Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Paging Paige DeSorbo!
Episode Date: April 9, 2019Summer House’s Paige DeSorbo hangs out with Scheana and Janet to talk about the show! They play a fun round of, “Red Flags” to find out what type of guy she would or wouldn’t date. Pl...us, her work in fashion and her dating life! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between,
it's time to party with Sheena Shea.
This is Shenanigans.
And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea.
Alright, and we're back. I'm back from Vegas.
Again, my voice actually isn't as bad this time as it was the last couple trips.
Janet's here co-hosting.
Hello, hello.
And we have some Bravo fam in the house.
We have the gorge, Paige.
Is it DeSorbo?
DeSorbo, yes.
From Summer House.
Thank you.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
I'm so excited to be on this.
Okay, do you watch Vanderpump Rules?
Obviously.
Okay.
Because I was going to say this, but I'm like, I like i mean it's me so i think it's a
compliment i don't know if you take it as a compliment or insult but i think you're the
sheena of summer house obviously sheena that's a huge compliment thanks okay yes but um and you're
actually if i'm being honest the only reason i started watching the show oh my gosh did we just
become best friends i think so there's a season three
that's on right now right okay so I met Paige at Watch What Happens Live a few weeks ago you
literally make me want to go back to short hair do it I I did it after I got divorced I just chopped
all of my hair off and now it's been like two and a half years of growing out that I'm like
do I do it again but funny story story at watch what happens live that night.
Do you remember how my hair was?
It was kind of like a fake, like Bob, but Julius love you, Julius.
Um, he, instead of razoring the extensions, razored part of my actual hair.
Oh, so he like started you off with this part right here.
It's like, Oh my God.
You just got, you have to chop it.
So it's, it's about your length on that part
right there and when i got back from new york i was just like i'm just gonna chop it all off and
i went to my friend who does my hair and she's like sheena i'm not gonna let you do that today
we'll just like it's something you have to think about and then be ready for yeah yeah she's like
we'll just like face frame put some layers in but when i put it up in a ponytail this one part just
sticks straight up like an alfalfa.
So I might go back to short.
I haven't decided.
But every episode I watch, I'm like, shit, I should do it.
I love it.
It's so easy, especially in the summer.
Yeah.
But it's so cute.
Thank you.
So our show, the first season of Summer House kind of like anchored that show like Housewives
did for Vanderpump Rules.
Yes.
And I, at the time, was still unhappily married.
That's a phrase you don't hear very often.
But I didn't really have that much fun in Montauk.
Like if you watch those episodes, season five, I was like, I'm not taking this shot.
I'm not skinny dipping.
I'm not doing this.
I feel like the I'm not taking this shot is the summary of that weekend for you. I was like, I can't drink sugar. One of those and I'll be hungover. I was such doing this. It was like, I was, I'm not taking the shot is the, the summary of that.
I was like, I can't drink sugar.
One of those and I'll be hung over.
I was such a bore.
But anyway, so, um, I had never really started watching the show and it's like, I mean, we
have car hole make out in common.
We'll get into that.
Oh my God.
Yes.
I forgot about that.
Oh my God.
There's so much to talk about.
Yeah.
So we'll, we'll get into that.
But, um, it was like, I mean, I knew everyone the first season, but I don't watch a lot of reality TV.
Even like I have friends on Southern Charm.
I've actually never seen like a full episode of it.
So I never started watching it.
And then after this past Watch What Happens Live, I think it was week two of y'all's show.
And the stuff with Kyle and Amanda and then meeting you and Hannah.
Yep.
y'all's show and the stuff with Kyle and Amanda and then meeting you and Hannah.
Yep.
And then I like hung out with Carl again for like the first time that weekend when I was there.
Yeah.
And now we're like cool again.
Yeah.
So I was like, you know, maybe I'll start watching it because these two new girls are
really pretty and funny.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So now I've watched all five episodes this season.
And now you're hooked.
Now I'm hooked.
Hooked.
You have some really, really good one liners. Oh my God. you're hooked. Now I'm hooked. Hooked. You have some really,
really good one-liners.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, they're so good.
I loved when they were talking about
who unfollowed who over the summer
or over the winter
and how everyone was coming back
and you're like,
ugh, who cares?
Like, I want to unfollow myself.
Right?
Seriously.
I felt the same way about me.
I was like, dude, same.
Sometimes I'm like,
wow, I'm so annoying.
Like, I wouldn't listen to myself even um i think lindsey said in one of the episodes she's like you come across way more genuine in person than you do on social media yeah and i was like
i feel like that's me like i'm trying to i said this last week with our guest here his name is
ed my lot he's a very big motivational speaker. He's amazing. And we were doing
the episode and I was like, my engagement's been
so low on social media. And I was like, you know what? I think
I need to like switch up how
I'm posting things and not always post
such a perfectly posed,
filtered photo. Like maybe be a
little more vulnerable on social media as I
am on the show. Wait till you see the finale.
Cringe! But I'll
be back in New york for watch
what happens live for it so i did something oh we'll have to go out i guess oh we definitely will
but um so uh what am i saying episode where was i going with us posting things that are like posting
post shit yeah so i'm like you know maybe i'll start like doing like less filters or things like
that because i feel like when people who do follow me on social media and watch the show and
just see an edited version of me, it's just like that really isn't me.
And so I always like encourage people.
I'm like, listen to my podcast.
If you still don't like me after an episode, then that's fine.
Then we just don't get each other.
Then you don't like me.
That's okay.
But it's like the show is edited.
My social media is filtered.
Like this is just like raw
unedited unfiltered if we edit something it's like one of my dumb moments where i'm like wait
what was i talking about i don't remember and it's too long of a pause right are you happy with how
you've been edited on summer house this season yeah so i feel like for me it's like everyone's
personality so it's just like a little bit more heightened. Like I'm not that big of a bitch, but like I'm a little bit of a bitch.
I don't think you come across as a bitch at all.
I think you're more funny and self-deprecating.
Yeah.
Yes.
I always have been extremely self-deprecating.
Like I've never taken myself too seriously.
Same.
And I feel like that really does come across.
So, yeah, I'm happy about it.
I loved your line too when he he says something like oh you can still
hook up with other people if you want you're like yeah i know right i know thanks we're not dating
very aware of what i can and cannot do thank you no it's so good um did you watch summer house
before going on it i did okay and i always said oh my god i think amanda looks so nice and then
i met her in the city and i was like oh oh, my God, you really are so nice.
Like I always thought I'd be friends with her if I ever met her.
And then it happened.
Nice.
Okay.
So that was kind of your link to getting into the summer house.
Yes.
I didn't know any of the other people except Hannah and Jordan I worked with.
So did you kind of bring Hannah and Jordan with you?
No.
They knew Hannah knew Lindsay before. And then it kind of
all just happened. But I wasn't as close with Hannah and Jordan, obviously, as I was during
the summer. So I was like getting to know them a little bit. But like I knew them first. Gotcha.
And you guys are all at Betches together, correct? We all were were Oh, okay. Because you say like
millennial, whatever. Yeah it didn't say exactly?
We weren't allowed to say.
No one is really allowed to say their company.
Okay.
Well, my sweatshirt is from that company.
Love them.
Like love fetches.
But that's one of my best friends.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Okay.
So yeah, you knew Amanda.
That's how you got on the show.
Were you friends with anyone else going into it other than you didn't know any of them?
I didn't know any of them. So were no part of kyle's 17 page
i had nothing to do with so hard to get a copy of that email have you seen it before i haven't
i have not seen it i saw like someone scroll through it yes one of our friends has a copy of
it she obtained a copy she showed us but then when she started scrolling, I was like, girl, I don't like reading books.
And this is a book on your phone that I'm – no.
No.
I would have read it.
I'm really, really interested to read it actually.
I want to know how you can even write 17 pages.
Right.
I feel like it was like MLA formatted.
Like he did it on Turnitin.com.
