Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Q&A with Scheana Shay

Episode Date: July 31, 2020

This week Scheana is joined by two of her besties, Jamie Lynne and Brett Kenyon. This episode is dedicated to all things Scheana Shay with a fun Q&A from the fans. She shares some of her ...beauty secrets, experiences with sex toys, and more. To wrap the episode, Scheana shares a shocking story that even her BFFs never knew. Scheananigans with Scheana Shay is produced by ACTIONPARK MEDIA. Follow us on Instagram: @scheana @scheananigans @actionparkmediagroupSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans, and now here's your host, Sheena Shea. Hello, everyone. I was going to do a welcome back to my channel, but welcome back to my podcast. Now that I'm a YouTuber, I'm like, wait, which one am I doing today? So I have two of my best friends here in the studio with me today. had a guest scheduled and unfortunately last minute she had to cancel so I'm like wait what can we do and I'm like you know what here's the thing I've read y'all's reviews thank you to the five star nice ones but to all of you one star ones saying that all I do is talk about myself and interrupt my guests, I figured let's dedicate
Starting point is 00:01:05 an episode to myself where my guests interview me and no one can give me shit for talking about myself. So we have a ton of fan questions. I haven't done a Q&A on YouTube for a while, so I figured let's do one on my podcast. And we might end it with a little game depending on how this works out I'm actually going to crack a Coors Light I haven't drank in obviously like months and then the last couple weeks at the pools I'm like had like a mojito with Ariana I had a little rosé with Jamie so I'm gonna have a Coors Light I'm on the rosé kick. Like I'm really, really late to the rosé all day game, like years, years late. And I was like avoiding it because I'm like, oh my God, all these basic bitches with the rosé all day. I'm never doing that. So what are you saying
Starting point is 00:01:55 about Nima? He's a basic bitch. He's a sexy little bitch, isn't he? I was at your Palm Springs house and I think like all that was left was rosé. Or, not all that was left, but it was, like, super hard liquor. Like, you have a full cabinet of, like, stuff that Sandoval brought. Like, probably, like, all of, like, BevMo is in your Palm Springs cabinet right now. Literally, there's hundreds, I mean, probably
Starting point is 00:02:17 thousands of dollars of liquor left over from my birthday that Sandoval bought and brought. It was insane. And I didn't want to do hard liquor. I'm so over the White Claws. I can't drink them anymore. They make me sick. You don't want to do shots of tequila with me? Well, it's so funny.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Brett and I, we wanted to do a shot at the start of this podcast, and we poured our shots in, and then we thought we were putting Sprite in, and it was straight-up lime juice. So we have full lime juice and a shot. Yeah, that's exactly what it tastes like. It's very tangy. Yeah, I can't do the hard liquor yet. I even, I tried to have a White Claw the
Starting point is 00:02:50 other day and like my, one of my favorite flavors of White Claw, I had a sip and I was like, honestly, I just poured it out and I opened a LaCroix. I'm like, the White Claw doesn't get me buzzed. I really still like don't want to be drinking. Not that we're trying. Again, we can get into that. But I'm like, you know what? I'm going to have a Coors Light. I haven't had a Coors Light in months. But the hard liquor, I just can't.
Starting point is 00:03:15 I can't go there yet. Pace the Rockies. Silver Bullet. Won't let you down. RVO style. Yes. Shout out. Yeah, I've been drinking Coors Light since I was in high school.
Starting point is 00:03:28 So how have you guys been? I know, Brett, you were just in New York and Connecticut for a few weeks. What is life like in a pandemic on the East Coast right now? So it's a lot more open than here. Is that scary? No, I felt safe. Like I was at the bar and everything's, like, sectioned off and socially distanced. In Connecticut. Because I feel like New York looks like it's super closed down.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Long Island's on stage four. Connecticut, same thing. What does stage four mean? Yeah, there's all the phases. Yeah, we're in phase two. I'm like, I don't know. Is one the first one or is four the first one? Is it, like, work its way up or down?
Starting point is 00:04:03 Four is the last one. Okay. So like nail salons are open. Like I went and got my nails done with my mom. All that kind of stuff. Gotcha. But New York City is still outdoor dining only. And New York City was so sad.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I saw your Times Square picture. Midtown is empty. There's no tourists. I was walking at 6 p.m. like rush hour Friday. And I was the only one on the street. No tourists. No businessmen at 6 p.m., like rush hour Friday, and I was the only one on the street. No tourists. No businessmen. Grand Central's empty.
Starting point is 00:04:29 And it just, like, didn't feel safe for me just because, like, there's no one around. And you're so used to having people around in New York. Yeah. So it was definitely different, but it was nice to see my family. And my brother got married, which was nice. You were living. I saw your little tubing adventures. Yeah, we went tubing. That looks so fun.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I did that in Austin once. It was so much fun. It's a blast. Like, we just drank and we went on the boat a lot. Yeah, I had a good time. Yeah, and when you first got there, you were, like, kind of, like, not really acclimating because you're like, oh, I miss LA. Like, you know, and then towards the end, it was amazing because you're just like, I
Starting point is 00:05:03 don't want to come back. Like, I love being here. And I'm'm like that happens every time to me too I was quarantined for like the first full week and so I was just with my two cats and I was like depressed but then I got good it was fun I was like I mean honestly you're not missing much here other than I tried to make him feel bad I was like other than you know lifelong memories with me and Jamie I know your mom was like just stay in Connecticut like don feel bad. I was like, other than, you know, lifelong memories with me and Jamie. I know. I was like, you're really not missing anything. Your mom was like, just stay in Connecticut. Like, don't come back.
Starting point is 00:05:29 I was like, Erica, hush. I know. We need him back here. I know. No, I am happy selfishly that you're back. But I was like, look, if you're there with your family, you feel safe. Like, you're really not missing anything important here. But I have, like, major FOMO.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Well, yeah, because then he sees us doing fun shit. I'm a FOMO homo. We've had some fun. What did you have the most FOMO of Jamie and I doing the last few weeks? When you guys went to that hotel
Starting point is 00:05:55 in San Diego. Which one? Oh, with Nastancia? Yeah, that one. The one that I haven't been to. I know you were at V.A. House again, which I love them. Yeah, the other one, Nastancia.
Starting point is 00:06:04 It was so relaxing. It really was. Other than the children screaming and splashing in the pool, it was very relaxing. It looked like a good time. The spa was open, and it was so nice because each massage room individually opened up to, like, a courtyard. So it was like you were indoors, so it wasn't hot, but then you had—it was, like, completely open. Oh, fun. So it was really nice. So that's how they get away with it? As long as everything's outside, they can do it? Yeah, as long so it wasn't hot, but then you had – it was like completely open. Oh, fun. So it was really nice.
