Sex, Love, and What Else Matters - VPR From the Start – S2 E1

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

Episode 63. Kristen and Luke recap the VPR Season 2 Episode 1: “A Catered Affair to Remember” Sponsors: Kitsch is offering you 30% off your entire order at MyKitsch.com/doute Visit OliveandJune.com/DOUTE for 20% off your first Olive and June System! Follow us: @kristendoute @luke__broderick Email us: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's up Baves. Oh my goodness. I can't believe we're doing this Luke. Welcome back to VPR from the start. We will be recapping Vanderpump Rules Season 2. Season 2, and we're going to keep pushing on. And we're going to keep pushing on. Back by popular demand. Yes. So, you guys, for obvious reasons, I wasn't really thinking ahead when we started doing these recaps that Season 2 and a couple other seasons might be a little difficult for me. So if you are watching along with us, and this is your first time going back

to the earlier seasons of Anthem Brawls, you will find out why the season was a little rough for me to go back to. But like Luke said, the demand was noted, so here we are. And all I ask of all of you is to be entertained and follow along with us if you want to relive the past. If you've seen it before, I'll give you some of the inside info like we did on season

one. But just be gentle with me. That's all. That's all I ask. You ready to do this? I'm ready. Let's go. All right.

So, VPR season two, episode one, a catered affair to remember. And boy do I remember that catered affair to remember. And boy, do I remember that catered affair? Oh, so it opens with Kristen and Lisa, kind of getting upset with each other. I guess Kristen's upset about something, gets set home. Can you elaborate? Yes, so my God, I have not watched the season you guys

since it aired in 2014. We literally filmed this 10 years ago, a freaking decade ago. And the second it opened, I remember, this was another sort of housewives mini like crossover with Vanderpump rules. So we're all at Kyle Richards' house, her old house, and she's having a party with all of the housewives and friends there. And we were brought on the staff of Sir to cater this party. And if you didn't watch Housewives,

you kind of don't understand what's going on because all you see is Lisa and I get into it and she kicks me out of Kyle's house. She's like, go home and I'm like, what do you want me to welcome? Ranger. So what happened was I was supposed to be bartending with Tom Sandeball, we were dating at the time.

And I believe, I know that she didn't let me bartend with him. And I believe if I'm not mistaken, Arionna was there, and Arionna got to bartend with Tom. I could be wrong, but I feel like that's what happened. I just remember that's why I was really upset because it felt like my buttons were being pushed for a reason. Obviously, because we were filming a fucking television show, but I didn't know that at the time.

So I get pissy, and I leave't know that at the time. So I get pissy and I leave. So that's kind of what happened. And Luke, what did you think about my little fit? It was so quick and I don't watch. I haven't seen the house wife episode, so I was kind of lost. So that's why it was good that you were able to film me in on the extra context of that.

I asked you, I was like, wait, was this like filmed earlier? Was this a pick up scene? Yeah, like how do we miss? Yeah, what do we miss here? It was a weird way to like, if you're only watching Vanderpump rules, it is a little weird because you're like, wait, so they're at this thing and now there's just black and white, like, you know,

throw back to like five minutes ago or something like that. It was a little weird. But that's the context, that's what happened. I think that my buttons were just being pushed because they knew that I was gonna react because it was a little weird, but that's the context. That's what happened. I think that my buttons were just being pushed because they knew that I was gonna react because it was a trigger. Right, right, right. So after you go home,

Shina comes into scene and it's her and Brandy, like right out the gate. The tooth gate, the fucking tooth gate. Brandy, of course, calls it out. And says, Shina, what's really your tooth? It's a little gray. And then Sheena is like over explaining about her fucking surgery that Brandy clearly doesn't give a shit about.

