Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Single Girls Guide to the Holidays

Episode Date: December 18, 2018

Scheana talks with single friends Hayley and Jessica about how best to handle your single-dom during the Holiday season. What kind of gifts are best? How do you handle theme parks? Learns the tips and tricks of how to be happily single for the holidays. It's Single Bell Rock! Plus, Scheana shares a very important life update! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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New podcast episodes are available Thursdays at 4 p.m. Subscribe now on the Apple Podcast app, Google Play, Spotify, iHeartRadio app, or at kddmediacompany.com. All right, so holidays are here, Christmas shopping. I'm sure you guys have a ton of people to buy for, and I want to tell you about a store that I used to go to with one of my friends from high school. I've always been on the petite side.

She's always been on the curvier side. So growing up together, we would always love doing shopping together, but we had to go in different stores. I would go into, you know, like a Forever 21 or Charlotte Roos, and she always liked going to tour it at the mall. So this store, you guys, it's a fashion brand for women who wear sizes 10 to 30. They have everything from jeans to intimates to cute dresses and tops toward focuses on designs and styles that are fit to perfection for your body for real curvy women. So it's not for us petite chicks. It's for you curvy girls with great asses,

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And I have a single girl's guide to getting through the holidays for all of my single ladies out there. I have two of my girls who are in my West Side Babes group chat. All of my girlfriends who live on the West Side are single, so it's awesome because all my relationship friends are in West Hollywood, but I'm like, nah, single single girls It's all about the West Side. So please welcome Haley and Jess Hi Yeah, no, thanks for doing this I like to not always do such an interviewee thing and I like to do some like

Topic podcasts and just talk and have some fun girl time. Love it. So I have so many things I'm gonna tell you guys about a few cool things that you might not know about me talk and have some fun girl time. Love it. So I have so many things. I'm going to tell you guys about a few cool things that you might not know about me. And then I'm just going to get you girls through the holidays and no depression. We are not going to be depressed during the holidays. We are going to have fun. We're going to open presents. We're going to buy presents.

We're going to go shopping. We're going to kiss a random under the mistletoe and when the clock strikes 12. Loving it. Loving it. We have Janet here who I'm not letting co-host today because she is in a very happy relationship and this is only for the single girls. What we look up to. Yes. Yes. We call her in Salem mom and dad.

But she's going to help us with a game to get us started with this shenanigans. So you girls ready? Let's go. Let's do it. Okay. So I've put together some good qualities in men that would be like a dream man type situation.

And then I'm going to throw a red flag on them. So you guys have to tell me if despite the red flag, you would still go on a date with this person. Okay. And this game is called red flags. If you guys want to purchase it. Super fun. Okay, so he is the best smelling person in the world, loves to laugh,

believes you are the most attractive person he's ever seen, but he's still really into MySpace. Is MySpace even still a thing? Is it still a website? If it is, he's into it. You know what? I would forget that.

No one would even know he was on it. Yeah. I mean, kept on the DL. Especially if it's for music. I mean, MySpace and music, it's not a deal breaker. He's artsy. Yeah, not a deal breaker. Artsy, yes. Oh my god. Okay. Alright, guys. Slim Pickens out there,

apparently. Alright. Next one. He is a super model. F fiercely loyal, loves you unconditionally, but calls you by his ex's name every single time. Oh, God, no. None. Absolutely not. No. It's a no.

But he loves you unconditionally. I don't care. Clearly not. There was another one I wasn't even a fan of in that. Supermodel. Fiercely loyal or supermodel? I'm not dating a supermodel. Yeah.

No, thank you. No. Okay. okay okay that guy's gone um next one he is supportive spontaneous and fun completely blind to all of your flaws but has three foot fingernails oh god no nope no how does he put the fingers in you she know what the heart question toenails oh my god oh yeah fingernails might be worse would you do it for the toenails that toenails or did it just say no fingernails oh no there was toenails if it was toenails is that okay no that's disgusting a guy needs literally cannot wear short either no always have man not even oh my god i can't stop picturing it i'm like, like, nauseous now.

But you know how even sometimes, like, guys will have, like, one long nail, and I'm like, is that your drug nail? Like, what is that? I don't understand. You'll get the angle on it. I don't know. It's disgusting. No.

Long nails, dirty nails. Not happening. Out. Okay. Red flag. There we go. Okay, how about makes you feel secure, always gives you the perfect gifts, is driven, but can only have conversations through puppets.

Nope. No, that's creepy. That is some weird fetish that I don't want to be a part of. But you guys are okay with my space. You guys are okay with my space for the record. You guys totally get through that. Okay. All right.

Interesting. Okay. Next one. Last one. Really into wine, loves to cuddle, you'll never have to work while you date them. But he sells homemade pubic hair wigs. Nope. Oh.

Well, I don't want to explain that to my family, to my friends. The last two were deal breakers. So you're okay with explaining to family and friends that he's on MySpace, but not that he sells wigs. No one even knows what MySpace is anymore. Pubic hair wigs. Not just normal wigs. Pubic hair. Where is that coming from?

Read his good qualities again. I'm not cool with the pubic hair wigs, but what have. Where is that coming from? Read his good qualities again. I'm not cool with the pubic hair wigs, but what have you just said? He's an entrepreneur. He has a wig company. They're called Merkins, and they use them in movies. Oh, no. I just let you guys know. All right.

There's a real name. Will, do you have a Merkin? I do have a side pubic hair wig company. Merkins are us. He's like, damn it. Can't go for any of these single girls. They a side people care wig company. Merkins are us. He's like, damn it, can't go for any of these single girls. They're not into

my wig business. I mean, it does, one of his qualities is you never have to date or you never have to work while you date them. So he must be doing well.

