Segments - 32: Amir vs. Jill in Jake Trivia (w/Jillian Vogel!)

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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Hi, I'm Amir. This is Jake, and we're here with Jillian. Hello. Ooh, that's my wife. Hello. Folks. This is part two of Who Knows Amir Better? Colon, Who Knows Jake Better?

Who Knows Amir's colon who knows Jake better. Who knows Amir's colon better. Colon. Understood. We did Amir trivia a few weeks ago. Jake beat Avital. Yeah. The commenters needed us to do this version.

Me versus Jill. Who knows Jake better. Who knows me better. Colon. You and Avital have only been married for a couple months uh yeah at the time of the actual jill and i've been married for five years but six years are we coming on six coming on six but does marriage matter to knowing a person does not because we've known each other for over a decade. Yes. You and Avital, it was a whirlwind romance. You met her on Bumble two months ago. Mid-pandemic, yeah.

She was a mail-order wife. Yeah. Okay, so yeah. I'm saying that Jill has a better shot at this game than Avital did because you guys know each other for longer. Yeah, well, I'm saying that you guys act like we know each other. We've known each other kind of a closer amount of time. Almost half your life. Maybe even half your life.

Yeah. We met when I was 20. Okay. And I'm 38. Your longest relationship outside of our relationship. Yes. And you've known Jake for about a third of his life. Yeah. Right.

So percentage-wise, I have a slight advantage, but the questions are what they are. Intimacy-wise. A fourth. Maybe a fourth. A quarter. A quarter. A fourth-er. This is one of the questions is the fraction. What is a fraction? They're all math-related questions. All right. So I have eight questions apiece. Great. Oh, we should say this is the segments podcast. Oh, yeah. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the show. Welcome to Segments, a podcast that constantly changes. And then today's episode is this sort of mano y humano game of wits, skills, and challenges. Love it. And the tiebreaker will be an arm wrestling match between us. So you're going to want to win in regulation. That's right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Who wants to go first? Oh, do you want to explain the rules?

You're going to ask us a question alternating. Yes. If we get it right, we get a point. And if we get it wrong, then the other person can steal that point. Right. Okay. Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins. And do you have to say like final answer?

Because then I could technically steal something if he was still thinking. I don't want to do that. Oh, yeah. No, no. Final answer. He has to submit. I have to say that it's wrong yeah. No, no. Final answer. He has to submit. I have to say that it's wrong and award you the opportunity. So I can talk through an answer to a place where then I'm like, this is the final answer.

You don't have to buzz in. You're not trying to beat anybody. These questions are for you. I'm a terrible test taker. So this is where my nerves are really – my nervous system is spiked. I hope that these are all NBA trivia questions. Right. And I hope these are all

Gemma related questions My daughter My daughter has pushed me out of Jill's mind And her Out of sight out of mind Actually I think the first one's a gimme Jill this one's for you What's my favorite movie

Edge of Tomorrow Is my first guess And then Lord of the Rings is my first guess. And then Lord of the Rings is my second guess. Don't give Amir too many options because you need to submit one. Indeed, I do. So I will say Lord of the Rings, even though I've never watched it with you, there is also...

If you don't get this right, I'll steal it instantly. This is why I told you I'm a terrible test taker. You're not a terrible test taker, you're a terrible partner. You're a terrible wife. One question. I thought you knew me. On my mind, I'm like, it's like, not Avengers. Is it the baby monitor? Why is that a new movie? On my mind, I'm like, it's like not Avengers. Is it the baby monitor?

Is that a fucking movie at this point? Is it Miss Rachel? It's on my mind. I'm just going to say Lord of the Rings. Which one? There are three. You watch them all on your way to New Zealand one time. Okay. Two Towers or Return of the King.

It's definitely got to be. All three are wrong. All three. Yeah, they're all wrong. American Steel. Field of Dreams. That is correct. That's right.

That is correct. That's right. We won. Well, wait. It's not heaven. It's Iowa. That's right. One point for Amir, and we're moving on.

Next question. Don't look at me. And this is extra fucked up because you, for my birthday one year, orchestrated us like a surprise party where everybody watched it on a projector in Jeff's backyard. We got you a croissant instead of birthday cake. Yeah, it was gorgeous. And that one was the gimme? That's the easy one.

That was what I thought was the gimme. Amir, how many apartments did I live in in New York City? Okay. There was the Upper East Side that your older sister helped you afford first. Then there was 14th and in between first and second. That's your second apartment in New York. Then you moved to Brooklyn, Williamsburg.

