Sex With Emily - Episode 257 - The G-spot Locator

Episode Date: July 22, 2011

Emily goes to a pool party in Los Angeles with a bucket of dildos. The recession means more sex toys because people need to have an orgasm to feel better about their financial situation. Also, ejaculation etiquette, advanced finger technique to use on women, positions for giving the best hand jobs, and the magical G-spot locator. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Emily. You got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. Oh my. The women know about shrinkage. Is it like common moment? What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off there.

So, so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexthelmy.com and watch the show at sexthelmy.com. It's so easy to do, it's on demand.

You can check out the live show. We do everyday Monday through Friday, one to two o'clock Pacific Standard Time. You can also call in now. And the number is Erichood 415-992-7392. And throughout the hour, we will be taking your calls on any sex or relationship issues You've got that's 415 92927392 and it's Friday and I'm so happy. Hi, man. How are you happy?

Am I happy? I wouldn't say like today is like my happiest day. Yeah, yeah, but I'm good I'm just going out late. I'm not going on Like that. It's all good. We're gonna talk about the elephant in the room right now. Okay, go ahead. Quick. The dog's here, everybody. I know, okay. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh, minutes, you're such an asshole. You know, she's just bringing her dog blah blah blah. Look how cute she is if you're on camera. You can look at her.

The dog is very cute. I love the dog. I'm not saying I hate the dog. Look how cute she is. This is the deal, everybody. Did you take me look alike? Hi. It was the one that made the call to have us do the show here at Stitcher Studios, which

Stitcher is an app you can download for your mobile device. Everyone knows that. For your smartphone, you can listen to the show here at Stitcher Studios, which Stitcher is an app you can download for your mobile device, everyone knows that. For your smartphone, you can listen to the show. They are nice enough to let us use their beautiful studio. They have said not to have dogs, you know, and I'm running out of options here. You know, this is like I said, this is our four studio. But I can't leave the dog alone yet. Okay. Because you're going gonna have to find a situation when you get in situations. That's it.

I understand. I want to bring her again. There's nothing I can do. I want to bring her again. You won't be sex with Emily every single day. I understand. You understand? I'm really sorry, I need you to say it.

I'm just moving on, I'm having a best day. Let's go. Ready, and I, you're yelling at you. I'm just saying, I'm explaining to the listeners. I'm explaining to the listeners. But everyone, check her out on camera daisy. She's so freaking cute. You already know You already know how I feel about everything so I don't need to tell you okay I know I was gonna. I know the way I do that's how are you? I am good and I was a little late today because I wanted to share something.

Okay. And I brought in the audio clip. It's a little long. I tried to shave it down. It's about four minutes. Oh wow, okay. It's four minutes, but it'll be really enjoyable. Okay. I'll tell you this. Because I think I found the woman I want to marry for reals. On this audio clip.

Oh my god. She is from Boston. and I want to marry for reals. You can on this audio clip. Oh my God. She is from Boston. She's blonde, I'll let that go. Okay. And she does video blogs that are huge on YouTube. I had never really heard her before. Okay.

Honestly, her name's even slipping me right now. But every single video that she does has no less than a million and a half. Why would she talk about? She just talks about subjects. Relationships? No. Well, this one is about women and men that I won't want to share. But other thing she does, she does tips like, oh, and she's really funny about it she goes this is how to treat people I mean no this had trick people into thinking that you're really hot when you're not and then she'll do like make up secrets and all this type of stuff funny and but she does it in a hilarious way so I you want to share it now or you want to do now or you want to go through the show first and then we'll

share I think we should go through the show just so people know what's coming up. And then you'll tell me. I'm going to tweet that the show started. Okay. Today's show is we've been reading your emails that you send to feedback at sex.mle.com. You can also do it on Ask Emily. It's so easy in our website right now for you to send in your questions. So we hope that you will.

Some of the topics include premature ejaculation between the breast sex, anal stimulation, and the difference between how men and women are roused. Today, we are gonna continue talking about how to enhance your hand job, as opposed to for women and men, because women, you can give women hand jobs too, and they like it. It's not just about oral sex,

it's about using your hands. So we're gonna get into all that stuff and we've got some sex in the news, and it's gonna be a great, great show, and I can go over the poll real quick, the poll results, what you're doing that. So anyway, what is your favorite pre-sex activity? Okay, this is what we got in our poll.

And you should always go vote in our poll, it's because we got three new polls a week. 9% said watching TV was their favorite pre-sex activity. 13% said watching porn. 38% said taking a bath or a shower. And 40% said dinner on a drink, which is where I am at. Dinner on a drink is my favorite pre-sex activity. All right, our new poll. How often do you watch porn? We want to know. Every day can't get enough of it. We want to know every day can't get enough of it

Number two a few times a week number three once in a while number four never Menace will probably be the never category, right? Do you never watch porn or it's more like every once in a while minutes? I never watch porn unless it like comes across on Internet and my friends like oh check out this funny right right right Because it's like, it's something that is like over the top. This is shock value. Right, well, I watch it a lot now as you know because I have my fire TV box. Fire TV is awesome. There it's the Netflix of porn and we are giving away

to all of our new subscribers and our old subscribers. You get 30 minutes free of fire TV. So we'll be in that soon. I'll be sending that up soon. Yeah. And people are gonna be getting it and you can check it out because it is so cool. It's all the porn that you want.

It is porn for your television, your iPhone, your iPad, what any kind of device you want to watch porn. You can say how are you gonna give it away. I'm gonna give it away on Facebook. On Facebook, yeah. Facebook.com slash sex with Emily. So if you don't like- Facebook.com slash sex with Emily is

where you're gonna be learning about that. So if you don't like the page already, go to the page and like it go like it Like it like it like it like it details will follow details are following. So that's what we got. Did you want? Okay, so we just reviewed the show Anything else you'd share with me except for the fact that you found your your wife on YouTube. I Your future wife on YouTube. Anything else I have to share no, I'm gonna go out with merit to Mary ladies today No, I'm gonna go out with married two married ladies today

I'm gonna go take them out. Okay, really weird cuz I was still talking I was talking to Vanessa my assistant and I was like It feels weird that I'm taking out two married women On on the town. Oh, yeah, dude. How boring is not to talk bad about their men. Yeah the same like I outboarding them if I'm the one that's the- Where's their dudes? Uh, out of state. And where are you gonna take them? Uh, I decided I'm gonna do comedy club first. Oh, good. Charlie Murphy, Eddie Murphy's brothers in town.

