Sex With Emily - SWE: Bitter Sweet

Episode Date: January 31, 2012

Emily attends the wildly successful Good Vibrations store opening in Oakland, CA, Emily interviews Kandi from Real Housewives of Atlanta - show will air this week, Emily solves a listener's stamina concerns, the number one fantasy for men and women, a bitter sweet final sex story, and Valentine's Contest to launch tomorrow. And yes, you could really win. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common, though? What do you mean, like, laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm off here.

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Happy day. Man my throat How beautiful is it this weekend? We even want eating. Oh, it's just staying in all weekend I was giving you sick everyone sick Kelsey sick today How beautiful is it this weekend? We even want eating. Oh, it's just staying in all weekend. I was giving over to him sick. Everyone's sick. Kelsey's sick today. I have nobody in the office today. I almost didn't want to go in. I was like, oh, it's working home.

But again, I can't even. How is it having nobody in the office? It's kind of nice. It's quiet. I can think. I can return to email. I've got stuff done. I kind of like it, actually.

But I need my peeps. But then everyone's sick. Yeah, but there was like some things You don't know how to do you like yeah, no, I walked and I'm like okay, this is bad I used to do everything with sex with Emily for years like the first you know five six years Not everything you always helped of course, but like technically I knew how to do but I had to give that up because there's so much going on So I don't know technically what to do about posting after the show. But it'll all happen. So whatever.

That's cool. Do you do anything over the weekend? Yeah, I did so many things. What did you do? Okay, well, first of all, okay, so I saw you in Friday. We interviewed Candy from Real Housewives. Yes. Atlanta.

Atlanta. And it was amazing. It was amazing. It was so fun. So like that kicked off my weekend, We're gonna be posting that interview shortly Next week or this week or at some point, but she's great. She's on the right house. Why she has a new hold on a minute She has a new Line of toys called bedroom candy and they're super cool toys. So I went okay, so that was wait no back up so Friday night we

We interviewed with her which was awesome so that was, wait, no, back up. So Friday night, we interviewed with her, which was awesome, and that was really fun. And then I had a friend in town from Toronto, and we went to like, I went to a party in three bars, like I was on the town drinking, hanging out. Yeah, I was on the town. I was drinking. Like a bar of art together. Like three bars. No, not wine. There was like a bar opening around from another bar that I went to. There was bars and parties. It was really fun. My friend was in town and we showed her a really good time.

That was after I met with Candy. Then I went to the Good Vibrations new store opening in Oakland. I went to Oakland. It was amazing. Good Vibrations is go to goodvibes.com. Goodvibrations.com. It's an amazing sex store in San Francisco. There's also one in Boston and now they're opening up all over the place.

You can also do mail order with them. You can order sex toys. They're my favorite. It's like such a warm, happy place coming home. So they knew a lot. They launched party with candy and I went and it was friggin crazy. I thought I could just like pull up it's up. It was six to nine. Of course, I didn't get there till seven. I'm thinking I can just pull up. No problem. It was lines around the corner. Yeah, it's candy. You don't know. I don't know that it's

gonna be crazy. Like oh my god. Thank God I'm press. I was like we're press, you know, and we did find a spot out of the deck star video in our video person here. And it was crazy. So we got in, but there was still a long line around the corner. And I just, the store is beautiful. And I always love good vibrations because the story that I've told about them is like, where I grew up in Michigan,

it was always like weird random sex, like those creepy sex toy stores in the back, you know, inside of the road, like men, some booking cigars and like, like, you know, like you put a dime, like men, some booking cigars and like, you know, like you put a dime in there, she whatever. Move to San Francisco, went to good vibrations and you have this like incredible experience

where you go in and everyone's really sex positive and you don't feel uncomfortable. I was like 22 when I went to buy a vibrator and they were like, oh, well, how do you order as? They just make it very, they make you so comfortable and it's disarming. So love good vibrations. So this is so happy for them that they have growth

in this amazing new store. And I was like, kid in a candy store because I haven't, I get the lot of the products, the sex toys in my, you know, I get them sent to me. And we're actually giving them away to everybody on Valentine's Day, thousands of dollars for the products this year. Anyway, I was just like, so they were here

for three hours, like surrounded by all the, all the good leaders and greatest toys, which are gonna be talking about around the market. Anyway, it was amazing. That's cool. And it was candy. Yeah, it's candy, everybody. I can't believe how many people were there, like 1000.

