Sex, Lies & DM Slides - 54. Insane Things Girls Do That We Never Tell Men About

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

This episode is dedicated to all the girlies out there, as we bond over all the wild & insane things women do that they never tell men about! From giving secret code names to boys girls are dating, to everything shower and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let's go. Hi guys, and welcome back to Sex Slides and DM Slides. It's time for a bonus episode as it's a Thursday. And in our last episode, we actually spoke about Valentines and ways of showing yourself love if you were single. So in this episode, we thought we could bond with the girlies and discuss things that women do that we never really tell men about i already have a million things that like pop to my head that i can think of that guys wouldn't

know about and you know what i wish we could have like a guy on the podcast i could tell us i don't know what like you do that like i'm actually really curious but to be fair i feel like guys wouldn't admit it but they would probably do a lot of these things too at least the ones i'm thinking of yeah i mean there's a couple that i've also seen that you guys have sent in i don't know if a guy would do but right okay starting off the one that like immediately pops to my head actually this isn't something i do anymore but when i was younger me and my friendship group we had like secret codes for boys like if we thought they were attractive okay to the point where like if one of us said this now we'd completely know

what they mean so if we thought that so we started this when we was literally like 13 and it went on until we were about 18 19 okay but if one of us was single we'd probably still say this rather than going oh my god there's a really fit guy there so we would say hb if we thought it was a hot boy like to the point where my mom would know about it and like when my mom used to try and like set me up with people she'd be like suffer on hb hb because obviously like if they're but then yeah they've got no idea but then someone could be a hsb which means they're a hot side boy they're just hot from the side because i feel like that is such a thing for guys like they can just look attractive from the

side or they can look really attractive from the back as well yeah so we would have like all these different codes about boys but this is just like if we saw boys on nights out but to be fair if i said to my like girls i'd be like oh my god i don't know jasmine that's like that hb is like so your type because like in case somebody heard that is so good i feel like that is such a girl thing to have because you remember as well first of all of two things remember we used to have a secret word that we'd use once a year oh yeah yeah yeah we use it but none of us have really ever properly used it you've used it once i've used it once on the ski trip which is yes the ski trip story the famous story that everyone wants to know that maybe we'll tell at some point

but it's probably not that exciting anymore i can't even say that come on yeah i know it's so bad guys but yeah i used the word on there and then i don't think yeah i've never used hers but maybe boys don't have a secret code that they use with their friends but no maybe they do because you remember woof oh my god they had a secret code oh my god yeah yeah actually guys these boys they had so many like code words yeah and they would always say but they were kind of dumb because they thought that we didn't clock on like they just genuinely thought that we had no idea so obviously we clocked on figured out what all the words meant so we twisted them ourself a little bit and then what were we saying we say meow

yeah something like that meow at 12 o'clock or something we just kept saying and they were looking at us like we're crazy like no we've just clocked on to everything literally i would because i'd never heard guys have like a secret code like that before but um yeah so apparently oh my god yes and maybe they do maybe they do any guys listening if you have a secret code with your friends please let us know because i'm very intrigued but i did it come to my head as soon as you said that i was like i want to ask my boyfriend if he has yeah you should because i'm actually i've never asked someone before but no neither but i don't know how normal that is but also like woof i don't feel like it's a code

i don't know it just sounds like whereas like hb doesn't sound bad hb sounds completely fine whereas like worth was a bit like really come on like it's very obvious what you're meaning whereas hb i'd have no idea i'd walk past and be like oh they're telling normal conversation the all-new fan duel sportsbook andino is bringing you more action than ever. Want more ways to follow your faves? Check out our new player prop tracking with real-time notifications. Or how about more ways to customize your casino page with our new favorite and recently played games tabs.

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i would do basically for the girlies who have big boobs every time i run i have to hold my boobs and i've seen loads of people say this on the question response as well. And I never realized how much I actually did it. But like, sometimes when I'm on the treadmill, I go, fuck. Or if I'm running upstairs, I have my boobs.