You moved to Wython's sixth or seventh. That's your third. Are we counting the apartment that you lived in when you first moved back to New York on like Grand and Metro. The sublet with Tan-oon? Yeah. No. With Ha-oon. It was actually Tan.

Oh, really? I think it was Tan-oon. Okay. No wonder I thought of that. Yeah. But no, I wasn't counting the sublet. Okay. But good memory.

And then since then, you lived in Jill's parents' apartment for a little bit. I wouldn't count that either. Okay. Places where I signed leases. Okay. So those three for sure, and I'm scrubbing my mind to see if there's a fourth. There was that place. Oh, you didn't sign a place on Metropolitan,

the one where not with Jill's parents, but the one that Jill's parents had and you guys lived in it. Yeah, yeah. No, that one counts. We lived there for a year. So that's the fourth. So I'll say four. Four. Okay.

Final answer. Final answer. Can I steal? The one on second was between – Can I steal? The one on 14th was between second and third. He's wrong. Can I steal?

Wrong. Yeah. I can answer. Just kidding. You don't need to know where they are. But the amount. He's wrong. Can I steal? Wrong. Yeah. I can add. Just kidding. You don't need to know where they are. But the number is wrong. The number is wrong. Yeah.

You're missing one in Park Slope. That's correct. Wow. What was the one in Park Slope? I lived with Streeter on 7th Avenue and 15th Street. That's correct. When you first said 14th, I thought that was the one you were calling out. Wow.

I think that was three. Two steals to start it out. Hold on, but that's. Then let's see. Because you were wrong. He got the Wythe one. Oh, so it's. Right?

You haven't said your final guess yet. So you started it correct. There was the Hannah one. Then there was the one that was 14th and wherever you just said. And the second and third. Then there was the Upper East Side. He missed that one too. Upper East Side was the one, the first one that just said. And the second and third. Then there was the Upper East Side. He missed that one too. Upper East Side was the first one that he said.

Oh. I really thought this one was easy. Oh, I see. You looked at too many places. I know. I'm thinking of it as visuals because there's the Kentucky Fried Chicken spot. So that's the 14th one that we're talking about. Okay.

Then there's Park Slope. Then there's this egg shop one that you're talking about north third then there's wife ninth because you're saying it doesn't count the other one okay then um was there one between wife ninth when you dip it to be when you came back and lived in Power Street, Bushwick, Shubber's house. And then the Greenpoint. Okay. Seven. There we are.

That is correct. Wow. I said four? Yeah. You forgot when I lived with Cohen and Rosie on North 3rd and Barrett. Yeah. I should have gotten that one. Yeah.

You were there. You were there for that one. And you guys lived in the – Yeah, you forgot the Shubbers too. You lived to get – well, you lived down the block that one. Yeah. You were there. You were there for that one. I forgot the shrubbers. And you guys lived in the... Yeah, you forgot the shrubbers too. And you guys lived to get... Well, you lived down the block from him. Okay. So that's great.

You guys each have one point and both points were stolen from one another. Oh my God. What an exciting start. Jill, what is my omelet order? Ah, it's gross. Whatever it is. Gross. It's not for me.

It's just shrubs. Burnt eggs. That's how I make them. Blood sausage. He does like sausage. Oh, my God. Cheddar cheese. Eggs.

Well, eggs are, that's a foregone conclusion. Bacon or sausage. Does it matter which one I pick probably this isn't very fair because he eats when I make him my omelette order at a diner

at a diner? I go to diners sometimes I actually went to a diner twice this week but you don't know that do you because I say I go to the gym. He's a whistler. So how would you know? I mean, I'll just guess that it's...

I'm absolutely floored. What if we both don't get another question correct? You're just depressed at the end of this game. Just don't know if he's a football. I'm going to call Micah. Micah would win this game because he's got the new and the old. And we're the same person.