Brandy's more trying to take digs because as we all know, Sheena hooked up with Brandy's ex-husband. And then Sheena's freaking out. She's crying, Delisa. She's upset about it. And then at some point freaking out, she's crying, Deleesa, she's upset about it. And then, at some point, I remember Sheena then wanted to talk to Stasi. Yeah, so Stasi and Sheena end up

getting in a fight in the kitchen area. Yeah, so they like go to, Sheena basically goes to try to talk to Stasi. Stasi doesn't give Sheena the response that she wants. Like, they're not friends, Stasi doesn't want to be her friend, and Sheena loses her shit. Well, I thought they were friends, so she doesn't want to be her friend, and she and I lose their shit. I thought they were friends,

but it was just Sheena saying, we were in so tight and I'm just so hurt that you didn't reach out to me when I had this surgery, right? Six and a half hours. Yeah, which, okay, I'm gonna tell you guys, but what happened was, because Luke, you don't know this either.

So it was right after, I think it was like, we were done filming the reunion or the finale party of season one. And I didn't go, but like everyone went to like this bar. And it's like a local bar that we all love. And the floor was really wet. Like someone had spilled a beer and she and a slipped. And I've seen the surveillance footage. And it's pretty traumatizing to watch.

I'm not gonna lie. She slips, she falls on her face, or she caught herself on her hands and then slipped in her face, hit the floor. And she knocked out her two front teeth. So it was like pretty fucked up at the time, but however, in hindsight, I'm going, I mean, yes, what happened?

That was pretty shitty and traumatic, but like a six and a half hour surgery. Well, you know what, I've had veneers done. And then I have my veneers removed and I have had crowns put on. And that too is, it's not surgery, but it's like a three, four hour thing in your under. I will also say the reason Katie did not give Shina any grace

because I'm sure most of you remember that many years ago in 2009, Katie fell through a skylight. Katie broke her jaw, her collarbone, her ribs, and knocked teeth out. How would other people know that? That was before filming. Well, because we've talked about it on the show and I think Vanderpump rules fans, like I don't talk to about Katie's traumatic experience. Has that come up yet in Vanderpump though? Not yet in Vanderpump, but it happened far before. Right, right, right. That's why I'm saying people that with where we are now,

I only know about it because what you've told me, I haven't heard it brought up yet. Well, so I'll tell you guys, that's why Katie had zero fucks to give because Katie was hospitalized for weeks and she too had to have implants put in. And anyway, the fucking tooth surgery, it was last season, it was like she has eye and then it was like her sprain ankle. No, it's the fucking tooth surgery. It was last season, it was like she has eye, and then it was like her sprain ankle.

No, it's the fucking tooth. So. Right. So, yeah, after the little stossi and sheina fight and Lisa breaks it up, stossi goes outside to jacks, and they're talking. And so, you know, I had questions for Kristen, because I'm like, wait, what's happening here?

And they get to it pretty quick. Make it pretty obvious that Jackson's fighting to get Stasi back. Oh yeah, because you said, wait, are they back together? I was like, no, no, no. Right. So that whole thing, you know, it'll elaborate further on, but the party wraps and everybody goes to the parlor room.

Yes, where I am waiting having cocktails with my super cute braided hair. Oh, I remember that day, I had Katie braid my hair and I just felt like so pretty. And I was so skinny and so young and it's just like a whole other lifetime. But I do remember this fight with Katie because they were all trying to tell me like,

essentially, and I've been told this for years by all my friends and Tom, when we were dating, was like, Kristen, choose your battles. Like, let's Lisa, you're never gonna win. She's your boss, like, you have to abide by the rules. And I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking roll over and be a doormat, like all of you. And you know what?

Maybe when I was her employee, could I pick my battles a little bit, but as we know now, 10 years later, I'm still being treated the same damn way, and I'm 40, and I have not worked for her. Yeah, I will say from the, I don't know, there hasn't been enough context in this to show how much Lisa seems to despise you from the beginning. I mean, like in the first season, it opens up, she like gives you a slide of saying, the only reason you still have a job is because you had the second highest tips or something like that and that little scene.

It's like, hmm, okay, so she was coming after Chris and to begin with and it seems to keep going. Anywho, in that whole little par-of-the-room conversation, I think yeah, everyone's kind of coming at you, but also saying they're concerned for you, they don't want you to lose your job. Be honest, baby. You look a little drunk at that scene. Oh yeah, I'm sure.