Starting point is 00:06:25 So that's how they get away with it as long as everything's outside they can do it? Technically outside, yeah. And I got massaged by a male, which I have not done in years because my first experience with a male masseuse was awful. It was so gross. He was like heavy breathing in my ear, and he was like overweight and sweating on me. And I was just like, this is disgusting. I'm never going to male again. And so like when I booked the two massages for Sheena and I, I didn't even think to like request a female. Like I just slipped my mind. I don't know if you had a male or a female. I had a female. Okay. So I had a male. Um, and so
Starting point is 00:06:59 at first I was like all tense. I'm like, Oh fuck, I forgot. I'm like, do I cancel? What do I do? What do I do? And then like, um, I realized he was gay and I'm like, oh, fuck, I forgot. I'm like, do I cancel? What do I do? What do I do? And then like, I realized he was gay. And I'm like, okay, this is better. You're totally fine then. I'm fine. I'm so fine. And it was like, probably the best massage I've ever had. It was so good. I've had a few from men that are good. And then I've had a couple really like awkward and bad. I mean, I've had so many massages. I sound spoiled, but you know, that's one of the things that I work for. So I can get so many massages, but I remember one that I had, it was at Voda spa. Here's this big Russian guy the night before two nights before my wedding,
Starting point is 00:07:37 we were going to the venue a night before. And so we all did like a spa day and he was like, and it was just like, I like could hear him breathe. I'm like, why are you doing breathing exercises? You're not helping me. You're not asking me to like deep breath. And then I could like feel like his arm hairs on me. And it was just like, I was like cringing the whole time. It was so uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:08:00 And then I had a full on panic attack after like at the bar. It was like me, Katie, Ariana, and my best friend, Stacy. And I just like went into a full-on panic attack after like at the bar it was like me Katie Ariana and my best friend Stacy and I just like went into a full panic attack and I was like oh my god I mean I thought I was just uncomfortable from the massage or like I felt guilty that I just had a man rub me right before my wedding but I think it was my body telling me like maybe don't do it and I wasn't listening I don't know but I it was the first panic attack I've ever had in my life and I wasn't listening. I don't know, but it was the first panic attack I've ever had in my life. And I related it to the massage until years later I get divorced
Starting point is 00:08:29 and I was like, was that what that was? Literally. You have to always listen to your body. Yeah. But I remember I had one at Glen Ivy. This like outdoor hot spring spa and like Temecula. We have to go there. Yes, we do. I love Temecula. They're probably not open. No, they are. Are they? Yeah. Well, they might've had to close down again. No, you're right. You know what? I
Starting point is 00:08:48 spoke with someone. Everything is open except the mud. That makes sense. And maybe, I don't know about the grotto, but yeah. So, and this guy was like young, he was so hot. And so the next time when I went back to my family and I would go like twice a year. I requested him and he remembered me from my tramp stamp. He was like, girl, I remember you. I was like, boy, do I remember you. Yeah, that was a better experience. Damn, the only massages
Starting point is 00:09:17 I get are from gay men from Grindr because my poor ass can't afford to go. Obviously. Don't judge me. No one's judging. But shall we get into some questions? Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Okay. Brett, you go first. Pick a good one. All right. This isn't a good one, but I'm curious. What was your very first job? Fisher 14 wants to know. First job was I actually, I just talked about this on my vlog with Brock like two vlogs ago I was driving him around Azusa and I was like oh I was like this place over here actually
Starting point is 00:09:51 used to be a Ralph's grocery store and on my 16th birthday I told my mom I wanted to go to the DMV get my driver's license and then go and apply for a job I was gonna quit chair senior year because I wanted to work and start making money for college I don't know why I thought I wanted to work in a grocery store bagging groceries, but I heard that when you got moved up to a checkered, like the union had like really good benefits and whatnot. And so I was like, okay, guess I'll like, you know, that's a great first job. So I got hired at Ralph's grocery store. And in the three months that you start working there, it's a probationary period. They can let you go for any reason at any time with no explanation. So I get fired like two and a half months in.
Starting point is 00:10:35 And I'm like, I haven't done anything wrong. I show up on time. I know how to separate the groceries. Like my mom trained me from a very young age how to grocery shop. Supermarket Sweep was one of my favorite shows growing up. I love it. You know it's on Netflix right now? I know.
Starting point is 00:10:48 I just saw it. I'm so excited. So, like, I know, like, the grocery stores. Like, my mom will make her list based on aisle. I'm not that crazy yet, especially because, like, I've moved around a lot. And it's like I get one store down and then I move and then it's different. Right. But I know to put things in the cart and on the belt the way you want it bagged,
Starting point is 00:11:07 the cold stuff, the non-food items, and all of that. So I thought I would be really good at this. Is this why your refrigerator is so organized? Probably. I'm so anal about it. That makes a lot of sense now. Yeah, I need it all organized. My cabinets aren't always as organized, but I'm not in my cabinets that much.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yes, they are. Like I can't even go and get like a tortilla chip without having to take it out of a perfectly like folded up bag inside a Ziploc bag. Yeah, actually that's true. Categorized with the other similar chips. I get really nervous when I'm putting like your dishes away because I'm like, oh crap, like am I putting it in the right spot? So they let me go and I'm like, no, no, no, this is bullshit.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I know I'm good at my job. Like, what's the reason? And they're like, we don't have to give you one. And I was like, okay, but for peace of mind, like, I understand, like, it's not like I can sue you for wrongful termination because I'm in the probationary period, but what is it? And they said that I was a distraction to the men at the front. And whenever I was scheduled with them, they didn't get their job done because they just wanted to help me. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:12:09 So sexist. Exactly. So I was like, oh, okay, I get it. It's probation. But that is sexist AF. So my mom went to the union and reported them. And they did like a whole investigation. And I was like, I don't want my job back.
Starting point is 00:12:23 I just wanted them to be held accountable. and like I was like I don't want my job back I just like wanted them to be held accountable and so I was like fuck this I was like well let's just go down one street what's on this corner and I was like Marie Kounders I'll be a hostess and there my restaurant career started right I remember that place but I did not know that's where I met my best friend Brooke from high school and then Adri worked there with me I got her job in high school we talked about that on a previous episode with them. So I didn't know that Ralph's like, Ralph, you're lucky she didn't sue your ass. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:49 She should get free groceries for life. But yeah, that was my first job. Cool. Good to know. I did not know that. I always thought Marie Callender's was. No, because that was like my first real job that I worked at for more than two months.
Starting point is 00:13:02 And then for Marie Callender's, then I wanted to be a server and I wanted to make more money. So I wanted to work somewhere a little more hip and cool, not just like pies and potato cheese soup. Although still to this day, do I go and get their pies and potato cheese soup, salad bar? They're so good. So then Brooke and I started working at BJ's. It was like a brewery. And then after that, I was still a hostess. They wouldn't move me up to a server. and then after that I was still a hostess they wouldn't move me up to a server and so I quit there and I got a job at the Viva Verde Country Club as a server where's that um in like San Dimas kind of by Raging Waters okay and so I was a server there and on my lunch breaks my manager
Starting point is 00:13:38 he like had a crush on me and so he would let me take extra long lunch breaks so unfair to everyone else and we would drive the golf cart around, like, on the course. It was so much fun. So what we're learning is every job you've ever had, there's been some sort of scandal. Probably. Okay, moving on. Yeah. Okay, so Brett, and for me, how did we all meet Sheena?
