Sex, Lies & DM Slides - 109. Big Catch Up: Mykonos, Ibiza, and Unforgettable Stories

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

We’re back from traveling the world, and we’ve got so much to share! In this episode, we’re giving you the inside scoop on our adventures in Mykonos and Ibiza, including the weirdest story we’ve ever experienced involving vomit and a suitcase (you won’t believe it!). We also gush over the Greek gods—err, we mean men—Ana encountered, including the time she was chatted up by an actual knight. Meanwhile, Saff is embracing her wholesome, not-caring-for-men era. Join us for a fun, chaotic, and unfiltered catch-up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This episode, we are going to have a big fat-up because we've both been traveling the world. It's been Brass Summer. It has been Brass Summer for real. Maybe not for me but for Anna. I think it's been Brass Summer for you. You've been thriving. I have had a very Brass Summer this year I would say. I mean should we start with Mykonos? Because I've kind of told Saf, like, dribs and drabs about it, but not the full extent as to what has gone on. Yeah.

And it's funny because normally these episodes for us are genuinely like our weekly catch up. This is where we actually, like, you know,

keep each other up to date with our love life. And we actually did spend some time together in Ibiza. So we have slightly caught up caught up now one thing Anna's about to say on this podcast no no I've made her time with this story like three times because it's like it's like trying to solve a mystery it doesn't sound real it does not sound real it's actually crazy and I'm hoping you start with that um but yeah Anna's gonna do I guess you you tell everyone about how your Mykonos has been and me because I would still love to hear it

but you have to tell this story because it will actually blow your mind it is the weirdest most bizarre thing I've ever heard and I would be disowning one of my friends it's but should I start with the story because I feel like everyone's gonna want the story because it's actually wild when I was packing for Mykonos this is all to do with the suitcase by the way this is it doesn't sound real but I promise and I'm actually very tempted to put it in my vlog I have footage that was filmed in the morning of all of our genuine live reactions to what has happened right so I packed my suitcase in Mykonos oh go on what were you gonna say I was just gonna say I was just going to say, I was going to interrupt then.

Dude, but have you mentioned it in a vlog? Because I feel like some people know about this. I have. Okay, so you've mentioned it. Yeah, I've mentioned it

but I haven't put in the footage because I was going to put it in but I'm in my knickers so I need to blur myself if I want to put the footage in. But, so basically, we go to Mykonos,

I pack my suitcase, Callum and I are sharing my suitcase. In the suitcase, there's this like insert, right? So you kind of like, it's a big board sort of thing that clips on to cover one side of the suitcase. It's got like a netting compartment in where you can put like bikinis, knickers, whatever you want. That was in my suitcase when I left. I have video footage of it in my suitcase. I unpacked it. I know it was there. It's a new day. How can you make the most of it with your membership rewards points? Earn points on everyday purchases. Use them for that long awaited vacation.

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Save big on electronics, fashion, and more this Prime Big Deal Days, October 8th and 9th. So we get to Mykonos, open my suitcase on the Thursday, take everything out apart from a couple of pairs of knickers, did the suitcase up and put it in the corner. I did not touch this suitcase for the entire week because I unpacked everything. I didn't, I unpacked purposely. So I didn't need to open it. So it gets to the Wednesday. This has been like six days. And that morning I was very drunk. We'd opened a bottle of Whispering Angel for breakfast because we were going to Santana. So we were all like,

oh, we'll just get drunk for breakfast. So I'm not going to, I was smashed when I came in to get ready. I opened my suitcase. I thought to myself, right, I'm going to get a five minute headstart of myself in the morning because I know I'm going to be hung over and I'm just going to start packing my suitcase. Haz is on the phone to her boyfriend at the time. So I don't think she quite understood what was going on because the freak out, I was trying to keep it quiet because she was on the phone. I open my suitcase. There's sick in my suitcase, like yellow, chunky, sick. No, even thought of it makes me want to cry the insert is gone it's been cut out not ripped out it's been cut out because you can see by like the seam of where it is that it's like scissor

marks so at the time I literally thought to myself like am I like I think I was talking to myself like am I seeing things like what is going on so kind of just like, because we were in such a rush to leave, didn't really think too much into it. I told Shannon that morning, and I remember telling Shannon. How many people have you stayed in this house, by the way? There's 10 of us.

