SciShow Tangents - SciShow Tangents Classics - Giant Rodents
Episode Date: February 2, 2021No, you didn't wake up back in March 12, 2019, this is just a rerun of the classic Giant Rodent episode in honor of Groundhog Day. Be back with something exciting next week!Follow us on Twitter @SciSh...owTangents, where we’ll tweet out topics for upcoming episodes and you can ask the science couch questions! While you're at it, check out the Tangents crew on Twitter: Ceri: @ceriley Sam: @slamschultz Hank: @hankgreenIf you want to learn more about any of our main topics, check out these links:[Truth or Fail]https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2015/02/making-teeth-tough-beavers-show-way-to-improve-our-enamel-http://www.sci-news.com/biology/science-biswamoyopterus-laoensis-new-species-flying-squirrel-laos-01361.htmlhttps://www.apopo.info/en/tuberculosis-detection/projectshttp://www.treatmentactiongroup.org/tb/backgroundhttps://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/feb/23/rats-who-sniff-out-tubersulosishttps://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/08/140816-rats-tuberculosis-smell-disease-health-animals-world/[Fact Off]Hippos & biggest rodent:Beavers & carbon emissions:https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2018-08/uoh-bha082918.phphttps://www.sciencemag.org/news/2013/07/what-role-do-beavers-play-climate-changehttps://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2Fs13280-014-0575-y[Ask the Science Couch]Gigantism:https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-king-kong-should-have-been-blue-whale-180962603/https://www.nature.com/articles/482008dhttps://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/05/120521-killer-mice-birds-gough-island-endangered-animals-science/https://zslpublications.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1469-1795.2012.00534.xhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4358651/[Butt One More Thing]Capybara anal pouches:https://zslpublications.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/j.1469-7998.1984.tb05087.x
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On their chapped lips, right.
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in a rerun of SciShow Tangents.
Appropriately enough, it's the giant rodents episode.
I guess I have no choice but to pretend everything is normal
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Hello and welcome to SciShow Tangents, the lightly competitive knowledge showcase
starring some of the geniuses that make the YouTube series SciShow happen.
This week, joining me, as always, are Stephan Chin.
Hey, how you doing, buddy?
I'm doing all right.
Good. What's your tagline?
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
And we're also joined by Samuel Schultz.
Hello.
Isn't it Samuel?
Uh-huh.
Officially on the birth certificate?
Yeah.
You thought about it for a second.
Well, my brother is just Will and not William or anything like that.
So it does get a little, I wonder why my parents did that to me.
You haven't asked them.
I have.
They didn't have an answer.
What's your tagline?
A little boy from outer space.
We also got Sari Riley up in the house.
Sari, what's your tagline?
I need a toaster.
And I'm Hank Green.
I am doing well.
And my tagline is
honey bunches of oats.
So if you don't know
about SciShow Tangents,
it's a time when
we get together,
the four of us.
We try to amaze each other.
We try to one-up each other
with better and better
science facts
for each other's delight.
We're playing for glory,
but we're also keeping score in the form of Hank Bucks.
And at the end, there will be a winner, and that winner will get nothing.
We do everything we can to stay on topic here at SciShow Tangents, but it is called SciShow Tangents.
So if we go on a tangent, the rest of the crew gets to decide whether the tangent was
worthwhile.
And if it wasn't, then you have to give up a Hank Buck.
Now, as always,
we're going to introduce this week's topic with a traditional science poem from Sam.
From Mickey Mouse to Chuck E. Cheese, humans seem to love a man-sized cartoon mouse or rat wearing shoes and gloves. But in the distant mists of time, there have really been super
giant rodents that weighed more than 15 men. With foot-long teeth and deadly jaws,
they probably wouldn't be the greatest mascots for a park or a pizza place MC.
And you wouldn't even need to travel to a distant era
to find a four-foot flying squirrel or a dog-sized capybara.
Smaller and cuter though they are,
they still aren't fit for showbiz
because they'd rather poop and chew than entertain your kids.
You did it.
I did it.
It was great.
Hank Buck for Sam. Thank it. I did it. It was great. Hank Buck for Sam.
Thank you.
I loved it.
And I think we may
hear about some of
these giant rodents
in today's SciShow
Tangents episode
on giant rodents
which you probably
already knew
because of the
title of the episode.
Yeah, that's a little
bit of a flaw
in the system.
