SciShow Tangents - Fear Month: Decomposition!
Episode Date: October 15, 2019As the SciShow Tangents Month of Fear continues, your hosts get down into the wormy, slimy muck to discuss Ceri’s biggest fear: decomposition! Does that sound too generic to be truly terrifying? Tha...t’s what Sam thought too, and now he is also quite scared of decomposing! Boo!Follow us on Twitter @SciShowTangents, where we’ll tweet out topics for upcoming episodes and you can ask the science couch questions! If you want to learn more about any of our main topics, check out this these links:[Truth or Fail]Straw Urinals - https://www.unreservedmedia.com/paris-open-air-urinals/Peepee Day - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/earthnews/6554958/Urinate-on-the-compost-heap-to-save-the-planet-says-the-National-Trust.htmlhttps://grist.org/living/ask-umbra-can-i-pee-in-my-compost-pile/Human Composting - https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/washington-first-state-allow-burial-method-human-composting-180972020/[Fact Off]Ocean viruses - https://advances.sciencemag.org/content/3/9/e1602565.fullhttps://www.ocean.washington.edu/courses/oc400/Arrigo2005.pdfBurying beetles - https://www.fws.gov/Midwest/endangered/insects/ambb/abb_fact.htmlhttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2018/10/news-burying-beetle-nursery-bacteria-fungus-decomposition/[Ask the Science Couch]Food Safetyhttps://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/wcm/connect/fsis-content/internet/main/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/safe-food-handling/food-safety-tips-for-college-students/ct_indexhttps://food.unl.edu/will-reheating-food-make-it-safe-if-you-forget-refrigerate-ithttps://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/food-technology/bacterial-food-poisoning/https://www.fda.gov/food/consumers/what-you-need-know-about-foodborne-illnessesDecomposershttps://www1.nyc.gov/assets/dsny/docs/tip-sheet-decomposer-id-cpts-id-f.pdfPizza (Quora answer)https://www.quora.com/Is-it-safe-to-eat-pizza-left-out-overnight[Butt One More Thing]A/V plughttp://www.orderofthegooddeath.com/deathly-doodle-leakagehttp://fluidpusher.blogspot.com/2009/10/questions-of-day-jenn-edition.html
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Hello and welcome to SciShow Tangents, the lightly competitive knowledge showcase starring
some of the geniuses that make the YouTube series SciShow happen.
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We're joined today by Stefan Chin, as always.
Yeah.
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Leftover bread.
Sam Schultz is also here.
Hi.
Sam, what's your tagline?
Incandescent label.
Great.
Good one.
Sari's here, too.
Yep, I am.
What's your tagline, Sari?
Part cat, part bird, all muscle.
And I'm Hank Green. I
am going to be here at like 80%
today and my tagline is
robot spectacles. 80%
is pretty good. I've been here at less than 80%.
Oh yeah, me too. Frequently.
I'll try to be at 120%.
Ready for it.
It's a lofty goal, I feel like.
It's very ambitious for me, especially.
It's 120% of your usual.
Yeah.
Every week here on Slash Your Tangents,
we get together to try to one-up a maze
and delight each other with science facts.
We're playing for glory.
We're also playing for a Hank box,
which are the way that we keep score.
Why?
Don't ask too many questions.
For this, the scariest month of all, October,
we're having a great time doing something a little different.
Each episode is featuring a topic
that is one of our panelists' greatest fears.
And Sari is going to introduce this one
with a science poem.
When creatures of flesh and bone drop dead,
their organs red, their insides shred,
the cells they lice the bacteria feast the
beast has ceased to breathe they scream wood bones sway to and crash and fall as fungi small both grow
and sprawl they rot the insides more and more in every pore they spread their spore before we're
dust we're goop and grime and i for one detest this slime but someday this body will give way
and to my dismay i will decay oh that's a real poem 20 percent nice
yeah i need that horn noise you always write real poems when it's your turn yeah
none of us can do real poems except Hank sometimes. Yeah. Thanks.
