Sex With Emily - Episode 297 - Top Places to Meet Singles
Episode Date: September 20, 2011It’s “National Unmarried and Single American's” Week so we’re talking how to celebrate, the top places to meet singles, and the best ways to hit those places. Emily explains why she loves bein...g single, while Menace wants to settle down. Then it’s on to sex and intimacy during pregnancy and during 'that' time of the month. Emily shares a "walk of shame" story, and she and Menace talk about clarifying "breaks" in relationships, and the impact of Facebook on marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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And hi, men's hi, how you doing today? How are you? I'm good
You are in a good mood. I'm in a good mood. I'm like I'm in a good mood
And I think it's because of the sunshine because our summer we get about three days of summer. Yeah, ten days of summer
There's something in your teeth. Is it?
No, something maybe they ate
Oh my god, it's very visible
Mm-hmm describe a mirror. You're good. Oh, oh, no
Okay, you talk. Anyways, today's show is going to be awesome already. I can tell that since the weather here in the Bay Area, California, in America, is going to be 77 degrees all week long.
And then, and then on the weekend, it'll be 70 degrees. I do the weather every day, by the way, on the radio. I heard you this morning.
You did?
Yeah, I was going to the gym and I heard you,
it's gone.
I thought it was gone.
I heard you on the, doing something really cute.
I don't remember.
You were the first, I was like in my car, it was like 730
and I was like, turning on and I was on your station
and it was you talking and I was so happy
you were giving away something.
Oh yeah, I'm.
No, but you were giving away this morning. You were giving away something. This morning? Maybe it was you talking and I was so happy you were giving away something. Oh yeah, I'm no, but you were giving away this morning.
You were giving away something this morning.
Maybe it was yesterday morning.
It was this morning.
I don't start giving away giving away things to be able to do something.
You were doing something.
It's seven.
You were asking people to call in and do something.
You were.
I heard you this morning on the right.
Yeah, I do give out traffic and weather.
No, it wasn't traffic and weather or something else.
And you sounded so cute
Maybe it was a maybe was a commercial of me talking about something. Okay. I don't know I wasn't paying attention that much
But I was happy to hear you. I was almost taxidue, but it was too early
I get hub early you do get up early for 3 am. Yeah, that's crazy
Yeah, it's beautiful so it's beautiful. So it's very nice. It's like what like 80 degrees today, 77.
That is so perfect.
I told you that guys at the beach this weekend, you can never go to the beach in San
Francisco. I feel like I'm sort of, because I didn't know this.
I think when I moved to California from Michigan, I assumed made the assumption that it was
always sunny here. Nice. I don't think I did my research.
I think I meant to move to LA, maybe.
Yeah, because it's always. I mean Michigan is super cold. It doesn't. And not different just go because it's always cool.
I mean Michigan is super cold.
Doesn't matter.
So it's always cold and it's always miserable and I don't want to be the part of that.
And I don't want to be a part of that anywhere I live.
So no, I'm really happy today.
I just feel like things are just great.
Well, you're talking about LA a lot.
When are you going to?
I know.
I was like, I'm going to LA.
No, I'm not going to move to LA.
I'm here.
You lived in LA for a while.
I did. I lived there for a few years, few years ago.
I was back and forth a month.
What the hell would you do there?
I wouldn't.
I mean, I would do a lot.
It would be, it would help the show.
It would be different guests, different things,
more entertainment stuff, but.
Yeah.
And you wouldn't be there.
I know.
It's hard.
I mean, a lot of people in entertainment
don't visit San Francisco.
I know, they really don't.
I had Seth Rogan at work today.
Are you dead?
I know Seth Rogan is.
Really don't.
Yes, I do.
How is he?
Did you talk to him?
I don't really talk to him.
But he's a cool guy.
I've heard him in many interviews.
He should be in the show.
What's he here for in your movie?
Yeah, I don't even know what movie he's pumping up.
Okay.
He was at a station right next to mine.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, I don't know. It's very rare that we get celebrities up here. So it was out of station right next to mine. Right. Right. Yeah. I don't know.
It's, uh, it's very rare that we get celebrities up here. So it's kind of like a big deal.
They're, they come to visit, but they're not here for their official gig. Which is really weird because
we are a major market number four, but it just, it just seems if you're not in L.A. New York,
that's it. You're done. It's true. It's true, but I'm glad that we live here though
I don't think I'm moving. I think for a while I teetered and I'm not gonna move so but
If you are an American and you're listening to the show
This is a big deal this week is national unmarried and single Americans week
Okay, okay, it really is like a new I don't know and I was looking for for who declared it so because it's like, there's always a hell of a-
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't see Hallmark's name attached,
but National Unmarried and Single Americans Week.
So we're gonna get into that
because today's show is the top 10 best places
to meet singles, not geographically,
but specifically at the gym, at the laundromat,
we're gonna get into specific places and tactics
of how to meet people.
Once you see someone you're interested in what exactly you should do,
how to get the number, how to close deal.
We're gonna get into that.
Yeah, because that's what people really need is the opener.
They need the opener.
And I'm so tired of people complaining about,
I feel like everywhere that someone lives, no matter where they live,
it's the worst town of data.
Worst town of data and I live in the worst town of data and all of the worst.
And that's because wherever you go, there you are. And it's the worst town data. Worst town data and I live in the worst town data. And that's because wherever you go there you are,
and it's your fault.
If you think you live in a bad town data,
and you're not trying hard enough,
and we're going to tell you how to try hard it,
and we're going to tell you what to do
so you can find someone.
Because it's ridiculous.
There's a million single people.
I'm guilty of it.
I know you are.
I don't go to certain areas,
and then I go there and go, oh my God,
there's all these beautiful women.
I know.
It's crazy.
It's like three minutes from my house.
Or if I just another city, just like close, it's crazy.
We all get set in our ways.
We always talk about this, but you take the same root home
from work every day.
You do the same things with the same friends
and the same people.
And people get lazy and they don't really try to find someone.
And there are things that you can do.
Like some of that sounds like, oh, I'm not going to do that, but if you want
to meet someone, then you better do these things.
Yeah.
We're going to get into that.
It's going to be exciting.
And you can also call us for 159927392 is a number.
And you can leave us a message on our voicemail anytime we're not on the air from 1 to 2
pm.
We're on.
Otherwise, leave us a message we'll play it on the air.
We'll be getting some messages that are good,
so we will do that.
And don't forget about free Fridays,
coming up with the Oatling Tuesday.
I thought it was hump day.
Tuesday.
We're gonna do show zone Wednesdays.
But for some reason, I've been feeling like it's Wednesday,
but it's Tuesday.
And then we have our poll up, still,
that I'd like to read to you.
How long would you wait to have sex
after your first date?