I didn't know there was a market out there for. No, but I like working. Yeah, I know. I wouldn't want to. The last two were

deal breakers. No, like I'm not going to be the stay at home mom. I would be fine with the man being a stay at home dad, but i want to work like you got to have your own life too yeah speaking of being a stay-at-home mom which i will never be but no i want to tell all of my listeners and you girls what i did this morning and this is going to start to be a regular topic

on my podcast as i'm going through this process because I am an advocate for it. So I met with Dr. Gadeer this morning at Southern California Reproductive Centers, and I'm starting the process to freeze my eggs. Oh, that's exciting. I'm so excited. That's awesome. Yeah. Jenna's trying to sneak in. I'm like, I'm not allowed to talk.

You're dismissed. I have two single ladies to be. You're dismissed. Go keep my mom company. I actually will go keep your mom company. Happily. Love you. You'll be back next week with Dani Pellegrino. Can't wait. Bye, Dani.

Nice. So, yeah, so I went this morning. I got all of my blood work done. That'll take like a week to come back and then assuming everything's good, then the next steps start. I have to get like ultrasounds and then assuming everything's good then the next steps start i have to get like ultrasounds and then i have to do the hormone shots and apparently the retrieval process is only like 20 minutes you're sedated you're not like put under general anesthesia and they're

telling me assuming everything is going to be going well that hopefully by the end of january this can all be done. Wow. Yes. That's awesome. Yeah. So no, exactly. And I'm like, I just want to go into the new year knowing that I've done this and I'm doing it the right way. I'm 33.

I'm going to be 34. I'm single as we're talking about single during the holidays. So I'm like, what better way to spend the holidays than by just injecting myself with hormone shots. But at least, you know, it's like you'll be around family and friends. Like, I'm not going to be depressed. I think it's a good time. So I'm just like

fingers crossed that we can get the ball rolling. And then I really want to go to Australia in February. So I'm like, I don't I can't be doing this while I'm traveling. Start the year off with it and then get the ball rolling with everything else. Good, I'm happy for you thanks so i'll be posting about it on my snapchat on my insta story you guys will be able to follow

my journey because we're not filming vanderpump rules now we're on air but um it will all be documented on my social media so anyways but one thing i found out i cannot do anymore which i'm going to tell you girls about because i have so many at my house that I'm going to have to take a break from taking. Oh. So have you seen when you've been over? I have bottles of these things called Sunday Scaries like all over my apartment. Oh, yeah. I feel like I've seen them.

I think so, yeah. So they're these CBD gummies. They have no THC whatsoever, but they help with anxiety. So I asked my doctor this morning. I go, but I can still like, because he goes, no weed, no alcohol, like that stops today. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, pump the brakes, dude. What do you mean today? Like, I'm just getting blood work done. He's like, you need to just I'm like, I'm not a big partier. I'm like, yes, I do smoke weed, like nightly. But he just said, you know, start detoxing your body today. So I'm going that but with the detox i'm gonna have to take

a break from my sunday scaries so i can pass them on to you for the next few weeks but no so i love these i started taking them um a couple months ago i take a couple in the morning and instead of i'm i don't want to be on anxiety medication forever so i'm trying to find more natural remedies. And this has been the best. So they provide a calm, clean sense of relief and mild euphoria, but they don't get you high. They're all natural. They are formulated with 10 milligrams of a broad spectrum of isolate CBD as well as vitamins B12, D3 for mood boosters.

And they're great for any of our meal plans because they don't have any of our meal plans because they don't have any gluten, dairy, yeast, egg, soy, or peanuts. Perfect. I'm telling my mom about those. Yes. I know. Janet's mom was listening a couple weeks ago.

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There's gummies and sour gumdrops, and they're bomb. So, there you go. All right. So last night I was at Disneyland, and I was there with one of my, like, best guy friends. We had so much fun. But, you know, it's like you're walking around. You see, like, all these couples and all this.

You're like, ugh. Holding hands. Exactly. But I was like, you know what? Tomorrow we're going to do a podcast that's going to get my single ladies through the holidays. So my number one thing I wrote down, which I'm doing Monday. I hope you both come.

I'm making enchiladas. Oh, yeah. Throw a holiday party, ladies. Like, you guys just did one last week. Yeah, yeah. Tell me about it because I missed it, unfortunately. I know. I was at the Chargers game.

We missed you. Yeah, it's just it because I missed it, unfortunately. I was at the Chargers game. We missed you. Yeah, it's just a fun way to get all your friends together. We had everyone wear their pajamas. Gosh, we had jello shots all around. Oh, my God. I'm making a note. Mom, are you out there? Are you listening?

Jello shots for Monday. Yes. We named them a little better with your tips this time. Yeah, I remember our really failed ones. Oh, my God. Yes. We froze them. We put too your tips this time. Yeah, I remember our really failed ones. Oh, my God, yes. We froze them. We put too much water. Oh, yeah, you know.

We've come a long way. So when you guys are making jello shots, I'm going to give you a tip for your holiday parties. You do equal parts scolding hot water to equal parts alcohol. Important tip. I like to do Malibu rum. I think that tastes the best with them. So I think it's two cups hot water and then two cups alcohol and one packet of Jell-O not two cups

hot water two cups cold water and two cups of alcohol that does not work FYI don't do that no you're simply replacing the cold water with alcohol of your choice like I said I think Malibu rum tastes the best it goes with any flavor Jell-O but yeah so throw a holiday party have a Of your choice. Like I said, I think Malibu rum tastes the best. It goes with any flavor Jell-O.

But yeah, so throw a holiday party. Yeah. Have a theme. Get your friends together. The theme was fun. Everyone got like, some people didn't know each other and it was great to get everyone from different groups together. Yeah. Bringing together friends from, you know, from different places.

And I mean, we had people going around being like, oh, I just met this person. We were connected through here. It's just a fun way to bring everyone together. Yeah. And that's kind of how we met was through an ex at a party. And here we are now all single and very happy. And it's so much better without them. Here we are.