Oh, is he funny, Azeti, or is he just trying to be- I've seen before he's funny. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, and then, um, yeah, and then we might go club after her. Okay, I just canceled my date for tonight. What? And I feel really bad, but I'm going to LA in the morning and I have my thing before I leave town

that I kind of freak out and I got a pack and I got to do all this stuff and I'm going to LA for meetings, not for fun, although I am going to a Valleboo Beach party tomorrow, which I'm very excited about. But besides that, it's all meetings, Monday and Tuesday all day long. So I'm like, he wants to go to dinner at 9.30 tonight

and it's like a six-course meal with like wine and all the stuff, like every course has a wine pairing. And it's gonna be, this is really nice and I just can't handle it. I can't and I'm feeling busy. So I'm not gonna go. So I cancel, is that mean? Is that mean to cancel the night?

Cause I want to get up super early so I can make it and go to LA and get everything done. Okay, you're playing your DVD. No, no, I'm just getting ready. You don't have to stop everything. I know. I'm just whatever. I'm just you're all weird right now. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm sure you don't want to share. You can be honest. If you don't want to share. I can be honest. I'm just really stressed out. Really stressed? Yeah. Yeah, I'm just not I think that's going around Yeah, I have a friend Let's just have fun. Don't cares. She wants me to take her to the hospital today. Why? Because she's like has like hair falling out because she's stressed

Everyone's stressed. There's too much information too many things happening Yeah, lots and then I got a dog all of a sudden that I have to like walk all the time Which I love but there's a lot of walking involved. I know she's over there now. Yeah, nothing's ever that serious like chill You're not gonna die all right so Chill and have fun and you're gonna enjoy this clip of my wife that I found go for I just got to warn you What it's four minutes. It's a long time. I might fall asleep. It's a long time My A.D. is like two minutes 20 seconds.

Roll your eyes, but I swear that the listener to trust me on this one, the listeners are really going to enjoy it. Okay. So put back your feelings on it. You can comment on it. Okay. I'm going to, and then the only thing I got to warn is there's some kind of like weird porn music playing the background. Does she do that? No, she doesn't do porn, but it's just- She plays porn music. No, she doesn't play- I'm saying it's porn music. Okay. It's just music that she has in the background. Does she do that? No, she doesn't do porn, but it's just... She plays porn music. No, she doesn't play, I'm saying it's porn music, right? It's just music that she has in the background. You don't love her music choices. No.

It sounds like porn, but you're gonna marry her anyway. And you can change your music taste when two guys get married. Yeah, I will. Or before. Okay, so... What's her, we gotta give her name. Man, I'll look it up and...

Look it up on the website later. Okay. You ready? I'm ready. I love this chick Here we go And it's gonna be awesome So those of you that are familiar with my channel I Occasionally do things like this when I have something to say and I say it What I have to say has to do girls and I know that a lot of girls watch my video, so maybe it's not a bad idea for me. So I was at a conversation with one of my guy friends

and he's like dating girls and they're having that awkward like who should pay for the first day conversation, which is weird enough as it is and that's its own debate on them itself. But we started to get more and more into talking about these gender roles that people have. And my point was that I was fucking so sick of hearing all these girls be like, oh there's a double standard, like, well guy can sleep with tons of girls and that's fine, but girls can and they're slut. And then you got your feminists that are all like girl power, like we are all equal rights, we want to be treated exactly the same as guys, we want jobs, We want this. We want that, which is all all good.

Great. Thank you for fighting for us. Great. But then they turn around, and I'm talking how do our sexual women, they turn around, and they still have these old ass gender roles where they're looking for their prince charming and their knight and shining armor.

And the guy you're supposed to pay for everything, the guy you're supposed to take care of the guy is supposed to take care of them I mean you want to talk about double standard you want all the rights that a guy has you want to be treated exactly like a guy You want you know the same respect same everything and yet you want them to take care of you I mean how many girls you know like this? They're like I won't do the guy unless he buys me X Y and Z and you pay Is for dinner and I don't know women like that. And their main goal in life is to basically find a rich guy to take care of them forever. But yet they want all the same rights as a man.

And they sit around and they're like, we are at all the good guys. How come no, I'm on to date me and buy me shoes and take care of me, I need to get my nails done. I mean, I'm sorry, here's a reality check for you. These are the gift giving holidays. Your birthday and like Christmas Hanukkah, that kind of Kwanda, whatever,

whatever you celebrate in the winter time. Those are the gift giving holidays. I mean, someone gives you flowers on Valentine's Day, that's like super nice. But like, you do not need fucking presents and trinkets and fucking shit all day every day, okay? Princess, you do not need that. No, no.

When was the last time you- I know why you're a poor brownie. I'm fucking a brand new pair of sneakers. The Air Force won't send you your fucking- When was the last time you bought a new suit? When was the last time you fucking did any of that for him? Why the fuck should he do that for you? Like, how can you want to be treated as an equal?

I get it. And complain about double standards. When you hold the biggest double standard ever And especially in this economy it's like Okay, you you have all the same rights as a guy and Perhaps maybe your job is better than the guy that you're dating Doesn't that make you breadwinner aren't you the ones supposed to be taking them off dinner and fucking take care of them? Like the fuck if we were to just expect a guy to buy you shit just because you were born with a vagina is Absolutely out of control. So probably girls out there. They're real sad saying I am cow-cheap hogging dogs and reading

Cosmo about how no guys will date you and fucking buy you everything and you have high standards for that Wear of all the good men. They're dating other girls that fucking get it right while you're sitting around completing and trying on your different pearl necklaces putting on your different poachos and fucking khaki skirt with your pastel colored color polo shirt whatever while you're being stuck up bitch the rest of us are out earning our own money buying our own shit oh yeah and then and then after I buy my own shit yeah then maybe maybe I'll fucking take you on dinner I really hear you want a beer. Yeah, let's go out for fun now. It's on me Whatever I mean like unless you're at home taking care of his babies because you can't work because you've got a baby

Then you know you should be fucking making your own money or unless he's like super super super fucking rich And maybe he really wants to take care of you fine. I mean girls I've got to thank if you're looking for a guy take care of you. Fart! I mean girls, that's too thin. If you're looking for a guy, take care of your life. Fart! Go for it. But don't sit around and fucking complain to the rest of us how no one wants to buy you fucking shoes and clothes and give you a free ride for life because you have ticks and a vagina unless you want to be treated like a pair of ticks and a vagina.

