Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Quarantine Ax Throwing with Tom and Ariana

Episode Date: April 1, 2020

How are Tom and Ariana doing while staying at home? Well, Tom wants to build an ax throwing target so there's that! They're taking your questions, talking cocktails, and what's keeping them sane. Special thanks to Pretty Litter for sponsoring this episode. Go to prettylitter.com and use code SCHEANA for 20% off. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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so loud in the headphones. Oh, really? You can really hear it. Yeah. I live right by the Palm Springs airport. Um, so anyways, we are doing our podcast via zoom and our first guest oh look they're here okay so uh tom and ariana you guys i had hundreds of questions come in for you uh so before we get to chatting too much about what we've been up to i want to get into some fan questions there were literally hundreds that came in i spent the majority of my day reading through them and there were a lot that a lot of people asked and there were some that were specific. One of the ones that came in first that a lot of people asked about, I wrote it down from at a graze board and he wants to know how you're coping with social distancing and depression. And if you have any tips, a lot of people ask.

Well, for me, I mean, the social distancing, honestly, it is really okay. So here's the thing. I have even still with all of the social distancing and all the things that have been on pause and all of this, I still, when I wake up and I have all these emails and text messages and stuff, I'm still like, when I wake up and I have all these emails and text messages and stuff, I'm still like, go away. This is too overwhelming. Like I'm still, I, but I feel like I'm getting out of being conditioned to like have to respond to people and do stuff. And so now I feel like when life does start back up again, I'm going to be super overwhelmed.

life does start back up again, I'm going to be super overwhelmed. Yeah. I mean, I get that we do need social connections, but like at the same time, I do really, um, I actually like not having the pressure of that. But I think, do you think maybe with wishful thinking that coming after this stage that we're going through the pandemic, like hopefully us as humans, we come out of this a bit more awakened and a bit more like a bit more wide up, bright eyed and like, you know, educated on, on everything, you know, on all matters of just being a good person. I can tell you one thing that I am really going to be aware of is when I go play poker at casinos, like those chips are,

how when people are playing poker, they're just, Oh my God. There's so many of those things. And they're coughing on themselves and passing the chips all around. Like, dude, I'm going to be super like,

so when I, so when I play you on poker, I'm just going to play off my chips and you're just going to get put off your game. I'm going to be, I'm going to be i'm going to i'm literally going to bring hand sanitizer and gloves and i'm literally just going to play with my own that's so gross hey can we get like a can we get a zoom poker tournament going on

that'd be fun yeah buy a little vidmo buy-in and then get it rolling yeah venmo buy-in and then get it rolling. Yeah, Venmo buy-in. Yeah, but you got to have like a virtual dealer. Yeah, so you could take turns. Hmm. Oh, I mean. Or you have somebody deal. Yeah, but that's. I bet if you guys wanted to make it happen, you could. We'll circle back to that one, but I'm down.

It'll be fun, bro. It'll be a little thing. Everybody has to have a deck of cards. It's like, how do you do that? Tom, I don't know. Somebody figures it out. There probably will be like an app or something. We'll look into it a little bit.

It's called online poker. It's called online poker. But they take all my money. I want to play with friends. Tom, are you going to start a new band? friends. Tom, are you going to start a new band? Me and Schwartz have actually

been talking about... He's been taking DJ... Oh, I was like, Schwartz is starting a band. DJ, I'm sorry. DJ lessons. I'm going to start taking DJ lessons. I'm going to start taking DJ lessons. I got my turntables out here. I just haven't touched them the whole quarantine huh i got i've got my turntables out here too the plan

was to learn how to dj but i haven't touched them yet we've actually been i mean he's been like so busy every day so it's like we haven't really had like free time to just kind of fuck around well when i on social media i see you guys have like packed schedules with like workouts and yeah and then he has yeah well i mean literally but he has a new line of uh resistance bands coming out or they're actually already on sale but it's a pre-order but um so he's been like dealing with that and like advertisement manufacturers and all of this every day well because i came up with an idea for my shoot my members i wanted to keep them active at home because they're about and then we had to figure out a way to retain our members keep them happy and somehow float a business of three brick

and mortars through this so i was ahead of the curve and then it just turned out that you know i don't know not just take care of my members that people actually want this equipment for home to do workouts so we're doing that and then trying to film like all like the pre like a full 45 minute workout video exercises loop it together give you some time give you some audio so i've learned that the last couple of days but um that's cool i'm down to play some poker and dj yeah kristen was trying to get us in on that like online game the other night but then it was like the time kept getting pushed and then we were editing my vlog and i was like uh next time but i haven't done that yet but i've seen a bunch of people do it it looks fun can you play do you know tom if you can play call

of duty on xbox if it cross plays with play PlayStation? Because myself, we're all playing on there right now. We have a squad. I don't know if it cross-plays. I got to look into that. I'm not like super educated when it comes to like playing online or whatever. I usually just play by myself. James and Brett Kapp are on the squad.