Why wait if we're compatible? Two or three dates don't want to seem too eager. Two weeks to a month,
I'd like to take my time or one to three months, I really like to wait till I truly know the person.
I would like to see how this poll ends up. I know we've gotten a lot of votes so I'll let you know.
I'll let you know we'll read the results on Thursday. Any new plans coming up this weekend?
I know it's only Tuesday. I'm actually have an amazing plan that I just got invited to
a wedding. I'm going to be the date of my friend, a girlfriend of mine. It's a gay wedding
and it's amazing. They're like recreate, it's all white all week and you have to wear white.
amazing. They're like recreate, it's all white all week and you have to wear white. And it's at over the bridge in Marin at Cavalla Point. Have you been there?
No. That's amazing. I don't go to Marin. I don't go anywhere in that
apple wine. You go south or east. Yeah. And I'm going to be her date all weekend long.
It's like this. Are you guys going to make a fair and one of the guys I shouldn't is um is there
strap-on to involve no but he's
like I'm I've a he's a athlete one
of the guys that's getting married
and so he's the whole team's gonna
be there sweet so there's gonna be
lots of single men uh-huh not all
gay but it is a gay wedding so it's
gonna be amazing so I'm gonna be
or date I'm so excited but I've
to find a white dress like a white
fabulous dress which I don't have at this moment so that's how you do this so I'm gonna be your date. I'm so excited, but I have to find a white dress, like a white fabulous dress,
which I don't have at this moment.
So that's how you do this weekend.
I just figured why not, send it for that.
That sounds cool though.
This is not cool.
Yeah, I love weddings, love them.
I love weddings too.
I love weddings, love, love.
And I never bring dates to weddings either,
but this doesn't count.
This is what she's bringing me.
But whenever I go to weddings and I'm invited with a date,
unless I'm like madly in love with you,
is she lesbian? No, she's straight. But after a couple of drinks,
you guys might have to come to me and we all hook up. No, I don't. I don't hook up with
my friends. Why not? Because it's awkward. It's like, oh, I'm trying to think once, maybe
that was a third and a threesome scenario. But mostly I typically do not hook up with
my friends because you're my friends
Yeah, when you were three someone's like nice to have like a random check. Well snooki and dina made out on the Jersey Shore
They did for a long time. Yeah
Was it? They were super wasted and they were filming it. Yeah, they're filming the entire time. I love the Jersey Shore
I'm the bed together too. Did they show it? Yes. They showed them in bed together. Yes. What
are they doing? Making over the touching each other's breasts? They're making out, but
then they woke up the next morning and they go, what happened? They didn't remember.
Well, they claim not to remember. I think you chicks. No. No. No. Yeah, that happens,
I guess.
I mean, I don't say it doesn't happen.
What I'm saying is gonna happen with you this week.
I feel like women, it could happen.
I might meet some nice lovers who know.
Are you gonna take some pictures
of you fondling another chick?
And put them up on sexelme.com.
Sure.
That says, as you should,
if you wanna get more people to go there.
Okay, more people go to sexelme.com
if I put more racy photos up.
Feedback-access-access-family.com.
Yes.
That's what everyone's been telling me for years.
Just get naked, put pictures on your website.
You don't have to get naked, but I'm just saying.
Some of my guy friends who are super successful
and they've had amazing companies, whatever,
I'm like, I really need to talk to you
and start in this business.
They're like, I think you should just get naked
or put wear some lingerie and put it on your site.
And like, that's not what I'm about, man.
But it could come down to that, you never know.
Hey, how about that?
And I have a book coming out.
And it's coming out really soon.
So I want to start telling everyone
they should go buy it on Amazon right now.
It's called Hot Sex.
And you can pre-order it.
You can pre-order it.
Over 200 things you can try tonight.
And it is, it's an amazing book.
It's like the new joy of sex it is not
like your typical sex book the illustrations are beautiful we had this
amazing illustrator in London do it and I just think that everyone's really
gonna enjoy it and I'm really excited like I can't quite believe it yet but it's
yeah I've seen the book it's it's done really well yeah well done so that's
what I got and then what else waiting what are you doing this week?
This beautiful sunshine. This beautiful sunshine. I have to go to a concert
I think it's Michelle Branch and somebody else. Okay, one of my work concerts, right, but it's open bar So of course I'll go of course and
There's something else. Oh, there's a
Sort of like a comic con thing going on. Oh, okay.
But it's like the N-D-1, it's called ape.
Okay.
Don't know that.
And so I probably go to that.
Oh, I did read about it somewhere.
Yeah, so I'm probably go to that and then probably
a movie or something.
Okay, no dates or anything.
No, I gotta be a little bit more.
You're gonna make out with any of your guy friends?
No, I will not make out with any of my guys.
That doesn't happen with guys as much as chicks.
No. But I feel like chicks do it maybe younger chicks are typically
chicks do it because they want to for they do it for the guys like they're not
that into it themselves but they do it because they think guys are think it's
hot or chick still doing that these days oh yeah that's good times at the bar
like it 2 a.m. I know I'm making out of the bar
fun okay so I've got some things to say here I've got three months free of sex family to give to people if they sign up on the Facebook page,
sex family page.
If you like our page, you can win.
You can be eligible and get three months free of sex family, which is awesome.
And I've got some sex in the news we can get into now.
And I've got dream nails will be reading.
And like I said, top 10 best places to go to meet other single people like you,
because there are more unmarried people in America right now
than ever before.
How about that?
Details of White House crashers, McAlley.
Do you know this thing?
I don't like them.
Okay, Renee, how do you say it?
McAlley, McGee Shelley, and Terrick Salali's break up.
So she's the one, I had Google exact,
of course I didn't know she is.
She's from the Real Housewives of DC and she left her husband and now she's the one i google exact what i know she is she's from the real house was a dc and she left her husband
and now she's with niel's shown the guitarist for the rock band journey
well this rewind a little bit you and slightly mentioned it
so people would know who who the hell you're talking about
she and her husband are the ones that crashed a white house and was able to
get into it like this gala
right and they took a bunch of pictures and they put
on Facebook and then like the secret service got involved and all the stuff because they figured
out they tried to figure out how they got in and then after that happened yeah they ended up being
on the real housewives but these people are total like shifters and they're terrible people and
knowing and what I hate what I hate about it is
People like that that no one cares about but it's
Like the TMZ who I love just like reports on them like no one cares about Apparently, yeah, I don't know but apparently she wants
Apparently she said that this guy that she married from journey was the love of her life because she dated him years ago
And then she got back together with him days other. But sneaking
into the White House, that's easy. I've snuck into so many places. I've stuck into the
Rose Bowl like three years in a row. I went to University of Michigan and we were in the
Rose Bowl. I've stuck into concerts. You can get in and you, I never said I would
Sundance every year. I got into every party like the most difficult party and knowing
you can get in. You have to be on the list. I I get him so hang with me. I can give sin anywhere. I would sneak into the way I wouldn't though because it'd be a federal fence
But I could well the key is
Look like you know where you're going exactly. You just got to look like like I'm here
I'm what's this is what I do and then no one messes with you no one messes with you get in everywhere
So anyway, she's getting divorced shock who isn who isn't? She's anyone in reality shows.
