Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - So Bad it’s Good with Ryan Bailey and Janet Elizabeth

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

In this episode, Scheana is joined by co-host Janet Elizabeth and guest Ryan Bailey, host of the So Bad it’s Good Podcast. Ryan was accused of leaking very personal information about Scheana on Instagram last year that ultimately left her in tears. Now she’s calling him out on air!! Ryan talks about the backlash he received from Scheana’s friends and how it forever changed him. Tune in to find out what the posts were and how he discovered the information in the first place. They also talk about how they first met, reality TV, and a juicy game of Marry, F***, Kill, Housewives edition.  Follow us @scheana @scheananigans   Go to www.phdfemininhealth.com/win and use Code scheana for 20%   Don’t forget the MTV Movie and TV Awards broadcasting on Sunday 8/7 Central   To www.storyworth.com/shay to save $10 off your first purchase   Go to www.dipsea.com/shay and get 30 days of full access   Go to www.dameproducts.com/shay and get 15% off your first order     Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. real life confessions from our audience. You'll either feel seen, highly entertained, or maybe even both. Come hang with us and catch a new episode every Friday. Make sure to follow so you don't miss a single confession. From Vanderpump Rules to motherhood and everywhere in between. It's time to catch up with Sheena Shea. This is shenanigans. And now here's your host, Sheena Shea. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. What's up, everyone?

We are getting into some crazy shenanigans here in West Hollywood today. We've got Janet Elizabeth back on the mic co-hosting. And it's so bad, it's good with our guest today, Mr. Ryan Bailey. Wow, this is like a Make-A-Wish Foundation for me. This is truly, I mean, if I could have told myself three years ago that I would be facing Sheena on shenanigans, I mean, I'm on cloud nine right now. I love that. I'm so excited. Before you yell at me, I'm on cloud nine. I just wanted to, I'm really happy to be here. There will be no yelling unless it's of excitement. No. Sheena won't yell at your face. She might send you like

a harsh text, but I think you already got that. Yeah, there was, there was a, I mean, I'll let you explain everything in the midst of that, but I, you guys listening at home, you have no idea what it's like to not expect to get a text from Sheena because she doesn't have your number. Then all of a sudden, hey, you're going to get a text from Sheena. And then all of a sudden, Sheena texts you and it's really an out-of-body experience. I don't recommend it for anybody. And then immediately she was really nice and normal after the first paragraph. She started talking about guys she's dated. Oh, my God.

Named Ryan Bailey. Yeah. She goes, funny guys she's dated. And then I was like, Oh my God, name Ryan Bailey. Yeah, she goes, funny thing about a Ryan Bailey. I used to date one. The other Ryan Bailey, I think was a DEA agent. Yeah. I'm always happy when other Ryan Bailey's

do something better than I do. And I'm like, look at that. That's amazing. A DEA agent. Do you really want to be a DEA agent? Well, it's just something different. It's like, wow, the guy probably has like a pension at some point.

But it was funny. So when we were planning this this week, I was like, she was like, It's like, wow, the guy probably has like a pension at some point. But it was funny. So when we were planning this this week, I was like, she was like, I was like, oh, let's like group text emails, you know, get everything on the schedule. And she goes, wait, I need you to send me his number again, because I was trying to delete the DEA agent, but I think I deleted regular Ryan Bailey. I was like, I don't need to Ryan Bailey's in my phone. Nobody does. Anyway. So, yes, we had to do some recon on the phone numbers. But now I think we have uh-huh. I was like, I don't need two Ryan Bailey's in my phone anymore. Nobody does. Anyway, so yeah, so we had to do some recon on the phone numbers.

But now I think we have it all straight. There's no DEA Ryan Bailey in your phone. No other Ryan Bailey's in my phone. Yeah. It would be great to get just random text messages from Sheena. I just like not expecting it. Just like three in the morning on a Tuesday, you get a Sheena text. I'm going to do that.

Well, by the way, I was such, I am such a fan of Vanderpump Rules as you know, and you know, I was, I signed up for your text messages

back in the day. You used to have that service. The community. And I would be like, I would respond back to it. And then one time you responded back and then I got really thrown off

because I was like, wait, is this real? I thought this was like a fake text thing. Wait, I do. I actually do remember talking to you on that before. Yeah. I was like, is this, because I thought it was off because I was like, wait, is this real? I thought this was like a fake text thing. Wait, I do. I actually do remember talking to you on that before. Yeah, I was like,

is this, because I thought it was just something that was like spam text. No, it was really her and that was, I feel like a big thing during COVID

because like nobody could do anything so it was like you can text to interact instead of that. And it was a great service until they started charging me $150 a month. Oh no.

I'm like, okay, if it's like a Patreon, you know, and your subscribers pay a small fee, but I'm like, I'm now paying $150 a month. Oh, no. I'm like, okay, if it's like a Patreon, you know, and your subscribers pay a small fee, but I'm like, I'm now paying $150 a month. That's more than my entire family phone plan combined. You're like, I could just give my real number out for free. Exactly. I'm like, I'll be checking my DMs more often. The service is charging me now. It was great. And I was really the one doing it all the time. Like your sister, Courtney,

it wasn't my sister. It was an app on my phone. I would personally respond. But then it also kind of got me in trouble because there was something that I said that got its way back to Stassi. I remember that. And it was like the wrong intention behind it. And I was like, that was not what I was trying to say. And I was like, fuck this. It was Huddle's community And I was like, that was not what I was trying to say. And I was like, fuck this. It was Huddle's community. I was like,

I'm done with you all. Yes. Goodbye. That's what I love when you, like, even without the show filming or something, you still have plots going on.

Oh, there's always something. Stasi got upset with a text message exchange. And that's not even on camera. I mean, even when I saw you guys at Coachella, I was thinking,

I was like, I'm watching an episode right now. Like, Brock's asleep over there on the field. Sheena's trying to get him up. And like, Tom's running around.

And I was like, this is an episode. Yeah. I wish they would film at Coachella. I wish they could film at Coachella. Because I feel like that's like,

especially back at the house, like, you know, we've all like stayed together and like done our thing. I've stayed with Tom and Ariana and like the houses after are just so much fun wait do you know what i just realized like i mean season 10 it's no secret it hasn't started filming yet we still like i don't have like dates or anything like that but the later it gets what if if it bumps into coachella time

life is beautiful oh yeah that's mid-september and they would let you film at life is beautiful because they're still trying to they're like up and coming i mean or they're not filming that weekend because the entire cast will be gone at the very least i feel like they would film like at the houses and then have everybody do their own phones like during the festival if they couldn't get permission to film at the festival but that would be really fun that weekend though honestly i'd be afraid i would would be like, if I'm with you guys, I can't try to release because that weekend just gets so wild.

I know. And I'm excited for this year because Last Year Life is Beautiful was my first festival after baby. I was still pretty sober. Like I think I had one drink on like the first day because I was still full-time breastfeeding.

So then I'm like now, and I felt this crazy mom guilt every time I would have to dump my milk or I wouldn't dump it. I would actually drink it. Oh, wait, wait, excuse me. Back up. Wait. This reminds me of Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker this week's episode where she has to drink Travis's. I don't know. Anyways, I'm behind. Please fill me in. Please fill me in. They're doing this weird spa retreat for fertility. Okay. It's like all this weird stuff. They're like-

And she had to swallow? She has to drink four times a week Travis Barker's semen. So she swallows a lot. But can you imagine? Like how many ounces? I don't know. That's disgusting to me. I don't do that.