Boom! That's all I would say about that. Oh god, I love her. You love her, huh? I get it. You know, I don't- I know where to like God, I love her. I love her. I got it You know, I don't I know women like that. I don't I do not have any friends who are not earning their own living Women do they exist in the world they exist in the world They're not my friends in San Francisco. It is so good. All my friends of jobs all my friends work even my friends with kids work

I love it. I know I know I love her Have you watched all her videos? I watched some other videos She does the one that she says how to trick people To thinking that you're hot when you're fucking ugly. Right is so she hot. She yeah, she's hot She does the way that she does that video is she has none of her makeup on or any her hair and stuff like that And then she just goes through the process of putting on makeup and everything and it is so it's so cool. Wow. That's awesome. Really funny. Okay cool. Check it out. You can see why I love it. I get it. We'll post it on the site. I want to marry a chick. I'll find her. I'm so glad you found where does she live. This is a problem. She lives in Boston.

Oh Boston. Fummer. Oh, but I'm gonna have to get travel miles or something. How will the show you think I would say Mid or late 20s, okay good men is good. Yeah, I Don't know many women who feel that way anymore, but I get that the existence. She's funny I appreciate is hilarious super funny super funny. I did enjoy that I enjoyed that a lot Yes, I did I didn't just because I enjoyed that a lot, menace. I'm really good. No, you did. Yes, I did. I didn't just because I know why you love it and so whatever. But like, I get it. I get that there are women like that who sense,

but men, there are men who exist as well, which I always feel like I have to bring this up to you. There are men who want to take care of women who like that's their life journey. Or they think they do. They want women. And do you know what? That's totally fine with you.

And hopefully they'll find a woman who wants We take care of yeah as long as the woman doesn't take advantage of that that I'm perfectly Fine right right, so okay, I say like that too like I told you I'll I'll treat a woman Extremely well, but the longs once they start taking advantage Give me shit that I'm not gonna take any shit. I know, I know, menace. No, and I can't imagine that any girl is gonna take advantage of you.

Yeah, that's that. Well, they get cut off if that happens. I know, I know. But I just, yeah, I can't even imagine that you'd pick out women like that now. Ah, you know, they're undercover sometimes. They are undercover sometimes. Like they're like, oh, no, I'm cool.

I got a job, whatever, everything's good. And then they really like quit and they're like, oh, so the check comes and they go to the bathroom. Like, yeah. Yeah, but I don't quit, and they're like, oh, it's something the check comes, and they go to the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. No, I used to, yeah, whatever.

I offer, I paid, I just actually, I'm paying more now on dates. I'm not saying you had to pay, but you just have to be stopped to offer it. Why? I don't know, I just feel like I didn't for a while, the last guy dated, but now I'm like, I'm gonna pay, I don't even have the money, but I'm paying. I do, I just feel like I didn't for a while, the last guy dated, but now I'm like, I'm gonna pay, I don't even have the money,

but I'm paying. I do, I just feel like I don't know. I always pay, but I just want to go to the office. And then they say, yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, I offered and then they took it. It was like a hundred something dollars in there. What? Yeah, so now I need people to become friends

with benefits members, like pay for the frigging credit card. Yeah, I was being nice and whatever. So I'm excited to go to LA though tomorrow because it's gonna be super sunny and nice. Oh yeah, it's gonna be awesome. And I'm going to like this Malibu Beach party with like all these hot. What?

Is that a sex party? No. I could, it's not a sex party, it's not a sex party. It probably will be sex having. It's like all these like beautiful LA people having a party like after a bikini and shit So many so many crazy things happened in Los Angeles, California. I know my buddy was telling me They had an X girlfriend that moved there and he happened to be in town and he

Decided I'm gonna hang out there and Sometimes people they can go to Los Angeles and be normal right or they get caught up in the Hollywood scene of being you know These party animals and super pretty and all that stuff and he said that He decided to go hang out with her and she goes, oh, I know a party that's going on You want to come she goes this it's a pool party right and let's let's go on through so that he said that he's at this pool party and it's him and There's only one other dude and eight chicks. Okay, and suddenly that This one chick comes out of the house and she has a A big tub like bucket full of dildos

a big tub like bucket full of dildos. And he says that they just start throwing them in the pool and then like the chicks were getting naked and they started doing it, right? With the dildos? With the dildos. They started using the dildos. What a fun party. Okay.

And then I guess he didn't know like any of this was gonna go on. Right. So he started getting shocked. And his ex-girlfriend's like,, do you want to get down with me and one of these other chicks? And he was so thrown off by it like he said no one of his friends and say hey, dude This is really going down. I know oh my god I don't think I'm doing it and then he just like he got freaked out. He got freaked out. Oh my god

He couldn't handle the threesome and I know there's so many guys that are probably. There's so many guys going over. There's so many guys who are like that's bullshit. But it's just like, you know, sometimes you're not ready to be thrown into a sex orgy. Yeah. And you kind of want to be make it be your choosing too. Although usually three some successful three so many of the women's be asked. She's the one who decides it. She's the one who initiates it She's the one that makes happen often times. So he said you never do after that again. Oh my god That's crazy. So they all just started like using dildos and yeah, that sounds super fun But he maybe that'll happen. I'm very he has a very beautiful wife now

Maybe I should bring a right decision. Maybe I should bring a bucket of dildos to LA and spice up the party that I'm going to I just do brain here I like sex family dildo You get a suburro with dildos all the way around the top right people you know how they have those chip hats Yes, or you can eat like salsa out of them Your sombrero is just gonna be filled with dildos Dildos and people can just grab on right. I love it See I come up with million dollars idea all ideas all the time for the show and you just blow me off. I don't play you off I just I don't think I look good in some burrows. They never fit me right

But I could just like stick cute deal those in my beach bag or maybe Daisy could have some on her back or something wait What you're taking the dog the Los Angeles? Of course I'm driving L.A. I just why I'm doing so I'm driving so the dog can come oh So you're yeah, you're really not gonna oh you're gonna sleep with the dog to Los Angeles? Yes, of course. I'm driving L.A. It's why I'm driving. So the dog can come. Oh, so you're, yeah, you're really not gonna, oh, you're gonna sleep with the ex boyfriend, right? No, I'm not gonna sleep with them. Why do you love that? He has a girlfriend. He has a girlfriend. Oh, they don't like that.