I guess we turn to
Sari to tell us
what a giant rodent is.
This is one of the hardest definitions because it's so nebulous.
Right, of rodent and giant?
Rodent, not so much. Rodent, we know.
It's an order in mammals called rodentia.
And I think the thing that sets them apart the most is the way that their teeth grow and the way that they're positioned in their jaw.
So they have incisors in the front that
continuously grow their entire lives. And the only way they get worn down is by biting and chewing,
which is why it's so important for all rodents to have stuff to gnaw on. And that's like your mice,
your rats, guinea pigs, chinchillas, but also bigger ones like beavers and porcupines and
capybaras. Wait, are squirrels one of them i think squirrels
are rodents i hope so i was in my poem rabbits are not right because they're the uh lagomorphs
what's the difference there their teeth don't grow like that rabbit teeth do grow continuously
throughout their whole life but their jaw structure is somehow different hanging out
somewhere nearby yeah where uh Where does it get giant?
I feel like a beaver is a giant rodent.
Like if somebody came on this show, we're talking about giant rodents and you talk about
a beaver, I'd be right here with you.
Yeah, that's where my head was in this one.
So the three biggest kinds of rodents are beavers, porcupines, capybaras.
And those get into, I think, 30 plus pounds starting with beavers.
And so those seem big.
And then there are big versions of mice and rats
that to biologists are giant,
where they're like, compared to a normal mouse,
this one's giant.
Yeah, you see it and you're like, that is a small animal.
Yeah, I read about a giant one that was twice as big
as a normal mouse, which is so tiny.
To me, giant rodent seems weird,
I guess because the word rodent is like
a gross word
kind of
it's like for
a gross little
scurrying thing
so then when you
see like a beaver
you're not like
ooh a rodent
so maybe that's
what the line is
once they're not
gross anymore
yeah you see a
copy bar on you
and you're like
that's just a cute animal
yeah I'm gonna give
a little pat on the head
so I guess we've got
like roughly giant
is you know
when we're like
oh that's a rodent
that's awful big
it's not a very scientific
topic.
And then like
the prehistoric ones.
Then that's actually giant.
Yes.
Which we can't talk about
too much before my fact off.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
But before we get to that,
it's time for everybody's
favorite time.
Where Sari has prepared three science facts
for our education and enjoyment,
but only one of those facts is true.
The other panelists have to figure it out,
either by deduction or wild guess.
And if we get it right, we get a Hank Buck.
If we don't, then Sari does.
Sari, what are your three facts?
Hundreds of years ago,
the Laotian giant flying squirrel
was a messenger animal in Southeast Asia for military, medical, and domestic deliveries.
They have a lot of endurance and seem to use smell and the Earth's magnetic field to navigate over long distances in the brush, similar to homing pigeons.
I want that one.
Fact number two.
African giant pouch rats are rodents but aren't technically rats.
They have a keen sense
of smell and are trained to identify tuberculosis and spit and mucus samples microscope tests that
look for bacteria aren't always accurate so these rodents have saved lives or fact number three in
the 1940s u.s military researchers worked on project timber they were studying beavers extremely
strong teeth and wanted to train them to gnaw down wooden building supports instead of trees Oh, no.
I don't believe that anyone has ever called a beaver not destructive enough.
All right.
So I got to go straight to African giant pouch rats, which you said they weren't rats.
Do they have a giant pouch?
I think that refers to their cheek pouches.
But they are rodents.
They are rodents.
So your three facts are potentially useful rodents.
Yeah.
Three potentially useful rodents.
A flying squirrel messenger, a sniffing rat, disease sniffing rat, or beaver weapons.
Weaponized beavers.
So one thing I know about America is we've tried to weaponize everything.
So if we haven't weaponized beavers, I would be surprised, honestly. So I might,
leaning strongly toward that.
honestly.
So I might I'm leaning
strongly toward that.
But we've met
a beaver
and they seem
very slow and lazy.
I wouldn't look at
a beaver and think
that thing could
chew through
her supports quickly.
Wouldn't that be
what they would need to do?
They don't necessarily
have to chew through
supports quickly.
They could just come back
but they can chew
down a tree,
no problem.
They do it all the time.
Just throw a bunch
of beavers
in the basement
of the building.
Okay.
I feel like for a lot of reasons that wouldn't work because they're like a family unit.
