Sex, Lies & DM Slides - 23. Hot Girl Summer was a movie and we did some WILD things for the plot..

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

Get ready for the summer debrief guys. We were both single this summer AND we went away together loads - a perfect combination for some very questionable decisions, kissing in the clubs and some below... average dates.. (05:00) This was our first hot girl summer (05:37) Saff’s date in LA with the guy in the fluffy hat (15:00) Ana kissing the friend… just for the plot  (21:10) Saff’s 48 hour whirlwind romance (27:47) What happened to Alan??? (28:58) The Cruise  (33:45) Jerry, the sex addiction and the family blessing (39:08) How old is too old for a kiss? (41:31) The Ibiza Silver Fox (43:43) Who’s been in our DMs? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Let's go. Morning, babe. Good morning. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good, thank you. Although I have been better. I woke up with an allergic reaction a couple of days ago. And I'm slightly still suffering. Yeah, I feel like we've both been down in the dumps a little bit this week. I had laryngitis. Saf's had an allergic reaction.
Starting point is 00:00:22 I had never even heard of laryngitis until you told me. I didn't even know what it was. It's basically where you just lose your voice, like your vocal cords or like voice spots will like swell a little bit and like loads of mucus goes on it. It's really gross. But every time I get a cold,
Starting point is 00:00:35 I always end up getting that. And I went home and I was like driving home, home to see my mum and I knew it was coming. I could feel it on and I thought, surely not. Really? That's so weird. Yeah, then woke up and I literally could not speak. So feel it on and I thought surely not really that's so weird yeah then woke up and I literally could not speak so I was on voice rest all day thank goodness you got your voice back well thank god otherwise I feel like it's gonna be a good one I've got a lot to
Starting point is 00:00:55 say in this episode now my voice is back I need to get talking again love that okay so we haven't been doing so well but I'm happy to be here nonetheless. Exactly. We're both here and we're going to bring you guys a really good episode today. Let's go. I'm going back to university for $0 delivery fee,
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Starting point is 00:02:12 i am well actually it's probably a good idea i've gone on voice rest this week because there's going to be a lot of partying going on this weekend so yeah and i and i texted me the other day and she was like i've put so much behind the bar wait till you get she was like you're gonna get absolutely wasted i was like amazing although i don't know if i can now because of this allergic reaction they think could be caused by alcohol guys imagine if i'm allergic to alcohol i would genuinely cry well i think i actually might be allergic to some alcohol i think that might be what it is. Yeah, I wonder what it would be. Did you drink anything different that night? So I always drink vodka, as you know, and I always drink a certain vodka brand. I know this makes me sound so bougie or whatever, but there's one vodka brand I always drink
Starting point is 00:02:55 because it doesn't have gluten or wheat in it. Is that why you drink it? I didn't know that. Yeah. And do you know what? Really weirdly, this is the only vodka that doesn't give me a hangover. So when I drink any other vodka, right, i know this sounds crazy and no one's ever believed me until they've tried it themselves if you just drink belvedere i swear your hangover it like doesn't exist but the second i drink other vodka brands i have the worst hangover but anyways i was out um
Starting point is 00:03:22 obviously went to pride of britain and the after party is always crazy. And there's a free bar. And the vodka they kept giving me obviously wasn't about, we love a free bar, obviously wasn't Belvedere. But it was really weird. Like I kept saying to everybody, does this taste like vodka to you? It tasted more like Jack Daniels. Oh, vodka should not taste like that. No, I know this was it.
Starting point is 00:03:44 And the thing is i've tasted this sort of vodka before it was really really strange um and then anyways yeah woke up the next day and my face looked the way that it did and honestly when i tell you guys a lot of makeup has had to cover up what is underneath my skin like my whole skin has like flared up and it's like super lumpy and red, but we're getting on to the men. So it's fine. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:04:07 And you know what? At least it doesn't hurt. Yeah, that's like by far the best thing. Although it's like getting itchy now, which isn't great. But the thing that actually scares me the most is, and I've spoken about this a lot, is when I got acne, I literally woke up overnight with acne. Like I always had perfect skin. I still remember the day
Starting point is 00:04:25 you told me and I was like surely not I know and that's why I'm scared that's happened again well fingers crossed it's not that fingers crossed we're both on the mend now yeah and we're going in for a good week we're going to celebrate your birthday is that we're gonna have a really good weekend and I'm very excited I mean speaking of big weekends me and you had a pretty big summer this year we did we had a very very big summer we went on a lot of trips we did we did LA Coachella in Vegas which was like one big yeah because we was away for like a month a month which is do you know what's crazy although it was such a long time it feels like so long I almost forgot it happened because it was
Starting point is 00:05:05 like because we've been to so many places this year we've had such a nice summer traveling actually we did that then we went to Italy then we went to Ibiza then we went on a cruise yeah all of these together as well that yeah was like oh yeah I'm just thinking about what we've done on holiday we have done a lot a lot well the thing is as well we've both been single this year at the exact same time like although throughout our life there's been different stages where we've both been single I feel like we've always been like seeing someone and for both of us if we're seeing someone we still have the same loyalties as if you're in a relationship so i feel like because we've not had that we've really been dating and like really had the chance to be single together yeah this was our first like proper i would say hot girl summer this year as a best friend duo so for like we just milked it maybe a