Yeah, it's, it's, it's, and they were like pissed, like people were like pissed, couldn't get in. Yeah, it's a big deal. But they finally did get in because she, she's on Bravo, which is one of, you know, the biggest networks for reality television on a very popular show. And she's going to draw a lot of people. Yeah, and she, they've been showing her like

working on these toys on the show for a while. So now that they're finally out, I'm sure people are really excited. Yeah, and they're so cool. And I got one. They gave me one as being part of the press. They had a special goodie bag for me. And I got some VIP like gift bag things. What? And I got her vibrator that looks like lipstick. Oh, you like that one. I love that one. So we're going to air her one Friday.

Cool. We videotaped some of it. And I was working on it this weekend and my laptop finally just. Dude, are you sure you're finally getting a new laptop? I hope. If I can get my combi to buy one you know the corporate world do you want me to call them because like you need

a friggin Mac everyone knows you're the Mac man yeah I don't know my it's always been this whole whole ordeal I mean I can't do this but when I my old company I mean the company I work for when I first got hired on with them they asked me know, a part of my job would be like doing some video for them, right? Right. And they asked me and they said, what equipment do you need? Just write down. I said, okay.

So I gave them the list and they came back and they go, well, we really want you to go PC on Mac. So corporate. And I said, I can't do that. Right. You can't have this job and do that like no well We just don't want to spend the money on the Mac So I got on then I got on the radio the next day and I said

My company wants me to go PC. I want to go Mac and I don't know what to do guys I go I'm not gonna do it somebody from corporate office an apple was the one that sent me the laptop so let's call him again I can't say oh hey give me another free laptop. No let's work out this angle or why can you do that again on the radio? No, I don't I don't have that much Say it here say it on this radio station Menace these in Mac does anyone want to send us some money so we can buy him a Mac or if you have a connection at Macbook Pro He'll talk about every day. He promotes it, we love Mac, send men as a Mac. And I'll take one too, but I want him to have it first because I love him.

It's very hard to get endorsements through them. I've actually been up for endorsement through Apple five times and I've never gotten it. And I'm the Mac person. I love Mac products. How much is it? The cheapest one that I want is $1900. Okay. We'll get it for you. Someone sent me this $1900.

Thank you. Okay. So, can I share something for me? Please do. Oh, why? You're about to fucking attack me. No, no, I'm just saying. Because you're from the East Coast, so you might not know the history Midwest somewhere over there.

You might not know the history, but I got a call today. So anybody that's a huge Disney fan, I got a dinner reservation. This is actually a dinner reservation that I'm excited about. This is probably one of the hardest place in America to get a dinner reservation to.

Okay. It's Club 33 at Disneyland. It's the private restaurant inside Disney. Is that like Mickey Mouse? It's every night and it's a special place that Walt Disney made for it was supposed to be for business partners. And then at 3D they open it up to only 400 people that are able to get a membership, to apply to get a, to just apply to be, to get this membership.

Right. You have to wait 14 years. And at the end of 14 years, you pay $10,000. That'd be a good friggin' meal. Yeah. And then, you have to wait till somebody else dies for you to go to the office. Yeah. I've heard about these kind of clubs. Okay, so you got in that's amazing

Yeah, so I get to go and have dinner there when you're going at the end of February. I'll find yeah I'm so excited better be a good friggin meal if it's that bit the best But it's probably the food is probably not that good. It's just the fact that it's a Disneyland Yeah, if you Google club 33 I'll tell you how hard it is like French laundry Do you know French laundry like the amazing? Longer does not have a 14-year-old waiting list. Not a they have a year waiting list. But menace, that's fun. Yeah, I'm really excited about that. I'm really happy for you. I thought you would least be excited about the whole

me going and having a little reservation. Am I going with you? Reservation now. But then I'm not excited. And there's dress code so I think I might wear a tuxedo. No way. Who are you taking? I'm somebody's plus one. Who's the plus one? My three of my friends. Whatever. Okay, so I was thinking about you because I, you know how you don't, so these are, okay, the rest of my weekend.