Like, yeah, he cited sources.
Like, I just –
So you joined after that.
Did you have any reservations about joining the show?
I mean, I was a little nervous.
I'd obviously never done a reality TV show before, but I was excited.
And if Hannah was doing it and she was like, look, it's going to be fine.
And I was kind of like, whatever.
If I don't try it, I'll never know.
And I didn't want to be like, oh, wow, I wish I did that.
Right.
So.
Well, I think you were a great addition to it.
You got me to watch.
Yeah.
I've gotten other people to watch since.
I'm like, wait, there's these two, like, really pretty, really funny girls on the show.
Good.
Thank you.
Okay.
But before, we're going to get into a game.
Okay.
But before we do that, what do you think about Jordan?
Because I know you all work together, but you said, like, you don't really know someone
until you live with them.
But even after living with them, you still don't really know him
yeah so so Jordan I feel Jordan is first of all one of the nicest guys and I think just the way
he comes across and says certain things he doesn't mean it in the way it comes across so he's like
trying to be genuine but it's almost like his delivery is like a little weird but he really isn't malicious
like he's not out to get anyone so i mean i love him he's one of my best friends but
he comes across a little bit he seems like the guy who's too honest we were like do i look bad
in this he's like yeah you should put something else on you're like what why would you say that
you know did he really make out with three girls that night? I mean, I didn't see it happen.
We all call him out.
Because we're with each other the entire night.
I'm like, unless you went to the bathroom for five seconds, met three girls, and then came back to us.
Which could happen, you know?
But, nah, I didn't see it.
Gotcha.
Did I tell you that I have DMs from him?
I was going to say, and also, I don't know if he went to FSU, but my friend Adam knows him from college days.
Oh, really?
Which doesn't surprise me.
I think he went.
Maybe that's the connection.
I forget where he went.
He went somewhere in the south.
Okay.
Yeah, because I know Adam knows him from college, whether it was like rival college mutual friends or he went to FSU.
But wait, you had some DMs from him, right?
Once we realized we were having you here,
I started researching everybody.
And I went, I think we said something about him.
You were like, oh, we need to like look into this Jordan guy.
And I was like, I think I know him.
I was like, why do I know him?
And I went to his profile and I was like,
I don't think I've ever followed him.
And then I went to our messages
and he had DMed me not anything creepy,
something about like,
I must have posted something about ice cream and he like
commented on it and said
something else about ice cream but I was like
shoot your shot.
I was like how did he find me?
I don't have a lot of followers. I've got like an
easy one to find so I was like
who is the connection? Is it the Bravo thing through
Sheena or what? But maybe it's through Adam.
Maybe. But yeah I had an
ice cream DM from Jordan.
He is always posting ice cream too.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
I mean, I could see Jordan easily fitting in with that Robbie Hayes, Adam's spot, FSU
group.
They're all 29.
So they probably did go to college together.
They're all like bros who wear like button downs.
Yeah.
They're all a little douchey.
Oh, the classic button down.
Bros who button down.
It's like ladies who lunch.
We love them, but they're a little douchey.
Yeah.
Totally.
Yeah.
Even, so just recently, so you watch the show, so you saw my date, my bachelorette style
date with Robbie Hayes.
Yes.
Oh my God.
Yes.
So when I was in New York a couple weeks ago, so many interviews are like asking me about
this.
Even on the reunion, we just filmed last week.
They're like asking me about it.
And I was just like, oh, he's a douche.
He's this.
He's that.
Because him and I were like besties, like such good friends.
We made out drunk a few times.
Right.
Janet, her boyfriend, Robbie and I all went to Hawaii together last year before we started
filming again.
And we were really good friends.
And we had like gone on dates more casually. Yeah. So when we started filming, Adam was gone really good friends and we had like gone on dates yeah more casually yeah so when we started filming adam was gone him and i went on a date never made
it on the show he was in hawaii with his family and then robbie was like i mean i'll take you out
on a date and like he's obviously experienced in filming reality television so i was like
all right let's do it we did and then like fast forward like a few months we had plans and then it kind of just fell
off. Like I didn't hear back from him and then he didn't hear from me. And then it was just like a
week went by and then literally five months goes by. It was a slow fade. We just like never talked
again. So I'm doing all these interviews in New York and I'm like, I know his narcissist ass
definitely has Google alerts. So I knew he was gonna get all of them when i
talked about him but he's like oh any press whatever so finally this past week because we
are literally neighbors we live a five minute walk from each other we have a ton of never run
into each other no we hadn't oh my god and so one of his friends we were getting drinks the other
night one of his roommates actually and like business partners best friends and he was just
like so you're gonna come to like our like stagecoach party or this man i'm like no i'm not
supporting anything you guys do like yeah he's a douche he ghosted me he's like you guys need to
talk long story short he came over a couple days ago we had a good laugh we're like okay both of
us were stubborn it was kind of both of our faults like you didn't text me back but then i didn't
reach out and then it just became like five months of ghosting so unnecessarily wow wow but um we're going to this
event after that he's gonna be there yeah oh my god so i was like well i'm glad at least we got
to like catch up before yeah i don't have to have your back while you're like clawing someone's eyes
out all i've been doing is talking shit because i'm like dude we were friends like you don't just
like stop talking to me for no reason.
Because I'm like, then I get in my girl brain.
I'm like, did I do something?
Wait, what did I say?
Oh, my God.
It's so true.
You get in the girl brain.
You're like, oh, my God.
I want to analyze every single thing I ever said to them.
Okay.
Girl brain and dating.
Never a good idea.
But we have a game called Red Flags, which we've played on the show before.
So Janet's going gonna read them out
and then you and i are wait are you still single yes okay perfect okay we are best i'm gonna i'm
gonna go out and it's kind of scary i'm gonna introduce an imaginary man to you guys okay and
they're going to have two good qualities and one red flag and you have to tell me if you would still date them for their good qualities despite the red flag.
Okay.
Okay.
So he lives in a castle.
Genius level IQ.
But I guess in his castle he lives in a bedroom with eight dudes including one named Jug.
Pass.
No.
I don't care about the castle or if he's that smart.
Really?
Also sometimes if people are that smart like they don't don't get certain, like, dumb people things.
Exactly.
You got to be able to get my humor.
Yes.
I totally agree.
Okay, how about this one?
Speaks every romantic language, is a model,
but for as long as you date them,
all of your friends will hate you.
No.
No.
I don't want to date someone when all of my friends hate me.
Also, I don't want to date someone prettier than me.
No, exactly. What's fun in that?
No, it's fun to hang and bang with the model types,
but I don't want to actually
date one. Is that a phrase? It's my phrase.
She says this all the time.
Her mom, when she hears it, will be like,
you can hang. Do not bang.
Don't bang. She literally told me that.
She's like, if you hang out with Carl when you go back to New York,
you can hang, but don't bang. I was like, we'll see. Erica knows the lingo. Carl's told me that. She's like, if you hang out with Carl when you go back to New York, you can hang, but don't bang. I was like, we'll see.
Erica knows the lingo.
Carl's used to that.
Yeah, we've been there. I love that.
Okay. This person is honest
and reliable, but live tweets
all of your dates.
Wait, what were the first? The good ones? Honest.
Okay. Reliable.
But live tweets all of your dates. I'm not
completely against that, because if they're
live tweeting, then they might be saying
having the best night ever.
This girl's so amazing. It could be kind of funny.
Yeah. Okay, I love that. Or like
Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, how they live tweet
stuff. That could be endearing.
A couple that had sex on the first date
and look at them. Boom.
That's so true. Same with Teddy
and Edwin. Yep yep yep love that okay
i think denise richard said she banged her yeah and he has a really big penis we've all heard
okay um good qualities was rescuing on or on the news for rescuing a kitten
perfect amount of physical attention but brings his mom to the first date.
I can be okay with that.
Not if it's like
a dinner date. I'd have to know in what capacity.