What do you, they broke up, whatever. We're friends. It's cool. Why do you dodge yourself? I'm not dodging. I'm not dodging. I'm just six sort of over it. Honestly, I'm sort of over it. I just, he's got a great place and I won't really like him a lot And he's living with one of my best friends now who moved into his place. Oh really? Yeah, you're best friends. So you're one of your best friends to sleep with them. No, they've never saved together They're just really good friends. I met her through him like they've been friends forever. She's hilarious

I'm like, times have they slept together never they've never slept together. I'm my life. They've never slept They just they feel like each other brother and just oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally me that happens Totes do to that totally happens Anyways, I'm not gonna drill you too much today. I can see your stress Okay, I know I've just I've just some days are just some days are just challenging not to like like I just some days are just some days are just challenging not to like like What being a woman? I'm telling you a woman man. Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm all good I'm all good dude. I'm just gonna check out a chill out man. Just got you out Shus is not gonna make anything better at all what I know my it's a waste of emotion. I'm already says

So I'm not stressed. I'm really happy. Okay, let's read um Let's read some sex in the news. So, I'm not stressed. I'm really happy. Okay, let's read some sex in the news. Okay. Okay, this is actually a story that you gave yesterday. The economy sinks, sex, toy sales go through the roof. While America's struggles together, it's current economic shit pit. That's what it says. It's desperate citizens are resorting to interesting methods of relieving their financial

stress. Namely, they're buying lots of sex toys and getting off like crazy. CNBC reported at a time when unemployment is high and make account balances are low. leaving their financial stress, namely, they're buying lots of sex toys and getting off like crazy. CNBC reported at a time where unemployment is high and make account balances are low, people are passing the time by getting busy. So it's a $15 billion industry, and the US and economy of Worson, he said sales

have skyrocketed, a study nine, yeah. So he said, people are doing stay-cations, where they're staying home, and they're trying to save money and gas and lodging, so they're buying sex toys. It's so much cheaper. It's so much cheaper. So couples that log more hours together of stronger communication and that's evident

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No, you know, the time is coming. When's your birthday again, October? They're a sponsor, they should give it to me for you. They should give it, oh, they will give it to you for free. They give my intern sex toys, we have to do more intern sex toy reviews. No, what's going on with that? I don't know, we're going to do it. You guys have to have another pizza party.

Do you want to come to the next one? Well, let's just no you guys always schedule it when I can no we'll do it next Friday night You won't come you like I know DJ is a bully For kids you make it to everyone's come in I was doing charity work last time you did cherry work Dude every day of charity. Uh-huh. Yeah Every day charity work just yeah, I know that's awesome. See how I can flip it on you in two seconds. I can flip it on me. I can flip it on you.

Yeah. Okay. So, AIDS. That's my next story. New Evidence Back's Circumcision Campaign. Basically, a campaign to encourage African men to get circumcised to prevent infection by HIV gained a powerful boost Wednesday by three new studies unveiled at the world's aid forum in Rome.

So, new cases of HIV among men fell in astonishing 76% after circumcision program was launched. It's not the African township. So, it's saying removal of the skin means that they have less risk of an effect, less risk for infection of HIV. So the theory is that the benefits of circumcision is that the inner four skin is an easy entry point for HIV. So anyway, San Francisco, we're trying to ban circumcision, sac circumcision, and they're trying to pass circumcision laws in Africa. I understand there's a widespread much wider spread AIDS issue in Africa, but I don't think we should ban circumstances in San Francisco. And the Muslims in Jews will never let that happen. Hell no. Hells no. They got a museum here. They can't let that happen. I know. Exactly.

We have a museum of what? The Jewish museum. Oh, the Jewish museum, right? Right. We got a museum. Huge one. It's beautiful. Okay, study. Women prefer surfing the web and showering to having sex. There's always studies that come out the web and showering to having sex. There's always studies that come out that say, like, women prefer chocolate to sex women, prefer for a new gene to sex women, prefer shoes to new sex. They prefer everything. It always says that. It seems that women have a dirty little secret.

It's all about cleanliness. There's a recent study by NBC. Men and women across the US between the ages of 18 and 54 were asked to look at a list of various activities, and from that list, they choose the things they couldn't live without. Both men and women selected the internet and sleep, but differed on the third. Men chose sex as the third choice, and women chose showers. So men said the third thing they couldn't live without. That's so interesting.

Internet, sleep, and sex was for men, and women said internet, sleep, and showers. Yeah. Yeah. What else? I think that's weird. I think that's... Sex number one. They can't live without. was for men and women said internet sleep and showers. Yeah. Yeah. What else? I think that's weird. I think that sex number one, they can't live without. But of course, I would say that because I think sex is so important.

Especially everyone's trying to be in relationships right now. Everyone's sex life is falling apart when they're together for more than a year. Not everyone but a lot of people. We actually have a great guest that's going to be on the show on Tuesday talking all about reviving her sex drive. They've made their couple that have made their entire life work about women's helping with, Revive Women's Sex Drive because that is like the biggest complaint we got.

Is that men are like, what's wrong with their wife? She just doesn't want to sex anymore. Yeah, because you're not throwing Gucci bags at her. I was kidding. Kidding, kidding. Yeah, so that's stories. That's my secret news. Take a lady out, man.

Make her feel sexy. Make her feel sexy. Do you retake the lady out, man. Make her feel sexy. Make her feel sexy. Do you have a favorite? Exactly, menace. Are you saying that ironically? No.

Because I know you've learned something here. I'm not learning something. That's what you got to do if you want to get some fellas. Bomb line. So you've taken out these two married ladies tonight but you're not gonna get any action, huh? No. Right, unless you would never hook up

with the married check, would you? No, why would I want that? People do that. Not that I like. There's so many other women out there in the world. I know, where are they? You don't need to get at somebody else's lady. I'm sorry.

No matter how hot you think there are and stuff like that It's not worth all the pain and heartache. You're gonna cause all the way around It's true. It's just worth like the thrill. I got it. It's just worth the thrill as I mean That's what people do it people do it for the thrill It's not worth it. You think you're doing it because it's thrill It's a thrill and it's something new and something different and it's daring and it's like a married person But I just you know it's not a good choice It's not don and it's something new and something different and it's daring and it's like a married person But I just you know, it's not a good choice. It's not don't stupid married people. Okay, we can do some emails I want to hear from the people sorry. I was waiting for you to start with one

For me for the okay. Yeah, I just want to let you know just say I was my favorite segment Emily and I can't wait for you to read them I'm so excited. Okay, have a Friday. I have a Friday teacher. Yeah, Emily's my favorite segment Emily and I can't wait for you to read them. I'm so excited Okay, have a Friday, have a Friday, T.J. Emily and Menace I came I Listened I googled I'm sure for some of the order may be different from Jim He came he saw and he he listened to googled. He came first I Came I listened I googled. I'm not sure what he means. Do you think he means he ejaculated? He might have, he came to the website. He came, he listened, I googled, I'm sure for, I don't know. I don't know. I think of something. I just, just, just reading it. Did he Google us? I guess so. I think he came. Uh huh. Had an orgasm. I don't know.