They seem very temperamental.
I guess it didn't work, so.
It's true.
I do agree that you can't throw a beaver someplace and be like, chew!
They tend to want to settle down first before they get to the really active chewing.
So I'm still feeling strong on Project Timber because I figure we've tried.
Yeah, okay.
At the very least, we've tried.
Giant flying squirrel, obviously, I want it to be true.
I know that they're real.
They were in your poem.
They were in my poem.
But all I read about them was that they are real.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know anything else about them.
I don't know if they were used for anything.
Yeah.
And they're currently living, these four-metered flying squirrels.
That's the thing.
They have only found 10 of them, according to my research, and they were all dead.
They pop up in meat markets sometimes.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
This was hundreds of years ago.
Yeah.
All right.
As part of that.
Okay.
Oh, damn.
Then I guess I don't know.
I'm leaning towards the middle one.
Giant pouch rat can smell TB.
Was it TB and cancer or just TB?
Just tuberculosis.
Oh, boy.
Maybe not then.
I don't know.
What do you mean? I feel like you could smell tuberculosis. Oh, boy. Maybe not then. I don't know. What do you mean?
I feel like you could smell tuberculosis.
You think so?
Yeah.
Sure.
It's an infection in your respiratory system, which means it would come out in your breath.
I feel like it's easier to smell TB than cancer.
I'm going to go with that one.
Number two.
You're going to go with, okay.
I have to stress that we cannot all pick the same answer.
I agree with you.
And it doesn't matter because I'm going for Project Timber, weaponized beavers.
Okay. I definitely read about
tuberculosis smelling rats
but I don't know
if it was this species of rats
but I'm going to go with number two.
I think that Sari wouldn't
I think Sari would not do it
with just a different species.
That's
I am also betting on that.
Yeah.
What if it's a different disease though
because I feel like I've heard
of cancer smelling rats.
We're going to find out right now.
Number two is correct.
I wanted weaponized beavers.
I didn't get them.
So are there seeds of truth in weaponized beavers
that can be some kind of salve to my ego?
Nope.
They do have extremely strong teeth,
and I thought that was cool.
They have iron molecules as part of it, so they're kind of orangey and just got really strong enamel.
And so I just wanted to see if I could make up a fake military project convincingly, so I tried.
And the flying squirrel thing, I just also found that it existed and then made up everything else.
They're like four feet tall.
Yeah, they're huge.
But we don't know if there's any alive?
I think there are.
They're just not, they're not easy to find.
I feel like a giant squirrel would be easy to find.
Maybe no one's really put a lot of time into it.
I think it's very easy to find the little ones.
That's true.
And then we've also got actual TB sniffing rats.
And they're very cute and very good.
They're called hero rats so an organization
has discovered that these african giant pouched rats can be trained over the course of nine months
to sniff various things and so they've trained some of them to sniff for landmines beneath
uh the surface of the ground so they wear little harnesses and walk around and sniff for explosives.
And then they find it
and then tell people about it?
Yeah.
So they have a handler,
I think.
They're not heavy enough
to blow up, right?
Yeah, they're not heavy enough
so they can walk over the ground,
which is why it's way safer
to train them
instead of having humans
walk around and find them.
But they have also been used
to sniff for tuberculosis, which is a very serious disease, especially in some African nations like where these good rats are, where these good rats are.
Yeah.
And in a lot of these countries, tuberculosis is a really high cause of death, but they don't have the technology needed to screen for it really easily. Like in our hospitals, we have, I don't know, machines that can analyze molecules very easily.
But the main test that a lot of these hospitals are using is a microscope test
where they take a sample of sputum, which I think is a very weird word.
It's a very bad word.
It's like the spit and mucus that tuberculosis patients hack up. And so they
look at it under the microscope and are looking for bacteria in it, any sign of it. And the problem
is, is especially if someone is HIV positive with a immune system that's compromised, not very many
bacteria can make them extremely sick. And so it's really hard to find the bacteria in these
microscope tests. But rats can be trained to sniff it out and do it faster, more efficiently,
and go through a bunch more samples than humans with pretty high accuracy.
Wow. So you're intentionally putting rats in healthcare centers.
Yeah. That's usually the opposite of how it works.
They're using rats to actually diagnose people. And they just like stick a rat in a container and then give them a bunch of samples to sniff.