Starting point is 00:14:00 So who wants to know this? Her name is Stephanie D. So, Brett, I actually want to hear this story because I don't really know how you met Sheena. I don't remember the first time, but music video is like... I mean, the night that we became like best friends, I could tell that story, but
Starting point is 00:14:15 pretty much I work at TomTom if you don't know who I am. So obviously because they film at TomTom, like obviously they're there. Sheena started dating Max, so then I was like, who is this bitch who's like, well, I knew who Sheena was,
Starting point is 00:14:27 because obviously, like, we're trained to know who these people are. This bitch is too good for him. What is she doing? Yeah, I'm like, what is this bitch, like, sitting on table 43
Starting point is 00:14:33 with Max after work? Oh, God. And then we would just, like, see each other at the Abbey and just, like, say hi or whatever. And then I think Sheena sent me a friend request on Facebook, and then it was just like,
Starting point is 00:14:44 oh, okay. Slowly becoming friendlier. And then Janet was like, oh, do you want to come and film? Or no, it was Janet's birthday. We went and got dinner together. And then you said, hey, do you want to come to Palm Springs? I'm doing my music video. And I was like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:01 So at first I was like, no offense. But I was really drunk. And I was like, yeah, you should come. And the next day I was like, I. So at first I was like, no offense, but I was like really drunk. And I was like, yeah, you should come. And then the next day I was like, I don't really know this guy. It's like a really intimate video at my house. And Janet was like, what do I do? Do I tell him?
Starting point is 00:15:16 Like, you already invited him. And I was like, I don't know. What do you think? Like, is he cool? I'm like, I don't know him that well. And she's like, trust me, like, you'll love him. And I was like, all right, fine. I was like, Brett Kapp doesn't want to be driving out by himself anyways he's like yeah that's fine just tell him to come
Starting point is 00:15:29 he was three hours late and did you drive back home with him no sheena you drove me back home yeah i would have loved to hear that but yeah we literally owe it to to janet because yeah otherwise we were kind of just like hey acquaintances and then we got like really drunk that night and the rest was history I feel like you're leaving something really really big out did you guys have sex or something
Starting point is 00:15:56 oh no we did play a game of pizza box and we made out and then that turned straight for like a few hours I thought that I wanted to have sex with Sheena. Are you serious? I looked at my penis and it was really small. I was like, oh, wait, no, still gay.
Starting point is 00:16:11 She's just a really good kisser. See, I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment, but I remember I was making out with this gay guy in New York City and he wanted to have sex with me. And I was like, but you're gay. He's like, no, but you're hot like I want to fuck you and I'm just like I didn't want to but then I'm like okay so is this an insult that like maybe I'm like manly or is it a compliment that I'm so fucking hot that he I'm turning him straight he's like a hole in the hole
Starting point is 00:16:39 no sexuality is on a spectrum. So together we met. So the way you and I met, which you just reminded me, was at Rock and Riley's. It was somebody's birthday. Which is another reason why you didn't want to get close to me at first. Oh, yeah. He was friends with one of the Ds. I was close to someone that I adopted a shark for last summer. With what? One of the Ds.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Oh, okay. Who unfollowed me. Yeah. I don't know why. Every time we're about to talk shit on somebody that fucking window there's a ghost next question please okay well wait
Starting point is 00:17:13 we didn't really finish kidding so yeah so we met at yeah it was at Dana's birthday party yeah we met at Dana's birthday party we had cake all over our faces yeah you were making out I made out with Jordan Yeah, it was at Dana's birthday party. Yeah, we met at Dana's birthday party last July. We had cake all over our faces. Yeah, you were making out.
Starting point is 00:17:27 I made out with Jordan, a girl. Jamie was making out with Jordan, a girl server from TomTom. I was really depressed that night. That night was not fun. Yeah, I remember walking in and seeing you crying in the corner. Yeah. I was also, what no one knows is I was on a date that night. And so when Brett and Dana were making out, I was making out with this guy who I
Starting point is 00:17:46 was there on a date with. I didn't even see them making out. I had no idea that even happened until someone told me. Oh. Yeah. But you didn't see him. He was such a sweetheart too. Shout out to him. He was a good guy. Sent me flowers after
Starting point is 00:18:02 I got my eggs frozen. Really sweet. He was a friend of Lala's. And we went on a date. You didn't see that either. But yeah, anyways. Yeah, that's how we all met. Well, Jamie, how did you meet Sheena? Did we talk about how we met when you and I podcasted together?
Starting point is 00:18:18 Not really. I think we should save that one for next week because our guest next week, we should let her know how you and I met. Yeah, totally. Yeah, it's so interesting how you guys met. I love that story. Yeah, it was through a mutual friend is the short answer. Slash reality star life.
Starting point is 00:18:35 But her nemesis will be on Shenanigans next week, and we'll get into more of that. Stay tuned. Yes. Okay. All right, Brett, you pick one. Oh, my God. So much pressure. There's so many.
Starting point is 00:18:47 You got so many questions. It's hard. So we're going to get a little sexual here. Oh, shit. Okay. So, Lorinda Lampre, she wants to know, what is your favorite sex toy product? Okay. product. Okay. So any of my long-term listeners will know this going back to the Janet days when she would co-host with me and she was always like trying to get me to masturbate. And I had a sex
Starting point is 00:19:18 doctor on once. I had this other girl, Taylor Nolan, who was on The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise who is like a sex therapist and they would always just like tell me how much I should be doing it and I'm like I'm not interested in it this sex doctor Emily she had even brought me like a goodie bag and it was this like tango and I remember hearing like Katie and Ariana and some other girls being like oh my god the tango was like the best thing and I'm like what's the tango like I don't know what they're talking about that's a dance as far as I know right I had heard about this thing and she was like you know just battery or charge it I don't remember there's some lube there's this there's that and I'm like yeah okay and then a couple months later I did her radio show and she
Starting point is 00:20:04 was like so have you used anything I got you? And I was like, No, I'm sorry. Like, I just I can't do it. It's just like weird to me. I haven't watched porn since I was like 12. Yeah, I used to watch it a lot as a kid. And that's probably why I don't watch it as an adult. Because my dad at the house we lived in growing up, we had like every cable Playboy porn channel. And when my parents would go to sleep, I was like, Ooh, let's see what's on the Playboy channel. I didn't even know I was watching porn. I just realized that that's not really porn. No, but like every episode ended the same. They were naked having sex. Okay. It was scenarios like they'd be like a pool hall.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Then they're on the pool table having sex. It'd be at a car pool hall then they're on the pool table having sex they'd be at a car wash then they're on the hood having sex like whatever so I was just like what I'm just gonna like imagine something like I'm terrified to like download porn on my phone what if I get like a virus I'm not gonna like order it on like pay-per-view I don't even know how to watch porn okay um pornhub.com I know I don't want that on my phone I'm saying like I don't want to go down that rabbit hole and then like the next time I open my phone to show something, it's like, oh, girl on girl or whatever, you know? You close it out. Anyways, so I'm just like, it doesn't interest me, but thank you for the toys. I will gift them to someone.