I don't think guys do that. Well, no, because they don't really have boobs. Well, no, exactly. Well,

they might have boobs. Yeah, they might have boobs. But yeah, I always have to just girly things. Do you know what? I don't ever do that when I run. Really?

Yeah. I don't have perky tits. Why not? Why not? I don't ever do that when I run. Really? Yeah. All right, pokey tits. Why not? Why not? Why do a little bit, you know? Well, to be fair, I've also had mine done. Yeah, okay, that's true. But even more so, you think you'd hold them even more,

but I actually don't. No, I'm either in a really supportive bra or sometimes if I'm running up the stairs, which I don't do often because I live in a flat, but I'm like, oh gosh, guys. Like I'll very commonly say god god my boobs like that is a really common thing but you're like sorry to be a bit tmi but your boobs are absolutely yeah guys i don't know how i've grew them i really i honestly i like genuinely they are i sit and think to myself sometimes like how your little body holds them i don't know i get i get

back hey you want to see the bulletproof bra that i've got on to hold them up like it's actually you do yeah but you do always wear right sorry hang on we're getting into something this is mine and anna's thing i always tell anna she never buys bras that are big enough for her like it stresses me out like you don't even need to make your boobs look bigger because they are absolutely ginormous as they are. So why are you never buying bras? In my head, I think I'm like, oh, I can fit into that. Like it's fine.

Then I put it on. I'm like, oh, it's fine. Like don't worry. I've just, I bought this. Now I'm going to wear it. But yeah, I always do buy bras that are too small, which is probably why I'm holding my tits up. I think that's probably part of the problem.

Yeah, because they're spilling over. I barely wear bras. Oh, I'm so jealous. Like I never wear, I haven't got a bra on barely wear bras oh i'm so jealous i never wear i haven't got a bra on oh i'm so i like in fact i hardly ever ever ever wear bras if i didn't have uneven boobs i would never i would not be wearing a bra i want that bra actually that kim kardashian come out with you know the one with the nipples on yeah because i can't wear idea yeah because i can't wear a top without a bra so like that would just be nice to have a little bit of nipple coming through on some

of the tops but anyway that was my one okay well this is kind of going back to like the boy dating thing but another one i immediately thought of was like the stalking progress but not even just the stalking but the research that we do on guys before we meet them like I honestly I mean I don't know if everyone can it depends what sort of person you're dating but because of like I've dated like gone on a lot of dates people like in my industry you can really research them and so like i'm always looking at the height like i'm literally googling someone's height hi family members like so many things birthday like every like honestly the amount of research i do before i meet someone is actually crazy i feel like girls are so good at mi5 shit though like i the other day when i was on hinge i fancied a guy's we

talked about this actually so i fancied a guy's we talked about this actually so i fancied a guy's friend and i managed to find the friend it literally took me about two minutes through spit stalking on instagram got him yeah and do you go on their tags as well because they're going their tags as well as their actual profile because i'm like right now i'm gonna see what you look like do you know what i mean like yeah this is gonna'm going to see what you look like. Do you know what I mean? Like, this is going to be like the unfiltered you. So if they have their tags off, I'm like, oh, this ain't looking good. This ain't looking good. But yeah, I'd actually love to know though if boys also do stalk. Well, I don't really think they do, if I'm being completely honest.

Because like, I know in the past, I've like, I don't know. I've always been like, oh, well, these guys are like going to watch my videos and blah, blah. And I've always noticed that they haven't really. But then also, I don't know I've always been like oh well these guys are like gonna watch all my videos and blah blah and I've always noticed that they haven't really but then also I don't know they just say that because for the longest time my boyfriend told me that he hadn't watched my YouTube videos even when he met my parents you know he still told them he hasn't seen any of my old any of my YouTube videos and my mum was like no way like no way have you not watched her YouTube like why would you not want to and then anyways a few weeks later we're in a conversation he was like obviously I've watched your videos and I was like well why did you not say that then and he was like well because

I don't know I just didn't want it to look like I was just like stalk like stalking you before I'd like probably met you I was like i think that's quite normal like sure you should do that for us though because like someone can literally just see everything that we post and like say like whereas it is hard for us to do that with guys but like people that i've spoken to as well have said to me like oh i've not even scrolled down your instagram like i want to get to know you for you i'm like bullshit also sorry. I think someone's ringing my buzzer, but they keep calling my phone. Hang on, let me just answer who it is.