And they're all your close friends, right? Yeah, we're all, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all,

it's like our little group. They're not like random people she ever met before. No. These are her close friends. So, we're all in there, and I told Shannon, and i remember also shannon was really drunk so none of us really acknowledge it right get back didn't acknowledge it the next

morning obviously we're leaving so everyone's packing and then it clocks i was like oh my god i was like somebody was sticking my suitcase and has ripped the insert out cut the insert out so i'm saying it to has and has is just not believing it. She's like, we're going back and forth with the suitcase. Like, where is it? So I call everybody in. Everybody's coming in. We're all in a rush anyway. Everyone's coming in in their knickers, bed hair. Everyone's like, what the hell is going on? I explained the situation and I say, look, somebody has done this and I'm going to need somebody to own up this instant. Obviously nobody's owning up because whoever it is, is going to be severely embarrassed. And also the thing is, right, I can get past someone being sick in the suitcase if it was

open on the floor and it was a genuine mistake because I was sick on Haz's bag in Australia and I was like, it wasn't my fault it happened so like i i can get past that it was more the fact that the suitcase was done up and it's been cut out with my knickers in i couldn't get my head around you as well that's the weirdest thing where was i so everyone starts coming up with these insane theories i'm not even joking with you. Bless Tia. Tia is the sweetest girl in this whole entire world, right? And this theory just shows how innocent she is.

She genuinely chucked out there, was it a cat? She said it could have been a cat. And I thought, oh my God, Tia, I literally just want to hug you and wrap you up. She is like the sweetest woman. I don't think a cat is cutting out.

We were all pissing ourselves. We were like, Tiaia it's not a cat like there's no way it's a cat everyone's coming up with these insane theories because the only people who have been in this villa are us 10 there was somebody that came back to the villa one night with somebody but they did not enter the main villa they were in the little hideaway part so that is not really an option the pool pool guy, the superintendent to the villa, well, that's what he was called, and the two cleaners.

See, it could be a clean up. I just, what? Like, no, I really don't think it's a clean up. It could be a clean up, but the cleaners were in there. They were two women. They were in there for, honestly, like 45 minutes tops at a time.

And we were always in and out when they were cleaning so they just wouldn't have had time but then the plot thickened a little bit because the whole week I was looking for a pair of scissors and I could not find scissors anywhere I needed to cut the tags off my clothes so I was having to go into Byron's room and he was having to cut them off with nail clippers the last day the scissors reappear back in the drawer it's someone in the villa it is someone it's one of your friends yeah I've walked in with these blue scissors and I'm like guys I haven't

seen these blue scissors all week like where have the blue scissors been and but nobody was and then the other night because when I tell you we have been speaking about this every single day like so we had a vote in our group chat last was it last night no the night before and we were like right everybody vote on who you think it is and we made a poll in the group chat who who who was the most boasting I mean it's it's only a guess it was only a guess it was very mixed Flossie got a few I got one and I said whoever the fuck has voted for me I said you can retract that vote because why would I do it? Oh my God, it could be you.

Yeah, everyone was like, it could be Anna. I would, if I'd have done that to myself, I wouldn't have even brought it up. I would have been so embarrassed that I was sick in my suitcase. The only person that would have known about it was Haz because I was sharing it with her. But also if you were sick in your suitcase,

you wouldn't cut your lining out, would you? I wouldn't cut it out. Surely you would tell someone. I'd clean it. But also we couldn't find the lining anywhere. Like nowhere. I, that morning, was running around the villa looking under the beds, in the cupboards.

I even looked off the edge of the cliff because I actually thought somebody has lobbed it off the edge of the cliff. That is the only possible explanation. I couldn't see it anywhere. And nobody is still owned up. I don't think I'm ever going to find out who it was. And the thing is...

I think you will. I think give it like two years, someone's owning up. Well, people were starting to get really offended in the chat because people are starting to put like, not point fingers, but like take educated guesses on who it could have been. We've got people sending videos in if they're sick to prove it wasn't their sick because it was a different colour. Shut up.