But yeah, anyways, to get back to what you were saying, I mean, yes, I would love to do music again. It's just, it's a little low on the totem pole Schwartz now working on our whiskey. Still working on that deal with Strix and the men's concealer. And then obviously just, you know, we've been doing cameos and stuff like that, which is going really well. Good. Yeah. That's so awesome what you guys are doing um we're gonna talk about it a little bit too just so people can go and book them

yeah tom and tom on cameo and all the money goes towards our tom tom employees tom and tom yeah yeah this is um next question stephanie nicole wants to know tom how do you feel about ariana and kristin's newfound friendship and that came in a lot from a lot of people and when was the moment that it happened um i think it was a slow long time ago yeah i think it was a slow roll you know what i mean like uh like a. That friendship's old news now. Well, I think because season three has been on all day, which, by the way, my psycho wedding planner has been going off on Instagram.

Finally, people started saying stuff, and she was, like, deleting her stories, I guess, recently. Psycho. So people, I think, today have seen season three, Ariana, Tom, Kristen vibes. So a lot of questions came in about that. They just said like, was there like a moment that it happened or was it just,

you were saying gradual? I think it's, I don't think there was like necessarily a moment. I think it just sort of happened. Gradually. Gradually. I think a big, a big chunk, a big step forward was Sheena. Remember when we were in Vegas for Britney's birthday and we went and saw Britney Spears. We had the best time. That was like a big, well,

me and you stayed together. We had a good time staying together. Then come to find out everybody else is fighting the whole time. Yeah. I'm totally cool with it. I mean, yeah, I think it's great. Yeah, a lot of other questions came in. Would they ever have a threesome? And I was like, I'm not going to ask that, but I just want you to know that a lot of people are curious about that. Yeah, okay.

Good, thanks. Thanks, guys. Thanks for caring. Pat Yasmin wants to know if you feel support from the other cast considering what's airing right now regarding your depression and the things that Jax has said. Yes and no. I mean, I definitely feel like –

well, I haven't really been paying a lot of attention to what's been going on on the show so much. So if it wasn't something I was there for personally, I either just like hear about it on the internet or maybe even don't hear about it at all. I definitely feel like there's been Stassi reached out to me and she sent me a really sweet text message that was unexpected. Obviously what I feel like with you,

it's like, duh, you, you're always super supportive. And Tom is really supportive. And Stassi has been really sweet. And I think it's just like one of those things, though, too, that it's not exactly like when you don't see somebody or talk to somebody every day, it's not going to be the first thing you talk about. Yeah. So I think that there's probably maybe more support and maybe more conversations that we had about that sort of stuff with people it's just that we haven't really gotten around to it and now that we're all you know on lockdown we haven't really been spending a lot of time together yeah this one can go for both of you. At Del Miguel, fuck, marry, kill Stassi, Kristen, Katie.

Oh, God. I've been asked this before, too, and it was on a podcast, so I can tell you mine. But you first. I don't kill anybody. Okay, not kill. Like, kick out of your house from a party. Yeah, banish. Dang it. Tom, what do you got i'm on the spot i hate this i i okay i hate this because i don't want to listen i i love i do love all three of them in different

ways for different reasons. Same. So now I can come up with why I would kick somebody out of my house at a party without making it sound like I don't love them as a person. I guess I would fuck Kirsten, marry Katie, and I say this with a caveat here. I say this with a caveat, kick Stassi out of my house at the party because she lives the furthest away and she needs extra time to get home. Oh my God, that was the nicest answer ever. I said I would kick Stassi out because she would do it to me if she had the choice. Although right now she'd probably kick out Kristen over me, sadly.

Well, and I feel like Kristen's been kicked out a lot lately. I married Kristen in my scenario. I'm like, she cooks, she cleans. I bet she'd scratch my back every night. She'd snuggle me. We've already roomed together. And Katie's got a great ass. Katie and I, we were married.

We would just send TikToks and memes back and forth to each other all day. And I enjoy that. Tom, do you agree with Ariana? I just do the same thing, I guess. Great. Who was this question from? that came in a lot that's why i didn't pick who it came from because it was like 20 of them where do you guys stand with jacks currently and how do you feel about his comments on your sexuality um well uh okay so obviously we're like not allowed to like go too far into detail on things as you guys

as everyone knows no i'll just say that i certainly don't feel like i've lost anything um and i think that it's kind of gross to comment on anyone's sexuality. Well, Tom. Enough said. I mean, dude, I don't know. He's like, I second what she said. I don't even know where to begin with, Jax. I mean, you know, the shit that comes out of his mouth. I'm like, I just, you know, maybe scientists will like, you know,

examine his brain one day. Your hope is scientists will help explain his comments. They're struggling with Corona right now, but tell you what, we'll give him Jack's problems too. And we'll see how he goes with that. Such wise words of Jack's. He thinks that Corona virus is coronavirus is, you know, God's way of punishing us. Okay, and he's on Watch What Happens Live tonight with Andy, who is at home doing the show because he has corona. I saw so many comments were like,

were you going to ask Jax about what he said that God's punishing him? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I don't think that Andy is really going to press him on that because Andy. He can't. It opens up a can of worms. Loose leash. Yeah.

All right. Producer Jerry wants to know how many rooms are being furnished in their house and how many are left to go? Well, there's one that's my closet is being expanded and renovated. So I took the bigger closet when we first moved in because we had his and her walking. What? Makes sense.