So he would just say his opinion. Scrambled eggs. His omelet order is scrambled eggs. Your omelet order is a waffle. You get three ingredients inside the omelet. The eggs are included he really likes a hash brown she's stalling for something yeah you think you can run out three things

bacon and cheddar or yeah you know i gotta call it. This is absolutely time. What's the third thing? And then the third thing is like, it's like mushrooms. But it's like, that's not really what it is. It's like, that's not really what it is. And then there's sometimes cream cheese. Cream cheese in the omelet? That's absolutely, now you're,

I feel like you're trying to slander me because you don't know the answer. It's incorrect. Kick her out of the fucking room for that. You can steal. I don't know the answer okay it's incorrect you can kick her out of the fucking room for that you can steal i don't know absolutely i'll guess ham cheese and avocado together you guys would have been right it's bacon cheddar avocado it's what i get every single time i said ham cheese and avocado yeah but it bacon. I've never seen you eat an omelet. We got one two and a half weeks ago when we got brunch with Isabel. No, you got a breakfast burrito at that brunch. No, I didn't.

I did. He's right. Oh, my God. He's about to hit you. I've never seen him do it. He's right. I got a breakfast burrito. We're moving on.

All right, so we're three questions in. I stole one. Jill stole one. We both got one wrong. Yeah, right. So we're three questions in. I stole one. Jill stole one. We both got one wrong. Right. Okay. This is Amir. What four colleges did I drop out of?

Hunter, Moravian, the new school in something Manhattan, and Southern Connecticut State. That's correct's correct that's correct did you know that as well i did okay oh shit i'm so sorry you lied i knew that you dropped out of schools can you name three wait the score is me too jill one yeah four. Right. Because you couldn't steal that, but you got your own question. Right. Jill, name three of my OCD habits. This should be easy. You said that after every question, and we're not getting them. I do these all the time.

All right. It's like four fingers on the door before he leaves. That's number one two would be um fingers on the handle of the car door the driver's seat door before he walks away and then um use the third is using the car clicker four times to lock the car four times yeah always four i do press it four times, yeah. And it's a lot, and I am always like, are we going to break the clipper? Three probably is more than enough. Maybe. Those are all true.

True. And there are others. There are others. For bonus points. Not for bonus points. Your question. You got your question correct. I'm the game master.

If anybody out there wants to join in. Just double check. Amir, can you name any car that I drove in high school? A Saab. Great. Pretty good. Hunter Green, Saab 900S convertible, the drop top. Oh, my God.

The center console key. That thing was cherry. Was a tank. And I did have to touch it four times before I ended. My OCD was way worse than I had to do one, two, three, four buckle. You did the Macarena while you drove. Yeah. Got it.

Yeah, it got real bad. It took me like five minutes to leave because the buckle had OCD. Then I had to look over each shoulder four times. Did you ever see a therapist for all that stuff? No. Just one day I was able to just stop doing all of it cold turkey. We talked about it. And that got me to reset it to a point where now it's crept back in, but it's a much more

manageable thing. Now it's just like a quick touch. I honestly don't even have to talk barely do you notice that um that i need to look at everything a certain way when i leave the bedroom yeah okay wow interesting i was curious if you knew that one it's a it's a it's a lot on your plate i work really hard i work really hard to get i and and you know I keep everybody safe by my OCD it's by my grace of hitting that clicker four times

can we get a quick score check yes Amir three Jill two it's also weird that your number is four and you asked for three OCD habits oh yeah it's true trying to kick it okay so and Jill just did that one so Amir it's true yeah i'm trying to kick it um okay so and it and jill just did that one so amir it's your turn what is my favorite no no i just got the car one oh you got the car one okay

sorry um jill where did any two of my siblings go to college um nyu and uc santa barbara nice and i can keep going yeah that one was easy because it wasn't really about me but wait i guess i should keep going because there's no bonus points right there's no because i'm not the game master yeah okay i honestly thought that was gonna be a lot harder for you wow you're way off on how hard it is yeah no. Yeah, no, it's really true. Okay, Amir, what's my favorite whiskey? Four Roses. That's like so off you should be canceled from the game. Yeah, like, I was actually willing to accept

two different answers in that one. Whoa. Steal. Yeah, you can steal. He would be willing to accept Bullet. He would prefer to hear you say, these days, Rittenhouse. Blantons, but I have, as mentioned, Kyle Rittenhouse, from Bad to Whiskey. I said I would accept Bullet.

This should really be Micah v-to mirror at this point. We would be subtracted. We haven't had whiskey in a while. Four Roses is bizarre though. I feel like that's the only one I remember. I know why. Maybe was it at our wedding for some reason? Wait, so we're tied.

Our wedding was Bullet and Knob, I thought. What's the ruling on that did you get i'm giving jill a point for bullet great so we're tied because it was my longtime favorite we are tied baby you're tied uh i think jill has four oh she has four oh yes because she got the college one that's right and she just stole one so then college whiskey ocd and you had one other one and amir has three oh she stole one of Amir's car, field of three, yes. Apartments.