Yeah. Right? They get divorced if you're a couple of them filmed. Of course, the woman always leaves the guy. That's what I knew you were going to say. That's why I included the story because I thought
you'd say this is the case of a woman, but she's not really stepping. Is she stepping up with a
journey guy? I don't know. But you say that women leave the guy. Well, they get some shine. Yeah.
And it's proven every time, every single time.
Really?
Yes.
I don't really see that being true.
I see men leaving women all the time for younger babes.
You're talking about like seven or eight year old dried up.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm talking about 40 year olds, if you're old, 30 year olds, whatever.
Okay.
Love bites.
Redheads, no one wants your sperm.
I heard about this today.
inexplicably inexplicably sperm banks are real things. In some places, they will pay a man cash on the barrel head for his issue.
And because only fresh stuff will do the trick.
The sample must be issued on the premises.
Everyone wins, right?
Wrong. Societies, most maligned subgroup redheads have been told by the Danish
but hold told by Danish sperm banks to keep their ginger DNA to themselves
Poor guys. They don't want red head DNA. Yeah, it's not in demand. They
Because they only want blondes or Danish wise. Yeah, no one no one asked for but in Ireland
It's still popular because everyone's red head over there
Yeah, really? Okay, I didn't know that. Yeah, so no red heads. I love redhead over there. Are they? Yeah. Really?
Okay, I didn't know that.
Yeah, so no redheads.
I love redheads.
Me too.
Redheads are amazing.
That's dumb.
That's dumb.
This is a thing about redheads.
What?
And I love them.
I'm not knocking them.
But there's no in between with redheads.
They're either super hot or super unattractive.
Oh, shixi me and redhead chicks.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
You can probably feel the same way about guys too.
Yeah, I think redhead guys are adorable.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think I ever dated one, but it's not because I'm
discriminating.
It's harder to find a redhead guy versus a redhead girl,
to be honest.
I mean, maybe I'm just not looking for redhead guys, but.
I would totally date a cute redhead guy.
So email me, feedback, etc. What's wrong with redheads? I don't know what's all this. I would totally do a cute redhead guy. So email me feedback, it's like,
what's wrong with redheads?
I don't know what's all this.
I think it's amazing.
It's like you are like a very narrow percentage
of the population that has red hair.
How amazing is that?
It's cool.
I know my friends little girl has red hair.
Like she's adorable.
Like everyone's like, oh my god, your hair.
I mean, you get a lot of attention growing up
because you bright red hair.
It's really cool, I think.
Well, I think a lot of it came from a South Park episode
that was hugely popular where they make fun of redheads
and they call them gingers.
And then, you know, just a younger generation
just made fun of redheads.
Oh.
And then there's even, South Park.
Yeah, there's even like, there was about two years ago
where there was this really popular video where this red
head guy just goes off on the whole thing of people making fun of redheads.
And he's like, I'm happy to be a ginger and he references the South Park episode where
there's a center of redheads.
I asked my redhead friends, I'm like, redhead friend once, he's a redhead guy friend.
And I was like, when you see other redheads, do you like nod? Like do redheads? Like, they're like a sort of a thing where they're like,
hey bro, like, hey redheads. And he's like, no, but I was curious and college asked him
that. I was like, do you have reds? Like, do he's got red and you got red? Yeah. My junior
prom date was redhead and she was super hot. Yeah. Yeah. You had chicks in high school. Yeah.
I mean, I didn't hook up with them, but.
What, because you were scared.
Because I was scared, but she was super high, yeah.
Yeah, good for you.
High, high and high.
She might have been high too.
No, no, it's not.
High if she wanted to go with me.
All right, okay, Paul Rudd gets naked on screen.
And our idiot brother, Paul Rudd, who plays the titular
idiot brother apparently gets naked in the flick.
I'm to think of it, he's showing off the bottom of a few movies. So apparently he's gets naked in the flick come to think of it
He's shown off the bottom a few movies. So apparently he's been naked in a few movies
I don't know and he says that he's a big fan of movie nudity and
And he has asked in 40-year-old version on screen. Yeah, do you remember that? Uh-huh
I don't remember what scene was that when he had asked on the screen. I saw scene 40-year-old version
You have no way you never watched these type of movies. I thought that was a really good movie. I
Don't remember the asking is asked okay, but speaking about asses. Yes last night
Was the big two and a half men premiere. Oh
Yeah, I don't really want to give anything away, but
Somebody is naked pretty much the entire episode.
Seriously naked how naked?
It can't be naked. It's all the things in here.
It's pixelized.
Really?
Yeah.
His penis?
Yeah.
Wow.
So I don't know.
Like, I'm sure they had like a small caught piece on, but yeah.
That's amazing.
That's amazing for national television.
Was it a good episode?
Yeah, I think they transitioned it really well, to be honest.
It was, no one's gonna have a much earlier
in the show that they knew what.
It was really, it wasn't over the top,
they're just like, everyone knows this.
He died in the new episode.
That's how they get rid of him.
Okay.
But I think that transition of the storyline
wasn't too crazy or off the wall.
It was actually a culture, right?
Yeah, and that's some culture is way more...
Is the morning naked?
Yeah, and I don't want to get away.
But you can go watch it at CBS.com,
which I did this morning.
And he's way more likable than Charlie Sheen.
Yeah, I would think so. Charlie Sheen's so not like, well, he's so not attractive at all.
The only reason why chicks like him is because it's money, because he's not attractive.
Yeah. And he's not interesting or anything. Maybe he's fun to try.
I love his craziness. But when I used, I hated two and a half men.
And I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't say that because I work for the company that makes it. But I
never liked the TV show. But I kind of liked it with Aspen Kuchron.
Wow. Yeah. That's what they're hoping. So hopefully, yeah. But it's crazy at the same
time they had the Charlie Sheen roast, which I have not seen that I really want to see.
I saw a clip today where Steve O from Jackass runs face first into Mike Tyson's fist and
like breaks his nose or something like that. Oh my god. I hate Jackass. I really want to see it.
That was for the Charlie Sheen roast or that Yeah, it was like in the credits of the Charlie Sienro's.
Like, when everyone's getting up and going,
and then he asked, he asked Mike Tyson to put his arm out
and he runs face first into his fist.
That is crazy.
I think that's guys that I love.
That is guys love that.
Guys Sienro, guys you're a girl,
who are very different.
Okay, ways to celebrate unmarried and single Americans
speak, this is just an article on it.