Yeah, fucking, dude. She has suits and shit. And I have like tiny little crop tops. Dude, she has 50 dresses where I can put 10 suit coats. He's not lying. I'm not lying. That's a valid point. I like this 10 suit coats. He's not lying. I'm not lying. That's a valid point. I like this argument for men,

men. Tom, why are you hiding behind the couch? Speak up. Also, my shoes take up way fucking more room than hers. I can just stack them. But here's the thing.

I had a plan. I made up for it. We had this giant linen closet that backed up to her closet that literally was we don't we have walk-in closets in every single room so we don't need to put blankets and towels in it yeah because you just put the blankets and the towels for that room in that room so closet is going to be fucking giant and i uh so so all of my stuff that was in my closet i moved into one of the bedrooms which we're at no rooms finished yet so that room is like my closet and so now i'm waiting on my closet and then the guest room's done our room's done this room's done that room's done

tom here's one beef i have with what's not done is we don't have a big dining room table because we got one and then tom was out of town he came back and then he didn't like the one he didn't like it so we sent it back we have a big diet we have a big dining room yeah and the thing when it was sitting in our dining room it was too. It looked like a folding table in the middle of our dining room. And I was like, this is ugly. It was a 96 inch long table. Yeah. It was like skinny. Yeah.

You got to get some, you got to get some solid bit of wood in there or something like that. What are you thinking? Do not encourage him. Let's go. Let's go cut a tree down. We can make our own one. I gotcha.

We're going to make a table. Yeah. He'll do it in six minutes. own one i gotcha we're gonna make a table yeah he'll do it in six minutes um at claire's wants to know tom who do you think other than you guys had the best extra outfit at your birthday party um i really liked well eddie valentine well ed, Eddie Valentine. Eddie always has a good outfit. Yeah. Here's the pink flamingo. Bo and Stassi looked really great.

They did. Bo with his comb over. I forgot I was a comb over. I thought they killed it. And then obviously I was really impressed with all the people that dressed up like me. Like my cousin Josh. Yeah, those were good. Max. My dad is chip harley um max was earlier chip harley and then um right as uh visa manderhump yeah i really also like sheena i liked yours and then i also liked um i loved dana's literally

dead and then i also liked logan cause he dressed like he was going to Tom Trella. If you guys want to see something, I'm going to show you something. Yeah. Show and tell every time something comes over and you guys are like virtually over. So my friend Melissa brought this man, this jacket made that is literally me from the Bon Jovi video.

Oh, my gosh. How awesome is that? She wore that. It's amazing. That's so cool. Yeah. Wow, that sunset is beautiful. Usually they look like that here.

Today was the only cloudy day we've had. It was a little cloudy earlier. I'm surprised it looks good now. The valley has such great sunsets it's so pretty i think it's because there's less smog maybe um zach weinberg wants to know your favorite cocktail in the book uh one fancy favorite and one trashy favorite oh okay um trashy favorite is the Bloody Desperate for me because I love a Bloody Mary, and it's a really good drink. Where did we have really good Bloody Marys? Was it when we were in Mammoth?

No, not Mammoth. Yeah, when we were in Tahoe. Tahoe. Ooh, those are some good Bloody Marys. They're like $32 Bloody Marys. Those were the best, dude. Those were good, dog. Oh, my God.

They charge like $5 for baking. That was like $1,000 but uh what i've been doing a lot lately so one thing that me and schwartz have uh on the trashy side that we've been making before we uh do all our cameos is we've been doing our um the drink called i don't do coke in the book yeah section and basically it's super easy to make use light up it's an energy powder that you can get at whole foods or order it online it's all organic all naturally made it's super super good all natural ingredients no like crazy shit that you get in red bull or whatever i don't and uh anyways you muddle that with like some lemon and lime and just add some

tequila and like if you want some triple sec, it's not, it's not supposed to be that like hard to make, but you just muddle it. You take it down and it gives you a nice boost. And that like, we did 73, we did 73 cameos yesterday. What? All over a minute long. Some of them, two minutes long. I played trumpet, guitar. They sing happy birthday to people.

They like really go out. I'll be like in here watching something and Tom and Tom are singing in the cupboard. I play the Vanderpump Rules theme on my trumpet too. Go get your trumpet. I want to see it. I would want to send you a cameo. Yeah, go get it. You're my worst influence.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. If I had a trumpet, I'd play it right now. I just don't have one. I'm joining Tom and Tom's DJ band. We could just DJ and play trumpets. We'll be the new Timmy trumpets. We'll be the Tom Tom trumpets. Yeah.

Get out of there, Timmy. We have two. So I have a, I have a pocket trumpet and I put mutes in it. This is a wheezy mute has kind of like that jazz sound. Yeah. Yeah. Love it. We just needed to slow-mo that at the end.

I want one of them. I want one of them. Isn't that cool? Yeah. I think I might get me one of them out here. It sounds just like a... It's the same tuning as a regular trumpet. Uh-huh. It's just a regular... but it's pocket-sized.

