Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Savannah Outen and Colin Dieden
Episode Date: August 7, 2018Musicians Savannah Outen and Colin Dieden join Scheana to talk about their new singles, their music careers, love for the bachelor and the Kardashians, and Colin lays down an acoustic perform...ance! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea.
This is Shenanigans.
And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea.
What's up, everyone?
Welcome back to another episode of Shenanigans.
So today, we have my bestie, Colin Deaton from the Mowglies.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
And the amazing and talented and gorgeous Savannah Outen.
How are you?
Thank you.
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
All right.
So we're going to get into some shenanigans.
We're going to talk music.
We're going to talk Bachelorette finale.
Bachelor in Paradise starts tonight.
So excited. I know. All right. But we're just going to go right in. We got some wine. Yes, I'm
feeling awesome. Let's do a cheers. Yeah. Shout out to Bright Cellars. And hey, let's
do it. Let's go. Cheers. All right. So are you guys ready? Yes. Are we playing the game?
We're playing a game. We're going right into my God. We're not messing around at all.
Right into it.
I thought we were going to do some Bachelor stuff first, but we're going right in.
I thought we were going to ease our way into it.
Love it.
We're going straight in.
I'm ready.
Straight into the game.
Let's go.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, do we want to put five fingers up, or do we want to take a drink?
Because the wine's probably going to be gone real quick.
Let's do three fingers, and then drinks.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
We're doing Never Have I Ever.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, so fingers up because you guys...
I've actually never played...
Wait, okay, so what happens...
That could be a question.
Have you ever played Never Have I Ever?
And then if you haven't done it, then you take a finger away.
No, if you've done it, you take a finger away.
Okay, okay, okay.
So if I say, never have I ever had sex in a hot tub.
Well, I have, so then I lose a finger.
You know, I don't believe that about you.
No, actually, it was more recent.
It was in Vegas.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, me and Magic Mike had some fun.
Anyway, guys.
Are there sound effects in this?
No, but we can probably add them.
It's okay, I'll just do them.
Will can do whatever.
Okay.
Give us some.
Can you do like.
I'm sorry, what? A kapow? Like a kapow. Kapow. I don't know. Like you do like a kapow? I'm sorry, what?
A kapow?
Like a kapow.
Kapow.
Like a snare drum?
Kapow.
I don't know if Will knows what a kapow is.
You know, it's fine.
Like an Adam West Batman punch.
It's not a kapow.
It's a kapow.
Kapow.
Oh, like you made a joke drum thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you know what?
It's fine.
Right, right, right.
Never have I ever left the house without wearing underwear.
Okay, wait. So if I haven't
done it. Okay, but wait.
If you've done it, take a finger down and take a drink.
Never have I ever left the house
without wearing underwear. But like, what about going to the
pool wearing a bikini?
Does that count? I'm sorry. Am I getting too much into this game?
I feel like my life depends on this.
Savannah, you're being type A about this like everything else in your life.
Just put down a finger because you've left the house.
I haven't done that. So what do I do? Put down a finger because you've left the house. I haven't done that.
So what do I do?
Put down a finger.
Oh, you haven't.
So keep it up.
Okay, okay, okay.
Never have I ever had sex in a limo.
You know what?
I haven't.
Huh.
Okay.
Actually, I don't think I have either.
Whoa.
No.
Okay.
Wait, where are your fingers?
No, I'm not playing.
You're not playing?
No, that's not my show.
Oh, it's just Savannah versus Colin.
Yes. Oh, man. I'm going playing. You're not playing? No, that's not. Oh, it's just Savannah versus Colin. Yes.
Oh, man.
I'm going to lose.
I would be out so quick.
Right, right, right.
Okay.
Never.
No, I'm not going to say it.
No, what is it?
I'm sweating over here.
Can I see it?
Never have I ever given someone an illegal drug without them knowing.
You guys haven't done that because that would be fucked up.
Absolutely not.
I haven't done that.
So I was going to skip that one.
Yeah.
Never have I ever gone to a club with a
fake ID.
I have never had a fake ID.
Savannah's a very innocent girl.
Aw, that's cute.
Oh my god!
Never have I ever had sex in a dressing room
or on a tour bus.
Collin's already out!
No, two more fingers.
We're doing five.
Hold on, hold on.
We're doing five.
Can I ask that real question?
I would be on in that one too.
Is that fair to ask me
for what I'd do for a living
if I had sex on a tour bus?
I'd tour too,
but I'd have sex on a bus.
It just said dressing room.
I added tour bus.
I've had sex in a dressing room before.
Okay.
God, I am not cool.
It was a Nickelodeon show too.
I was like, let's do it. Were you on the slime show? What? You were not cool. It was a Nickelodeon show, too. I was like, let's do it.
Were you on the slime show?
Wait, what?
You were in the dressing room
of a Nickelodeon show?
Yeah, I was on Victoria's.
I mean, I was...
Oh, my God!
That is incredible.
I want to start a new rumor
that Sheena had sex
on the set of Rugrats
in the dressing room.
So just so everyone knows out there.
All right, we're going to do a few more
because you got out in, like, the first three. So now you're taking drinks. You're already going to lose. We're just going to keep going. All right, we're going to do a few more because you got out in like the first three.
So now you're taking drinks.
You're already going to lose.
We're just going to keep going.
All right.
Never have I ever given someone a fake phone number.
I've done that.
I've done that.
Never have I ever farted so loud that everyone in the room could hear it.
Have done.
Have done.
No.
Never have I ever played spin the bottle have done every
season on vanderpump rules yeah yeah yeah never how many fingers you got oh i'm not even keeping
track anymore i thought that now you know we're just the game was over we're just calling already
lost so i was just doing a few more for fun yeah i, yeah, yeah. I like it. I like it. Never have I ever masturbated multiple times in one day.
Colin, you're just already, you're out.
You know what?
Okay.
His face got really red.
I got to be honest.
It's like literally like today.
Multiple times.
Wow.
Yeah.
Never have I ever gotten drunk with my mother or father.
See, I would be out by now too.
Me, mom, and a bottle of Patron one night, don't want to talk about it.
She's right there.
Can she confirm this?
Yeah.
We got it heading on.
All right.
Yeah.
And then the next day was the, this was like probably 10 years ago, before iPhones, before
GPS, anything like that.
It was the LA Marathon the next morning.
She had to drive home.
She didn't know how to get
home because all the streets were closed.
I had just moved into a new apartment in Hollywood.
And I was like, Mom, you've got to take outpost
over. And she's like, what's outpost? And I'm like,
you go up the hill, you go right, you go down Farham,
you do the four slot. And she was like, wait,
what?
She goes, it was bad. I just watched her
mouth. It was really really bad she got home
and tried to act like your mom is so cute by the way she is cute she got home and like tried to act
like she didn't reek of tequila and like my dad like didn't realize that's the worst that's the
worst the morning like not knowing that you're if you're able to drive or not you know yeah one of
our friends that everyone here knows very well i'm not going to say his name right now, but got a DUI at 11 a.m.
Oh my God.
So he slept over like to be responsible.
You guys both know him.
Once we're like on a break, I'll tell you who.
Okay.
But he slept over at a friend's house to like be responsible and then fucking woke up, drove
home, got a DUI at 11 a.m.
Which is like the ultimate like.
Oh my God.
Like you gotta like, you gotta be really, really unlucky.
Yeah. That sucks. really unlucky. Yeah.
That sucks.
Sucks.
Wow.
And he didn't drive for like three years after that.
Yeah, I probably wouldn't either.
Does that give you any clues?
Do you know who it is?
I'll tell you later.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course, of course, of course.
No.
No?
No!
Okay, that was my next guess.
Yes, yes.
I was going to be one of those two.
We're on camera.
All right.
So, okay, Colin lost instantly. I think he had done
all of the things that I just read on the cards.