Yeah, she stole apartments. Oh, yeah, okay. So, Jill has four, I have three. Yes. And it's Jill's question. Yeah. Okay, let's take a break and come back with the second half of this game. With a thrilling conclusion. Dun-dun-dun-dun! Quick note to let y'all know that we're conducting an audience survey at gum.fm

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Current score is Jill4Me3. And we didn't get the omelet one. Yeah. Okay. That one belongs to the community at large. I am still a little shook by that. I literally never get anything else in my omelet, but that's fine. Okay.

Mushrooms felt right. Mushrooms felt right? No, they didn't. They really didn't. But also, avocado to me doesn't go in the omelet. It's a topping. Yeah. And so I was stumped.

Yeah. To be fair, I don't want warm avocado. Yeah, but it's not about what you want. It's about what I want. I don't think you want the warmth of the avocado. Honestly, we got it right. You were wrong. Yeah.

My order, I'm not saying the order is perfect. It's not like you put it on top or on the side. Yeah. You say, put the avocado in my omelet. I don't say anything. I say, you choose three ingredients. You say, hot slices of mushy avocado within the egg. I guess I do.

The one thing I say is that I like the home fries crispy. Okay. Now, Jillian, what size shoe am I? Oh, that's hard for me. 11? Correct. My size as well. So you would have gotten that one for me i think amir would have known that as well because we do share so julian five me three

yeah i gotta catch but you're catching up how many continents have i been to okay north america obviously i mean we gotta count north america we're in it. Yeah. For Christ's sake. You've been to Asia technically because we were in Israel once and Israel's in Asia. I don't know if you know that. I did not. Okay. But my answer is being amended. Now, Europe, of course, that's where we've been. Everyone's been to to europe it's just par for the course that's three so you're gonna keep the three number though but then i gotta

decide on africa which doubtful and south america i don't think so and then we're down to australia to Australia yes Australia yeah that's Oceania or whatever the fuck that's four so Africa negative South America have you been to fucking like Argentina or Brazil I don't believe so and then Antarctica you haven't so

four yes three no final answer but I thought that you that he said he doesn't know that Israel is in Asia. So you should really say three. You would have said three but I'm saying four because technically Israel is in Asia. There we are. You thought Israel was in Europe or something? Yes I did. He's actually about to jump on CNBC right now. You guys can be tied at five now. Jill, another travel-based question.

How many times have I been to Italy? Oh, I'm going to say two. But maybe I should say... Come on, we got to fucking cut that off. He gave you a hint. I did? He did? You went.... He gave you a hint. I did? I did. You went.

Because you didn't say right. I didn't look. You definitely didn't say right. Right. That's true. I'm going to just say two. Two is correct. Okay.

You guys should not look at me. You guys should not look at me. Amir, what? Wait, so it's 6-4. Oh, is it? Yeah, 6-4. Yeah. is it? Yeah, 6-4. Yeah. I got to get one and steal one.

What order were my triplet sisters born in? Ooh. I don't know this. I don't know this. I just hope Jill doesn't know. She does. I'll guess. Rachel, Sarah, Liza.

That's correct. Yes! I'm sorry. You broke the studio. Rachel, Sarah, Liza. Correct. Yes! I'm sorry. I wrote the studio. That was a, could have gone one of eight ways. So the fact that I got it right was really cool. What brand of underwear? You don't want to dissect that at all?

How did I know? How did you, I mean, I think I would have probably guessed that as well, but only because I know. So what made you, what made you say Rachel before? Liza is the most diminutive. She's the smallest. So I thought last, even though there's probably no correlation. Yeah. And then it was sort of a toss up between Rachel and Sarah.

Yeah. And Rachel's more like outward and confident. Sarah's more introverted and like, know meditative so i'm like okay so like the most confident one came out first right then sarah then liza as the most diminutive one interesting but i don't know if that's just a random coincidence or i don't even know if that's my sister's personalities but it's good that you thought that because it made you did you know the order i did and what would you just and would did. And what do you think about my personality? Yeah, what do you think of the way Amir describes the triplets?

I thought it was inaccurate. Though you were earnest and I really appreciated that you gave this thought. How would you describe Rachel, Sarah, and Liza? This is for points. I would actually suggest that all of them have the same like quality. Like they're all like in that. Yeah, you don't have to like. They were all born the same day.

