Sex, Lies & DM Slides - 114. Autumn Dating & Trends: Are Joni Jeans Back?!

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

In today's bonus episode we're talking all things AUTUMN - did you guys also know that 'Autumn' is Saff's middle name?? We're chatting about which colours are in this season and what trends we'll be jumping on. We also discuss our perfect autumn dating ideas, from mulled wine at markets to Harry Potter themed wilderness walks. What're your favourite autumn trends and date idea?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Visit connectsontario.ca. Hello, everyone. let's go hello everyone welcome back to i thought i'd switch it up because i thought the intro is the same every time i thought i'd put a little twist on it just heard the little hello yeah hello anyone home and welcome back to sex lies and dm slides um it's th, which means we're back for another bonus episode. So something I'm actually very happy about is summer is finally over and it's time to get ready for autumn. When you say finally over, did you really want it to be over then? Oh babe, well, for the last two weeks I have been gagging to get my pumpkins out. To be fair, I've been gagging to get my pumpkins out to be fair i've been gagging for

autumn i love the fashion everything about autumn just makes me so happy behind the laptop right now i've got a display of all my cushions pumpkins everything to put out in my house oh stop and i'm so excited oh my god stop i can't even explain okay i so excited. It's all I've been talking about in all of my vlogs. However. Those daily vlogs. In those daily-ish vlogs. Exactly, my girl. However, I actually am going to the Maldives in about 10 days.

So. It's not very autumn. It's not giving autumn. And so I'm like in two minds because i want to be like ready for autumn at the same time i know that i'm going to the maldives so i think do you know what i mean i think you get ready for autumn when you come back yeah i mean i'm buying all my autumn clothes my house is a tip right now i've got so many clothes really do you know what it is it's just the fashion and autumn is my middle name and that

sounds like a cringe thing but like it actually is my middle name guys like that's not an exaggeration um yeah i was actually gonna capture my picture the other day like autumn's my middle name like so it was like an autumny picture and i thought people won't actually think it's my middle name you sure because it is your middle name yeah but they'll think that like it's like a cringy thing like oh like a cringe quote christmas is my middle name no like autumn is actually literally my middle name i love that middle name i think it's so nice well i was meant to be called it wasn't i yeah but i love saffron autumn barker such a nice name thanks to be fair my parents did all right with my name i feel lucky that i'd like my name because i would actually hate to not like my name

same i love my name but like if i because I would actually hate to not like my name same I love my name but like if I because my mum was going to call me Aurora which I don't think I like as much no I definitely prefer Anastasia Anastasia I know I've never called you that but I thought like as I was reading it I thought Anastasia every so like a lot of American people call me Anastasia. A lot of American people call me Anastasia. Well, do you know when I say Anastasia, I always think to myself I don't think that's actually your name. I think that's just how I pronounce it.

I've never heard you call me Anastasia. We've never been out and you've gone Anastasia. I do, I say Anastasia. No, but you'll say Anna. Yeah, no I do. But if I'm talking about you, I'm Anastasia. Oh yeah, if I'm talking about you, I'm like Anastasia. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'm talking about you, I'll say Saffron rather than Saff.

Yeah. But if I'm talking to you... So your mum, has she ever... So when she named you, did she name you with the pronunciation Anastasia or Anastasia? Anastasia, I'm assuming. Because that's what she calls me. Well, she would be like Anastasia. Right assuming because that's what she calls me well like she'll be like Anastasia or Anastasia

but I'm so glad it's Anastasia and not Aurora and that's why you got Anna rather than Stass because I think you'd get Stass if you was Anastasia and I do love the name Stass I mean I don't mind the name Anna everyone calls me Anna anyway because it's just easier than saying Anastasia

but how on earth we just get onto that from autumn oh middle name yeah my so basically guys i was meant to be called autumn but because my daddy at his moment growing up like he definitely didn't come from like the wealthiest family or anything neither did my mom but because like he just basically my mom describes him he never ever ever pronounced his t's so water was water water and windows was winder and autumn was autumn and my mom was like we're not calling her autumn if you can't say her name because it's autumn not's Autumn, not Autumn. Yeah, which makes sense actually. So she was like, so then I had to get rid of the name

and then we had to have Saffron. Because he can pronounce Saffron. So if my dad pronounces T's, I actually would have been called Autumn. I can't believe that's the reason. Yeah, that's actually the reason why. Alicia's still got it

in your middle name though. And it's funny because my dad owns a window business and he still goes window. Mom's like, you have a window business, Darren. Your dad does pronounce it. I've never like clocked it before, but he does.

He just does. He just does. He does. Winder. Water. Yeah. He just doesn't pronounce his T's ever or just like certain things that's like proper English. So, yeah, that is actually why I'm called Saffron.