And usually from what I read, they like scratch the ground, which seems kind of cute if they smell disease.
And then the researchers just like check a bunch of boxes.
And usually that's not like a confirmed diagnosis.
It just tells the doctors that they should go back and check that sample again manually. But they've increased diagnoses by a lot. In the first 16 months that they did
this program of rat sniffing samples from patients, they tested about 12,500 patients.
1,700 had been found positive already at health clinics using the microscopes. But then the rats
detected another 764 patients on top of that
that were confirmed to have tuberculosis.
So they're like genuinely saving people.
That's great.
And you're not being weaponized at all.
You're being opposite of that.
How big are they, though?
They get up to about a meter long.
Oh, that's big.
Does that include a tail?
Yes, including the tail.
Okay.
I'm more on board now.
All right.
Well, it's time for us to talk about even giant rats and, or I guess rodents.
And we're going to do that right after we hear about some advertising. Welcome back.
Here's our totals in terms of our Hank Buck scores.
Sarah, you got one.
Hank, that's me.
You got zero.
Sam, coming in first with two.
And Stefan has one.
Forgot about the poem, Hank Buck. I thought
we were all tied. No, you're all
losing, except for Sam. But
it's my chance to come back, and Stefan,
you too. You could
claw your way back. You could win, even.
Because it's time for the Fact Talk, where two
panelists have brought in science facts to present
to the others in an attempt to blow
your minds. Stefan and I have brought in facts this week present to the others in an attempt to blow your minds.
Stefan and I have brought in facts this week.
Sari and Sam have the opportunity to award the Hank book to the fact they like the most.
And the person who goes first is the person who is sneakiest.
Like, rodents are sneaky.
Masters of stealth.
You know, know that they're there.
Are they sneaky?
They are.
I once had a mouse on my face.
I think you've talked about this on the podcast.
I have, on the podcast.
Yeah, I woke up, I was in the forest,
and I woke up with a mouse on my face,
and I grabbed it and I threw it.
Was the mascot costume that you wore a rodent?
No, I was Willie the Wildcat.
Oh, okay.
I was a beaver, so I was technically a rodent.
Oh, Sari not only has hung out with rodents,
she's been one.
Tim the beaver.
For like your high school?
We have to leave it up for college.
To you guys.
Oh, wow, you're our mascot in college.
That's very judgmental.
That's what I put those days behind me in high school.
Tell me, you guys have to tell us
which you think is, who is sneakier?
There's three people in the room,
so you guys all have to vote. Who's sneakier, or hank oh no this is a trick um who's do i get
to vote i feel like no stefan would try to be sneakier to avoid people uh-huh uh-huh maybe
has more experience because it's like people less than i do yes Yes, I feel like head down will just go. But maybe Hank has more actual tested methods
for escaping and sneaking past people than Stefan does.
It's true.
Sometimes I have to sneak past people.
I bet Hank is sneakier.
Okay, Sam thinks I'm sneakier.
I will buy that logic.
I feel like Hank is more professionally sneaky than Stefan is.
Stefan is a casual sneaker, an amateur sneak.
And Hank is a professional sneakaker, an amateur sneak. And Hank is
a professional sneak. I cannot
believe this. That you think
you wanted to be sneaky?
I'm just being described as a casual
sneak, an amateur?
I don't like this at all.
Alright, well I get to go first anyway.
This was a long process.
So here is my fact.
As I believe we may have discussed on Tangents briefly before, Pablo Escobar, the drug lord, had hippos.
And I have written down here, weird flex, but okay.
And since then, the hippos have moved beyond their original lake enclosure where they were, and they have gone into wild ecosystems.
gone into wild ecosystems.
There is a debate raging right now about whether these hippos
might actually be good
for the environment
as an invasive species
because they're filling a niche
once occupied by now extinct megafauna.
For example,
the world's largest ever known rodent,
Josephortigasia monosci.
Nailed it.
Which probably weighed upwards of 2,000 pounds and looked very similar to guinea pigs, but 2,000 pounds though.
Hippos clock in at around 3,000 to 4,000 pounds.
So when people say that capybaras are giant guinea pigs, these things make that sound silly because they are 10 times bigger than a capybara.
make that sound silly because they are 10 times bigger than a capybara. So some ways that hippos may help increase biodiversity, and thus these megafauna rodents may have once done, consuming
overgrowths of aquatic grasses, reforming the landscape with their giant bodies and creating
channels through mats of grass, and creating more variable levels of nutrients and oxygen
in a single river system.