Starting point is 00:06:03 little bit too much but we had the best summer ever which means we need to catch you guys up yes we do like where do we actually start should we start with la let's start yeah we'll go in some sort of like chronological order so we'll start with la well i went on a date in la do you remember i will never forget the night you went on this date. Neither will I. First of all, maybe explain, well, you met him on a dating app. I met him on Raya. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Yeah. Which, okay, everyone always talks about Raya. And I think people find it so interesting because technically, guys, it's a celebrity dating app. But the thing is with Raya is it's really not as amazing as it sounds like although i've matched with so many people really hardly rarely anyone talks on it like i don't really talk to many people even people that i fancy they mess with me on riot i don't really reply neither i think it's weird isn't it i think it's more interesting to like see what celebrities are on there like i like just going on it to see like who who's on the app basically but i don't think i've messaged anybody back on it in months yeah i feel like i went on
Starting point is 00:07:11 riot more to be curious rather than actually go on there with the intention of like finding a boyfriend yeah well yeah i mean i don't know no i think i'd happily find a boyfriend on there but yeah i just i don't know what it is it's just a weird app isn't it yeah and also you can only swipe like 25 people maybe at a time and then it makes you wait it's less than that it's like seven is it less oh no i get more than seven really i don't yeah maybe maybe it's more like maybe i'm on it too often maybe but they don't like i don't know how often it updates but like once a day you can probably swipe like 20 people and then that's it i'm sure it's not that much because there really isn't that many people on the app i swear if you did it now it'd be less than that which is so weird because it's like you've had enough swipes for today and you've literally
Starting point is 00:07:57 swiped like five people and you're like really yeah then it's a skip the weight and i'm like no it's okay yeah then you have to pay yeah you already have to pay for the app and it's expensive it is guys a lot more love should be free i shouldn't have to pay for that it's not fair no but anyways this time to be fair this is the one time i think raya is really good is if you because the thing is right with raya is because it's like celebrities right how have you went on hinge for an example you match with people in your area there's probably going to be nobody in your area so with raya everyone's from all across the world that is true the likelihood of you meeting someone close is is very very slim yeah so it's great if you're a long distance girl like me that
Starting point is 00:08:43 could never seem to find or fall in love with anyone in the country yep it is an app made for you it is so yes i met this guy on raya and i went on a date with him and do you know what was so weird it was it was actually it was a it was okay it was okay it wasn't my favorite date okay i'm not gonna lie for you to describe it as okay isn't the best no he was lovely but i just can't really explain it okay so from the first minute i saw him i'm and listen i'm not one to judge what's like he's gorgeous and everything else and I love people of cool quirky fashion sense but he's wearing this massive fluffy hat and I remember thinking oh please tell me he's going to take
Starting point is 00:09:38 the hat off right he did take the hat off the whole time to the point where when I saw him with the fluffy hat how did you react well the thing is so you'd obviously gone on the date and then I was sat with our two friends and I was like oh I'm gonna have a quick look at his Instagram just to see what he looks like and then I watched his story and I saw he had this massive fluffy hat on and I thought well that's an interesting fashion choice I thought staff's not gonna like that if he's wearing that i already thought it in my head and then when i saw him later that night i like opened the door and he had this i don't even know how to describe this fluffy hat it's like something out of mario kart like a big large yeah like a big really fluffy hat and i turned my open the door and i just went oh I was like you're right
Starting point is 00:10:25 and I literally ran back downstairs and I went he's wearing a fluffy hat the thing is it makes you sound so mean but the reason I think I was in so much shock is because I had looked at his Instagram story I'd never told you this but I had looked at his Instagram story earlier in the day and he'd posted in this fluffy hat and I thought to myself oh I hope he's not wearing that you'd already thought about the fluffy hat yeah babe before I even met him but then I didn't want to show you because I didn't want anyone to like judge him or I don't know like I just didn't want anyone to comment on him so I just didn't say anything and then I got there and he was wearing the fluffy hat but that's not why the date was okay no love him for expressing his fashion and expressing his fashion love that yeah but just personally i
Starting point is 00:11:10 just don't think for you yeah i don't think so also as well what we did was just a bit weird like we went to the cinema which reminds me of like a year nine date i don't really know why we did that yeah it's a bit of like an interesting choice when you're in LA as well and there's like endless of things that you could do yeah and I I just the thing is at the time I I had basically seen someone I was seeing hadn't I and I was a bit in a bad way so I was just a bit like need to get over him i'm gonna go on this date he's asked me if i want to go to cinema a bit weird but sure and then we were going out for drinks after so i just did but it was just a bit weird because how do you have a conversation with someone in the cinema also i was kind of late so we didn't even like have time to talk in the trailers we saw each other and we sat down
Starting point is 00:12:06 and we didn't speak and it was just just a bit weird like the whole concept was just weird you know question did he try and like put a hand on your leg or like kiss you or anything in the cinema or like hug you like right towards the end but like also we were basically watching a kids movie so well we were well i'm actually embarrassed to talk about it because like the whole thing when you think about it is just so cringe you're watching mario kart hence why he wore the fluffy hat hence the fluffy hat i should have realized from the start so that yeah he acted a bit young story yeah i i know it wasn't the best date for you but it was still one of the best moments of my summer opening that door to see him in the flesh in the fluffy hat because i knew instantly as soon as i
Starting point is 00:12:58 looked at you i knew that you knew what i was thinking the thing oh before i even saw you i was thinking please please take off the fluffy hat but do you know what it was thinking. The thing, oh, before I even saw you, I was thinking, please, please take off the blubber, yeah? But do you know what it was as well, right? This guy is so lovely, and do you know what?