Most of them. I'm sweating.
Anywho, guys,
that was fun. That was a great game.
I love games. I honestly could
play that all night, by the way.
I mean, yeah, we could keep going, but
you know. Let's jump into the heavy stuff.
You guys gotta come see my new place
in Marina, and we'll have a game night.
We have a game night?
Okay.
Yes.
Please.
I will bring cupcakes and like wine.
We're doing that.
Okay, okay.
So I literally just made the best drunk slash high purchase on Amazon Prime last week.
Okay.
I tweeted it.
I don't know if you guys saw, but I was like, this is the best purchase I've ever made.
And as I'm making it, I'm like, I know I'm drunk.
I know I'm high, but I was like, this is the best purchase I've ever made. And as I'm making it, I'm like, I know I'm drunk. I know I'm high, but whatever.
I got an LED light color changing beer pong table.
No way!
And life-size Jenga, but they're colored blocks and you have to roll a dice
and the dice tells you which color you have to pull it out.
Where are you placing these things?
On my deck.
Oh my God.
Girl, it's the size of this entire studio.
Like, no joke, my deck is huge.
Do you live on the beach?
It's on the water, right on the marina.
Her address is beautiful.
I didn't know that you moved there. Yeah. Oh my god,
do you love it? When I got back from Vegas, I was like,
I need an apartment equivalent, but
yeah, I love it. It's so
nice. That's amazing. I haven't seen it yet.
I know. You guys gotta come
over. We gotta do a game night. Yep, yep, yep.
Yes. So,
you guys are both extremely talented musicians savannah if you
guys haven't heard her music i mean she is like the new christina aguilera and thanks i will say
i'm not just saying this because you're my bestie but like i don't know if i should use the word
sexy but like your voice is my fave and i'm not just saying that like, thank you literally. So we're going to have Colin.
I'm also the new Christina Aguilera.
Yeah.
No,
we're going to,
we're going to do some acoustic Colin Deaton with the guitar and a few.
I tried to get out of this.
No,
no.
He's like,
are you sure you want me to bring my guitar?
I was like,
yes,
I'm sure I want some Deaton acoustic.
Absolutely.
So we're doing it,
but I'll,
I'll let you warm up first.
I'll ask you some questions
let my listeners
get to know y'all
a little bit
so tell me how
I mean
tell my listeners
how you guys met
well
we met
we actually just
talked about this
the other day
we met in a session
and our mutual friend
told Colin that he would hate me.
Same guy, by the way, that got the DUI at 11 a.m.
Okay, let's not.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Anyways.
No, not that I would hate you, but just so you know, Colin, I'm very like, I stay in
a lot and don't like going out.
What?
What do you think I do?
I was told that Savannah is very very loud
And you guys are not gonna hit it off
I mean I am loud
But so am I
And I'm his best friend
Yes exactly
Exactly
Opposites attract
Right
Not in that way
But you know what I'm saying
Right
Totally
Personalities yeah
She was signed to these people
Who maybe you still are
And I worked in that same studio
And we just wrote a song together
And then we were like
Let's be friends
Yeah And then now we write songs together Like a few times a week Yeah I'm obsessed And I babysit his dog and I worked in that same studio and we just wrote a song together and then we were like, let's be friends. Yeah.
And then now we write songs together
like a few times a week.
Yeah.
I'm obsessed.
And I babysit his dog.
Yes.
Aww.
Yeah.
I love your guys' cover of Make Me.
Thanks.
The Noah Cyrus song.
Yeah.
I love Noah.
Don't get me wrong.
We've been to...
We went to her birthday party together.
We went to her birthday party.
She's awesome.
She's dating Lil Xan now.
I know.
I just saw that.
She's dating Lil Xan now. I know. I just saw that. She's getting Lil Xan now.
I know.
I just saw that.
Crazy.
Yeah.
My friend's his music agent.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
But yeah, I just saw that.
But I will say I liked your version better.
Wow.
Anyway.
Well, that was a process.
We'll move on.
Yeah.
So again, I know the answer to most of these questions, but not everyone does.
So how long have both of you been doing music?
Wow.
Well, Savannah's like nine.
Colin's older than me.
Actually, by the way, one time you made fun of me for like, you were like, you're like
so old, dude.
No, I didn't, dude.
You make me sound like such an asshole.
No way.
No, like he, like he'll always like, I'll say things and he'll be like, no, that's so
mean.
But I did, I really don't think you're old.
I'm 26. If you think he's old, then I'm old because I'm older than him.
I don't think he's old.
All right.
Well, thank you.
I'm glad we cleared the air on the air here because I needed you to tell me that.
That's been on my mind for a while.
I'm old.
The Botox just keeps me young.
Right, right, right.
Maybe we should look into that, Savannah.
We should.
Let's go Google it later.
All right.
Man, I've been singing since I could talk.
I don't even, yeah.
Did you do like talent shows and stuff as a kid?
Well, I was super into dance.
I was a part of all my dance competitions, dance teams, everything.
So I really didn't pursue music for a while.
So none of my friends knew that I could sing.
So I didn't show people.
I didn't do talent shows or anything like that.
The first time I did a talent show was my eighth grade um year in middle school my eighth grade year in middle
school that's a long time to say a lot of ways and I sang break and free from high school musical
and then you know oh good old high school musical good old hsm yeah what about you Colin um I'm from
Kansas by the way whoever doesn't know that out there.
I started playing in punk bands when I was, like, young, and then I moved to L.A., and
now I'm in a pop rock band.
Called the Mowglies, for those of you who don't know.
And you also have Culprit.
And I have Culprit, which is, like, a side thing I'm doing as well, which is very fun,
and I love it with all my heart.
But honestly, man,
Savannah, of everyone
I've worked with in the whole city of Los Angeles,
every artist I've worked with has the
best voice of anybody. No, she
kills it. When I went to her
show that night with you,
I was just blown away.
And you know I'm not just saying that. I work with people
every day. That's my job is to work with artists
on their music and I write songs for them.
That's what I do for a living, right?
She has the best voice of anybody in LA.
I want to play a little bit of your new single,
Sad in the Summer.
Okay.
I wrote it with Colin.
Yeah, girl.
All right, we're going to-
And this producer named K-Cove.
K-Cove.
K-Cove.
K-Cove.
Make sure it's in the transcript.
All right, let's listen to that
and you look amazing in this music video it is so beautiful
if i would have known if i had picked up on your tone
we wouldn't be here we wouldn't be laying. Just staring at the wall waiting for you to get a call.
So you got a reason to leave.
Without making a thing about it.
I thought I was free of you.
And now the thought of you, it makes me sick.
And baby, I gotta tell you the truth.
I've got this empty space
And here's the thing about it
I've been looking for somebody new
But keeping it happy with you
Hate to admit that it's true
But I keep on believing that someone like you
Could pull me right out of the blue
But baby, I'm flaking in June
And I'm just sad in the summer I love it.
So I'm going to post this on my story so you guys can swipe up and listen to her song.
We're going to play some of Collins and the Mowglays in a little bit, too.
Can't wait.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, that one was really good.
That was a really good one.
That was a really good okur.
Yeah.
That might have been the best okur.
My other BFF Adam and I do that all the time,
and most of the time I suck at it.
But why is my mom shaking her head no?
Okur!
See, I suck.
I can't, because I don't have that octave of my voice.
I just...
She could probably go higher than anybody in the world.
No, I can't do it.
She could give you an O-cur-vocal run that's down seven octaves.
I just really want to perfect that.
Yeah.
And I know that it's not even a phase or a fad or anything anymore, but I don't care.
I think we should immortalize it.
I think that should stay around for a while.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, the Kardashians are going to stay around forever.
That's true.
So that'll always be a thing.
They're going through some shit on the internet I haven't seen.
Oh, my God.
And I need to watch it.
Hey, by the way, everyone, I want you to know that Colin brought this topic to the table
just now.