I was trying to slice it down to the last minute. The second season. One minute a piece. I almost said a peach again. Which is something I said before we recorded. Was there that story too? Was Sarah holding a heel? No, that's Jacob and Esau.

They came out like a human chain, one delivered the next. Right. No, Sarah was choking Eliza. Exactly. All right. So it's six to five. Yeah. You need to get one wrong so I can steal.

Jill, what brand of underwear do I wear exclusively? Pet of Thieves. That's nice. That's correct. Wow. I really didn't think you were going to get that. brand of underwear do I wear exclusively? Pet of Thieves. That's nice. That's correct. Wow, I really didn't think you were going to get that. I fold it all the time. You do not. I do too.

And I don't know how you like it folded, so I just sometimes guess and then I wonder if when I'm not looking, he refolds it. OCD style. Yeah. I know. I have gotten better about- Because you boys fold boxers in half. No, you like them long.

Yeah, no, I fold them... And do you like them with the folding crease on this left side or the right side? This is the next question, so don't give it away. Amir. Yeah. What was my daily Starbucks order for eight years? Steel. Grande sweetened iced coffee and warmed up butter croissant.

Correct. Did you know that? Well, he missed the half and half. Well, I put the half and half in myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

But I don't know if that matters. But the swirl, the one swirl. I would have accepted. Remember that swirl? Yeah. It needs to sort of get shaken up. He goes, shoot. In the new post-COVID era, Starbucks with the mobile order,

I think they've taken the cream off the counter so you can't do it yourself. You have to trust them to do it. Trust them, Nizala. Yeah, great. Starbucks took a page out of jill's still up one right seven to six i'm running out of opportunities here what is my all-time favorite drink in old fashion Water. Ice cold, like a cold brew. All time. Gatorade.

No. All right. All time favorite drink. Submitting. Water. I do love water. Is that considered a drink? Or you'd like.

I would. Yeah, it was on the table when I was considering my all-time favorite drinks because i did think a lot about this um day baker's called water the unadulterated soul of the universe if it's wrong it's wrong if i'm wrong i'm wrong it is incorrect it's incorrect it's incorrect so this is my opportunity this is your opportunity to steal there is a correct answer and i think you're going to be kicking yourself when you find out what it is. Don't look at me like that. You think I care? Fine! Oh! Ow.

I deserve that. Jake's favorite drink and golfer is the Arnold Palmer. I see. You are kicking yourself. Ow! I also hit my head so far we're both concussed and tied we're finally tied

7-7 with two questions left this is your last question so you could actually so 7-7 and we both missed one this is question 16 of 16 this is to win I'm fucking scared what if I don't know it?

Wait, that's unfair. Why? 7 to 7, that means there are 14 questions. Aren't there 16 total? There's one we got both wrong, the omelet. This is the 16th. So it really is a tiebreaker. Yeah.

Can I just steal it? You might have the opportunity. Okay. I hope I know it. Okay. What were my two feet injuries? And I do need you to be specific. Good game. Yes, Ellie.

I'm going to phone a friend. I'm going to call my dad and tell him I know the answer. I'm going to win a million dollars. I get it wrong. You fractured slash broke your calcaneus, which is your heel bone. He's good. He's good. Then on a hike in Hawaii that I was at, you slipped and got turf toe. Turf toe.

And those are your two feet injury. It wasn't just turf toe. What? It was a torn ligament that led to a surgery for his bunions. A torn ligament. The turf toe was misdiagnosed as turf toe. It was actually a torn ligament in my fifth metatarsal. Yes!

No! A torn ligament in your fifth metatarsal? What is that in sports? By a mile. No. I urge you to reconsider. I will say that. Oh, technicality.

Technicality. So you thought by a mile, you held up your fingers in a really tiny... Well, in this model, you're a thousand miles tall. Did I win by a technicality? It's the VAR review, and I can't have this game decided by VAR. I think I would call what has happened here largely a tie.

Basically, I think Jill... But you're still really pissed about the omelet to a place where maybe the game... I'm pissed that you say you fold my laundry a lot because I actually do a lot of folding. Yeah, that's true.

I wouldn't say... A major folder. What's a lot? How does he fold his omelet? So there's cream cheese, mushrooms... I wonder. And water on the side for dipping?