Sorry. Guys, I don't know who I'm getting a delivery off. Normally, they'll just leave it in the pasta room. Maybe it's going to be a flowers. Flowers Valentine. Well, pretend, because that's very odd. Normally, they'll just leave it in the pasta room. Pretend.

Oh, my gosh. Well, anyway, a couple of guys have said to me before about like they've not even scrolled down my Instagram. I just thought, bullshit. You have scrolled down further than three pictures because and like with us surely you'd watch like videos or like you can watch interviews and stuff of us so easy the podcast that you would do that yeah it'd be fast like i just don't listen to my full dating history see my boyfriend actually has well he has listened to my full dating history. See, my boyfriend actually has, well, he has listened to my podcast now,

but he hadn't listened to my podcast before. Which I was really surprised about. I think that's nice, though. Because we go into some quite in-depth stuff on here. Yeah. This one's for the girlies. But yeah, he had watched my YouTube videos. But then, I don't know,

if your job wasn't social media, would you do that much? I mean, we would as girls but i don't know if guys would go as far as going on their tags looking at their brothers looking at their family i don't honestly don't think i don't think they do the family thing maybe not for like looking into the family but that's the door right this flowers guys guys fuck off oh my god fuck off no fuck off are you joking it's not that exciting i promise i've ordered these ones for myself i thought i was oh my god no i ordered oh my god the way the way my heart just actually fucking dropped they're the nicest roses i've ever seen actually

i ordered these because of my book promo of the promo that i'm doing for it i'm doing a little secret thing on instagram and i needed to order myself flowers so i thought you know what if i'm gonna order flowers i'm gonna order flowers so i've ordered like 50 roses but they're not they were due to come tomorrow that's why i thought oh that's weird like why am i getting delivery today i fully thought it was from the guy that you're babe if that had happened whilst i was on the podcast i would have been fucking shell like gone wow but anyway what a nice little delivery even though it's myself see guys self-care you gotta do it for yourself sometimes that is a little bit too much maybe 50 red roses i won't be doing that every week

but um oh my god the way I was so shocked. I fully thought that guy that used to hate him had done it. No, babe, I would have been fucking buzzing until early Valentine's. Anyway. Let's go. This episode is brought to you by CIBC. From closing that first sale to opening a second store,

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of the week i'm doing everything shower i'm like like on a sunday you know i'm washing my hair i'm shaving everywhere i'm scrubbing all the fake tan off, putting a new layer of fake tan on, we're moisturising, we're doing the full works. And I wouldn't normally do all that midweek. Yeah, guys don't have to do that. No, which I envy a little bit because an everything shower can honestly take me up to like two, three hours

if I'm blow-drying my hair. So it's a process, guys. Yeah, it is. And I do really plan out my everything shower too i love an everything shower or an everything bath but in fact i actually have an everything bath i don't like you like because you have an amazing people think this is so strange yeah but people think it's really strange shaving in a bath i shaved in the bath but i just i don't like like if i'm doing every like if i'm literally having to do every part of my body i don't want to have to break my back for like two hours in the shower

so i'm like well yeah adult thinking but using way less water because i'm in that shower for ages and i actually do sit there and think fucking hell my water is gonna be wild this month so that is adult thinking but when you're in the bath it it uses less water. So I had an everything bath actually for the first time on my little solo self-care day. Rather than like an everything shower. And I loved it. Yeah, very nice. You can watch a film. You can relax whilst you're shaving your legs. It's all good.