Yes.
The guy that doesn't know shit about this.
Thank you, Savannah.
But you're big on Twitter.
It has been a huge Twitter feud between the sisters.
He is really big on Twitter.
I'm the Twitter guy.
Yeah. If you guys don't follow him, you need to because he's freaking hilarious. on Twitter. It has been a huge Twitter feud between the sisters. He is really big on Twitter. I'm the Twitter guy.
Yeah.
If you guys don't follow him, you need
to because he's
freaking hilarious and
you're one of my
favorite people I
follow on Twitter.
I'm like on the
verge of like ruining
my career every.
You're on the verge
of like it's super
sad.
Some of your tweets
are.
I had Ford.
I lost a Ford
sponsorship once
because my tweets
are so fucking bad.
You're Trump tweeting.
No, I'm not kidding
about Trump. Yeah, because Trump's so fucking bad. You're Trump tweeting. No, I'm not kidding. I'm not Trump.
Yeah, because Trump's a fucking idiot.
Not going to disagree.
All right.
Okay, so for those of you who don't know, Savannah, you got really big on YouTube, like millions of views with your covers over a decade ago.
Yeah, oh my God.
So what was the first song that you did a cover of and posted on YouTube?
It was Listen by Beyonce from the movie Dreamgirls.
Do you guys remember that song?
Yeah.
So I was basically on YouTube just posting all these covers and stuff.
And it was my parents' idea.
It was absolutely their idea.
They were like, no, we really want...
Yeah, because you have a killer voice,
so share it with the world.
I mean, I think they just didn't know
if they were being biased parents
or if they were being like,
oh, no, our kid's great because it's our kid.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it was their idea.
Listen to your parents, folks.
I struggle with that.
Speaking of Twitter, I just tweeted,
my mom thinks that I'm so handsome to a point that I –
I saw that.
And it makes me so uncomfortable.
She'll look at – we'll be walking through the mall.
She'll look at some guy with a six-pack and does not look like me.
And she's like, you're more handsome than that guy.
I'm like, mom, you've got to fucking stop because you're like – like you're bumming me out.
This is like – I don't know, man.
It's just like, mom, if you're listening, stop.
I hope your mom listens.
I hope she does too.
So you were on Radio Disney, right?
I know.
Which song?
Was it Goodbyes?
Yeah, Goodbyes was the first song I had ever written in my life.
And I was so freaking scared to release it.
Because it was the first song.
I didn't even know what.
Like I just based it off of songs that I loved. I didn't even know what, like I just based it off of songs that I loved.
I didn't even know how to go about writing a song.
So like this structure now looking back,
I'm like, ouch, you know, but it's fine.
I mean, it did super well.
Because we've evolved so much as songwriters
that looking back on the first songs you wrote,
the first songs I wrote, if they were out today,
I would be mortified.
So the fact that you don't feel that way
about your first song is like pretty awesome.
The first song I really wrote was when I was three and I sat on my cabinet and then opened the doors to my cul-de-sac and started singing,
Shakin' my hiney, shakin' my hiney.
Yes.
Which we should.
I miss you too much.
That was the first song I wrote.
Love it.
We should record that.
Yeah. It's talent right there. Shakin' my hiney, this is the first song I wrote, so please. Love it. We should record that. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's talent right there.
You know?
What was the first song you wrote, Colin?
It was probably so bad.
I wrote a whole record about this girl that I dated, like, when I was 13.
Uh-huh.
And she, like, she, like, 13-year-old broke my heart.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's not, like, a real fucking thing.
Yeah.
She just, like, she bummed me out really bad.
Junior high heartbreak.
Yeah. And I thought I mean? Yeah. It's not like a real fucking thing. Yeah. She just like, she bummed me out really bad. Junior high heartbreak. Yeah, and I thought I would never recover.
I would like sit in my closet and like listen to like The Smiths.
And it was just a bad time for old Deedon over here.
But I, yo, but I like wrote this whole record about her.
What if she's listening?
I don't even know if this person's still alive.
I mean, it's been like literally.
Oh my God.
I have no confirmation in my life that this person knows who I am.
We were like 12 or 13.
But I sat in my closet and I wrote like a 13-song album about this poor girl.
And it was like really, really, like really sad.
And if you guys had that album, I wouldn't be able to look you guys in the eyes ever again.
Really?
Yeah.
No, it's so embarrassing.
There was a song on it.
This is the first time I'm ever saying this ever, ever.
On all the press I've done in my entire life, there was a song on it called Give Me the
Last Year of My Life Back.
Oh, my God.
It's not a bad title.
I know.
Can we use it again?
No, it would be such a dope cut for somebody.
Me and Savannah's whole text convo, if you look through our texts, it's just song titles.
Well, song titles or, like, boy drama.
Or, like, talking shit on somebody.
I'm getting Colin's take on a guy that, like, won't kiss me.
So that's fun.
Don't date guys who won't kiss you.
Been there, done that.
You deserve better.
I'm sweating.
Just a side note.
I know. Sorry, the AC shuts off at a certain time.
No, no, no, it's not that.
It's just, like, everything. Like, I feel like I'm speaking so loud, and I'm sweating. Just a side note. I know. Sorry, the AC shuts off at a certain time. No, no, no. It's not that. It's just like everything.
Like, I feel like I'm speaking so loud and I'm sorry.
I think I'm louder, so you're good.
So, you guys have worked on a lot of music together.
How many songs have you written together now?
Oh, my God.
How many do you think?
50 or 60 or something. Really? I don't know. 40? Oh, my God. I thought you you think? 50 or 60 or something.
Really?
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
I thought you were going to say like 10.
No, I'd say like 40, 50.
40, 50.
I'd say 40, 50.
Yeah.
Yeah, because, I mean, we met like four years ago.
But we didn't write together back then, really.
Yes, we did.
Did we?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
At Chalice.
We always wrote there.
But, I mean, we started recently riding together every week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now it's, like, on a weekly basis,
we have, like, a few sessions together usually, you know?
Yeah.
Riding for one thing or the next or something.
I want to come to one of your sessions
and just, like, watch talent.
Because I don't have it.
I promise.
You have talent?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
You're amazing at being my friend, dude.
Aw, thank you.
And a lot of other stuff.
You're a very talented person.
If you guys haven't seen her in real life, she's very talented, and everyone's really
mean to her on the internet.
It's super stupid.
Yeah, you know.
Do you ever see me get involved in your shit, and I'm like, hey, shut the fuck up?
No, do you?
To your Twitter people?
Yeah, you know that.
Oh, Twitter, yes.
Instagram, I stay away from that.
I let my sister handle that.
Does she do that for you?
Yeah. Does your sister still handle your Instagram? She was supposed to be here, but she's working. Yes Instagram I stay away from that I let my sister handle that Does she do that for you? Yeah
Is Courtney listening?
She was supposed to be here
But she's working
She has like a full time job now
She just got off tour
Okay
I know
Making money
Yeah
So she's working with
Erica Costell and Team 10
Oh my god
Yeah
She was just on tour with them
And she has this boyfriend
And she's super happy now
I see that
Oh my god
Yeah
I'd love to know what that feels like
Totally Yeah This has been darker I know She's super happy now. I see that. I'd love to know what that feels like.
Totally.
Yeah.
This has been dark turns with Savannah.
I want to do a podcast where it's just a normal podcast,
but it's just Savannah that takes these dark turns and just makes it.
So we're sipping some white wine here, which, you know, maybe isn't the healthiest thing,
but I want to tell you guys about some healthy habits of mine.
Okay.
So, do you know if you're drinking enough water?
Well, usually, because my pee will be white.
Okay.
Well, that's good.
Are you? I think clear.
Not white.
Oh, I mean clear.
If your pee is white.
I know what you're saying, but are you eating the right foods?
Colin is not.
He eats bougie foods.