So when I went as part of Good Vibes, it was crazy, it was insane. We took, we did a really fun video that we're gonna post as well about the event, the craziness, the madness to get vibrators. It was a beautiful sight. On Lake Shore Drive in Oakland, I never go over there. Lake Shore Drive, yeah.

We're all the stuff's happening. Yeah, yeah. It was like a gap and then a good vibrations. Like I love our city. So anyway, so it was amazing. But after that, I was late because it was obviously a good vibration inside a good a birthday party. It started at seven.

Do you ever have this scenario when you get somewhere? What there should be a name for this? The party started at like eight. I got there at 11 and everyone was wasted and useless to me. Like I was not on their plate. I've been working. I've been shooting video as a good vibrations. You get to a party when everyone's already drunk.

It's kind of a bummer. And you're sober. I'm sober. I'm completely sober. Everyone's literally like almost out of alcohol already's kind of a bummer. And you're sober. I'm sober. I'm completely sober. Everyone's literally like almost out of alcohol already. It was just a bummer. And they had sushi earlier and the sushi was gone.

I was eating crackers. It was my thing I didn't find. I was so hungry. I didn't like to gain though. I know. But it's like such a bum. But you realize also when everyone's really drunk, not as interesting. Oh no.

It was like people that I really liked and then I'm like, I'm bored by all of you going home with my dog. It's terrible. Yeah, you just kind of show up for like 15 minutes and you bounce. Once you realize that's a situation. I know, but I have a picture for it too, but I didn't realize how late the Oakland thing

was gonna take, because Oakland's on the other side of the bridge. Oh my God, it's 15 minutes away. It's, I know, but it was like so much traffic getting there, not getting home now. I don't usually go over the bridge. I know you need to watch this video that's just up on YouTube. It has all these people. I did. The people say. Yeah, the San Francisco version. It's hilarious. It is because it's down. It's on my it's on my there's so much stuff in there that you say on there.

Like what? It reminds me so much of you. I don't go to Oakland. Oh, I, uh, there's this new cleanse, all this stuff that you've said. There's a celebration from half of Oatoline. I want to have to get in this restaurant. Okay. No problem. And have it when she holds it. Okay. So this is what we're talking about.

It's on YouTube right now. They have, it's called Shit People Say. And they have one for San Francisco, one for New York, one for LA. And the San Francisco one is posted on my Facebook section. No, it's on my personal page. I'll put it on my section of the only page. If you don't like me already, go like me now.

So many San Francisco skins are pissed off. That just shows that people in here are... They're pissed off about the video? Yeah, they're saying, oh, it wasn't represented right. Oh, it's not that funny, blah, blah. It was so funny, they're like, I'm only gonna eat half and they hold up their huge burrito you've ever seen, because San Francisco is like amazing Mexican food

and these large burritos. So many things that only we find are funny. I definitely thought it was geared really to the area that you live in, Noi Valley. I definitely believe it was. No, it was more mission district, hipsters. It was more hipsters. No, no, no, no.

Dude, those were hipsters in the video, and in the parking ticket, meanwhile I got two parking tickets this weekend. Oh, no, it's this. I am on such a bad, I am on a really bad, bad schedule here when it comes to the law. I realize, and I think I've shared all this on the show,

and this is nothing to do with myself. Oh, you, oh, I forgot. No, listen, I got an 85 dollar ticket. I got a 65 dollar ticket. I got a 65 dollar ticket. I was in an hour zone. I went to Dolores Park, which is this really fun park. Hipster. Hipster, hipster, Vel.

When it is warm in San Francisco, which it was this weekend, it was like 60 degrees and it was 60 degrees. What are you doing? You know, stop being drinking water. Yeah, I'm right now. It was like 60 degrees, 60 something. We are on the park. We were drinking.