Yeah, that's what I do. I put film on. Really enjoyable. Shall I read some out from what you guys have sent in? Because I've got quite a lot in here. you know what a lot of people have said boys don't have to finish them out boys don't have to finish themselves off after sex like girls do i mean true yeah well it just is different for guys isn't it like because a lot of the time sex is done when the guy's finished yeah which is just a bit annoying but anyway yeah like it's actually really shit the girlies have said that a lot um really wearing the same bra for a week without washing it yeah i do that i'm not washing

my bra every time i wore it i'd never wear the same underwear no that's like never wear the same knickers even two days in a row that's never yeah that's so different in fact i actually changed my knickers when i go to bed at night as well you change your knickers when you go to bed at night i don't wear knickers in bed do you wear knickers in bed oh see i do yeah really a lot of this might be tmi but like that's my time for it to breathe in my in my pajama oh my god no i don't know the only time i'm super naked is if like oh no i'm in my pajamas i like but just with no underwear no i just no i like right i know i like wearing all right sexy underwear so so i wouldn't say it's sexy i've got my really comfy knickers i'm i like right i know i like wearing all right sexy underwear so so i wouldn't say sexy i've got my really comfy knickers i'm putting on oh i know my underwear is not giving sex at the

moment i've been wearing some not very nice underwear i need to get my nice underwear out um oh period farts loads of people have said that as well everyone's saying period farts and poo and pooing i'm pretty pretty sure. Guys poo. So not really sure what they mean about that one, but period farts. I do kind of get that one. I can't lie. I get that.

I actually don't. I haven't had periods for years. I can't even really remember, but I know that that's a thing. That is a thing. Yeah. When I do get a period once in a blue moon, it's not looking pretty for that. A lot of people are saying shaving their hairy toes

oh my god i always yeah i have to shave my big toe yeah i have to shave my toe and the like um i don't know what that part of my foot is called but just like the bridge of my foot oh yeah same way like the hair grows down yeah same i have to say that as well yeah a lot of people said this this is actually gross oh my god do you know what i don't think guys would know actually really quickly oh my god i'm being so like this is extremely tmi this episode my boyfriend has like yeah my boyfriend as well he just likes everything being smooth right to the point where like i now even shave my hands genuinely but anyways i get yeah well i didn't think i did i didn't think

i did well apparently anyways um i get like literally i'm talking like three but i get like three hairs on my on my nipples like so like so faint like i don't think anyone else has noticed them but like when i do my everything shower i just like shave my like nipples basically good god i need to now be checking my hands and nipples in my everything shower i was talking i was talking to one of my best friends she was like yeah i always do that and i was like okay that makes me feel a bit better oh my god it sounds like i literally have like loads of hair i'm literally talking like three hairs to the point where you can put it out of your fingers oh i'm like whoa but yeah really i will be checking that next time i'm having everything shower because i've never done that before

you know this one i don't know if that's information no babe i've said i've said i let my vagina breathe at night i think you're fine um this is a good one to end it on because i don't know if you've done this is like horrible to admit but i feel like everyone does it pulling hairs from the butt crack when you're in the shower i've oh like as in like as in hair hair not like hair for not pulling out your hairs but like for some reason that is when girls wash their hair like it does just sometimes fall out and end up in weird areas like that that is so and i always have to do it and i think oh god but like everyone does it like i know everyone does it and it is like a lot of people love doing it but that one just really made me laugh

that is so well guys i feel like we could have done a full episode on this and we probably can revisit this because there's so many more that you have sent in yeah maybe we'll save them absolutely i feel like we really need to get a guy on to know that as well we need to get a guy on to ask a lot of things for the pub we need to get a guy on to know that as well. Same, we need to get a guy on to ask a lot of things for the pub. We need to get a guy's opinion on pretty much everything we speak about. So that is definitely on our to-do list. We need to make it happen. We do, but thank you so much for listening.

Make sure to go and listen to Tuesday's episode if you haven't already. And we will see you guys next Tuesday for a brand new episode. We shall see you then. Bye.