What do you mean Colin is not?
He eats bougie foods.
He literally just got, what did you get?
Hors d'oeuvres or something?
I had oysters and some tequila.
Okay, okay.
So no, we're not eating the right foods.
She makes fun of me for being bougie.
I mean, I'm not bougie.
I am not bougie.
Take me to Chick-fil-A.
I'm a happy girl.
Oh my God, girl.
Same.
Yeah, but what if I bought you a Michael Kors purse?
I already have one.
Also, Michael Kors isn't even like...
No, it's not Gucci.
I'm saying you'd be bummed like. No, that's not Gucci. I'm saying.
Michael Kors.
I'm saying you'd be bummed out.
You'd be bummed out.
No, I buy myself Michael Kors.
Really?
Okay.
That's a Michael Kors bag sitting right there on the table, and that's mine while you're
talking shit.
Okay, whatever.
Can we get back to my healthy habits?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
It doesn't have to be just about what you put in your body, but it's what you put on
your body.
So.
Oh.
I do this every day it's a thing
called bio clarity i don't know if you've seen it on like my insta stories or my snapchat but
i love their products i have made it a part of my daily routine makes my skin super soft and it
gives you that nice natural glow that you know so many people want savannah knows what i'm talking
about so I use the
essentials routine, which is for normal or
dry skin, because I have dry skin, but
it's just three easy steps. You cleanse,
restore, and hydrate.
These products have
hydrating plant extracts like chamomile,
green tea, cucumber, licorice root,
argan oil, olive, and
shea, plus Floralux from Chlorophyll.
Do you know what that fancy plant stuff is that I'm talking about?
Yeah?
Isn't Chlorophyll like the stuff that like-
Floralux from Chlorophyll.
It's proven to nourish the skin and soothe the weight.
Any imperfections and blemishes.
Wow.
Yeah.
This has been very informative.
I'm just letting you guys know.
You can trust nature on this one.
So it's called Bioclarity.
Bioclarity.
Bioclarity.
It's hydrating, but it's lightweight.
It's perfect for spring and summertime, as we're in right now.
And, I mean, spring allergies can make our faces freak out, you know?
So it helps minimize redness, reduce pore size, and even out skin tone.
Wow.
Yeah.
Bioclarity is delivered straight to you.
It's an easy-to-use, three-step skincare routine that's 100% vegan plus gluten and cruelty-free.
Oh, my God.
Amazing.
I have a quick question.
I hate when there's bread in my skincare line.
Same.
And butter.
Yeah.
And butter.
So can I buy that at CVS or do I have to order it online?
So actually, you can just go to Bioclarity.com.
My listeners will get their first month for 50% off, a routine plus shipping.
It's free.
And it comes with 100% risk-free money-back guarantee.
But you guys have to enter my code Sheena.
That's Bioclarity.com and enter my code Sheena.
So that's how you can get it.
Can you text me your name?
Text me your info.
I'm just wanting to toss that in as we're unhealthily
putting wine into our bodies.
That's amazing.
I feel like we're going to put more wine in our bodies too.
Probably because we're going to go to Sur after.
We're going to Sur.
We're going to have some Vanderpump Rose.
I've never had their Rose.
I've literally only been the one time with you.
You guys went without me?
We saw each other at an event and then then she was like, come here after.
And then we went.
And then we had this really good shrimp thing, and it was really good.
Nice.
Mm-hmm.
Cool.
Yeah.
So we're going to do that again tonight.
All right.
Great.
Mm-hmm.
All about it.
Anyway, back to you guys.
Back to us.
Tour life.
I know you have been on tour how many times now?
A lot since I've known you.
A million.
70 years.
Really?
Some really massively depressing number of times.
He's constantly on a tour.
Yeah.
Like right, I mean, I've known you for a few years now,
but it was September 2016.
We were at Caboo in San Diego.
I saw you guys.
I had to leave halfway through because Third Eye Blind was also performing at the same time.
And I wanted to see Chainsmokers.
Remember that night?
No, Aerosmith.
Oh, it was Aerosmith.
Yeah, but it was Aerosmith and Chainsmokers at the same time.
No!
And you thought you and I weren't going to be friends and I wasn't going to help you out.
Yeah, because I thought you were a dick.
Which is insane.
Everything I heard.
I know.
My reputation precedes me.
So Andy, who is the drummer of the Mowglies,
we had plans at night.
I was like, okay, I'm going to meet you backstage.
We're going to go see Aerosmith.
And I was like, I'm not going to try to make plans to call him.
I've heard he's an asshole.
He's probably just going to ditch me.
I've never heard this story.
I gave Savannah an abbreviated version on the way over,
but I skipped the part where my reputation said I was an asshole.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You forgot to bring that part in.
So we're at –
She just thought I would bail.
She thought I would bail.
Yeah, I thought you were like a flaky person who just only cared about yourself and not like making sure I got backstage or making sure I had them be at me.
And then what happened, Sheena?
And then what happened was Andy ditched me for a chick.
And Colin brought you backstage.
And Colin brought me backstage.
We went.
We saw Aerosmith together.
Oh, guys, if I could marry one man, it'd be Steven Tyler.
I don't even care his age.
That's not true.
I don't even care his age.
My mom and I, like, if my mom's listening.
Even if you believe that, I don't believe that.
No, I do.
Anyway, sorry.
Continue.
Yeah.
So that was like our, oops, I do. Anyway, sorry. Continue. Yeah. So that was like our...
Oops, I dropped my pen.
Here.
Got it.
So that was like, I think, the first time...
Our friendship debut.
That, yeah, we like really became friends.
And we were at Aerosmith together.
And long story short, because I don't like talking about him,
but we'll just say dude
who I last person I dated
he shall not be named
him he who shall not be named
him run
into him in the middle of 10,000 people
at an Aerosmith show like are you kidding
and I see him and I'm
still married at the time and I was just like
oh my god oh my god I was like Colin you are not
leaving my side you You stay with me.
And that was kind of like what started our friendship because he didn't leave me.
He made sure to get me a backstage VIP wristband, got me out of that awkward situation.
I then ran into him again backstage.
It was the whole thing.
But the next day you left and you went on tour.
And we literally talked like every day he was on tour.
Yeah.
I will say, if Colin says he's going to do something, he's absolutely going to do it.
Yeah.
I mean, I know that now.
He's a very good friend.
He really is.
I mean.
Got that going for me, guys.
Shortly after that tour, I went through a divorce.
And I swear, if it wasn't for this guy, like he really helped get me through it. He was the most amazing friend who just listened to all of my shit.
Anytime I needed to vent or cry or just text this long rant and complain.
That's how I learned how to read.
I learned how to read on that tour.
No, but you really did.
Like you really helped me get through one of the hardest times of my life.
And for that, I will ever, forever be grateful. Well grateful and well i love you dude and cheers love you you guys can't see us so we're
cheers hey well they can because i have a camera right there you know what just realized that yep
but you know i'll i would do it anytime thank you welcome i love you, okay, going back to tour life. Who's, like, the favorite band you've toured with?
In my whole career, huh?
In your whole career.
Man, I got to say maybe Walk the Moon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, they're so good.
I love those guys.
They're so good.
That was one of my first big tours I ever did was us doing, like, a full U.S.
and a little, like, Canada with Walk the Moon, and they're awesome.
Mm-hmm.
And, like, our crowds are very cohesive and copacetic, like same fans.
Like if you're a Mowgli's fan, you're going to like Walk the Moon and vice versa.
Since I've known you, I haven't missed one of your L.A. shows.
And we have one coming up.
When?
It's not announced yet.
Yay.
Stay tuned.
There is one coming up, and you'll be on the guest list.
I better be. You'll be. the guest list. I better be.
It's a great venue.
When I was living in Vegas, I made it to your show in L.A.
I remember seeing you, and you were like, I literally just flew in.