So Josephophagos, I've got to give these things a better name, went extinct around
four million years ago, likely because of new species invading after North and South
America first became connected.
But these new hippos, they got no predator that can stand up to them except maybe people.
So we will see how this turns out.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yeah. Pablo Escobar had hippos. Yes. And then they just let will see how this turns out. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah.
Pablo Escobar had hippos.
Yes.
And then they
just let them go?
They got out.
Uh-oh.
They're real big.
I don't actually get
the impression
that they were enclosed.
Ah.
They like put
and I don't
I did not figure this out
how they got out
but I think that they just like
built a man-made lake
and they were like
put the hippos there.
They won't be able
to go very far
because there's no nearby
stuff for them to go to but then they figured it out. But maybe there were like, put the hippos there. They won't be able to go very far because there's no nearby stuff for them to go to.
But then they figured it out.
But maybe there were some kind of enclosures. But they're out now.
Did they have children?
Oh yeah.
They're officially an invasive
species. They
probably could kill them
if they wanted to.
And they're looking into how to sterilize them
because people nearby don't like
the idea of the hippos getting killed because they like the hippos these must be some friendly
hippos i don't think they are i think that they have like some kind of attachment to them that
probably once people start dying of hippo maybe they will lose and this wasn't the only uh megafauna
that may have been in a similar niche to a hippo in South America. Most of them went
extinct when humans arrived, but there was an earlier extinction of megafauna in South America
when big cats arrived from North America. Can you expand on the idea of reforming the
landscape with their giant bodies? Yeah. That seems weird and cool. Yeah. So they actually
can change how rivers flow by like when they walk around, they like kill grasses.
They break apart grass mats.
They like the more that they move through an area, they create channels that water can flow through.
And so they become what I think in ecosystem ecology is called ecosystem engineers, like the way that beavers are.
ecosystem ecology is called ecosystem engineers,
like the way that beavers are.
And when you take them away,
the ecosystem actually,
like the functional,
like what this ecosystem looks like changes because of not having something so significant,
you know, moving through it.
Was killing all the megafauna
like a huge mistake on humanity's part or?
They stopped existing before humans got to South America.
So we didn't get the chance.
Oh, okay.
We didn't do that
to the big mouses
okay
this was a while back
this is all based on
one skull
yeah and there
I read a little bit
about these from my poem
they have
they're the ones
with the foot long teeth
they have very big teeth
and they have a bite
that's like three times
stronger than a tiger
yep
so they were just like
chomping trees I think
or something
it seems like
they probably
chomped grasses in rivers
because their molars were actually really small,
which indicates they probably didn't chomp on things that were hard.
Why do they have such a strong bite then?
Maybe for like biting predators.
That's my jam.
So I guess this comes down to Stefan.
Do you have a better fact than me?
I don't know.
But funny that you should mention ecosystem engineers.
My fact is about beavers, but not related to their size, just about how their activities
might be affecting their environment because they have pretty big effects on their ecosystems.
As most people probably know, beavers make dams. And I thought they just did, they were like one
dam animals, but apparently they make multiple dams so that they can create a whole lake area for
themselves to build a little house in. And there's tons of benefits to this, like reducing erosion,
controlling floods. There's a lot of filtration that's happening because of the dams, even
removing pesticides and herbicides from the water. But the raised water level is also covering soil
that was previously not underwater. There's carbon trapped in that soil
and it can dissolve into the water
and it can go several places,
one of which is the atmosphere.
And as temperatures, global temperatures
have been increasing,
beavers have expanded their habitats northward.
And so some places they're building dams
in areas where there's permafrost.
And so it's raising the water level onto this permafrost,
which thaws it out and releases the carbon there. so it's raising the water level onto this permafrost which thaws it out and
releases the carbon there. But it's also complicated because the beaver ponds also
have carbon storing effects. They're putting a bunch of biomass underwater like the trees and
also in the soil that they're covering up and that biomass is storing carbon. So basically
beaver activities have some carbon releasing effects and they also have some carbon storing
effects. There was a paper in mid-2018
that found or estimated that overall
beavers are releasing twice as much carbon
as they're storing.
No!
Well, they're doing better than us.
Yeah, yes.