Starting point is 00:13:12 He genuinely was so lovely, and we didn't stop talking. It wasn't awkward, but I just, my type is like a very manly guy, and he's just very, very opposite. He was gorgeous though gorgeous very tall like if you look to him you'd think oh like you know that really like manly you'd think
Starting point is 00:13:36 oh but um no he was just very the opposite i mean i think the date within itself says it all very young thated very young. Also, I think it was more on his feminine side, which is totally fine. I know a lot of people are into that. But I like someone who's really masculine. And it just wasn't really giving that. So, yeah, safe to say not my favorite date.
Starting point is 00:13:58 But it was an experience. It was an experience. But also, why do I even bother when it's in la like why would i even do that because imagine i did love it yeah but you would love it because then your boyfriend would live an 11 hour flight away and your kink is like that but it's not though is it i just happen to sign myself up to these dates in different countries if we were in a bar and a guy said that he lived two houses down from you you'd be sick in front of him that is like you literally
Starting point is 00:14:30 and you turn around and no like you literally like that's just not a thing for you no but the thing is i don't want them to live 11 hours away either right but how far is too far then well i think australia is too far but if Well, I think Australia is too far. But if I love someone, I'd make it work. Yeah, exactly. But you were speaking to someone in America. Yeah, America. That's an 11-hour flight away.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Okay, hear me out though. Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. My thing is, right, because I genuinely love love. I'm like, you can make anything work if you want it to work. And I love that. So for me as as well if they believe that it can work and we live 11 hours away then they clearly they clearly love me okay but okay so he was 11 hours away but then going to another trip there was a guy you were on a date with an ibiza so that's only oh god two hours three hours away yeah so get a little bit closer to home he wasn't from
Starting point is 00:15:22 ibiza he's from greece still three four hours away yeah so we're getting closer to the home and that and you know what was so funny when i went on that day all of you girls are like so proud of you well this one was really exciting i also got a little bit involved in this one not as in like the date between you two but like the friend so basically how it happened was we were in a club we were in a gorgeous club actually went to leo's and it was so much fun i think that might be my new favorite place in ibiza and there was this group of really good looking guys on a table and they kind of like saw us said do you want to come in obviously we went in and wow it wasn't quite like that was it let's be honest how was it do you remember i fancied his mate before i even oh you did fancy the friend
Starting point is 00:16:16 yeah so basically his okay so the guy that we're talking about, what should we call him? I don't know what to call him. Are we going to go for like a really stupidly generic name? Go on. Dave. Dave. Okay. So it wasn't Dave. It was Dave's mate.
Starting point is 00:16:33 And they had like this booth at this. Basically, Leo's is a restaurant that turns into a club. It's actually the best place ever. If you're in Ibiza and you can go, it's expensive, but it was genuinely the best night of our lives. It is insane. You eat food but watch the most amazing show you've ever seen and then it turns into a club. It's long.