The topic of the day is decay, decomposition.
So, like, after a living thing has died, it's inevitable journey from organized to random again.
Entropy.
Entropy.
And that involves a lot of goop and gross.
Yeah.
Little buggies crawling in places.
Some buggies doing it.
Yuck. The weird thing is that like decomposition can happen inorganically.
So you can decompose without life, but it happens much faster when there's like life helping it happen.
There's like this sort of question what would happen if there was just a dead body in space.
And even that would decay in a way.
It would get sort of broken down by.
Those solar rays.
Solar rays.
Meteors. Get a nice tan.
Eventually, tiny meteors
will rip you up.
It'll just be like Swiss cheese in space.
This topic made me extremely
uncomfortable as I was researching it.
Are you also afraid of decomposition?
I think I'm more afraid of dying.
Thinking about dying.
It's like this body
which has held itself together quite nicely for 40 years just uh not anymore yeah and i was looking up like mummies
i thought mummies would be fun mummies are not fun why are you afraid of this i don't have like
many big fears but it's something that always creeps me out which feels like the general sense
of october like mowing the lawn or
something and coming across a dead bird or a dead mouse my instinctual reaction is
back away i'm scared i don't want to deal with it so whatever instinct is deep in my brain of like
dead equals disease trotting is bad bacteria maggots whatever is dialed up to whatever
it can be or like reading about things like maggot therapy grosses me out yeah so where i don't know
you have dead skin and it's easier to on a living person on a living person you have dead skin yeah
it's easier instead of like cutting it out with a scalpel you like
have sterilized maggots that just eat away at the flesh don't worry about it i hate it i hate it
you can't it's been in the autoclave no there's no such thing as a sterilized
and then i looked at pictures of them to prepare for this episode i don't know why i just wanted
to be yeah disgusted going in here yeah Yeah, I definitely, I went intentionally in a direction that did not allow for me to see anything actually decomposing.
I mean, it's like a very important part of biology.
Yeah, it's sort of the last step in the energy chain, you know?
Making sure the nutrients that were absorbed into this one organism get recycled back into the environment. And pretty much nothing would live
unless we had this recycling decomposers
putting nitrogen back in the environment
and carbon and oxygen.
I don't know.
A bunch of stuff.
But they're still nasty.
Good, but nasty.
It just reminds you that
we're so far from equilibrium.
Living things are just like
all the good chemistry
that keeps them together. As soon as that
chemistry stops, it just falls apart.
Yeah, like quite literally.
Your cells start exploding
and then the bacteria produce so much gas
and then your skin starts sloughing off
and your eyes glaze over and it's like
wah! Gross, gross, gross.
And now it's time for
Truth or Fail.
One of our panelists,
it's Sam this week,
has brought three science facts
for us to enjoy,
but two of them are
freaking lies.
We have to pick the true one
and we'll get a Hank Buck
if we do.
If not, Sam gets the buck.
Sam, what are your three facts?
All right, so today
I'm going to talk about
the cute, kid-friendly version of decomposition.
Composting.
And in the
U.S., Washington State is one of the most
prolific and progressive composters
that there are with mandatory composting and
curbside pickup and all that stuff to make it really easy.
Mandatory composting? What happens
if I don't put my banana peel out? Probably get
fined. I don't know. You're from Washington. What happens?
Do I go to jail? I never went to jail for not composting but composting was really normalized
growing up because we had the garbage bin recycling bin and compost bin like in the back like yard
waste compost i don't know and those were like our three things and we learned which to throw in
which one they drill it into you to be environmentally friendly and do that. If I'm about to puke in Washington, would I puke in the trash bin or the compost bin?
What would you eat?
Just a bunch of Snickers wrappers.
Wrappers?
No, you can't do that.
All right.
So which one of these is a real composting program practiced in the state of Washington?
Number one, straw-filled urinals in parks where public urination is a problem.
The idea is that public piers would use them at least every now and then,
and cities can use the urine-soaked grass for composting.