He googled us. I don't know. Okay, Emily, I've been dating my partner for a few months. I thought that was we could dissect that. It would be fun. Dating my partner for a few months now and our sex life is good, but I have premature ejaculate, premature ejaculation issues. I can't seem to last. We have four play before sex and I get so horny during the four play that when we get to actually having intercourse, I finish quickly. She says the sex is great, but I don't think the same. Is there a cure for premature ejaculation?

Are there ways to last longer? By the way, your show rocks. Love listening to the show. Jesus. He's from Dallas, Texas. He's a premium member. Jesus. Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus. It could be Jesus. Listen. Okay. There's a great book that you should read called the multi-orgasmic man. And it's the book to read on premature ejaculation. And it has helped thousands, if not millions of men, it's been reprinted, or reprinted

so many times. The multi-orgasmic man. You can also try doing keggal exercises, which I talk about. You can download my app if you have an iPhone called keggle camp. Men, it helps men with premature ejaculation. It's those pea-stopping muscles. So when you stop and start the flow of urine, it's when you start it and you stop it and you do that, you do those exercises like I've several times throughout the day, it'll

strengthen your muscles and help you with premature ejaculation as well. A lot of it could be has to do with anxiety, it happens once, you think it's going to happen again. So a lot of it isn't your head too. But if you read this book, multi-orgasic man or the multi-orgasic male, you find it on Amazon and order it and they will change your life. Do they have it on tape? They probably do. You could probably download it from Audible or something. That would be awesome. I was listening to it. I love listening to it. I was listening to it. I need to do that. that yeah download books for my ride. Yeah tonight. That's good. I was listening to Kevin Smith today on the radio

The famous movie director, right and he says he just everything he just listens to it on tape Yeah me too lately. I can't read anymore I have all these textbooks and I'm just like to do you think it's part of our ADD culture or something? Well, I never read books. This like no, my thing I was really into movies, but you download books. Do you download books? No, I don't okay Okay, I don't have a Kindle. I don't have any of that kind of stuff. Okay, well, you don't I live by television movies. That's how I learn everything television movies. I don't even do that Okay, we got a long email here. It's from a premium member. So we're gonna read it of course

Emily so my girlfriend and and you know if you're a premium member That means if you're a friend's benefits member you're so Go to the top of the list so my girlfriend called me today is staring laughing after listening to yesterday show because she knew It was me who sent you a picture of my dog. Do you remember a guy sent me a picture of his dog yesterday? And he actually has a super, super cute dog. This is from Dan. She claimed I have some sort of creepy crush on you,

which I'm not denying besides the creepy part. But I'm just chalking it up to me being one of those dorky dads who is constantly showing people pictures of his kids and having a slight crush on tact with Emily. Anyway, we have a question for you. Are there any studies about the hormonal effects of a woman's menstrual cycle on their husband's slash boyfriends? The reason I ask is because we started talking about women who live together sinking their

periods one night and we were wondering if the same hormones or fair mones would have any effect on me or man spending time with this woman. We spend virtually every single night together and have started noticing some odd and quite amusing behavior in me when she's on her period. The most striking scenes you might find an interest in other women. I'm very respectful when it comes to checking out other women. I never do it in front of her

or in a way that would make her feel uncomfortable. It's just part of my man code. Is this an evolutionary hold telling me to find another potential receiver for my genes or my partner is temporarily unable to get pregnant? Or is this just something we are imagining? Would love to hear if you've heard the C4 Ant or Evidence explanation. I promise I'll quit pestering with emails and pictures of my dog.

But I'm just excited to have a new show every day. And it's gotten me thinking about things to ask the expert. Thanks, Dan. Premium member. Dan, you can email me every day. You are premium friends with benefits member. You are getting sex advice for nothing. For 15 cents a day, we're giving you sex advice.

So that's what we're asking everyone to do. So okay, Dan, it's interesting because I looked, studies, the studies say the opposite. Women and their partners behave differently around the time that the woman is ovulating. That's what the studies say. Studies have indicated that during this time, women give off sexual signals to men,

they dress more learningly, they're prefer more physically masculine men are more likely this time to have thoughts of infidelity when they're ovulating. It's like they always talk about strippers who are ovulating, get more and make more money during that time. But there haven't been studies about women on their period that we came across that I came across to talk about how it's different. All I can think about is that maybe she doesn't want to have sex when she's in her period,

so you're looking at other women. I mean, that's what I can think about. I'm not sure that it's related to her actually having her period. That it physically, any of the hormones are affecting you directly. I just think that maybe you're like, wow, I know sex is off the table for a week or for five days or for three days. And I'm just gonna go ball someone else. The one that's crazy.

Bang, yeah. Ball. It's ball word too. Ball? No. You can't ball somebody? No. Bang, yeah. Ball. Is ball a word too? Ball? No. You can't ball somebody? No. I just made it up. You can Stevie Wonder somebody that involves balls.

Okay, what was it he had in the, that's when you take the balls. Take your balls and you put them over a woman's eyes on each eye socket and then so they can't see and that's called the Stevie Wonder. It's called the Stevie Wonder. The first. You can Google. The first time you told us that and that's called the Stevie Wonder. It's called the Stevie Wonder the first The first time you told us that we thought it was the steamy wonder The steamy wonder no that would involve something else Well, I thought it was like because they were hot balls on their eyes That if a man put his balls on my eyes that it would be steamy

So it was like a play on Stevie Wonder, but it's a really a plan him being blind. I get it. I get it now So thanks to Stanford writing. I love pictures of your dog. Your dog is adorable. I think it's great that you email, and it's so nice to hear from you. So anyway, men in turn are more attractive to finish this because I just realized there was more here. Men in turn are more attracted to when they're ovulating. They also tend to become jealous and protective of their mates when women are ovulating.

Much of this happens at a subconscious level and is likely remnant of our biological evolution. You can exert stress on relationship. So that's what you always hear about the evolution, but you never hear about the period when she's actually having your period. So I don't know. Okay Emily and Menace, love your show and your banter. I've been married more than 20 years and we have a great sex life. First I have a question about titty effing. All right. This doesn't sound so much better when we see effing. Yeah.

Before I've dissected me and before menopause, I often would make love to my wife's 30, 60 breaths at times of month in pregnancy or menstruation more concerns. Well, I suspect I enjoy it more than her, she seems to like it. What's has been your experience with this? Do women enjoy this or is this in the accommodation?

