Sex, Love, and What Else Matters - Spilling the Tea with Peter Madrigal

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

Episode 20. In this episode, Kristen and Luke are joined by Peter Madrigal, SUR manager. Peter is spilling more tea this week about #Scandoval with a text he received that could potentially provide a timeline of when the cheating started. He also reacts to the “Starter Pony” comment and debuts his merch which can be found at https://number1guy.com. Peter talks about when he first started working at SUR as a busser and how Kristen had to train him pre-Vanderpump Rules. Tune in to hear about the time he served Selena Gomez, if he ever wants to settle down, and more! Follow us: @kristendoute @luke__broderick Email us: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up everybody? So stoked to be back. Welcome back to another episode of Sex Love and Blood Ours Matters. I still have Luke with me. I am still here. Oh my god, that's excited. Had it scared me off yet, baby. Not yet. But we have an incredible guest. Someone who's been a friend of mine for, I think, like 15 years. And I'll just say it, we have Peter, sir manager, Peter fucking Madrigal. Thank you for having me on today. This is so exciting.

Thank you so much. I'm very excited to be here on your podcast, Kristen. It's a, we have quite a history. Yeah. Not a romantic one. No, no, no, of course not. What does that mean from Game of Thrones with Tyrion throwing up?

It's like, eh, you're like my sister. No, you're like my sister. No, seriously. You're like my sister. So yeah, that'd be weird. You're like my, you're your family. So no, I'm not. I'm one of you that one of the ex-servers that Peter has not

dated, slash hooked up with slash made out with. But I've been really excited about this and I put out just today. So we're recording this pre obviously when you guys are going to hear it. This is not a live radio show for fuck's sake. But I did put out like I sort of asked me anything questions for Peter, and I truly,

in the first hour have never had so many questions, and a lot of them were the same, but everyone was just freaking the fuck out. I love it, I love a good freak out. It's a lot of fun. I'm very excited for you. You know, I want to just go off on a little bit of attention here.

When I first started working at Sur, this will be a fun little tidbit. I was so green. Well, I was directly, so Luke, I was directly out of college. I just graduated USC when I started working at Sur. And I was hired by Guillermo Zapata himself. Guillermo?

Yeah. One of the first people that I met, it was Christina Loha and Kristen Doty. And Kristen Doty taught me how to fold napkins at the time. Wow, okay. She sat there and she was all like, you know, she had just got done, smoking a cigarette and she was all like,

okay, so this is the way we fold the napkins here. She taught me the entire way to fold the, the certain napkins. We probably had like 12 employees at that time. Yeah, it was, it was a very small crew. We had no liquor license. No, we didn't. We, we, we, no lounge. We could, yeah, it was, it was just the, Sir Restaurant, the original from 1998. Yeah, that, that, that, that, little, little Argentine, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, and then another thing that she taught me was like, she's like, how are you gonna carry glasses, Peter? And I was a buster at the time. Now I'm Peter surmanager. Well, you're one of two that has actually worked

every single shift you could imagine in that restaurant, with this, especially this one a year. Exactly. I feel like you're basically a co-owner and they need to give you equity, hands down. I'm down for that, but. Just gift it to you, like for your fucking birthday, they should be like, you know what, Peter, we're giving give you equity. Hands down. I'm down for that, but so. Just gift it to you, like for your fucking birthday, they should be like, you know what, Peter,

we're giving you some equity. I like that, that's a good idea. To the owners that are listening, give him some equity. I'll close down on that. But yeah, so she asked me, oh, how do you carry a glass? And so I grab one of the water glasses and she's all like, oh, you need more training. Because Mama has been in the service industry, was in the service industry since I was like

16 years old. I remember being so bummed out, I had just moved to LA and thinking I moved here to be like a model or an actor, like in the music business or whatever, and I wanted to work for SBE and I wanted to do bottle service and make like thousands of dollars a night. And it was like, no no bitch that's not the way this works you're getting a serving job or a bartender job like everyone else like every other actor actor actor director writer you know all of us want to be that have and I don't call them pipe dreams I think we all came here with dreams yes and knew that we to make rent. And that's what led me to serve.

And I've known Peter for that long. So one of my main questions that right away from what, I'm gonna get into all the fan follower questions, but where are you from? I know the answer, but just tell everybody about where you're from when a little bit about you. So I'm originally from deep, deep South Texas on the border with Mexico.

And once I graduated high school, I kind of like took a little time off because I was so sick of school. Deep, deep South Texas on the border with Mexico. And once I graduated high school, I kind of like took a little time off because I was so sick of school. I didn't want to study anymore. And actually that translates into my senior year of college. So I went to a Blin college in Bram Texas for about a year and a half,

transferred over to USC, the only university that I applied to. I was like, if I don't get into USC, I'm not going, I'm not finishing. I got into USC, and then my senior year at USC, spring break comes around. I didn't go party. No. I stayed around a campus. I finished all of my term papers that week.

So that by the time that those were due, they were already done, and I partied for the rest of the semester my senior year. That's actually fucking brilliant. That's pretty awesome. That's how much I hated. I was so done with studying. I was like, okay, I have so much free time right now.

What am I going to do? Party? No, I'll party for the rest of the semester. I'm going to make sure that I finish all my term papers. And I remember my fellow students at the time, they were all like, what are you going to write about? It's like, oh, it's already done. They're like, huh?

I was like, why are you guys reparting? I was writing. You're like, I'm literally done. And now, I'm gonna go party. This is so Luke. Nice. Oh yeah. When I was in college,

finals week was like the biggest party week for me. All right. Luke hated college. I hated school. I tried to drop out every, I say tried. I considered dropping out every single semester I was in and still managed to graduate somehow. So, wow.

So you moved to LA in what year then? 2005. Okay, and I moved here. I moved in here in 07. There you go. Oh my god. I started working in CERD 2008. When did you start at CERD?

In 2007, right before you. Wow. I mean, we literally started the damn thing there. Yeah, we did. Yes, we did. We'll congratulate you to that. Yeah, and then along came Katie, then Stasi, or they both started over the same time.

Katie came first. Yeah, Katie, over the same time. Yeah, in 09, and then she had the accident, and then Stasi started, and then Katie came back after Stasi and started. And Stasi was barely 21. This is how OG Peter is, y'all. I don't think you guys even know this. Oh, no, when I started

I was green. I was like, what is this wide world now? I'm like, now I'm not green. I am J did. J is. Speaking of USC, I know this is just like a dumb random fact maybe for all of you listeners, but our first season of Annerpump Rules, I felt like this was one of the coolest moments of being on part of reality television, was being asked to go to USC and set on a panel. It was like their film department, the college students that, I don't know if they

it was like film and production or pre-production, whatever, it wasn't like a club, because I don't know what it's called in college because I didn't go to college. I went for like three semesters. But whatever that was, I just thought it was so cool. It was season one of Interprompterals that you, Sheena and I, I think it was just the three of us

but it was just the three of us. It was just the three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us.