Starting point is 00:16:53 It goes on like three hours. Yes, a three-hour show. It's insane. But I remember, and it was my birthday, wasn't it? It was your birthday. And I was walking along the club just to go dance in the middle of the dance floor and this guy that i fancied which wasn't dave had basically said come over here and i'm actually so awkward in situations like that like i'm just not the girl
Starting point is 00:17:18 that like would just go over there like i just find it really awkward so i'm like to all the girls oh my god we need to like slowly go over but I just that's why I did it all right come on girls oh we're going so then we went over but I fancied his mate not even him do you remember yeah but to be fair the mate wasn't there at first but then when we saw no gorgeous yeah like so it was actually his friend who invited us over yeah which i thought i fancied but then i saw dave and i really fancied dave but then you know everyone got the really good looking guys i was just happy to be there having fun dancing with imogen and then one of the other friends comes over and alan we called him alan because he looks like alan from the hangover like a lot of beard going on which normally isn't my thing um and he was a bit older and he was like
Starting point is 00:18:12 a happy little excited kid that was on his first night out but he's like a bit older like i don't actually know how old he was it's not like i'm not talking i'm not telling you i'm not talking 30s he was definitely 20s but he just looked like a dad do you think so i think 30 something i'm not thinking about that so he was like a bit older and i'm so happy for all the single girls in the group getting with someone so i thought well i'm just gonna have to kiss alan then so i start kissing alan in the middle of this club and he was the worst kisser and i'm not being horrible but like i've never really experienced a bad kiss until this and i remember i turned around to imogen and i went imogen what the fuck was that and she was just looking at me
Starting point is 00:18:59 like oh my god i need to try and get you out of this situation but then he ended up saying was it to you or to one of the girls he was like i'm in love with her talking about me oh yeah he was he was absolutely in love with you he was like i'm in love with her she's the one for me blah blah i was like but what made you kiss this guy just because you felt like we were all with people so you felt like you just had to have because i feel like everyone's been in that situation where your friend fancies a guy and then you're stuck with the mate and it is like how do you get out of the situation because even if you don't fancy their mate you don't want anything with them say there was like four of us and you really fancied a guy well if i was with his friend i wouldn't really know what to do because i'd be like
Starting point is 00:19:42 it is that awkward like situation isn't it it is and it was one of those situations where the thing is even if I didn't actually have to kiss him because I had Imogen so it's not as though I was on my own and like do you know what I mean so I think I did it for the plot I think that's why I did it just for a laugh and you did it for the plot I did it for the plot and you kept saying that to me the whole night actually Anna says that to me constantly
Starting point is 00:20:08 do it for the plot yeah because I think life if you treat it as a bit of a movie it can be like a movie and I think Summer actually was a bit of a movie for us so I just did it for the plot also that night
Starting point is 00:20:18 can I just say something although like I've had boyfriends and everything else and seen people I never until that night this year ever ever, kissed a random guy in a club. I'd never done it. Yeah, that was the first ever time you did it. And I remember I actually clapped you in the club because I said, finally, she has done it.
Starting point is 00:20:36 I just don't, I just don't like it. Like I don't enjoy, if I'm with someone, PDA, I don't care about. I'm like whatever but if i'm not with someone although no one else cares in the club i just feel so awkward like i feel like everyone's staring at me and everyone's gonna be like why is she kissing this random guy in the club i just i don't know even when you kissed him though you did it like you weren't like stood up in the middle of the dance floor you were like sat down in the corner because i was stood up and i turned around i was like she's doing it she's doing it oh my god how at the age of 23 am i still so embarrassed about kissing a guy in a club i don't know the first stranger i've
Starting point is 00:21:15 ever kissed in the club yeah but now you've done it like you've got it out of the way the first one out the way now so if you ever found yourself in a situation like that again. I know. And it actually took me a lot to build up to it. He even said to me, he was like, you seem so nervous. And the thing is, is as a person, I'm not. Like I'm a very confident person, but I just think like the idea of like, I don't know what it is. It's obviously like my fear,
Starting point is 00:21:39 like kissing a stranger in a club just makes me want to vom. You definitely could have kissed him like an hour before you did. I know. I definitely could have. bomb like an hour before you did i know i definitely could have but i did so you did and then i actually felt proud and then you went on a date with him yeah actually can you believe that like how that did a full circle maybe it was a good thing i waited i kind of can't believe it because i feel like dating abroad is your thing and obviously after la you want to date i was like yeah i can't believe it but then yeah and then but it was more the day after your date when he sent you the pictures on of like a disposable camera like you two had been married for 25 years you
Starting point is 00:22:15 were looking like the red salsa emoji in your red dress it was like i've just never seen anything like it. It was like a whirlwind romance. Yeah, it was a weird 48 hours. Also, all of us were so excited about this date. So this guy that I had obviously kissed in the club, which was a very big deal for me because I've genuinely never kissed around a guy in a club before. Also, I don't kiss guys unless I'm seeing them. That's just my thing. I just haven't. But it't kiss guys unless I'm seeing them. Like that's just my thing. Like I just, I just haven't.
Starting point is 00:22:46 But it went out the window on birthday week. Went out the window on the birthday week. Yeah. Um, and to be fair, it kind of went out the window on one other trip as well. But we'll talk about that in a minute. Um, but yeah, so anyways, the next day he'd messaged me and was like, well, he was meant to be going home the next day, wasn't he? Oh shit, yeah he was.
Starting point is 00:23:06 He was meant to be going back to Greece. And then he asked if he could take me out and he cancelled his flight home so that he could take me out. Yeah. But the only flight he could get was the night that he was taking me out. But like way later on, like early hours of the morning. So that's what he did. So I was like, well, if someone's going to move their flight for me, sure. And what he did so i was like well if someone's gonna move their flight for me sure and also he was so lovely and my for me like the most attractive sport a guy could play would be basketball and he was a basketball player and he was actually although he lived in greece
Starting point is 00:23:37 he was american and i don't even know how tall was he? Six. So tall. He was like six, five. He was just giving perfect in like every aspect. Yeah. So I was like, why not? Like he literally seems like he's hitting everything. Like blah, blah, blah. So yeah, went out for the day and then got back. And I didn't have long to get ready for the date, did I?