Second is AL stimulation. When I'm striking my wife to orgasm, if I gently apply pressure to your anus and slightly of my finger in and out in a minute or two before orgasm, it drives her crazy and really increases the strength of her orgasm. Is this common for women to respond this way? I think she's a bit self-conscious about it and doesn't want to talk about it, but she loves it. Thanks.

Keep up the great work, Paul. Okay, Paul, we've talked about making love to the breasts before. And I think some women really enjoy it. He wants a woman to enjoy it. My experience with it has been, it's fun. Not anything's fun, sexually. I don't think that it happens all the time. But when it happens, I'm like, sure, that can be hot.

What about you, Menace? What's your experience with it? My experience is... You're down? I'm totally down. He that can be hot. What about you, Menace? What's your experience with it? My experience is. You're down? I'm totally down. He dates women with fake breasts. No, I told you. It's. OK, some strangely enough, the women that he

days tend to get boob jobs after they're dated. Before they're dating, when you're dating? Like, it's like this. I know it's going to be a terminology, but let's say, my favorite car is a Honda Civic, right? And your friend sells Honda Civics. So I wanna go to you that say, hey, I really wanna buy a Honda Civic.

Right. I just happen to know one of the best plastic surgeons in Northern California. If they wanted to get a boob job,. I just happen to know one of the best plastic surgeons in Northern California. If they wanted to get a boob job, they wouldn't ask me to get the guys' contact. I got it. Does that not make sense? I just know that I know a lot of people.

I don't know a lot of women who've got boob jobs in San Francisco, in LA I do. Okay, whatever. Do you like doing that? Do you like making love to women's breasts? That's the question. No. I've just done. No, I can't see like no, no, no, no, I can't say that like it because I never I never really you never done it

Oh honey, okay, you'll do that sometime okay, anal simulation totally normal for Men and women both like when you can like when you stick a finger inside their a-ness right before the orgasm They like it's for males. It's their prostate and it can feel amazing for them. And women too, I know a lot of women who, not a lot, but I've heard stories that there are women who like having a finger stuck inside them before and it helps enhance the orgasm. There's nothing strange about that, it's just amazing. And I don't even have to ask a minute if he's done that because I assume he has not. Yeah.

Right? I still, once you mentioned that, is that, that friend that you were telling about that broke up with that guy that was so weird. Because he wanted to stick his finger in her anus every time he was about to orgasm and she was not down with it, so she dumped them. Yeah, that was so weird. But that wasn't the only reason she dumped him. It was so odd.

It should be the number one reason. No, there were other reasons. He was like, he was an angry soul. Annycrisso. Andy suck his finger in her. Guys are so deep. We are deep. He was an angry soul. An angry soul. Andy stuck his finger in our eyes. They're so deep. We are deep. So deep.

He had an angry, I know. He had an angryness to him. Angry side. An angryness. Angryness is not a word, right? I have a drink after this show. Do you want to? Seriously?

Do you want to? Do you have to work? Do you have to take my friend to the doctor? Jesus, you and your friends and errands and things and people and friends. I mean, there's enough time in between. I can maybe have a quick drink. We have another show after this, but yeah, cool. Yeah, I can't do it. We can do it later.

Seriously, I need a drink. Bad man. It's bad. It's Friday. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I want a drink to Kula. Okay. Okay, let's do another. A drinkable later. Whatever. Okay, let's do another. You got friends with the married chicks. That's a leader tonight. Cool, we'll drink.

Emily, love your podcast and I've become an avid listener. A few months ago I started taking an antitip present with a bad side effect. It made me difficult for me to orgasm. After my wife would orgasm, I would huff and puff, but it just couldn't quite get there. When she would get to the point when she started chafing, I'd pull out and she would give me a hand job and try to make me orgasm.

She was never able to get me off. So I had to take matters into my own hands because as Mendes says, nobody can do it better than me. I hate people call me a Mendes. With this kidding. With the special techniques I've learned over a lifetime, I was able to get myself off. So in that respect, menace is definitely right.

No one can give you a hand job better than one you can give yourself. However, prior to me taking handed presents, my wife gave me two member hand jobs that made me spurt with the lights. One was while I was driving on the Interstate 5 in Oregon. The other was while we were rented a DV, drama, and arcando in Hawaii. Both times it was a big surprise to me and really, really hot. And the main point I like to make here is that either of those situations,

I wouldn't have just pulled out my wiener and started whacking and stroking it. No, I didn't get into an accident, but we did have to back up the DVD because we kind of lost check what was going on. So that respect you're right. It's fun and hot for your wife or girlfriend to give you a hand job and quite delightful.

The good news is that my doctors switched me to a different medication without the side effects. Sometimes though I can still pretend I can't orgasm, then let her finish me with her hand keep up the good work We brought sex toys in the bedroom because of your show and we're really having fun sign John. Oh John John that's awesome. I'm so amazing. I'm amazing. Hello John. You never say I'm amazing. You're amazing Emily Do you think I am tell you what you like about me? What do I need to do is tell me what give me 10 compliments? Do you think I am telling you what you like about me? What do I like about you? I think me good. Tell me what, give me 10 compliments.

10 compliments? Just kidding, that's what I think mentioned to compliment women 10 times a day, but not minus. You know what to compliment me. I'm sure you could buy a canoe and come up with one, so it's... I could. You are a joy to be around. Oh, thank you. It's so sweet. You too. Let's get into some sex steps.

Alright. Okay, what I got. Okay, and if you want to call us in the next 15 minutes, you can totally can. Here's get into some sex tips. All right. Okay. What I got. Okay. And if you want to call us in the next 15 minutes, you can totally, here's the number. 415-9927-392. And we're going to change it on the website. So my idea place to put the phone number so people can find it easily is when you click

on the video window that the numbers right there with the video window. It's not currently there. The number, it might be a little hard to find. I don't understand that. Is on the main part of the website. But once you listen, once you start listening, it doesn't sound there anymore. So actually, people, which is really weird, that Emily doesn't know what we're talking about,

is because the only time that you're able to click that actual window is when we're live on the air. Right, then I'm always on the air, so I can never see it. You never see it. So what happens, Emily, I'm gonna explain it, and then, so everyone else can learn. Please. When you get to sexwithemely.com,

while the show is going on, when you go to click, listen live, an extra window pops up, and there's a video window, and you can see you talking live, all that blah, blah, blah, blah. So on that extra window, that's where I would ideally like to put the phone number. Okay. So hopefully in the future, that's where I would ideally like to put the fun number.