We can settle this the same way that we settled. Basically, I think Jake is a troll who doesn't do his own laundry. It's my portrait. I know you touched the car four times. Edge of Tomorrow's on repeat. Edge of Tomorrow. And one of the Lord of the Rings. I do love that movie.

He's just tapping the door with four fingers. Tapping the door with four fingers. Hitting the clicker. Hitting the clicker. We're going to settle this the same way. Tiebreaker. You guys are going to go back and forth naming my friends from high school. Whoa.

An old-fashioned tiebreaker. Yeah. Whoever can't name an old friend. Old friends. Here we go. Who wants to go first? Eddie. Mike Carnell Jeff Rosenberg let's get these

Dave Rosenberg Christine Remar Lynn nice with the Lynn poll very good Jamie Jamie of course Nice with the Lynn poll. Very good. Jamie. Jamie, of course.

Christine, yeah, Lynn. Eddie, naturally. Eli Hutchinson. Incredible. Incredible. Frees me up to say Steve. Great. Love Steve. Ian. frees me up to say steve great love steve uh ian rup how do you know ian rudd it's really close i'll give it to you for sure

where are we where are we where are we um Joe Winnick. Good. Good work. And his brother, Matthew Winnick. Joe's brother's name is Alex, and I wouldn't accept that. In Michigan or something. Yeah, but he's definitely, I wouldn't say that counts as one of my high school friends. You also called him Matthew.

You're shaking. This part of the game has a lot of tension. We're really thinking. Yeah. I feel that. Hamden specifically, high school. Right. I'm just like going through my mind of all these like former holiday parties or people I've met at

bar or something and they're just like hey and then I leave and I'm like who's that and Jake's like friend do you know one other I don't I don't have anything I think I will I was gonna throw in Frank because he was in the crew yeah Yeah. Frank Del Cervo, for sure. Okay. Frankie Del. You're out. I didn't have it. I didn't have it. There it is.

There it is. Frank. There it is. Fucking Frank. Frank. She won it all with Frank. You know, I would have also accepted Nate. Nate was up there. Oh, yeah.

I played basketball with Nate. Yeah. Yeah. This is where the brain would have had to keep you know well great work wow

good question great game great game wow that was exciting this is like what was that two hours or

that was nine minutes I'm sweating I have 30 more questions who knows me less beautiful now you'll I'll read a poem

for you guys that's nice wow I like that they both came down to the tiebreaker yeah Give me less. Beautiful. Now I'll read a poem for you guys. That's nice. Wow. I like that they both came down to the tiebreaker. Yeah. I asked Jeff Rosenberg yesterday for high school names, thinking that it would come down to the tiebreaker. No. Really?

No way. I didn't know Ian Rupp or Rudd or Eli Hutchins. Really? Yeah. I was like, why did it? That's wild. I just knew you would ask that that's incredible and that still wasn't enough

in that way though no but I think in that way he knows you so well I knew what question I didn't think about this game till I walked into the room at 10am really Jeff should have given you more names did you know Lynn Lynn was part of the list it was Lynn

Christine right they were at my wedding and then those two people that I didn't know right okay so give it more names. Did you know Lynn? Lynn was part of the list. It was Lynn, Christine, Eddie. Right, they were at my wedding. And then those two people that I didn't know. Right, okay, so yeah.

But like, cheating for your heart. Like, you really wanted it. Yeah. You wanted the win. Frank and fucking Joe, I didn't know those.

Yeah, Jake O'Donnell, you knew Jake. Oh yeah. Hank, I would've won. See, I had those,

but I was also like, I should save them until you were like, throwing out some names. Yeah, I was gone but I was also like, I should save them until you are like throwing out some names. I was gone. I was done. I was really done before Ian. I want to see Jeff's list. I think it was just those four and those two guys I didn't know.

Yeah. And you thought that'd be enough. Yeah. Plus Jeff and Dave and Mike. Right. Yeah. I mean, how many friends can one person have? I mean, I was struggling to.

I was trying to think of them at the same time. Once you guys got Steve, I was like, oh, who else is there? Because I want to make... But then, yeah, yeah, the other guys for sure. Good work. Good game. I'm going to make you an omelet.

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Alright, we're back. Yeah. Jill left with a trophy. Yes. She left with that W. The omelet question was such a debacle that I thought you were going to forfeit her instantly and on the day. We were, that was our first fight. Yeah.