It was Saturday during the day. And it was so beautiful. And, um, wait, what was my point? What was I saying? Uh, that you were getting all these tickets. Okay. So then I was parked in this one hour zone, but I didn't realize it was, it was a Saturday. It applied on Saturday. So I got a $65 ticket. Then I last night, oh, I went to Pier 23. I had such a Stanford school weekend, you know Pier 23. It's that bar on the right on Embaridery. My friend has a band and he was playing in a band, so I went there. We were listening to music, apparently meters go to 11. So then I got another ticket, that's $75 ticket.

But here's the worst thing that happened to me. So in the last two weeks, I've gotten pulled over by two cops. I'm going to be honest now. I haven't told you all this. I was driving down Market Street and I went left on market. You can't do that. Not allowed to go left on market. It's like illegal. It's like, don't make a left, don't make a left, don't make a left.

But I, there was another car that did it and I did it and there was a copy behind me and I got pulled over. So I got to take it for that. Then I drove on the shoulder of the road. What? Going to work. The shoulder? Well, I was getting in the highway and there was a cop and he thought that I was going

to hit him and he pulled me over and said that you almost killed me and what my wife do. And this is worse than running red light. And then I was jaywalking and I didn't get a ticket. Are you concerned? I'm concerned. You got a jaywalk? No, the cop yelled at me for day walking by and get tickets.

So I realized in one day, one of those incidents, but two of those things happened and I thought, maybe something's wrong with me. Four tickets? That's crazy. I know. That's insane. I just feel like I need to be a better, more focused driver. You need to give the app ticket stopper. Uh-huh. You need to give the, there's an app, ticket stopper. Uh-huh.

You need to get that app. It will explain, it uses GPS and it explains like all the parking situation. Okay, because it was confusing. Yeah, yeah. Some of it's really confusing. It's at seven to seven and then it's at seven to eleven and I filled it to seven, whatever, but that was fun going to, um, yeah, I did a lot this weekend, which is unusual because lately I've been just working blah, blah, blah. I was like, you know, I'm going to, so I did a lot this weekend, which is an unusual, because lately I've been

just working blah, blah, blah. I was like, you know, I'm going to peer 23. It's on the water. It's beautiful, it's beautiful. I never do things like that. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's fun. What about you?

I did a lot of errands. Fun, like bed, bath, and beyond. Bed, bath, and beyond type stuff. Just going to go into tarjay and all that kind of stuff. I watched what's your number. I think we should watch it at the party. Yeah, at the party tomorrow night. Oh, the party is tomorrow night. It's all about your sex number.

It's starting an aferis. It's pretty funny. It's all about how many of you leave stuff with, which is the topic that you should never ever talk about with anyone. And she declares that she doesn't want to go over this certain number and she says, I don't want to go over this certain number and having sex with people. So I need to go look at my exes. There's something that I must have missed.

So I want to try to see if I can work it out with one of the exes. And it was all about that. It was pretty. It was pretty. It's a movie. Yeah. Yeah. And you saw it. Yeah. It's on to band. Any half cable now so we can watch it. It's hilarious. It's a movie. Yeah. Yeah. And you saw it?

Yeah. It's on the band. Any half cable now so we can watch it. It's hilarious. I would love that. You love it. Oh my God. It talks about so much stuff. When did it come out?

I think it came out a couple months ago. Okay. Let's do that because we are having a sex with Emily reunion party specials. reunion party specials. Well, it's all the interns that have been with me from the beginning of time, not all of them, but for the like the last year, which is a lot. And I love all my interns.

They're freaking amazing. And they're coming over and I'm getting Thai food from really good Thai place. I hope you like Thai food. Lots of alcohol. I'm making jello shots. Oh no. Because jello shots are fun. And I love them. And I found the cops.