All right. Also, if you're hosting the holiday party, think like maybe have everyone else in theme but like just so you like feel good about yourself and confident like maybe like a sexy Santa outfit you know like a sexy Mrs. Claus or something like that. Most is what the most is gotta show the most. Exactly

Most is what the most is show I'm trying to think I'm like to think. I'm like, okay, where is my sexy Santa outfit? I don't know. It might be in my Halloween box. It might be in my Christmas box.

It's probably somewhere in storage. I'm going to have to get that before Monday. We went with matching hostess outfits since we live together. Matching sweatsuits. It wasn't as sexy as us. No, I tucked mine in. It was a very good look. But that's cute. And they said naughty and nice.

So, you know, we were throwing it up in the air. Which one are we? And then we go to Gaslight to karaoke. You girls didn't remember seeing me. Karaoke does not start until 8 o'clock. We'll never forget this. When you show up,

it's a little quiet in there when there's no karaoke. A little bit, yeah. Especially on a Sunday. Yeah. I came straight from the Chargers game. I guess, you know what, I didn't realize it was my last weekend of drinking for a while. But you know what, I'm so glad I went as hard as I did on Sunday.

There you go. Because... And no better place to do it than Gaslight. No. So I'm volunteering to be a sober driver for the next like six to eight weeks for anyone okay we'll hit you up you know i i have a two-seater if it's just one of you and then i have my suv for a group so uber x and xl yeah yes exactly all in one and i just you know i'll accept tips but just kidding um so last night i was just looking at um in like the disney stores they

have all these cute like sweaters and stuff but it's like so many ugly sweaters are just cute now yeah yeah but they do have like some not at disneyland but they have like some like sexy type of ones and so i was like just like googling like ugly sweaters because i'm like maybe i'll do that for a theme but then maybe i'll do Santa like I don't know I haven't decided yet I probably should let people know because it's in like five preparation yeah it's in like five days but I found these adorable Drake Christmas sweaters oh that seems very on point for you I'm one of them to Santa do you love me yeah that's amazing but I feel like it should have said Frosty do you love me you That's amazing. But I feel like it should have said Frosty, do you love me? You know, because it's like Kiki.

I change it to Shishi. Just make your own. Yeah, so I got that one. And then I had another one. It's like, I know all about that sleigh bell bling or something like that. Oh, yeah. But yeah, it was cute. So I might be in one of those Monday, too.

Jess has some knee-high Santa socks. So, you know, pair that with a sweater. I do, too. Oh, wow. We can match. Yeah, are they cute. So I might be in one of those Monday, too. Well, Jess has some knee-high Santa socks. Oh, yes. So, you know, bear that with a sweater. I do, too. Oh, wow. We can match. Yeah. Are they, like, striped?

Yeah. Yes. Like candy cane? Yeah. Like all the way up? Mm-hmm. I have those, as well. Yes.

I actually didn't get them for Christmas. I was Raggedy Ann for Halloween once. So just repurpose them. Yeah, I like that. Creative. Definitely. I mean, I think that's why my Santa outfit might be in my Halloween costume, because it's still a costume.

Yeah. And then some people do, like, winter and summer parties and... Yeah. Yeah. Christmas in July. Yeah. Something like that. Right?

So, tip number one, host a party, make jello shots. Yep. Two cups of hot water, two cups of alcohol. Yeah. I'm part of alcohol. Also, speaking of Disneyland, I think going to an amusement park, it was so much fun. Because it's like, yeah, you know, you're walking around and you see all these couples and families. And you're like, oh, maybe one day.

But it didn't depress me at all. I was just like, I'm here with my friends. I don't have a stroller I'm pushing. Like, I don't have to worry about, like, only going on the kids' rides. And at the holiday times, like, everywhere is decorated so awesome. Like, Disneyland, they had a tree at California Adventure. They have a tree at Disneyland. They had the fireworks show at the castle.

Oh, my God. It's my favorite. We need to go. I know. I haven't been during Christmas. It's my favorite. And then they turn the Haunted Mansion. They started at Halloween and then it goes through the new year. They turn it into Nightmare Before Christmas.

Oh, awesome. That's fun. That's really cool. So we went. We were able to go on every single ride. And also, I am an annual pass holder. I go monthly. However, I've learned some tricks of the trade.

Okay. Disney people don't listen. So a lot of the rides have single riders and we're like, okay, look like let's just go single riders. So you get, they give you like either a pink or a red card and you hold it. You go like the opposite way out of the end of the line. And then when you're standing there, sometimes the lines just start to merge and everyone who doesn't know this, but're just holding they're like hi i'm a single rider like they're holding their ticket up and i just kind of scooted around them like single riders were like oh no it's two of us like okay this way we waited not even 10 minutes for indiana jones oh my god that's a good wow sneaky but i like it they were at 84, my God. And the only ride we ended up waiting for was because we had two fast passes.

And we're like, we have an hour to kill. So we're like, we'll just wait for Haunted Mansion. Oh, yeah. You can only get so many fast passes at once. But that is the trick. So single rider, they're like, oh, your party might be separated. You're like, yeah, okay. I know how this works.

You can do that on cars. Oh, yeah. That one's always on. this works you can do that on cars um what else did we do that on there were a couple rides we did this on but it worked and it was so much fun so good tip just a little tip but also have you guys been to universal during the holidays not during the holidays but i went uh during the summer so very different but yeah it's amazing so i'm going to city walk tonight because City Walk is also like the Grove. If any of you were in LA, the Grove, they have Santa's sleigh in the sky. They have Santa's workshop.

You can take photos with Santa, but also at City Walk, they have just gorgeous decorations, a huge tree and inside the park at Universal, like Harry Potter World and all of that. Oh my God. It's so much fun. So I definitely recommend going to an amusement park. Don't let all the families depress you. Just realize that you only have to worry about

getting yourself on the ride, especially if you're a single rider. Yeah, another perk of being single you can use the tip or you can just go by yourself and you don't have to wait in the line. Yeah, you can literally be a single writer. Pun intended. I'm so cheesy.