It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. It was just a three of us. We got to go sit on this panel and talk to these college students about what it's like Behind the scenes of a dock you series or reality TV show And I just thought it was so cool because that was your alma mater And I'm like, oh my god. This is so fun like we're walking on this college campus I'm like Peter graduate from here and I was like on this TV show and like I don't know It's a very cool memory for me. That was cool.

I was cool. Oh yeah, same. Peter, were you a hoe in college? Um, no, actually I wasn't. Did you have a girlfriend? In USC, no I didn't. When did you lose your virginity? Like how old were you?

Oh, I was twinny. My college girlfriend in Blin college. Okay, so pre-moving to LA. Pre-moving to LA, yeah. Interesting. Yeah. I mean, so straight up, I was gonna get into the questions as like a later thing, but I feel like we're just

riding into it right now because the A number one question is, do you eventually wanna settle down and get married? Or do you love the single life? Why don't you have a girlfriend right now? Are you dating a bunch of people? People are just so obsessed with they need to know about your dating life. I would like to eventually settle down.

I've had many, I've attempted multiple times. You know this. We know that. We'll get into the survey later. And all these other girlfriends I've known the years have known you. But do you love the single life right now? Or are you trying to date? I've been trying to date. I'm seriously. Date seriously? Yes. Yeah. You know, I do enjoy my single life. I would love to start a family. But, you know, which one do you like more? Like do you like the single life so much right now

that you're like not there yet or are you just waiting for the right person to come along? Right person to come along. That's where I'm at. Ladies, he is single looking at running the mingle but I'm also like baby mama white. Here's the thing though, here's another thing. I have to be pleased about myself.

Ooh, I love this, tell me. Well, I have to like, where I'm at career wise. To be ready to settle down, right? Yeah, I'm like, you know, because I'm very, I'm one of those type of guys who's very like, I'm a workaholic. I cannot have worded it better. You are a workaholic, which I,

a test you, which I like bow down to, and I think as long as I've known you. Yeah. We make funny jokes within, so like inside jokes we have within our group is like, we're like Peter's on a business call. Peter's on, Peter's got to step outside for a business call. Yeah. And it's like this joke we have within our inside group of friends, but truly it's because

Peter always has like 55 projects going on that somehow you're able to juggle and nail down and complete. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. I remember one of the business calls you made fun of it was for celebrity slots that we finished off and it's like an app on your phone that you can download right now, you know. I have a question about that too.

Is Peter a pick slot still a thing? No, so I was the guinea pig for it. I own part of the company. It was one of the guinea pigs for it. And then it became celebrity slots because we started bringing more people on, like food God and some other people. I'll show you something.

So explain to people a little bit what this happens. I have shown downloaded it. So one of the things that we wanted to do with it was give the users an experience that it was very unique where you could like, if you played enough and you won enough, you could win real world prizes from everyone. Like Dennis Rodman would send you away basketball, for instance. Whoa, that's cool.

Signed and all that. Yeah. So that was one of our, that was one of our, our stances for this particular game, you know, for this particular app, you know, for this particular app. So the Peter Rifics slots was like the beginning of what turned into now slightly. Exactly.

So everyone go and download on your Android or Apple, Mac phone, whatever we call iPhone. From the worst. Download celebrity slots. Your Apple's phones. Your Apple's phones, but yeah, I did get a lot of questions about that I mean you didn't know I was a real estate agent as well. No, I didn't yeah, I just decided like oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna take the test and pat in the past it and I do real estate as well Yeah, I've got a real estate license not for this state, but yeah, that's a good thing to get

It's not that difficult and good thing to have if you've got friends that own real estate You're a writer you you act, you... I don't act. Well, okay, well you used to and you're good at it. But like, you're a writer, you're a... I feel like you are like writer, director, producer. Like, knowing you as long as I've known you, like your skill is like behind the scenes of creating.

Yes. Like, you're such a creative, but you're also such like a business brain, which is something I absolutely cannot balance. Well, I started my own production company this year and yeah, we're just developing a couple of different projects. One of them is my own, you know, they were pitching. Scripped it. Oh, a lot. Yeah. So'm not expecting that. We're going to I

shot the pilot last year and then we just we're doing the teaser and we're doing the pitch deck. That's going to keep the secretive but when this these mics turn off, I'll tell you all about it. I'm not hold them down and make him tell me everything. And then when do you

think you'll you can fill the fans in? I mean, I see, here's the thing, I'm not, how do I put this? I'm not one of our old cast members. I don't talk about things until it's... You don't blow your load. There you go, I take my time with it.

Like, when everyone found out about Peter Riffick's slots, it was already, you can download it on your phone. You see what I mean? I mean, I didn't tell anybody. I remember Tom Schwartz's face. It was at the end of, we were filming season eight. I'm gonna say, and it was at TomTom, and Tom Schwartz's face was like, wait,

you could download this? What were you doing? I was like, oh, I don't tell anybody. I just do it. And then once it gets done, then you could see it. Or you can use it. That's a smart strategy. Honestly, it's hard to do this. This is not really it. Like you can use it. That's a smart strategy. Honestly, it's hard to put this in.

This is no, it really is. Like everyone talk is cheap. That's the old saying, right? Yeah, talk is cheap. But when you do it, and you're like, once you start talking, and it's like, no, it's right here. Yeah, type it in.

Download the app, do it. Speaking of apps, there was some question I actually didn't write it down, because it was like, whatever it had me, but now I think for the fans, it could be funny. But do you remember Jack's fitness app that you were a part of? Yeah, he couldn't remember any of the lines. He couldn't remember what he was talking about, like the muscle group that he was like

demonstrating about. Yeah, I was like, oh this hits the... What is this? What's this call? Yeah, Luke doesn't even know. So Jack's had this fitness app years and years ago. Yeah, and my brother and I, we were filming it. Like helping him produce, like make it essentially

become a thing. Yeah, and he was all like, oh, okay, I'm going to, we're gonna lift the, the only thing he got right was like, oh, I'm gonna hit the hamstrings because girls like butts. You're like, I was literally like this. Yeah, drop Mike a drop. I give up.

I can't. I don't remember any of his lines. Couldn't remember what he was working on. I remember watching it. It was like just like a blooper reel and it was so funny. It was hilarious. But like, Jack's was like obviously super in shape. He had, he wanted to do it.

And I'm not trying to like rip or hate on jacks, but it's just like not his forte to be like directed in that way or like these your lines and this is what you do. Well, that's why like when the eventually came out with the app, he was just kind of like doing jumping jacks and not talking about it, you know what I'm saying? On a white, on a white wall. Like, uh, what is this? Oh my god. Okay. I can't. Oh my god, I'm crying right now. But I love, anyway, I want to go back really quickly before we get to all the fan questions. What you were saying when I was at Luke and I were asking you about, you know, what do you want? Do you want to date right now? Do you want to get married?