I would guess that we are releasing
far more than twice as much than we are.
But they're like in second place
in terms of animals.
Yes, it's a complicated situation
and we don't like 100% know
like it's all estimates
and humans are still
way, way, way worse
than beavers.
But I just thought
it was funny
to think of like
how we're not
the only species
that's like doing things
that are affecting
climate change
in some way.
With a net increased carbon.
Yeah.
Building things
and fucking everything up.
Is there anything else
that would
like any other animal besides us
and beavers that make carbon
happen?
Let's discount everything
that is controlled by us. So obviously
cows do, but they wouldn't be doing it
if they weren't for us.
But I think you could probably say the same for a lot
of ruminants that produce
a lot of methane. Probably
have a net positive effect on global warming.
But, like, it's going to be so minuscule compared to, like, one airplane flight.
Look, we got to blame everybody else first.
That's the only way we can get around to ourselves.
I mean, I've legitimately seen people who are like,
there are volcanoes at the bottom of the ocean that also spew out a bunch of carbon dioxide.
And I'm like, yeah, we can't do anything about those.
Plug it up.
Plug up the volcanoes
with a big rock.
Do you want to do
a deep sea expedition
to stop volcanoes?
Yeah,
it's giving me
a big old cork.
It'll go fine,
I'm sure.
Termites maybe?
Oh yeah,
termites totally
produce tons of methane.
Same way,
like digging in the ground
or what?
No,
they like the fermentation
process, them actually converting the wood, the cellulose methane. Same way? Like digging in the ground or what? No, they like the fermentation process.
Them actually converting
the wood, the cellulose, into digestible
stuff is a microbial process
that produces methane. This EPA
thing says estimates of the
contribution to the global budget of
methane from termites vary widely
from negligible to 15%.
Wow! What?
On the high end, that's a lot.
That is a lot.
For termites.
I mean, there's a lot of termites.
There's a lot of termites.
Yeah.
But there are way more beetles, right?
Beetles there are the most.
There are the most species of beetles.
I don't know if they're the most individual beetles
because there are so many individual termites and ants.
I'm not actually clear.
All I know is that there are 23 billion chickens
on Earth right now.
Too many. Did you just finish counting them? Too many billion chickens on Earth right now. Too many.
Did you just finish counting them all? Too many dang chickens. That's a lot of chickens. Yeah.
Way too many chickens, you guys.
Isn't a huge percentage of
is it mammal life or all life rodents?
A huge percentage of mammal
species are rodents. There are about
1,500 living rodent
species out of 4,000
ish living mammals.
Whoa.
And then bats are like
the other big contributor
to the mammal species.
There's like 2,000 species
of bats or something.
For now.
Someday we'll be number one.
That would be a bummer.
Yeah.
But then where would
all the chickens be?
Well, there's chickens
and humans.
We're tied for first.
I think that if the chickens
wanted to take us over,
they apparently could.
You think so? Oh, there's more. 23 million. How many people are there? Seven- chickens wanted to take us over, they apparently could. You think so?
Oh, there's more.
23 million.
How many people are there?
Seven-ish?
Seven plus?
Yeah, you're right.
Chickens are small, though.
What's 23 divided by seven?
About three.
I could kill three chickens.
There's tons of people.
We all gotta do our fart, guys.
But they're also like
babies and old people.
They can't take those three.
But some of those chickens
are babies and old people. Hank could't take those three chickens. But some of those chickens are babies and old people.
Hank could also kill six chickens if he had to.
Especially if some of them were babies and old chickens.
Take some extra for Oren.
He has his three chickens delivered to the doorstep.
You have to murder them for him.
They're not delivered.
They're coming at us.
They're attacking.
Okay, somebody has to get a Hank buck taken away, and I think it's me.
Okay.
I'm going to give you my Hank buck.
Well, I lost it immediately.
Okay.
I'm also going to give mine to Hank.
I'm sorry.
The global warming made me sad.
And now it's time for Ask the Science Couch, where we ask listener questions to our couch of finely honed scientific minds, by which we mean Sari.
Patty asks,
why aren't there more giant rodents?
This is a great question.
And I don't have a good answer for that.
Were there even a lot of prehistoric giant rodents?
Well, this big one in South America,
which died out about 4 million years ago,
is by far the biggest
and is about twice as big as the next smallest.
And then the one after that is the capybara.
So there just never have been super giant ones besides those two.