Honestly, it is like it is actually wild and I did say this I was like maybe somebody will come to me like a year when they're drunk and be like oh my god I am so sorry but it was me but the thing is give it a year or two somebody is gonna own up but I think it's gonna take that long the thing is it's got to be someone in the villa it has to be but I went in like naturally that morning obviously I was fuming so I made it very clear I said this is your last chance to own up because whoever's fucking done this to me I'm never speaking to you again and I said yeah the thing is because you've said that no one's owning up no one's gonna own up so I think I took the wrong approach but

obviously naturally I was just so angry when I left my suitcase because I'm like, how? Just how? Like, none of it makes sense. But like, I have gone through everybody in the villa and I've done pros and cons. Do you think you would have been as angry if somebody had been sick in it and their sick was still there but they came in and they told you?

Honestly, if they'd have owned up, no. I would have just been like, because we were all in such bad ways. Everyone was so drunk and everyone was doing silly things. Like, if it had happened, I would have just been like, we were all in such bad ways everyone was so drunk and everyone was doing silly things like if it had happened i would have just been like you know what fair enough i own it up will you just clean it up yeah see that that's how i'd be i yeah you know it's no one chooses to throw up so if somebody's being sick it's out of their control so if they did obviously i'll be thinking uh my suitcase but if they cleaned it out then

whatever yeah i just be like thank you so much for like cleaning it like it's fine like we've all done stupid shit when we're drunk yeah i you know i get it but it's more the fact that the suitcase was done up this is what i can't get my head around like why would you open also and where was i so this must have happened at the beginning of the trip by what you're saying so So we have gone, honestly, we have dissected every day. We've gone through pictures to go and see if the suitcase was turned around or moved. It must have happened at the beginning of the trip because everybody was coming into mine and has this room going, God, it stinks in here. But me and Haz couldn't smell it.

And I was like, I don't know what you're on about. I can't smell anything. And me and Haz were like, why? Because we've been spraying perfume the whole time. It couldn't smell it. And I was like, I don't know what you're on about. I can't smell anything. And me and Haz were like, but why? Because we've been spraying perfume the whole time. Like, it doesn't make sense. But everyone that came in would say it was smell. So I'm thinking to myself, it must have happened towards the beginning of the trip.

And then like the smell just kind of like disgustingly like festered. And you could like smell it in the room. Did anyone come in and not say it smelled? Not really, to be honest. I think at some point, everybody kind of come in and said it smelled. Not really, to be honest. I think at some point, everybody kind of come in and said it smelled. I mean, it has to get

more and more confused because I'm like, I literally don't know what you're on about. Like, I literally can't smell a thing. But it's obviously because I was staying in the room, so I was used to the smell.

Okay, so question. Go on. If you had done that, in some, okay, if you had been sick in somebody's case, imagine the person, okay, I know it's

10 of your close friends, but the person you're least closest to honestly would you have told them I would have told them but I think I would have told them because of how tense the situation was the morning when we found out I think I would have sent them a message after and been like look I don't want to say in the group chat like I'm really embarrassed but it was me I'm so sorry but you don't think you tell them at the time I would want to but I can't even tell you how tense that situation was I'm gonna have to put this no no but I mean like as you've done it so before you've noticed oh you mean as I've done it sorry I thought you meant as it was found no no no so as you've done it you've been sick in it the next morning you've woken up oh oh yeah no tell them. I would just say,

I'd just say to them like, babe, I'm so sorry. I'd try and laugh it off. Obviously I'd feel awful, but I would just tell them straight away. Because like, it's the cutting out part as well. Like, where's it gone?

Well, they've obviously been so embarrassed. They thought, well, I'll cut it out and clean it out. But they didn't really clean it. And they cut your case up. So they may as well have just cleaned it. Callum was cleaning it the next morning, getting all the sick out. Oh, that's the worst part is the fact that sick is left in it.

It wasn't like, it wasn't loads of sick. It was like, I don't know, like probably like a hand's worth. Yeah, that's just disgusting. But it's still like, it was still there. Do you know what I mean? So honestly, the theory that somebody came up with was somebody broke in

because one night we got back and the villa doors were open, but we locked the doors. So we were all a bit, we all shat ourselves when we went in and everybody ran to their room to check everything was there, but nothing had gone.