I like it. Cute. Yeah. All right, moving on. All right, we're still in the music category. We're moving on. Ariana. Messy Cat 1123 wants to know,

what's your favorite Britney Spears memory growing up? Memory? Oh my gosh. All of her making the videos, those were the best. I loved those. And watching, going to see the Dream Within a Dream tour. My dad drove me and my best friend and just like waited for us after.

And I remember my mom letting me go she took me to this like boutique instead of like you know Charlotte Roos or whatever she took me to this fancy boutique so I could get some like Britney clothes and she let me wear like this like very like that era with like the turquoise neck like turquoise and like the super low jeans. Yeah. Big flowy sleeves. Oh my God. I had so many of those.

Then I got my hair cut like Crossroads. Yeah. I bleached mine blonde. Oh yeah. I remember when we went and saw Brittany at, in Vegas. In Hollywood. And Ariana was literally freaking out. Crying.

Literally. Like, yeah. Emotionally overwhelmed. Wait, was that your birthday show? in Hollywood and Ariana was literally freaking out crying literally like yeah emotionally we saw we saw her first for my birthday and then again for Britney's birthday yeah yeah but the first time was mine we're like we could have grabbed her ankles yeah how crazy when Ariana gets like that like I get emotional I know it's like when the Cubs won the World Series. Like that emotional. Oh my gosh, that was the best night ever. I'll never forget that moment. Literally, we were in New York. It was like before BravoCon, there was this thing called the VanderKaal.

And it was like three different bars. All these fans got to come. They bartended. I would like walk the groups in and out. It was this whole interactive thing. You would have thought we were the Kardashians. There were blocks and blocks. People lined around the corner people lined around we were like wait people care about us screaming our name we're like wait what it was nuts but um after that was over it was like

1 a.m and it was like i forget what inning but definitely yeah it was like the longest baseball over innings yeah oh yeah and won, and her dad was – How many innings was that? That was a minute or two. That was a long game. Yeah. Was it 2016? I think so.

Maybe 2016. I don't know. Yeah. It was 2016. I know 100% because I remember what I was going through that week. Oh, great. Awesome. That was in that 10-day period. it was 2016 i know 100 because i remember what i was going through that week oh great yeah awesome that was in that 10 day period where yeah all right uh okay we got this about it oh this was the one i wanted to ask earlier at 99 oil country 97 said tom quick best three item drink you can make best three item drink yeah um okay i would say uh muddle any kind of citrus

into whatever kind of clear alcohol you like and uh just add some sort of uh juice you do like orange juice you can do a sprite you can do any two ounces of you're basically saying you're saying three items but you're giving like options so many doing that is that's that can be kind of like our quarantine people's quarantine drinks if they have any kind of citrus they can either muddle it or put it in with any sort of like liquor and then they can add whatever they want do they want cherry coke on there do they want you know it's a really easy drink to make or you can just yeah that's like that's a really easy three you know or or you can do the surcosmo which you can do like which is like four uh four lime wedges uh muddled into simple syrup with just a little bit of simple syrup vodka and then just a dash of cranberry for for color essentially and

that's like the best cosmo ever yeah boom boom um i i don't f what you wants to know if jack's wanted the toms to switch places so badly, why wasn't he man enough to tell them himself? What do you think? I don't remember who he told to do that, but I was like, yeah. He wanted us to switch places with, are you talking about the wedding? Because he said Schwartz was the number one Tom now, and he wanted him to be standing next to him, and he wanted to be second.

But he didn't tell you guys that? He didn't tell you. he just complained to Brittany about it and like freaked out on her. I mean, I thought it was kind of strange at first too. I was honored, but I thought I just kind of- He wanted you guys to switch. I mean, dude, look, Jax is a fucking pussy, man. You know, like that's all I can say, dude. Like,

the guy literally talks relentless shit about me on Twitter. And then he'll come into fucking Tom Tom and like, high five me like we're boys. Like, yeah, like, yeah, like, I don't see it just because he's not adding me. You know, when he talks shit. It's like, that's why I finally like said something when he was talking shit about me and, and Jeremy, I'd like had enough. I'm like, dude, this is your fucking wedding episode and you're taking all this time to like take away from that and talk shit about me like dude fuck you man I would if I was Brittany I would be so pissed that Jax literally turned like that whole time during their wedding episodes as like a time to talk shit about me if you don't

like me don't fucking mention me I should be navel into you i should be nothing like i should literally you should just not talk about me you know what i mean like if he was my wedding that one person fucking pissed me off or i was mad at him i just wouldn't bring him up you know what i mean i talk about the band i talk about everything else i talk about how magical it was how awesome you, you know, like the road. You know what I'm saying? Like, I just don't get it. Yeah, well, maybe scientists one day will get it. Seriously, dude. You know, when I talk to people, when I talk to people individually about this pastor situation, everybody was very animated and opinionated about it, you know, and I felt a certain way and they felt a certain way.