We're going to into a the show topic
Which is singles, but we're gonna?
It is national unmarried and single American and we kicked off this year on September 18th and goes through to the 20th
Oh, can you do me favor? Can you tag ashencuture?
Two and a half men on the website
That'll this they'll get you guys some views and talk about how he's naked. Okay, ashencuture naked ashencuture naked
What I love is that thanks, and that is how he's naked. Okay. Asking Kutcher naked. Asking Kutcher naked.
What?
I love you guys.
Thank you, Nana.
You're so good, the brain.
I love his brain.
Wow.
Okay, we're starting to know how I'm doing in the 1980s to celebrate single life.
It's starting in, okay, single life and recognizes singles and their contributions to society
is now widely observed every third full week of September.
I've never heard of it before.
What is it?
It is the unmarried and single Americans week.
How long has it been going?
I'm starting the 80s, do you know what I mean?
Yes, yes, I thought this was like a big joke,
but it's really real.
It's now widely observed, 30th of December,
and with over 99.6 million unmarried people in America
and you tell me you can't find someone to date.
99.6 million unmarried people. They're unmar me you can't find someone to date 99.6 million unmarried people
they're unmarried for a reason you are not alone they're broken they have problems I'm not married
yeah problem so what should you do during this week okay here's some things that you should do
be bad single should do things that will make you feel young and slightly carefree sometimes
the relationship can require you to tame up a bit so So when you're single, go crazy. It's debauchery time. You can hit the gym. Feeling
down about being single? Work out. Not only does exercise release in door
fence, but a daily gym routine helps you keep you in shape and boost your
self-esteem. Visit friends and family. It's no secret that a relationship can
occupy your time. So while you're free agent, schedule as much friend and family
time as possible. Especially since they're the ones that are always going to be there for you. That's a little
let's a little dig there, isn't it? Yeah. Like like no, like no one else can be there for
you. You might as well hang out with your mom. Uh date. Uh, you're unattached. So why not
date as many people as possible? If nothing else is a great way to see what kinds of qualities
you do and do not want in your next relationship. Here is the thing that you should try.
Okay.
Me?
Because you're going to totally say no.
I'm recommending to the guys out there.
There's a book at Urban Outfitters.
If there's not Urban Outfitters in your city, your town, your country, go to UrbanOutfitters.com.
And there's a website, I mean, there's a book on there that's called Assholes Finish First.
You should just read it and go buy that. I say no. I'm going to say, this is what it has to say.
Give me one thing it says. One thing I'm trying to see is a lot of
things. I'm going to read one more. Okay, you can find an expert excerpt if that's a stupid
book. But here's a New York Times actually. so I was looking up this unmarried American
things or whatever. And there was a story in New York Times about it and it says,
in a married world single struggle for attention, and it says the plight of the
American single person is caused for growing concern because a hundred, there's
a hundred million Americans nearly half of all adults are unmarried.
According to the census, yet they tend to be overlooked by policies that
favor married couples from family-led law to law insurance. So I get killed. I have to pay
my own insurance. It's true. So there are certain things that are bad about being single,
like you don't get the family leave and you don't get, like if you're single, there's a lot of
things you don't get. However, there are some positive things to being single. A single
people often contribute more to the community. Once they marry, they put their energy focus on
their partners, you know, and they spend more time with their families.
And they take care of other people.
They're more involved in the neighborhood.
They go visit their neighbors.
I love being single.
I love the sort of guys.
Like, yes, yes.
I do all those things because I'm single.
I see my, I take all my vacations with my family.
I feel vindicated.
I do.
I love being single.
I just want them to say I'm, I mean, I do.
It's like super fun.
It's like, I have. It's like super fun.
It's like, I have to worry about anyone, myself.
Oh, it's all about it.
Okay.
So, uh,
I've been thinking a lot lately
how I don't want to be single anymore.
Really?
You're ready to settle down?
I am, but I just don't,
I want to rush into anything that too.
So, I'd have to find the right person to be like that. I don't't even know what that she could walk past here right now and I would never know. Like I have no idea what you would be looking for.
I have a couple ideas.
Okay. Yeah.
Tell me one. you know, career driven. Okay. Someone that doesn't like their attitude is not bitching and complaining,
which is the number one.
Which is your default.
You do women that are like,
because you know what, this is your problem.
Oh, right.
You do women who come to you, you don't make them move.
So you do women who like you,
who fall and all over you.
Those women are needy by default.
Um, because they're like going after you,
they're like,
I just think that women who constantly fall,
you don't want, you want to do the chase a little,
even though you say you don't.
And you're just kind of kicking up,
who's it, you open your door,
or you want to date me, okay, come on over.
And it's okay.
But I'm not telling that, that's what I'm not doing.
You're not doing any more, but that's what you did in the past.
Yeah, so now I bear my lesson.
But the reason why you're so jaded,
and the reason why you always criticize women
is because you've dated kind of sucky women
And not all women are like that. I'm not talking about my own personal experiences of observations
Honey, I think you're on I think you I'm gonna pre-screen
You're gonna preach yeah tell any woman that you date they have to go through the Emily pre-screen. Okay, okay
Yeah, that'll be fun. That'll be fun.
That'll be good times.
We'll go to dinner on the first day.
I'll go on the first day.
Okay.
We can get into some emails now.
Go for it.
Okay.
Let's do that.
Hi, Emily.
I was in touch back in August about spicing up my sex life and you covered it on the August
11th show.
I asked my wife again about using a vibrator during sex.
She said she only wants my penis inside of her and says she loves it. She actually said she likes my willy inside her so I could, I
compromised. She said it again because she actually said she likes my willy inside
her. What's wrong with that? Nothing. So, to my next question, so I compromised. She
paid homage to my penis and she loves giving me hand jobs and blow jobs. To my next question,
we have like many other Irish couples join the baby boon in Ireland
at the moment, a byproduct of recession in Ireland.
What are the sex physicians most comfortable for my wife during pregnancy or any other
suggestions on keeping sexual intimacy a light during pregnancy?
Cheers, Kirin.
He's from Cork, Ireland.
I think that's gross, so I don't know how many comments.
What's gross?
Babies? Yeah, in general. Okay. I think that's gross. So I don't know how many comments. What's gross? Babies?
Yeah, in general. Okay. I know. He's a premium French benefits member. So his email gets answered. First, thanks for emailing us. Okay, good. What's gross? I'm halfway joking too. So I don't know
you said, but it was something about being having sex while you're pregnant. Right. Well, I'm
going to have some positions for him. Okay, so I'm just messing with you. I know. It's okay. But I still don't have any comments. You don't like
That I think it's up to you up to the woman too because some women don't want to do it and then
I think you were criticizing women that didn't want to have sex and you're like watch out if your man doesn't go and leave you and I
And I was defending and I was saying like, look, if I swear I'll find the audio somehow.