It seems like that, yes.
There's a giant beaver that was in North America.
How big is a giant beaver?
Approximately two meters.
And weighed up to 125 kilograms.
So almost 300 pounds.
Not that big compared to the other guy.
Animals kill other
animals. And that's like the ultimate answer to the question because of what are known as
ecological niches or niches, however you want to pronounce that word. Just the way the food web is
set up, there are a lot of small animals that eat things like grasses and little bugs, foraging
kind of things. And then as you go up the food chain,
there's less room for those animals because they need space,
they need resources.
And rodents are often on the lower end of the food chain.
A lot of them eat grasses.
A lot of them are those foraging herbivorous kind of organisms.
So in order to get really huge,
they need to be or would ideally be the apex
predator in a situation. But there are very big herbivores, like the biggest animals are herbivores
on land. And interestingly, like there were a lot of giant ground sloths and giant and like this
big old rodent in South America. And what is interesting to me is like what makes horses and elephants better
at being big old herbivores than rodents?
I feel like part of it is luck and chance
in the way that these adaptations rolled out.
So maybe whatever the elephant's ancestor was
just happened not to be eaten enough
as the babies got bigger and bigger over
evolutionary time and so then they filled this role within the ecosystem but i don't know even
capybaras are eaten by bigger things they're they're jaguars humans hunt them and kill them
where do beavers fit into the food chain did they get big because they learned how to build a house
i will guess and like preface it with the fact that it's a guess.
A lot of the big rodents seem to be water based.
So like capybaras, beavers, nutrias, they all filled.
I don't know.
This like aquatic mammal thing is kind of a weird space to occupy because not all mammals are comfortable in the water, can survive in there, can build a
shelter, can find food in that ecosystem. And so it's possible that over time, like,
they just got healthier, they got bigger, and then their babies were healthier and could grow bigger.
If you have everything being taken care of for you, there's an arrow towards getting bigger
because it lets you compete more effectively for
resources amongst, like if you're competing with other members of your species, it often does help
to get bigger. There's a really good example of that. It's not a giant rodent, but it's rodents
that are giant relative to their size or like the normal size. On Goff Island, house mice are like
150% their normal size. So like there's an arrow.
There's an arrow.
Something pushed them to get bigger.
Yes.
And it's because I think there aren't that many humans on the island.
They were allowed to run rampant and they started eating Atlantic petrel chicks.
So they started eating bird chicks.
And in order to compete with that, I think, we're not entirely sure why,
but they're about 10 inches or 27 centimeters big
and the chicks are still bigger than them,
but they just grew to get big enough
to start attacking these baby birds and eating them.
And now, according to this paper,
which is buck wild to me,
of the 1.6 million petrel chicks born each year,
an estimated 1.25 million of them are eaten by mice.
By these, like, giant, tiny mice.
You guys, stop it.
I know where this is going.
I've heard this story before.
They're just like us, too.
And so that's an example of something that is small,
like a house mouse that just ended up on an island, bred really fast, found a food source, didn't have anything really eating it, and then bleh.
Yeah, they're going to drive themselves to extinction, no problem.
They're going to have to start getting small real fast.
All right.
So if you want to ask the Science Couch a question, you can tweet us your question using the hashtag AskSciShow.
Thank you to everybody who did that, including
ColorMeTrash2 and
CatLovingLondon. Our final
Hank Buck scores. Sari,
you have won. I have won because I went
on a dumb tangent and I could have been tied for the
win. Stefan, you have won and Sam is our winner.
You're a bunch of losers.
That's why you encouraged the tangent.
No, no, no.
I won completely naturally. It doesn't matter how you encouraged the tangent. No, no, I won completely naturally.
It doesn't matter how you win, Sam.
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Thank you, and remember, the mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be lighted. but one more thing copybara have anal pouches which are described in males as dry and bristly.
What's it do?
It is a scent receptacle.
There is a great picture on the internet of a capybara that has inserted a stick into its scent pouch.
No.
Just like gotten right up into the capybara's pouch.
It's like, I'm going to make this smell real nice.
Yeah, and it's how they communicate'm going to make this smell real nice.
Yeah, and it's how they communicate,
and they all have different scent smells.
And it's not unusual, of course,
but it does feel a little bit grody.
And they really like to put their nose scent glands on each other's anal pouches
and mix the smells together.