Is she visiting from
out of town? Sure, bring her along.
Is it like he's nervous, has to bring his mom?
No. No. Obviously very
weird. But there have been like
okay, like just for example
today's one of the very few days that
my mom actually isn't here she's here almost every week but where i grew up it's rush hour traffic
for her to drive home after janet and i have an event after this i was like mom was like janet
and i are like we've been summer house like because she wanted to co-host with me today
but i was like i was like don't worry about it i don't want you to be in traffic like we have to
go to this event right after so like we were just in palm springs i just got a
house out there yesterday oh my god so we just drove all the way to palm springs we really are
best friends yeah i'm coming over oh my god it's gonna be the best girl's house ever it's gonna
be like a sorority house so we had inspections out there yesterday i'm so excited but i was like
you don't have to drive like all the way into beverly hills like don't worry about it but
there have been guys who have been guests on my podcast who I've either been
friends with or like it was like after we do the podcast we're going to go out on a date and like
my mom's been here so like they've met her that first day but not like that so I feel like if it
was in that sort of capacity they're like oh shit I'm already meeting the mom I'm like she works for
me like it's like she's always around no I mom, I feel like, could come on a first date.
My mom says how a guy
treats his mom is how he'll
ultimately treat you. I think that's good advice.
I think that is so true, unless
you're my ex-boyfriend.
Who treated his mom great, but
Fantastic. However,
we'll talk about it off air.
I'm not going to put his mom on blast.
Sometimes you can't face your mom when you're doing the wrong things
he's an angel exactly
let's just avoid
okay I have another part of another game
this is called drunk stoned or stupid
tell me which of your housemates
is most likely to do or say
these things can I do my cast members too
yes let's do it
okay we'll argue with anyone about
anything Kristen Lindsay yes yes let's do it okay we'll argue with anyone about anything kristen
lindsey okay refers to themselves in the third person lala i don't know if any of us do that
but i feel like i could hear jordan being like sick yeah the third person has to check in with their parents first me probably me my mom's always right like yeah
any guy she's ever like had just a little bit of a bad vibe about or something like it hasn't
worked out yeah and she just she has such a good and sometimes you're like damn it like no i'm like
no mom i really like i'm just like okay we're 30 years old when we were in Australia together for 10 days
we did a couple flights
like to New Zealand
and stuff within it
our moms were in a group chat
and if Sheena texted her mom
like we just landed
yeah
like two minutes
before I texted my mom
our moms would be like
great it's fine
I guess Sheena likes her mom
more than you
it's fine
my mom texts my friends
like Saturday nights
and is like
hi honey
just wondering if like
you're with Paige
and my friend will like
show it to me
and I'll be like
tell that bitch that I'm almost home.
I love that.
We do the same thing.
Okay.
Breaks into their own house.
Jacks.
Has anyone ever broken into the summer house without keys?
No, but I feel like Danielle's very resourceful. So if she was locked out, she'd be able to break in.
Okay.
How about we'll blow their life savings on space travel?
Ooh.
I feel like Santa Claus.
Tom Sandvall.
Yeah.
100% she's a guy.
Or Ariana, because Ariana loves space, both personal and outer.
Yes.
I don't know. I feel like maybe Kyle would be into doing personal and outer. Yes. I don't know.
I feel like maybe Kyle would be into like doing something in space.
Yeah.
If there was alcohol involved.
He dropped that $600 on a bottle of Dom for you guys for the girls' dinner.
He loves like machines and apparatuses.
His jello shot.
But I feel like he really did pay for that.
Yeah.
Because people think when things like that are on the show, they're like, oh, whatever,
Bravo paid for it.
And it's like, no, no, no. No, no, no. He really didn't do that. Bravo doesn't pay for stuff like that. They might have paid for the apps. Yeah. Because people think when things like that are on the show they're like oh whatever Bravo paid for it and it's like no no no
he really didn't do that.
Bravo doesn't pay
for stuff like that.
They might have paid
for the apps.
Yeah.
They're not buying
the bottles of Dom
for the table.
Okay I have a feeling
I know who you're
going to say for this one.
Runs shirtless
to show off their body.
Jordan.
Yeah obviously.
Who would it be
from yours?
Lala.
She's gotten topless a couple of at the show actually uh-huh okay uses an inspirational quote in their email signature kristin really yeah oh
i feel like carl would be like motivational like that i was gonna say was at the bottom of those
17 pages was there an additional quote no but every friday carl would give us the same speech like
motivational speech same speech every single friday and we get us all jacked up to go out
how was it started out guys we all work really hard during the week and you're all super hot
let's have a good time and go out and it was just i love that yeah okay last one who was made for reality tv
you can only pick one oh only one i mean honestly i think all of us but i'm gonna give it to the
shit show of our show and say james amazing yeah that's good um i was gonna say stassi but i
stassi's more put together.
I was going to go Jax or Kristen.
I think all of us.
It's a collective ensemble.
Yeah, I feel like you have to be a certain kind of nuts in the brain to go on a reality show.
So I feel like we all equally are as crazy.
You either have to be nuts and not know what's going on and not care or so on top of it you can do the witty one-liners and, like, have your place and, like, be on top of it.
Yeah.
Yep.
Well, that was fun.
That was fun.
I like that we both got to do that.
Right?
Okay.
Okay.
So, going back to the show.
So, you're friends with Amanda.
So, how did you feel about, like, did she confide in you before filming started about,
like, feeling left out?
And, like, what were your thoughts on that?
Yeah.
before filming started about like feeling left out and like,
what were your thoughts on that?
Yeah.
I mean,
obviously you don't ever want a girl to feel left out and I like,
hate that feeling.
So it obviously made me mad,
but like I knew,
I knew going into it,
she had some turmoil with Lindsay, but it's also like,
we're adults.
I'm not going to go in,
be fighting with Lindsay when like,
she hasn't done anything to me.
But like, if Lindsay and Danielle were being rude to Amanda or leaving her out,
I would obviously stand up for her.
So Amanda always knew I had her back, but we were all very civil with each other.
Have you ever cropped someone out of a photo?
Yeah, I was going to say, how do you feel about people unfollowing her?
I don't think I've ever cropped someone.
Maybe. Maybe if they had their eyes closed and didn't want to be in it or something but purposely yeah but i've never like
purposely cropped a friend out unless they were like hey crop me out because i look horrible
right i'm like okay what do you think about everybody unfollowing her justified or shady
was that shady okay i feel like lindsey's reason was kind of bullshit and an excuse. Like, oh, no, it was just so hard to see them, like, all, like, lovey-dovey.
I mean, we live in a world now that it's, like, if you unfollow them, that's, like,
a silent way of saying, like, hey, we have beef.
It's the nail in the coffin.
Fuck it up.
And so she and Amanda knew it.
And so there was definitely, it was tension and awkwardness.
Like, if I want to unfollow something, it's because I want to make a point.
It's like, I'm unfollowing.
Oh, yeah.
You are dead to me.
Yeah, like Brandi Glanville recently.
Unfollowed you?
I unfollowed her.
Oh, yeah.
See?
Yeah, she started some shit she shouldn't have.
She got the unfollow.
It's definitely like the most passive-aggressive jab of right now.
I've unfollowed everyone I've ever dated because I need them all to not exist.
Yeah.
It would be great if all of them could go
die somewhere, really. Yeah. I've either
unfollowed or I've muted
until the point where I don't feel it's
petty. Like
homeboy, you know, who I
dated last November. I was
just like, we're still friends. And
even more so recently, we hung out with
him last weekend and we're friends.
But I was just like, I don't care about your life and your story and what you're posting,
but I don't want to be petty and unfollow because we're not talking or hooking up anymore.
I've definitely muted a ton of people.
I love that feature.
I think muting is bullshit.
I just tweeted about this recently.
I'm like, if you mute someone, grow some balls and unfollow them.
Just fully unfollow them.
Okay, but in our world.