Also, I wanted to see your show so badly.
It's okay.
Collin didn't see it either.
Me and Savannah had multiple conversations
about flying up
the biggest theater show.
Yeah, conversations
didn't lead to coming.
By the way,
don't bring this up
because I'm still in trouble
with Sheena about this.
About not seeing her show.
Oh, okay, okay.
It's okay.
She's my best friend.
Yeah.
Didn't see my show
that I was in
for four and a half months.
No big deal.
The second we get off the air,
she's going to beat my ass.
No, it's okay.
I actually do feel very bad about that.
I know something like that's going to happen again, though.
Well, I might go back next
year and do it again for a few months. It was so
much fun. I loved living in Vegas.
It looked like such a blast.
It was a good time.
We had a good run.
Well, I saw a lot of awesome things
on the internet. You know, my schedule
fucking sucks. No, I know.
And you're like on tour for part of it.
And I get it.
But I should have been there.
And this is my formal apology.
It's all good.
It's all good.
All right.
You've made up for it in other ways.
You've been an amazing friend to me.
So the fact that you didn't come to Vegas, it's OK.
Because some of my closest friends
weren't able to make it either.
That makes me feel a lot better.
Over four and a half months.
I want to start a support group with me and them.
It's a four-hour drive.
It's a 45-minute flight.
It's really difficult to get to Vegas.
Yeah, 45 minutes for flying is a lot.
It's really difficult to make it there.
It's a big commitment.
Right, right, right.
It's like you can't just do a turnaround trip.
It's so far from L.A.
You can't just make a day out of it.
No.
Nope. I can't tell what's happening now.
Anyway.
Anyway. Have you done a lot
of touring, Savannah?
I did a lot of touring when I was younger.
And when I was like
You're still so young.
I know. Younger. Yeah, you're a nine, dude.
I just do a lot of one-off shows now.
Yeah. I haven't done like a proper tour in a minute, but I really want to.
But one of my favorite tours was with, and they're really big-time actors now,
but they were in a band called the Naked Brothers Band on Nickelodeon.
Oh, yeah.
I remember that.
And it was Nat and Alex Wolfe, and Alex is in so many movies.
Nat was in Paper Towns and doing the lead in so many other movies,
and they're killing it.
But it was just so fun, and I want to keep touring.
Yeah.
Let's do it together.
Let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay, cool.
I've always wanted to go on tour, but I don't have anything to go on tour for.
You can be like, yes, you can.
You can be the girl in the beginning. Okay, here's the, but I don't have anything to go on tour for. You can be, like, yes, you can. You can.
You can be the girl, like, in the beginning.
Okay, here's the thing.
I have a few things that you could do.
Okay.
The first thing.
Go.
Like, my dream for a tour, right, is to have, like, a station where you can, like, hang
out with people, like, fellow girls, and then, like, obviously, everybody would want to be
your friends.
Like, you would, like, hang out with them in the station. So, basically, like, fellow girls, and then, like, obviously everybody would want to be your friends. Like, you would, like, hang out with them in the station.
So basically, like, MadCon.
No!
Oh, my God!
Like a gas station?
What do you mean, dude?
I don't know.
Also, like, I've always wanted a comedian to open up for me.
So, like, and you have jokes.
I got jokes for days.
You could bring your thing on the road.
I mean, imagine bringing what you do to every city in America.
What do I do?
You just, like, you could do this on the road.
You're an entertainer.
You're an entertainer.
You could do shenanigans.
You would have a full show.
You would play games.
What do I do?
I don't do anything.
You have the best voice I've ever heard.
I write songs.
You could bring your thing everywhere.
You could just go, like, meet people.
You could do, like, dating advice.
You could do, like, beauty advice. You could do, like,
beauty tips.
I don't know if I'm the best
person to give dating advice.
I'm divorced and
also broken up with again
last year.
But you know what?
Single life is fun.
Single life is so fun.
How about a show
called Single Life
that's just about
how single you can be?
Especially when you
hang out with people
from, like, the bachelor.
Bring shenanigans
on the road. That's all I'm saying. Well, okay hang out with people from like the bachelor. Bring shenanigans on the road.
That's all I'm saying.
Well, okay.
I'm going to tell you guys.
So I am going to do something.
So two of the girls
who I work with at Sir
who are also on
Vanderpump Rules,
Lala and Ariana,
they both,
I mean they can sing.
I can carry a tune.
Okay.
I'm very good at singing
under someone
who's much better than me.
Good as gold part four.
Just kidding.
Hey. No, but. four. Just kidding. Hey.
No, but.
I know you have discography.
I was talking to Lala the other day and she was like, I had this idea for the three of
us to do a song together.
We all have like such a different look, but we're very similar in a lot of ways.
You're going to create a band.
We want to do a little like girl group thing where we have a single very just like poppy.
Maybe you can help
write it colin oh my god that'd be amazing god but we want to do a song where 100 of the proceeds
go to charity oh my god amazing charity well lala's very passionate about orcas and so we've
done like a pita campaign so i think anything that goes towards animals amazing saving animals
yeah shutting down sea world anything like that so we're we're in talks for it but i'm like wait I think anything that goes towards animals. Amazing. Saving animals. Yeah. Shutting down SeaWorld.
Anything like that.
So we're in talks for it.
But I'm like, wait, but then we could like not go on tour, but you know, like we could
perform and have our own little thing.
So.
It's true.
We're going to do it.
That'd be cool.
That'd be awesome.
Stay tuned, everyone.
This is a very early plan, but.
That's super cool though.
Yeah.
But I just, I think it would be fun that's an awesome
idea i love singing i love dancing i love performing i just like i'm not a singer and
i've said that multiple times i'm like i'm a performer put me on stage i can entertain the
fuck out of you but like i can't belt i can't sing these girls can so i'm like whenever we
do karaoke i just sing under them and we sound so good because it's them. Oh, my God.
But you know what?
Have you guys seen Mamma Mia 2 yet?
Not yet.
Okay.
That's your jam right now.
Literally my peanut butter and jelly.
I cannot stop watching that.
I've seen it three times already.
But basically, you could be-
You went to the theater to see the same movie three times.
Yes.
Well, I saw like this-
Do you have movie pass?
Of course I do.
Okay.
But I think I'm going to delete it.
Yeah. I think I'm going to cancel it because now it's getting like 50 minutes.
Is AMTA list the new MoviePass?
I don't know, honestly.
I feel left out.
No, I just showed Sheena a message on my phone and said I have to pee.
Oh, okay.
It's fine.
If you need to step out, the restroom is right next door.
No, it's fine.
Just letting you guys know.
Do you realize this is live?
No, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
We're streaming to 2 million people currently.
I just thought that you could-
Oh my God, I just got a contact.
8 million.
I just thought you could press pause or whatever.
Will's looking at me like-
Basically what I'm saying-
You know what, Colin?
You and the girls can be the dominoes or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Yes. I can envision it. Colin, you go pee because can be the dominoes or whatever. You know what I mean? Yes.
Colin, you go pee because I have something
I want to talk to Savannah about. Really? It's girl talk.
Oh my god. Yeah.
So, you're excused.
Have a fun pee. Alright, so
right before we started
this, I had the best little
treat. Have you had sugar
bear hair vitamins? No, but I hear
all of the Bachelor girls talking about it. Yes. Okay, so everyone No, but I hear all of the Bachelor girls
talking about it. Yes. Okay, so everyone posted
on their social media, all the Bachelor girls. But it actually works,
I think. Yes, it's amazing.
So I just took my extensions
out today, but as you can
see, my hair is so healthy.