I think we were drunk all the time. I think I weighed like a buck 20. Well you, I guess a little bit more. You like say a little slurred or you're always. Oh for sure. Yeah. It trust me, it gets worse. It gets worse as the season goes on.

Not proud guys, definitely not proud. So yeah, everyone, yeah, vacates the parlor room and Kristen wanted to. Oh, we see Jackson's fucking pickup truck. And I'm like, wow, that pickup truck has had some days. That pickup truck has stolen so much alcohol from Sir, so many, so much alcohol from catering jobs. Also, I mean, I remember, well, it'll come up this season when Jackson got arrested because that's in the, in the teaser sort of. And I had to like go with him to like pick his truck up and drive the fucking truck because he couldn't drive and we've, I don't know, the boys have thrown salsa and pumpkins at that truck before.

It's just like man, the memories, man, the memories anyway. I don't know. It was just like our life back then. Right. It was wild. And just like all the fun days of Sir, like as you see, we're now, you'll see us like working at Sir and like all hanging out together. And it was like, those were the good days. Like we didn't mind going into work.

It was like we're going to go hanging out with our friends and that's why we had a fucking show. I remember enjoying working in that industry. We got a really fun group of people and called out a spring that told you, yeah, brought that up before. So yeah, back to this though. Now we dive right into Tom admitting

his cheating on Kristen a few months prior. It's like, go straight to him in an interview looking, you know, obviously not happy about it, but owning up to it. What he said with last year, like, how many months ago, I did end up cheating on Kristen with a bottle service criminal vague,

as I was like, yeah, ended up doing it. It just was like reminding me so much of scandival. Like what we had, you know, we weren't, we didn't have a good relationship, we hadn't been sleeping together. I ended up doing it. Whoops. Yeah. Like what? She slipped and fell on your dick. Like how did that work out? Anyway, it was just like

again, 10 years later, same shit. Right, right. So yeah, after that little bit, we now cut to shopping for with Lisa, Shina and Pandora.ora shopping for their dual birthday dresses. Yep. It's so vomit-worthy. And listen, I love Pandora. We're not as close as we used to be, but I can't handle the fake British accent. I just can't handle it. I don't understand why.

And Luke, you even noticed later on in this episode, you said, oh, when Pandora's talking to me at the birthday party, you go, oh my God, I hear her slipping in and out of the accent. Yeah. Because she doesn't use the accent unless she's with her parents. And maybe it's like a thing they have that I don't know about like a respect thing or I don't know what it is, but I'm just saying, Pandy, I love you, but the accent only comes out when you're on TV or you're with your parents. So anyway, oh man.

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we're in the valley and oh, that place is just the best. And the owner remembered me and he was like, oh my god, I used to come here all the time. You used to film here. And I was like, yeah, somebody, I love you. Shout out. I haven't tried it yet, so we'll have to do that. Yes, for sure.

But yes, we have Mark there with his Bailey's in tow. Right, and he makes the joke about having the shakes. Yeah, having the shakes. It's just to keep the shakes away. Yeah, kind of an alcoholic joke. Yeah, anyway, the whole point of their lunch there is for Jacks to come and apologize to Stark, Mark, Stossy's dad about the way he treated Stossie and his valiant attempt to get her back. Yes, it's fucking awkward I've seen. It's super awkward.

It is. The whole Steve McQueen thing was the comment release. Yeah, that's such a jacksism. Just, he's like, yeah, man, yeah, he's like, who the fuck is Steve McQueen? Do I have to Google who that is? But also just being like, and then Jack's saying like, oh, so you met Frank.

It marks like, yeah, dead. And basically saying Frank's like a better person than Jack's is like right to his face. And it's just like this awkward tension, but Jack's isn't even like actually trying to apologize. Like barely at all. Like you did. Kind of.

You apologize, but it wasn't well received, obviously. Yeah. He's like, you just compounded mistakes and you just like beating him down and it's like, you're right. I mean, that's true. That's true. It's like what else do you say?