And you were like, you want to work on you first. And I think we talk a lot about mental health and like the psychology behind like a man versus a woman and I think that that is we both I'll just speak for you Luke but we both agree that is something that is so important in adult relationships to really know yourself before you get into like a long term relationship. Yeah I think it's very important. I mean from what we've talked about in the past just just knowing yourself, knowing what you want, knowing your own weaknesses and strengths, gives you a better chance of meeting that person, right?

Knowing yourself. And giving yourself in a place where you feel confident, where you feel like you've accomplished these things in your life already to be ready to settle down and be ready to put another person first. Well, I think a lot of that come, for me, a lot of that comes from my upbringing. I mean, like, I don't wanna cast aspersions right now,

but, you know, I don't wanna be like my father, you know what I mean? He was like, he was a lawyer, you know, but he didn't, I don't know, he just, he was not, he was more focused on other things and not actually. He's not the family. Not is, he was focused on the family, but not providing, there you go. Yeah. Because I come what I'm saying?

I'm the oldest of seven. And so I don't, I want to be as secure as possible. That's why I'm such a workaholic, because I want to be the exact opposite of my father. Does that make sense? It does, and I feel you, because I want to be better than my father. There you go. Absolutely. I want to be better than my parents, you know.

And so that's where my drive comes from, you go. Absolutely. I want to be better than my parents. Yeah. And so that's where my drive comes from. Yeah. Do you like being in love though? Like do you like the romance? I've been in love with a couple of times. And you know the girls I've been in love with. Sure do.

Yeah. I've been in love a couple of times and every time. I feel like you're so good at being single, but you're also really good at being a couple of times. I, yeah, both. Yeah, I'm good at being single. That's why I'm so curious, like, which one do you like more? Yeah, I know, right?

Well, I like both, but, you know, if the right girl comes along and you know how I've been in relationship, you've seen me in life. Very protective. So the other night, there was a group of us from Sur out, and Diana was with us

And you guys know Diana is my friend, but she is the one I told the sucka dick and I regret for ever Granted like majorly. Yeah, that's the one I tell everybody. I was like everyone's like who's Diana is like sucka dick Diana sucka dick. I know and I'm very sorry about it. She didn't deserve it and I love her But that's my work wife. It is your work. That's my work wife You guys literally run. Yes exactly. That's That's my work wife. It is your work wife. That's my work wife. You guys literally run through her. Yes, exactly. That's, she's my work wife. And so we were out.

It was a group of us. She finally got a babysitter. So it was her and her boyfriend, Damien. And then we got into talking. And I was drunk. And she was drunk. But I mean, we were buzzed. And I remember telling her, like, you've sdiana you've seen me in

love before she's like oh I know I've seen it because we had this conversation and and she was like yeah I was there for all of them there were there were a couple of nicknames no there hasn't there's only I mean there's been a lot of girls you've dated yeah but yeah separated to be in love with names. No, there hasn't. There's only been, I mean, there's been a lot of girls you've dated. Yeah, but been in love with. Yeah, separate dated to been in love with. And also separate the made out with. But I got a question for you. Yeah. Can you rank the women of sir that you've made out with as far as best kisser to worst kisser? Well, I mean, some of them are like a decade ago,

so I can't. Luke, didn't know until today that you actually dated Stasi. Really? I don't know, shit. Wait, doesn't know anything about any of this world. But that, that's over a decade ago. But like, I think a lot of people think that you were just like the hookup of a lot of girls,

but like you, you and Stasi actually were like dating. Yes. Before Vanderpump rules was the thing. Like lit with the dint of it. We're both young. I was just so wild to think about. Yeah, I know, right?

It's kind of crazy. Like pre-VPR, like wow, you know. Um, yeah. Okay, if it's so answer the question. Rank? Um, yeah, I was so answer the question. Rank. Yeah. The girls of or women, whatever, of Sir that you have made out with just in their kissing ability. Not you don't have to go on just to go on that like how good a kissers like.

So the one I was in love with will be number one. Okay. And then the other one that I was in that was the love with will be number two. Okay. And then the other one that I was in love with will be number two. Okay. And then... The other one was number three. Number three. I'm not going to mention any names.

Sorry, not going to happen. So he was in love with two. He was in like with one, and that's the way that they will be right. That's exactly. So in the same vibe, I have a fan question. It's a Maryfuck kill. And that Maryfuck kill is... Raquel St Stasi Katie.

Psh. Psh. Ha ha ha. Oh man. Maryfuck kill. Okay, cool. At this point, at this point, at this point, I would marry Katie.

Okay. Fuck Stasi. Okay. And kill Rachel. Bye bye, Rachel. Rachel. Yeah. And kill Rachel. Bye bye Rachel. Rachel. Yeah. Alright, let's get Rachel out of the way then. Just thoughts on the scandal.

Well, you know, here's the thing. Before the whole scandal all broke, I was going to address the whole start-upony thing. Which pissed me off to the... ...n'th degree. I don't know what this is. Fucking Requel. Okay, let me preface real quick.

I'm gonna get another glass of wine. Get a glass of wine. So I do not watch Venerablem Brawls since I was not on Venerablem Brawls. However, when the scandal ball came out, I decided to go back and watch a couple of episodes because I was seeing it through a very different lens. I was watching it through the six sense lens. I got to see this twice, blah, blah, blah.

And there was a scene that I saw, oh no, it was this time, watch what happens live, maybe. Actually, it was not watch what happens live because I do watch with my friends where I watch what happens live and because she knows on it, I watch, and Raquel had the balls and the audacity to say, like, Peter was like a good starter

pony and I'm like, you whore. You do not get to disrespect or dumb down my friend. I can't, like, it cannot. So that's just, I had to throw that in their indefensive you because it made me really angry. So go ahead thoughts on Scandible. Thank you. So you know me, I don't really like jump in like, you know, I'm not, how do I put this? I'm like a lion, I'm not going to like just kind of, you know, I look at, I'm not going to be like, you're not going to react to it. No, exactly, I just kind of take my time with things. So when I started putting a lot of things together. Mm-hmm. When that comment just said.

When that comment was said, it was on a Wednesday, right? And so I did Alison Rosen's podcast the Monday after. Okay. I had booked her podcast weeks in advance. And so that Wednesday, the Wednesday before I was going to do Alison Rosen's podcast, that comment was said. And I was all like, okay, I got to address this. But I was going to be cordial about it. I was going to be like, you know, how dare you, you know, I was going to be like, okay, yeah, I'm just like, it's impolite. It's

grow. Like, why would you say something like that? I've never, I didn't, I'd never treat you wrong. And you have to like like go in, you know, say cast aspersions on me. Not cool. I enjoyed being Peter Sir Manager, kind of just kind of chilling at the bar and drinking and running the restaurant and having a good time. That was me. Right. And then this whole thing came out. Now, how do I put this politely? I don't know if I could say... Well, what she said about you wasn't very polite, so... No, it wasn't. No, no, no, no.