So when it got brought up, all those people were like, no, what are you talking about? How dare you, Tom? How dare you bring this up? And it's like, dude, you guys, like, we've literally talked about this. This is fucked up. We know this is fucked up. And now you're literally stabbing me in the back and throwing me under the bus. Like, this is insane yeah and a lot of that's going on and a lot of times these old og casts they don't like somebody and they try to get them kicked off the show or excluded out of situations and that is fucking stupid you know like me and i like producers of the show like i'll talk to them and riff with them they'll be like yeah i don't understand like even when me and kristen broke up you know there were even times where i felt like my safety was in jeopardy i still didn't try to get her kicked off the show because why would i do that why so we can just hang

out and i can only be around people that i'm friends with no that is not what makes our show what it makes what makes it like it's us being forced to be around each other at times when we're not all getting along and we have differences of opinion and i think that a lot of these og casts sometimes like forget that they forget that like that's what makes our show yeah because i mean shit if i wouldn't have brought up that pastor stuff or if this shit wouldn't happen with the wedding what exactly what have we been talking about during this whole like during these episodes but and obviously the same thing with Kristen Stassi and and uh and Katie sorry Katie Katie yeah sorry I just I feel like watching like a certain like old episodes and stuff sometimes it's like oh my

god things were so different but I feel like and I think the fans see this too it's like how you know like we're not in Lala's wedding for example and that's totally fine it's her wedding it's her date you know have whoever you want in it but it was like we were the two people who were friends with her first but now it's like we're the two people she'll pop off on and it's never katie or stassi and it's like i just feel like there's this weird where like they have like a pact to like not call each other out or something well you know our publicist said that that was definitely a move that she was making yeah Yeah, I heard that. Back in the day. Yeah, like two or three years ago, she decided, made a decision that it was good for her on the show to be friends with Katie and Stassi. Not saying that there's not legitimacy in them being friends now.

Well, I think that that obviously is going to happen. We're all friends now. them being friends now. Well, I think that that obviously is going to happen. We're all friends now. And I think that when you say that, well, she's not going to, quote unquote, pop off on them. I think that, like, I don't know if it's just that

maybe it's just easier to pop off on me or you because if it's me and you, nobody else jumps down their throat. You know what I'm saying? If I pop off, if I were to pop off on Katie or Stassi or Lala, I would have 10 people jumping at me. But if somebody pops off at me it's just me exactly no one unless i'm there i won't let you come out there swinging yeah it's not the thing is is like what the same thing goes for you you know i wish those people would realize that that is that does not help the situation and does not help our show and it it doesn't really help them either well i understand wanting

to like have your friends back i understand that like if you see your friend upset and wanting to stand up for your friend i totally understand that um because that's a real you know that is like a real life emotion of like you don't like to see your friends hurting but i think that like it can't be so it shouldn't be so black and white because with our show, obviously there's, there's no right. And most situations, there's no just like clear, right. And clear wrong. A lot of times there's nuances to it. And somebody might say, yeah, maybe I handled that poorly, but this is what I was going through at the time. And I think that there just has to be a little bit more of that like talking about the

gray area and I understand if somebody sees their friend upset one is to go for them but also not turning it into a gang up yeah like also just like maybe let's keep it between them like yeah I kind of agree with this person I'm maybe a little bit disagree with this person but it's between them like when that should happen between me and Stassi, you know, I'm sitting at Tom Tom in the very front and I had Katie come up literally and scream at me in dead silence, belittling me, like yelling at me, calling me jealous, saying that I was an asshole, an asshole. Fuck you. Fuck you on repeat in front of like fans and customers.

And you could literally hear a pin drop. Then I had Kristen come up to me and say that I was jealous and yell at me then I had Lala come up to me and yell at me then I had Schwartz come up and yell at me and then finally I had Lala after after of course Stassi it was just like dude guys like I get it like you don't know the whole situation you don't understand like I yeah I sent us text message that i shouldn't have sent but there's a lot of you know history there there's a lot of like things that go into that and maybe maybe just like wow that's such a weird thing for tom to do he must have like there must have been something up wait was would you say that it wasn't about the text message it wasn't about the text you guys i i left for a second because i poured some rosé also it was kind of

hearing katie come at me about a text message when she's literally the fucking shakespeare of rage that's a pretty high title. I didn't know that. Yeah, no, we used to get like the gnarliest drunken rage text from Katie. Like her words were vicious, but she has such an intelligent vocabulary that I'm like, wait, let me look up what you just called me. Any sort of dirt.

It would come at you at a rage text at a random time where you're not even like arguing. Honestly, I gotta say, get what you just said, given all of this, and're saying like yeah a drunken 2 a.m rage text to be able to pull out like that vocabulary and like any sort of like past um issue at that point like i'm honestly i'm impressed and i feel like she should start a business where she like composes people's rage texts for them. That could be an app. That could be an app.

That'd be so good. Consult with Katie. There you go. I'll get us made before. That's what her, she should start like a cameo or like an account like that. It's like that.

And instead of her saying hi to people or like. She just sends the rage text for them. And her rage texting would be her rage texting that would be really good actually that'd be so good people would pay for that for sure i would pay for that just have me off right now katie give me a rage text like send him a rage stick katie we want we want our permission on that one we'll take our cut on creating that business model yeah um yeah uh fifi millen wants to know are there any moments on the show that you regret and if so what are they if a what are there any moments you regret uh i mean yeah i would say that's stress text that Mine was more of a stress text.

