Sex, Lies & DM Slides - 32. Snog, Marry, Avoid

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

Grab a drink girls, it's time to play snog, marry, avoid! We honestly couldn't keep it together in this episode - way too many hilarious combinations. Please tell us what your answers would have been?! (Goes without saying, this episode was filmed before Saffron's new relationship.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

let's go hi everyone and welcome back to sex lies and dm slides it's thursday which means it is time for a bonus episode of the week i'm so excited for this one guys we thought it'd be really fun because obviously we did a friendship test and i love doing stuff like that i feel like these bonus episodes should be fun little things where you just get to know more about Saf and I as a person. Although if we learned that we didn't know much about each other in that episode.

Well, yeah, apparently not. We know everything else but the basic stuff. But this time we thought it'd be really fun to do a Snog, Marry, Avoid and a This or That because we can get

a little bit personal with the people in the Sngmaria Void. Yeah I mean honestly if it wasn't 10am I probably would have a drink right about now. Oh me too. And this could turn into a fun drinking game but it's quite early in the morning so. Me too the temptation to put some vodka in this can very high. Yeah but I love playing these sort of games especially before like a night out I feel like they're just so fun with the girls. Yeah me too I've not played Sogmariamarry void in ages either no okay so should we just get straight into it or yeah who's going first we'll alternate but who wants to go first oh god i'm actually genuinely

nervous do you know what you go first okay have you got people i know by the way because i feel like you've defo done me dirty no yeah all of these people are people that you're going to know. I'm going to save the first one that I wrote until last. Okay, so first of all, we'll do a Love Island one. Okay. But you've got to make sure I know them because I actually don't watch all of Love Island. No, no, you definitely know these three people.

So we've got Ovi. Oh. Do you know what? Yeah, obviously you know who Ovi is. Oh, I know who Ovi is, yep. We've got Casey. Okay. And Jack Fowler.

Okay. Would I absolutely marry Ovi? I knew that was going to be a straight. That's why I put it in there. I knew you were going to marry him. Oh God, it's just so all good saying this. I don't know. I think... Oh God, between Casey and Jack Fowler. I don't know I think oh god between Casey and Jack Fowler I don't know

I only said Jack Fowler as well because I was watching him on the violin games last night see I've actually never I don't think I've actually ever met him whereas I know Casey oh no I have I've met Jack Fowler actually see I't. I don't know who I would snog out the two. I genuinely don't know. I mean, I probably would snog Casey because I literally don't know Jack. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry.

Like, I don't know him. I've never met him before. Okay. So, whereas, like, I like Casey as a person, so it would probably be him. So snog Casey and avoid Jack Fowler. Yeah, probably. Okay. I mean will probably be him. So Snog Katie and Avoid Jack Fowler. Yeah, probably. Okay.

I mean, that's fair. I feel like that's in my head what you would have answered. Is it? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I was unsure, but... No, yeah, I feel like that's what... Yeah, go on, your turn. The first one was like very obvious.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so I thought I would do like a YouTube version. Okay. Snog, Marry, Avoid. Chunks so I thought I would do like a YouTube version. Okay. Snog, marry, or avoid? Chunks, Philly, or Harry? Harry Panero. Yeah. I would...

I would marry Philly. Really? Yeah, purely because... I'm surprised by that. Okay. Well, he's the only one out of all of them that I'm actually friends with. Okay, but you must fancy him the most.

People always normally choose the person they want to marry as if they don't fancy the most, right? But I think I normally put the person I want to marry that I fancy the most. Yeah, I would say I fancy Philly the most out of all three of them. I think he's gorgeous. I think he's funny as well.

Like, we get along really well. So I would marry Philly. I would... Have you guys ever messaged? Yeah, but we're on... But we do shoot so like we met through foot asylum okay so like we're just we're just yeah yeah yeah um you're a bitch um and then i would you know what i would snog Harry Panero I would avoid chunks because I met him and we were friends and then he unfollowed me oh so then I unfollowed him back okay so how did you know you just checked no I can't remember I think I went to message him or do so I can't remember

what I was doing as to why I need to speak to him. And then I sent the message and then I realized he didn't follow me anymore. And I was like, I'm going to want to send that message now. Oh, no. Yeah. So I still like him. But yeah, I would avoid chunks. Marry Philly.

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But I see him as a dad figure. Like I genuinely see him as a dad figure. So I wouldn't want to avoid him either because I actually love him so much. And I think they're all quite funny. Like even if we're not talking about looks wise right now. Yeah, I think I would marry Dwayne Johnson. Personality.