I've already said, like, she can fuck herself, because I've already said that. You know, because that's not cool. But the reason why I went there was because of the whole scandal of all thing. Was because everyone was saying, oh, she was probably dating sand of all while they were at Coachella.

So in other words, I was using escape goats. And I do. Yeah, there's all these weird rumors. Like was Peter the scapegoat, was shorts the scapegoat, was that all of whatever. But you guys went on, you and Rachel were a Cal, we're on Rejo one date. I will never use the word Rejo again.

Rejo. Like you went on more than one date. And then never use the word, Rachel. Rachel. Like, you went on more than one date. And then, I guess I'll just add this in so you can kind of answer with your story. But someone said, I'll quote this. That date with Rachel, oh my god. Is crying on the first date a deal breaker? She was so...

But that was not for that was in our first date. No, it wasn't. But she was so. But that was it not, but that was in our first day. No, it wasn't. But she was so cringe. Yeah. And you were so kind and you were so lovely to her. Thank you. And so warm and just like took yourself out of the sort of romance part that she was ruining. Yeah.

Or like this. I mean, like, but here's the thing. Like, and it's like something I said to her in a segment that was the probably not gonna see. I was like, you, we're not in love. We were just trying to figure things out. Okay, cool. Awesome. It doesn't work out. All right. Cool. Moving on.

You know, that, because that was, that's always been me. The problem is, is that when she said that, and then the scandal ball came out, which is a great turn by the way. Okay. Because like, we're going to talk about, we're gonna talk about that whole situation right now. Once that hit, I was like, oh hell no. So you decided or someone that you're close with decided to tell it, put it in your ear to call me a starter pony. And, I wonder who that could be.

Oh, well, here's the thing. And the name rhyme. How do I end of all? How do I say this delicately about that guy? It's like a delicate, not really delicate. No, no, but I gotta be delicate as far as everything else goes. Okay. It's like I said, I was on TMZ.

You were friends with Tom for a long time. Oh, yeah. For so many. So I know that he put that in her ear, but the thing is, is that it's like I said, I was on TMZ. You were friends with Tom for a long time. Oh, yeah. For so many. So I know that he put that in her ear. But the thing is, is that it's like I said on TMZ with Harvey, I was like, you think you know somebody, and then you turn, I mean, like even Ariana. Ariana knew, thought that she knew somebody,

and then all of a sudden turns out that you don't. No, I couldn't agree more. And. I couldn't agree more because people try to, like, compare and contrast compare and contrast my relationship with him versus the one with her. And I'm like, it's just not the same thing. I never thought he would do it to her.

Is there proof that that about how long they were hooking up? Well, I know they talk about it at the reunion, and from what I've heard, you know, I guess allegedly through friends, it's about seven months. But I know that they made out during Coachella, so it's like, who the fuck knows? Do you think that Raquel is, this is a fan question of yours. Rachel.

Rachel, one of your fans. So mostly, actually, I'm gonna start with this. What I wrote down is mostly just lots of love from your fans, people just being like, I just fucking love Peter and he needs to, he deserves to have a voice and like, be able to say things. But a question I got a lot and I'll word it this way.

Do you think Raquel is beyond redemption? And are you so glad that you dodged that bullet? Okay, I'm glad that I dodged the bullet named Rachel. Yes, do you think that it's beyond redemption? I don't know if I should do it right now. I don't know if I should say this right now. It's up to you. Or you can say it and we can...

Well, better time than now. We can always edit it. I have proof that they were... I have proof that the fair has been going on as long as I have. I was used as a scapegoat. That's what's pissing me off right now. And you know for sure.

I bet it, dude. I'd be pissed. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So you know for a fact because you have proved that like this has been going on for a very long time. Which I think we all fucking know and agree on. Like we just know, right?

Probably don't know the level of Peter does based on his expression right now. He knows something that no one else knows. When I became a manager, do you see me sleeping with the employees? No, what? Thank you. You would flirt with customers who were like, right, trying to like throw themselves at you. But that's, but that's customers. I'm talking about employees at the restaurant. Oh, what? No, okay. You made out with Katie.

So you had a relationship with customers. So you want, so here we go. But, but, but we made out, Katie and I made out, right? A trillion years ago, pre-short. Okay, Katie and I made out, Stasi and I dated. What was my position? What was I? At that time, Stasi and I dated. What was my position? What was I? At that time, I don't even remember.

I was a server bartender. Server bartender, okay. Server bartender. You said you started as a bus boy. That's why I'm like guessing here. I'm not better on. So I was a server bartender. And then Stasi and I broke out, year later, I became management.

And then all that was done. So there's implication that I sleep with the staff is not true. It is not true, you guys. It's like, I think it's like a dumb joke we all make because of Katie and Stasi because it's like funny in our friend group. Yeah, because it's like, you know,

oh, red of passage, Peter, yeah. Yeah, you know, but it's like, but those two instances happened when I was a server bartender. Well, and also that was like a billion years ago, and it was funny, and it was within our friend group. Exactly. Yes.

Now it's like, oh, the implications are like, oh, I don't. And it pisses me off that that's the implications. No. No. And I always, and I'm going to keep on addressing it. I'm going to keep on hitting back against it it because now it's like, it's unfortunate that it's gotten to this point. It's like, it's unfortunate that it's like,

oh, Peter was dating Raquel. Well, Raquel was not working there at the time. And then all of a sudden, Rachel like started working there again. Oh, okay. She did, she was a server, and then she left for a long time. I didn't think she was coming back

when I initially asked her out. I had no idea that she was like, oh, I wanna go back to working at Sir. But even so, that's what this fucking show was built on. It was the fact that we were all in session. Yeah, but I still, but I still, but I still stick to my integrity. I'm just saying I back you up no matter

what the situation was. Thank you. Because that is like how this show is even started. and you're just here to debunk the bullshit rumors and that you were not dating an employee while you were a manager and the Katie and Sassy thing that was before Vanderpump rules ever existed. That was before I was a manager. Right. Well it was also before Vanderpump rules. That's true. Anyway, so Let's paint a picture here. He's yeah I say just talking go for it. Tell us how tell us how you know For a fact I'm going to paint a picture right now. Okay. It gives a good verbal Bob Ross. Yeah, sounds good

So I'm gonna paint a picture right now is like that doesn't you know, we made a little mistake here But you know we can cover that up with a little bit of blue. There are no mistakes. They're happy accidents. Happy accidents. Oh, yeah, just make that into a cloud. So we get done shooting season 10 in the first week of September. And I know that for a fact because right when we get done, which was the latest we've

ever done Van and Pupp rules, by the way, because once we got done football season was here. So I just started watching football right after I got done filming Van and Pupp rules, which was awesome. So we continued on, they were editing whatever, I just kind of was like, I'm done. I did what I needed to do. I was a happy manager, managing the restaurant, having some shots here and there, and then that's it. That's the essence of Peter. I just don't get involved

because I never have needed to get involved because I've never been directly involved. So why would I go like, you know, oh, I'm friends with everybody, and they're all having these problems, and I'm just the manager, sir, and I'm like, okay, cool, awesome, you know, just do your job.