So someone's theory was somebody broke in. They originally wanted to try and steal everything from the room. So they went to open the suitcase, put everything everything in the suitcase but then they were sick and they panicked because it left their dna so they cut it out dispose of the evidence put the suitcase back and left that was one theory the thing is someone could have broken and been really drunk yeah it it genuinely could be a possibility but then when i said that in my youtube video i got a lot of your fucking naive comments and i thought you know what fair enough i know i am but i'm just

putting out there a theory but would it have been an easy villa to have got into you probably yeah you probably could have like i mean the doors were locked but if you wanted to get in the windows you could easily get in the windows yeah see no no one's climb i mean if a door was left open okay so i think i've told this story on the podcast about when my brother was very drunk and got into someone's bed. I must have told... I must have said this.

Got into someone's bed? Have I not told? No, I would have said this. Maybe you have. It sounds familiar, but can you say it again? Oh, this story is actually also just crazy. So basically... Oh, God, he's going to hate me for saying this.

He was so young. It was when my brother just turned 18 and at the time. Wait, hang on a minute. Is this Casey or Jess? This is Casey. Oh,

Casey. Yeah. And he basically, he was one of those, you know, just turned 18. He was going out every single weekend. Like before,

Casey is the best dad I've ever known. Genuinely, out of my heart. Like he really is the best dad. Right. And he Genuinely, hand on my heart. Like he really is the best dad, right? And he's just like a dad dad, you know? Before he became a dad, my reaction was probably quite bad because I thought there's no fucking way

this boy can become a dad. Like being a dad changed him. Before that, he was a crazy, typical 18-year-old boy, got drunk every weekend. Anyways, he got really drunk one night. It was the middle of the night, like 4 a.m. or something, and he was walking home, and he thought he had walked into our house. So basically, he obviously now tells us there was a guy smoking outside,

and the door was left open. So because the door was left open, this guy then went inside, and I don't even know if he went around the back or something but casey just walked into the house fully fully thinking it was our house bear in mind it is the same road so it was the same road that our house was on but he walks into the house and he gets into bed but what he didn't realize is he's now in bed with a girl and casey was only casey was only just drunk and went straight to bed like went straight to sleep passed out this man had said he walked in in case he's snoring his head off but he saw casey go in so he saw casey go and he's

like what you're doing he's like all right right it's my house i'm in my house i'm in my house and just gets in bed and crashes out, falls fast asleep. And that was that. So when he woke up, did he? No, no. So the guy woke him up and said, mate, you're not in your house. You're not in your house. Oh, okay.

And he was like, what? What? This is my house. This is my house. And he was so confused. Then anyways, he ended up, I can't remember if he either got taken home by the guy. The guy might have dropped him home.

They were lovely because they knew that Casey was no harm. Yeah. They could tell that he was just so drunk. Just a sweet drunk boy. And just did not know where he was. Anyways, when he got,

I'm pretty sure the guy dropped him home. Like it was, our house was like five, five doors down. So it was so close to our house. But obviously Casey just got confused. Yeah. And where the door was open, he just walked in. And then the next morning, my mom was like, you best go up there and apologize.

So he'd gone up, he'd brought them flowers and had to apologize at the door. And it was just, it was not good. It was not good. The way I would scream if I woke up and there was somebody in my bed that I didn't know, I would be so confused, wouldn't even cover it. I know. I mean, this girl didn't even wake up.

She was fast asleep. Like she was completely fast asleep. I'm pretty sure I probably not told the story correctly, because actually, the guy definitely, because the guy was having a smoke, and I was thinking to myself as I'm telling the story, he can't have seen Casey go in, but he did. He did

see Casey go in. Right, okay. And Casey just walked past him. Like, just, just, like, just walked past, just walked into the house because if it was his house. That's quite iconic from Casey, though. Like, what a story that is

to tell that you went Honestly, he still to this day is like, I am, I can't believe I did that. And when he woke up in the morning, he was like, I was convinced. It was my house. That was, that was our house.

Well, there you go. People do silly stuff when they're drunk yeah so if the door was open I'm thinking I can see how somebody can just walk in and also you know if it's a similar villa well our villa was connected to another villa and there was an internal door but the internal door was locked but you could also get to it from the outside because we were what like not in a creepy way but we were looking at them one day because there was a couple of really good looking people in there there was like there

was a lot of them in there so we were like could it have been one of them that like came in just to have a look in the villa and then they were sick and they were having like a villa party we're never gonna like i'm honestly never gonna know no it is the story of the holiday i gen it's my new roman empire i think about it at least once every hour. And honestly, I'm never going to get over it. But that was, that was the main story of Mykonos.