Another thing that I wrote on my list that I think would be good is to volunteer. Whether that's at like a children's hospital, a homeless shelter, like something that just puts your life back in perspective. If you're feeling down, it's like things could always be worse. Definitely. So I think helping out at any type of charitable cause, especially, I mean, year round, but especially at the holidays, I think is something that can just help people be like, you know what? Okay.

It could be worse. And I think that's kind of like a mood booster. Helping makes you happy. I mean, I, I'm just a caretaker caregiver like that's just my personality so i love helping people like at christmas my favorite thing is not opening presents it's wrapping them like the other night i just sat on my floor and granted every present was for adam because he's the only person i've shopped for so far but i was like i did like a snapchat i'm like i'm having so much fun wrapping presents because i'm like i bought him things that like i'm gonna get so

excited when he opens it yeah that's a better feeling than opening your own present because i finding the right thing for someone is so much if it's your mom your dad your brother sister friend it's so fun to see them open it or Or if you, like, foster a family or something like that. Not foster a family. You, like, adopt a family. I mean, yeah. I know. I knew what you meant. Thank you.

Taking in kids for the holidays. Like, they're dogs. Jazz. Jeez. Our apartment's not that big. Haley comes home. Jessica's family at the table. Just really trying to help out.

I mean, I don't think you would be surprised. No, I wouldn't. Yeah. So, you know, volunteering I think can be good. Pick up a good book. Get some reading. We have actually been talking about starting a book club. Yeah.

Right. Oh, my God. We did talk about this. Okay. So, I am not the best with reading it reminds me i mean i i i can read i'm not a literal no i clarify i can read however i just i tend to be a slow reader because my mind is always occupied with other things and i'm like reading and then i'm like distracted wait what did i just read and then i'm like listening to the song playing or the tv so I've been trying to be

better about reading books and last year for Christmas which I still haven't finished Adam got me this book it's called you are a badass by Jen Sincero and it's just like um kind of like a self-help book but it's funny she cusses in it. She tells a bunch of personal stories about growing up and whatnot. And I think those type of books around the holidays can be great. But other books around the holidays, food is a holiday. Food, eating. Chrissy Teigen, are you guys as obsessed with her as I am? Obsessed.

Love it. So she literally is like our number one fan. That's amazing. I'm going to put this out there. i texted her the other day and i haven't heard back yet so i'm a little but her but i know she's got stuff going on she's got her family and all of that but i'm like you are my dream guest on my podcast oh my god so i'm i'm gonna probably bug her a little more i, well, you gave me your phone number. So, but she has a new book coming out. So it's called Cravings Hungry for More. Yes, we are. And I know she has one cooking book out already.

I don't know if she has more than one, but this is the new one. So you guys ready to hear about this? Tell us. All right. So, you know, it's a life of pancakes that remind you of blueberry pie, eating onion dip, your glam squad, banana bread that breaks the internet, and a little something called Pad Thai Carbonara. Oh my goodness. Whoa, that's like merging my two favorite car language.

Uh-huh. So after two years of parenthood, falling in love with different flavors, and relearning the healing power of comfort food, this book is like Chrissy's new edible diary. Healing Power of Comfort Food, this book is like Chrissy's new edible diary. So there are recipes for quick as a snap meals, recipes for lighter, brighter, healthier-ish living, and recipes that, well, are going to put you to bed, you know, like holding your belly full. The best kind. Yes. And it will have you hungry for more, as the title says. So check out Chrissy Teigen's cravings hungry for

more book which is out now and get some cooking eat it's holidays it's like the time where you can like really cheat yeah and not feel bad about it no shame no because it's like well it kind of started Thanksgiving it started before Thanksgiving started about July. Yeah. Like, I mean, yeah, when I, I moved to Vegas last year during the holiday. So I was there in December. I literally drove there on Christmas with my sister. And I just kind of took that as well. You know, I'm living somewhere else, so many good restaurants and I just ate my way 10 pounds heavier. So for, um, the month of November, my trainer challenged me to do like a carb cycling meal plan until Thanksgiving. So it's like what I did, by the way, you are looking amazing. Thank you. So I've accidentally lost five pounds. I'm

not trying to lose any weight. I hate when that happens. I'm trying to just tighten in tone. So I'm like, I'm going to need to start introducing more carbs back into my diet because I'm not trying to lose any more weight. I wasn't trying to lose any to begin with. But in Vegas, I put on a lot of unhealthy weight. And then summer, we're filming all summer. We're traveling, like we're drinking. And it just, I was not in the best shape going into fall. So November, I started doing carb cycling. And for those of you who are wanting to lose weight, when I originally started this plan, I did three days no carbs, one day healthy carbs. And healthy carbs are like brown rice, quinoa, yams, corn tortillas because I need my tacos. I was like, you can take a lot of things from me.

Don't take my tacos. Nope. So that's how I started out. But now that I'm not trying to lose weight, I'm doing one day on, one day off. On the days that I'm not doing carbs, not supposed to have any alcohol. Not gonna lie, I don't think Seth is gonna listen to this, but

I've cheated a couple times because Tito's doesn't have carbs. Yeah, it's gluten free. Yeah. So. So you're not cheating then. No. But I was like, well, maybe if I just don't eat carbs today and I drink Tito's, but he's like, alcohol turns into sugar, which turns into whatever. Technicality.

The science behind it, I don't know. Yeah. But also, speaking of reading and health, my trainer, Seth Browning, does have an e-book coming out soon about all of my diet fitness tips and all of that. So I'm going to let him announce that. But that is coming soon. It has a ton of amazing tips for all you ladies. And I think there might even be some stuff in there for the boys because he's a boy.