Wait, see, I was criticizing what? Women who don't want a sex in their pregnant?
Yeah. And they're like, watch out your man's going to go cheat on you and all this stuff.
I'm telling you, it's tough to go nine months without sex. So give him a hand out.
I said, I would do it. I would do it. if my lady doesn't want to have sex while she's pregnant and fine
That's cool. Really? She's having my kid, man, you know
I know that's the right attitude. That's the right attitude. I totally agree
So there the goal so here's some positions during pregnancy the goal is to prevent excessive pressure on the belly into a strict
Predication as required by the particular partners
Some of the positions are popular for sex-during pregnancy.
Okay, women on top, it takes the pressure off her abdomen
and allows her to control the depth
and frequency of thrusting, which makes sense.
Women on her back, it's like the missionary
but with less pressure on the abdomen are uterus.
The woman lies on her back and raises her knees up
towards her chest.
The partner kneels between her legs
and enters her from the front.
Place a pillow under her bottom for added comfort.
And then sideways, that's a really popular one too.
She keeps the pressure off her abdomen while supporting her uterus at the same time.
And then spooning, very popular position to use during the late stages of pregnancy,
allowing only shallow penetration and relieves the pressure of the stomach.
And then sitting, she mounts the sitting partner,
and then from behind,
allowing her to support her stomach and breasts. So those are some popular positions during pregnancy.
And then sexual, and how do you keep sexual intimacy, a life during pregnancy? I would say,
give her foot massages and back massages. And I would say, tell her she's beautiful. And
tell her like every day, like women, like when they're pregnant, they feel awful, they feel fat,
they feel ugly, they feel like horrible about them.
They feel amazing too in many ways.
You've maybe growing inside you, but I think with sexual intimacy, it has to be a lot
about her. Karen.
So I think that um, anything you could do to make her feel better would really be sexually,
it would make her feel better about you as a result.
And um, that's what I would say.
They like food too, pregnant women.
Yeah, food, just thinking about her.
Like I know it's nine months.
It's like a cloth in front of them, they're good.
I know, rubber feet.
I mean, seriously, you know what it's like.
I had a friend who's pregnant,
she's like, all I wanted was, I know, you hate that.
But it's like rubber feet, rubber back,
get her a massage, do something like that.
Just take care of her.
She's holding your baby.
And then women, you tend to do this while being pregnant and after you cut all your hair
off, you suddenly become, you try to make yourself most unattractive as possible after having
me.
What does that mean?
I know a lot of women that do that.
They call their like, like, short.
They just, for some reason, they just don't care about how they look after they have a
baby. Like, come on, try to, try to maintain a little bit. They just for some reason they just don't care about how they look after they have a baby
Like come on try to try to maintain a little bit not I'm not saying all women But I know they're like after lose weight and they're busy like they have
The hair is hard because you don't time to do your hair. Yeah, you can't only hair off and you just look terrible
Just like step it up like
Terrible and you're still woman you still look good like keep it up
Okay, keep it up I understand you got a baby take care of but
Not to throw my men under the bus, but the men should be helping you out too
What do you mean telling you tell how to help out with with the baby stuff?
It shouldn't be all it shouldn't be all on the woman totally I agree of course not
Yeah, try to take try to I would take cure one more thing is just try to take her situation
Under in account try to take account for her situation like how hard it is like yeah, just help her written any way you can
So and what did you just say you just said something that I was like I was gonna have a thought about that but I didn't
Help her anyway. Yeah, it's true like if she's still working like whatever you can do to help her out would be great
I'm sure I've never been pregnant, but you can do to help her out would be great.
I'm sure I've never been pregnant, but I can imagine I'd want a lot of help.
I'd want a team of professionals.
Oh, good.
Okay, hey, Emily Menace, my friends and I hate the phrase walk of shame.
There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex with a hot person, even if you just met them
that night.
I am in the best relationship of my life and it came from a one night stand.
We renamed it stride of pride.
Even if you had regrettable sex, you still had sucks. Cheers, Logan from San Diego.
Oh, because we were talking about the walk of shame a few weeks ago, or a few shows ago.
And stride of pride, that's why friend always calls it. You've heard that, haven't you?
Stride of pride? Yeah. Instead of walk of shame, stride of pride, like, I got laid.
My friends and I never even used it term walk of shame. Yeah, we were reading a new story about it or something
Yeah, I don't care either but in college I remember caring like
Those are the walk a shame that you never want to do in college, but otherwise who cares?
There's some movies really take your picture when they're walking out
There's some what movies there's movies, yeah, I forgot what movie.
But they are taking polaroids when people walked out
and then posting them on the wall.
Oh my God, that's funny.
I, my worst walk of shame was when my dad was coming up
to school, I was in Michigan and I was in college
and I slept at my boyfriend's house
and my dad and our houses were right next to each other.
My dad got up to school.
He was coming out to visit me for the father daughter,
father daughter day at my sorority.
I was in sorority.
And I was at my boyfriend's house and I had to like sneak,
I he was already there and I wasn't home yet
because I was next door and I had to like,
your dad was, you knew your dad was coming.
Yeah, but he was early, he was always early.
And I had to get there and I was in my like closed and like a nice like it was like a formal the night before.
And I had to like sneak upstairs and it was not good. So if that was a bad walk shame,
I got caught. Okay, Emily or or a stride pride, but when your dad, I was gonna be very proud.
Emily, can you expand your discussion of on the period sex? What?
That's good. What would you want to do that? I love you, man. Okay. I'm a pretty inexperienced
guy. It's messier. Got it. I see more of her as a hundred percent. No, stop it. Let's
starting over because medicine is just ruined this ruin this. All right. Let's make it
into a beautiful thing. Can you expand your discussion of on the period sex?
I'm a pretty inexperienced guy. It's messier. I got that. I assume oral for her is a hundred percent out
But sex with the condoms okay, what the hell is wrong with you man? No, he's
Right go ahead Doug. I'm reading it again
No, I'm going on my breed on a date just before the show, but sex with the condoms. Okay, I'm reading it again. No. I don't have my breed on it just before
this show. But sex with the condoms. Okay, if she's interested, right? From Doug. Okay.
Doug, here's Dale. Yeah, you probably don't want to perform oral sex on her. And she probably
doesn't want you to perform oral sex on her. He said, he said, he said, I know, I know.
But honey, he's saying here, I got it. He goes saying here. I got it. He goes I got it. So he said I got it
So he's not even asked a question, buddy on to next. No, this is a I'm gonna talk about this for another 20 minutes
I want to try to be left. Yeah, this is a really important discussion because do you know why it happens to women?
52 times. Yeah, it's easy discussion. You already know all the answers. We spend a quarter of our lives
menstruating. I'm just gonna say that. Sucks. Imagine that. Imagine that.