But I also need to tell you about the men in Mykonos because. You do. Greek men are Greek gods. I understand the term Greek God. Now, like it is is it should be illegal how good these people look like i was genuinely taken aback but you you'd be in your element i can't that is the only way i can describe it i went out and making us on the cruise yeah you did but did you go into town oh okay so we went out obviously we were out

in the evenings and people don't go out until very late like people were eating full dinners at like three in the morning it all seemed a bit like very different

to like going out I feel like it's very different you know like Ibiza has a lot of I know it's obviously big on raving and clubbing and stuff too

but I feel as if like day parties are a very big thing whereas in Mykonos I don't really think it is I think it's very much chill it's just expensive dinners and going out in the evening yeah because when I went to Namos obviously everyone because you went there as well didn't you and everyone was like

spraying the champagne and stuff but that was at like five six and then after that it started to clear out and I was really confused because I was like oh okay I thought this would go on into the evening but then in the town people like we'd be going home at 2am and everybody would start to come out so we're like right we've got this so wrong like everybody actually goes out at like 1am 2am um and we found well first of all on the first the first night we went into town we were just walking up about to get a taxi home and this gorgeous Italian boy stops me and was like can I please have your number and I was like oh yeah of course you can I was really taking him back he's gorgeous Josh starts taking digicam pics of me and him on the digicam so I sent them saff I was like look

at this guy and he's kissing me on the cheek and everything Josh is going kiss her let me get a picture I was like for fuck's sake Josh so got all these pictures of memories he texts me he wanted to come back to the villa I wasn't really feeling it it was like four in the morning I needed my beauty sleep but then we started to like deep dive into his Instagram we find out that he's a knight in Italy but not just like any sort of knight like he's wearing the full hat suit of armor the everything and he's some like leader of some like massive thing in Italy where everyone is like praising him and like following him around the streets of Italy and we were all just watching it like how is this even real that's like crazy it was just one I was like right okay this is my first experience with oh he's not a

Greek man he's an Italian man but I was like wow okay like he's a knight love this if you was with a knight that would be pretty cool very strange but pretty cool very different I feel like I would have to maybe dress up as well which I'm not sure if I'm into that how do you become a knight question well it looked as though he'd like gone to uni and then it like followed on from that from what i could work out but like when he went through his tags like i'm not joking with you like thousands of people worshiping this boy but this boy's young he's like 22 but then it's surely just not something you can just take in uni like i felt like we're being very stupid here how do you become a knight i really have no idea i honestly

have no idea i'm gonna have to show you i'm going to have to show you some of the pictures of it. I'm going to go to Google it because it's actually going to bug me. I don't think just anyone can be a knight, you know. It's honestly, it's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. And I just thought only me

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the head of state the head of church or representative of such so he's really been like chosen yeah and obviously you have to train in weapons handling and horse riding from childhood a young man could be made a knight by the local lord he served through exceptional bravery wow babe he would have been strong no no yeah he, no. Yeah, he was giving me strong vibes. Like, he was... He was giving strong, manly vibes. Yeah, and he was, like, so, like, beautiful, like, chiseled, looking in the face.

I was so taken aback. I couldn't believe it. Babe, why did you not go? Come on. Because, and then, bless his heart, he texted me after it because we'd just gone back to the villa and he was like,

I'm at the disco, what are you doing? And when he said disco, I was like, oh. See, that's not giving me night vibes I think no I think he google translated it because his English was a bit broken so I think he google translated like I'm at a party and then he texted me saying I'm at the disco and I was just like oh my god but by this time I'd already seen all the night stuff and I was a bit like taken back taken about like it was you know it's just something I've never seen before well I tell you what i've never in my 24 years of living heard somebody say they've dated a night so that could have been a first santa neither well i've got his number it's just in case i ever go back to well obviously he's in italy so if i ever go to italy i've got his number

babe your first date can be on horse imagine if i came back and i said to everyone i have been on a date in italy i'm on horse i've got knight in shining armor on my what's that game that they play that's like polo but it's with horses polo but with horses yeah you must know oh why am i not like my brain is just not functioning this morning um what's it What's it called? I don't know, I'll let you know when I play it. Um, it's called,

oh yeah, it's just called Polo. Oh, okay, well I'll go to a sleep room. Yeah, horse Polo. Do you not remember,