Basically, that's it. And then with that starter pony comment, dragged me right back in. I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is not gonna fly. But here's the thing, as we all know, or you may not know, or you may not know, and you may not know, every year,

which goes back to the Dana comment, by the way, from season A, every year, I go to Gasparilla in Tampa. Gasparilla is like, marty grub, you dress like a pirate. Every year I do that. So when Dana said, oh, I would have remembered making out with a pirate, it's like, that's not an insult. I can do that every year.

And you use the picture of me as a pirate. It's in Tampa Bay at Casparilla as your question air, which I find hilarious. It's amazing to say actually have questions about that later. I gotta say you make a great pirate. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Luke. Thank you. I gotta say you make a great pirate. Oh, thank you.

Thank you, Luke. Everyone calls him like the Johnny Depp. Like he's the Johnny Depp look like from Pirates of the Caribbean. I mean, I think Johnny Depp might be jealous. You know. Okay. So you're in Tampa? No, so, no.

Oh, yeah, I just land. I'm getting off the plane. I turn my phone on from airplane mode and I got an interesting text. Now, usually, if I was back at home, my brother Jude, James, Jude, would have been, I would have shown him the text and he would have been like, what the fuck?

But since I was in a happy place and I'm like, like I said, not even thinking about my interprimperals. Right, you're very disconnected, you're in a real world. Yeah, I'm doing my thing. A little like, said, not even thinking about interprimperals. Right. You're very disconnected, you're in the world. Yeah, I'm doing my thing. And we're all like, yeah, exactly. I'm not getting involved in this controversy. I'm just, Peter Sir Manager who likes to get drunk

at the bar and have a good time. Well, you're done filming, so it's like, what's done is done. It's not even about filming. It's more like, you know, I'm just doing my thing. That's it. I'm disconnected. I get off the plane, I turn my phone on, and I get an interesting text from one Tom Sandoval.

Shut the fuck up, what did I say? So he hasn't texted me in six months. Shocking. And then he texted me, and he says, and I quote, dude, exclamation point. Just watch the first episode, LOL, exclamation point. Did you bang or keel the night after, sir? exclamation point. Question mark, crying, laughing face. Now, if you go through my text messages with Tom Sandoval, he never texts me emojis.

Never does. Right. So... He actually texts it text me in general. I am so... yes. emojis. Never does. Right. So, He actually said, that's a tie in general. I am so, yes. At the time,

I am so disconnected. I didn't even think about it. Because I'm like, I'm in Tampa Bay. I'm in my environment. I'm going to dress like a pirate tomorrow. I'm going to be having some food. I didn't even think about it.

What I'm thinking is, how are they portraying me on the show? So I called him, he's like, oh no, I was just wondering if you bang or kill that night. I'm like, oh no, how are they portraying me? Like, could you send me the episode or something? Yeah. Because I don't even ask for the episodes.

Right. I don't, I like, I, I, I, You're disconnected. You're, you've moved on. We, we've, when you were living on King's Road, we went over a couple of times, I didn't even like watching myself on a camera. You never know, yeah over a couple of times, I didn't even watch myself on the camera. You never did it, yeah.

So I don't watch it. I give what I need to give, and then that's it, and I'm like, okay, I drank, I had a good time, I'm disconnected. And then this text comes through, and I'm all like, I didn't even think of, like, because you know, you think you know somebody. Right, you're like, why is he even after this?

You're getting exclusive right now. I feel like, why is he even like bugging you about this? Exactly. Now we know. Now we know, but at the time I'm all like, wait, how are they portraying me on the show? That was I, just like. Did he respond?

No, so I call them, he's like, oh, I don't have much time. He's like, do you want me to send me the episode? I was like, yeah, sure, send me to me. I'll check it out. The episode was just what I thought it was. Yeah. You know what I mean?

I was just, oh, yeah, I'll get you some nachos because there was a whole joke. And I don't know why she responded in that way that she did because she knows that like, she was looking for nachos on one of our, one of our excursions. I was like, all right, I'll find you some nachos. It was an insight, I don't know why she responded like, and now I know why.

Yeah. Because she was already dating Tom Sandoval. Yeah, dude. She was already having sex with Tom and that text message from him proves it. 100 fucking percent. That text message from him to me proves it. It's on the floor right now.

Like, why would Tom Sandoval text you? She's never texted me about anyone. Like anything personal. No. Like growing out. If you look back at my history. How about Peter, how are you? Like nothing, you know?

If you took back at our history, nothing like that. He hadn't texted me since August. And all of a sudden it's the end of January, you know what I mean? So. Have you talked to him since? No. I have a question. I'm not in friends with Tom. No you talked to him since? No. I have a question.

Are you in friends with Tom? No, I have followed him on Instagram. I have followed Rachel on Instagram. I am not, I'm not gonna tolerate this garbage. I'm sorry. But then again, you know, I'm taking some blowtorches to some things. We're not gonna get into that.

That's how you're telling me. No, no, no, because you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know what I've, yeah, you know, last year, you know, you remember, yes. So we don't have to get into that. God damn it. Because you don't want it because here's the thing, it's like the lion. Lion, you know, he tolerates a lot, he tolerates a lot, and then that's it. I don't, I take off both clubs. Yeah. And then you can find me.

You know where to find me. For anybody that seems to be pissed off with me, well, I'm at Suri. Finding me at Suri is like finding a Santa Beach. Come on in. I will welcome you to open our... It is safe to say everyone at this table is hashtag team areyana.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Big time. Love areyana. There's love Arianna. There's only one team. There is only one team. I don't really like teams. I'm just like you know Arianna was wronged and then that then you know I don't I don't know what kind of a you know I mean you're not much of a man if you I mean like I'm very you know you know me I'm very upfront with with people. Absolutely. I'm very upfront with people. If you if if I'm not feeling something, I'm gonna break up with you. Right. Which is how should be? Luke, can I talk about this

all the time? Like he's never cheated on anyone because he's like, if I'm not there, like I'm just gonna have a feeling that I was cheating on by somebody by Kristen. Not me. not not her every time I bring up that name. They're all like you dated Dodie I'm like no, no, no, it was someone else. He had a Kristen. I did you better Absolutely, yeah, you matter. Yeah, I love seeing you in love and I love seeing you have a girlfriend because you're such a Warm and like protective and like kind and like you're really great at balancing your love and work life I feel like when you're really in love with someone like you always put them first But you always set the boundary of that like you have things you want to work on Exactly. You need to work on. And I think that that's like the most important thing in like growing this adult man

You know, right? Luke, I mean to become, yeah, yeah, to be a man, you have, but here's the thing. Some, some ladies that I've dated don't understand that. And they're like, they don't understand that I am a work of hall. I don't want to. They like 22. No. Okay. No, no, no.