Yeah. You never just see jello shot cops. And I was like, this is a sign I'm making jello shots. And lots of alcohol. And I figured it's this reunion. We could do fun, make some fun videos of the night. That's cool. You're coming. Yeah, I'm coming. And I'm sorry that it's on school night. Yeah. So I don't really know if I'm gonna get hammered, so they can't. You can, everyone can crash in my house, I call them. Yeah, awesome. Yeah, that's gonna be really fun. And then I nerded out for anybody that's iPhone fan out there,

because I know a lot of people are iPhone fans. Yeah. I found this website where you can buy replacement parts for your iPhone, and I can change the color of my iPhone to be like bright green. How cool. So I can have like an exclusive iPhone. Oh, that's cool. There's this website. If you, it was like, if you Google colored laptop, like my dream is, you know, to have a MacBook Pro, but there's this special website where like

celebrities get their their laptop's colorized. So you could have like a blue one. That's so cool. You can't just think that you could just do that. No, no, it's like you'd get the metal dyed. I just get you a laptop that works, and then we can talk about coloring it. Yeah, so I'm all like nerding out over the weekend. That's awesome. And then what else did you watch?

Because we both watched, did it, Kardashians, I have all the sun the sun I didn't watch the final it was this weekend. How was it? It was good because I as you know I I'm slowly slowly moving in television watching So I've had the TV now for like seven to eight months and I've Took me well, but now I'm like okay I'm turning the TV when I when I get home and I have like have things on my D if it my DVR is full Already right. Yeah, it's crazy I'm turning the TV when I get home and I have like half things on my DVR is full. Already? Right. Yeah, it's crazy.

So I watched a little bit of the Kardashian thing and you see the demise of their relationship. He's young, this is my hell take on their marriage. He's an idiot. He's a young kid who like doesn't even know what hit him goes up at the mid, fun the midwest, like just move, got this big contract, whatever. Like doesn't have a, hasn't been out but like a mid and bust turned out like where I grew up, Michigan, small town guy

and he's like a dude who like kind of like, there's certain like don't tell me what to do or like you know, that's what, that's what's so important though that I like about him is. He didn't exist. He's like kind of just not that smart. Not that mature, he has not that, he has been bit on the world yet and Kim is so used to guys kissing

her ass and this guy just doesn't know how he doesn't get it like it's not even like you probably would like if he had known that that's what she needed. He's so young. He doesn't bow down to her at all, but he doesn't even know how it doesn't know that's important. Doesn't know that sometimes you do need to bow down to a woman and that woman like to feel cherished and it's okay like he just doesn't get that sometimes you do need to bow down to a woman and that women like to feel cherished and it's okay like he doesn't get it is young. She's more sophisticated and you could see that she just all of a sudden the demise was over her like inability to have a conversation with him. She was like I have nothing to say to this guy like she's like so how is your day? Like she

literally they weren't connecting on intellectual level which is such a if any of you have ever been on that date when you're just sitting there and you have nothing to say to each other and you're like, this is just a bad person, I don't want everyone to go out with them again. Like, that was their relationship. And nothing to go out and I think she was like,

he's not what I thought and she's like, and she's full on, am I telling too much if people have inscribed it? And she's full on telling like, the demise of relationships, she could feel it happening and she was like, I don't know how I feel about him. I rushed into it. She totally admitted.

She's like, I shouldn't have, I got caught up in the wedding. I got caught up in the wedding and the planning and the fairy tale. She said, but I don't think I really know this guy. And so she really like broke down. You know, she broke down, literally broke down on camera and was happy.

And you could like, you saw it, just like break down over that episode. And then they left New York and she's like, I never want to come back here. No, really. Yeah, so anyway, that's why they wrote, because I think she realized that he's just kind of married a tool.

That he's a tool? No, that he's just young. Yeah, he has. He's not mature. And if he married somebody who's not emotional, he might be whatever, but he's not, he's not emotionally mature. And I'm not saying that Kim is like at the pinnacle

of her emotional maturity, but they're not, he's a kid mature and I'm not saying that Kim is like at the pinnacle of her emotional maturity But they're not he's a kid Yeah, and yeah, he got blinded by the light and then he realized kind of sucked and she saw Hings out with high society and his whole goal is after he's done He wants to move back to Minnesota. Yeah, she's not gonna miss out what but the the alarming thing and the disturbing thing about the show was that there was so much reference to, like, she didn't know that he wanted to move to Minnesota. They didn't type one thing. They didn't type one thing. My love is going off.