I think they do it in Princess Diaries. Is it Princess Diaries? I think it is Princess Diaries. I think Princess Diaries, they play like horse Polo. Well, that's the sort of thing I imagine a knight doing for fun. Well,

I'll go to Italy and play horse Polo, and then walk down the street in my princess dress and my knight I'm real he was the first one and then there was two others there was another one we went to Little Venice and there was a dancer in this bar and I put him on my story because I was just fucking obsessed with him I was watching him like you are he was just giving magic everything he was giving a magic mic everything and everyone was going to me anna babe i don't think you straight i went you cannot assume somebody's sexuality please i said i don't give a shit i'm like gay show whatever he is gorgeous and we love that man i just i'm obsessed with that man and everyone was going to me anna babe you're not going to do anything with him and I was like okay just wait so then Josh you have this thing of proving people yeah I'm not I'm gonna prove you wrong it's like the second someone says you won't kiss him she's

like all right then I'm like okay then we'll watch me like I've watched me then so then Josh okay with his digicam again starts taking pictures of him and then next time you go back to the bar oh my god you see this fly it's driving me me nuts. Oh my God, it just landed on your forehead. You see the fly on the screen? It's driving me absolutely nuts. Like it could go anywhere in this house and all it's doing

is following me. It just landed on your forehead. Yeah, and it keeps whizzing, like baby, it's whizzing around my head. I swear it's doing like zoomies around my head.

Josh airdrops him the pictures of himself and he was buzzing so then we got his Instagram. So I just like- Wait, Josh airdropped the pictures of himself and he was buzzing so then we got his Instagram so I just like Josh air dropped him pictures of himself of like the guy like he of the guy the photos that he took of him he was like oh I was showing him and he's like oh look at these pictures and he was proper buzzing with them so Josh sent him them and he got his Instagram so I liked his picture and commented on it saying like obsessed or something like that and he followed me you commented on his picture yeah I just called it like like obsessed or something like that and he followed me you commented on his picture

yeah I just commented like obsessed because I was like oh my god no you didn't hang on I think it's still babe

why are you out here I just who didn't babe my background we were taking the piss hang on where is it he was my background

on my phone whilst I was there oh my god you're joking oh my god I was obsessed with him I was loving this man it i know you commented on this picture yeah i was loving this i'm more committed i've done that in my life i more did it in like a jokey way though i was i'm just gonna call it obsessed and also were you drunk

yeah and josh commented back like that's my man like we were just having like a joke in the comments right okay and then spoken to him no not this Not at this point. Not at this point. He didn't know who I was. And then he messaged me. And we spoke. And he was like, are you going to come back to the bar? So I thought, oh my God, he remembers me from the other night. Because he was giving me the eye.

And I know I wasn't going crazy. And I said it to a couple of people. And they were like, babe, he was giving everybody the eye. And I was like, shut up talking about my man like that. And then messaged me, blah, blah, blah. He asked to come and stay at the villa with me so i was i said to everyone and then he started sending me this gorgeous picture of his body i was actually fucking dying hang on i've got to show you this picture he sends me it and i went guys oh my god look at the photo he's just sent me everybody shut up they're all on the table like everyone's on their hands and knees on the table

outside in disbelief at what i've just been saying no babe i don't think you're ready for this picture hang on what do you mean hands and knees look at this hang on when was it on all fours why is everyone on all fours i was absolutely dying it was like with immediate effect, everybody got on all fours. Hang on, where were they to go on all fours? I'm confused. We were all on the table outside. Okay, so they've like put their hand

on the table, because I'm trying to envision this and I'm getting really confused. I'm thinking, why is everyone on all fours? But their hands and knees on the table. Oh my god, where is this picture? I've got to show you this picture. It's the best thing I've ever seen in my life. on which group chat is it gonna be in sorry guys just hold fire I've got to find this picture but anyway whilst I find this picture um that happened and then there was another one when we were at the wait the waiters at Santana 10 10 oh I found it this was everybody the minute i show said i got a picture shut up