Number two, so-called pee-pee days,
where people are invited to urinate into or pour saved urine onto municipal compost heaps.
Wait.
Or number three.
Keep going.
Human body composting, where bodies are buried in containers with plant matter and allowed to break down naturally.
The compost is then given back to the family of the deceased.
So our three facts are straw urinals in parks.
Pee-pee days.
Where people are invited to bring their pee pee out
or human composting
where you get buried in a box
and they give the compost
who's they?
the place where you put them
in the box
the people with the box
the people with the box
so it's like a company
and the way that
someone would cremate you
but instead they make dirt
yeah
and then I make carrots
out of my grandma
grandma, yeah I love that yeah? yeah, I do cremate you but instead they make dirt yeah and then i make carrots out of my grandma yeah
i love that yeah yeah i do maybe this is very washington of me to love this idea that i could
eat my grandma but like in a wholesome way yeah yeah not cannibalism yeah you could like literally
have grandma's cake or something or grandma's pie because she would be in the pie come on oh be
cool i'm breaking 120 yeah you really are you're tapping into something i'm not comfortable with
to to so i know that there have been weirdnesses with body disposal and that there are lots of
regulations around it but i don't know if those are state based or federal so this doesn't help me figure the answer to this question out because i know
that there are places where composting human bodies has been like people want to do it and
they're like no you can't you have to fill them with a bunch of toxic stuff and bury them in a
freaking like there's only one way you can do it it's the way that the funeral homes want you to
do it because it costs a bunch of money but i feel like there's a lot of like quote-unquote green way body disposal methods that have come out in the recent years and
i get here green coffin like coffins that are not designed to like protect your
stupid mortal coil this is useless flesh sack that like i don't care if it's in a comfy cozy
box and gets preserved for an extra 20 years like it's still going to
become worms it's not about you at that point i also don't care if anyone i love becomes worms
in 20 or 40 or 60 years they are the same amount of time yeah i agree with that i'm willing to be
liquefied liquefied i don't know to another level you can also become a diamond I think yeah
maybe that one's better
yeah
just plant a tree on me
I like Stefan
becoming a diamond
I can see that
you know
yeah
I prefer that
to liquid Stefan
if it was gonna be
something I got to keep
if you got Stefan
in a jar
or Stefan in a diamond
yeah I'd prefer
Stefan in a diamond
just some kind of
Stefan that I could
hold in my hand
without having to wash afterward.
I think it would be funny, you know, like a pop bottle or something.
Like a two liter?
We could maybe have like a six pack of Stefan.
Oh!
And then every like 10 years you pop one open.
No!
Would you drink Stefan juice for a million dollars?
If it was safe, like the maggots, I've been
through the autoclave. You're all in trouble.
Sam, will you drink one Stefan?
I will take the hit.
I'll answer the question if you get a
Hank bug deduction. I'll get a Hank because I do want to know
if you will drink one Stefan.
For a million dollars? Yeah, yeah. I'd do anything for a million dollars.
Me too.
I'd drink myself.
I would too.
Yeah, same. So is Sarah now at negative one point i'm at zero because i had back down to zero wow it's a good poem sorry you had to waste it like
that so the other two are peepee ones um sari resident compost expert is peepee good for
compost i have no idea i apparently did not learn as much about composting as I thought I would.
Probably there's bacteria in it,
but I don't know.
There's not very much bacteria in urine.
That's one of the things.
Is that like,
we used to think it was sterile,
but it turns out
it's a little bit not sterile.
Is there ammonia in there too?
Sure, there's lots of nitrogen.
Is it old pee on pee-pee day
or is it like fresh pee?
It's both.
I doubt pee-pee day
because who would want
to carry jars of pee? Just's both. I doubt pee pee day because who would want to carry jars of pee?
Just Washingtonians.
Washington.
Everyone in Washington walks around with a mason jar.
Just in case.
Catheters.
Oh, that's a great idea.
You move to the state of Washington, you get your catheter.
Well, the catheter goes into the mason jar.