So Peter, I got a fan question that ties into what we've just been talking about. So if you found out that a friend was cheating on another friend, would you tell them? Yeah. Yeah. So if you, before all this whole situation like came to light, like obviously you didn't realize the context of that text from Sanable at the time, right?

No, I didn't. I was a little different. I guess that's right. 100%. Now it's obvious. So if you had gotten that, right? No, I didn't. I was in a different, I guess that was right. 100%, now it's obvious. So if you had gotten that, you would have told Ariana. Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely. What kind of a person, what kind of a man would I be

if I didn't, if I just hid that? No, that's bullshit. Yeah, I just think that there's a line between speculation and 100% fact that like, you gotta know 100% sure before you go selling something like that right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Luke. What do you think? I mean just as I'm sitting here with two dudes that doesn't happen super often? Let's see if

You know, okay, so It depends on the relationship Yeah, it depends on the closeness you have with each and I feel like I bring up and I feel like I'm pretty close with each person on that show. Or once. In this exact situation, right? Yeah. I think it also be delicate because the way you present it is also going to affect the way

that they receive it, right? Because if you just like went on to Ariana and be like, Tom's cheating on you and just said it like that, it's not going to go over very well, right? So like the way you present it. It's 100%. You'd have to be delicate in that situation.

It's a tricky situation. I think that's why some people may not say something because they don't know how to do it without it going. Well, you got to say like, oh, I found this information, take it what you will, find out, look through his phone. If you need to, this is what I heard. Which is how she found out. Which exactly, yeah, there you go.

Which is, you know, so fucked up fucked up Peter you were there that night too We were up what night we were all at Tom Tom. Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, here's the thing I didn't really consider I was just kind of like having drinks at the bar I didn't concentrate anything on either did we though we didn't know We did not know I was sitting right next to Ariana and then all of a sudden she disappeared and then her person jacket And then all of a sudden she disappeared and then her person jacket We're sitting on the chair and Luke and I wanted to like want it to leave or at least go to like the other side of the bar Kind of away from like some of the Vanderpumpi type people and then I couldn't find her So we I just gave it to one of her best friends and said like we got to go I had no

Fucking clue what had gone down that we happened to be there for. Essentially. Yeah, no, no. I left right after I was like, what, a 930? Yeah. I went to Warwick, Warwick Wednesdays. You wild child. A little bit.

Filed child. I was like, I'm going to get some shots at Warwick. Let's go. I was with one of my buddies and we're like, okay, let's go party. Who were we done here? And then all of a sudden, it's a fan. Yeah, and I was not privy to it because I was like, partyin' it up and enjoying my life.

I didn't know until two days later. Like, true. Yeah, Friday, Friday, yeah. It came out on like TMZ and as you talked about you did TMZ live, like I kind of know that TMZ has this little stick about like if they're saying it, it's true, but I had people sending it to me, and I'm still like, wait a minute,

I was just with them two nights ago. There's no way. And then bam. Bam, it's just a hit. Oh my gosh. Okay, I want to get back to you. So fuck the scan of all thing. You know how we all feel.

You do get, yeah, exactly. I'm, you know, decided to say my piece and... No, and I'm so glad you did, because you did. You got some, you got a we all feel. You do get. Yeah, exactly. I'm, you know, decided to say my piece and... No, and I'm so glad you did because you did. You got some. You got a lot of work. And I have clearly have opinions. You went on dates with her.

I dated him. We love our friend Ariana and this is all fucked up. Yes, it is. But let's get back to you for a minute. Okay. We're going to take a real, real turned here. Are you ever going to consider to cut your hair again? Oh.

Are you really feeling the long hair? And you don't have to do it. I love the long hair. Messaged for everybody. Don't ask me to cut the long hair. Don't say like, you look better with the long hair. No, I'm keeping it. Okay.

I just think whichever way you decide to go, it just works for you and hair. Yeah, exactly. But I like, let's see, like when I cut it in seasons five and six, I felt like a part of me left. It's like Samson losing his power, you know? So, I don't know. I just, I like, you know, I've, you think hair like adds to the pirate outfit or, you know, because I wear fake dreadlocks.

Okay. But it's still like, you're a pirate, though No, because I wear fake dreadlocks. Okay. But it's still like your pirate-y, though. Right. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But I mean, I just, I like the long hair. It makes me look unique.

We have another fan question in regards to that. Uh-huh. So, fan question. Do you ever wear your pirate outfit for roleplay? Or have you ever? Would you ever? What roleplay are we talking about? Any kind of sexual like romantic role play.

Are you like? Yeah, exactly. Well, you know, I guess Brilla was a role player. Yeah. Like are you into role play? I don't know. I know we're friends, so maybe this is weird. But like I personally like, I wish that I could be into role play

because I feel like it'd be really fun for me and Luke, but I'm also like, I feel like stupid and I don't know if I can really do it. But like a ton of fans are asking if you wear it for roleplay or romantic or sexual fun stuff. No, no, no. Unless I'm a guest burrilla. Would you be open to it if that was requested?

If you had a girlfriend? Or a guest on. Oh, to. The song from Beauty and the Beast. When it was a bad A4, doesn't it? We call him guest on. The girls and I call him the son. Oh, wow.

Oh, roughly the size of a ball. Beast. Maybe I'll start considering it now. Maybe. If it's requested, I've had request for me, and I still have those leopard print speedos. So I'm like, okay, I'll strip for you. Yes, you could be, you could wear speedos like the way Brock does.

I feel like you guys are like similar in that way. Brock just chopped all his hair off, but like when Brock had like a man bun in the long hair and you guys both were in Speedo's, it's like a duo. It's like a, it isn't cool. It's like a real, real like wrestle mania, like women vibe duo. Yeah.

Tag team at WrestleMania, there we go. I feel like I'd have to shave my legs to wear a speedo or to pull it off. If you ever shave your legs. I'm never gonna wear ao or to pull it off. If you ever shave your legs. I'm never gonna wear a speedo, but if I do. If you ever shave your legs, I'm breaking up with you. My legs can't be hairier than yours. That's fucking weird.

Well, my chest is, I shave my chest. Do you shave your chest? I, yeah, this is funny. I shave my nipples. Well, I shave my nipples too. Not my whole chest, but they get like bushy around my nipples. I'm like, it's weird. So I just like, I tweezed like the few little hairs that have TMI Peter.

Sorry. Girls get it too, but I don't get like, busher on my nipples. Like, I get nipple blush for sure. But if you, you know, if you blush, that's a nipple. If you shave your legs, I would be so insecure. Okay, well, then don't ever ask me to put a speed on, because I would be so insecure. Okay, well then don't ever ask me to put a speed on because I would be insecure about all the upper leg bush that would be around the speedo that I'm not trying to display. You look like Janet. I don't know what?