straight at the table everyone i was pissed over it's tia's face no way okay yeah so they were like i said they put their hands on the table i'm like at what point is everyone going on all forwards no yeah hands and knees so basically he said you were nude well yeah but it was nothing that he'd not posted on his Instagram

already like it was just like a picture of his body but it was just like oh my god I couldn't believe he sent me it but anyway he's coming to London and he said

to me I'd love to see you when I'm in London so I was like wow so do you think I'll actually go on a date with him if he asks like he was really

like he was really nice. I mean, I didn't mean to speak to him in person. Wow, big slay. And yeah, then just wait, is it Santana? Big slay, got a couple of people's numbers. Mykonos guys were killing it, babe. We've got to get ourselves to Mykonos on a little solo girls trip. So we prefer Mykonos men to Ibiza men.

There is no comparison, babe. Like, none. Okay, but all these people that you spoke to were none of them english no no none of them were and were they speaking like broken english or could they speak fluent english uh the italian one couldn't speak a lot of english he was broken english but the other two fluent wow and they got my banter as well because i was a bit like oh gosh i don't think they're gonna get my jokes but they really got the jokes i do think a lot of people from europe get each other's jokes i think it's americans and english have different banter i think that's where we are different whereas in europe it's all i think everybody yeah if you can

speak fluent english you could probably banter with anyone that's yeah and they had sarcasm which was good because i was like i didn't know if people from europe were very sarcastic yeah 100 but that was that was mykonos that was a suitcase story that was wow wild and then we went to ibiza and then we went to ibiza and not gonna lie do not have anywhere near as exciting stories didn't go on a date with anyone um no I feel like I'm in a very weird period of my life right now I've never cared less for guys than I do right now you should be in your revenge era, but instead you're in your like wholesome, wholesome, this is me era,

which I actually think is better. But I feel like, I feel the best I've ever felt within myself. So I feel like in that term, I'm in my revenge era, but at the same time, I don't care for any male species. But that is almost a revenge era but at the same time i don't care for any male species that is almost a revenge era because you are doing well in yourself do you know what i mean like true that's the best revenge you

doing better true no that is true that's actually true very very true but i just don't care like usually god this makes me sound so bad but you know when you go on a night out obviously you don't like i hate girls that all they talk about is just oh my god hope there's like fit guys no no i'm actually past that after decades of shaky hands caused by debilitating tremors sunnybrook was the only hospital in canada who could could provide Andy with something special. Three neurosurgeons, two scientists, one movement disorders coordinator, 58 answered questions, two focused ultrasound procedures, one specially developed helmet, thousands of high-intensity focused ultrasound waves,

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This one day, which is the first day that Anna got here, I had this Long Island and I love Long Island and I know it's the strongest drink, but let me tell you, there wasn't any Coke. It was just mixed spirits.

It was vile. I took a sip and I was like, that is horrendous. Yeah, like normally, I drink Long Island and I love the taste that is horrendous. Yeah, like normally I drink Long Island and I love the taste. This was pure spirits, nothing else. There was just no coke in it.

It was absolutely bizarre. I got so drunk. I'm never ever sick. I was sick everywhere. It just... It was bad. I was in such a bad way. And then since then we just didn't drink

because we were like, why are we doing this to ourselves? We were in this one bar called Murphy's for literally, it was like we were a magnet and we kept getting dragged back in. The minute we leave- Oh, it was the weirdest thing. We're dragged back in.

And like at one point I was behind the bar, jazz pouring Disarano down my throat. And I was like, how? Like, it was just the most bizarre place i've ever been like well the thing is they was giving everything for free for us like everything so we tried to leave the first few times they were like every like anything's free and we're like oh fuck it like let's stay in we tried to leave over seven times this place the second any of us tried to leave honestly the security fucking jumped on us and pushed to leave, honestly, the security are fucking jumping us

and pushing us back in the bar. The security guard put his walkie-talkie on my outfit. Yeah. They were not letting us leave this bar. So we're at this bar

that's kind of shit, but you know like, you know sometimes you just love a shit bar. Yeah. We enjoyed it for the first two hours.

When we were there for five and we couldn't leave, I'm now getting severely drunk off these long islands that have absolutely no coke in it. Oh, it was such a messy night. It was horrendous. Our producer who does our podcast, we sent him an amazing video of us very drunk.