I regret... Oh, my God. I mean, listen. Sobbing to Kristen. Yeah, definitely regret that. You've got a lot of... Hey, I really put myself out there, you know? Yeah, I mean, without the regretful moments... I gotta show you that scene, honey.

Wait, what? I feel like without regretful moments, you guys wouldn't have a show you know what i mean about oh yeah it's like it's like i just i always like to know what's the first thing that comes to people's mind when it's like there's a million things so like which one comes your mind first and so that's i almost kind of regret like season two being a good friend to you and trying to be like, this is your shit. You should handle it. This is your shit. You should handle it. I should have been like, fuck Tom.

I don't give a fuck about him. You know what I mean? Like I was trying to like have my friends back and then people took it as like, I had a crush on him. I was like, y'all don't even know my life right now, but no. Um, but yeah, I probably should have just been like, fuck you. You put me in the shitty situation.

So I should have been like, fuck you. You were being a shit friend to me at that time. So I don't know why I had your back like that. Trying to tell you to handle your life. Oh, okay. That person is really kicking in.

You want to pick one? Quarantine. Oh, that rosé is really kicking in quarantine i don't know what it is favorite thing favorite thing okay apart from doing cameos and that and wearing leggings around the house what's your guys favorite thing for quarantine to do favorite activity um i've really been enjoying cooking and gardening and just general nesting behavior um has been my favorite um me and my plants are really tight right now i like to like have drinks and go with i've we have an old school record player it's actually ariana's i got it for her birthday But I like to go over there in the corner in our living room. And it's like got the big bell on it. And I like to sit over there and listen to records and have a cocktail. Also, like scheming and planning like cool things.

Like by scheming, I mean in a good way. Yeah. Oh, my God. Like Rage Texas? cool things like uh like by scheming i mean in a good way yeah oh my god like uh like rage texas like i'm trying to put like a secret passageway in here uh like a little bike behind the door like like a bookshelf type thing can we do that is that what isn't that what you're already doing for your bar right bookshelf door the bookshelf well i thought of it but i you said you really you said let narnia's secret out my biggest regret about this house is that we don't have a place for secret passageway and i said tom what if i know and i had already thought of that but okay now with your secret passageway into your bat cave what type of entrance working on your Batcave, what type of entrance? I'm also working on another secret passageway.

What type of entrance is this one going to be? It's so secret that I don't even know about it. We can't tell you. Wait. What? That one or the door for your- I don't know. I can't tell you because I don't know.

I'm going to find it. I'll tell you guys later. Bet. You build it. You build it. I'm coming in your house one day getting drunk and i'm gonna walk around that thing and find it i'm also building a um i'm also building a uh axe throwing i'm in i got some axes and i'm building yes he's got axes he's got trumpets i'm in wait no he's not building an axe throwing target i don't know what he's talking about what if you miss what

if you throw it in your neighbor's yard you'll neighbor's yard you hit someone hey i i believe in you bro have you not been i've been covered under homeowners insurance fold it up and put it away it's gonna be so loud it doesn't matter wait what's loud dude if i go throw axes during the day it's fine it's not that loud it's totally not that loud. Is that covered under your homeowner's insurance? What's that homeowner's that covers everything? Allstate insurance? I've seen it all. Yeah, exactly, right?

The next ad will just be someone with an accent ahead. You guys, I'm terrified. I'll come help you set that up if you want, bro. We can build a net around it so it's like in a baseball batting cage for you. It's not permanent. It's just a pop-up.

Why don't you guys go to an axe throwing facility? Because we can't go anywhere right now and I want to have it in my house. And we have a big yard and we have plenty of room. And basically what I'm going to do is I'm going to put it on wheels. It's going to be like this. It's going to be braced. And it's going to be like thick plywood braced. And then basically I have targets already outside that you hang on to

carabiners that are already on there and you throw axes there. If you miss that, it goes, we have plenty of room in our yard, a good like 30, 40 feet that the ax can go and land back there or it hits the plywood behind it. It's super easy. It sounds like we thought about this. We're good. Yeah, we're good. It's a thing. Yeah, we're good. Pro science. It's a thing.

Yeah. I'm into it. It folds and goes away. Get better, brother. And then quarantine's over. We're coming over. We'll put some music on. Listen to the music there.

Have some cocktails. The girls can go find some secret doors. Yes, thank you. And we can throw some matches. Yes. Yeah, he's not the doors. Yes, thank you. And we can throw some matches. Yes. Yeah, he's not the best. Gina, save me. Save me.

You guys can have a look at your- It's time to go to Springs. When quarantine's done, like, I mean, if it is only April 30th, you know damn sure the next weekend for my birthday, we're raging here. I have my- Gina, I am not exactly optimistic at the moment. I'm not either. But if you have my fingers

crossed that you will get to enjoy your May 7th birthday. I'm going to enjoy it no matter what. I could just be here right now with just these three individuals and be totally fine and happy. I have a suggestion. If you can't leave and we can't leave, we I have a suggestion. But if it's safe, I want to like...

If we can't leave and we can't leave, we'll have to do a Zoom party. I'm building an extra on Target for her birthday. It's a present. Oh my God. You guys realize what's going to happen, right? Everybody is so stir crazy. Everybody will be like wanting to go out and rage.