But, you know. So, yeah. And then, so I'm at the doctor this morning. And they were saying, they go go we tell most of our patients to not have carbs during this time and i'm like okay well i'm having enchiladas on monday so you're not taking that away from me monday is a carb day but i'm like okay i'm giving up alcohol starting today i'm not smoking and thankfully i don't get the munchies so that's a good thing but i'm like okay i'm giving that up as well starting today and because I'm already on this carb cycling plan she was like well if you're just doing like healthy carbs every other day or every few days like that's

fine so I was like thank God because I I already suffered from anxiety now you're taking away my comfort my carbs my weed my alcohol she's like well you know if you need to take a Xanax like if you have like one of those anxiety attacks like i i have that as needed i maybe take it once a month but i know that that's there and then i was like okay let's get down to the most important question can i have sex yes so not during the 10 to 12 days of doing shots because you're literally making yourself fertile. And she said that like there have been patients who ended up pregnant with like quadruplets. Oh, wow.

Because they didn't listen. So I'm like, I think I can do 12 days. I don't think that'll scare me enough. I'm good. But I'm like, he knows who he is. I'm like, well, you know, this is the only stress relief I'm going to get for the next month. So I'm going to need you on call. He's like, don't worry.

I got you. Give him a little beeper. Said, I'll cook for you and you can. You have a code word. Relieve my stress. Yeah. So, yeah. Books.

And next I put on here. Yeah, books. And next I put on here. So a few weeks ago I had a woman on my show. Her name's Emily Morse. She's a sex doctor, relationship specialist. And she brought me this goodie bag, which I have not used the toy part of it yet. Oh, boy. But when I was doing some research last night about just, like, what some women's favorite things

to do during the holidays when they're single is to masturbate. So buy yourself a new sex toy if that's what you're into, you know? Like, get yourself a rabbit for Christmas. Like, pull it out of an Amazon box. I don't know because I don't do it. But do you?

I have not. I can't say I'm not interested in it. Yeah. But I haven't explored that yet i haven't either and i'm a lot older than you it's just okay see i'm not the only weirdo no yeah i i have not no it's just it's just not my thing and like janet's out there like you're crazy i'm like relationship girl like goes ham with the vibrator and i'm like, relationship girl, like, go as a ham with a freaking vibrator. And I'm like, you know, it's just not for me. But for those of you who are into that, I think that could be a nice present to buy yourself during the holidays.

Yeah. So that's just a little thing. But I will say, there were some other things that she gave me in that little package that I have tried. There's this, like, bomb lube that I guess helps you orgasm. I don't know, I was on top, it was great. There's also this stuff that you put like in your mouth, like if you have like cotton mouth or you just like want a better taste

and you put like a few pumps in that and it just like, it literally like hydrates your mouth and it just makes everything taste better. So, yes. Okay. So, these are all good things. If you want to go back, you guys, and listen to the podcast I did with Emily, you can hear all of her recommendations. Also, I'm doing her podcast later. Or it's her SiriusXM show.

So, I'm doing that later. I'm sure she's going to have a bunch more tips for me. But I just like, you know, not just the tip, but I just like the real thing. I would rather have that than a toy. I'm afraid it will ruin it. You know, like what if the toy is too good and then that's what I'm scared of. Yeah, see, that's a good point. I don't want to be better at doing that.

I want someone else to do it to me yeah and yeah i mean i've had the best sex of my life this year so i'm like i just want to keep that going congrats to the lucky man congratulations wow yeah no again you know who you are he's not listening but um no it was just like because it was like a connection on like more than just a sex level that was just like whoa this is amazing and then she's like telling me oh try this and i'm like no no but i don't want to ruin what i have going for me right now yeah you're telling me you can get better yeah so i'm gonna just stick to good old-fashioned sex for now and i don't know maybe maybe in the new year that will be one of my new year's resolutions is to masturbate.

I don't know if that's a good resolution to have or not, but try it out in Australia, in Australia. Right. And then I get, watch, I get pulled over at TSA because the shape of this, literally I have this speaker,

like a Bluetooth speaker I travel with. And every time, like now I know to pull it out of my carry-on suitcase because it's shaped, I don't want to use the word bomb, but it just has an interesting shape that always flags TSA. So imagine I have that with like a dildo or something. They're going to be like, great. Sounds like a good trip. So that's why you're going to Australia.

Yeah. You know, get some thunder from down under. I didn't get enough in Vegas. What are you ladies doing for New Year's? For New Year's. Oh, see, that's also a different one. Like, especially being single. New Year's always has this, like, you want it to be the best night ever.

And it's always so worked up to be this thing. And I think I'd rather just spend it with the girls and do something fun with your friends. And I don't need to be like, who am gonna kiss at me yeah exactly and it's like so much pressure on it for no reason it's just a day just a night yeah yeah it's like you're going into a new year but it's literally just another day yeah we don't need to put all these expectations on it no yeah and then you know what if like someone random or special shows up and they're under the mistletoe or when the fireworks go off at midnight,

I won't be mad. But like, don't go into it with their expectations. And don't be depressed about it because it's a new year and starting that doing you I think is the best way. That's what I did last year going into the new year. I was recently out of a relationship. I moved

to Vegas. i did a show i just did me and then you know trippin dale's and magic mike shows but it was just it was great to go into the new year single and i was like i'm gonna make 2018 a year about myself despite any rumors that are out there about robbie or adam or i don't whoever else it's like i i've dated a lot this year as you girls know. And there's nothing wrong with that. No. But I'm not in a relationship.