We haven't watched that back. Oh, I have. Oh, you have? Ray, we're're gonna give you the best Ibiza stories and here we are and we don't have anything else to show for it because we were hung over for days straight it was awful then we went to O Beach and I honestly it took me a while to be able to get into the drinking again that day because I felt so severely hung over that like I can't do hair of the dog like I used to now I really have to like ease myself into it yeah I thought we got quite drunk by the end of that day though but just not as drunk as the night before yeah and I think just overall that holiday just was not

although it was such a great holiday Anna's out here meeting so many men in Mykonos didn't find any of those men in Ibiza, but also wasn't looking for those men. Although one thing we will say is Anna and I love a guy with a linen shirt. Oh, I just love a linen shirt, right? And we basically, so we would go like to clubs and stuff, you know, like San Antonio and like to high and things like that. And all the guys dressed the same with the man bags. Copy and paste. That's not my husband, right?

That I'm not seeing my husband in sight. We went to Old Town one evening. Oh my God. Every guy is dressed in linen shirts. Like dressed so nice. Like the types of, like the groups of boys that were going out to Old to old town we were like this is where we should have been the entire time they were just like wholesome gorgeous vibes i mean i feel like that's how people dress in mykonos like nice it is everyone you dress nice you dress smart it's like linen everything in mykonos so yeah it's just like old

town times 10 but yeah old town was so gorgeous and that was like the last night i was there which was such a wholesome night went for food i was walking around like this is girlhood and all the gorgeous people in linen shirts and we're like this is what we wanted yeah the no offense for anyone who loves the gucci man bag because each their own but i just you know i personally don't like it yeah we don't like it but it's not husband material yeah it's not for me husband material because every time we spoke to somebody we were like oh what are you into and they're all like and I thought oh like not another one but then in old town I feel like if I asked someone what you into it would have been like a very different answer. Mm-hmm. Completely. We did speak to one guy in KFC, actually.

And do you remember the Irish one? I do, babe. I was trying to not bring that up. Oh, he was actually gorgeous. He was 10-10, but he didn't like uns uns. He didn't like uns uns. No. I can't remember what he said he liked.

I think he liked R&B. I don't know. We were definitely drunk at that point. Oh, we were so drunk at that point. We ate so many chicken and cheese bites. Basically though, to sum it up, I thought I was going to come on here and be like, guys, I had a brat summer. I went on a date with this guy. I went on a date with that guy. It didn't happen for me this summer. And I know summer's not completely over, but we're nearly there. And I'm actually not mad about it.

I feel like I've genuinely spent the time on myself. I feel so good within myself. I've not given a shit about any... And do you know what they say? You'll find someone when you're not looking for it. It comes when you least expect it. So maybe that's what's going to happen to me because I ain't looking for it.

In fact, I'm actually avoiding it. Well, yeah, but I think yeah but I think that's a good thing so even though making us a bit wild I'm really not looking for it at the moment like I'm just kind of like baby you're just attracting it you're just attracting it if it happens it happens and I'm like I just commented obsess on his photo that was very drunk very embarrassing can't believe I did that probably should delete that comment actually but I just thought you know what fuck it we were just on holiday it's all laughing on holiday and it is

why not you've got nothing to lose and look what's come out of it look what's come out of it a different Anastasia comes out abroad but now she's home she's back to being

her tame self yeah did go on a date the other night well I was about to say she's back on the dating scene but this story is also crazy

and makes you think never, ever, ever fucking settle. But I feel like we should talk about it on the next podcast because we've been talking for so long. Yeah, we'll save it for the next episode. So I'll tell my date story in the next one. But put it this way,

I'm sending Anna voice notes that I'm never fucking settling. No way did he do that. It was, I sent Saf a picture of something and she was like, oh my fucking God. And I was like, babe, I know. So just wait.

Just wait, girlies. Well, I hope you've enjoyed this nice little catch up episode. I was going to say, actually, no, don't, let's not point fingers on who we think the suitcase is. But if anybody has any theories, please let me know because I need all the help I can get here

because we're all actually going fucking crazy trying to figure out what happened to the suitcase um but thank you all so much for listening and we will see you on Thursday for our bonus episode bye everyone see you guys then bye