So, in court of our lives, we spent like a week a month, let's say, some last some more.
Okay. So, it's, you have, it's a woman by woman, a lot of women enjoy sex on their period.
They actually, some women are more orgasmic that way.
Some women thinks it feels much better.
Sometimes it's like the second day or third day, but the first day is too heavy of, like,
doesn't feel good.
It's different with everybody. Sometimes it's like the second day or third day, but the first day is too heavy, it doesn't feel good.
It's different with everybody,
but I would just ask,
and I would put a towel down, always,
put a towel down on your bed, use a condom,
but also, I'm not gonna say this,
so I was gonna say something like that,
you're not as likely to get pregnant
when you have a period.
But you should say it's kinda, not saying it,
because people get pregnant when they have a period. But he's gonna know what it of not saying it. Because people get pregnant when they have their period.
But he's gonna know what it was.
So I'm discussing it.
And I like to discuss it more.
So anyway, no, you should ask for about it.
Some women and some men are totally down with it.
There's a lot of guys who are like,
yeah, cool, bring it.
We're so done.
We're so good, you're good, man.
It's cool, he's good.
No, I think it's cool when guys are like, I don't care.
Oh yeah, cool, bro.
No, like the first day or whatever,
but like after what's a week without sex.
Sometimes you want to have sex.
Some guys aren't done, you can tell.
There's guys who are like, no, I'm not cool with that.
And then these guys are like, yeah, whatever.
And they really don't care.
I know that you're going to tell your girls.
Girls won't even tell you.
They probably didn't know.
That's the worst is when you're from a female perspective,
especially when it's the first time you have sex with someone, and you don't know that you're getting your period, you really don't know that's that's the worst is when you're from a female perspective Especially when it's the first time you have sex with someone and you don't know that you're getting your period
You really don't know it's like you get like a memo or something like you know that day that two within that two-day period
Three-day period, but you don't always know exactly so sometimes it comes early times it comes late
You're having sex if you're period like oh, sorry. It's annoying. We don't like it
We're not like oh we we're not not telling you in fact
We would have sent a blimp to tell you if we had known before I'm rather than have that situation happen.
What you want to change the subject. I'm so not letting you change that.
That's cool.
You got any good stories there?
No, okay.
I hope that was helpful, Doug.
Okay, Emily, do you have a Kaggle Camp article or have this through text message? I do not have a smartphone and I can download that I can download apps on.
Thanks, Candy.
I have an app called Kaggle Camp.
You can get it in the iTunes store or on your iPhone.
And I don't have an article about it, but that's not a bad idea to print it up and sell
it online.
Yeah, I'm trying to, yeah, you can do like electronic.
Yeah, I'll do electronic version
I should do that because a lot of you will have you mail me I haven't got around to the droid version yet
Just on no, it's on the list if you knew someone could help me with it. I would do it in a minute so hard to find droid developers
Why is that because what's the Apple sexier? I
Honestly, I don't know
You would think it was there's a lot of programs now that will let you develop both
of them at the same time.
But really, that would be amazing.
It's called, I would have to look it out, but I don't even know how to use that program.
That's when I call my smart friends.
I need your help.
When my friends cost like 10 grand.
Oh, forget it.
Okay.
If you have friends, I'll give them.
So candy, I will. Sure, I will give you discount.
Do I have friends that would give me a flashio?
Either way.
I can throw out a flashio here and there.
Hey Emily, I love the show.
You two have such a great dynamic.
Thank you.
Is that it?
No.
I just like to pause with compliments because I love compliments.
That's the way you live off yeah, food in the house.
It's just I know I literally have no focus.
Oh, whatever.
Okay, I've been listening to the show.
I was just going to cut myself off and I just did and I wasn't going to and I
Okay, I'm listening to the show for over a year.
Used to love listening to the shows about used to love listening to the shows about
relationships in sexual and high school found yours by browsing on iTunes.
What if I'd?
Question.
Me and my girl are on a break.
We are planning to work things out once I return from school.
Although the point of the break wasn't to hook up with other girls, although the point
of the break wasn't to hook up with other girls is hooking up while on a break cheating.
What do you think I should do?
Like I said, I do see a future with this girl,
but I want to do some things on my own.
So I want to do some things on my own.
So I'm sure of her.
Thanks in advance.
You guys rock.
Be from Edmonton, AB.
It's like Canada, Alberta, Canada.
Yeah, I don't know.
So, okay.
You should have clarified the break.
I think break usually means you're gonna go
over to other people.
That's my experience.
That's why you take a break.
You can have sex with people.
I think that once you're done in your back home,
if you wanna be with this person,
you should forget about asking anything
that happened in between that period.
Yeah, don't say what were you doing
the last few months
or whatever.
I would just not talk about it,
but she'll probably find out if you guys are going back
to school, it sounds like they're going back to school.
Yeah.
And I did that once for the summer and then found out
that he likes to have with everyone and whatever.
But you just shouldn't talk about it,
but it'll probably come out.
If you really like this girl, I would be a man
and have the conversation with her.
So let me just clarify this break.
Are we able to date other people?
Because she's probably thinking,
wondering the same thing.
She's probably being in some, right now, talking.
So I don't know.
I would say that a break.
She's thinking somebody while listening to this podcast.
Exactly.
People do that.
They have sexual listening to our voices,
man.
Isn't that hot?
Good.
I would say that, yeah, I would say,
clarify with her if you really want to know,
but I think that if you're on a break, you can have sex with other people. And you said that you, you see
a future with her, but you want to do some things on your own. So you're sure. So I say,
do some things on your own. And too young, you're probably in your 20 early 20s. That's too
young to pick to commit anyway. Your college is time for sleeping around having fun. Yeah.
Right. I made that mistake. I always had boyfriends. And I never, I know that I didn't sleep, but I really did though every year, a different boyfriend. I regret that mistake. I always had boyfriends and I never I know that I didn't sleep
I really did though every year a different boyfriend. I regret that not that I have many regrets
They were all awesome we're all Facebook friends. I just think I should accept your M. War. Yeah, yeah
I suck, but I've made up for it
Speaking about Facebook. Yes, talk to me about Facebook. We always like talking about Facebook. It gives us.
What's up with FB?
It's the cause of all these problems.
My sister and I were talking today,
and she just brought up this random question.
She said, and then I led to a couple of the things
I'll show with you.
First question was, and I want to hear your answer,
would you update your status while you're on your honeymoon? Would you update
your Facebook? Well, I'm on my honeymoon. Yeah. No, I hope I don't have my laptop with
me or my phone now. That's how I don't even have I don't even use Facebook on my phone.
No, no, that's good. I should be having sex on my honeymoon, not updating my Facebook
page. I said that I would not be doing that.
And then here is another thing.
I brought up the thing where I said,
hopefully like when I married,
I won't even, I'll get rid of my Facebook.