Okay, I guess for you guys, but i'm like public just who cares and it's not that i'm muting them because i don't like them
i'm muting them because like genuinely your content is so annoying yeah and i can't keep
seeing it unfollow so like no just please ariana has muted pretty much everyone on our cast that's
amazing oh my god you guys with your spawn con, I can't.
She responded to my tweet
that said like,
if you want to unfollow,
or if you want to mute someone,
just unfollow them.
And she goes,
you've been muted.
I was like,
shit.
I was like,
I think I fucked up.
That's funny.
I realized the other day,
I got to follow Jax back
because when we got in a fight
like a year ago,
I think we unfollowed each other.
Oh my God.
But then when I went on his Instagram, we had like such a good reunion together and
then so much fun in Vegas this past week.
And we're like so good again.
And then I went on his page and I was like, it doesn't say follow back.
So I'm like, no, you follow me first.
I'll follow you back.
You know what happens when I go to Jax's page?
Blocked.
Says user cannot be found.
Oh, my God.
Because he blocked my ass.
Blocked my ass.
I think every ex-boyfriend has blocked me.
My ex-boyfriend finally blocked me after I put a song out called Better Without You.
Wow.
Check it out on iTunes.
Check it out.
Spotify, iTunes.
Get the plug.
Yeah.
Okay.
So how long have you known Hannah and Jordan?
I have known them for probably like a year and a half.
Okay.
Yeah, not that long.
And you just met them through work.
You didn't know them before?
Yes.
So you are a fashion writer for the company we cannot mention.
Yeah, I freelance.
So I'll work for different ones, yes.
And then I know Hannah does the social video content.
What does Jordan do?
Jordan does sales.
What does that mean?
Jordan does sales.
I don't know.
I saw him talking about millions of impressions.
If a company will come to him and be like, we want to promote through your company, he make sure like the content is good so people see it.
I don't really know.
Gotcha.
There's like so many, especially like millennial type jobs with social media and everything
nowadays.
They're like, oh, I do ad sales for, you know, this, the company.
It's just like, but what does that mean?
None of our job titles make sense to anyone over the age of 40.
Yeah.
He also is a model too.
I think he makes a lot of money modeling.
Yeah.
I could see that
he has those abs yeah yeah they're not bad yeah they're not yeah all right well anyway okay we
gotta talk about our mutual makeout buddy carl so what's i mean you probably can't say too much
but like and i know this because i talked to him this morning but what's the status with you guys? So currently
we are very good friends
like we will text all the time
we're in a big group chat together
him and I like will text
as we're watching the show and
like I texted him on Monday I was like
could we be any more adorable
so we're very cool with each
other. Yeah. He's great. Is he gonna
screenshot that and show the guys and
be like look page and i are dating she said can we be any more adorable like the one thing which
i mean because i say things like this like i feel like we're very similar with like flirting and
like whatever type um texting with guys but like when jordan showed that screenshot it was like
well we're dating so i'm like she was probably being insanely sarcastic. Like, well, everyone says we're dating.
I was just like being nice too.
And it's like one screenshot out of like a thread of text.
So it could have gone,
he could have gone way back and seen that like,
I wasn't flirting.
It's also like, we knew each other through work.
So like, I'm not going to not respond
because then it's going to be awkward when I see him.
Like, and that's why I said, like,
if you want to see flirting, I'll show flirting but like that wasn't it me saying like a sarcastic
whatever and that's like a term of like oh well we're dating so like cool yeah like we're friends
and I mean I make jokes like that too that I'm just like that's not don't take it so serious
I feel like Jordan's learning the hard way too that everything that you say especially on camera
gets immediately repeated oh yeah others so he keeps thinking he's having these like secret conversations everybody like
right guys look and then like yeah an hour later everyone's like well yeah yeah we saw what you
said so literally he seems very he's like oh he's like kind of like eeyore after that like
oh my god totally um okay so because you had watched the show before, going into it, did you, like, think Carl was hot?
Did you just, like, it developed kind of naturally?
I always thought Carl was good looking.
But, like, one of my biggest things is if you make me laugh, like, done.
You could literally not be good looking.
You could not have a job.
But, like, if you make me laugh, I'm, like, hooked.
And for some reason, his, like, dumb humor, like, would always get me.
And then, obviously, it didn't, like, it wasn't bad that he just, like, complimented me and complimented me.
And then I was like, oh, my God, Carl.
Okay, we'll make out.
I loved that. I loved how, like, in control you were of the situation. He was like, you okay we'll make out I love that I loved how like
in control you were of the situation he was like you're cute you're like I know you can make out
people like I know it's like amazing you're like I'm very much in control of the situation I'll
let you know when you get granted a makeout again I forgot how tall he was so tall I mean he's like
six five it's like oh yeah no like no he is
huge okay yeah i remember in one of the episodes you said she said six three i was like hearing
like the six three man yeah he tweeted at me he goes i'm six five yeah all right but it was funny
because like him and i hung out like now i can openly talk about this this was december 2017
it's a while ago it was yeah it was right before i had moved
to vegas it was right when my ex-boyfriend and i had broken up but we're still like talking
and i like didn't want my ex-boyfriend to know i was like talking to anyone else hanging out
with anyone else so it was very private about things i was doing right and then carl decides
it's a great idea to go and watch what happens i'd be like yeah sheena and i hooked up and i'm like
so then my ex-boyfriend calls.
He's like, oh, you slept with this guy.
I was like, no, no, no.
Like, we made out.
Like, I mean, we fooled around.
But, like, we did not have sex.
But then he goes, like, you know, on national television and says this.
So then it's, like, after that and just, like, that, I mean, my relationship, it needed to just be done.
I moved away.
It's done.
It's still done.
And it's great.
It's the best thing ever.
I'm so happy that's done with but i didn't talk to carl for like a year because i was so annoyed by all that and then a few weeks ago when we were there he group chatted kyle and i
he's like i just realized you guys don't have each other's phone numbers like it's gonna be so much
fun you're on the show together tonight and i was like we haven't talked in like a year yeah but i
just responded he's just like that.
Totally.
Like he can let things go and he like we could have like a disagreement or something and then it's like, we're cool.
And I'm like, yep, we're cool.
And I'm the exact same way.
So am I.
Yeah.
It had just been so long that I kind of like low-key forgot about him.
Everyone was still talking about you guys throughout the whole thing.
Didn't Kristen go on Watch What Happens Live and like confirm things again one million percent yes i think
that was the one million percent and i was like one million not percent i was like no but i'm like
okay if i'm being honest yes it was more than a make out but it wasn't sex right everyone media
when you hear hook up everyone thinks sex for sure especially all the moms watching bravo and how my mom was
like she helped up with him i was like it's not what that means no trust me but so when i was
there a few weeks ago and then i was like well yeah meet us out for drinks like that'll be fun
and then you know we all went out and got drinks and then i was like now i remember why i made out
with you yeah he's charming he's so charming he's He's funny. And like anyone who's 6'5 and like makes me feel really skinny
and tiny, I'm in for it.
How tall are you? 5'5.
We're like the exact same. Oh god, we're
so similar. So I was like, I felt like a
cute little baby.
Same. So
yeah, so we hung out
in New York and it was funny because at the time
when he said that on Watch What Happens Live, my mom had
like tweeted at him. I love when your mom claps back at people on Twitter. Somebody
says one negative thing about Sheena. Her mom's like, really? Here, let me give you a bullet point
list of why that's not true. Let me hit you with the facts. It was so funny because like my mom
had like put him in his place, but she goes, I remember she was, he was so respectful back and
like apologized. And so then like the first night, because we hung out both nights I was there.
And the first night my mom was just giving him shit like the whole night, the whole night.
And he just took it.
Oh, he's so respectful to parents.
So respectful.
My mom and dad both met him.
My dad loves him.
My dad would like walk around the house saying Carlito.
I'm like, okay, calm down.
Yeah.