And I have not been in a relationship since last August. I made it a point this year. I said, I'm staying single for the rest of this year. Summer, which I don't want to give it away. But like summer, things like started to maybe take a turn. But then we're like, no, no, no, no, no. Like we're not doing this. Like I like no i'm staying single next year who knows 2020 but i'm like that's why right now too i want to go into the new year freezing my eggs because i'm like that is just

doing me i know that for my future it's the best insurance you could have and i don't know if i'm gonna get married again you know I am divorced I don't know that that person is gonna come along I'm optimistic I'm not closed off to it I don't have like my walls up however I'm like you know and also I don't even know for certain that I want to have kids one day like I'm not that woman who's like I need to have a kid for my life to be complete I know that I might want one one day, especially I think it would be very selfish of me to not do this while I can afford it, while I have the time, while I'm 33. Because I'm like, what if I meet the love of my life when I'm 39? Yeah, you're giving yourself the option.

Yeah. The option takes the pressure off of you. And I think starting off the new year with like something so about you is putting it out there in the world that 2019 is all about Sheena. Yes. I think it's empowering. And so I'm going to keep spreading the word to my ladies that if you can afford it, you're at that age, I highly recommend doing it because you never know. I mean, I could die tomorrow.

I could meet the love of my life when I'm 45. I don't know. But I just think it is a very smart thing to do. It, of course, can get costly and then there's in vitro and all of that but for those of you who have the means I highly recommend it I think it is so smart especially for all the single girls out there because you never know when or if the right guy is gonna come along so that's just my my little PSA campaign for freezing your eggs. I like it. Do it if you can.

Okay. Next thing I put on my list is to take a trip, whether solo or as a group of girlfriends. Yeah. Like I'm planning on going to Australia. And as of now, I'm going alone. I'll probably bring my publicist with me because I'm going to do like some work out there because our show is airing out there and it's popular on Foxtown Arena but um I'm like you know at this I'm okay just going by myself like I just want to explore a new place anyone who wants to come welcome to jump on the trip don't know what it's going to cost but I'm saving up now so I'm just like I

think taking a trip with a good group of friends, especially around the holidays, is a good thing to do. Or go by yourself. Have new experiences. It's a great reset. I think going and exploring somewhere new is a chance for you to learn a little bit more about yourself. And being in a new place that you don't know and you're kind of uncomfortable, that's bound to bring up some self-reflection. Yeah. That's how you grow.

Totally. You like to be uncomfortable. Yeah. That's how you grow. Totally. You have to be uncomfortable. Yeah. And I think that also, I mean, when I was single, how old is Penny Lane? She's like nine now. But back when I first lived by myself, I was single. It was like around the holidays. And I was just like, I feel like I need like a companion, not a boyfriend, not a roommate, but I got a cat. Yeah. And almost 10 years later, like, like i mean she's and i have salem too now but it's like you know if you are feeling lonely and depressed and again you have the means and the time to take care of an animal adopt an animal and if you want a dog go to vanderpump

dogs if you're in l.a i'm going on friday you are yes my office we're doing like our whole office is going to like go take care of the dogs walk them oh my god yeah my God. Yay. Yeah, I'm going Friday. That's awesome. But I think that's good, too. Just, you know, get a pet. I have my stocking, and then I have the two little ones for the cats. Love it. Call me the crazy cat lady. I don't care.

I'm not lonely ever at home because they annoy the fuck out of me sometimes. Like, Salem has had this thing recently where it's, like, 7, 8 a.m., and he's just like, meow, meow. And he's, like, hitting me with his paw, and I feel bad. I had to, like, shove him off the bed the other day. and he's like, and he's like hitting me with his paw and I feel bad. I had to like shove him off the bed the other day because I'm just like, dude, I'm not, you're on a sleep schedule of 20 hours a day you sleep.

Four hours a day you bug me, 20 hours a day you sleep. So like, just not before 10 a.m., please. Not before 10 a.m. That's too funny. Also, a spa day or spa night. Yes. Definitely. Love a spa. Even if it's a.m. That's too funny. Also, a spa day or spa night. Yes.

Definitely. Love a spa. Even if it's DIY. Yes. To get together, do some face masks. Yeah. Or go to a spa. Or they have, like, the Soothe app where they come to your apartment.

Oh, is that, like, the massages? Yes. Oh, I want to try that. Yeah, but you can do, like, they have, I know, like, Priv does, like, makeup and stuff, but then Soothe, you have massages and facials and, like, have your girls over. Have, like, a face mask massage party. Yeah. Like, I think that's a fun thing to do, too.

That's amazing. Yeah. I'm into that. So, that was another thing on my list of things to do. What are some of your favorite holiday movies? Hands down, mine is The Holiday. Yeah. With Cameron Diaz.

Yeah. Love that one. That's definitely a great one. I'm always going to be a big supporter of Elf. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. I haven't watched that yet. Oh, my God.

I need to. Wait. You've never watched it? Or just not this year? No. Just not this year yet. Oh, no. I watch it usually five times right now.

What is it? December 12th? We're recording this right now. I usually would have watched it at it usually five times by now. What is it? December 12th, we're recording this right now. I usually would have watched it at least like five times by now. But I haven't been home a lot. And then last night, I get home from Disneyland. My TV is frozen on Bravo, of course. Of all channels, I'm like, screw you, Bravo.

It's just like Vanderpump Rules. It's just frozen. Like, literally, I try and change the channel. Nothing. Turn the TV off. the tv off nothing unplug it unplug nothing so i currently can't even watch tv until spectrum comes out tomorrow morning but it's fun to deal with netflix oh i have a laptop i can watch elf tonight the cats are watching when you're not home yeah i always like to leave the tv on because i also like to come

home to noise i do the same in hotel rooms i always leave the lights leave the TV on because I also like to come home to noise. I do the same in hotel rooms. I always leave the lights or the TV on because then it's just, like, welcoming. But I've been leaving it on holiday music, and I guess it was, you know, Monday night was Vanderpump Rules, and then Tuesday morning it was still Vanderpump Rules on the TV. And I come home to Frozen, Vanderpump Rules. And it wasn't even, like, any of us frozen on the TV. It was just, like, the kitchen at Sir. It was just, like, paused Sir. It was just like paused. So, yeah.