I don't have split ends. It's
not dead, any of that. And that is thanks
to sugar bear hair, which tastes
amazing. I was just gonna ask do
they taste good they're so good okay like you're only supposed to take two a day but i want to take
like 10 really and they're teal which like accents my entire apartment blueberry flavored or they're
they're berry yeah okay and it's like all of these celebrities they have amazing hair and it's like
their stylists probably clued them into sugar bear hair check out my mom right there see look at her holding that cute packaging oh my god okay i'm
gonna i gotta post this on my instagram too yes it's so adorable oh my god it's like guys it's
like a furry little pouch yeah and it's a bestseller on amazon like they have thousands
of rave reviews eat two of them the the bottle in the middle is the one that's open seriously
eat two of them right now. Really?
They're so good.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
No, they taste, they're like delicious, sweet little candies.
You have no idea how, like, badly I've wanted to try these.
Yes.
It has the juice of real berries.
Okay.
But they do contain everything you need for stronger, healthier hair.
Oh, my God, it's so soft.
Yeah.
They're so good, right?
Wow.
I know, but you're only supposed to eat two.
And I'm like, damn it, but I want, like, ten.
Because they're so good. I can feel my hair growing. Yeah you're only supposed to eat two. And I'm like, damn it, but I want like 10. Because they're so good.
I can feel my hair growing.
Yeah.
It has as much vitamin A as four cups of broccoli, as much vitamin C as one cup of cranberries,
and as much vitamin B12 as four organic eggs.
So basically the nutrients in sugar bear hair, fans have also found, improve their nail and
skin quality.
So it's not just for your hair.
Dude, those are so good.
I know.
They're amazing.
They're soft.
They're not like annoying.
You know how gummy bears are really chewy?
Yeah.
No, these are so good.
No, they're so good and they're so cute.
I love the packaging.
The little like fuzzy furry purse that they come in is so adorable.
Yeah, wow.
These are really good.
I know.
I even have two, so that sucks.
Well, you know what?
There's three bottles in there.
Just three, oh my goodness. You can have one of them if you would like. Okay, oh my sucks. Well, you know what? There's three bottles in there.
Not just for hair, just for you.
Oh, my goodness.
You can have one of them if you would like.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Thanks. Yeah, go ahead.
Thank you.
So for my listeners, you guys can go to sugarbearhair.com slash Sheena for beautiful hair and healthier
you.
Again, that's sugarbearhair.com slash Sheena.
And now Colin Deaton is back.
Hi.
How was girl talk?
How was the party?
It was great.
I'm not going to know what happened until I listen back.
No.
You'll never know.
Colin's an idiot.
You'll literally never know.
You guys could have been
talking any number
of mean things.
No.
But now Savannah
has this weird blue thing
which is very cute.
Uh-huh.
See, and you're not
going to know what it is.
Wouldn't you like to know?
I actually would.
It's called sugar bear hair.
It's like the little gummies?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why my hair looks so good.
That's why my hair is literally
amazing. Yeah. Kim Kardashian
posted it. I was like, done. Sign me up.
I know. Anything she does,
I'll do. Like, she can do
no wrong. Although, on Sunday
night's episode, she was...
I don't have On Demand. Oh my god.
Savannah, you haven't watched it yet? No!
I haven't watched it for the past four years.
So, but have you seen the feud on Twitter?
Kind of.
I just don't know what's going on.
Yeah, Courtney and...
Basically...
Why am I the one that knows this, Savannah?
Kim wanted...
Because you were much girlier than you think you are.
Fair.
Is that true?
Is that true, too?
I mean...
Absolutely.
You're in touch with your feminine side.
Really?
You always talk about it.
You're like, the Bachelor or whatever.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
But then you're texting me constantly live updates.
Last night, all three of us are in a group chat live texting about the Bachelorette finale.
Yeah.
Which we're going to get into.
Okay, we'll get there.
We have so much to talk about.
You guys finish your Kardashian thing and I'll jump back in.
No, anyways, I really need to watch it.
You do. Because basically I heard that Kim is very frustrated because Kourtney wasn't willing to, like, make any time for the Christmas photo.
Yeah, it was like Kim had a meeting about her baby shower and her makeup line and these things that she couldn't reschedule.
And she was like, Kourtney, like, you don't do anything.
Right, right.
So why am I rescheduling my life around yours?
And it was this whole thing.
And then Kourtney was like,
sorry that my priorities are being a mom.
And then Kim was like,
sorry that you don't have a business
or anything you're passionate about.
You're the most uninteresting person
to look at in a photo.
Like, it was bad.
Oh my God.
And then she's like saying things to Khloe
and Khloe's sitting there.
She's like, oh my God.
Because Kourtney and Khloe were very close
when I was watching this.
And I think it's been like four years since I watched this show.
I mean, their first episode just like went off of the bank.
Are they still pretty close?
Or is it more Kim and Khloe?
I mean, they're ride or die.
They're sisters.
Right, right, right.
So they're always all going to be close.
But that is why Kardashians is by far my favorite reality television show because it's so real.
Like right after Kourtney stormed out,
there's a conversation.
Khloe called her and was like,
are you okay?
And then Kourtney's like,
you know, everyone's always asking,
like, what's your job?
What do you do?
And she's like, if I had one,
I wouldn't do the show.
And it's like,
they talk about the show on the show.
They've broken the fourth wall.
I think it is so fucking fascinating.
I love them.
They can do no wrong in my eyes. I mean, I think
they're the most amazing business
women. Oh, completely. They're all
drop-dead gorgeous.
And they all have such different lanes.
Every single one of them stands for something
different. They really do. I'm a Courtney guy.
Yeah. Big time. Oh, yeah.
End of the day, she's my girl.
And I don't think she's had any... I don't even think
she gets Botox. I don't think she's had any like I don't even think she gets Botox like I don't think
she's had any
work done at all
maybe that's why
she's just naturally stunning
if I had to pick
between three women
that would want
nothing to do with me
well there's five
there's Kendall and Kylie too
or do we not include them
well no
they're I mean
they're all sisters
okay well that makes
a difference
because Kendall
they're generous
Kendall would be
I guess
yeah but out of the Kardashians
you're saying Kourtney
yeah because she's not like fucking crazy.
In my opinion.
Yeah.
She's just a bitch, but it's like, hey, she owns it.
Yeah, which is cool.
And she's owned it since day one.
Exactly.
Like she's been the same person through and through.
I love them.
Yeah.
So, all right.
Should we get into Bachelor?
Do we want to talk a little more music? You know what? No. Let's do Bachelor. Before we get into Bachelor or do we want to talk a little more music?
You know what?
No.
Let's do Bachelor.
Before we get into Bachelor.
Nope.
No.
I'm not going to make you do acoustic yet.
We're going to end on an acoustic note.
We're going to end on a high note.
I do.
For those of you who haven't heard any Mowgli songs, I want to play you a little bit of
Real Good Life because I am obsessed with this song.
I love this song.
If you're having like a down day,
it's such an upper song.
My personal trainer had gone through a breakup
around like the same time as me
and we're both in Vegas
like bawling our eyes out to each other
eating my trainer, my personal trainer.
By the way, is your trainer single still?
Because so am I.
He likes boys.
Oh, that is always my issue.
So we're like eating like, or no, it wasn't tacos.
It was Jack in the Box tacos.
So good. Dip, dip, sweet and sour sauce.
Best Jack in the Box
menu item. That got me through college.
Got me through college.
Will, you need some wine, dude.
So we're eating our Jack in the Box and I was like,
you know what, I'm going to play you a song and you're going to
be happy when you hear this song.
So, you guys ready for it?
It's called Real Good Life by the Mowglies. We laugh it off with our purple teeth. Palm trees and the dirty streets.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there ain't no place I'd rather be.
I'd give up anything to be with you.
Nothing like blue skies and the rear view. And now it's 6 a.m. and we're still awake.
I'm feeling all right. no, I can't complain.
It's a real good life.
Yeah, it's a real good life.
Yeah, it's a real good life.
Cause I got you by my side And there's a sun in the sky
It's a real good life
It's just such a happy song, you know?