And then she brought up the same thing where,
well, you gotta, your director or social media,
you gotta have that, but I can have ones that are not.
True.
Private, I can just have public ones.
Right. So when I get to that
road I mean that is what I would love to do is not even have a
Facebook she goes what about if your partner wants to have a
Facebook and you you're not going to have one I go look if that's what she
wants to do and continue to have a Facebook page that's that's cool
but I hopefully if I don't have one that we're not at dinner and she's checking it all right, right exactly
Right, I was fine with me and then she shot this idea to me she goes
What about well how do you how do you feel if you guys had a joint Facebook?
The keepo the friends I go I still have friends. I have friends who have joined email address. Okay, go ahead
I to keep all the friends. I go, I still have friends. I have friends who have joined email address. Okay, go ahead. I, if that's what my partner wanted to do, that's fine with me. But I think it's kind of stupid. Right. But do you think it's stupid because you
want to keep everything private? No, I just think I think I think it's important to keep
things just separate. Just point Facebook page.. I mean if that is the true thing that
My partner wants to have a Facebook page just to keep up with friends. That was the problem of having to join Facebook
This is the first one face one book one face one face one face per person step out of like one face per page
I don't want like 16 people in communicating with step out of your personal feelings. I am
Okay, I always am I always
It would be a very good show if I was always talking about my own issues and my own
Because you're the person does does he want to put their status up on their Facebook? Okay?
Step out of that mode right now. I have no status. Okay. If the Facebook is about
Keeping up with friends after you are married, is there a big deal
about having, what's wrong with having a joint Facebook?
Just seem stupid, what's the point?
It's your own thing that you create, it's a worker.
Facebook, for so many people, is an art,
is a creative expression.
And I think it takes away from that.
I think it takes away from your individuality
and expressing yourself.
A lot of people use it that way.
And I think that-
Yeah, but you got married to have a life together.
Why can't you share that with my-
Because you know what?
The biggest downfall of your marriage
is going to be that you become immeshed
and that you don't have a separate life.
That's a problem.
And my status is going to be like none of your affin business.
That's what my status is.
If I could change my face success,
big none of your business.
No, I don't think that-
Because Big Brother wants to know if you're with somebody your business. No, I don't think that- Is big brother wants to know
if you're with somebody or not?
No, I'm not going there.
Okay, so, but that's a good,
are people doing that though,
are people joining their Facebook pages?
Or is that just, she said the idea?
I haven't seen, she just had that idea
and she asked me what my thoughts would be on it.
And you would do it.
You're gonna make a good,
you'll make a good,
I said if this one, my partner wants to do, I think you'd make a really good
husband one day. I was just thinking that I could see it in you. I think you are evolving
into a good man. What does it, what has changed? I always say, I don't know, I'm just seeing
you differently. I would just, if I'm with somebody, I would respect them and I just think that you like for all your talk,
you would be good to a woman.
Yeah, I will.
But I'm not freezing it.
Again, I said that all the time,
but I just like, I'm not gonna take any crap.
If I am treating them how they should be treated,
respecting them, taking care of them,
and I'm getting crap and return,
then I'm not gonna be having it.
You just see the strong smart woman who's got her own life.
Done, we already figured it out, we'll find it.
Okay, this is the top 10 places,
best places to meet singles.
Okay. We gotta get into it.
We wanna hear this.
Yeah, meet single people in coffee shops.
This is one of them.
I met a guy in a coffee shop,
well, because I go to the same coffee shop every morning
and I did meet a guy in my coffee shop
that I ended up dating for two years.
Really?
Yeah, I still see in there all the time
he's going to marry me, things I care,
I don't know what that work doesn't matter.
But anyway, coffee shops are a favorite
when it comes to meeting singles
and may seem obvious to some are completely alien to others,
but it works.
So what you do is you find a busy coffee shop
that you feel comfortable and take up a space
near the main door.
Don't bring anything to distract yourself with.
The point is try not to involve yourself into something
so completely that you send off the I'm busy vibes. You want to see a approachable and hiding
by a laptop and a book doesn't help. Then make a point of greeting each person who comes
into the door, but not like a Walmart greeter, okay? So don't be like the Walmart greeter,
whether it's a smile or comment or whether it's a smile or comment or friendly hello. By doing this, you're making yourself known to all the other patrons,
you're also making yourself available, anything that comes your way. La la la la. I think
that's true. The coffee shops, if you've ever seen anyone like in Little
neighborhoods, like they're all the same people every morning, and if there's someone
that you like in that neighborhood, you could go stop for neighborhood and hang out with
them. Yeah, there's, I mean, the Starbucks, I know at least here in the Bay Area and
It was a big hangout for a lot of people my age and there's some small indie
Indie coffee shop. I love Martha's coffee. It's San Francisco chain. There's like five of them
If you ever come to San Francisco, you have to get Martha's coffee. I get every morning. It's amazing
There was this place called the Bay Street coffee in freeont, California that I used to go with friends after graduating high school.
And then that's where you would see girls that you liked in high school would still be at the
coffee shop and then you would talk to them. Yeah. But it's cool. I don't know, but I think it's
easier to talk when you're like in your 20-somethings, I want to get a little bit older, I don't know.
I think it's a little bit harder to talk to people
at the coffee shop.
Now, I think that people come in,
they're kind of like in the morning,
they're kind of just like, I don't know,
I think you could smile, say hello,
oh, he's standing in line.
We always went in the evening though,
at the talk to people in the evening.
Yeah.
We never did mornings.
We could go evening, that's true.
Mornings, people are too busy,
they're going places.
Well, if you're on the coffee shops,
well, you're right.
And it could be afternoon, people could get coffee all day long. So I think coffee shops are, it's kind of casual, people are too busy. They're going places. We're only coffee shops. Well, you're right. And it could be afternoon people go get coffee all day long.
So I think coffee shops are, it's kind of casual.
People are taking a break from work.
If it's not the morning, if it's the afternoon,
they're taking their three o'clock break or the two o'clock,
I don't know, it's good.
Coffee shops.
Okay, ready?
All right.
Socially, just meet single socially.
Separate from the obvious or several special events,
social events, you can increase,
you can attend to increase your chances of meeting something new.
Meeting someone new.
Triplan your weekly movie night through your friends and see you shows up every week, making
it clear that new people are welcome to join at any time, except every party, wedding,
or social networking invitation you are given and attend.
How about that?
How about saying yes to everything that you're invited to?
Like for no reason, not making excuses and just saying yes, or at least saying yes to one a week.
Another idea, it would be to host your own party,
where each invite to you brings a pat like dish
and a single friend.
I've been wanting to do that forever,
not the pat like part, because it would be alcohol,
but I would, I know so many amazing single people
in the city, like I could probably fix you up
with one of my friends.