Starting point is 00:21:19 And then one night I was like, you know what? Okay, I'm going to open this and see. And this tango, it's like the size of a finger. And it just vibrates. And I'm like, it know what? Okay. I'm going to open this and see. And this tango, it's like the size of a finger and it just vibrates. And I'm like, uh, it's not doing anything for me. I was like, I'm good. And then Taylor, when she was on my podcast, was telling me a story about a time when she was like masturbating, just getting ready to come. And her cat like hopped on her bed on her chest. And I'm like, see, that is like my biggest fear of like having a cat interrupt me. And then I'm like, what am I going to lock them out? Then they're going to be scratching at the door and meowing.
Starting point is 00:21:51 No, like I'm not going to do it. And so I never did. And then recently I, well, I guess not recently. There are two different times. So I had a box in the back of my car for a while from Adam and Eve. They were like one of my old podcast sponsors. And they sent me a box of sex toys. I didn't know what it was.
Starting point is 00:22:13 It was just a box that was in my car, never opened, never thought about. So Brock and I are cleaning out my car. And any family members or friends of Brock, please click fast forward to five minutes from now after this story. Thank you. And he was like, what's this? And I was like, I don't know. It's probably something from like a gifting suite. It's been in there for a while. And he opens it and it's a box of sex toys. And he was like, oh, we're using this tonight. And I'm like, oh, no, we're not. I've never used one before. Like, uh-uh. And this thing I was i was like if i honestly if there weren't like three of them i would have opened it and thought it was like um something for like acne like a blackhead
Starting point is 00:22:50 remover like it looked like a face like scrubbing brush type of thing interesting so it's like it has like a hole on it and it was like uh like a little clit sucker oh and so i'm like okay i don't know what this is but we tried it and i was like oh my gosh now i get it and i wasn't even like friends with janet anymore but i was like why is she like the first person i'll be like janet guess what and i think it was like kind of on like the falling outs of our friendship but like i i did tell her because i was like you'd be proud of me guess what yeah but then more recently so now that like we had tried that I don't know what brand it was or anything I just remember it had like a hole and whatever more recently I just got one from this Australian
Starting point is 00:23:36 company called Vush or Vush and it's red and it's one of those that's like a little clit sucker again this thing is incredible. It is like, I mean, Brock is already, I'm not just saying this because he's my boyfriend. It must be just the overall connection and everything that we have. I mean, his body's ridiculous. Everything is ridiculous. But like, it's already the best sex I've ever had. Then you throw a toy in the mix and like that just gets us both going.
Starting point is 00:24:05 It's incredible. So just a little shout out to Vush. Vush? Wait, how do you spell it? It's V-U-S-H. Okay. So. See, I don't really use anything either, but that's, you give me some hope there.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I got my first dildo over quarantine. I was like, yo, I don't even like the bottom and I taught myself about the bottom again. You've been ordering so many dildos in quarantine. I was like, yo, I don't even like the bottom, and I taught myself about the bottom again. You've been ordering so many dildos in quarantine. Like, you would make plans around when your dildos were arriving to your house. No, like, the big black one I wanted was going to take, like, three months, and it was like when quarantine first started, I was like, oh, hell no.
Starting point is 00:24:35 So I ordered one. I got some, like, sexy, like, lingerie, men's lingerie. What does men's lingerie look like? I have, like, a strap. Assless chaps. Like vegan leather? Yeah, obviously vegan. But like? I have like a strap, assless chaps Like vegan leather? Yeah, obviously vegan But yeah, I'm getting like, I'm very sexual already So it's nice to explore the toy side of it
Starting point is 00:24:52 Yeah, and I'm the same way Like I'm such a sexual person That's why everyone's like, I don't get how you've never And I'm like, I think I've just been fortunate That I've had consistent sex my whole life I've never needed to do it to myself But they're like, you don't know what you're missing Like until you you know your body. And I'm like, okay, I'm in my mid thirties, not middle age, but I'm in my mid thirties. You know, we are at that sexual prime
Starting point is 00:25:15 age. And so I was just like, once Brock wanted to try it, I was like, all right, I'm down. Like, but you do it to me. Like, I don't want to do it to me and then there was one night where he was in San Diego he went out with the boys it was like 3 a.m. he was still out I was so annoyed and I was like you know what I'm gonna have sex without you and I went and I remembered that my toy was waterproof I did a nice bath I lit some candles I brought her on in and had some fun. No, there's a funny part of this story. Is this the time you kept sending me voice notes? No, that was recently.
Starting point is 00:25:51 No, this was like a few months. This was before quarantine because this was in Marina Del Rey. So recently she tried to do the same thing. And she was like, God damn it. All I want to do is get in this bathtub and it won't fill. It's like a trickle. And like I kept getting voice notes like every 30 minutes and I still heard the water. Like, it still was not filling up. And I was like, I guess no one wants me to have sex with myself
Starting point is 00:26:13 tonight. So I'll just, I'll just wait. Sometimes like, I don't know what it is about me, but Brock's like, why do you do things like try and like spite me? it's like you want a reaction out of me cause I'm like yeah well while you were out guess what I did and he's like good I'm glad you enjoyed yourself and I'm like no I want you to be pissed I did it without you and he's like babe I'm just happy and I'm like ugh and so I was like I mean whatever I got off cause dudes masturbate all the time like I masturbate
Starting point is 00:26:38 like five times a day during quarantine you know what someone asked what's the most annoying thing Brock does is that it? um what? just like you wanting to like get a reaction out of him. And he's he doesn't care. I don't even think that's really an annoying thing that he does. It's an annoying thing. Is it that he's always right?