So hopefully in the future, that's where it'll be, so you guys won't have any problems finding it. That's right, that's down. Cool. To do that. Okay. So hand jobs. We're continuing on hand jobs. Hand jobs for men and hand jobs for women.

We learned a lot yesterday, especially from you with your special technique, with your finger. There's a technique. I'm telling you, people use it. And how would you know you've never gotten a hand job? No. I know. I'm not saying people use it on me, but that's... That's what you do. Not that I do like... I'm not acting like I invented it. I'm just saying that it's a common thing. It's with your finger. Yeah, you could be... No. I already showed you yesterday. You guys can look at the archives.

Look at the archives from yesterday. OK, so here are some positions that we're going to get into some women giving hand jobs too. But I mean, women giving hand jobs. We're going to give some advice about men using their fingers on a woman. But I'm going to finish up yesterdays. And we're going to talk about the positions

that you should be in when you're giving a hand job. Because yesterday we gave ways to give a hand job. And these are common positions is to lie down next to him. Because yesterday we gave ways to give a hand job. And these are common positions is to lie down next to him, but try a different position to make it sexier. So like normally you'd be laying down and you'd be like, hand jobbing. Straddle his legs or wrap them around him

for bird's eye view of his penis. Or, so you could just straddle him and like look at him directly and like, he giving him a hand job. Yeah. Lie behind him, stimulating his own masturbation movements. So like you can be touching yourself and I could like put my hands over and be behind you. That's kind of hot. I think he straddles your hips so he can touch your breasts and enjoy

watching you stroke his penis. Those are some positions. You got it? Yeah. The grand finale. This is how you know. Ready? His muscles are tensing. His breath is accelerating. His penis is bulging and his balls are tightening. So you know he's got to orgasm. How about all those adjectives? Keep doing exactly what you're doing. Keep your rhythm with the same speed and pressure. If he isn't quite getting their trimor stimulation on the head of his penis. For great help, Jabra, remember he loves to watch himself orgasm and he loves to watch you watching him. Right? Do you like to watch yourself orgasm? Oh, speaking of which, I have an orgasm on the face story next.

When he's ready to come, offer him your breasts, tummy, or your face if you're willing to have come on it. After he finishes down, run for a towel or the shower, tell him how much he turned you on, caresses penis gently, hold it at the base and bring your hands away at the shaft. So these are just some ways to know that these are orgasm and what to do. Guy doesn't want orgasm on himself. So, but he'd rather orgasm on you. Yeah.

OK, so I have a friend who, and she's actually listening right now. I know because she just texted me, so I hope she doesn't tell me. But you don't know what she is. She was with a guy recently, and he only wanted to come on her face every time, like, or guys on her face, like every single time they were together, he was like,

wait, and it wasn't just like he was like move out of the like pull out, get up on top of her and like put his penis in her face and ejaculate right on her face. Like it was like, it wasn't just like casual, it was like the same exact thing every time. Is there something wrong? No, thing wrong. But we talk about ejacacquination on the face a lot. So I was just saying that that was something. And there was nothing she didn't mind at all.

She was like, cool. She's taking it in. She's enjoying it. Why? No, I'm just saying, I thought you were going to lead into, oh, she doesn't like it. No, she liked it. She was trying to grab out of the tunnel.

Oh, no, it was cool. We were like at a dinner party the night. She was telling everyone. What are your thoughts on that? I don't mind. I No, she liked it. She was down. She was like, oh no, it was cool. We were like at a dinner party the night. She was telling everyone. What are your thoughts on that? I don't mind. I mean, it depends. It depends on the moment, the guy, the situation. I don't think I universally like anything all the time.

Sex is about a, it's opening your palate to lots of different things, but doesn't mean that you're always down for everything. Okay. Do you like ejaculating on a woman's face? If she's open to it, I guess I wouldn't be against it. Right, you wouldn't too know. You wouldn't kick a woman out of her bed

for letting you ejaculate on her face. No. Okay, so this is... Classy conversation right now. We are full of class. I know. We are full of class. It's a sex show.

And people want to know about ejaculation and where it's proper and where it's not. We've done a show on ejaculation etiquette. We've done a few shows on that. Okay. You have to ask first, too. You have to ask. Don't say, yeah.

And he asked her. He's like, do you mind if I ejaculate on your face? And she was like, no, go right ahead. Thanks a lot. Thank you. You are awesome. And he's. She could call in right now and tell about it if she's listening.

And his head. The number is 415-99273922 and I won't call you your real name if you call in in his head He's like she just got a couple extra marani points. Yeah, totally he was psyched. Okay, so My nose itches. Oh, okay dog hair tips for men getting stuff. These are tips for men on touching women First off remember that takes longer for women to rev up their engines. So it's best to give her ample warm up time. Clitoral contact can feel abrasive and hurt without a proper warm up. So don't go right for the clitoris. That's a men think that they do. They're like, oh, yeah, the clitoris. That's what I've touched. No, it's like indirect stimulation. So go around

it. Get herself lubricated by caressing or biting, kissing or all over. Well, men don't get it. Like the time I talk about this all the time, for play, and getting a warmed up because you can't, she's not going to be turned on if you go right for her vagina. She's just not going to be there yet.

So you need to kiss her and caress her and touch all those erogenous zones and those hot spots on the back of her knees and all that stuff that we talk about that menace roles lies at. It's important to caress her and touch all those erogenous zones and those hot spots on the back of her knees and all that stuff that we talk about that menace rolls lies at. It's important to caress her and her everything. Okay. Gage your reaction to see, once you warmed up, use some lube and to rub or clitoris in a

circular motion with your index and middle finger. Lube is amazing. Lube is not just for dryness anymore. Lube is your friend. You should use lube and sex. I think sex, I think lube is awesome. Like I think that you should use Loub all the time because it can feel really good for men and women. And it does, again, people think it's like,

oh, I should only use it if someone's not, if someone's dry and that's not the case. So gauge your reaction to see if your fingers are doing the trick. Slowly increase the speed, but don't go too rough. After you've paid proper attention to our clitoris, slip your fingers inside her at a rhythmic pace. Sell about hand-ops for women.

I'm like this, fingering her. See how she responds to the side whether you should stick with tutorial simulation or get ready to go for that G spot. So this is just like regular in and out. Put your question. It's, no, I kept on getting thrown off when you're saying hand-ops for women

because you don't say hand-ops. I know, but it's the same thing. it's your hand that you're using for a woman, but you get it now. Yeah, I get it Because you said finger There's no really no like classy way to say it. I'm trying to think I Know me when there's a classy way to do something I do it. I'm like classy, but not always you know Sometimes I'm not so classy. I talk about coming on the face They have like I'm like, Lacey, but not always. You know, sometimes I'm not so classy. I talk about coming on the face. It's like that. And they had like, they had a whole song on South Park about it called Finger Banging. Finger Banging.