Starting point is 00:24:01 But all the girls helped me. Like they all, literally, I'm not joking. Yeah, Imogen had my full outfit out. She curling my hair whilst anna's doing my eyeliner like it was all the girls came together yeah it was so cute and then got to the day although one thing i was not impressed by is i was early well and you're never on time well no yeah actually that was it i was like on time but he was late and i was like the bar was a lot closer than what we thought though like we got you in a taxi in good time yeah and then you got there in 10 minutes and we were in the we were all in the supermarket and sasha ringing us and i was like literally walking around in my flip-flops with my
Starting point is 00:24:39 big pot of aioli and she was like he's not here i'm just outside like blah blah and then he didn't he tell you to go in and get like a table or like a drink or something yeah and i just thought um like i get really although i would like to think i'm independent like i don't know just i was thinking like what if he said what if he's setting me up and i'm just there sat having a drink by myself because he was like 15 minutes late which is late it that is late I think I think that I would be slightly annoyed but yeah but he did cancel his flight and that is why he was late exactly so I feel like he had good he had good reason to be late gotta give him the benefit of the doubt there yeah that's true so when on this day it was it was really nice like conversation was amazing from start to end we was in the nicest restaurant i'd never been in
Starting point is 00:25:27 before um he obviously got the bill and like when we was leaving obviously i'm gonna offer to like pay for the bill and he was like one thing you'll know is never with me you're ever ever ever paying the day like i'm so so set in my ways like a girl should never pay blah blah and like to be honest i was just thinking this is too good to be true he's yeah he's giving real gentleman real gentleman yeah um and then he wasn't drinking so he dropped me home and then i kind of just never really properly heard from him since did well i did but not for two days and i just thought it was a bit weird because i know he had a flight to get completely understand that but the flight's four hours so then what was he doing no idea so he didn't reply to me for two days guys right
Starting point is 00:26:20 hear me out i'm thinking that's weird so he texts me after the date saying you had a really good time everything else blah blah and when he dropped me back he was like when am I gonna see you again and all of this I mean I know you have a flight to catch but you can text someone like on the way to the airport once you land like there's so many opportunities he took two days to probably send me a message so I thought oh scrap that like he already lives in a different country so if he can't communicate and I feel like it's a bit weird then I'm not gonna bother so I didn't reply for like two days and then all of a sudden I get these pictures sent in of me that he had got off his disposable camera which I had no idea about taking i do not remember them they're full on couple photos as well
Starting point is 00:27:07 they're not just like friends partying yeah then i started getting all these disposables and he was like this could be us but you're playing and i was like playing you just ignored me for two days exactly like how is that and i don't like games that's my thing i wasn't there therefore trying to play a game i was just like well i'm over this i mean it was for the memories and you got the memories but it's so weird that situation because i feel like it was all too good to be true like what happened for it to do you know i mean end the way that it did you ever hear from him again ever I heard from him yeah I heard from him a couple of times after but again just like really random messages like he was eating something that had saffron in it and so like he had sent me it and I was just a bit yeah like just like random messages like that
Starting point is 00:27:58 no honestly he's lovely but I think that's the definition of a holiday romance yeah and to be fair like I wasn't really upset so I obviously couldn't have liked him enough that is very true it wasn't like that oh my goodness I fell in love with him
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Starting point is 00:30:34 Alan? Honestly, I'm not too sure. I think I didn't want to go back with Alan. That was a little bit too far for me. Yeah. So we kissed several times in the club but i was also several we did kiss several times i was very drunk though like and i would think i was just i think i was just doing because i wanted to kiss and i wasn't really thinking about it um
Starting point is 00:30:59 i do wish i had your confidence in a club because like babe but maybe you don't you've always got someone yeah but my track record isn't like amazing of all these kisses i've been getting this summer but it was fun i'm not sure what's happened now i never i never got his instagram or anything like i never got i don't even actually know his real name so i don't i don't so i don't i don't know his real name so i don't know where or who he is but love you alan maybe that's a good thing maybe that's a good thing yeah it was fun it was fun while it lasted alan was all for the plot alan really was all for the plot well our summer was pretty never-ending to be honest we also went on a cruise we did best holiday ever ever by the way the food oh my god it was ridiculous i just love a cruise i think that might be my new favorite way to travel
Starting point is 00:31:56 a cruise no it actually is like my new favorite thing to do i always thought like a cruise was i know it's really stereotypical, but kind of for people a bit older, I didn't really think many people our age would go on a cruise, but this cruise was like a party cruise. It stopped in Ibiza. And all the secrets about the pineapples.