Starting point is 00:26:54 That is annoying. You know what's the most annoying thing about him? That he like is the definition of I woke up like this. He doesn't have to try. I love it because like he's so beautiful. And like I love staring this. He doesn't have to try. I love it because, like, he's so beautiful, and, like, I love staring at him and waking up next to him, but I'm like, that's not fair. Like, you wake up and look like that,
Starting point is 00:27:12 and I have to put work in to look like... Yeah, just his hair alone is, like, not fair. It's ridiculous. I wish I had his hair. I wish I had hair. But, um, no, there's nothing really, like, like annoying that he does because even it's like he works so much and like we'll forget to check in sometimes i'm like it's not i can't be annoyed by him being such a hard worker so there's really nothing that's like annoying just the fact that
Starting point is 00:27:38 like you know nine out of ten times yes honey you're right and he you know wakes up and just looks like freaking model it's annoying yep so annoying i want to be so bad for you i do feel bad yeah i have this video of us from bali that i sent i might have even sent it to you it was like i think a snapchat i did and i have like my blue like nerdy glasses on my hair is all frazzled and I was like no makeup I'm super pale it was like our first day there I'm not tan yet and I'm like you know what's not fair is I wake up and look like this and he just always looks like yeah I remember that video it's like Fabio just comes into the frame yeah it's like flowing shiny hair that's the most annoying thing about him anyway moving on from Brock before he gets a bigger head than he already has.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Okay, so I'm going to like kind of consolidate some questions. Okay. So a lot of people are asking like what's going on in your life now? What's going on with the show? Is there going to be a spinoff? What are your goals for now and then like maybe two, five years from now? What do you have going on? Okay, so this weekend,
Starting point is 00:28:45 actually, we have movers coming on Saturday and we are moving into our beach condo in San Diego. Yeah, I'm so excited. So that is this weekend. That's kind of our next step. And then over the next few weeks, I'll still kind of be back and forth in Palm Springs because the cats are still going to be there just while we have movers and workers coming in. We need like some windows replaced and whatnot. I don't want to have the cats there. So we are doing that this weekend. And then after that, I mean, we don't really have any travel plans lined up. There is something that him and I are working on as like a side project that might require us like going to Hawaii instead of going all the way to New Zealand. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:35 But while there's a two week mandatory quarantine, he can't take that much time off work. We really only need five days there. So to go for 19 days is a lot. But, I mean, I don't think it's a secret. We don't really know what's going on with the show right now. I mean, you know, it's not canceled. They haven't announced that. You just haven't started filming yet.
Starting point is 00:29:57 No, because the restaurant's not open. Restaurants aren't open. Like, there's not much filming going on in Hollywood in general. So, you know, basically, L.A. is closed right now. Restaurants aren't open. So we can't be filming. It's not much filming going on in Hollywood in general. So, you know, basically L.A. is closed right now. Restaurants aren't open. So we can't be filming. It's not a secret. Sir is closed.
Starting point is 00:30:11 So I feel like everything's just kind of up in the air right now. And a lot of people I know I did make my miscarriage very public. A lot of people have been asking like, oh you gonna like start trying again and as much as I'm at the point where my doctor has said I am cleared to if I want to and my body is ready I think we're gonna hold off a bit we're not in a rush I mean you know it wasn't planned it was a beautiful miracle and if it worked out we would have been over fucking joyed. But unfortunately, it didn't. And right now we're moving into a new place. I mean, what if we hate the area we're living in? What if we don't feel safe? What if, you know, we do start filming and like a month what it like, I just, there's so much up in the air right now. I think that it's better to just
Starting point is 00:31:02 wait a little bit. And you know, I mean, I do still have 16 frozen eggs. I think it's just this smart decision to kind of figure out what's going on with his business, what's going on with my work. I have a couple projects I want to work on. And some things that I'm working on require travel and certain activities and things that I couldn't do if I was pregnant. But I'm like, we're not not trying. We're not trying. We're just like, you know what? If it happens, it happens. But we're being careful because I just think getting settled in the new place and figuring out kind of what's going on with work. Yeah, you kind of have to focus on what's in front of you
Starting point is 00:31:42 right now. Yeah. Moving is a huge thing yeah you know and you guys are moving in together which is also a huge step you know so to add even more to that mix it's just a lot so yeah and it's just I mean as much as like I thought I'm like I want to try like right away like the day I'm cleared like I can't wait like I had like my fertility apps and I was like okay I'm fertile this day like let's go and then it's just like I'm apps, and I was like, okay, I'm fertile this day. Like, let's go. And then it's just like I'm still grieving, and I'm still like processing it all, and I just think it is a little too soon. So I think, you know, we'll wait a little bit. It'll happen.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Yeah, when the time is right, it'll happen. And if it happens, it happens. But I just think it's a little too soon. Yeah. But San Diego is going to be a nice change of pace for you. I know you love that city already. What are some of your I mean, I know a lot of things are closed, but what are some of your favorite spots to visit in San Diego? I love that. But Little Italy has a bunch of really good restaurants that I like. Barbusa, Born and Raised.
Starting point is 00:32:52 I mean, it's a steakhouse, but I fucking love Born and Raised. You went to a steakhouse? There's a vegan admitting she loves a steakhouse. First of all, steakhouses have the best sides. So I'm happy with like spinach and whatever they want and potatoes, all that. Mushrooms. But it's such a cool place. It's like two levels. And the upstairs is kind of like all outdoor
Starting point is 00:33:08 and like it overlooks the city and there's pretty views. And like, I don't know if like the owner is from Brooklyn or something, but like they have pictures of like Biggie and Wu-Tang Clan and like all these like awesome like New York rappers on the walls and stuff. The ones that you need to do your psychic reading? But it's such like a a cool juxtaposition because it's this classy steakhouse and then you have all these cool
Starting point is 00:33:31 hip-hop artists on the wall. I don't remember what music they play there. It would be cool if they played that hip-hop as well. I think they might have. I mean, that would make sense if they did. Yeah. But I'm admitting I love a steakhouse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:44 That particular one. And then have you been to the Tiki Bar that's like hidden inside of craft and commerce? No. It rains. Like it has like that fake rain sound and stuff. The Rainforest Cafe? I miss the rain. They close down.
Starting point is 00:33:58 I'm so sad. But no, this Tiki Bar, it's hidden inside craft and commerce. It's kind of like in Little Italy or Little Italy adjacent. The line is always forever. You have to put your name on a waiting list. And when you finally get in, it's like really small. It's probably like not much bigger than this podcast studio. But my only complaint about that is they only make rum drinks.
Starting point is 00:34:17 So it's like how many rum drinks can you have in a night? It's super sweet. But other than that, it's a cute little, one of my favorite little San Diego spots. There's so many spots in San Diego, one of my favorite little San Diego spots. There's so many spots in San Diego and I'm excited to like explore more. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:29 I mean, Viejas is a little outside of San Diego. It's technically an alpine. Right. That's one of my favorite places to go to. It's like your third home,
Starting point is 00:34:35 fourth home. Yeah. There's so many fun bars in like PB. I like Mavericks and El Prez and then like downtown. I mean,
Starting point is 00:34:44 Brett, you should see this house that I found. Actually, your mom found the house. She found this one, yeah. I assisted with, you know, you renting it with the other crazy broker that's working on that particular house. Hi, Bill. He thinks her name is Shiana and I'm Julie. But this house, it's overlooking the water.