Exactly. Oh my gosh. So that awkward scene wraps up and we cut back to Sir. Yeah. Everyone's kind of having fun. And Lisa comes in looking for Kristen. Shocking. And I just see like, I'm watching this back

looking at Natalie's face, Gierma's wife just going, she's got to play the boss lady, but like Natalie and I are so close, I just knew how terribly uncomfortable that was. And I get slapped with a two week suspension. Halle, Luya. Halle, Luya. So at that time, I just wanted to know context as far as I know you said that like the compensation

for the show wasn't wasn't enough for it. So it definitely sucked to not work for two weeks because we were working like five plus days a week if we could at that time just to like pay rent and stuff. So that was definitely difficult financially because we weren't yeah, we weren't making shit on the show. However, it's like, I'm not gonna fight someone who wants to try to make an example of me by suspending me. I'm just gonna go, okay, so I'm on VK. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, you didn't look happy when you were leaving.

No. Yeah, I'm sure that was good. Well, it was tough too in that scene because Natalie then says, like, as we know, like Tom and I were not doing well We've been dating now like five and a half years and Natalie says well ever since you started dating Tom like which has been years Like she's just noticed like a shift especially over the last however many years and because we weren't doing well It was such like a like a little trigger for me that I Started crying and I'm like,

I don't wanna talk about it, I don't wanna talk about him because I just knew that I wasn't, you know, I just let me accept my suspension and go home. This is not the doctor full moment to talk about my relationship with Lisa. Yeah, no shit. Oh man, well, you got that, got through that, got your two week suspension or vacation,

whatever you wanna call it, unpaid vacation. Unpaid vacation. Yeah, that's a good way to look at it. And we go to the awesome workout scene with Jackson Schwartz. Oh man. I love these little like comic relief scenes that usually consist of just Jackson Schwartz because they're so funny together.

But Jackson, his whole thing in this first episode is like how he wants to see back, how he knows he messed up, but he's sitting here like with Tom, you know, having bro time being like, man, single life, you know, it's so good. I could do whatever I want when I'm single. I could do cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner if I want to. Look, do you guys talk like that? Okay, not currently, right? Although you and Jacks are, you are Jacks sage right now as he was. No, he's older. He's like 34 and this one, 30. Okay, so he's a little older. But just in general, like when you were younger and single,

would you, you and your guy friends talk like that, where you're like, you have a girlfriend that let's say you guys break up or you're having a fight and you're like, man, single life, yeah, that's the best. When you're with your dudes, but then when you're with the girl, you're like, I really want you back. Sure, be honest. Yeah. So guys are sometimes we're just like, man, to be a lot simpler if you just focus on myself. Absolutely. Be like, I'd get so much more done. I didn't have to worry about anything else. It's like, but damn it, is my life better with her? Yeah, but the end of the day it is, even though, you know, it's just give and take. Always, there's always give and take and sometimes you try to look at the other side and

be like, if I was single, it could only just focus on myself for this period of time, I'd get so much more done, be so much more productive. Is the grass greener? Right, exactly. I mean, yes, 100%. Yeah, that was fun. And I don't think that's unique to this age. I feel like I've married friends in their 40s that say the same things at times.

Obviously, it's not how they truly feel. It's not the way they want, but at times of frustration, they're like, ah, it'd just be so much simpler if it was just me. Yeah. I'd crush it on Tinder. Oh, that's what they all say. And then Katie's hair color comes up.

I gotta say, it's the first thing I said when this show opened, or when she came in, I was like, what is up with Katie's hair? And- So I'm not gonna lie. I really liked it. Really? I did.

I feel like Katie is the one person can literally pull off any hair color, any haircut, any style. And she owns it and makes it a part of her vibe. But I know that most people hated it. I mean, Katie's a beautiful girl, and I don't think that hair did her any favors. That's what most people say, yeah. It was just, I think my opinion might stand on its own,

but I really liked it. I thought it was fun and different. And yeah, she was said, and he made a comment he made, landed them on the couch for a night or something like that. Yeah, so. No one cares. It's fair. Yep, yep. and yes, Shward said, he made, comment he made, landed him on the couch for a night or something like that. Yeah, so. No one cares.