So I just- Good for you, Jay. No, no, no, no. Wow. Sorry, Jason. Yeah. I do other stuff. Just not that. Okay. I'm a good cuddler. I know my strengths, my weaknesses, and that's not something I do. But yeah. And then also while they were at the Travis and Courtney thing,

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Okay, so that's PhD. Now it's time to catch me up. Okay, so Courtney is drinking his cum. Uh-huh. Yeah. For fertility. Four times a week. I want to be like, are they sure?

Do they not know that that's not the right hole to put it in to get to make a baby? Like I'm like. But also like they're doing so many things for this baby and spending so much money that I'm like, they better have that. Yeah. Like that. If you're spending that much money, I don't care who you are. I want them. Totally.

Desperately to have a baby. OK, so she's trying to get pregnant on her own. Yes. Well, she's doing like embryos, egg retrieval. That's what I was going to say, because I know she froze her eggs. Yeah. So have we found out if any of those eggs are viable, if they've been turned into embryos? They looked for a follicle, I believe, and they got a good one. But then they did one process. It didn't work.

So now they're back to the drawing board. Gotcha. But I feel like Kris Jenner at some point would just like threaten scientists. You better make my daughter pregnant or we're going to have worse. It was over. If Kris Jenner can't get it done, no one can get it done. I mean, truly. That's a good point. Yeah. scientist. You better make my daughter pregnant or we're going to have worse. If Kris Jenner can't get it done, no one can get it done. That's a good point. Yeah. She's she's the queen of getting things done. The queen of fucking everything, I think, is how she refers to herself. Yeah. We the Kris Jenner that we see on the show is kind of like this doofy great like I don't even know how to pump gas. You know, she's like, you know, I'm saying we've never

seen the real Kris Jenner when that camera goes off, I mean, she's one of the best business people out there. Yeah. So, and I know it's not just being some fuddy-duddy on screen. When that thing goes off, she's a whole different person. Yeah. I just imagine she's on like 80 milligrams of Adderall a day. Yeah. No, I'm scared that's just her natural, because it always makes me feel bad. She's got to have natural energy to do as much as she does. She goes, I'm up at 4 a.m. to work out, and I get so upset by 5.30 if nobody else is accepting my calls. So, like, what time does she have lunch?

Like, 9 a.m.? I mean, yeah, she must need fuel, like, six times a day. But I also think that she's just fueled by, like, martinis. Yeah, that's the thing, too. She's constantly drinking. That also ticks me off and it ticks me off about you guys on Vanderpump Rules

and the Summer House cast. It's like, how is it happening? Like I, as I get older, I love to drink and I can't do it. And the fact that you guys are getting up the next day and going and working out and it's like, I just,

don't you ever just give up? No. But I feel that too. I feel like 30 was the age for me that the hangover started getting so bad. Like even, like in my 20s... Because you drink champagne. Well, I've, normally too I feel like 30 was the age for me that the hangovers started getting so bad like even like in my 20s because you drink champagne

well I've normally now I'm like on like rosé and some other that's still sugar but not with Avaline but like it's no added sugar

it's natural sugar but like and I also still do like my dirty martinis which I feel like it's not loaded with stuff but now in my 30s I feel like the hangovers hit so much harder. Like I'm like, I only had like three glasses or

like two martinis. I used to drink like six and get up the next morning and do it all again. Now it's like I've had to take a step back from like going out as much as I used to. Like when I first moved here and we were going out when we were single girls. Single Sheena and Janet. It was seven nights a week. It was seven, seven nights and Janet. It was seven nights a week. Watch out. It was seven nights a week and not only seven nights a week, each of those nights was like three events, an after party,

a podcast at 9 a.m. the next day. Or a Bryce Vine concert across the country. It was just go, go, go, go. And now I'm like, how did I, I feel like I lived

like 10 years of my life in those like two years of single with you. Well, that's why reality stars are kind of like modern day superheroes. It's like the Marvel universe years of single with you. Well, that's why reality stars are kind of like modern day superheroes. Yeah. It's like the Marvel universe.

Wow, thank you. No, seriously, because you guys put your bodies through like the ultimate, like I'm just insane things and stuff that were like, that's superhuman.

I couldn't do it. I could not do it at all. I guess if you were Marvel, who would you, you would be, I don't know why I went to Iron Man. I think it's just like

you're indestructible. You're like the only one at the end here. Ten seasons in, you're actually still on the show. Yeah, and I feel like you're like self-made in that like you like create your own, you know, magic and make things work. I love that. I agree with that one. Who would Tom Sandoval be? Ooh.

Who dresses the most outlandish? I was going to say, who has the most crazy costumes? He might be like Doctor Strange the sad thing is Tom Sample has an answer for this he already is like

he has the costume he's like oh yeah I miss yeah I think it was Iron Man or Doctor Strange but I feel like it was Doctor Strange I feel like that that sounds right

he also has so many professional lightsabers like he has a collection of lightsabers their house so I have dog sat for them like twice in the last month because I'm right down the street.

And first, as soon as I got there, I was with Jared Lips and both of us were staying at their house a weekend. And as soon as like they left and we had the house to ourselves, we're like, we're going to go through all their closets. Right. They have like three costume closets like in their office and like guest rooms. And we just immediately like vogued and like we were like trying stuff on. I'm like, whoa, look at these crowns. I found the wigs. And we're like going through all this stuff.

And I haven't told Ariana this, so I guess she might be hearing this for the first time. But she was like, make yourselves at home. And like, that's what we did. He was my first interview in person since like COVID and I went over to their place. And I was like, you know, like 45 minute interview. It was a three hour interview.

Oh yeah, wow. He can go and go. And he kept making me these insane like cocktails. And then by three in the morning, I was like, dude, I got to go. I got to. That's how you always have to be with Tom Sandoval. Like my any time. So I often like for my birthday and our engagement party and stuff like that afterwards, always like, Tom, will you bring over your karaoke set, which is not just like a microphone. It's like a three foot tall. I was at that one party at your place where he brought my birthday. And it's like he'll bring that stuff over. And then finally, like, especially like my birthday, Ariana was sick, so she couldn't

come. Not like one in the morning. She FaceTime me and she was like, is Tom hogging the karaoke? And I was like, yeah, yeah. And he was in it. Remember, he was in like it was summer and he was in this sweater, like cut off sweater. And he was like, you know, I think that's kind of the start of Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras. I've told him, I'm like, there's nobody that has executed their dreams better than Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras.

Oh, so true. Tom, his dream in life is just for everyone to listen to him karaoke at a bar, at people's houses. Oh, yeah. He wants to. And I'm like, now he's getting people to pay him to karaoke. I know. Like 40 songs. Talk about making your dreams come true. I'm like Tom Sandoval has executed his dreams better than anybody I know with this gig he has

going on. It's unbelievable. Back it up because I want to go back to you going through their closet. Yeah. Oh yeah. What was the most interesting thing you found between both of them? I mean, a lot of like wigs and just the accessories were really fun, like crowns, like batons, and just like, but a lot of stuff I was like,

oh, I remember this was from like this birthday or this thing. So any of the stuff that I could tie to an event or something that they, that I've seen them wear or dress up,

I'm like, oh, this is from that thing. But all the accessories were like my favorite. The wigs, like Tom's wig that was like that silver, I don't even, for the white party.

Yeah, I got to wear that. I look so goofy in it. And he also, he gave me the old, Jax's old man wig from his bachelor party. Oh, yeah. Is it in your like archives closet? Yeah, like I was like, check out what's in my room. This is totally normal.

And he was like, dude, you'll love this, man. I'm like, I do love this. And then he was showing me the samurai sword that Jax. I was going, dude, you'll love this, man. I'm like, I do love this. And then he was showing me the samurai sword and the jacks. I was going to say, he should have given you that. I think he gave it to somebody else. He did. He gave it to someone else. But then he started just showing me, like, random dinosaur bones.