Another fun thing. Oh, wait. Back to holiday movies. Okay. Elf, you said, and The Holiday. See, my favorite, and even though I'm single, is Love Actually. Love that one. Absolutely a classic.

I just like, it doesn't make me depressed watching it. It makes me happy and hopeful. And I just think it's so cute. Yeah. So right now they're doing Love Actually Live for the rest of the month in Beverly Hills. They're doing like a live musical. I'm going

next Wednesday. I'm so excited. That's really cute. So by the time you see that and talk about it on my podcast the holidays will be over but if you love love actually I suggest going to see it because I'm assuming it's going to be amazing yeah sure it's such a positive movie and yeah you can imagine live it's gonna have a great energy yeah I'm really excited to see it also last night um the tv actually in my bedroom was working, just only on demand.

Nothing else was working. The cable box is, like, shot. But I saw, so Mario Lopez and his wife are friends of mine. I've known them for a few years now. And they're also diehard Chargers fans. First of all, Courtney Lopez, his wife, that girl can sing. She did the national anthem at the game on Sunday. I know she's done Broadway, but just like

hearing it in person, I was blown away. Wow. And then seeing Mario, it reminded me of this movie he did with Melissa Joan Hart in 2007. It was like a ABC Family Lifetime Hallmark. One of those cheesy ass movies. It's called Holiday in Handcuffs. I love it.

So I fell asleep watching that last night. But I just thought that was a cute one and there's so many cheesy lifetime like hallmark movies that if you're feeling bad about yourself just watch what bad actors people are yeah there you go that'll work another fun thing to do is to have a game night yes oh we love a game night you know i mean we love a game night. You know, I mean, we love a good game night. Oh, yes. So, this is something else I'm going to tell you guys about that we haven't done. I haven't done with you girls yet for a game night. So, are you into, like, murder mystery stuff? Definitely.

Escape rooms? Yes. Oh, which I've been dying to do one. We need to do that, too. Okay. Well, you can basically, like, do one at home. No way. Tell me more.

Okay. So, this is called Hunt a Killer. Oh, yes. Yes. So it's a monthly subscription where you become a detective immersed in the actual murder mystery. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. So each month, it's a fictional serial killer.

It's not like, you know, Ted Bundy or Charles Manson or anything like that. But they'll send you these, like, cryptic clues, objects, and letters that you can actually use to solve the crime in real time. Oh, that's so cool. It's interactive, and it's so convincing. It looks and it feels very real. Wow. Yeah. You can play it solo.

You can do it as a date night. You can do it for a game night with a group of friends. It's like the modern clue, interactive, but it's like... You're living in the game board. Yes. But they also have an online community, so you can, like, work with other people who are at the same point in the story as you.

Oh, cool. Yeah, you know, back in the Clue days, there was no online. That didn't exist. It was just board games. No, you had to find the dice. Yeah. And there's been over 60,000 people

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that sounds like a lot, but it's not. It goes fast. So hurry and take advantage of this offer. And again, that's huntakiller.com slash Sheena for 10% off your first box. And if you guys forget how to spell my name, S-C-H-E-A-N-A. Next on my list is to go shopping. Of course. During the holidays.

And the malls are decorated so pretty. And Santa's there. And like, whether you're going shopping for yourself or for other people, like, go shopping. Yeah. I love going shopping with my mom during the holidays. Me, too. I'm doing that on Friday with my mom. I have to get, like, all my white elephant presents for parties coming up this next week.

Yeah. And, yeah, just, like, go shopping. I think that I like shopping online. So even if I'm just, like, sitting at home, that's I do the most of the shopping for myself is usually online. Yeah. I'm obsessed with pretty little thing. Yes. Yes.

I mean, you guys know that. But the other day, cause it's like they always have between 20 and 60% off. It's just like always a sale. I don't know why. I guess just because you feel like you're getting more for your money, but I'm like, why don't they just price their items cheaper? Yeah. It's always, it's always a discount.

But the other day I was like, my cart went from like $580 to like $260. Oh, wow. And I got so many clothes that now I need to go through my old clothes and get rid of them and donate them. That's a good thing to do during the holidays, a closet clean out. Yes. Refresh. Cleanse before the new year.

Yes. And then donate. That goes along with volunteering. Yeah, absolutely. You know, because what you don't want could be someone else donate. That goes along with volunteering. Yeah, absolutely. You know, because what you don't want could be someone else's favorite thing they've ever received. Yeah, exactly. So go shopping out with the old and with the new. And get a Christmas tree and decorate it.

Yes. I had so much fun. Janet came over. I was trying to save the tree for Pascal. And this girl, it was literally like a week that she just had excuse after excuse after. I'm like, I've been saving these ornaments for you. Like, Adam came over. He did the lights with me.

We put the topper on together. And then the ornaments, he was just like, do I have to do these? And I had him hang his penguin. He loves penguins. Had him hanging his penguin one on the tree. And then I was like, I'll have the girls help me with the rest. Because I'm like, I mean, maybe by yourself, like you might get a little depressed decorating a tree so like have a girlfriend over and so I was like you know Pascal you're taking too long so Janet came over and we got that shit

done in like five minutes yeah that's super fun but we did um because we have a tree up in our apartment and so at our party the past weekend we had a little polaroid camera out and everyone took pictures and we put it up on the tree. So it was like little ornaments. That's cute. Yeah, it was really cute. One thing that I'll give my ex-boyfriend, Rob, I don't like saying his name, credit for, is he would do a Christmas party every year where it was an ornament party and the tree would be completely empty, like just lights, and everyone who comes to the party brings an ornament and then tells the story behind it.

I really like that. So he was good for that. That's a cute idea. It was a for that. That's a cute idea. It was a cute idea. So, you know, have an ornament party. And then when you put those away, then it's like the next year. You have all of those memories. And I think that's cute, too.