Starting point is 00:35:04 It's so pretty. It's beautiful. It's two levels. It's gorgeous. Yeah. I'm glad you're overlooking the water. It's so pretty. It's beautiful. It's two levels. It's gorgeous. Yeah. I'm excited. I'm glad you're still by the water. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:09 And now I'm, like, actually, like, on the water. Right. So it's like I can walk out to the ocean. Right. Every day. That's amazing. I'm really excited. I'm definitely going to be visiting because I'm still not at work.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Yeah. I have another question. Mm-hmm. So someone wants to know, does brock feel about the cats and is he a cat person oh thank you who asked that that is from career v you must be a cat person career v so brock actually is so good with the cats the other other day I left, my family was in town and one of my cars was still at my mom's house and I wanted Brock to take my SUV to San Diego
Starting point is 00:35:52 to start moving stuff out of his place. And then I was like, I'll go and pick up the smaller car. So for like the two and a half hour round trip, I was gone. Salem literally like did not leave his side. The entire time, he was just right next to him. Brock was doing work on the computer. He's so good with both of them. I mean, Penny can be
Starting point is 00:36:11 a bitch at times, but he is so good with them. And whenever he's in San Diego for too many days and he comes back, he's like, where are my cats? And he says, our cats. It's so cute. He really loves them. And I'm like, they have a father's it's so cute like he he really loves them and i'm like oh they have like a father's love now like because she wasn't really a cat person yeah and like no
Starting point is 00:36:31 one's really ever liked them and brock has just like so good with them you not like your cats they're so personable like have the best personalities ever and so i mean you probably wouldn't know this because you're a guy i don don't know if you know this, Jamie, because you don't have, do you not have, have you ever had cats? Growing up, I had a cat. Okay, but not like when you were pregnant. No. So when you're pregnant, I found out you can't change the cat litter.
Starting point is 00:36:57 There's like certain things like in the cat's shit that you, like it's like toxic to like pregnant women. And so he was like changing the litter box for me like during then and the one good thing about that is the litter that i have is called pretty litter i know you've yes you've i love that litter when i pass it but it's actually pretty it's like white and sparkly it's like like these crystals. It never smells. But the coolest thing about it is that not only does it trap odor and it's dust free, but it has this capability to detect if there's something wrong with your cat's health in their urine and it'll change colors. And there
Starting point is 00:37:41 was one time that I actually, it like turned like a bluish teal green. I was like, that's a pretty color. And I was like, wait, no, that's bad. It's changing color. And I was like, it has to be Penny. Like Penny has had more issues than Salem. And so I made an appointment, but then they're like, well, which cat? You may as well bring them both in. I was like, all right, I got this. So I get home from out of town and I like had one cat in one room, one cat in the other. And I waited and then Penny went in first and I could hear and I was like, okay, it's her. And then I went and checked and I was like, oh my God, like it's such a good health indicator to know if there's something wrong with your cat. So it really is like a pet parent's hero.
Starting point is 00:38:19 So I've been using Pretty Litter for, oh my God, probably almost like a year now. And I just think it's incredible. So for all of my cat lovers out there, you guys should get the world's smartest litter without even leaving home. So you know, we're in a pandemic. You don't have to leave your house. You don't have to go to the grocery store. Carry in 20 pounds of cat litter. It's like my least favorite thing to do. You can just go and visit prettylitter.com use promo code Shay for 20% off your first order. And again, that's prettylitter.com promo code Shay for 20% off prettylitter.com promo code Shay. So that was one of the things he was like,
Starting point is 00:38:59 so good about doing too. Cause I was like, sorry, can you clean up my cat's shit because technically my doctor won't allow it and he was just like yeah no problem like they're my cats too and whenever you know we are living in San Diego and we do start filming and working at the restaurant again and things are open back up I'm gonna need to get a place here and I'm like I mean what if it's a place that doesn't allow pets what if I'm gonna be in San Diego more I'm like, I mean, what if it's a place that doesn't allow pets? What if I'm going to be in San Diego more? I'm not going to be bringing them back and forth. And he's like, babe, obviously, like, just keep them with me. Like, I love them.
Starting point is 00:39:30 So I love that. He is so good with them. So thank you for that question because I got to shout out how awesome my boyfriend is with animals. We love that. Yes. Okay. So to me, this is a boring question. So I'm going to consolidate all of these health and beauty questions because the people want to know.
Starting point is 00:39:48 So we're going to give the people what they want. Okay. And then I'm going to ask a juicy question after. Oh, shoot. Okay. So as for the health and beauty, there was a lot. The main things are they want to know your skincare routine or any great products that you can recommend for your face. And then like your workout workout and eating any healthy
Starting point is 00:40:05 snacks so let's do skincare and health okay so um skincare I've gone back and forth with a few different products I don't have like a go-to I kind of like will use all of one and then try all of another and they're all pretty good on my skin and i'm not being paid for any advertisements so i'm not gonna like stick it to one um sonia dakar she's an amazing facialist i don't know what the technical like scientific term for esthetician yeah but she's like more than that like she does like a lot of really cool shit with your skin she has these like awesome like rose gold masks and the best facials like some of the best facials i've ever had in my life like the hydro ones and
Starting point is 00:40:49 all of that so um she's here in la she's been doing this for so many years she has great skincare products that i've loved using i also did a 30 day nurture nature by nurture or nurture by nature, one or the other. It's purple. They have like a full – it's like in the morning you do this one and then at night you have like – it's like a few like different steps, but it's a 30-day thing that I try. Skin care. Okay. Yeah, it's like a cleanse and then a wash and then like a night cream.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Okay. They have like a day moisturizer. So why is it just 30 days? That's just like what's supposed to get your skin back in order. And then it's like you're supposed to use every step for 30 days and then it's like if you miss a day or I don't know. I don't know exactly. Did you see a difference?