And then the second night we hung out, it was like we were all just like friends and
it was good.
And then he like followed my mom on Instagram and Twitter.
And she's like, oh, he's so sweet.
And he definitely got a bad like rep the first two seasons.
And like he would say things to me and he'd be like, well, I'm like a fuck boy or whatever.
And I'm like, don't like say that about yourself.
Like you're actually truly a genuinely nice guy.
Like I've always been team Carl.
He just had those fuckboy tendencies for a time being.
But now watching the show, I see such a different side of him.
And I see the side of him that I saw a few weeks ago that I was like, oh, yeah, this is why I made out with you.
Perfect example of how you treat your mom is how you'll treat your wife.
So nice to his mom.
Loves his mom.
Yeah.
He reminds me a lot of Shep from Southern Charm.
Do you watch Southern Charm? Yeah, of course. mom yeah he reminds me a lot of shep from southern charm do you watch yeah of course yeah well they just sort of like cute and like funny but and they're friends kind
of do the fuck boy stuff but without getting the fuck boy full reputation because you're like oh
they're too nice yeah you forgive them yeah that's all right yeah yeah it's fine right well as the
only person in this room maybe who's made out with both of them. Oh, yeah! Oh, my God. Well, I haven't met Shep yet, so give me a little time.
Catch up to me, Paige.
But the night I did Watch What Happens Live with Shep,
Carl was there as one of his guests.
Oh, my God.
And you met both of them?
Yes.
You didn't make out with both of them the same weekend.
No, I was with Dorman at the time.
Oh, just so you know, that's what we're calling him now.
Okay.
Because that's what my ex used to do.
And instead of saying his name ever again,'re just gonna call him Dormane I
love that oh my god I think it was it was Stassi or Kristen one of them came up with it at the
reunion I was like yes we're going with Dormane um but yeah so I mean nothing happened but it was
like I hit it off with both of them and I was like well we're just gonna be friends obviously
because I'm in love with someone else but then we broke up and then you know Shep was on shenanigans
and we got drunk after
I think I was there with you guys
before that. You were
it started here then I moved
to Pump and then I remember this
break room and then my apartment
I think I was only there for
break room I did not I missed the apartment
part. Yeah. Oh you missed out
Yeah anyway also did not sleep with the apartment part yeah oh you missed out yeah anyway um also did not
sleep with him just put that out there hooked up did not sleep with correct so yeah when i'm back
in new york in a few weeks we gotta hang out we'll call carl we'll get the whole gang we'll
we'll do it yeah i told him i was like you should just come to watch what happens live with me
because what was so funny was that night andy asked me on the show, he's like, would you ever
like make out with him again?
I was like, probably not.
And I was like, you know what?
Definitely not.
And then we hung out that night and like, not like hit it off again or maybe whatever.
Right.
But I was like, okay, if we had hung out last night, my answer would have been different.
But I was like, I didn't talk to you in like a year.
Yeah.
So I was just like, ew, no, definitely not.
And then we hung out and I was like, oh yeah. And he's in like a year. Yeah. So I was just like, ew, no, definitely not. And then we hung out. And I was like, oh, yeah.
And he's just so fun to be out with.
So fun.
One of like the number one things was we were out one night.
And we were like sitting there drinking or whatever.
And he looks at me and he was like, you want me to buy you chicken fingers?
And I go, I'm a ring size four.
Let's get this going.
Yes.
That's so sweet.
He was like, here's honey mustard.
I was like, done. Word. That's like the most romantic was like, here's honey mustard. I was like, done.
That's like the most romantic 2019 thing I've ever heard.
Yeah.
Do you want to buy me chicken fingers?
Yes.
Ranch and barbecue girl, but chicken fingers.
I'm a honey mustard kind of girl.
Yes.
And you're also a take me out to dinner kind of girl.
Yeah.
I'm a dinner girl.
Yeah.
So when do you guys start up again?
When does Summer House, when do you guys start filming or moving does summer house when you guys are filming or moving
i don't know if we're even going again i'm sure you will it was so good but yeah i hope so i would
love to share a house with all of them again yeah but typically do you guys do it like
may through august or um like the end of june we started yeah until labor day wow yeah so i don't
know if it was this summer or last summer when like some of my cast went out
there.
Was that when you were in the house?
Yeah.
So Stassi, Bo, Tom and Katie.
Is that going to be on the show?
Yes.
Oh, fun.
I saw something.
I saw a preview for it where I think it's Stassi says something like, well, Schwartz
is having his butthole looked at right now, so it could be worse for you.
Yeah.
You guys have just gotten back from Mexico.
Yes.
Okay. Because I remember they all went out there for like 48 hours or
something. I just saw the preview and I was
like, what's going on with Schwartz's butt? That's
weird. He got sick in Mexico or something?
Yeah, not everyone.
There were a few of us who were lucky.
Oh, that kind of butt thing. Got it. But no, no, no.
There's multiple kinds. Like
80% of the cast and crew
got a parasite in Mexico.
Oh my God.
It was bad.
So Schwartz was one of the ones who had it really bad.
I can't imagine like a six hour flight feeling that way.
No.
I think he went to the hospital.
I think he did.
Yeah.
But maybe, you know, season eight Vanderpump, if there is season 4 Summer House if there is we can do like
some more crossovers we really should
I'd love to come out to LA and it's so natural
I feel like with that show because we did
start that show and then if
like some of our cast is on it again
we're just friends and we all love to drink
yeah and then Paige and I
we have like a threesome with Carl and then it's like you know
our moms would literally murder
us you know
they're trying to get me killed I think one of the best things about your because I think Fander
Pumperules and Summer House are very similar in the sense that it's like a really good close group
of friends who are drinking and doing silly things and hooking up and all that one thing that I think
makes Summer House or the like security camera footage but then also getting to see everybody
at the end of the night come home and eat which is like such a crucial point of like going out yeah that you don't often see because at pump rules
it's like we're at a restaurant and then you you don't really see everybody when they get home right
at 2 30 in the morning and they're like wild times they're like literally like what can we yeah it's
like that real world aspect of the show and i have to amanda did all of our food ordering. So like she would do all the fresh direct order.
So we would like, and I would feel like it was my mom.
I'd open the refrigerator and be like, Amanda, we have nothing.
Go to the store.
And like I ate cheese sticks for an entire summer.
I was going to ask you guys, because I saw on one of the episodes where every time when you guys got there, there was a box of eight cases of rosé and what looked like food and stuff.
Did you guys just pre-order all of your stuff all summer?
Amanda would order on Wednesday and then it would get delivered on Friday.
How many bottles of rosé do you think y'all go through in the summer?
Whispering Angel, you may need a sponsor for you guys.
I mean, we had a party one time.
We got all the alcohol and we were like, come on, guys.
We're not going to need all of this. And halfway all the alcohol and we were like, come on, guys. We're not going to need all of this.
And like halfway through the party, we were like, we're running low.
And we were like, no, there's no way we're drinking at all.
And it was all gone.
Oh, my God.
We have problems.
I'd like to know what the total Whispering Angel bill is at the end of the summer.
I couldn't even imagine.
I'm going to make friends with Amanda just so I can find out what that bill is.
We all are on like an app where we like split everything.
So we could figure it out.
Yeah.
And you guys actually have to clean up after yourselves.
We clean up.
Yeah, we clean up.
I mean, some more than others.
And by that, I mean, I never clean.
But then we do like hire someone to clean like a little bit.
I want to know what the person who, because you guys rent the house.
I want to know what the person who owns the house.