It's going to be like New Year's Eve, St. Patrick's Day, Pride, like 4th of July, all in like one, like multiple days in a row. And then everyone's going to get coronavirus. Exactly. Okay. Well, my version of raging is having like 10 people over and like hanging in the pool. I'm turning 35. I'm not turning 21. So my rage is a little different now, but we can just drink in the pool get out of the pool and throw axes next to the girl there will be no oh my god no tag you're it in your neck i've got an ax on video of me somewhere no i'm not doing that

um this question i just thought was funny um at suzy annick wants to know are saucy and lala really that condescending i don't know who she was asking it for but the episode tonight i was like oh were we outside with danica when rick hell and lala were going at it no i was there i couldn't remember where i was i was there and then I started eating we just all started like just I remember we were all kind of huddled by the mac and cheese yeah I saw like a clip on like Instagram and I was like wait where was I

my whole thing with that in real time and then also seeing stuff online whatever I just remember earlier on in the season lala was on this ariana thinks she's better than everybody saying she kept saying it to other people um she had me her and i had this like scene or like this conversation in miami remember in the bridal bridal dresses yes bride dresses yeah she was like told me aside because she like wanted to tell

no my god she pulled me aside because she like really needed to tell me about how I think I'm better than everybody and I was like I don't haven't talked to you in months. I don't know what you're talking about. Also, I seem to remember last season, you like legitimately saying I'm here. You're beneath me about like Billy and Lala or Billy and Raquel and James and all that. So I was just like very confused as to A, where that was coming from and B, like why that was a thing. So then fast forward, it's like, she's telling Raquel, she needs to like know her place. And I was just like, are you kidding me?

And I guess I just thought it was maybe like a projection because that whole season she had been saying i think that and i'm like but you're saying you're literally saying that i've never said that there's nobody on this cast or period that i think i'm like better than like i don't really understand that like when they said like oh they're not happy for anyone and I'm like what are you talking about when have you guys ever not been happy for your friends like yeah no exactly like I remember like when like I can specifically pinpoint moments like even if someone was just referring to like shit that was on the show I could specifically pinpoint moments that have been shown on the show where I'm like ecstatic for other people yeah so I was like that doesn't even it just doesn't logically add up I feel like

sometimes people when you don't talk to them after a while um you know you're busy or whatever you don't hear or that you know they go on a lot of vacations where like you're not invited or whatever and then they just kind of like come up with criticisms of you as a person that they get from the internet yeah does that make sense where i'm like anybody who knows me wouldn't say that somebody maybe on the internet would like come up with that which maybe is like where you got it from i feel like with a lot of these people like you look hilarious he looks so tight he's about to kick some ass you look so small and then you're just like staring off into the off to the distance being like you know sometimes i feel like while he's swinging his nunchucks i feel like with a lot of these people, you know, they try to be, like, manipulative and they try to – they're like assholes to people.

And they gang up on their bullies. And then they get eaten alive on social media about it. And then they get pissed off at the people that they were bullies to or assholes to. Like, it's their fault. Because they're like, fuck, everyone sided with you. And it's like, and then they start thinking like, oh, you just think you're better than everybody. Well, then they have to, but then they also have to.

Can I speak for a second? You're so self-righteous or whatever. And when really it's like, why don't you just be a better person instead of trying to like knock other people down or try to be like manipulative and make them look bad or scheme behind their back, like just be a better person, be more respectful of other people, be compassionate, have a better,

have a nice effect on the world instead of just being a selfish. Well, we could all benefit from doing that. I think too, like if they see sometimes if sometimes if someone sees that the person that they were being a dick to that people on the internet are siding with that person then instead of going oh maybe what i was saying or doing is fucked up then they want to justify how and why they were a dick so then they'll try to double down on why you deserved that sort of like yeah yeah or whatever instead of thinking like instead of doubling down we're gonna go back the other way that that that seems to be the thing like jack seeing that people are siding with

tom and a lot of this stuff is to him Fuel for him to double down on stuff because in his mind he's going well no no no I'm always right and so now I have to justify and go out of my way to try to make Tom look like a piece Of shit so that every shitty thing I've ever done to him is quote-unquote Justified do you remember like Jack's you were you were there? Jack's was so appreciative of like the things I did at the wedding. We had like such a- Oh my God, like overjoyed. Yeah. We had such a great time together.

Me and him were fucking hugging it out. Remember afterwards, we went back to Britney's dad's house, rode four wheelers. Yeah, we were on four wheelers with the best time. Like me and Jax was like dude you did so much for my wedding I really appreciate I was like Jax it was my pleasure man I'm so glad you had a good time and then here he is talking like it's like you know I'm like dude Jax just be honest he's like literally lying you know what I mean like yeah no uh he didn't actually do anything and like

that's like no jacks i did and you totally you know and you loved it you loved it and we had a great time we had an awesome time just like him saying that he hasn't spoken to you since the wedding and yeah as if bravo con didn't exist his birthday didn't exist christian's birthday didn't exist with by which by the way engagement like that didn't exist after the people's choice awards tom and i went back to you know the bus that took us to the award show and you obviously rode separate because you were very close yeah but because that we had that bus that was going to take us back to valley britney and jack's like, their house was the pickup spot. Yeah.