Starting point is 00:41:33 I am fortunate that from my mother, I do naturally get her good skin genes. So I don't know that I really even notice a difference. Some people are like, what's your secret? I'm like, I don't want that I really even notice a difference. Some people are like, what's your secret? I'm like, I don't want to just be an asshole and be like, oh, I'm just blessed with good skin. Well, I mean, have you done lasers or any chemical peels? No, I've never done anything like that. You've done nothing. No, I tried microneedling once just for fun because it was free and I didn't notice any difference. But they're like, well, you needed to
Starting point is 00:42:02 come back and do it again and again. And I'm like, but I don't feel like I need that. And then I have a little bit of discoloration that I've wanted to do lasers for, but I never have. I will say wearing masks now all of the time, my chin, and I think just with all of the hormones and everything I've been going through, I've been getting like a lot of like little mini just like chin acne and it's been really dry. So like I just use Neutrogena, like the scrubbing, like there's a grapefruit one and then there's like a teal green one that has a little scrubbing. Like I do that on my chin almost every night. Sometimes I forget or I'm lazy, but I've been doing that a lot because I've been breaking out a ton on my chin and I know that's usually more hormonal acne. And you
Starting point is 00:42:43 just do like at night to take your makeup off, just use the makeup wipes. Yeah. You don't go into like any crazy like skincare routine at nighttime. Um just when I'm doing like the ones like I also have one the one I have in Palm Springs right now is by Hello Body. So that's why I'm like I try a bunch of different products. There's not like one I'm like die hard about. I like doing different products because I feel like your skin gets used to something after a while and it's not as effective. The Hello Body one I have, it's an aloe wash. So like I'll take my makeup off with a face wipe, like a Neutrogena face wipe, but that doesn't get all of the makeup. It gets most of it. And then I'll do the Hello Body aloe wash, wash that off and then a night cream. There's like other ones. There's like a different, like a cleanser
Starting point is 00:43:22 in this, but it's like especially at night I'm so lazy I just want to go to bed I just want to wipe my makeup and go to bed so when I was doing the nature by nurture nurture by nature one I loved it because I was like okay no like and it was an advertisement I was doing and I was like I'm not going to advertise your product until I do use it that's one thing any product I ever promoting, I have actually used my friends use it's been referred to me recommended, I will never post something that I'm not like passionate about or actually use. And so I was like, Okay, well, I'm going to do your 30 day program and see and then if I like it, then I'll post and I absolutely loved it. But then the next 30 days,
Starting point is 00:44:00 I started to get lazy. And it was like like I wasn't doing it every night but their products were really good that a few months later I was like I'm just I ordered them myself and just paid for them because I really liked them yeah but then I got the hello body ones and then that's what I've been using in Palm Springs the last few months so I'm very all over the place but my biggest thing is just moisturize every day like and you don't even like get crazy. I've seen you use like Olay for moisturizers, right? Like you don't get super high-end stuff. Does it have SPF in it? It has SPF 30.
Starting point is 00:44:32 So that's what I do. Either oil of Olay. If you guys go on my YouTube, my everyday makeup routine, I show the actual oil of Olay. It's like a three-in-one something moisturizer I use every morning. And that, and then sometimes if I don't want to put makeup on, I do Bare Minerals.
Starting point is 00:44:52 It's the Complexion Rescue Tinted Moisturizer. And that also has SPF in it. So I always make sure, moisturize and SPF. Maybe that is my secret. Maybe that's why my skin stays clear and good because I do moisturize every day. Do you drink a lot of water? And I do drink a lot of water. How much do you drink a day? As I take my tequila sip right now. I mean, honestly, it can vary because there'll be like a day where I'm like, oh my God, I don't think I've had any water. And then there's a day where I've gone through like six to eight bottles of water. So I think it kind of just depends on what I'm doing but I try to but your
Starting point is 00:45:25 goal would be what six to eight yeah yeah and at least like two glasses with like every meal sometimes three if I'm thirsty like in the desert it's so hot yeah I have to stay hydrated yeah I went on this kick for a while where I was trying to drink a gallon of water a day yeah because I don't know if you've seen like these YouTube videos where like someone will do this for 30 days and they show the before picture and the after and their skin looks seriously 10 years younger. It's no wrinkles, super clear, hydrated, a gallon of water a day. That's what Erica does.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Costell. Uh-huh. She drinks, I think even more than a gallon. Oh my, I can't imagine more. Just a gallon was so hard to do. I used to have one of those drugs that would tell you, it's a gallon, it would tell you like what time you should have drank it down by. You know what I mean? It would have the
Starting point is 00:46:07 clock on it or whatever. I need to get that again. Yeah. Okay, well, real quick, this isn't my actual question, but someone named Kristen Doty, I don't know who she is, but she wants to know who Brett and my favorite VPR cast member is. Present company excluded. Oh, okay. Do you have
Starting point is 00:46:24 a favorite, Brett? Thank you, Kristen Kristen for that question obviously Kristen I would say new I can I'm gonna split it into new cast like from season eight and then OGs okay so new cast Charlie because obviously like she's a girl and she's so funny and she just speaks her mind. Love you, Charlie. And then I'm going to obviously say Tom Schwartz, just because not because he's one of my bosses, but I just see a lot of myself in him. I think he's like so genuine and funny. Also, like kind of a hot mess.
Starting point is 00:47:00 I like you, Tom. We love a hot mess moment. You're a cool dude. You're just a cool dude. Yes. Very true. What about you, cool dude. Yes, very true. What about you, Jamie? New cast and old cast. Okay, new, obviously, I'm going to steal your answer.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Charlie, I've spent the most time with her out of everybody. She's been to Palm Springs with us. Sorry, Max. Love her. You know what? I'm not even counting boys. Sorry. I'm not doing any boys in old or new.
Starting point is 00:47:22 OGs, I mean, I've spent the most time with Kristen, Ariana, and Britney. You have to pick one. I have to pick one? That's what the answer says, or the question, right? Kristen, you're really fun. I love going to see Taking Back Sunday and emo shows with you. Oh, my God. Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:41 And Kristen did the most epic thing ever. We went to emo night, and she did a stage dive. She did? She did. And she did it backwards too. I have the best picture in all of existence of Kristen. She didn't break anything. I'm shocked.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Everybody held her up and it was amazing. I've always wanted to do that, but I'm terrified of being dropped. Well, I did it once and it worked out well. And the second time I was dropped. Yeah, I was there the first time, right? When it went well. Yeah, you were there for the good one. I did it once in high school. I've always wanted to do that. But then also, I'm like
Starting point is 00:48:14 I don't want a bunch of strangers just grabbing my ass and then like reaching over and grabbing my tits. At emo night, they don't do that. They're super respectful nerds. I'm sure they're so respectful. No, seriously, the first time I did it I had my you probably remember this I had my cell phone in my back pocket yeah right and so like I do the stage dive and I guess I it fell when I was in the audience I get back up on stage and this
Starting point is 00:48:37 girl breaks through the crowd broke through security snuck up onto the stage to hand me back my phone. I'm like, this is why I love emos. Yeah. You know, like so sweet. But yeah. So, okay. Okay. Kristen, you asked the question, so I'll give it to you. But I mean, I love the other two girls I mentioned too.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Yes. Same. Okay. So let's do one sexual question. Okay. We haven't had enough. It's never enough. I love a good orgy. That's all one sexual question. Okay. We haven't had enough. It's never enough. I love a good orgy.
Starting point is 00:49:07 That's all I'll say. That's all I'll say. Wait, have you ever had a threesome, Jamie? No, I haven't. Oh. I know. I'm boring. I mean, I'm not boring, but I've never had a threesome.