Yeah. Because he just actually seems like the best man alive. Yeah, he's... He's like the only person I think I would ever be remotely bothered about meeting. Yeah, you've always said that. You've always said that if you were to get a picture with someone, it would be Dwayne Johnson. Yeah.

So I'd marry him. I'd snog Jude Law. Who was the third person Adam Santler I put him in there for personality because I love him to marry too yeah I thought you'd have such a laugh with him all the time oh no because I love them both but I wouldn't marry them both I don't want to snog him I know it's so hard isn't it I actually don't know because Jude Law is beautiful yeah do you know what i'd stalk jude law and i'd avoid adam okay i think that's fair because do you i know neither because i love adam santler but jude law is gorgeous so yeah do you think you did the same order i would probably

marry adam santler just because i love all the but then i love oh my god yeah but then i don't want to avoid i don't want to avoid him either I feel like that's such a hard one. I would actually not want to avoid any of them. So yeah, I can't avoid any of them. I hope everyone who's sat listening to this or watching this right now is answering these with us. Yeah, yeah, you've got to answer these with us because these are all going to be people that you're going to know. Okay, the next one's a good one.

I got a celebrity one. Harry Styles, Jacob Elordi, or Timothee Chalamet? Oh my God. Okay. They're all very beautiful humans. Fuck, that's so hard.

I would marry Harry Styles. Okay. But that was a close call up there with Jacob Elordi because I think Jacob Elordi is one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen

in my life. And it's, do you know what it is? It's his fashion. Oh my God, his fashion. It's just, everything about him actually.

Yeah. Everything about him. Yeah. No, I'm going to have to marry Harry Styles, snog Jacob Elordi and then

Timothee Chalamet I'm going to avoid in this instance. Still think he's beautiful but I think the other two are more my type. Yeah. That was a good one. I like that one.

Yeah. I think I probably would maybe do the same order. I think it's just- Oh, I don't know. I might even marry Jacob, you know, because I just think he's ridiculous. And he's tall. Yeah.

So tall. Oh, I love that man. But then do you know what I like about Harry Styles? Also, he just seems like such a good person. And he's British. I was about to say he's British. He'll get our sense of humour. Yeah, do you know what?

I like your order. I'd agree. I'd agree. Okay, the next one. Michael B. Jordan. Yeah. Anthony Joshua. And Mbappé.

Well, I'd marry Michael B. Jordan. I'd snog Anthony Joshua. And I would avoid Mbappe. Oh, look at that. The order of snog, marry, avoid, the order I sent them in. That was easy.

Yeah. Good three there though. Very good three. I got that. Thank you, babe. Okay. I'll save my best one till last. Oh, God.

But I know, I know what, I actually know who you're gonna put him i know like people that i'm gonna feel really awkward about answering i just know it yeah probably thinking about it i don't know if you can answer but i feel like you i feel like you will uh okay well this one's fine rota shore tobe jizzle and ksi just thought i'd do some of the side men. Okay. I'd marry Toby. Yeah, agreed. I'd snog JJ

and I'd avoid Roadshow. Really? I know the, I don't know Harry. I know the others. Oh, okay. And I think they're

actually such nice people. Yeah, they are. They're all lovely people. Toby, I could see as like husband material. Like, he's just such a good guy. Agreed.

As well. Yeah, like, I actually really like him. I think Harry's gorgeous though. I thought that was actually quite an easy one for me. You're welcome because the next one's not. What's my one? Thank you so much.

I'm so excited. You didn't just pull that out of your face. Okay, right. Snog, marry, avoid. George Baggs. Okay. Reese Bibby. From New Hope Club.

Yes. This is so funny who's the third one it's the way I'm crying who's the third one who's the third one why is that so funny? It's not.

It's so funny. I'm actually crying. Oh, sorry, guys. Okay, or third one. I don't know why that is so funny, by the way. We used to be really good friends I know we did oh my god

the way I'm actually I've actually got tears okay well third one I did have Toby but I'm going to change it now because I feel like you just mentioned him

who's you changing it to it's going to be on a new club in it why don't we just do holiday oak club don't make me laugh that much please because it actually hurts I saw it really hurts I was going to do another member but now I'm not going to do that either let's go RBC Avion Visa lets you get there your way

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I've forgot who the first person is because I'm so drawn to reese now got george oh that's it george bags no you got george bags i mean george from your home club as well there is isn't there oh yeah which one did i use to fancy what's it reese well i think i fancied up i think i fancied a bit of all of them okay my third one is oh Jack may not no we're getting real personal oh my fucking god this is literally like the worst I've ever done in my life

I don't even know where to start. Where to start? Right. I'm gonna, I'm gonna marry George Baggs. Okay. Because I love him. I'm so sorry.