I love that. Also, just eat a lot. Don't worry about dieting right now. I know I'm talking about carb cycling, but just because I am going through the egg freezing process, I got to keep with it. But I was so excited. I'm doing a fitness shoot on Sunday Sunday and I was like, screw this. Like, I'm just going back to carbs. Yeah.

But now I can't. So I just want everyone else to do it for me. As soon as I'm done with it, I'm like tacos. Don't worry. I could eat tacos breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I really could. But, you know, just don't worry about it. Do your New Year's resolution like everyone else does. Get in shape in January.

Yeah. Save it for that. Eat a lot right now. And enchiladas. It's Christmas for me. They're red and green. They're so good. Are you guys both in town on Monday?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you're coming. Perfect. Oh, also, something I was thinking about is if you do have like a big family party or something, and whether you've gone through a breakup recently, if you do have like a big family party or something and whether you've gone through a breakup recently if you've been single for a while find a funny like self-deprecating way to like

make your family feel stupid when they ask you you know if they're like wait so like where's your boyfriend be like oh my god wait that's right i totally forgot to get a boyfriend thank you for reminding me let me go call santa really quick but you know just like i i've been very self-deprecating this year since I've been single. And I just think it's just so much more fun. And it's just like don't take life so seriously, you know. But I also low-key kind of like making people feel stupid when they say dumb things sometimes. So find a funny way to brush off the stupid comments. And also, like, put on some good Christmas music.

I've been listening to a lot. Britney Spears, My Only Wish. Yes. And it's just like, it's like inspiring. You're like, maybe he will come along. Like, you never know. You could be shopping at the mall and bump into your next husband in line. You never know.

You never know. Yeah. So just try and stay positive. Make your family feel a little dumb, just if you feel like it. Start a new tradition and that's one thing that since i've been divorced each year i i try and do something a little different than i did the year before because i'm like okay that was our tradition together and then it was like the next year i was going through a divorce and then the next year i was single and then now it's like

i'm trying to figure out what exactly that new tradition is. But I think just even decorating the tree with my girlfriend. Yeah. Like that was something that I've never done before because I either did that with my ex-husband for many years or I didn't have a tree the last few years because I was moving to Vegas and then I was divorced. And it was all around the holidays that I think maybe that is my new tradition. I like that. Yeah. I like it too. But I'm going to is my new tradition. I like that. Yeah. I like it too.

But I'm going to think of another one. We still have like a week until Christmas, but I think that that is a good thing for you ladies to do. And also just remember that we have options. We have options. Endless options. Yes. Oh, yeah.

Like there's mistletoe. It's like, who's it going to be? We have options. It's exciting. exciting don't be depressed about not having one person be excited about all the options you do have yeah you know not tied down to one i mean i'm not saying to be like a ho ho ho but hey if you want to go for it yeah whatever cross an item off your bucket list. Yes. Well, a trip. That would do it.

Yeah. We've been talking about a lot of trips. Yeah, we just got so many trips planned in our head. Yeah. So I think that could be a good thing, too. Like, Australia, I mean, granted, I'm not going until next year, but it's like I wanted it to be middle of their summer. But that has been top of my bucket list for as long as I can remember.

Yeah. And I'm just like, you know what? I'm doing it. If I go by myself, I go by myself. But I'm just like, you know what? I'm doing it. If I go by myself, I go by myself. But I'll probably meet a hot Aussie. Oh, you will. I love me an Australian accent. Love an accent.

Just like trumps everything. So good. Oh, yeah. Yes. So just remember, you ladies have options. Check it off your bucket list. But most importantly, do you. Go into the next year not worrying about finding a

husband applying for the bachelor or any of that we've we've had our share of men on the bachelor and just just know if you are going to date anyone if they've told you they've been on the Bachelorette, run. As fast as you can. Just run. 2019 is going to be a good year for us. Yes, we're not going to name any names, but you fuckers know who you are. And most, most, most importantly, other than doing you, do not go back to an ex. Nope. That's the biggest thing that happens during the holidays.

You get all nostalgic. Yeah. No. They reach out. Mm-mm. Yeah. I remember. Yeah.

My ex reached out the other day and asked if I wanted to take his dog who used to be like our dog to the dog park. Mm-mm. No. Mm-mm. I don't because you know what I'm doing?

I'm doing me. Yep. Yes, you are. Those were all of my tips to getting through the holidays single while not staying depressed. And speaking of buying yourself a present, what about a new car? Oh, okay.

If you want to go crazy, you can buy yourself or I just bought my mom a new car. That was an early Christmas present. So if you do want to do this, you know when you're driving up and down the 405, you see that big true car building every day? Yeah. So this is what I'm going to tell you about you can do this from either your smartphone or at home it's like the time it takes you to like floss your teeth or pet your dog like you can get all of this done it's called a true cash offer so you go to true car you simply enter your license plate number and watch how your car's details pop

up you just answer a few questions you'll get an accurate True Cash offer from a local True Car certified dealer. And after that, you can bring in your car and they'll check it out with you together. You can ask questions, get the answers you need so there are no surprises. And then simply leave with your check or your trade in car for a new ride. So when you guys are ready to experience a better way to sell or trade in your car or, you know, buy a new car, check out True Car. Nice. And that is my single girl's guide to getting through the holidays while remaining happy.

We got this, single ladies. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for having us. This is fun. And tell everyone.

Are you guys private on social media? Nope. Okay. Tell everyone where they can follow you. At Haley Enzor. H-A-Y-L-E-Y E-N-Z-O-R. At Jess M. Romero. Boom. Jess with two S's.

And as you know, I'm Sheena. S-E-H-E-A-N-A. Alright. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. Happy New Year. We will be back next week with Danny Pellegrino. I'm going to call him out on some things he said on his podcast recently about me. And, yeah, happy holidays, you guys. Bye.

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