But it's funny, isn't it? Because now I could, I love the name Autumn, but I couldn't imagine being called Autumn now. I couldn't imagine. How are you talking to an Autumn right now? I could not imagine. It would be cute because Anastasia and Autumn is double A, but I just can't imagine calling you and being,

hey Autumn. I'd be like, what the fuck? Like that doesn't sound right at all. No, not at all. Let's go. stop there. When you earn two times more points on things that matter to you and your business, easily track those business expenses, and experience flexible Aventura rewards, you'll realize how much more rewarding your hustle can be. Get up to $1,800 in value when you apply for the CIBC Aventura Visa for Business at cibc.com slash aventurabusiness. Terms and conditions apply. Prime Big Deal Days is coming October 8th and 9th, with exclusive savings just for Prime members.

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autumn in new york than winter by a mile yeah because it's not that cold is it because i've been to new york in september before actually and I remember the weather was still nice like I could walk around still in like a short sleeve top and was so fine but it was very autumn vibes yeah I just love it I love the fashion autumn fashion fashion I love layering I love knits same I love just there's there's just so many things that I really really love and there's I feel like i'm like one step ahead this year because i've been like actually researching like the colors for fall and like what is going to be the most popular color what's going to be like the most popular thing that's in so i'm about to give you all of the detail okay the most popular color this year

for autumn fall is going to be burgundy like a deep burgundy i can see hence buying my new bag just makes even more oh don't talk to me about that bag guys i want that bag and it's just absolutely phenomenal it's insane it's insane um another thing that really took me by surprise and at first i was like god no however i can wear them with boots is skinny jeans babe i know skinny jeans are coming back i've been how do we feel about this so i said this to one of my best friends and she was like oh my god i'm buzzing i was like are you fucking joking i hate skinny jeans however i like skinny jeans if you've got high boots then i think that's cute like black wet look skinny jeans high boots cute so i'm not gonna lie this is one fashion trend i

don't think i'll be joining in on but like skinny jeans on their own see i can't join in on skinny jeans on their own because my calves are just too big you've've got them. Yeah, because your calves are muscly. They don't suit my legs. I look like I've got chicken legs. Like, it's just not a look on me. It really isn't. The thought of me putting a pair of skinny jeans on, honestly, like, makes me upset. Like, I cannot. For me, I'm like, the baggier jean, the better.

Like, I love an oversized. I do too though but isn't it wild how that's all we used to wear oh my god top shop joanie jeans were the absolute shit like oh my god i used to eat those up but now i could just honestly like if i actually if i if you see me in a pair of skinny jeans this autumn guys you can comment saying i thought you hated them but i honestly don't think that'll be happening because i physically can't i cannot see i think i'd wear them with high boots yeah i can understand high boots more because at least you've got something else going on on the leg yeah so like you're not

really like even noticing their skinny jeans that they could be leggings do you know what i mean yes but i just can't imagine me wearing skinny jeans with like trainers no babe me neither like that gives me the fear i love like autumn i'm really excited for like the fur i love fur coats and like first skirts and i ordered oh my god you're gonna love them and i'll send you a picture i ordered these cow print jeans but they're like actual like, oh my God, hang on. I'm going to have to send you them because when I found them,

Byron actually found them on Instagram and sent me them. And I was like, oh my goodness. I think I've tried to get them and they're sold out. Oh my God. Those jeans are,

where the fuck did you get them? I'll send you the link. I've never been more jealous. They weren't cheap. They were very expensive. I love cow print. I love leopard print i love leopard print leopard print is so in i thought leopard print would have like gone like i thought it was gonna

have such a quick moment no i think it's still here and stuff are like massively in this autumn yeah look at me like being like a fashion girl no for real i love the color is like olive green olive green and like burgundy just the autumn colors just everything about is amazing i'm still thinking about your bag honestly guys i saff might have actually influenced me to maybe go buy this bag and i've not bought a bag for a while it's just the best bag i've ever seen it is when i saw it like i could not stop thinking about it it's just that's how i felt it's absolutely I can't believe we're this passionate about this bag but really like oh it's I'm gonna do like an unboxing on my

Instagram you need to do an unboxing it's just insane you need to do an unboxing so I can just carry on watching it until I'm influenced to buy it and then hopefully maybe you can sponsor you or something because you've influenced that many people to buy this bag yeah they should they should rbc avion visa lets you get there your way whether you want to suit up for peak ski season or spring break with the whole fam and a whole lot of sunblock. Or even book last minute and go on a whim. Choose from over 130 airlines on last minute or peak season travel with no points hike. Switch to RBC Avion Visa and get up to 55,000 bonus Avion points. Limited time offer, conditions apply.