It's there. Yep, yep. So here comes a deeper talk. Kristen talking about Tom cheating. Tom leaves for work and Stasi comes over to the apartment. Mm-hmm. This is just so reminiscent of so many different times throughout my friendship with Stasi of like now,

I can kind of see it even though this is what friends are for right your friends are there to listen to be there for you and to maybe give advice But just to listen however, I can see in hindsight that How much longer you know can this go on for when your friends are hearing about your relationship falling apart and being shitty for years and years and years and years and like You're not doing anything about it, But this talk was very reminiscent of like season season eight, I think or season seven when I was dating Carter and she was just like, well still here for you, but you're not happy. Like, what are you doing? And it is definitely, it is frustrating being a friend to someone that is never saying anything positive about their partner.

It's like, I don't know what you want me to do here. I can't keep listening to the same thing. Do guys do that too? Sometimes. Okay. Good to know. Yeah. They just won't take action and that all they do is complain or say negative things about their partner. And it's like, it's about impossible to support you in this situation. You got to take action or not talk about that because we've heard it 500 times. That's reality from the friend standpoint. It's very difficult. Yep, absolutely. And so then I go explaining in my interview by how I caught said hooker.

Right. Bon service girl. So what really happened was this biotch created a fake account on Twitter that was, and she like catfished this like 19 year old from like the UK like her photo and started DMing me saying that her friend hooked up with Tom in Vegas because Jackson Tom were in Vegas for a modeling job. So that's when I called Katie and Stasi. I rallied the troops. We went right to work. Like I said, like went through a phone bill, found all these Vegas numbers and just started calling all of them. And most of them were like his modeling agency until I get to a girl's voice mail.

And I was like, you stupid son of a bitch. And then Stasi actually called Jacks when they were on their driving home from Vegas and was trying to get it out of him because her tits and her vagina are glittering and made of gold. So Jacks is going to like, her tits and her vagina are glittering and made of gold. So, Jackson's going to like tell her anything to get her back. So he like sort of admits it, but he's in the car with Tom. So this is all stuff that happened like off camera. And then how I really found out, Luke, you're going to love this.

Guys are so dumb. Tom gets home immediately takes a nap, like goes right to bed. I'm not shitting you. His backpack is laying on the floor and Literally fault what fell out of his backpack was a little piece of paper with her phone number on it. Oh my goodness Like did you want me to catch you? Oh, man. I didn't go through the back. I would admit it It was just sitting there staring me in the eye. Anyway, Stassi's infamous line, Sherlock Holmes has nothing on a woman's scorned.

It's pretty, pretty on point and that's certainly Kristen's forte. Luckily, I don't have to do that with you. It's a good thing, yeah, I don't give you a reason to do that. Not at all. And you might be surprised, I've got some pretty good Sherlock Holmes abilities too.

Do you? Better not cross me. Oh my God, we're gonna have to talk about that in sex love and what else matters. Okay. That's great, great topic. All right, so now we get to the party prep. It's a really quick, Shina and Pandora's party prep.

Right before everyone comes in, people Pandora and Shina saying how they, was that when they said that they don't wanna see you? I don't know. No, they said that like with Lisa before or something. Oh, they're speculating on who's coming. Yes, speculating on who's coming yet. It was like, well, if Kristen's going to come, I don't know why it's Pandora's like, I

mean, she's not going to come for me. I'm like, okay, Pandora, I'm way to try to be cool. Just because you gave Shina the most hideous shoes I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay, so yeah, everyone comes in. We get to where everyone's sitting down and everyone's talking about Kristen and Shina and Pandora don't want to see Kristen and it's just because of

Lisa and I think at this point, Shina looks like she just wants to be a Vanderpump. She's like, adopt me. Like I want to be part of this family. It's so awesome and luxurious is the vibe I'm getting from her. Yeah, it's like how I want like, Kris Jenner to adopt me. Mine's less pretty though. Oh man. Yeah, it's like how I want like, Chris Jenner to adopt me. Mine's less pretty though. Yeah, what I mean. I think back in those days, the thing is like, I love Shina, but she just, she didn't want it to be liked. She had like, a bit of an ego, but like, her self-esteem was not

very great. As you can see, she just wanted to, she's like, dying to be Sossi's friend. Right. That's all she'd like wants is to like the little check of approval by Stasi. And we used to say this stuff back in the day and I feel like she would probably deny it, but you can't deny what you see on camera. And you know, in this time sitting here after that whole conversation they cut to, they say, why are we all talking about Kristen? Anyway, they move to Stasi's famous if she ruled the world. She ruled the world. If you the world, and if you cheated.