I was like, this isn't anything to do with Vanderbilt rules. And, like, he has, like, the trumpet, the penis flutes, like, gold guns. Like, they just have, like, all of this stuff. Like, it makes me sad that they're, that they don't want kids because a kid would have a heyday. Like at 10 years old. A kid would probably get in trouble. Oh, I did have a heyday.

I came home, I put like, he'd given me a lemon from his lemon, a lemon, a TomTom hat, old man hair, a Richella bracelet from Richella. He's like, he's like, only 15 of these have ever been made. And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to sell this one day.

I saw you post that and I was very excited for you. I have to know if you found any of Ariana's toys. I didn't go in their bedroom. I felt like that was the line I couldn't cross.

I feel comfortable going through like their office closet that has costumes. I'm not a bedside table kind of girl and I feel like that's probably where they are.

Because if you did, you probably would have found something from Dame. Oh, is that the, that's her thing? Oh, I do think that. So, yeah. So Dame has two new vibrators. Dame has the Palm and the Eva. So what I think for you, Janet, the Eva is for couples.

Oh, fun. Yeah. We do have our wedding coming up. I is for couples. Oh, fun. Yeah. We do have our wedding coming up. I know. And two weeks on vacation. Yeah. And you know, sex is better when everyone's enjoying themselves. And going back to the days when Janet used to co-host with me on Shenanigans.

Everyone knows I used to tell Sheena all the time, I'm like, you need a vibrator. You need to masturbate. And I was like, nope, nope, nope. It's a part of your mental and physical health. It's all wrapped into it. It's important to do. But she finally did start doing this.

Yeah. So thanks to Dame. And a little push from me, maybe. A little push from Janet. What a friend. Yeah. You got this, Sheena. Dame is also awesome because

they're a woman-founded company, you know, making toys for sex that close the pleasure gap. I love that because I don't want a man making my toys. No. I want it to be like for women by women. Exactly. These are designed by and for women. And did you know this, Ryan, that 70% of women need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm? Unfortunately, I do know that. So Dame's mission is cultivating pleasure to enrich well-being by thoughtfully designing tools, spaces, and resources for intimacy. I love it.

Yeah. I love it. And I'm just so happy that you're using these things now. Yeah, I know. Is it life better? I thoroughly enjoy them. I'm just so happy that you're using these things now. Yeah, I know. Is it life better? Is it life better? I really enjoy them. I'm on Dame's, like, so they'll text you, like, new things.

But I always get, I always forget that I'm on Dame's, like, text list. So it'll be like, you know, try the Eva. And I'm like, who's texting me about this? And then I'm like, why are these, they're actually sending me pictures of these. Oh, yeah. You're like, oh, yeah, I signed up for that list a while ago. I love that I gave my mom the ones they gave me. Oh, you did?

I didn't know what to do with them. Do you think she uses them? I'll up for that. I love that I gave my mom the ones they gave me. Oh, you did? I didn't know what to do with them. Do you think she uses them? I'll ask my dad. Yeah, don't ask her. Maybe go the dad route. That sounds better. Yeah. So, you know, what are you guys waiting for?

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Love it. You do that so much better than I do. Even when I go through that commercial, by the third time I've said clitoral. I was like, nobody wants to hear me keep saying this over and over again. Okay. So how did this podcast come about? I want to go back to how y'all know each other. Have you done his podcast? How long you've been doing your podcast? And then we will eventually get into Summer Namesames. I'm trying to think where we very first met, but I know- I think it was actually at,

what's the bar on, the restaurant bar that you guys all hang out at on La Cienega? Oh, the Belmont. Belmont, yeah. Yeah. It was at a party with like Sandoval and Ariana. Oh, I remember now.

And they said, oh, you should, I was doing a Kardashian pod at the time, not the one I do now. Yeah. And they're like, oh, you should come on. And Sheena was actually there, too. And it was like when Brett and Max, it was I think you guys were just starting that season.

And because they're like, hey, that new guy, Brett, he's the he's the new Jax. Like I read that was like somebody said that at the party. I don't think he ever would fit that role. He did. No, it turns out he did not at all. But so that was the first time I met you. And I think we followed each other on Instagram. And you said you like 90 Day Fiance.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I've still never seen that show. Oh, my gosh, you have to. And then when I met Angela, I immediately first time had to FaceTime Ryan. I was like, answer this call right now. And he was like, it was a Sunday morning. I'm at my parents place. And Angela from 90 Day Fiance is all like, hi, Ron.

And I'm like, what is going on? And then, of course, like in a typical Janet fashion, you made friends with her. And then you're like, do you want to come back to L.A.? And I was in Arizona with my parents. Like, we're going to watch 90 Day Fiance. And I think like Jax and Brittany. Yeah, Jax and Brittany came. I first called you because I was like, OK, Ryan, like if I get one phone call, this is

this is the last phone call if I get one. So I was like, I have to FaceTime with you. And then I called Brittany right afterwards. And I was like, it was when Jason and I had moved out of the house that you live in now, which is really weird. Wow. So crazy. He got a piece. I think you got a piece of our mail, right? And you were like, wait, where did you live exactly? And I was like, oh, like off of this. That wasn't like, oh, you should move into our house. We were fully moved out. But we in between that house and when we bought our house, we had three weeks that we lived in hotels

and Airbnbs. So I met Angela and I hung out with her all week. Did you go to a strip club with her? No, we didn't go to a, she went to a strip club after hanging out with us. And I was like,

I have some lines and that was when I didn't want to cry. I'm so horned up after hanging out with Janet. I need to go to a strip club. I need to get some Dane products. Oh my gosh.

She was drinking this drink she called the Mockel. And it was like some Dane products. Oh my gosh. She was drinking this drink she called the Michael and it was like every color liquor that you can imagine. Like it was like that blue stuff like cherry grenadine,

Malibu rum was in it and then like something like maybe limoncello. Sure. And when you mix it all like it's like layered but as soon as you take a sip it just becomes this like

brown liquid that looks so unappetizing. She's like, I'll have a Michael. I'll have a Michael. And then finally by the end of the week Jason's like, I'll have a Michael. I'll have a Michael. And then finally, by the end of the week, Jason's like, I'll have a Michael, please. And he's drinking this like brown drink with her. And I'm like, how many whiskeys have you had that you're ordering the Michael? Like, oh, my God. Unbelievable. But yeah. And you live with Logan and I'm buddies with Logan.

And I think the first podcast I did was like, you came over to our apartment with Logan. He was like floating around the background. Yeah. because then you guys started doing like he started. He always just does Britney dances in the background. Yeah, I came home every single day to him doing full choreography of Britney or Beyonce. It was always one of the two. Uh-huh. Yeah. Solid roommate.

Sounds about right. Wild that. Yeah. So after I moved out, it was probably two or three months later. Ryan texted me. He's like, where did you live in West Hollywood? And I was like, oh, like here and here. And I give him some cross streets.

He's like, no, like, what was your address? And I told him, he's like, did you live in west hollywood and i was like oh like here and here and i gave him some cross streets he's like no like what was your address and i told him he's like i live in your old house and now when he posts stuff i'm like i'll like look in the background i'm like oh he's in the master he's in the master you said i've had sex in that room yeah i was like i literally like threw a match i was like you gotta sage that place did you ever listen to any Dipsy in your old house? What's Dipsy? Oh, let me tell you. Let me tell you about Dipsy. So, I mean, whether it's, you know, like a warm cup of coffee or basking in warm sunlight

or listening to a sexy story, pleasure is all around us, Janet. Yeah. I hate to tell you, but it's all around us. So, with Dipsy, your sanctuary is waiting. Tell me more. You can escape into a world where pleasure is your only priority. So it's this app that is full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories, again, designed by women for women. I love this because I love an erotic novel. So this sounds like the audio book version of that. Exactly.