What I saw there was a nasty. There was. That I've never seen. There was tension. It was all coming out. Yeah. She said water. That was obviously about water was not

your favorite water it's kind of interesting because she won but it felt like she lost i'm definitely looking back on it only remember the ones i got right yeah but she walked away quite easily in the tiebreaker yeah unfortunately like you you i think you missed some layups and you got lucky with some guesses but like it all balanced out if you would hit those layups and you got lucky with some guesses but like if you would hit those layups if you would hit the ones that were easy like the whiskey one I really think was yeah Bullet I should have known

I thought you like graduated from Bullet and now you like something else yeah and it's true and it's planted but I wouldn't have expected you to know that which is why Bullet was accepted acceptable too but we have for the last segment I wouldn't have expected you to know that, which is why bullet was accepted. Acceptable to you.

Okay. But we have for the last segment another sort of weird game that I invented. Right. This time I get to play. Yes. So Jake's going to be doing a spelling bee. Yeah. But there's a wrinkle. It's as he's spelling the word letter by letter, I'm going to be spelling a different word in between his letters.

So Jake's not only supposed to get his word correctly, but he's also supposed to listen to what word I'm spelling in between his letters. Kind of hard to explain, but you'll see it on the day. So, Nicole, do you have a word for Jake to spell? Yes. Okay. Restaurant. Why yes? Restaurant. Okay. So now I'm going to be thinking of a word

with roughly that many letters so that as he's spelling restaurant, which you have to check to see if he's doing correctly, I'm going to be spelling a different word that you have to listen to me spell. Hold on. Don't get there yet because I'm thinking of a word that's... because it has to be that many letters as well.

This is the hardest part of the game. Okay. Yeah. Ready? Yep. R-C-E-O-S-M-T-A-U-T-R-E-A-r-n-t did he spell it correctly he did you i thought you were spelling company co compare no

c-o-M-P It ended with R Comcar? Computer! Oh nice Computer Okay give me one So Nicole give me a word

Yeah And then Jake you'll spell a different word While I'm spelling the word Financial That's really good Alright Okay It's hard to

Closing your eyes is cheating I should say Yeah I just added that rule Closing your eyes is cheating Too much concentration I see You have to just look Okay financial ready

Yeah F A I V N A A I F Too much concentration. I see. You have to just look. Okay, financial. Ready? Yeah. F-A-I-V-N-A-I-F-N-L-C-A-I-B-A-L-E. Are you done with your word? Yeah. Viable? Did Amir get his word right? He did. He got mine wrong it was available it really is hard to talk and listen yeah i'm also not sure i spelled available right

definitely it wasn't uh viable because i started with that a you should do this at the fucking scripps national spelling bee let's trip these-olds up. The judges should be able to interject. L, L, L, L, O. Like when you're counting something and someone's behind you. 19, 20, 19, 20. All right. Give me one more, Nicole. We got to get it right.

Definition. Oh, this is going to be impossible. Okay. D, R, E, A, F, okay. D-R-E-A-F-G. I-N-F. I-U-T-L-O-N. Did I even get mine right? Yeah.

F-O-L. Re. It's funny. We only hear like the beginnings. Yeah. At the end. It's like, yeah. Referendum.

Rageful. Rageful. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Asshole. All right right one last one i gotta get one for the fucking culture i can't walk out of here a three-time loser surrender i'm dead i'm dead Hold on, let me think of something. Okay. F-S-U-I-R-T-R-U-E-A-N-T-D-I-E-O-R-N. Correct. Situation.

Correct. Yes! Another advice cast. Each have different than the last i got lucky because i i sort of i was gonna say s-u-r-r without listening that was right man so i'm just and then only listening to you yeah yeah and then i'm like i have to spell the rest and hear what the last few letters were. Yeah. So I was like, S-I-T-U.

I'm like, it's got to be situation. It's got to be situation. Yeah, that's good. I was afraid you were going to get, I was like, I was like, if it seems like, I wanted to think of an S word because I wanted to like sort of mess you up in the beginning, but you did the perfect counter strategy, which is don't think about spelling my own word. Yeah.

All right. What a fucking episode. Great game. From the history books. Great game. Two own word. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What a fucking episode. Great game. For the history books. Great game. Two great games. Two great games. Thanks for listening.

Each one did better than the last. Yes, exactly. Thanks for watching. If you're watching on YouTube, we're also on Patreon, patreon.com slash JA. Ja. Checking out classic Jake and Amir episodes. That's right. Rolling down memory lane.

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