Visit rbc.com slash Avion. What's the feeling of fall? It's wearing a jacket you'll be taking off. Because fall doesn't want you feeling cold all the time. No, sometimes it wants you feeling way too hot. Oh, and that jacket you wore? Now it's draped on your elbow, overheating your arm. While you cool off with your Starbucks vanilla sweet cream cold brew

and the rich Parmesan, Monterey, and cheddar of the new three cheese and egg sandwich. That's the feeling of fall. And it's only at Starbucks. Let's go. Other than the fashion, what else is it that you're looking forward to for autumn? Because for me, I mean, it's everything. I mean, my birthday is in in autumn which makes me very excited so I've got my birthday to look forward to and then Halloween I love Halloween but I just love like the cozy nights in like my

favorite thing ever is just cooking some food lighting a candle like going to Bath and Body Works and getting like an autumn candle and then like lighting it and like watching like a Halloween movie like Hocus Pocus or something like that like those are the nights that I just love and also I just love not really caring about what I look like and worrying about like I need to put a bikini on no I'm gonna eat my body weight in food and live in these pajamas I just bought these primark pajamas and they're so comfy oh babes you could have better ones in that soon oh i know i am thank god i literally haven't wore pajamas in ages then my mom came up and she was like anna you need some pajamas because i can't see you like keep sleeping in these shirts so i had to go and buy

some she's really upset that i didn't know honestly though buying like a new pair of pajamas in autumn is the best feeling oh it's so nice like it's just unbelievable that's what i'm to be fair even you talking about this is so badly making me excited for autumn and i just love decorating like i can't wait to put all my pumpkins out yeah like i really want to do that this year your house will look so nice because like no one i think it's different for you because you live in an apartment complex where i was like where i live really don't get many visitors which makes me sound really lonely but i really don't yeah but you can still do it for yourself because it would just look so nice

yeah true and like i even love the smells like i love do you remember the old bath and body work candles yes they would do like the pumpkin iced oh my god all can you buy them in the uk now babe we have a bath and body works in the trafford center that's that's actually mental we have a bath and body works and a sephora that's crazy it's unbelievable and they have all the awesome stuff i'm gonna get myself a bath and body works yeah baby you need to it's unbelievable they have like white pumpkin latte and like caramel pumpkin waffle like everything oh my god it's making me so excited it's honestly that that is the one thing i'm most excited for i think about going to bath and body works and buying my candles and putting them out and i think as well like dating is probably better

in autumn too because you can do cuter things yes agreed like so many like cuter things do you know you've never done this is more a winter date than an autumn date but you've never done winter wonderland have you not as a date no and you've always said you're gonna do it as a date always so maybe this year i might get the chance to go to interwonderland as a date that would be so fun because you've done it yeah yeah i have and it just but do you know what i'd love to do like what sounds like such a cute day to me is like i don't know like looking around markets and getting some mulled wine yeah i don't know just like being all cozy oh i'm so oh yeah what was it who wanted to put being all cozy together no what did you say the other week or the other month now we could be cold

together it's probably last year oh yeah it's last year we could be cold together that's what i'm looking forward to in autumn let me live that down i can't wait to be cold together that is what i can't wait for not you bringing that back up i can't wait to be cold together. That is what I can't wait for. Not you bringing that back up. I can't. It's just because when you went, we can all be cozy together. And I was like, yeah, we can be cozy and cold.

Oh God, I actually need to stop. I'm tragic. I think it's quite cute actually. You're never going to live it down. But we're bringing that back for the podcast this year. We can be cold together. We can be. So to round up this episode, do you think autumn is the best season today i personally love it for everything else

so what about dating i personally do i think because i like i feel like in the summer yeah dating's fun like i feel like they're all quite the same like i'll just go and get a drink outside let's go to the park or something like that but in autumn like I don't know it just seems a lot cuter to go and date when it's all like decorated for Halloween and you can go and do cute things like a couple of years ago I went on a date to this like forest walkthrough thing in your in like autumn time and you got like crepes from like the little stand and like mulled wine and stuff and got to walk around and to me that's just such a cute date idea compared to like i don't know dinner yeah we're just going like day drinking in the sun like i'd much prefer

to do something cute like that like what would be your like to end this off like your ideal autumn date i think honestly i don't know about walking around a forest but i do because it was harry potter themed okay that's different then i was just i don't know if forest would be my dream no i didn't just walk around a random forest it was like an event okay that's different i honestly think just like yeah i don't know like i love like little markets i think yeah i mean it's different like you said if it's like an event like, yeah. I don't know. I love little markets. I think, yeah. I mean, it's different, like you said, if it's an event like that. I think anything like that is cute.

I think autumn is actually better than winter because winter, you're actually so fucking cold that you can't even look cute. No. Your coat's so big that I'm not even looking cute. Yeah, there's no point putting a good outfit on out because I'm not taking my coat off. Yeah. So I think autumn really is the best time to date also. So this season, we're ready for. We are so ready for it, guys.

I'm going to do lots of updates on my Instagram as well with my autumn apartment. So yes, absolutely. Pending. I can't wait. Thank you all so much for listening. I hope you guys have enjoyed. Go and check out Tuesday's episode if you haven't already.

And we will see you next Tuesday for another episode. Bye everyone. See you guys then enjoyed go and check out tuesday's episode if you haven't already and we will see you next tuesday for another episode bye bye sex size and dm size is a spotify original podcast it was produced by spirit studios