And I will say, like, I've never,
I mean, I've always been a huge just fan of music in general,
but I've never had, like, a moment in my life where I'm like,
oh my god, this song got me through this time in my life.
Until I was going through a divorce.
And the Mowgli's music, I'm good.
And so many of your songs, when I'm bawling my eyes out in my car,
like I'm going through a divorce, I would listen to the Mowgli's.
And no joke, if you guys are going through a breakup or any hard time in your life,
it's such happy music. And it really did get me or any hard time in your life, it's such happy music.
And it really did get me through the hardest time of my life.
That's awesome.
I love hearing that.
That's why I do this.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But I've never felt that way about any music I've been so passionate about other than y'all's.
I'll come back to this podcast anytime.
You know what I mean?
Just as long as you fix your hair.
What's happening?
It's kind of like alfalfa.
There you go.
I'm sorry.
I didn't give a shit face.
I have the two women in my life that are the closest friends to me that's giving me shit.
I love it.
I'm just on blast.
We got to keep you on your toes, you know?
Yep.
Love it.
Yep.
So, if you guys could collab with any person in music, who would it be?
Hold on.
Let's make this more interesting.
Let's make it more interesting. Answer each other's.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm going to answer yours.
Well, yours is the easiest thing in the world.
No, it's not even that. Yes, it is, Savannah. And I know what you're thinking.
But I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Oh, wait. Are you thinking of who I'm thinking?
Or are you thinking of who I'm really thinking?
So Savannah's would be Justin Timberlake. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it wouldn't be.
I wouldn't want to collab with him because I would have a heart attack.
You know what I mean?
I couldn't be alive.
No, but you could.
I couldn't.
You know who mine would be, and you're going to answer.
Oh, John Mayer.
Yeah.
Been there, done that.
Wish I could say the same!
They collabed.
Yeah, we collabed.
I don't know how much this is.
Back in 07.
To hear about this God your mom's
Looking at me
It's a little hot in here
It is
I just think he's brilliant
And also John Billion
You also knew that
Yes
Yeah
Collins would be
Julia Michaels
But you guys have
Worked together
We've
We've like
Well you know what
I take that back
And Savannah loves
Her song Jump
I know for for sure.
She thinks it's a banger.
It's insane that the song is so good.
Mine wouldn't be Julia.
Fetty Wap like four years ago.
Or Cardi B.
Anything in that.
He like loves this stuff.
I want to write Trap just because I do what I do.
And I'm so fascinated by like everything that's not what I do.
Yeah.
Like I want to like write Migos songs. Yeah. Oh, that's another one's not what I do. Yeah. I want to write Migos songs.
Yeah.
Oh, that's another one Migos.
I can see that.
I want to do Trap because I've been in the Moby's for 10 years, and I, you know.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of who else we've talked about.
Maybe, you know, here's my answer.
Okay.
Tu Visterke.
Oh, gosh.
That Swedish girl.
Colin literally loves this girl.
I don't even know who that is.
Oh, gosh. That Swedish girl.
Colin literally loves this girl.
I don't even know who that is.
She's a Swedish girl, and she's like my ultimate dream girl ever.
And she's like the best artist ever.
Okay.
Yeah, so that might be the one.
No, she's really great.
You've definitely seen her.
Not everyone knows about her.
She has billboards all over LA.
Her name is spelled Tove Styrke.
T-O-V-E-S-T-Y-R-K-E.
And she's amazing.
That might be the one.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
But whatever.
And both of you, you've worked with Tony from MKTO, right?
Yeah.
I'm laughing.
Savannah and him collaborated.
Oh, did you?
Like me and John Mayer collaborated?
No, not quite the depth of collaboration.
But yeah.
I met him one night, Colin and I.
Yeah, we raised all of us.
We were in Barney's.
Yeah.
But there was a song that came from that night.
It's Uber Driver.
Uber Driver.
It's an amazing song.
You'll never see the light of day.
No.
Probably not.
But it was a good night.
He's doing well.
He's doing well.
We won't get more into that.
We love him. We love him. Yeah. But it was a good night. He's doing well. He's doing well. We won't get more into that. We love him.
We love him.
Yeah.
Good.
But me and Savannah want to do a song together, like a duet song.
Yeah.
That should be cool.
Well, we're trying.
We're working on it.
We're working on it, and I think we're super close.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think you should.
Maybe that's our new band.
Yeah.
I mean, the Make Me cover.
You guys are so good together.
We need to send her.
She's hard to keep up with. Yeah. We need to send her. She's hard to keep up with.
We need to send her.
We could just play it right now.
What is it?
What?
No, we can't.
Do it.
Colin, get out your guitar.
I'm calling you out right now.
Get your guitar.
It's on the phone.
It's on the phone.
We literally just wrote it like two days ago.
Cool.
Well, I want to hear a little bit of it.
So get out your guitar.
Play me something.
I don't care. Play me something. Colin, play your song. Do it. Cool. Well, I want to hear a little bit of it. So get out your guitar. Play me something. I don't care.
Play me something.
Colin, play your song.
Do it.
Yeah.
You know, while you're
getting your guitar tuned up,
I'm going to talk to Savannah
about something else.
Okay.
So, girl, lipstick.
Love lipstick.
Yes.
A girl's got to have it.
And you can have
a perfect pal with
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I have a bunch.
You're gonna take some sugar bear hair home.
I'm gonna give you some Wet n Wild.
I'm gonna look so good tonight.
You're gonna look so good.
My hair's gonna be thick.
Yes.
My lips are gonna be plump.
Oh my god, totally.
Like, but be warned,
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You'll be turning heads all day long.
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They're not going to come off.
Looking to rock that bold red lip trend.
Is it matte?
Yes.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Okay.
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So you ready to show your wild side, Savannah?
Yes.
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Oh my God, I love it.
Yeah, girl.
I love it.
I've tried them myself, but I will tell you,
this highlight, stain, power, and intense color,
they have no business being available for such a great value.
Like, this is the kind of stuff you're going to pay a huge mark upon,
but not with Wet n' Wild.
So, you guys, get on it, or maybe I should say get it on your face.
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That's literally the price of a Quaffing.
I know. A Quaffing.
A Quaffing. A tall Frappuccino.
Wow. You can get your lips
on point, girl.
Will that get me a boyfriend? Maybe.
You know, hey, Jason
from Bachelorette.
What's up? Savannah?
If you're listening, dude, so
my girl wants to hang out
no
Colin
he slid into her DMs
last night
Colin
no he
he didn't slide
he
I offered him the opportunity
I posted a video
and then he
but you want him
to slide in
to you
I'm so
we all
for my sakes
we're gonna stop hearing
about this shit
I want
yeah
alright so
Colin's gonna play us a little acoustic.
Woo!
We're going to talk Bachelorette.
Ten.
All right.
I like Will.
I'm a big Will guy.
Yeah, Will's great.
He's amazing.
Thanks for the wine offer, by the way, but I'd have to crutch in there and then hold
it in one little T-Rex hand and crutch out.
I'll send one of my guys to you.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
I'll send it to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay. All right. So I feel like I need'll feed it to you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
All right.
So I feel like I need one more mic than this stuff for the guitar.
Okay.
Right?
And Will needs one.
Hey, Jim, can you hear me?
No.
It's all good.
Okay.
Do you want my microphone?
I don't know what I'm doing here.
So here's a song that I wrote, and my name's Colin.
Whatever.
Whatever. Whatever.
I twist and turn the days away.
Supplemental sex,
tangled mess,
hair,
arms,
and legs. But you're the one I call
when I want to know I still exist
Cause you make me feel like shit
Yeah, you're really good at it
But we sit in screaming circles
Talking politics and drugs
Which one matters most to us? Which one's just a front? But we sit and scream in circles, talking politics and drugs.
Which one matters most to us?
Which one is just a front?