So they bring scenarios to life with like immersive soundscapes and characters. So no matter what you're into, who turns you on, Dipsy has something for you. Okay. I'm going to have to check it out and see if any of my five celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with. If there's anything. Wait, who are your five celebrities? Okay. So mine are really bad. Jason says I can't have this list because they're too attainable. He's like, if you met these people,

I think you could sleep with them. My next door neighbor is one. Seth Rogen, Post Malone, who we did meet and I made him laugh. I don't remember what, cause we were really drunk. Pete Davidson was on my list until he got too cool. Like he was on my list like three years ago. Okay. And then this lesbian girl who used to be on Orange is the New Black. I forget her name. And who's my last person? Maybe there's four. I think those four. But and then I just got invited to a Seth Rogen charity event in the fall.

Oh, watch out, Jason. And I texted Jason immediately. And he's like, well, he's been married for 20 years. But like, I'm coming with you to the event. So I feel like with Dipsy, they have all of those types of stories. You know, they have like... The bad boy. Exactly. The attainable sweet guy.

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and they now also offer written stories. Ooh, I love that. I know. So it's basically your go-to place to spice up your me time, explore your fantasies, or heat things up with a partner. I love it. I love that stuff. Would you read Brock one of those stories?

I mean, I guess I could. I haven't done that yet. I've just kind of kept it for my me time. Where you guys each have an AirPod, and you guys just sit together. On an airplane. Let it get heated together. Although I don't know if you guys would have

the same fantasies. I don't think so. But maybe they have like couples where like he's like, ooh, that girl's voice is sultry. And you're like,

that guy sounds hot. And like, let's see where they go together. Yeah, right. He's like, is there any golf? For my listeners,

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slash shay okay I have a question when are you going to switch your code from shay to Davies or honey after we I'm going to change it to from Shay to Davies or Honey?

After we, I'm going to change it to Honey. I was like in my head, I was like, wait. We get married. Okay. So after August, all podcast codes are going to change to, I think, Honey. Because people still fuck up Davies. They say Davis. They forget the E.

Yeah. Sheena, I have some code, like my PhD code is Sheena. And I'm like, you got to know how to spell my name if you want to use the code. Yeah. Sheena, I have some code, like my PhD code is Sheena. And I'm like, you got to know how to spell my name if you want to use the code. What about Summer? Oh, you could make. Hey, for dame vibrators, you can use Summer. For erotic novels and audio books, type in my daughter's name.

I think Davey sounds amazing. Yeah. Let's go. Davey's your honey. Let's keep Shay. But honey is like his mom's maiden name, right? It is, yeah. So I think we'll switch everything over to Honey in a few months. So will you be Sheena Marie Davies Honey?

Or will you guys? Sheena Marie Honey Davies. Okay. But technically, Honey isn't his legal name. It's just his mom's maiden name. So he has to legally change his name. Or I just have to apply for a name change. But we can't use like the marriage certificate to go to Honey Davies.

Is Summer's last name Davies legally? Yeah, Davies is her last name. Honey is her second middle name. See, I'm having that out-of-body experience again where I'm like, this is on the show.

This is an episode of the show of Sheena talking about the name stuff. Like that is a scene. Let's talk about Summer's name, Ryan. Yes, please. Let's talk about

Let's get into how we got here because it started with a little bit of some rocky waters. So do you want to? Well, I'll tell you my story. Let's go back to Christmas 2020. I'm in bed with COVID and I'm at my parents place. We all got COVID like eight of us got COVID. I'm in there. I'm, you know, dabbling on the internet as I do. Way too much time on your hands. And I go to Sheena's pictures and there's a Christmas tree. And if you scroll in on the Christmas tree, you can zoom in. So you screenshot it and zoomed. Well, listen, like I was saying, you know, this is what you do if you're like obsessed with reality shows, because you're like, this is what any normal guy does and I saw somewhere and I just

thought it would be the most I thought okay you're at your mom's place your mom would be somebody that would buy a gift potentially for an unborn child like it just seems like from what I know 100% and so in my head like I'm just I'm like and I started my Instagram stories of like I'm the greatest detective alive I think I compared myself to Batman. And I was like, oh my God. Yeah. And it was a whole thing. Sheena doesn't follow me. So I was like, Sheena immediately was in my DMs. And I was like, she's like, you post it. You said like, in my stories, I go, yeah. And so somebody must've sent it to Sheena. And so Sheena goes, oh, that's a good guess, but it's actually my cousin. And I said, which is true, but I do have a cousin named Summer. I said, oh my God, cool. And then I also said,

you're going to be an amazing mother. I'm so happy for you. Because that is also something that I've always said. And in that moment from my side, I was like, oh my God, I can't wait for like five more months to literally like I said, Ryan Bailey, other than like People Magazine getting my exclusive. I was like, Ryan Bailey is the first person I'm going to DM and be like, guess what? We're about to post and announce the name and you were right.

I was so excited for this moment to tell him, but then he fucked it up again. Because he posted it again. Months later, and by the way, my account is like fart memes and jacks memes and it's never in depth. But you do have a decent following.

Oh, I totally do. I have an amazing following. And you have a great podcast. Oh, yeah. I'm so happy and excited about all that. It wasn't just a thousand people who saw that. It's like tens of thousands of people. Okay.

But so here's what happens. I believe you. I'm like, okay, that's, I don't even think, because I do silly stuff. I don't do detective work like other accounts. So you have your baby shower, right? Yeah. And everybody, I guess there was a YouTube video made on your YouTube channel where we see

the name Summer in something. I'm holding a sticker. So get this. So I opened a gift from my aunt and she said she didn't want to put the sticker out because she didn't want it in the background of anyone's photos or whatever. She's like, but in the basket, it was like personalized. She goes, and there's an extra sticker you could put it on when you get whatever. She's like, but in the basket, it was like personalized. She goes, and there's an extra sticker you can put it on when you get home. I was like, okay, awesome. I was like, I'm just going to like take that out because I don't want anyone to see it.

Didn't even realize I was still holding it in my hand as I'm opening the rest of the present. So I'm talking with it in my hand. So the two Ms are covered. You see the SU and the ER and it's very obvious. I start getting sent all of these things of, you were right at Christmas. This is like months later.

Like months later. And I did not see that YouTube video. But there's a Reddit thread at this point. There's a group called Sexy Unique Podcast from Laura's podcast. They had a whole thread about it. So I go on and go, I was right. I am the greatest detective of life. I am Batman.

I don't even think other than like, I'm never right. I'm right. And I was like, wow, I'm Batman. No, but I don't even think, other than like, I'm never right, I'm right. And I was like, wow, I'm right. I put it out there. Within 10 minutes, Jamie, your little girl, she goes, hey, Batman, you've really upset somebody. And this person's crying. And I was like, no, wait, what? No, I don't want to.

No, no, no, no, no. I know that bothers you, too, like so much. I was like, I don't. No, no, no. You're not bad. I go, I'm totally, I'm taking it down. Take it down. And then Brett texts totally, I'm taking it down. Take it down. And then Brett texts me

because I'm friendly with Brett. He's like, you're disgusting. Is this how you, I guess this is who you are now. And I'm like, what are you? I go, dude,

I love that you're writing so hard for her, but you know me, like I'm not. Yeah. But I will say like, I felt horrible because I for not even

a second thought about the reality of that situation. Yeah. I thought about. Well, you're like, I felt horrible because I for not even a second thought about the reality of that situation. Yeah. I thought about. Well, you're like, these are characters almost. So the fact that you were crying, like, really. I remember I was hiking when this was all happening. And I remember just going like, it ruined my weekend because, I mean, I just felt so bad.