Yeah, if you cheated, and it would be, I can't remember everything, but it was like, it would shoot a mid evil on your ass. Everyone remembers these wonderful Stasi little isms and her little quick witty bites. And she's like, they would be drawn and quartered. I would stuff their limbs.

So the party then basically basically the dinner wraps, party moves to the bars and Chris and Tom show up. Dun dun dun. Super awkward. I try to talk to Pandora. I remember that outfit. I love that outfit. Do you remember leaving Tom explaining to, oh, sorry, what's the girl's name? Tina. Tina. Yeah. Okay, so you and Tom walk up and have a conversation, a brief conversation with Tina, you basically say hi and bring up Tom cheating and then say,

Well, Tina says like, so I've been hearing some things, like, is it true? I was like, did he cheat it on me with the girl in Vegas? Yeah, but it is. Okay, you guys can talk about it by. Yup. I used to do a lot of that back then. I would just throw out like an embarrassing jab

and then like leave him in the dust. I was very angry. Mm-hmm. I had a lot of pent up aggression back then. I would just throw out like an embarrassing jab and then like leave him in the dust. I was very angry. I had a lot of pent up aggression back then. Then you went to talk to Pandora. Yep. So then I went to talk to Pandora for a little bit and she was obviously nice to my face than she was behind my back but just like figure it out with my mother and my mother and I are not the same. Well then why are you treating me like that? Okay. But the real kicker was when oh my gosh I'm standing at me and Katie and Stasi are now outside. I wrote smoke break. Oh God. So gross to watch that on camera. So gross. But we're doing that. Sheena comes out and immediately is like, hi, hi, hi,

like, has everyone doing blah, blah, blah. And then her tune very quickly changes because we call her out. I'm like, why are you telling her that we shouldn't be friends? Or why are you saying Katie and I shouldn't be friends? It's none of your fucking business, you know? Right. And this is a theme that happened quite often on Vanderpum broles. Right.

And so she ends up turning around, walking away. And it goes back all up, said, we get to Pandora and her boyfriend. Jason. Jason saying they're better than this and walking off, thinking they're royalty. Yeah. That's what I interpreted. Yeah, me too.

We're better than this. Okay. I'll go for you. Right. And so then, Shina basically tells, not basically, Shina tells Katie to leave, Katie smirk on her face and her shitty attitude and all these things, tells her leave,

she goes to leave and the Schwartz and Shay, things happen. Yeah, Schwartz and Shay, like, get into this, like, well, you say it, because this is funny while we're watching it. Well, Schwartz says, don't take the girl's drama out on me. Like, don't do that, just like, talk to her and he's like, talk to her for what?

Anyway, they push each other or something like that. Yeah, it was like a shove, but everyone was like, oh my god, they're getting in a fight. Oh, Jack's little interview by it. It's like, I never expected, you know, what do you say? I expected them to watch the notebook to try together. Yeah, I expected them to watch the notebook and try it together. Not a full-out duel. Yeah. Okay, if one shove from shorts is a full-out duel. Oh man. But, no, I just thought the weirdest thing though, when they break it up, she goes and cries on Sheena's shoulder and Sheena's eyes are so big. I don't know what's going through her head at that moment, but she's like, what is going

on? Yeah, she's like cuddling him like it's her little boy. She's like, it's okay honey, but her eyes are so wide Like I can't believe that just happened at my birthday party right everyone will be talking about it for weeks me and my party That's how I read it and then Katie and Stasi and shorts leave and Jacks and you and Tom you you and Tom walk off first You to leave first and then there's a little balcony talk she and it comes out to try to talk to Stasi

Yeah, it's not like from her little princess castle and like her to to tar if we called that dress her toddler and Tierra dress Yeah, that's funny, but she's like Katie What are you still doing here and Katie's like mind your fucking business? I'm standing on the sidewalk and she's like Stasi come back up Stasi, where are you going? Oh man, you guys were kids. I know, I know. Oh boy, it was a lot. I think is that where they kind of left it, right?