I want to know if they watch and what they think about what you guys do in their house i feel like kyle has met them but i've never like when they were showing one morning there was like
red splatter of god knows what like on the ground everyone's like well it looks like we're gonna
have to clean i'm like if i was the owner i would be sitting there like biting my nails yeah we try
like we are very respectful to the house because we do live in it but like when we have parties yeah there's stuff all over the floor like
watching sticky a lot yeah watching shows like summer house make me want to not airbnb the house
oh yeah yeah i'm like uh they're like you can make so much money in april i'm like i'll probably
wanting to stay there in april so i'll just pay my own mortgage. Yeah. Okay. Question about the pantry. Okay. Yes. Obviously
you guys go in there to make out because there are no cameras. So everyone thinks that that is
partly why. But the other thing is like, we do come back and we're drunk eating all of our snacks.
We're in there. So why are the cheese sticks so like if i was going
in for like chips or like a drink or something i feel like i knew carl would be in the pantry he
always knew i would be like around there and then but they did end up um there wasn't a camera in
the pantry because no one was ever in there they were getting like literally getting a pantry camera and then i think later in the
summer a pantry camera was installed okay that was my next question because kyle fell asleep in the
pantry right see like we're always i love that they showed his like last words before he fell
asleep he's like i love amanda but and then it was just like and then the next thing you see
is amanda like poking around like, where is he?
You just hear him snoring.
You fell asleep in the pantry?
Like, really?
I thought you were getting your shit together.
It's like, Kyle, the pantry is my spot.
Like, lay off.
Will we see the proposal this season?
You will see how it all unfolds and you will definitely see like a glimpse into it.
Yes.
I wondered that because now like doing
watch what happens live and like meeting her as engaged to kyle and then watching the show and
i'm like yeah where is this gonna meet yeah just wait yeah how many do you know how many episodes
you guys have this season i'm pretty sure we just aired five and i think we have 13 or 14 okay good
so we're not even halfway there.
Anything that you think is going to happen, probably the office will happen.
Now I'm hooked.
I'm invested.
Does Carl hook up with anyone else in the house?
You don't have to say who.
In the house?
That lives in the house?
No.
I don't know if there was like a drunken Hannah make out or something.
What about Jordan?
No, no, no.
Does Jordan hook up with anyone else in the house?
Anyone else in the house, no.
Okay.
Hmm.
Interesting.
No.
But there could be other people, but.
Okay.
Thoughts on Danielle?
Love.
Danielle is low-key hilarious.
Really?
I feel like it never gets picked up.
Yeah.
Because she says things like like, under her breath.
And, like, one night we were drunk in the kitchen.
She was saying things.
And I was like, wait, what?
And she, like, said something.
I was like, you're funny.
And, like, no one ever, like, notices it.
Yeah.
But she's very funny.
And she loves, like, to dance by herself.
Nice.
She's always a good time.
I was like, I felt bad for her because it's like, I mean, she's just, you know, that
I feel like typical girl.
I don't know her personally, but just kind of seems like she wears
her heart on her sleeve. And it was like, they made out
like, obviously as a girl, you know, you kind of think
like, unless you put it out there,
like, I just want to make out with you because I'm
drunk as well. And you put out like the fuck girl
attitude. Like, you're going to kind of think
like, it's not just going to be one thing. So like,
I really felt for her because I've definitely
been in that position before. Totally.
I think he let her on a little bit. And it wasn't that
she wanted to full-blown date him,
but she wasn't expecting him to
come back and hit her with all that.
And talk shit about her behind her back.
Right. So,
most of your make-outs or all of them that we've
seen so far have been in the pantry.
Yes. Will we see any on camera?
Wait, we saw it on the bus and in the vineyard.
Okay, yeah, those little bits.
But like the 20-minute sessions are in the pantry.
No, no.
A 20-minute session I'm not doing right in the kitchen in the middle of everyone.
But yeah, I think we make out like a few more times, but nothing like full blown.
I loved when you guys were making out in the venue.
You're like, this is so romantic.
Are you going to propose?
Yeah.
And then he started talking.
I was like, shut up.
Cause with all of those cameras, like, I mean, especially with, you know, the couples or
like even when like Everett stayed over with Lindsay and whatnot, it's like there are cameras
in your room.
It's like, you know, like bachelor in Paradise and that stuff where it's like you really
get no privacy.
Like what is...
Softcore porn a little bit.
But like what is that like hooking up on camera?
Yeah.
I never slept in anyone's bed.
I never hooked up with anyone on camera.
One, not just because the cameras are there, but yeah, that's like a little bit weird.
But also like it just like Carl and I just weren't at that point where it would be like normal for me to go sleep in his bed.
So like it never really crossed my mind.
Are the cameras like big where like bigger than like a GoPro or security camera where
you're like I'm on camera.
I know.
All right.
Or do you get so used to them that you forget they're there.
So the camera in like the corner of our room is probably like the size of that.
Like so like bigger than a GoPropro but bigger than a gopro
but not there you know they're there but honestly and i feel so dumb for saying this because like
i've watched reality shows before and i'd be like how do you forget there's cameras there yeah are
you stupid you forget yeah like you fully forget oh totally especially if you're drunk or in the
moment or like you just you don't realize it i mean it's harder for us because there's a six foot five man with the
camera like yeah in our face but like if there were the little ones like when they're in our
hotel rooms and stuff you definitely forget they're there because we're so used to filming
with a crew that when you just have like those that's why like our craziest times were when we
would come home drunk yeah it's like no one's around and there's just like cameras in our
kitchen and we're just like being ourselves totally. Because, like, no one's around, and there's just, like, cameras in our kitchen, and we're
just, like, being ourselves.
Totally.
Yeah.
You're like, they're probably off.
It's fine.
We're like, whatever.
They don't want this.
They don't want this footage.
They absolutely want you guys coming home being like, who ate the pizza?
Yeah.
Who ate this?
Towards the end of this season of Vanderpump Rules, I have, like, my first, like, real,
like, makeout, like, in a bedroom, bedroom on camera won't say with who but i just
like watched it back because we just filmed the reunion so like we have to binge you know the end
of the season and i'm like watching it back but i remember being in that moment where i was like
this is what it feels like to be the bachelorette because there's literally a boom mic it's lit
literally yeah there's two cameras and it's just dead silent. And we're just like, how much longer do we make out for?
Like, we're trying to round the bases, but there's still cameras here.
And then you feel bad for that camera guy because you're just like, sorry.
Yeah, I know.
It's not happening.
Definitely.
What were you most worried about going into the show?
Or did you just go in completely open-minded?
I didn't know what to expect.
So there was no room for me to be nervous because I was like, I honestly have no idea what's going to happen.
I didn't realize I was going to have as much fun as I really did have and how close I was going to become with everyone because you're
kind of doing this weird experience together like yes we are like filming a show but like also
living in a house with people is like so different it's so different and I've never lived in a house
with people for an entire summer yeah so we had a lot of fun together. And like, I didn't realize how close we really would all get, which we did.
Even like with our shows, unless it's like a trip or something.
Like, I mean, a lot of people live close to each other, but we don't live together.
I always said I was like, if we could do like a, you know, Vanderpump Rules, like a broad where we like open up, you know, the restaurant in Vegas, but all had to live together in a house.
Could you imagine?
Half of you would end up dead.
I know.
A hundred percent. Half of you would end up dead but it's like when you put that
aspect onto a show it just adds a whole extra level yeah like a good door slam yeah oh totally
I'm telling you I enjoy just for watching you guys come home at two in the morning I'm like
what are they gonna eat yeah exciting like I was always eating like deli meat turkey out of the bag
and like I was like wow I'm disgusting.
I think Carl turns to you at one point and he's like do you want chicken salad and you're
like what?
Ew.
Yeah.
What?
I want cold pizza.
Yeah.
I was like it's 3 a.m.
No one wants chicken salad.
Well I'm predicting a season 4 and 8 and crossovers because I want to come.
I like especially now being like a single and fun Sheena.
Yeah.
Not married and unhappily married Sheena.
Yeah.
But like I feel like I would have so much more fun with you guys.
And like I would love to take a trip.
Yeah.
At some point.
Like I feel like I mean we obviously the weekends are a vacation every weekend.
But if we took a trip for like a week I feel like.