Right.
It's like the mason jar is strapped to your ankle.
You just dribble
into it all day so straw urinals in parks seems like super plausible to me because you basically
you just want somewhere for people to pee and then you have enough straw you can compost it
and it's better than just letting it soak into the ground. I'm going to go with straw urinals.
I'm not going to let any of you guys steal it before I get to it.
I'm going to go with the human body one.
Human compost.
Yeah, turn me into dirt.
I like pee-pee days.
You like pee-pee days?
Yeah.
If it's pee-pee days, I will be over the moon for you.
Bring out your pee.
A couple months ago, it was announced that starting in May 2020 in Washington, it's totally legal to compost human beings.
There's already a company that does it.
But they're breaking the law?
They're breaking the law, I think.
But everybody's like, ah, it's fine.
The company is called Recompose.
And they put you in a box with straw, bark, and alfalfa, and they turn you into soil, which you can then donate to be planted,
to like plant in a public park bed or like a tree or something.
Or they give it back to your family,
and they can grow a grandma carrot.
It was a little unclear to me
because it seemed like at first they wanted to treat it like human ashes,
the same rules as human ashes.
But I think this new legalization of it will make it so that it is just treated like compost instead of human ashes the same rules as human ashes but i think this new legalization of it will make
it so that it is just treated like compost instead of human ashes so you couldn't be dumping it like
in public legally i don't think i don't know how long it takes to turn it into compost but like i
got a bunch of stuff in me that i wouldn't necessarily want inside of a carrot like i
take medicine and i like yeah got mercury fill. Maybe it's case by case.
Do they take all the teeth out?
Because you don't want to find a teeth in your grandma cake.
I don't know.
You're not like putting the compost directly
into the cake.
I don't know how it got
inside the carrot. You grow some corn
and then like
One of the corn kernels on the cob
Is a tooth
What if it was one corn but instead of kernels
It was teeth I can't believe that's not a Halloween
Decoration
Is this a whole corn that's just teeth
Oh good thanks Sari I'm so glad that everybody
In the world is thinking about that now
That's the worst thing I ever heard in my life
Peepy day is a day I made up.
But in the UK,
the National Trust,
which is, I think,
from what I can understand,
the British version
of the national park system,
basically they protect
like heritage sites and stuff.
There are some parks
where employees are encouraged
to pee into compost heaps
instead of the toilet.
And number three,
public urinals in Europe
are fairly
common and they've been around for a long time, but last
year in Paris, there was a new breakthrough
in public peeing technology because they
put out urinals with straw in them
and once they're all soaked with pee-pee,
they take all the straw and they put them into composting.
A breakthrough technology!
Yeah, put some straw in there.
Next up, a short break.
And then, it's time for the fact off.
Welcome back, Hank Bucktotals.
Sari, you're coming in with number one.
You could have had two.
I could have had two, but it was worth it.
I got zero, Stefan's got zero, and Stam is in the lead.
Now get ready for the fact-off.
Two of our panelists, me and Stefan, have brought science facts to blow the other's minds.
And you, the other panelists, have to decide which fact you want to award your Hank Buck to. We're going to go
in order of the person who most
recently ate dead
animal. For lunch,
I had a beef bowl.
A beef bowl. A homemade beef bowl.
That sounds great. Well, I had
ham inside of a hot dog
bun not 30 minutes
ago.
Alright, so I guess it's me.
I feel like I've set myself up to be going first
because I knew how recently I had eaten ham,
which was very.