And I was like, hopefully she'll have another kid immediately. And like, we can like. I won't ruin that one. Then I almost died in labor. It almost, you know, it did teach me a lesson in terms of that kind of stuff. Other accounts do that a lot better than I do. So I leave that to like the brothel cocktails and all that stuff. That's kind of not me. But then, so I was just really upset. And I think my person reached out to have you on the pod, my pod. And I think you wrote back of like, oh, I was just really upset. And I think my person reached out to have you on the pod, on my pod.

And I think you wrote back and like, oh, I remember who he is. No. And I was like, oh no, she said, because in my head I was just, oh, she'll forget about it eventually. Oh no, pregnancy hormones are no fucking joke. And even after, because I think it was

when we went to Dave and Buster's like somewhat recent, when Brock and I had our Dance Dance Revolution competition that he totally smoked me out, that I'm still embarrassed by. We were there. And I think we were texting about something. And I was like, oh, my God, Ryan Bailey just sent me the funniest thing. And you gave me this look. You're like, Ryan.

And I was like, no, he's really a nice guy. I promise. And I was like, look, eventually we're going to all have to like get on a podcast. You're going to have to meet him and you'll see. And you're like, I don't know. And then it kind of you gave it it some time and it, here we are. Because then I watched the show enough where I know how like, you know, not your whole 360 persona, but I know you enough to be like,

oh man, she holds grudges. Like I know, like from the show, I see like, oh no, like I'm in trouble, trouble. And then I saw, I was like, oh my God, Brock is really big. Like he's just like a big, you know, it's muscle. I'm a big guy, but he's going to. See, I don't I was like, oh my God, Brock is really big. Like he's just going to kick my ass. I don't think I hold grudges. I think I get over shit very easily. It depends on who they are and what they did. Like you and I are falling out. And once we moved on, we moved on. My grudge is because I'm so hurt that I want the other person to make the first step because I'm sometimes

sick of always being the bigger person that I'm like, no, no, they can do it. They can come to me. I forget my I forget that like the account or the show actually is like pop, you know, I forget that these things. So to me, I'm like, I'm not going to bug this person with something, you know, like it almost shocks me that I do have interactions and I try not to like I'm friendly with Sandoval and Ariana. And sometimes I'm like, oh, I shouldn't even be friendly because it almost you start to see things in a completely different way. And the thought of like I was just thinking of like, oh, my God, I ruined this. Like this is something that she really is going to be great at being a mother and is something so special. And I don't want to be a part of this one bad blip.

Right. And it was so great. A couple reasons for me. So there was initially a lot of money on the line for a name announcement with a certain like blanket that was going to have her name on it. And if the name got leaked,

I was going to lose like a massive job. So that ended up. Ryan, we're here to serve you papers today. This is where the lawsuit begins. If anyone can sign up for my Patreon, I need that money quickly. At the time, we're, you know, 2020, there is no show.

So I'm very stressed on income. Yeah. And so that was one of the first things going through my head is like, oh my God, now I'm going to lose this job and all of this money, which the job fell through on its own. Like some, it just didn't work out. But that was one of the first things. But more than that was, you know, I had the

miscarriage and now I'm pregnant again. And I just, I have an opportunity to announce this to the world from myself also money on the line, but I just like wanted that moment. And I felt like you took that from me, but I do feel like you've now understood what you did. And I don't think you would ever do something like that to someone else by outing a type of information so personal. No, I've actually had a lot more information since not on you, but other people that I just don't, you know, I've had like, you know, I've hung out with all you like, I don't really say the things that I've, you know, there's been plenty of stuff where I've told you,

I'm like, don't pot about this. This is what's happening. We killed a man one weekend. I still have never mentioned anything. So that was like this thing that I was always carrying around. It's like insane guilt where I was like, oh God. Well, this actually happened the other day on something I did with Summer House with Amanda Batula,

because I had made a meme about this one moment that I didn't love. Yeah. And all of a sudden, Amanda DMed me. What was the moment? Yeah, tell me. It was the moment in the second part of the reunion when she went off with Paige,

and Paige was like, Carl's an a-hole, da-da-da. And Amanda's like, no, just Lindsay has changed him and said these things. You know, I think she thought it was off camera, but they were still mics, so it made it on the show. And I said, that was really disappointing. Like, I expected from Paige, but I love Amanda. So, you know, I root for these people hard, you know,

and I've interviewed Amanda and Kyle once, really liked them a lot. And Amanda DM'd me, it was like, I heard I disappointed you. And I was like, and I was just like, oh man. Cause it's so, cause you realize how silly all of it is. And I had to say like, I don't know the real you. And I don't I said, but from the show thing, it was just and I'm like,

then explaining something as an old dude, like going like, and you don't want to like you don't want to like talk bad about yourself so much. But I'm like, I'm a dork. Like, I'm the biggest opinion should be nothing. I say that every podcast, like. Like, you, like, I'm the biggest loser. My opinion should be nothing. I say that every podcast. Like, no matter who I make fun of, whether it be Jax, whether it be, I am the biggest loser of all of them. Oh, stop.

No, no, but not even in a joke. Like, this is what I've chosen to do with my life. And luckily, it's working out. Yeah. But at the same time, I'm hyper aware of how silly and ridiculous it can be. Like, you have to be you 24 hours a day. Yeah. I can choose when to turn on Sheena's greatest hits at home.

You know, like, I was saying, my roommate just started watching Vanderpump Rules for the first time. So it's always on in the background. How fun is that? Oh, it's wild. I've watched Sheena's. I mean, it's just wild, the whole thing. But so it was when then I was like, oh, no, how do I apologize to Sheena? And then finally you were at the Zack Peter and Up and Atom Live.

Yes. And I knew you were going to be there. That's when it came full circle. And they said, oh, Brock and Sheena. Yes. And I knew you were going to be there. That's when it came full circle. And they said, oh, Brock and Sheena. And I was like, oh, that'll be fun.

And then I started thinking about it. Wait a second. I was like, wait. And then I kept thinking like Brock is, he's like really muscly. And I was,

I got there like an hour early and you guys got there and I made a beeline for Sheena. I was like just stripping sweat. And I just go,

hey Sheena, I'm Ryan. And you were like really nice. I think you texted me before this. I was like, just go sweat and i just go hey sheen i'm ryan and you you were like really nice i think you texted me before this i was like just go up to her it'll be fine you're really nice but yeah but you also you're like but i do want you to learn a lesson from this and then brock came over and i was like okay cool and she goes brock guess who this is and i'm like do you remember that day when you came home with his friend o'sheen our irish friend was visiting and they walked

in the door and I didn't know O'Sheen too well until honestly, like this trip. And this might have been a moment that made us closer, like his friends. They come in and I'm sobbing. Sorry to make you feel bad again. No, she's doing what I was sobbing on the couch. By the way, Brock goes, no, no. And I go about Summer's name getting leaked for a second time. And he goes, yeah. and I go about Summer's name getting leaked for a second time and he goes

yeah and I go that's him I was like knock it off Sheena because I'm looking at her and I'm like don't say it don't say it

anyway that's how Brock ended up beating up Brian Bailey it was awesome because then like I even sat next to Sheena at one point that night and it was the

bizarrest moment because all of a sudden I'm like you know every like Brock's being nice to me Sheena's being nice to me the podcast is happening I'm like this is really wild and then all of a sudden your'm like, you know, every like Brock's being nice to me. Sheena's being nice to me. The podcast is happening. I'm like, this is really wild.