Janet has a blush. It's a full mother. Oh my god. Good job. Okay, another fan question. Would you ever consider going on the bachelor? Yes. You would?

Yeah, it's funny because some of my friends have asked. A computer for Bachelor, and I know we know producers that it used to work on that show. I will nominate the living hell out of you. Yeah, let's do it. I don't mind. I'm putting it out. I'm manifesting right now into the universe.

I'll do it. I'll do the Bachelor. Bachelor for the Bachelor. Would you do the Bachelor at,? To be there with 30 dudes. No, no, no, I'm good. A, yeah. That's a different scenario. That's a different scenario.

Because I, I, I, I'm, yeah, that's, yeah, this is a very different scenario. What, when I see you. Wait, not to catch you off. Can I have some wine? Absolutely. Awesome. I only drink a few things.

I drink water, wine, and tequila. Like Jesus. You drink all the Jesus drinks. I just drink water and wine. And sometimes tequila. So I'm, and tequila. Like Jesus. You drink all the Jesus drinks. I just drink water and wine, and sometimes tequila. So I'm right there with Jesus. You say Jesus drinks. I don't know Jesus drank tequila. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm right there with Jesus.

Just water and wine, that's it. Okay. And then the tequila I added on, thank you Lord. But you're Hispanic, so you drink Jesus drinks tequila. And Jesus drinks tequila as well, baby. Jesus, make us double show. Mm. Hispanic so you drink Jesus drinks tequila. Jesus drinks tequila as well baby. Jesus I love this so much. Oh yes because you guys are talking about football. Season your.

I used to be a theater teacher. Peter teach me tiny bits of Spanish when we would go on Banner Pump Rules, Mexico trips. So that's what we were just doing. Yes, we're not. We're not in the territory. We're not in the territory. Okay, so literally right when you walked in,

whenever I think of you, talk to you, whatever, I always think about like your love for sports, especially football and. Yeah, no, it's not really love for sports. It's just like, I like to watch the NFL. That's pretty much it. So what do you look for in a girl? Do you have a checklist?

And is one of, this is literally my question from me. Is there a checklist and is liking football on that checklist? No, that's not on the checklist. I could not date a guy who doesn't like football. There you go. That's on my checklist. That's not on my checklist. I should not date a guy who doesn't like football. There you go. That's on my checklist. That's not on my checklist. Yeah.

I should have known Sanitalka. He doesn't watch sports. But I could not date a guy that didn't watch football. I would be like, you're so boring. I don't know what to do. Yeah, it's kind of. But what do you have a checklist? Or do you just vibe it out?

I just find of, yeah, vibe it out. I don't have a checklist. It's a great list, sir. No, that's a great list. It's like, you know, just don't really, I don't have a checklist. The greatest, sir. No, I'm, that's a great idea. It's like, you know, just don't change me. Don't try to change me. Yeah, I feel like a checklist. Let me stray into the past, honestly.

Don't, don't, don't, when you start focusing too much on certain qualities. My number one thing is don't try to change me. Totally, you vibe and they're comfortable with themselves. You're comfortable with yourself. There you go. That's how it works. I think it can always be small things where it's like, this is like a little

dick of mine. Can we kind of compromise on that dick or whatever? But I fully agree with you about trying to change someone. I had an ex-boyfriend as of late, my boyfriend before Luke, who just wanted to change everything about me, would tell me that I was like, refer on the edges. I was he referred a class here version of me. He didn't like what I did for a living. He didn't want me to do a podcast. He wanted me to do all these different things. And because I was so wanting to be like a wife and a mother. I

thought, if I just listen to this person, that's the correct thing. Thank God that didn't last long. So I love that you stand for don't try to change me. No, I'm not gonna try to change my partner, don't try to change me. You know? Like, if you get to know somebody, why would you wanna change them?

You're gonna kind of know initially within the first couple of dates, like what type of person they are, unless they're hiding something Have you ever considered opening your own restaurant because you have so much experience in the restaurant? Okay, well, I'm considering it. So it's something you would Have yes, okay, amazing another fan question. You're ready Peter. Absolutely. Okay. How do you feel about taking photos with fans while you're at work? I love it.

Whenever I hear people like, oh, I didn't want to disturb because no, no, no, no. If I don't have time at the moment, stick around. I'm going to take a picture with you. I love that. I will always take a picture. Unless our drunk assholes were saying mean things, which I assume doesn't happen to you. It doesn't happen. It's happened one percent of the time.

Correct. I agree with you. I think that's all the time. I will stop everything. Or if you understand that people want, that they come to want to take a photo with you. They come for the experience, and I'm part of the experience. Right.

So I will take a picture with every one. So you guys don't be shy. Ladies don't be shy. You can ask him. He's abruptly honest. And if he doesn't have time in the Moment he will make time for you stick around I will make sure to come by okay, we have two more questions Okay, this is another fan question. Do you have any fun celebrity stories working at sir? Whether it was like someone you enjoy I mean what?

I have so many whether it was like someone you enjoy. I mean, what? I have so many that like- I don't wanna say it. Okay, well I- I'll say it, I'll say it. I'll give you a story. You wanna a story? Like I got to wait on John Fogarty and his wife.

I'm talking like a million trillion years ago. And it was one of the highlights of my whole entire life. I waited on Britney Spears. I waited on Madonna and that wasn't great. I waited on Britney Spears, I waited on Madonna, and that wasn't great. I waited on her brother, that was a little weird. I waited on Bob Saga at Rustin P's. Like, I have so many cool moments where I'm like,

it was so, oh my gosh, I can't believe I got to like, meet this person. Yeah, you just come in all the time. I'll patina those a diet coke with a lime. Yeah, he was. So just like, do you have anything that sticks out to you? Obviously, you've waited on a ton of celebrities in your time. But is there like any cool people that like really struck you

where you're like, other than Al Pacino does? But like, there was like a really cool person, you know? The fact that we've waited on Al Pacino is like, fucking awesome. Other than John Fogarty, my favorite person that I've ever waited on was Clive Owen, the actor. I had a massive crush on and I was so super nervous and he looked me dead in the eye and I like couldn't form a sentence

and I feel, I think I probably drooled or like spat or something. I was so nervous. He looked me right in the eye and he was like, I think I probably drooled or like spat or something. I was so nervous. He looked me right in the eye and he was like, I'll take the beat salad. I'm like, I'm so, like I'm wet right now. This is gonna bother me.

I can't remember that. I'm gonna go rub one out and the girls bath while I drink my wine that I had clive. This is gonna bother me. I cannot remember that guy's name. Who is someone you waited on that you were just like, this is so cool. Or so wild.