So a thing that's rough when you're a virus
is that you sometimes infect a host
and you take advantage of all of its cellular machinery
and you produce so many copies of yourself
and everything's going great,
but then you accidentally kill the host
and it dies and all of its cellular machinery
doesn't work anymore
and it's just like sad for that organism but also bad for the virus right so when a host of a virus
dies a few things can happen to the virus the thing is going to decompose but the virus also
sometimes doesn't make it out okay now sometimes it's able to survive for some time on some bodily
fluids or it might be able to infect something else, or thanks to a variety of factors like sunlight and temperature
and radiation, the virus itself can decay. So, some scientists wanted to look at virus decay
in different benthic deep-sea ecosystems. Because why not? So, benthic deep-sea ecosystems are,
you get super deep in water but
you're also with sediment so like you're and you're not like in the middle you're on the ocean
floor uh and these areas can sustain a lot of prokaryotic life but prokaryotes get infected
by viruses a lot and when they die they get they like break open and they release the virus and
according to the scientists estimates about 25 of the released viruses end up decomposing.
And viruses are small and simple.
So this might not sound like that big of a deal compared to dramatic, gross decomposition of a giant whale that sunk down there.
But it turns out that viruses are having a huge impact on this ecosystem where nutrient availability is a very important thing. So the viruses are already sort of helping out by killing the
prokaryotes and making their nutrients available, and that releases a bunch of debris for other new
organisms to use. But because viruses are really simple, they're just nucleic acids wrapped up in
this little protein thing, they get broken down really fast, and they are a great source of carbon, especially because they decay much faster compared to a lot of other
stuff that's sinking in the ocean. According to that paper, all that decomposition might amount,
the virus decomposition, these tiny, tiny, tiny organisms might account for up to 50 megatons
every year of nice, easily consumable carbon, which they believe is an important contributor to the cycling of nutrients like nitrogen and phosphorus and deep sea prokaryotic metabolism and is thus very important to life overall.
50 megatons of virus decomposition.
How much is 50 megatons?
All I can say is that if my hand was covered in viruses, it would not be a measurable amount of weight.
And a megaton is a lot.
How many elephants?
So a megaton is a million tons.
Okay.
The average elephant weighs around seven tons.
So how many elephants?
How many elephants?
Seven million elephants.
About. That's a Seven million elephants, about.
That's a lot of elephants.
Yeah.
The ocean is just so full of stuff.
Isn't the factoid, though, that, like, ants have the most biomass on the planet or something?
No, the thing that has the most biomass on the planet is, like, ocean bacteria.
Well, this is what it's sounding like.
Even on the solid ground, bacteria have more biomass.
There's just so much of them.
They're just all up and down the ocean columns.
So like the surface of the planet is sort of like a film, whereas the oceans are like... Saturated.
They're deep.
There's all this space for stuff to be.
Pelagibacter.
What's that?
Ocean bacteria.
Pelagibacter is a specific species that is the most abundant species on the planet.
Maybe not including viruses because they're not really alive.
Well, it's debatable.
It is.
I would, I'd go to the mat for viruses.
People are always like, viruses aren't alive.
And I'm like, well, I don't think they are.
They're holding themselves together.
They're doing the thing.
You think a lot of things are alive.
I do.
I also think that Google is alive.
Do you think certain cars are alive?
Yeah, I think probably maybe some cars have the sort of consciousness of a bacteria.
The thing is, people are like, is it alive?
And I'm like, well, if a fucking bacteria is alive, then a car is alive.
It's making the same decisions.
A car can't make another car, though. Is that an important part of it?
Not to me.
That's an important part to a lot of biologists the thing about our definitions of
life is that they're all designed not with a idea of what life is but with like this is what life
looks like and so let's try to describe that but also not describe something that we all agree
isn't alive and i don't think that that's how you should be defining things scientifically i think
that you need a first principle for what living is.
And to me,
the first principle of what living is
is something that, like,
wants something
and moves toward it.
What's the car want, though?
A self-driving car
wants to not hit other cars.
I like that.
We've signed off.
Okay, good.
I got the purple couch
on board with my
fucked-up life theory.
Stefan's turn.
So, carrion beetles, those are a group of animals that I completely forgot existed because luckily I don't interact with dead things that often.
Carrion beetles are a family of species and then there's a specific genus, Nicrophorus, that is burying beetles.
What they do with carcasses is that they try to find a somewhat fresh one because they don't want to compete with maggots.