Totally.
Where do you live in Manhattan?
I live on the Upper West Side.
Okay cool.
Yeah I've lived there for about
I've lived in the city for five years is that where most of the other cast lives too I always
wonder where you guys all we all live completely okay different spots in Manhattan but yeah um
like Danielle is in Brooklyn Jordan and actually Lindsay lived like a few streets away um Hannah
lives kind of close to me yeah but all of you guys do i mean unlike the vanderpump crew
you guys all do legitimately have like monday to friday like jobs and careers yeah we're all like
doing so i heard like carl say like oh they gave me like a summer friday like could you guys take
off a week of work to go on a trip um yeah i mean like if you i mean i do freelance stuff so like i
if i can work remote totally and then i don know, like summer Fridays, not every company has it.
But in the city, most companies do because everyone goes to the Hamptons.
Yeah.
So it's like a pretty normal thing.
But yeah, I feel like we could figure it out.
Why did you decide the first night to stay instead of going out to dinner?
I mean, you stayed in that vegetables
honestly i when i meet new people i get very nervous like i'm very reserved i like to like
assess everyone's you know personality first and i'm not good at meeting new people like i'm
like a weirdo almost so like going out I was just like oh like I know
like I'm probably not gonna be fun then they're gonna think I'm like not fun and then I'm like
in my head I'm like I'm just gonna stay home and like I knew Amanda the most so I was like whatever
Amanda does I'm going to do plus she started cooking dinner so I felt like it was rude if I
was like oh you cook dinner we're gonna go yeah so I stayed I mean it worked out it was like half
and half yeah
and then carl he's like in the middle he's like what do i do do i go do i um all right let's see
what oh that sunday dinner that's what i wanted to mention that you made looked so bomb thank you
oh my god it was like the biggest bowl of pasta caprese salad thing ever yeah it was really fun yeah so what is your
favorite thing to cook so i can't make that much stuff contrary to what people think
i feel like no one in new york has a big kitchen so everyone's like i don't know yeah and then
like if you're cooking for one person i'm like wow this is so depressing i should probably get
a boyfriend yeah um but i can make probably like four to five good dishes.
And my mom will just like send me the recipe.
And then it's basically just read what she wrote.
Yeah.
And then I just do it.
So probably like anything with pasta I can do.
Or like I make a really good chicken dish.
I've made salmon before.
We're the same person.
Literally.
I mean I'm not out there like inventing like new dishes.
But I can read. but i can read so
i can read a cookbook she has her go-to and then she has um pizza lunchables always mozzarella
string cheese and capri sun those are always in my fridge there's always a frozen pizza in my fridge
yeah in case of an emergency i have frozen pizza and frozen burritos in my freezer yes always and
a bottle of titos a bottle of tito must yeah for sure but like my freezer. Yes. Always. And a bottle of Tito's. A bottle of Tito's.
Yeah, for sure.
But like my go-
Capri Sun, I like that because I'm a big apple juice box girl.
So they're always in my refrigerator.
Yeah, I always have Capri Suns.
That is literally my go-to.
But I do have like my staple like few dishes I make.
I have like four.
Yeah, and I have like a cookbook that my mom gave me for Christmas.
It's been like, I don't know, probably like seven years now.
And it was just like one of the times where i was thinking i was like i mean god forbid
something happens to you i don't know how to make any of your stuff yeah and so it was like the best
and saddest christmas present i ever got because she like hand wrote all of her recipes her mom's
recipes in a cookbook for me wow that's so nice and then in one of my moves it was like a couple
of the pages got a little wet and i freaked out i was like oh in one of my moves it was like a couple of the pages got
a little wet and i freaked out i was like oh my god oh my god it's gonna be all like spread but
it was it was okay i can make like four to five things and then like when you meet a guy they're
like can you cook i'm like yeah yeah little do you know it's a rotation of four things
i love that i'm the exact same way okay so how long have you been single for um probably about
two and a half well we'll see what my ex-boyfriend says he'd probably say two and a half i'd say
three i don't know if it's the same one we're talking about her ex-boyfriend is friends with
johnny oh really my ex-boyfriend yeah johnny who afertite yes yeah okay we went to sundance with them uh-huh
with johnny raul that whole like i don't think i only know johnny raul is his roommate but i've
only met him uh maybe twice okay okay yeah i saw that um i think you guys follow each other he
follows you or whatever and i had asked him about you he's like oh he's like ask her who's better looking me or her ex-boyfriend because we look similar
so they look identical really so weird the one time i saw a picture of johnny and it was like
with some girl and i was like where are you and like i had i like zoomed in then i realized i was
on someone else's instagram because i was like, who is that bitch? But yeah, they look very similar.
It's very weird.
It's funny.
What's dating in New York City like?
Oh, torture.
I imagine.
Worse than LA, you think?
I think it's different for different reasons.
But like dating in New York, there's so many more girls in New York than there are guys.
Really?
And like you're walking around with like a 5'9 model like as your competition. So it And, like, you're walking around with, like, a 5'9 model, like, as your competition.
So it's just like, okay.
Like, thanks.
I would have thought it was the opposite.
I imagine, like, New York City, like, a lot of businessmen.
Did you not hear Courtney Berman talking about dating in New York the entire trip they took?
Yeah, it was painful.
Painful.
Okay.
Yeah.
I just assumed L.A. was the worst of it.
I think they're probably equal.
Yeah, they're probably equal. And just in L.A., everyone's broke and unemployed. At least in LA was the worst of it. I think they're probably equal. Yeah. They're probably equally as bad.
And just in LA, everyone's broke and unemployed.
At least in New York, they have careers.
Well, broke and unemployed and really good looking is a problem.
They're just like rich assholes.
Yeah.
I'm an actor.
It's like, what have you done?
If only we could combine forces and bring the New York and LA men together and create
one good one.
Yeah.
I guess that's what the Midwest is for.
Yeah.
I've met the Midwest guys.
They're so nice. I'm like, I'll be here another year you're gonna be so rude okay so i got a ton of questions on instagram
that came in for you so i want to go through some of those before we wrap up but i have to know and
this is also a question several people asked on your list of things you want in a future boyfriend yes what is the most important and what is the
least the most important is how he ultimately treats me if he like gets along with my family
family is a very big thing for me that's very important to me the least important to me is you have the list on your phone yeah
i'm always adding to it i mean probably just like little things that i could compromise
how many things are on the list how many pages does it go down it's only one okay that's not
bad it looks like you shortened it from like i shortened it a little i like i always add things i always take things out
like honestly as i get older like if they dress well or not not a big deal because i'll change it
so things like so you'll get your makeover you'll be fine you have to be funny you have to get my
humor we have to like the same movies like if you don't get my movie quotes it's not gonna work
like just things like that you just have to like get me. What's your favorite movie?
Oh my God.
Or top favorites.
Yeah.
That's so hard.
That's so hard.
So I love any comedy movies like the classic like Wedding Crashers and stuff like that.
My all time favorite movie is probably My Cousin Vinny.
Oh, okay.
I love that.
Like I like older.
Janet's never seen anything. Yeah. I love that. Like, I like older. I've never seen anything.
Yeah, I love stuff like that.
I love, obviously, like, Devil Wears Prada.
Like, the girly movies, too.
I love those.
Yeah.
Big movie girl.
Okay, so what are you cutting off your list?
You didn't answer.
No, she said dressing.
Oh, dressing.
Yeah, okay.
Yes, that's, yeah.
Anything I can change.
Physical stuff.
Physical stuff, less important.
Yeah.
Okay, so Elizabeth underscore M wants to know,
if Kyle was single, would Paige have wanted to hook up with him over Carl?
No.
I felt bad because they asked me on Watch What Happens Live.
They were like, okay, let's pretend like Amanda's not sitting in front of you.
If Kyle was single, would you hook up with him?
I was like, no.
I can't even think of it, though.
Because I only know him with Amanda, so it's like automatically no.