Yeah. So that's like, I hate that term. I know, I'll try and think of like a good thing. That term makes me want to cringe and not be banged. But your like, fingering seems just as bad too. But that's so important. I mean, is there a clinical term for it? Sticking your fingers inside a woman's vagina.

That's a clinical term. Wow. Okay. So do you know how to find a woman's G-Spot? Yeah, there's an app for that now. There's there? No. There should be an app for fun.

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Your objective is to tap her belly button from the inside, in a fact hitting her G spot. So you're trying to hit her belly button from the inside. Makes sense? Yes. Yes, I got it. Don't get aggressive right away, however. Start off slowly, judging by her reaction,

keep the same pace and increase the speed. A lot of women have not felt anything with their juice but when they do it can be from a man stimulating her and it really can help what about uh... using your entire fist fisting yeah you missed the fisting show we had a show about fisting serious yeah we had my two my two bisexual friends yeah they were like oh my god you guys are so raunchy.

They were talking about fisting and like, ah, they loved it. They're lesbians and they fisted. Are they just bisexual and they fisted? Yeah, some people might really like it. Yeah, don't know. No, that's what I always say. I bring it up once in a while. That was like one of the number one search terms.

That's why we talked about it. No, right. It is another one search term fisting. Did you put it in your your blog tags? No, I Don't know maybe I just need to hire you full time to work for me Okay, why do you say if I could for you? You got to feed me and give me a lot of alcohol Done

Dude, that's so easy if If I can order out, okay. So then there's the slider. With your index and middle fingers, start off by placing the tips of your fingers on either side of a clitoris then gently glide down and make it your way inside of a vagina. Get back to where you started and keep repeating the maneuver. Make sure you have great lubrication for this maneuver. So that's like you're on either side. So sometimes women don't want direct stimulation for the clitoris.

They want it on either side. So if you use your fingers to rub it on either side and then go in and out, it can feel really good. Some women like they actually have orgasms from one side of their clitoris or the other. And it's such a small little thing that you think it's probably the whole clitoris, but it's actually not. It's like the left or the right. Okay. Oftentimes. You need to get the, you need to make the locator, man. So these people, we can have a great idea. It's a great idea. It's a great, it's a brilliant idea. That's, that's me emailing you, by the way.

I just emailed you the video, the check everybody. They're, we're going to post it. We're going to post it on our website. So do you miss it at the beginning of the show? I found this girl on YouTube that, yeah, we got that I want to marry because she, her whole outlook on everything is just like mine. Yeah, which is which is which is which is awesome. You're outlook on everyone that everyone is out for KTB. So you have the best outlook on everything? Yes. So I have the most evolved outlook out of the two of us.

Who's more evolved Emily or menace? What? We just have two different outlooks. What's wrong with that? My outlook is that those people exist. However, not all women are like that. Your outlook is like all women want to give a good job back. I'm talking about my whole outlook on relationships and life. Yeah, the women are going to steal your wallet and they really want to get you back. I'm not every woman is like that. I'm just saying that. Just the woman that you come across, just 95%. That's bullshit. And I'm swearing a lot today. I know, what's up?

It's Friday. It's terrible. So having this just a rough day. Okay, use both hands I want, dudes. This is for dudes, giving hand ups to women. While you're using your fingers to massage your clitoris in circular motions, and so your index and middle fingers from your other hand inside are moving in and out of her, the multiple sensations will increase her chance of climaxing.

So you can have one hand dealing with the clitoris and one hand inside of her. And a lot of women love, a lot of women just like the sensation of having fingers inside of her. And they just, it doesn't mean maybe she can't even orgasm that way, but it just feels good. And I think that's something that a lot of guys don't do because they're like, why do that? If I could just stick my penis inside you.

But fingers feel differently and they feel good. I'm just telling you, some women I know a lot of women're like, why do that? If I could just stick my penis inside you. But fingers feel differently and they feel good. I'm just telling you, some women I know, a lot of women are like, why don't guys do that? I like when they just stick their fingers inside me sometimes for a while for a few minutes. How many fingers can a guy fit inside before he considers her a whore? You'd have to answer that, but most women could probably take several fingers inside, but I don't know that men are

There's a magnet that's a fist. There is. Yeah, I'm planning. Are you on who's giving finger testing? I'm on plan and reality Reality, reality, I am That's such an untrue thing on the common person. I don't know That's a myth that if you could stick too many fingers, I'd want a woman that she's a whore. Like what planet? How are you here? Do you want me to call a disarrayment and pick?

Yeah, because all your friends are going to be give great advice. Yeah. No, I'm just saying the common person. Just the common person. You can pick out. Oh, my friend called. No one answered.

She didn't call the right number because don't call. Is, is, is a sure positive? OK. OK. So she called to talk about the man in the jacket in the face, but we've got. The name out of my cell phone will call. Pick any name out of 400.

I don't want to do that right now. 80 content. What are we going to ask them? Do 95% matter how many fingers you can stick inside of a woman? And I'm not having that perpetuating that at all. Okay. Also, the most important thing is to listen to her, although the technique is important

listening to her reactions to your handiwork will really help you be both great at hand jobs. If she mones and keep on doing what you're doing, if she wants it faster, give it to her faster, find out if she's more into clitoral or gspot simulation or if she wants both, the best of both worlds. That's what we got for you. Hand jobs all around for many women. Sorry to over? It's already over.

He said, and I'm so upset that we missed my friend calling in, but she'll call another day. She's not calling. She called. She said she called. I know, she's not. She said something about the Wi-Fi went out or something, and she tried to call, no one answered.

You call on a cell phone. Why would her Wi-Fi go out? You call on the phone. I think she was trying to call from Skype. People, don't do that. You can't call from Skype? No, you can call from Skype. That's what we thought of.

We don't want that though. It's going to sound like shit. Call on a landline phone. Okay. Well happy Friday everyone. Next week we've got two guests on Monday and Tuesday. You're going to love them and you're going to learn a ton about sex and relationship. So thanks everyone for listening.

Was it good for you? Email me. Feedback at sexwithemily.com. Monday and Tuesday you're gonna love them and you're gonna learn a ton of about sex and relationships. So thanks everyone for listening, was it good for you? Email me feedback at sexwithemily.com.