And then they dig a hole under it so that it sort of falls in and they can bury it.
While they're doing that, apparently they take all the hair off and they are secreting a bunch of liquids with their mouth and anus that ends up covering the carcass.
Is it the same secretions out of both ends?
Unclear. Okay. Unclear. Yeah, it the same secretions out of both ends? Unclear.
Okay.
Unclear.
Yeah, it's like twice as efficient with just two nozzles.
I don't know.
I don't know how it works.
After they finish this whole process,
it's a pair of them that are doing this.
There are only two?
Oh, do they do it monogamously?
Like they love each other very much and they secrete together?
Once it's buried,
I think males fight for the reproductive access there but in
any case once once they've narrowed it down to a single pair they climb inside and mate which
sounds fun and not personally for the beetles and then they lay their eggs inside and when their
larvae hatch they like the carcass provides food for them sure but like a
carcass is decomposing which is not great for like things that are food like you lose nutritional
value over time and also the microbes that are decomposing the carcass are also leaving behind
toxic byproducts and things that can damage the larvae but researchers knew that corpses that
these beetles interacted with did not decompose as rapidly as corpses that were
just left out they were studying this one species microphorus vespelloides to see if they could
figure out like what what was going on there and so they were testing like the different micro
microbial communities in the carcass and around on the outside of it and they found that this beetle is basically when it's like
spewing up all these secretions it's replacing the decomposition microbes with its own like gut
microbes and they are good at out competing those microbes they puke up the good bacteria into their
little sex hole what animal is this this is it's, it's a beetle, a burying beetle.
No, what animal are they in?
Oh, like a mouse or something.
So something fairly small?
Yeah, all the examples that I saw
were in like a rat or a mouse,
not, yeah, not like a cow.
Another thing that happens though
is when they cover the carcass
is that there's a yeast in there
that forms this film
that like is a protective like casing sort of.
So it keeps those
microbes from sort of coming back in and furthering the decomposition and the end these researchers
also tried removing the yeast sack that was containing this carcass and found that the
the larvae didn't survive as well and also didn't grow as big i'm looking at pictures this is very
gross and weird yeah if i saw this on the ground, I would recoil.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the dead
mouse carcass with some larvae
poking out. That's its sex hole.
Yeah, that's the sex hole.
Now it all makes sense. They make a little
mouse house for themselves.
There's the babies inside the sex hole.
Oh, I don't like that.
That's a bad thing to see.
But would you like to be born there?
It seems better than a lot of bugs don't even have houses, so yes.
If I was a bug.
Yeah, as long as I have a house, it doesn't matter if it's made from a decaying mouse.
Because your parents painted it with their butts.
Two beetles, four holes.
One home.
All right, those are very good facts.
By which I mean, Steffens was better than mine.
But I'll let you guys decide assign your Hank bucks
so I'll count down
and then you say
who you're assigning it to
on three
one
two
three
Stefan
I love the sex hole
Beatles
yeah
50 megatons
50 megatons
it's too big a number
we can understand
two Beatles
four holes one home those are all small 50 megatons. It's too big a number. We can understand two beetles.
Four holes.
One home.
Those are all small.
Those are all understandable numbers.
I would like that on a shirt.
Or a pillow.
Embroidered pillow.
Embroidered pillow.
Okay.
So warm.
And now it's time for Ask the Science Couch, where we have some listener questions for our couch of finely honed scientific minds. At peach underscore s
17 asks,
how long does it really take for my pizza
to go bad when I forget to put it in the fridge
and leave it on the counter?
So, I can answer
this not scientifically, but
experientially.
Just that it never goes bad.
Yeah, it's fine.
I've never had pizza i'd never
i've never in my life thrown away pizza have you ever gotten sick from pizza no me neither not
that i know of what is the oldest pizza you've eaten or like the grossest pizza uh probably
a week plus no whoa that's been left out or refrigerated refrigerated i would get food
from around campus there's like free food mailing lists.
And since everyone was on their email, they'd be like pizza.
Or you just walk by a pizza box.