I don't know why I'm laughing. I just got a giggle. I love George Baggs. I'm gonna marry George Baggs. Yeah. I'm gonna. He can put a ring on it, can he? If he was single.

If he was single, babe. I'm going to avoid Jack Maynard. Okay. For reasons which shall be remained between you and I. And I'm going to... Here's the reason. Here's the reason. It sounds like we're being nasty.

We actually, I actually love all these people. It's just, I think it was a shock because, you know, we haven't spoken about them in years. We have not. We've been good friends with the boys

and they're so lovely. We were friends with them. And Anna used to fancy, I think it was Reese, I can't remember. Yeah, we were friends with them when I was 17. So this was six years ago

guys but oh my god if you want to hear the story you have to let us know because there is quite a funny story there is funny stories to all of those people okay your last one so i've not done names so instead we're gonna do your first boyfriend your second boyfriend boyfriend, and the guy you were speaking to previous. You actually know what I'm going to say, don't you? Well, I was actually very unsure. I genuinely couldn't work out who you were going to say what. I'd marry my second boyfriend. I think, yeah, I think that's fair.

He's actually a really good person. Yeah. I would then snog the guy I was seeing. Yeah, okay. And then I would avoid my first boyfriend. Yeah, I would say that would probably be the best order to do it. Yeah. I feel like that's the only order I could really do it in.

I like snog, marry, avoid. We should play this more. We actually should. We need to start doing this before night's out. Imagine doing it with people in the room. That's what we should start doing. I know, yeah, I know. There's like a big group of people.

I love that. Okay, well, I feel like we come up with some really good people for each other so do i okay quickly before we go we're gonna have a quick fire round of this or that i've only got three ones and i'll answer as well okay so missionary or reverse cowgirl um well they'd actually both be my two favorite but same probably missionary just like i know it's so boring but i think it's just if i'm if i'm fancying a lazy day do i mean yeah it requires minimal effort from my side like also as well i actually feel like it is more intimate like it just is like you're actually looking at someone so like 100 is more intimate so with reverse cowgirl you're not even looking at them no you're facing it's fun it's fun of course but yeah okay um an activity day or a sit-down dinner what do you think of a sit-down dinner obviously no but it depends like if i've been with them for ages there may be an activity but

no sit down if i ever see you in the cube, that will be a good fucking day for humanity. Okay, this is the last one. Would you rather, or this or that, whatever, come on your period on a date and the other person sees and tells you, or you have a bogey and he doesn't tell you? Is this on the first date?

Yeah. If you have the bogey, he's not going to is this on the first day yeah but if you have the bogey he's not going to tell you it's there for the full day because the bogey like big one like you can fully see it out the nostril i actually think i'd rather my period me too i honestly do because i feel like that's a very normal thing and obviously bogegeys are normal, but I think I'd feel more embarrassed if I went to the toilet and I saw this fuck off bogey hanging out my nose. Yeah. Like with a period,

I feel like they could actually feel slightly sorry, but a bogey is just a bit ick. Yeah, 100%. I mean, I'm never going to get the first problem because I don't get periods, so. Oh, well, you're paying for this, right? Neither do I. I've not come on for three months, so.

Oh, God, well, that's slightly concerning. Mine's because I had the coil. I don't know why you haven't come on in three months. PCOS, gir do I I've not come on for three months so oh god well that's slightly concerning mine's because I had the coil I don't know why you haven't come on in three months PCOS girly I'm not pregnant anyway guys thank you so much for listening

I really hope you've enjoyed that nice little game episode we need to do that more often we need to do some like never have I ever's and stuff yeah oh my god we have to do never have I ever that would be so fun

and also make sure to go and listen to Tuesday's episode as well we were speaking all things flirting how to flirt I'm not having much luck with flirting Steph's good at flirting

I'm actually not guys I don't know where this has come from but I'll take it but okay well we tried to flirt with someone in my DM so if you want to go

and see how that turned out go and give Tuesday's episode a listen yeah definitely go and give Tuesday's episode a listen but yeah until next week see you then bye give Tuesday's episode a listen. Yeah, definitely go and give Tuesday's episode a listen. But yeah, until next week. See you then. Bye.