So we ended up staying there until Tom, just me and Tom. It was me, Tom, Jax and Brittany. We stayed there until like four o'clock in the morning. I blacked out, cause you know, Brittany, she loves to take shots. And I honestly had such a good time hanging out with Brittany I it was really amazing to spend time with her and this is after we stopped filming so yeah Jack's going around saying like he hasn't spoken to Tom I mean there's pictures of us all together like it doesn't even

make sense so I mean sorry to like go on a tangent away from like the Raquel and Lala thing um I feel like Stassi is only condescending when she thinks that it's being that she's being funny but if you like call her out on like you're being condescending she'll bring it back in yeah like she'll reel it in it's usually like I think to be funny um Lala I haven't had many conversations with her that ended up like something like what was on the show tonight. But that was pretty crazy. Yeah, I need to watch it. I've seen the clip.

That's what I'm saying. I've seen that part like on Instagram or BravoTV.com or whatever. I saw the clip and I was like the clip. That's what I'm saying. I've seen the, that part, like on Instagram or BravoTV.com or whatever. I saw the clip and I was like, yeah, that's what I saw. But then I was like, wait, have I, do I just like, remember hearing about it? Or I'm like, I want to watch it and be like, was I in the kitchen? Cause I felt like that was the same time there was shit going on with Danica outside. We were outside with Danica and it was like, yeah, that was a big night. I remember when I was asked about that in interviews

about law because I'm in the kitchen like pretty much the whole time and my I remember thinking I'm not gonna leave Raquel I'm not gonna leave the situation I'm not gonna leave Raquel because I'm not gonna be like oh you do you know I just felt like maybe if I was just there because Raquel and I had just had like a really serious conversation like right before that started happening and so I felt like if I'm just here maybe it will like feel supportive of her being able to speak her not mine because I know that she's very she is very non-confrontational um but I remember being asked about it in interviews and Jeremiah being our producer Jerry being being like um you know what did you think about what Lala was saying and I honestly I can't lie when I say that to me it was such a jumbled up word soup that I was like I don't even

know what the fuck she was trying to say like I don't even know what the fuck she was trying to say. Like, I don't even know what was being talked about. I remember she like went into the refrigerator for something at some point and then came back out and kept going. And then we started eating mac and cheese out of the pot. I was really distracted by Schwartz. I just remember Schwartz in the 80 situation no that was a different night that was after uh Jax's birthday party what happened oh I don't know

wait what are you guys talking about oh the girls wine night girls wine night when do you remember what you were talking about right when that fight started i was like i am going home i was already like i was already on a few days of injections at that point i was dead sober katie and schwartz started fighting i was like i'm out bitches well you know what's funny is schwartz left slash you know he was not welcome here anymore at that point and it ended up being me tom leo logan no and katie and we like got in the pool like logan spent the night like we ended up i came with leo spent the night like we had the best time afterwards like we we were in the pool

like floating around on floaty. Like it was amazing. After all of that happened, like we really did have an amazing time. No, I remember cause I brought Leo there, but then I left early when everyone started fighting and he was like, FaceTimed me from your pool. And he's like, come back. I'm like, babe, I don't live in the Valley. Like, no, I I need to be far away now yeah um well thanks for zooming in with us guys thanks for having us sorry if we went off on tangents or thanks for showing us it was weird we're not used to talking to other people i took pre-workout i took pre-workout and i got through uh I got through the whole Dua Lipa album I was jumping

rope but I'm still pretty jacked off of it so couldn't tell at all I thought you were very balanced and calm it was very soothing to watch this that was good Tom is very aggro when he's on pre-workout. We went from trumpet. You even had objects. We had trumpets. We had nunchucks. What else did we have pop up in here? Well, we got Tom's outfit. He's in leggings and a waist trainer. Yeah, that was good.

His leggings and his waist trainer. Yeah. Do some high kicks, Tom. Hey, Tom, so if you're working out, bro, do you want to jump on a 12 o'clock workout with us live uh possibly yeah just let us know whenever yeah we can do a split screen live and both be just i'm thinking about doing my own like a treadmill workout treadmill workout tell me about that um basically i put on a playlist and on the treadmill and uh you start the spotify playlist right when you get on it and then

it'll have like some cool down songs and then you like crank it up to like you know incline three you know run it a six then crank it back crank it up to like a five incline put it down to like two and a half three yeah like sounds yeah i know exactly what you're talking about i get it well done all right everyone go get fancy af cocktails guys if you don't have it yet i don't really know what you're doing what if you don't if you don't have the book yet i don't know what you're doing i thought you said something else i was like wait can they not get it right now like my hair looks like shit okay guys yeah if you don't have fancy if cocktails go get it if you don't have it yet i don't know what the heck you're doing it's the perfect quarantine companion

you can just make all the drinks you want at home. And yeah, love you guys. Love you. Have fun, guys. Stay safe. Stay healthy. Bye. Bye. Thanks for listening to Shenanigans.

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