I also am not into guys with blonde hair.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Me either.
Yeah, the guy I'm banging all season is a blondie.
Just.
Yeah.
That's probably why we're not dating, though.
I just think Adam is blonde.
He is.
It's, like, dirty blonde.
He's not a brunette.
He's a guy blonde.
He's not the tall, dark, and handsome.
He has brown hair with, like, the little, like, goldy wispies.
That's okay.
He's, like, a dirty blonde.
He's blonde for a guy.
He's very blonde, white. Yes. All's okay. He's like a dirty blonde. Which I feel like is blonde for a guy. He's very blonde, white,
all-American. Yeah. I like
a tall, dark, handsome
Italian, maybe like Persian.
This is where... My boyfriend's Lebanese.
I love it. Yeah. See, this is
where if we go out, we're going to butt heads because we're going to like the
same guy.
And they're both going to like you because you guys are both the same.
I know.
Sister wives.
Okay.
Honestly, at this point, you know, I'm 34 almost and divorced.
How old are you?
I'm open to anything.
I'm 26.
Okay.
Because you're the youngest cast member, right, of everybody?
And I don't let anyone forget it.
Yes.
Own that.
Okay.
At House of Shaw wants to know what you do to work out or are you just genetically blessed?
Okay, at House of Shaw wants to know what you do to work out or are you just genetically blessed?
I feel bad saying this because I don't want people to hate me, but I honestly don't work out at all.
But I eat in like moderation.
Like I'll eat what I want, but I won't eat a lot of it.
If I do work out, I try and do like Pilates, but like I couldn't tell you you last time i worked out i didn't like my twin
yeah that's like me i don't i didn't work out in my 20s at all i really didn't start getting
into fitness until like 30 31 yeah i need to start because it's not just about like being
skinny or like being in shape it's like being healthy and strong yeah um emily russo wants
to know do you have an age you want to get married or have kids by?
I mean, I can't plan that stuff as much as I'd like to, but ideally I'd love to be engaged at 30.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, I think that's a good age.
I say no one should get married under 30.
It should be illegal.
She and I both got married younger and both are divorced before 30 or at 30.
So, yeah, that's very smart.
DianaX014 wants to know if Jordan is as douchey as he seems.
No, he's not.
Ray E. Carl Dean wants to know how long your last relationship was and why it ended.
My last relationship was on it.
Well,
I was very young,
um,
on and off for probably about two and a half years ultimately ended because we
were both just doing things to piss the other one off.
Like we were both very at fault.
Like he would do things and I'd be like,
watch this.
Right.
So like it just got,
hold my beer,
but we are very good friends and talk all the time.
So nice. Um, let's see. There'll one up you. But we are very good friends and talk all the time.
Nice.
Let's see.
There's a couple more.
Sammy Samick wants to know the best places to shop for petite late 20s girls in New York.
Wow.
I mean, I love Zara.
I literally that's all I buy. A lot of people asked about fashion.
And like, as I know, you the things on Instagram with like affordable.
Like I will never spend a lot of money because it's also like trends.
Like I'm not going to, what I'm wearing this like winter is probably not going to wear it next winter unless it's like a classic piece.
So I never spent a lot of money on trends.
So like Zara forever 21.
I love H&M.
Same.
I was clicking through all of your uh instagram
posts and i was like oh my god where did you get this and i was like don't even look i'm not going
to be able to afford it and i was like asos and i was like oh yeah amazing i'm not one of those
girls that's going on revolve and is like look at this top i got for 800 such a steal it's like
bitch that sounds like my vanderpump group chat and i'm like i just can't i just got i also like
help me i'm poor yeah you can't spend that pretty little. I also like help me. I'm poor. Yeah. You can't spend that. Pretty little thing. Pretty little thing.
I saw that on your.
That's my shit.
I love pretty little things.
Yeah.
She gets basically their entire website.
As soon as they have new stuff.
She's like I ordered 15 things from you.
Yeah.
But it's like only like $200.
Right.
For like 15 items.
Yeah.
I love it.
I stan pretty little thing.
Shout out.
Yep.
I haven't been to the new store yet on Melrose.
You guys have.
Pardon.
Yeah.
There's a store here.
Oh yeah.
It just opened when we were in
Australia. Chloe was at the opening.
It's right around the corner from CERN. It's giant
and pink and they have a unicorn. It's two stories. They have unicorns
and it's all pink. I need to go.
I know. It's fantastic. Okay, I'm going after this.
I drive past it and I have not
been inside. So what are your, obviously
you said Forever 21. I saw
ASOS a lot. ASOS, I love ASOS.
Topshop. Topshop.
Topshop.
Topshop has great jeans.
Like the white jeans that I wear.
I realized I wear them every single weekend.
I wear them all summer from Topshop.
Okay.
Amazing.
I love that.
Yeah.
Well, what are you doing the rest of today?
You're here until what?
Friday?
I'm here until Friday.
My mom is here with my brother.
So we made like a little trip out of it. We're going to like go out to dinner and just like have some drinks. Awesome. Well, Janet and I are going to be out and about tonight. So yeah, maybe. Yes. If you want to see sir and all of the craziness if you haven't been. And then tomorrow night. Well, by the time this airs, it will have already aired. But tomorrow night I I'm on Hollywood Medium. Oh, my God.
Yes.
So I'm going to have a few people over and make one of my four staple dinner dishes
if you'd like to come.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
I was like, is it real?
Is it like whatever?
Like Sheena and her mom both were like,
this was life-changing.
Do you know that I'm obsessed with that stuff?
Same.
Like I go to a psychic at least once every six months.
Yeah.
Really?
Yes.
I love it.
What's the coolest thing a psychic has ever told you that has like come true or um or predicted that hasn't predicted like a lot of
career things but like i was like look dude i'm here because i want to know am i gonna get married
now am i gonna have kids and he's like yeah chill out you'll get married by 30 yeah okay one of the
things that tyler henry said he was like i do see you being a mom but like in an like unconventional way and i go yeah do you mean like adoption or like in vitro or what and he was
like like in in vitro something like that and i was like that's crazy because i've been thinking
about freezing my eggs and he's like you should do that and so she did i did wow yeah did that hurt
um for me it was a very easy painless process. I get Botox every three months.
I have 22 tattoos.
I have no issue with needles.
It was more, I think.
I don't have a high pain tolerance.
Yeah.
I think, what was the hardest thing about it?
I mean, you were going to so many appointments every single day.
And I feel like you were just stressed being like, I have to be here at this time for this,
this, this.
I went to one of her doctor's appointments where she had to do those shots in the stomach.
No.
And I'm there for moral support, being like, you can do this. And then they bring out a needle one of her doctor's appointments where she had to do those shots in the stomach. No.
And I'm like there for moral support,
being like, you can do this.
And then they bring out a needle and I'm like, I'm going to faint.
Can someone get me a water?
I can't do that.
I'm having trouble.
Okay, honestly,
and I'm going to end on this note,
the hardest part about freezing my eggs for me,
and this is where I feel like Hannah and I relate,
was not being able to have sex for a month.
Oh my God.
I didn't even know that was part of that.
Yeah.
Because you're literally injecting yourself with hormones, making yourself fertile.
Oh my God.
So it's like unless you want to get pregnant right now.
With like a lot of babies at one time.
Oh my God.
You could have been like a mom of six.
You could have been Octomom.
Oh my God.
I missed my opportunity.
On that note, we're going to go.
Thanks for listening and watch Summer House every Monday night, 10 p.m.
Right after you guys.
My Instagram is Paige, P-A-I-G-E underscore DeSorbo, D-E-S-O-R-B-O.
Amazing.
Boom.
And anything else you want to mention before we wrap it up?
No, just thank you so much for having me on.
This was so fun.
I feel like we were in your living room just chatting.
Yeah.
Well, that'll be tomorrow night. We can part two all right bye guys bye thanks for listening
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