But you go where the money goes.
We're just chasing love.
She wraps her arms around me.
Feel the muscles in her hips. hear her breath go short and thin.
That line's not about sex, by the way, everyone.
She takes a sip of wine, put some color on her lips.
She don't care what songs I wrote.
Yeah, she thinks It's all a joke
But you died a golden hurricane
You were blocking out the sun
But I saw a strange twist of fate
You up here, right back here
With us
But then you saw the sunrise
And the barrel of a gun
I hope for you
And death you trust
Cause this goddamn thing
Has come undone
Am I doing alright?
Yeah!
Woo!
Acoustic by Colin Deaton.
Love it.
Thanks.
You're amazing.
Wow, you should like
do that as a career.
I should think about that
yeah
you should like
make a living out of that
let me know if you need
any help
I got some
alright I will
I'll be in touch
I know some people
yeah
yeah
cool
great thanks Jess
so
the moment we've all
been waiting to talk about
yes
the bachelorette finale
last night
oh my god
the bachelor in paradise
night
okay
who are you most excited to see
on Bachelor in Paradise? Grocery store
Joe. Yeah. He's great.
I couldn't be more excited to learn more
about him, to see his face more often.
Can I say one thing before I do this? Just one
minute thing. Oh, I hope you're gonna give me
credit. My bachelorette, like
my thing I want to talk about which you can't talk about is
fucking below deck Mediterranean.
That's my show. Hannah is my girl. Okay, I want to meet her. I will introduce talk about is fucking Below Deck Mediterranean. That's my show.
Hannah is my girl.
Okay, I want to meet her.
I will introduce you. And I just want the world
to know that I love Below Deck
and let's keep going
on Bachelor.
He literally talks about that show.
It's my favorite show.
I know, I know.
Okay, cool.
Keep going.
But like also
you forgot to add
Savannah, give me your cup.
You forgot to add
that I am the reason
why you watch The Bachelor.
Like, I'm the reason why half of my friends watch The Bachelor.
Yeah.
The Bachelor should pay me for press because I am such a good publicist for them.
That's true.
The Bachelor should have me as their fucking bachelorette.
Oh, my gosh.
I would cry and go to heaven.
That's true.
Like, if you were the bachelorette, and then you could ask me to perform on it, and I would
say yes.
Oh, my God.
And then I would do it, and it would be amazing. And and I could date a few of the guys that you don't choose.
Yes, right?
Yeah.
If we don't make this happen, like, I am going to cry.
If anybody can make it happen, it's this girl.
Oh, my gosh.
You have to be the bachelorette.
How have I never thought of this?
You guys know that I have so many friends who have been on this show.
It's like, I collect bachelor, bachelorette friends.
I fucking love that show. The people on on the show. It's like I collect Bachelor Bachelorette friends. I fucking love that show.
The people on it are amazing.
It's gold.
So the first episode of this season, my other bestie Adam was over and we're watching it.
And I go, okay, now, just so you know, we're not scouting for who Becca's going to have.
We're scouting for who she's going to get rid of and who I contain.
Yeah, exactly.
Wills is going to be here next week.
Oh my gosh, you have
to ask him all of the hard work.
We hung out on Friday night. We went out dancing
and hopped around Venice and Santa Monica
and had so much fun. He is so dope.
I can't wait to have him on my show.
Oh my gosh. He seems like a great guy.
Do you think that he could be The Bachelor?
I mean, I hope not.
Okay, you're right. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, I think he he could be The Bachelor? I mean, I hope not. Okay, you're right, you're right.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
No, I think he definitely could be.
And I read, well, okay, there's a lot of buzz that Ben Higgins can be The Bachelor.
What?
Yeah.
No.
Everybody's.
No, no, no.
People are saying he's ready.
I know.
But people are saying Will's.
Everybody on this season is super fucking boring to me.
Just saying. I like this show
by the way
I liked Garrett
I think these guys
oh I think
hands down
from day one
I called Garrett
these guys are the two
most uninteresting guys
to me personally
I think Blake's amazing
Garrett and Blake
I disagree
really?
I think that
I think they both
had great personalities
really?
they were just two
completely opposite people
they were very different
they were so different
Blake was very like oh my gosh like I think they both had great personalities. Really? They were just two completely opposite people. They were very different. They were so different.
Blake was very, like, oh my gosh, like, emotional.
That Eagles shit was my favorite quote of any TV show ever.
Garrett and Beck had a very playful relationship. Wait, what was that?
I think I missed that part.
Dude, I have the-
He literally said-
I have, I can put it up to the speaker right now.
I don't know if he can play it.
No, I can, like, I can, like, make this, like, very radio.
I can put it up right now.
I filmed it.
And he goes, listen.
He goes, the Eagles fucking comment he made?
I think I missed that.
Whatever.
He goes, he goes.
He literally says.
You give me butterflies, but butterflies are a small feeling.
You give me Eagles.
Blake said that?
No, no, Garrett.
Oh, Garrett.
No, my favorite line is when Garrett said, I love the way she says bags.
I was like, what?
Bags.
But, like, they're really cute together.
And I think Becca has a goofy side.
And Garrett is perfect for that.
And, like, Blake is just, Blake seems really serious.
But he also seems like he would take such great care of a lady.
And I just, oh, my God.
Well, hey, he's still single.
I know. Savannah. Yeah, but, hey, he's still single, so.
I know.
Savannah.
Yeah, but, like, he should be the bachelor.
I think so, too.
I think he would be a good one.
I mean, everybody's saying Jason, but Jason shouldn't be the bachelor.
No, Jason should just date Savannah.
Can we talk about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
About what?
We're going to talk about that at Sir over dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're not talking about that here.
That could go all night long, Savannah talking about her love of Jason. Listen, it's just a minor impression. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not talking about that here. That could go all night long.
Savannah talking about
her love of Jason.
Right, right, right.
All right.
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Yep.
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I'm going to watch it.
You guys, this has been so much fun.
Yeah, let's go hang out more.
We're going to keep this going.
We're going to go have some Vanderpump Rose.
Can we bring the microphone?
At sir.
Yeah, we'll bring that.
I mean, I think your voice is loud enough.
We don't need them, Savannah.
True that.
Oh, my God, guys.
This is a real problem.
It's my favorite Savannah burn ever.
Oh, no.
No, I'm kidding.
Who are these two hot guys just walking in?
Right?
That guy's really hot.
Wait, they can hear us out there.
Cool.
Hi.
Who are you guys?
Whatever.
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We will have Wills from Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise here next week.
We have Lance Bass coming on soon.
I am so excited.
Oh, my God.
So excited.
Can I be here for this?
You can.
Can I be in the audience?
Yes, you can be in the audience.
Yeah.
Bring her back for that.
Yes.
I love that.
All right.
Thank you guys for listening.
Thank you for having us.
Can you tell everyone where they can find you on social media, Colin?
Internet, whatever.
It's Colin with one L.
Have you noticed every statement he makes is, or whatever.
At Colin Mobley.
Or whatever.
At Colin Mobley.
That's probably why Whatever Forever is one of my favorite songs by the Mobleys.
Which is tattooed on my arm, by the way.
Yes, it is.
That's my motto.
I almost got that tattooed on me.
You should.
I think I'm still going to.
I'll go with you to do it tonight.
Let's do it.
Tonight.
Tonight.
Shamrock.
Done.
Savannah, where can everyone find you?
The Real Savannah.
Boom.
On Instagram, Twitter.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Thanks for having us.
This is so fun.
This is one of my favorite ones they've done.
This was really fun.
We could talk for another hour.
Oh my gosh.
It feels like it's been 15 minutes.
We gotta wrap it up. I know. Fine. Whatever. People are waiting for another hour. Oh my gosh. It feels like it's been 15 minutes. We got to wrap it up
I know people are waiting for the studio. I mean
All right. Thank you guys for listening
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