It wraps with them leaving and then to come and then it gives you know the whole what's to come in the season. Right, and there's all kinds of drama to come, so stick with us, we'll get to it all. Yeah, Luke went, oh my god, wait, who did Tom St. of all just punch? And wait, what was that? And what was that? I'm like, oh boy, here we go. This was a pretty horrifically epic season. I will say that. Right, man, it's like today, I don't know, I just feel like at this age and the people we hang around, someone gets punched, someone's getting sued. Yeah, totally.

Totally. What are you going to sue someone for? No one had anything at that point, right? Exactly. You guys could hit each other. We're going to see you for the silverware from Surrey that you stole that's in your apartment. Right. No one had anything to go after. Tom and I had Surrey Silverware.

We had Surk classes, candles. Right. In regards to like going after, I just feel like it's an, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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because I don't throw punches. I know, it's always such a weird thing. Like sometimes I'll catch myself, like my sister and I do this a lot where we're like, man, that person just needs to get punched. Like just one time, you know, but I also am like so against, you know, contrary to popular belief, I am not a fan of violence, you guys.

I know that I have laid a hand on someone or two in during Vanderpump rules filming as well as a few of us have, but I do not stand for it. However, some people have punchable fucking faces. They just do. Punchable faces, punchable attitudes, punchable demeanors and personalities. And people, I agree.

There are some people out there that need to get punched in the face. They need to get punched to be taken down a notch. I think they're, yeah, we said this a couple of weeks ago, we were talking about someone who was just like, man, that person either needs to get fired or punched or they need to lose something.

They need to like, really, like you said, just be taken down the notch. Yeah, exactly. And it's my sound weird because I'm against all that now and I never even followed through when I've been hit in the past. I used to think I wanted to be in a bar fight. Like that was a bucket list thing.

I was just like, I think it'd be wild and crazy in like a good story and I don't know. I just thought a bar fight would be kind of something cool and now I've got no interest in being involved in that, but bar fight breaks out. I'm heading for the door. Yeah, you should be on house vibes then. They flip tables and do all sorts of crazy shit.

Oh, no, I should have been, I guess. I'll say in my 20s, let's go five to seven years back. It's probably when I was feeling that way, not at all anymore. Yeah, you would have been fun on Vanderpump Rules then, because there's a lot of drink throwing back that went down back then. And as you see in the clips to come,

Tom Schwartz dumping a drink over Katie's head. Oh, the drink throwing. That's such a theme in this whole series. I really is. It's like I've never had a drink intentionally thrown on me, like been spilled drinks or like, I don't know. Anyway, and I've never thrown a drink on anyone and I just just seems like I don't know there's so much pettiness. Welcome to Sour. It's so pettie. Welcome to Banderpump

fucking rules. Well guys we got through episode one because this is definitely the easiest episode for me of the season. There are going to be some obviously tougher episodes coming up. So I reached out to my good friend Katie Maloney today and asked her if she would join me on this podcast recap for maybe one or two episodes that I prefer not to record with Luke. Okay, and if there's one that you don't want to record, I can record with maybe Rachel or someone else that is clued into all of this.

But it's the past, it's in the past, it's just gonna be a little difficult. But you guys, again, we love you. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you for all the emails, the DMs, all the comments, and we're gonna fucking stick with it. And we're at season two, we're gonna go all the way. We're gonna get through it.

You may have to take a little value before one of these. Yeah, a little volume, little wine. All right guys, well we will talk to you next week. Join us on Wednesdays for Sex, Love, and What All Smatters and every Friday we'll be recapping V interpunk rules season two. Thanks for listening. Bye. Make sure to follow us on social media. You can follow me on all platforms at Kristen Doating and follow Luke on Instagram at Luke Double Under Score Broadred. Be sure to click the subscribe button so you can stay up to date with new episodes every single Wednesday.

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