And if it didn't look like people around, you take it.
Like in the trash?
Sometimes on the like on top of trash cans.
I never rooted around inside, but it was like no one wants this pizza.
It's probably fine.
Yeah, no, I've definitely had some pizza from the top of trash cans that i had no idea how old it
was anyway apparently the government says uh we're all bad people i'm gonna die but first of all this
is like sort of decomposition question but sort of not i don't know we're not worried about the
breakdown of the pizza compounds and like pizza itself is not going to become toxic as it breaks
down it's the things eating the pizza that we're worried about.
Okay, okay.
So it's like the mold or the bacteria growing on top.
So according to all the official school, government, etc. websites,
you should not eat perishable food if it's been out of the refrigerator for more than two hours.
What the hell?
It seems like so small to me.
I completely disagree.
seems like so small to me.
I completely disagree.
The danger zone
is temperatures
between 40
and 140 degrees Fahrenheit,
which is 4
and 60 degrees Celsius.
That's every temperature.
And that's when
bacteria can multiply
the most.
And so,
they were basically like,
if your pizza's been out
for two hours,
more than two hours,
don't eat it.
Man, I don't want to say
that this podcast, like, don't listen to what we say on this podcast.
But, like, don't just throw away your food because it was out for two hours.
Okay, so the other thing I found, I found a Quora answer.
We'll mark the source as such in our show notes.
That's the genius forum.
Yeah, of course.
No one's ever been wrong on Quora.
There was a man on Quora.
Human male on Quora, says.
Here, he has a credential, so I'll read his credential.
Timothy Sly, foodborne diseases epidemiologist, Toronto.
Oh, fuck yes.
There you go.
This guy seems legit.
I trust Canadians.
He says,
One week, one week.
Pizza is not as hazardous as some would have us believe.
Let's break it down.
So the crust is a yeast-based bread.
It doesn't stay warm and moist enough for us to worry too much.
I have noticed that old pizza has very hard crust.
The tomato sauce is too acidic for the growth of the type of bacteria that we're typically worried about.
Cheese has a low pH from lactic fermentation and very low water activity. too acidic for the growth of the type of bacteria that we're typically worried about. Okay, cool.
Cheese has a low pH from lactic fermentation and very low water activity.
This must be why I'm alive.
Veggies are not able to grow like the types of Staphylococcus.
None of the cold pizza I've ever eaten has had vegetables on it.
And stuff like semi-dry pepperoni also has a low water activity. Yeah, you can leave that stuff out forever.
So, it goes on.
Yeah, it's a salted meat.
Ham is apparently one of the most dangerous things you can have on pizza because it's moist meat.
That's great to know.
But, bottom line, there's very little threat of a foodborne illness from unrefrigerated pizza left out overnight.
This is specifically overnight.
For seven or eight nights.
That's what it says right after that.
Pizza's non-perishable. I think that's what we're learning yeah yeah it's basically dry good shelf stable there's just like very low rates of foodborne illness because of pizza overnight and
the u.s government is saying like in the worst case scenario do not eat your wet meat if it's been out for two hours yes and
i think like college campuses are saying this too because they don't want to encourage their
students to eat wet meat don't leave your steak tartar out at room temperature yeah and and so
like a big concern with these kinds of things because it is worth mentioning more actual science
so staphylococcus aureus is one
of the big ones, but then there's also E. coli and salmonella and things like that. A couple of these
that start growing on food or multiplying on food produce heat-stable toxins, and that's what makes
us sick. So even if we microwave the food afterward or heat it up afterward, the toxin is heat-stable.
So that's why.
The bacteria die, but the bad poop they made sticks around.
Yeah.
And so that's why.
Microwaving was fixing it.
Me too.
Well, ish.
Yeah.
But that's why food safety is so much about like cooking it to the correct temperature
and then preserving it and refrigerating it to stop bacteria growth altogether.
Because if you let bacteria grow, then there's a chance that they're producing toxins that won't get destroyed by reheating.
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