Starting point is 00:32:19 I mean, I don't even know if we're allowed to talk about it. What? Pineapples? Was it if it was a pineapple outside your door yeah you must know about this well i think can you explain because it's babe so you know there was a whole separate group chat on the cruise okay so this cruise is a party cruise right yeah um so it's meant to be like more young trendy and it was and it was so amazing there isn't a thing you could thought about it and there was different parties every day and everything
Starting point is 00:32:50 else but what i didn't realize until nearly the last day and so although anna and her friends from home and my friends from home were there my parents were also there and my dad seems to attract a lot of men like men are always attracted to my dad and so very quickly i know go on darren not sure he feels quite happy about it but um every guy was all over my dad so very quickly him and my mum found out that there's a whole separate group chat that was happening on the cruise when i say whole separate group chat that was happening on the cruise. When I say whole separate group chat, Anna, I mean nearly everyone on board but us. But to say what? Basically, everyone was sleeping with everyone
Starting point is 00:33:35 and there was this thing, and I can't remember if it was pineapples. I did hear this. I can't remember what fruit it was, but if you was wearing a certain fruit, it meant that like your door was open tonight because my parents got invited yes I have to get my mum to talk about this my parents got invited to go which is not their thing they're not in an open relationship
Starting point is 00:33:58 at least not that I know of and not that they've said um but yeah they got invited to go back to this couples and they were like no no you've got the wrong impression because my mum was wearing this fruit but i can't remember what fruit it was like another husband and wife yes so i did hear on this cruise that a lot of couples go on it because they want to explore their like sexual relationships with other people right not just necessarily this cruise by the way just in general apparently it's like yeah apparently this doesn't just happen on this cruise by the way apparently this happens all the time yeah it's a very common thing for a cruise and i did hear that because a few people that we ended up speaking to like we spoke to this one guy and he had a husband of 15 years but they were both on the
Starting point is 00:34:46 cruise to sleep with loads of other people on the ship oh it's just crazy and i remember the time thinking wow like i mean that's so we can speak about open relationships in a different episode that's a whole other topic but yeah cruises are very apparently known for that i didn't know about the fruit thing though yeah i need to ask my mom but um on the next episode i'll find out what fruit it was but yeah my mom was wearing something with this fruit on so she got confused for well she was so confused because she said she got multiple people ask her and also you know on the cruise as well in this group chat there was like secret parties and stuff and i was thinking where, how was our invite?
Starting point is 00:35:26 Although hearing about it, I don't know if we wanted to be involved to the secret parties, but this was happening the entire time. Well, I'm glad I've only found out about this now. Like, I mean, not that I would have got involved anyway, but still I would have liked to have known it was going on.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's crazy because it's the sort of thing you hear about and you're like, there's no way that's true well firsthand it's true and i really want to find out what fruit is so everyone can avoid it unless you're into that and you want to do that but yeah well the guy that i ended up kissing don't know if he wore any shirts with fruits on now that's making me second guess everything but i don't think he might do because he did have a habit didn't he so basically there's a club on this ship right and it was massive like but it was it was massive but it wasn't at the same time
Starting point is 00:36:15 it was really tall ceiling like for it to be on a ship it was very bizarre like i just can't believe that was actually in the middle yeah it was insane but to be fair this cruise had everything so it didn't shock me yeah it really had everything but it was like it was there was a lot of people in there but it was just one of those awkward things like do you dance do you not like you're living with these people for a week and then this guy we need to give him a name you you name my guy what we call him um we're calling him jerry my guy jerry jerry was dancing very like a lot he loved dancing he in everyone's videos he's in the background swinging his arms and jumping up and down you could not miss jerry on this ship right he was like you know those people that you go on holiday and they speak to like meet everyone he made so many
Starting point is 00:37:11 friends on that ship and i'm so happy for him because it was so lovely but then kept coming everyone dancing near us and my friend callum was like oh jerry kiss her and i said to him what it's like what why and he was like go on kiss her kiss her and then the little spark in my head off or just fuck it i'll just kiss him whatever so i kiss him why do you have this habit of doing i don't know and it's stopping like that's it i'm leaving that in summer for winter that habit's gone um so i kiss him and callum filmed it as well by the way to film this little kiss with me and jerry and then he got a bit obsessed like in a bit of like a weird he wouldn't kind of leave me alone he got very excited about the fact that you must be a really good
Starting point is 00:37:54 kisser because you keep kissing these guys and then after they're obsessed hooked i'll take it do you know what i mean look at you being a good kisser thank you babe i'm gonna take that you've watched angus thongs and perfect it's not going too many times that was my favorite film when i was younger um and the kissing booth um but so yeah so that happened and then the next day like every time i around the pool he kept coming over to me and then like it became a bit of a communal thing that like everyone knew i'd kissed him so even like your mom and dad were going oh anna jerry's over there and i was like i know shut up because i don't want to speak to him anymore and then when we went to ibiza
Starting point is 00:38:30 we all got back we bumped into him first of all in the club of course we did he's next to us in the club can't escape him and he's doing his dancing and stuff and then we get back on the ship and we will go for food at like five in the morning and he starts telling me and a couple of our other friends how he had a sex addiction and it's and it broke up his marriage and he doesn't know like what to do about it and he kept insinuating that we were going to sleep together and then his brother and sister come over and gave us their like blessing to like let me know that like i'm accepted into the family you know i never knew that no yeah because you was you obviously you said that they come a bit longer so you got on the ship maybe like an hour after we did this
Starting point is 00:39:17 all happened whilst saf wasn't there and then you got back and i was like i need to speak to you in the morning i was like there's so much has happened and yeah they came over and gave me their blessing and i was like i think everyone's got a bit confused and also what the blessing to be with him or to sleep with him if they're giving you the go ahead to sleep with him that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard of in my life well then he messaged me the next day said oh that's it no because he asked my Instagram and I said I'm gonna have to give him a fake Instagram I can't give him my real one because he'd already freaked out
Starting point is 00:39:46 about the fact that Callum had like 20K followers. So I thought, I'm not about to give you mine and you freak out in the middle of the ship. So I gave him a fake one with like three followers and then he found my real one and messaged me saying,
Starting point is 00:40:00 can you send me that video of me and you kissing? You know, he's asked me for it so many times yeah and he asked calum for it as well and i said no jerry sorry like i'm not you're not having that video and then i haven't spoken to him since but he did invite us all to canada wow okay so the conversation about the sex addiction like what um and also he was married. He's divorced now. He did tell me his age. I think he's 33 or 34.