And then all of a sudden your FaceTime rings and it's flipping the dude, the TV guy, seven minutes. Rob? Rob. I'm like, Rob FaceTime her in the middle. So all of a sudden I see Rob pop up and I'm like, oh, I'm obviously having a stroke right now. I died. No, they're friends now. We hated him for a little bit,

but now we just see each other. No, it was just so bizarre because I was like, what is going on here? Yeah. That's so funny. And Brock, I feel like, like one of the reasons

I love him for you is you can be like high strung and get worked up and anxious about stuff. And Brock's like, don't worry about it. No, no, no. Like he's just like,

he's the easy one. I feel like he's the one where he's like, you're not going to worry about this. It's all going to be okay. We're moving on. And like, he's, I feel like he was actually probably, it was probably good that he was there when you guys had this interaction. Cause he's like the, like, don't sweat it. We're going to get through it. And it was so far past it now. Like I'm so over it. I was so emotional about it at the time. I had crazy hormones. Like, you know, when knocked out, when he's like, fuck you, hormones.

And I was like, that was me. So it was the hormones. Thank you for accepting my apology. And when I do, if I ever meet Summer, I will apologize to her as well. She is the cutest. Did you see the video

I posted at Disneyland the other day when she ran up to my dad. Oh, and like bumped into his legs? Yeah, I did see that. Wait until we can get her in the good as gold costume and let her in for Halloween at like six or seven. You do have to get her. Do you still have those

gold shorts? Oh, I don't know. Maybe in storage in like a Halloween box or something. I hope they're in an archive somewhere because I was looking, somebody like tagged you in like a throwback and I think I commented on it and was like, Sheena,

you better still have these shorts. They need to be in an archive somewhere. Why aren't we re-recording Good as Gold? Why aren't we re-recording the classics? Like Taylor Swift did it, the Taylor's version.

I mean, I already did the Good as Gold remix. No, but we do, we keep doing it. You know, Ryan wants to, I tweeted this, I was like doing something fun

with Sheena and Ryan today and he was like, the Good as Gold remix where he raps on it. And I was like, I would like, doing something fun with Sheena and Ryan today and he was like, the Good as Gold remix where he raps on it. I was like, I would listen to that. I told Sheena, I was at Coachella, which is another one of those moments where you're like, oh. And then I'm like, she has the, it's all, like you forget you have the

iconic tattoo. Oh yeah, you took a photo of it. And I was like, yo, could I take a, because you all of a sudden forget, you're like, I'm with a musical legend myself, you know, like and I can say I unironically love Good as Gold. Oh, it's so good. I unironically. I don't think there's a strong opinion one way or the other.

It's just known. It's a great song. Well, because there's housewives music that is funny. That is flat out. But Good as Gold is a fucking bomb. It's a good song. It's a bomb. It's a good song.

That's why you need to do remix after remix. You get James Kennedy on it. Yeah. I begged Sandoval to do a cover of it, but to change it up. Oh, that would be good. I would love to hear

Sandoval's version of it. Right? I think that'd be really fun. Yeah. Or Sheena Shea Unplugged. Like how MTV used to do it. You know what? Speaking of MTV,

I love me some MTV. You had Dave Holmes on. I did. He's awesome. Dave, that was like a dream come true that I didn't even know was a dream. Like someone who I've watched. Wait, I'm so, you know, I never know who anybody is. He was a VJ.

Oh, okay. Remember they had the contest for who wants to be a DJ, a VJ? Yes. Jesse Camp won. He was like, hey, I'm Jesse. Okay, yeah. But Dave Holmes was like in the top. And I didn't even remember who that Yes. Jesse Camp won. He was like, hey, I'm Jesse. Okay, yeah. But Dave Holmes was like in the top.

And I didn't even remember who that was. Oh, yeah. But he was, but Dave Holmes to me was like, I could be Dave Holmes one day. Like, that was my idol. So he wrote this awesome book.

He has this amazing podcast. Yeah. I truly look up to him in terms of pop culture, but you had him on. Oh, my God. Yeah. I miss the old school MTV days.

I miss the old school MTV days, too. But you know what's happening? What? This year's MTV Movie and TV Awards, which is the biggest night to be a fan. Ooh. So on Sunday, June 5th, and I've also heard that Tom and Ariana

are not only nominated, but also presenting for Best Reality Couple. So Sunday night, June 5th, it's two back-to-back shows celebrating everything fans love from scripted to unscripted. It's all of popcorn culture pretty much put together. Starting at 8 p.m., Vanessa Hudgens is hosting the MTV Movie and TV Awards featuring appearances by Sidney Sweeney, Chris Evans, Billy Eichner, Awkwafina, Jack Black, and more, with DJ Snoopadelic spinning all night long.

And then host Tayshia Adams is keeping things real at the Unscripted Awards. So this is featuring appearances by Nicole Richie, Nick Vile, James Kennedy, Tom Sandoval, Ariana Maddox from Banner Pump Rules. We've got Selling Sunsets, Chris Schell, and Emma, Lindsay and Paige from Summer House, the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,

Melissa and Teresa from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and more, just not me. The stars are out. That's stacked, though. That's a lot of my stuff. I know. I'm trying to think maybe I was getting too old for the MTV, but I feel like it's evolving with us.

Yeah. You know, they haven't dipped into the 90 days. It's like an Angela and Michael. An Angela and Michael. With unforgettable sneak peeks at the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip selling the OC,

it all starts with MTV Movie and TV Awards this Sunday at 8, 7 central on MTV. And was MTV Awards what, is that the one

where Kanye took the award from Taylor? Yeah. I think that was the VMAs. This is the Movie and TV Awards. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, that makes sense that it's all the HouseMAs. This is the movie and TV awards. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Okay, so yeah, that makes sense that it's all the housewives then. Should MTV still even be able to do the VMAs? It's like all movies and TV I feel like now.

It is all movies and TV now. But it's their classic bread and butter. I'm just glad they're giving reality shows attention, you know? Good old MTV. I voted for Tom and Ariana. I'm really excited for them

and I hope they win. They were like, well, we're going up. Everyone go vote. Yeah, they were like, I think it's closed now. Oh, damn it. No, they did because I was like, hey, I'm going to throw it up in my stories and Ariana. I'm really excited for them and I hope they win. They were like, well, we're going up. Everyone go vote. Yeah, they were like, I think it's closed now. Oh, damn it. No, they did because I was like,

hey, I'm going to throw it up in my stories and Ariana goes, voting just ended. I did it and then I was going to go do it from all my burner email addresses or whatever

and then it was closed. If they don't vote or fraud, it's going to be, I'm going to make a big stink. She said that there's like a Bachelor couple that they're up against and she was like,

they just have such a big fan base. I'm like, bigger than you guys? Oh, Bachelor. I know that they have some diehards. Bachelor Nation is big. If they lose to the Bachelor people. It's just they have such a wider viewership. They're organized, too.

Unless you watch Vanderpump Rules, like you might not know Tom and Ariana compared to a Bachelor couple. Just because they're on the headlines for like ABC. And yeah, the rumor is if they don't win, they're breaking up. That's the rumor I'm starting. I thought if they know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, If they win, they're getting married. I was going to go that route. Dial it back.