Starting point is 00:49:17 You've never had a threesome? No. I feel like I only have threesomes. Couples just love me. I'm like, I'm just going to be single the rest of my life because couples just want to fuck me and that's it. You're just going to be the throuple part of the couple. Yeah, maybe I should be in a throuple.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Whatever works for you. Yeah, I like that you guys don't judge me. You guys encourage me to go over to your neighbor's house. I mean, we've walked in on your orgies in Palm Springs. I mean, I remember walking into a house that I had no idea what was going on. It was just a neighbor of hers
Starting point is 00:49:46 that we're friendly with. And I walk in. Shout out to Joe. I see you in the pool like being carried around by this old man like a baby. Oh, yeah. I love daddy,
Starting point is 00:49:59 so I have like major daddy issues even though I have a great dad. Your dad's so amazing. That's why I'm like, it's so funny that you have daddy issues. I have major daddy issues. though I have a great dad. Your dad's so amazing. That's why I'm like so funny that you have daddy issues. I have major daddy issues. If you're not older than 40, like don't even talk to me. I don't even want to like date you.
Starting point is 00:50:12 What about Long Beach boy? Oh, see, he was hot though. He was like in the military for six years. He's like 35, 36, 37. That's good. That's good. Oh, okay. As long as you're older than me. Like you cannot be my age. You have to be at least five years older. All right. That's good. That's good. Oh, okay. As long as you're older than me.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Like, you cannot be my age. You have to be at least five years older. All right, so. That's my rule. Minimum 30. So if you want to fuck me, I'm 29, so do the math. All right. Well, was there any other, like, juicy questions you want to get to?
Starting point is 00:50:41 Because I think we did some good ones, and I probably said too much, and I'm going to need to listen back to this and maybe edit it before we post. I'm pretty happy. There is one question I want to answer. Oh, God. What is it? No, it's not even bad,
Starting point is 00:50:52 but I'm just so curious because I would love for you to do it. Okay. So, Stephanie.T.4 would like to know if you would ever go on Dancing with the Stars. Hell yes. So, I had been in talks with the producers before, but it was at a time when I unfortunately couldn't do it
Starting point is 00:51:12 because of my other job. But then it was like the next season. I don't know if it was like an athlete season or whatever it was. And then there was, I don't know if this is gonna affect me ever getting on the show but there was a time when my mom and i were going to see dancing with the stars we had like front row seats because they would invite me every year they're like we'd love to get you on the show but in the meantime they knew like my mom was a fan i loved the show so would go every year yeah and so we go and they are like worse than TSA
Starting point is 00:51:48 they're checking my bag and they found a weed pen and they were like you can't bring this in we're gonna have to check it for you you can pick it up after the show and I was like okay I'm like 30 whatever years old I'm like I'm not gonna smoke it in there and I was like I even I was like I can show you my medical marijuana card and they were like oh it's weed and i'm like oh fuck i would have been better if it was nicotine so i was like yeah it's medical marijuana like it's prescribed by my doctor like i won't smoke it but i just know the hassle like i get special treatment when i go there that I don't have to turn in my cell phone and so like when other like um people are in the audience like they really like I'll take pictures for them and like I'll like email them like from like my Sheena email because like no
Starting point is 00:52:35 one's allowed to take phones in but I'm like I know the producers there they know I'm not gonna be like Instagram live or whatever it's a live show anyways but they't allow phones. So they always allow me to keep my phone. And so I didn't think they were gonna like check my bag that bad. And I was like, I mean, you're letting me keep my phone, but you're not gonna let me keep my pen. Once they found out it was weed, it became a huge ordeal.
Starting point is 00:52:58 So they were like going nuts. They were just like, you're on federal property. I'm like, marijuana is legal in the state of California. We are outdoors. What are you talking about? And they're like, when you cross the gate and come onto the CBS lot, you're on federal property. And I'm like, is there a sign? Wait, it's ABC. No,
Starting point is 00:53:15 it's on ABC, but they film it on the CBS lot. Like by Fairfax? Yeah. Oh my god. So ABC was like fine with it. They were even like trying, like ABC was then calling the people on the lot and they're like, no, no, no, like she's with us. Like she's fine. Like let her in. So ABC was like fine with it. They were even like trying, like ABC was then calling the people on the lot and they're like, no, no, no. Like she's with us. Like she's fine.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Like let her in. And CBS was like hard pass. Took my ID. Banned me. Did you get in? You didn't get in? No. They kicked us out.
Starting point is 00:53:35 No way. My mom had to put down our dog that morning. She was so excited to go to the show. I'm like crying. I felt so bad. They were like, you're banned. And I'm like, what if I have an audition? No way. Can I come? No way. You're not. Literally. Her picture. I'm in CBS. You felt so bad. They were like, you're banned. And I'm like, what if I have an audition? Can I come?
Starting point is 00:53:46 No way. You're not. Her picture. The next year, they wouldn't let me go. My mind is a balloon right now. They wouldn't let me go. So I'm like, can I still be on it though? Because I'm on it through ABC. You need to be on that show. You would freaking kill it. I've always wanted to. That's been my dream
Starting point is 00:54:01 since college to be on that show. So still campaigning. Hopefully, you know, maybe it was only like a two year ban. It was. Oh, my God. It was when I was dating Max because I remember I called him and I was like, well, we couldn't go to the show. So I guess we'll just come and see you at Tom Tom now.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Yeah. So that happened. And they ended up. I was like, well, if you're going to kick me out, give me my fucking pen back. Did you come to Tom Tom with your mom that night? Yeah. Oh, I took care of you. Yeah. We were like almost closed and then you came and I remember that. Yeah, so anyways, that happened. Thanks, Dancing with the Stars. Please let me back. I love you.
Starting point is 00:54:35 It was just weed. Literally. It was just weed. And what was funny is I'm like, you didn't even see the other two pens I had in the zipper part of my purse. They just saw the big one. They didn't see my little P two pens I had in the zipper part of my purse. They just saw the big one. They didn't see my little Pax pens. I was like, I had three pens in my purse, and you only took one. You're dumb. Your security sucks. Right.
Starting point is 00:54:51 I'm like, where's the sign that says outside, when you walk onto this federal property, no smoking, prohibited, this and that. There's no sign. How do I know that on Fairfax, one step is federal property and one step is legal to smoke weed? And why is CBS Studios federal property and one step is legal to smoke weed? And why is CBS Studios federal property? Like, it's ran by, like, the country? Like, how does that even work?
Starting point is 00:55:10 Apparently. That's so strange. Yeah, so. That's crazy. Please let me back. All right, well, thank you guys for submitting all of your questions. Thank you guys, Brett and Jamie, for being here and asking me all the questions. Thanks for having us. And if you guys would please
Starting point is 00:55:26 give me more than a one star rating because I realize everyone either hates or loves me. There's really not a lot in between. It's a one or a five star. So we're at about a three. And I would like to get that up to, you know, let's say a 3.5.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Let's just start there. Let's aim somewhere. Let's shoot for the stars, guys. I mean, I would love a five star. But I was at a 2.5. I'm at a three. So we're moving on up. We're getting there.
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