Like you don't know any of my friends,
and you probably assume they would be drinking wine
and you would like, I'm just cutting you off there
before you even said it.
But I probably-
I probably like anyone who you suggest.
I don't even know.
No, that's not true.
These are all great ideas, okay.
Miggie, clear.
I like that.
I kind of want to do a-
A singles party?
No, no, no, no.
The whole going to everything that you're invited to.
Yeah, say yes.
You're invited to a billion stories.
So why?
I don't go to anything.
I do.
I do go to.
You go to way more things than I do.
No.
Oh my God, you're so funny.
I always think that you go to way more than I do.
Oh, everything I go to is work.
I'm not talking to anybody.
And I see the same people that anybody that interact with or because it's just like, it's
either record label people, security or people that work at venues.
And those are the same people that I see every single day.
You have to branch out, my friend.
Yeah.
Because I can't go on the crowd.
Do you want to come with me to gay wedding?
No, you should come with me to things.
I should make you, if this resonated with you, because I go to my favorite thing in the
whole world and I know this sounds really scary or weird to some people, but I love going into a room, a party, an event where
I know nobody.
I love going alone, I like going to weddings alone, I love doing things alone because I love
meeting new people.
I really, truly, truly love talking to people, meeting people.
And I like welcome those events, those kind of things.
So I love doing that.
So anyway, you come with me to something that you would never go to.
You just said you would.
You just consent to it.
Yeah, I'll go.
Okay. Meet singles at Hobby, Special Inter groups, and support groups. So if you truly
passed them a particular hobby, look for community group that services people with similar interests.
Your geographic location will determine whether or not they're readily accessible groups
waiting for your membership. So smaller communities, they might not be as comprehensive, talk
to local shops, frequent your hobby shops. You should go to AA meetings because those shicks give it up. No, they might not be as comprehensive, talk to local shops, frequent your hobby shops.
She got AA meetings because those shicks give it up.
No, they don't.
For real?
I've been to AA meetings with friends and you're not just talking about it though, AA meetings
publicly.
Another because it's anonymous.
Yeah, but what you totally do.
Another idea would be to contact national organizations overseeing some local chapters to
see if there's planning and speaking engagement.
So just a year like interested in any certain hobbies
or groups or activities, try to get involved.
Take a course at a college and other place.
Take a course at a college or university.
Whether you're taking a couple of courses
to refresh or a full-time university student
or a passion about painting, taking a painting class,
every community, both large and small, of courses you can take.
If money is an issue, think about taking class without getting credit or looking to how
old you have to be to receive free classes since many universities offer free options,
tuition free options.
And while you want to take classes that you have a personal professional interest in and
never heard take something you normally wouldn't.
Take a class and something like, I should take a cooking class.
I'm going to teach you how to cook.
Remember, I'm doing my...
Can I be on your show with you?
Yeah, I'll definitely show you how to make something.
I'll make it so that you can see.
I literally don't know how to make one thing.
I'm afraid for you.
You're afraid for me.
I am afraid.
I was so hungry last night and I had no food and it was sad.
There's a thing in the Bay Area.
There's an event that I want to go to.
It's called the
SJ Bike Party. It's once a month and it's hundreds and hundreds of people just writing on bikes through
San Jose, California. And it's not like those people that are like the angry bikers. No, no,
these are just people having fun. They had the last the last one they just had what had an aquatic
theme. Oh really? So people are dressed up like sharks and stuff like that.
Yeah, they're dry.
You should do that.
Yeah, it looks really fun.
Every town, no matter how big or small, has like the parade or events they do.
And you should go right now, even if you're listening, it's going, yeah, whatever.
And if you're listening to this, going, yeah, whatever, I would never do that.
Never do that.
Well, it was just time you had a date.
I want to know when was that time you had a date? I want to know when it was a time you had a date.
And if you're complaining to me that you live in a town where you can't find someone
to date, then this is your problem.
You should do one of these things I'm telling you.
Okay.
Join a health club.
I definitely need to do that.
Joining health club solves two problems.
You become less of a couch potato and more fit and think of all the people you'll meet.
The friends you meet here will be healthy, athletic, and attractive.
You'll look better and feel better at the same time.
Or you can go to sporting events, soccer, football,
basketball, go to professional games or college games,
your most guaranteed to have fun.
There's so many women.
Just getting you feeling, don't you feel like you can now
isn't you ready to meet someone?
Yeah, I got a couple ideas.
Good.
But the sports thing, so many beautiful women that I know
that are really into sports,
really into baseball, football, um, totally.
Don't know too many in basketball, even though I like basketball.
I love basketball.
Me too.
Um, oh my god.
I would definitely like go to some of this.
You would think if you go to sports bar, it's all gonna be a bunch of kids.
No, it's just, it could be yours at all time.
One of my friends, she told me that she's so, she's such into a discern football team at
a, well, all to say, Pittsburgh. Right. And she was living here in San Francisco and then
they had a bar for, for Pittsburgh fans and she goes there and she said, I don't know,
it's having so much fun. I just started making out with some random guy because my team got
to touch down. That is awesome. See, there you go. There you go. Some chicks started making Allison random guy because my team got touched down. That is awesome. See, there you go.
There you go.
Some chicks started making out with the random dude.
That was awesome.
I used to, when I moved here, I used to go to Michigan football games.
There was always not a football games, but sports bars that would play in the game.
And then all these people from college would be there that I didn't know without Michigan
alumni, whatever.
So like your alumni associations are good and never seen this.
I'm getting excited.
Everyone's going to get laid.
But we have to go because I still have a lot more left, but I could finish it a few more seconds. I'm getting excited, everyone's going to get laid.
But we have to go because I still have a lot more left,
but I could finish it in a few more seconds.
I'll share that one more.
Okay, online.
These are the best places to meet singles, online.
This is the latest method.
There are several online dating sites
where you check out profiles and photographs.
Internet has made it easier than ever to meet people.
Online dating isn't what it used to be
It's become a relatively safe method as you get to know your date before you go with him some online dating sites of thousands of participants And are still others even more than that the chances of running lower options are small at the very least
So you're not gonna run out if you date online. No, right? I mean
I never have run dry online and then I've got a few more.
Maybe we'll just finish them tomorrow because it is
national unmarried desperate singles week.
Yeah, we should do that for Thursday.
I really like this topic.
Oh, don't you love it?
We start the show with it on Thursday.
Really?
Yeah.
You want to flip the show format?
Yeah, can we do that?
Well, that work.
We'll replace it with the sex in the news.
We'll start talking about it.
Done, because I've also got what to do when you meet someone how to present yourself. Hi. I like it. Everyone will be happy in the news. I'm sorry talking about that. Done because I've also got what to do when you meet someone, how to present yourself.
Fine. I like it.
Everyone will be happy in the world.
Okay, we'll come back to that then.
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