OK, so reality TV, that is a big thing that I know you love to watch, but what are your favorite shows? And I want to know what are some of your favorite and least favorite, and you don't have to say necessarily least favorite, but I always like to know like from fellow podcasters interview wise, like who are some of your favorite people you've interviewed? And have you ever had an interview that you were just like, Oh God, when is this going to end? I've been really lucky. Like everybody usually seems to want to talk, you know, even more so than I would even give them credit for. Like I was with Countess Luann a couple of weeks ago and I was kind of really nervous going into it because I was like, she can

be, I think, you know, she doesn't know who I am and she was great. She was lovely. And I think usually I'm generally just so excited and I want to pump them up so much. It's usually not the housewives or the reality stars that are the most amazing. It's like other podcasters or writers like Dave Holmes. I had on too. I was just, I geeked out so hard because somebody that can appreciate, like, even if we talked about pop culture, we could geek out on this level that has nothing to do with reality shows. There's like a shorthand language that pop culture brings people in where it's like, I'm not a sports dude. Like I'm not Brock. I don't bring my clubs everywhere. But what I can tell you is like every reality show, I can tell you box office figures. I can tell you music stats. Those are the things from a little kid I was just obsessed with. I, for some

reason, was the guy that even before the internet was getting us weekly and looking at the pictures. Is your dad a sports guy? He is. Yeah, he's so disappointed in me. But you were like, I'm going this route. Yeah, I was the weird kid. Like, I really truly was. And only later in life, you kind of lean into those things. And you can find that. You're like, no, my differences make me cool.

The reality star that has been the most, just, I guess it would gotta be Sandoval because it was in person. And he just, he went so hard. Like, he was like, I'm going. He never half-asses anything. And he was nervous. He's like, is this okay, man?

Like, I'm like, this is like Kanye West trying to make something perfect for me. And it was, it was truly special. Okay. I want to know of all the, okay. One favorite show on Bravo, including Vanderpump, Summer House, all that. Like, and then I want to also know your favorite and least favorite Housewives franchises. Well, I mean, Vanderpump rules will always have my heart. Like that just truly, you know,

that for a lot of people came at a place where you guys nailed so many seasons and then you would dip. And then I remember coming back with that Faith Jack season where I was like, whoa, like it blew me away. Like nobody had done that way. Like you guys set the road for Summer House.

You set the road for, you know, like, so I will never, and I love fans, like we dip out so easily and I'm like, no, I will go down with this ship. Like I am, this is family.

You do not leave family. You will watch every episode, period. Summer House, I love Summer House too. I get, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I've loved the last two seasons.

I think they have a really good mix of villains and not necessarily heroes, but just extreme personalities. Beverly Hills seems to do it really right. Potomac is another one that I really fell in love with over pandemic, but I'll try anything. I'm not, you know, What's your least favorite Housewife franchise? OC got really intense over the pandemic because you had like Kelly Dodd and things. And like, I'm all for everybody having their opinion, but sometimes in that pressure cooker of a couple of years,

I mean, we're still in it. It was really hard to watch, you know, like I can take brutality and I can take people saying nasty things, but there gets to a point where it's weird. Like, and that's like, even with Housewives, where people are like stealing now, potentially. There's crimes involved.

Like there's crime. The only crime I want on my reality show is at a sunglass hut in Hawaii. I don't, I don't, but you know, like I don't want, I don't want to worry about like people being taken advantage of on a massive scale where you might have on Beverly Hills or even Salt Lake City.

Those can make me nervous. And I feel sometimes bad for getting enjoyment out of that. And I think we then start expecting, we get desensitized. So I'm like the new Vanderpump, we're going to expect like Sheena to run over somebody, you know? Oh my God. But that's what I'm like, the audiences are prime.

It's like higher stakes now. It's really funny, the sunglass thing. So I'm at Jackson, they're my neighbors now. I'm over there all the time. And normally I'll go over there to swim with Britney and Cruz and stuff. And the other day I have these like Ray-Bans that I've had for like six years that I wear all the time. And I leave stuff over there all the time. I'll leave like my swimsuit, just like cover ups. I left, I'll tell you another funny story in a second, but I left my sunglasses over there recently. And I was like texting Jackson, Brittany. And I was like, hey, I think there's some like black Ray-Bans over there.

And then I went over like the next day. I was like, did you guys find those Ray-Bans? Jack's like, nah, I've been looking. I haven't seen them. I'm like, Jack. And he started laughing too. Like he has a good sense of humor about it. The other funny thing that happened recently

is I went over there and Brittany was like, what size bra do you wear? And I was like, 34B, sometimes A, depends, like, you know, whatever. She was like, is this yours? And she held up and I have a habit. I take my bra off. Like I've done it at restaurants.

If I'm like, if I'm like have a couple of drinks, I'm like, I don't want to wear this anymore. Like I'll take off my bra. That's weird. So at some point, I think it was like at their Superbowl party or like something. I like took my bra off after like at like 9 PM, the day was over and I under my shirt, took my bra off. And you put it in their couch? I set it on their dining room table. You're a guest at somebody's house. Why would you bring a purse? I didn't have a purse with me. I always just bring my phone that has all my cards in it. So I didn't have a purse with me. I always just bring my phone that has all my cards in it. So I didn't have a purse.

So I just took it off. I put it on their dining room table, which I was like, oh, on my way out, I'll bring. Brittany found it and was like, whose is this? Oh my God. That is so bad. Did you almost get Jax in trouble? Almost.

So she was like, it's not mine. But just think of the feeling that went through her entire body when she found that. And she was like, I know he's not going to do anything, but I just had to double check. She's like, this is yours. And I was like, I know he's not going to do anything, but I just had to double check. She's like, this is yours. And I was like, Brittany, I was like, on the inside,

there's a silver thing, like a silver tag. She's like, this isn't Jax's size that he likes. And he was like, I told you, Brittany, I knew it either had to be

Kristen's or Janet's because they both have small boobs. Oh my God, so they had a conversation about it? Yes. He was like, who's been over here? Who would take their bra off?

See, that's a scene on Red Velvet Rules. Janet and Kristen are over here all the time. It's got to be one of them. And they both have small boobs that would fit in this bra. Kristen doesn't have small boobs. Small enough that it would.

She's got a full C. Well, she's a C. She's not a double D like Britney. So he was like, it's boobs that are smaller than Britney's. Like, it's got to be one of these girls. And I was like, yes, it's mine. She's like, your shirt? I was like, yes.

I was like, and I was like, Britney. Are you willing to sign it? I was like, you really think Jack, like you have cameras everywhere all over this house. You think Jack's going to try to sneak a mistress in? I'm like and I was like Brittany are you willing to sign it I was like you really think Jack like you have cameras everywhere all over his house you think Jack's gonna try to sneak a mistress in I'm like come on no no no it is not happening okay wow I just thought it was so funny I was cracking up about it I was like I'll take my bra home sorry guys wow sorry to cause a stir over here okay before we pause there we'll be right back. All right. Father's Day is just around the corner. And if you haven't got a gift yet, I have just the thing for you. So I talked about story worth before when it pertained to my mom. But now that I've done it with my dad, I'm learning things about my dad that I never knew

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you go to StoryWorth.com slash A. That's S-T-O-R-Y-W-O-R-T-H.com slash A. Okay, so I want to kind of wrap this up by asking you a Mary Fuck Kill. But I need your help with this. Because I just, I said I wanted to do this, but I didn't think of who yet. So we're going to be on the spot. I want to do a Housewives Mary Fuck Kill. But I don't know all of them

because I don't watch all of the franchises. So we're going to just each pick one. Okay. So I'm going to say Dorit. Let's do, let's stick with Beverly Hills

then for this one. Oh, okay. Erika Jayne, Dorit, and who do we want as the last one? Garcelle?

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So this is easy. Oh, we gave him an easy one. Then we're going to move to Jersey next. I would marry Garcelle.