Starting point is 00:40:34 It was around that realm. I don't have a thing for 30 year old people. No, so you actually don't. You actually don't. It sounds in that way, but I really don't. Like I like an older guy, but I'm talking like 25. Like this was like a one-off summer fling yeah alan and jerry that happened twice alan and jerry do you know what the only reason you're getting yourself in these situations is because you're like fuck
Starting point is 00:40:56 it on a night out and then you kiss yeah literally i would it was one of those fuck it moments and both of them turned a little bit too deep like a kiss did not need to lead to me getting a family blessing. But like each to their own. That is very, very weird. Like I don't understand how they thought you liked him. Because I mean, I could see very clearly you'd always be lovely. But you saw around the pool, you'd go to the opposite side. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:21 You know, it was that awkward situation. He just didn't get the message. However, lovely guy, like genuinely, he made so many friends on that cruise and made us all laugh so much. And I'm really,
Starting point is 00:41:33 really, really glad it happened because he was so lovely. That's good. That's good to know. Never again. I'm glad I'm accepted into the family, Geri,
Starting point is 00:41:43 but never again. At least you can trust you the family jerry but never again at least you can trust you're a good kisser well yes that's one thing i'm taking away from this summer but question then so how old do you think is too old for a kiss oh i don't know see i kind of think age is just a number so like i don't know i feel like i've always fancied guys that have been a lot older than me but would you have kissed alan and jerry them personally no but their age yes okay jerry wasn't that awful looking no no no no it's not that i just i just wouldn't also babe you know me i don't kiss like i literally find it so awkward
Starting point is 00:42:25 kissing a random guy so i just wouldn't have done i wouldn't have done that not and honestly i wish i had your confidence because when there's guys i fancy in a club you're like go and kiss them and i'm like no babe or like even if they're trying it on with me i remember when i was in la last year there was this guy that i had fancied for the longest time online and like he probably is the most beautiful guy I've ever seen in my life and the whole night like he was all over me oh I know you yeah and for some reason like I get this thing in my head where I'm like I forget the mission is like to kiss them to like you know whatever instead i'm like play hard to get and so i do the complete opposite to guys that i fancy i constantly do that like i never
Starting point is 00:43:12 kiss the guys yeah and then they probably think you don't fancy them yeah that's exactly what happens so maybe we need to swap roles yeah so it's not great that I do that. And so that's why I wouldn't have kissed Jerry and Alan. Okay, but let's do a role reverse. Next summer, I'm going to go on a date abroad. You're going to kiss. Someone in a club who's a little bit older. Okay, the older part doesn't bother me, babe. That's like really not a problem for me i don't really
Starting point is 00:43:45 think like i don't know what i would say is too old amazing i'll find you a deal then we'll go back on that cruise we'll put you in a nice little pineapple shirt and we'll check in one of those bedrooms i don't know like i actually do think i don't know how old would you say is too old then 40 okay so you you date a 39 year old no I wouldn't date but I'd kiss a 39 year old okay but
Starting point is 00:44:10 I think there's some really hot silver foxes out there okay but what's the age oh my god the guy that was all over you in Ibiza another one
Starting point is 00:44:19 the actor you know who on my birthday I was so drunk I didn't realise when I saw him at Pride Britain at the after party. Babe, I saw him. And he was asking about you non-stop. And this guy is older than 40, let me tell you. But you didn't kiss him, did you?