I don't know. It wasn't wild, they're cool. It was just me doing my job. Okay, who was it? Selena Gomez. Now I'm so fucking jealous I could die. I'm obsessed with her. Yeah, well I didn't know who she was at the time. I mean, I heard the name, but you like bringing certain people in. I'm just like, okay, cool awesome. Sit here and there, right?

I don't know. I'm so sorry. I'm certain people are gonna look like. I don't know who, you know. So, okay. Why did you act like an idiot in front of her or something? I didn't act like an idiot. I actually like a manager. Okay. Okay, so what happened was her people called it as like, oh Selena wants a table, you know, so we sat on the table 16.

And everyone was freaking. That's where all the celebs sit, guys. There you go. And everyone was freaking out. And I was like, you guys, if you can't be professional, I'm taking the table and everyone was like, freaking out, I was like, okay, fine, I'm taking the table. If I had worked there and Peter, I just wanna say,

if I would have been working there at that point, I would have cut off my left tip, I would have shoved you in the dumpster and taken that table. Well, good luck to shoving me in the dumpster. Okay. I would have drugged you somehow, cut your Achilles tendon,

that's what I said. There's more table. Peter, here's some mouth back. It's really good. And I have a shot, it's a killer for you. So how does the experience, she's stunning, gorgeous, beautiful. Yeah, yeah, but I didn't know who she was at the time.

You know, I just heard like, you know, oh, Jay Justin Bieber, who I didn't even know what the, who I didn't know we looked at. I'm like, I'm very kind of in my own little world. Let's just put it that way, you know. That's fair. I'm gonna back you up just saying, Luke is in a pop culture guy.

Yeah, there you go. You have to share. I'm aware of a lot of people, but you throw out some of your names. I mean, like your name is to me as far as. I know who Brad Pitt is and George Clooney, you know, and Charlie Sderon, but you, I mean like a singer, oh no, I'm, you know, and Charlie's there on, but you,

I mean, like a singer, oh no, I'm, you know, just kinda. So you got to wait on Selena. So I'm like, okay, so nobody wants to be professional, I'm taking the table and everyone's like, I don't know if I can be for it, I was like, okay, everyone's shut up, I'm taking the goddamn table, Jesus.

So anyway, they show up, I go up and I'm like, oh hey, how's it going? In the Selena's, I'm like, hey, Peter, how you doing? I'm like, oh hey, how's it going? And Selina's all like, hey Peter, how you doing? I'm like, hi, I'm assuming you're Selina. Cool, awesome. Okay, and then they were like, okay, so we want to order drinks. I was like, I go to Selina, I was like, are you over 21?

Because she looks very young. Yeah, she's beautiful. She's like, Peter, I'm 24, I don't know, I can't remember. And I was like, I don't know, you look young. Which is a great compliment. Yeah, I was like, am sorry like you look young, you know and so yeah, that was it That's that's basically my Want an experience Peter give us a they all wanted to take pictures of me and it was fun, you know, that was it

Selena Gomez is a goddess She you guys have not watched her YouTube She's a two documentary that is about her and her struggles with mental health and her entire journey and the first time I watched it I watched it three times in a row So then I watched it, you watched it three times in a row. And then I watched it six more. And then if you want to date me, you know, we can go out. So. Any of you ladies, let me remind you, Peter, Madrigal is single and ready to bangle.

I'm just. OK, so I have one last question for you. Yes. I was stalking your Instagram. Oh dear God. And I saw what your website is listed. Oh yes. It says number one guy in the group.com.

It's actually number one with the numeralguy.com. Yeah. Fucking brilliant. Oh, thank you. Good for you. Thank you. I like pissed myself laughing, but also was like applauding you and giving you

a standing ovation for taking that fucking. The only thing I say is, I don't know what you're going to use it for, but you need to put a picture of Ariana on there. I'll put a picture of Ariana on there, but my picture is dominating all of it. And in this current moment, deserves to be the number one guy in the group.

All right, well, I'll contact her and see if she wants to like do something. You could do like a bi-weekly thing or like a monthly thing. I'm gonna have to texture about it, but I brought you some gifts from that particular number one guy, store.com. Show me right now. Oh, yeah. Show me right now.

Okay, all right. This is hilarious because I bet jokes about the number one guy in the group. I'm so excited. But stop it right now. You guys were gonna post this on Instagram. Also, it smells like absolute heaven. This candle. Consolidate me. Consolidate me. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still very intelligent.

Here we go. Here's the next one. I love presents and you know what? I should tell my mom more when they're like, what kind of presents you want? I want candles. Fuck yourself. You guys. He's a fucking candle that's a starter pony.

That's hilarious. Nice work. Peter winning at life starter pony and they can get this all at that what at the website. Number one guy dot com. It is on Peter's bio on Insta and then we have oh my god. This is for me not for you Luke. Sorry. Oh my god. I am so jealous as an owner of a t-shirt line. I have a, oh my god do you guys go to my fucking Instagram right now, Ampeter's and there's a t-shirt. What is it called where it's a Kathmand?

It's a centaur. It's a centaur for sure. And it says ain't no starter pony. That's awesome. I'm gonna wear this every fucking day until I burn holes through it. You're a goddamn genius, Peter. I love you.

Oh, thank you. Peter, what is your Instagram now? Peter underscore magical. Okay, we've changed it. Yes. And then just like give us a, you've so much shit going on. So yeah, my Twitter is L.O.P.J. Madrigal. Instagram is Peter

underscore Madrigal, which is the same as TikTok, Peter underscore Madrigal. And my website now is number one guy dot com with the numeral one. So it's number one guy dot com. And I am going to plug the living shit out of it. Because these are the best gifts. Maybe I've ever gotten in my entire life. It says one light, one opportunity. Absolutely fucking brilliant.

Peter, I love you so much. Thank you so much. I'm like, I'm like nuking this whole thing for morbid. I'm not joking. I love you. I'm taking a blowtorch at everything. I'm so happy you came on. This was so much fun.

Thank you. Thank you for having me on. Thank you. Your fans, our listeners, everyone's going to fucking be obsessed. This was a blast. There was. It was a great time. Good to get to know you better. We've been around each other a few times. We've never really had a good conversation. Well, because you know, I'm always enjoyed myself with the bar and my kind of drunk all the time. You know what I mean? Okay, but now, you know, like I said, I'm I was away from all this stuff and then they just drugs me back in. now, you know, like I said, I'm, I was away from all this stuff and then they just drugged me back in. Yeah, you have one kiss and all of a sudden you're in the middle of the scum devol.

Oh, well, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm nookin this whole thing for more of it. I don't give a sh, I don't give a damn who I upset at this point. You know what, that is what we do. Fuck them. Let's thrive. Hashtag team, Ariana, hashtag team Peter. Well, I love you so much. Thank you for coming over and thank you for Fuck them. Let's thrive. Hashtag team Ariana hashtag team Peter. Well, I love you so much. Thank you for coming over and thank you for bringing on everyone.

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