She seems like really kind of even keeled, and I really dig her whole thing. Obviously gorgeous. Yeah. I mean, they're all really pretty. I got to kill Erika Jayne. I would have killed Rinna too. Like, so that would have been-

I wish I had an extra kill. You know what? I want to change it to Sutton, Rinna, and Erika Jayne. That seems harder. Okay. Sutton, I've got like this really weird- I love Sutton. I've got to change it to Sutton, Rinna, and Erika Jayne. That seems harder. Okay. Sutton, I've got like this really weird. I love Sutton. I've got this weird crush on Sutton.

I've been talking on my show. I think Brock does too. He does all of his cameos. He brings Erika Jayne's lingerie and does cameos outside of Sutton's store. So Tom Girardi had an auction of all his assets. Oh my God. He got the red stuff that was in his desk drawer. The agent provocateur panties and all that stuff. Oh no. So all my cameos, I'll take them in front of Sutton's

store or I'll go behind a sir in the alley and I will do like, hey, and I'll have the Tom. That's hilarious. I have a lot of Tom Girardi's law trophies too. We've been on a- It's like a portrait of him too, right? Yeah. It's a huge oil painting of him and his brothers. Like we've been on this mystery box and it came with like a like, a hundred, like, it was, like, 40 law trophies. Like, his whole career, it was, like, kids with signs, like, we love Gerard E. Keyes, which is so dark. Oh, my gosh.

Because I was like, is this one of the orphans? Oh, my gosh. But the panties aren't Erika Jayne's. No, they were for a potential mistress or something. So, I'll take those, and I'll just do cameos. Yeah. They've proven really useful, but. Okay, so you have a crush on Sutton. Yeah, so Sutton's like, I'll say I'll say Ron, I love you.

She has that like Southern. And she said she goes, she goes, I don't a couple episodes ago. She goes, I don't care about money. I got money. So I was like, I'm in on that. Yeah. She goes, handsome. I'm not great looking, but I'm not ugly. I can do handsome. OK. The only thing that caught me up was like she was like, they got to be into cats. And I was like, I like cats, but I don't love like I'm more of a dog guy. But then I was like, I don't dislike cats. So you're marrying Sutton? Yeah.

Mary Sutton. Okay. Out of the Erica and Renna. Renna. Okay. Renna. I just, I got to kill Renna. There's your.

I just, she and Erica. I don't. Erica over sexualizes herself. I don't, Erica over-sexualizes herself. I don't think she's that sexual in real life. She's like, I don't know. You think you could finish with Erica? I don't think I can finish with any of them. I don't think, I mean, just truly,

just truly, that's something I'm working on right now. But no, she's just so, I don't know. That's, yeah, that's how it would be. It would not be a great day regardless. Okay. If I had to, I don't think. What about Jersey? What about Jennifer, Teresa?

Dolores. Dolores. Dolores. I mean, I would want to marry and have sex with Dolores. Okay. So you're marrying her. So I'm marrying her. Okay.

So that's, okay. Okay. You can assure that. Teresa, listen, she is an icon, a legend, all of that stuff that we always say, and I know I'm going to get like hate for this. I got to kill Teresa. Okay. She's got to get off the, no, the show cannot grow any further. It is Teresa's show, Hook, Line, and Sinker. If they do

not get, like she sucks all of the oxygen. It's like Kardashian. They suck all of the pop culture. Fucking gold. She is. She's going for TV, but this season on the reunion. Yeah, the reunion. Okay, I haven't seen the reunion yet. I'm so behind. That's when Brock's family was in town and I'm on the finale. I've not watched the reunion yet. Let me tell you this. She, in it, she talks about how during Melissa and Joe's wedding

that Teresa was pregnant, so they should have postponed their wedding until she wasn't pregnant anymore. That was like the epitome. That was the epitome of Teresa. And I was like, that's who she is. But you can't argue with Teresa.

She's like a brick wall. Like nothing comes, like she doesn't seem to understand arguments. So she'll yell and scream and all of that stuff, which is entertaining, but you can't then argue back with her.

It just, it feels like. I love her. I got to get her on the pod soon. That would actually be amazing. And then, so then Jennifer you're sleeping with. Yeah, no, Jennifer, I don't think she's not pretty.

You know, she deserves, she deserves, she kind of owes him an affair. So maybe that's it. Yeah, Jennifer, I was on She she's not pretty. You know, she deserves, she kind of owes him an affair. So maybe that's it. Yeah. Jennifer, I was on Sheena's podcast. We decided. Jennifer's been on the podcast.

So is Dolores. Next is Teresa. Teresa. I'm going to text her. I was thinking about it the other night. Do you have her number? Yeah. No, like we're friends.

We share a makeup artist. See, like you have an easy in though. You can, you know, you're Sheena Shea. Like that's, I, to try to get these people, it's like a slow build. artist. You have an easy in, though. You're Sheena Shea. To try to get these people, it's like a slow build. I have to work on these people for like a year because they're like, okay, I heart radio. You gotta go with the lube, you know? If you have Teresa on,

I'm writing a list of questions that you have to ask before you have her on. My dream guy is Sheena. She eventually, hopefully, one day will come on. I'm so down. I have pages of questions for Sheena. Like she eventually, hopefully one day will come on because I have pages of questions for Sheena. It will be like, it will be like inside the actor's studio. Oh yeah.

But with Sheena. Ask her one or two of your top questions. I mean, really, truly, I want to do a lyric breakdown of Good as Gold. I want to do what it means to you then, what it means to you now. And what do you remember about being in the stew, as we like to call it, because this is such an iconic moment that is keeps getting played out. You know, like I think that is such a huge moment that I would really love to put you back in that space of really trying. Because also I mentioned I worked

at an acting studio that you had came in for at once, like Sandoval, Ariana, they had all been there and your notes were great. Said you were a great actor. Said, oh, she actually knows what she's doing. And Ariana's notes were really good, too. Which studio? Leslie Kahn. I loved it there. And Sandoval's was like, he's really excitable, you know? Sounds about right.

I just recently was on your IMDb and saw that you have an extensive amount of roles that you've done. I was like, wait. I was like, wait. And I'm like, you were in the, like, you had a role in that? Or like, you were that guy? I did not realize that. I was talking to Ariana last night and I was like, wait, now I'm on his IMDb. I was like, wait, what?

I love that other people have to vouch for me. Kind of like, he's all right. He's not going to kill you. What was some of the, what's like one of your favorite roles? Well, The Office, How I Met Your Mother. The Office was really cool just because it was one of those situations where I'd booked a role on the fifth season and I told my parents. It was like my dad's favorite show.

It was like this thing with Steve Carell. And it was like, and I was so excited. And then they wrote it out or they cut it. Well, we didn't even get to film it. They just cut the scene. And they said, oh, we'll remember you. Don't worry. And seasons go by.

And then finally, on the last season, they called and they said, hey, we want you for something. And I was like, yeah, let's do the audition. He's like, no, we'll just give it to you.

And they gave me two episodes. That cast and crew, they really did. That's amazing. And they were like, the director had remembered me from like three seasons ago. And I was like,

these guys really care, you know? And you know, in Hollywood, you don't get a lot of that. People don't remember. You have to fight for everything. And that's like one of the most iconic shows of all time. Oh, I mean, that is one of those things. Like I was on Arrested Development, which was like, so when you can get on shows, like I really want to uncurb your enthusiasm. I've auditioned a bunch for it, but like that would be a dream one or. Larry David. Honestly, I feel like this conversation could go on forever. And I think we should probably do a part two.

I really, I would love that. This is so, I was so nervous coming in today and in fact, I didn't sleep that much last night because I was so, I get really nervous

about things and so this, thank you for making this really a special issue. No, I'm so glad we finally did this. We should definitely do this again.

We'll do a part two shenanigans but I would also love to come on your show. It would truly be an honor. Let's do that. Fun. All right. Thank you guys so much for listening.

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