Starting point is 00:44:44 No, no, no, you didn't kiss him did you no no no i didn't kiss him if you want to hear this story let saf and i know because it is a bit of a wild one it is it's kind of like who our parents grew up watching so it's a bit weird very random did not expect it in the slightest who apparently lives in ibiza and he was asking about me yes babe and like i didn't i didn't like recognize him at first because i was a bit drunk and then so i was so how it happened was i was speaking to somebody not like like that like i was just genuinely having a normal conversation with somebody i knew who was who's on the same show as them so it was his very easy segue to come into the conversation and ask about you what did he ask he was asking how are you what have you been up to like things like that really
Starting point is 00:45:33 it is so bizarre we will tell you guys the story in a different episode yeah because that was a nice little wild summer story really kind of weird. He was at the too old stage for Anna to kiss him. Way over 40. But you know what, actually? No, I wouldn't. No, I thought about it for a second. I was like, no, would I kiss him? He is actually good looking for his age.
Starting point is 00:45:58 He is good. He's giving silver fox. Is that what you were thinking about? Yeah, like he is still silver fox. I don't actually know how old he is. He's definitely older than 50 though. But he was gorgeous. No, I wouldn't actually allow you to kiss him i would not i would say no i would i would if he was in a club you probably would try and i'd be like no that is too far that's a
Starting point is 00:46:17 good best friend you're looking out for me with that one but he actually did slide my dms didn't he yeah so many times this summer so he's what okay he's one person that slid my dms who slid your dms oh i don't even know if there's anyone like exciting but oh saying that actually i did something really bad that i do regret and this isn't like me at all. Did you message someone first? No. When I was with Anna the other weekend, I rang.
Starting point is 00:46:53 No, I didn't ring, did I? I text. I text someone that I shouldn't have texted, that I used to see, who just is a total... Not me gobsmacked. Did that just come out of your mouth? I thought that was a secret.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Never mind. Not anymore. Anyways, another guy that lives in a different country. And anyways, ended up texting him on a night out that I really shouldn't have. But can I just say something? He's messaged me so many times. So he has slid my DM so many times and i've ignored him but i did in fact message him the other day very bad because i was very drunk as well
Starting point is 00:47:30 and other than that i don't know all i'd like to say is they always come running back is one thing i've always come back guys yeah i feel like there's no one exciting that's like been in my dms that i can talk about but like yeah they always come back see the thing is i would say to you who's the most famous person to slide your dms but i know you're not going to answer i'm absolutely not going to answer that talk about them always running back and i heard a few exes resurface for you well yeah very recently yeah in my dms and it was all the same week that mercury went into retrograde so it was either that or i was looking like extra hot on my instagram i'm gonna go with the second one i'm gonna say both yeah actually i'm gonna have the
Starting point is 00:48:15 second one i'm gonna go to the second one but it was like two people that i just used to speak to so one of them was around my 19th birthday it's like four years ago and then one of them was like two years ago and they both messaged me saying that we are overdue a catch-up um and that they want to take me out for food the fact that that happened in the space of a week is is actually crazy it was just so bizarre like they're just two people that i never expected to hear from again and i could to be honest i never really thought about in a long time. I always knew they'd come back. They always come back. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:48:49 One of them is looking extra spicy. Okay. Gorgeous. Like, he looks like hero, Tiffin. So are you messaging him back or not? I did message him back, yeah. So is that something that's going to happen? Yeah, or what?
Starting point is 00:49:04 To be continued, continued guys you'll follow along it didn't end in a bad way no no it didn't end in a bad way like i did reply to both of them because like they were nice when we spoke but the the one that is like absolutely drop dead gorgeous to be continued to be continued right well i feel like we could speak about summer all day and there is more stories that we will tell you guys at some point. But I feel like that's enough for you to try and... That's enough for you to think about for the next week, what we've told you. So what are you up to for the rest of the day?
Starting point is 00:49:34 Well, I'm going to LA and Vegas. So I actually need to pack. I'm so jealous. You're seeing Adele, aren't you? I'm going to see Adele. I actually can't believe it. Many tears will be cried that night. I don't think it will actually feel real though until I'm like there like I've thought about it so many times because all I've been listening to is Adele like ever since
Starting point is 00:49:52 I found out I was going um but yeah I don't think we'll actually feel real till I'm there so I need to find a nice outfit what are you what are you doing today very jealous well I will actually have to start packing soon as well because I'm actually off to New York so oh my god you fly like the day that I fly home yeah yeah yeah so hopefully we can fill each other in with stories lots of stories this is my first time being over the age of 21 going to new york as well and the nightlife is meant to be amazing oh my god so i'm so excited someone in a club that's i'm giving you a task you have it's halloween so maybe i'll wear a mask so no one knows even better that's what i do and i want an update when you get back from new york did you
Starting point is 00:50:29 kiss someone in a club okay i'll let you know okay now we'll go and enjoy the rest of our day now but think about that also guys we'll be back on thursday with another episode more tea spill where we get to react to your guys opinion on how old is too old and all things covering that so we're doing a friendship test we are so oh i'm actually nervous same my heart's going a little bit okay right love you bye love you bye bye

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