Oh, God. Why would that be happening? So, didn't do anything before you, okay, let's learn a lesson from Kim Kardashian. Before you get married, have some conversations, simple conversations, where are we gonna live when we want children? Tom. I think she was also just so busy that she never even had time to have these conversations with.

I know. Because she would be often, you know, Dubai and all this stuff. There was a lot of time apart, even between when they were getting ready to get married, you know, Dubai and all the stuff. There was a lot of time apart, even between when they were getting ready to get married, you know? But you saw the signs so quickly. So quickly. Like, if you watch all the other stuff.

I saw like the first one. So I caught up on that. I watched the real husband with Lanna. They went to Africa. Yeah. Oh my God, this is so, I haven't done any of my sexism. I love all them. Yeah.

I love all the shows. But I started to watch it because candy, because we have her on the show. So I have to watch a mob wives. You think the real housewives are crazy, mob wives? And they're real, it's reality. Oh yeah, it's super real. They actually, after it already, they've already taped it into it's in the middle of airing. And the main chick was on TMZ.

Her husband ratted out like half her family to the DA and now they're all in prison right now. Oh my God. Yeah. That's crazy. I have to watch it. Okay, we've been talking for a while now. Yeah.

But I haven't gotten into anything that I, well. Oh, real quick though. Sorry. Have you seen any of the photos online who they're saying is a Chloe Kardashian's real dad? No, he looks just like her. It's ridiculous. It's um, he's like Chris Jenner's old hairdresser. His name was he was a guy. He wasn't a guy. You need to think that. And his name is Alex. And her middle name is Alexandra. And they look identical.

Oh my God. And it's a known thing that she had a fling with our hairdresser. Was she admitted having a fling with some other guy? But you know, the time's in a match up because she had a fling with this guy like way after she was born. Right. Okay. So they're saying this is the real dad. Wow.

And he was in that hole. There was this video that Kim posted that her mom made when she turned 30 about, she made a music video, the play at her party or birthday party. Okay. And she had like all these people in it and this guy is in the video. Oh really? That's crazy. These sounds like conspiracy theorists who have no other time but to scavenger on the internet to find.

Wait until I show you this picture. Go ahead and talk about your other thing but I'm not going to. Okay, this one I want to say, this tomorrow or when's the first of February, Wednesday, we are launching our, there's 30 days in January, 31 days in January. Are you low energy today? Your tone is a little low. Are you okay? Am I strong? I'm sick.

I'm a little sick. Okay. My energy's lower, my tone's low. You're energy. Ah, sexually friendly. Spread the love Valentine's Day contest. So we are launching it. I'm the first.

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Okay, ready? So, I know we're doing audio, and you might not be able to see this on the camera. So, get on the Google and type in Chloe Kardashian's real father. And you'll, this guy, Alex, who's a hairdresser from Los Angeles, who was friends with Chris Jenner at the time of her birth,

is apparently the real father. So, are you ready? Ready. Look, they're saying that's the real dad. I don't see any resemblance. You don't see any resemblance? No resemblance. What are you talking about?

Not even, not even an Iota resemblance. What? Nothing. Are you on the Kardashian payroll or something? Look, not at all. They don on the Kardashian payroll or something? Look. Not at all. They don't look like are you serious? I'm serious. I don't know Chloe Chloe Kardashian that well, even I Mean you might watch her more so you see it more in him I'm just looking for the first time and I don't see it. I think it's conspiracy thirst. What's she saying about it?

first time and I don't see it. I think it's conspiracy thirst. What's she saying about it? Um, I, well, she's not saying anything because apparently it's going to be part of the plotline of one of her upcoming shows because she's coming back with her husband, the Chloe Lamar. See, the Kardashian train never stops. So once one show and the other one starts, right. That's amazing. So this show just ended with Kim and Courtney and now her show is going to start with one. Wow. That's cool. It's great. Right. Yeah. You're going to watch them all, aren't you? Oh, hell yeah. I'm going to keep them millionaires. Come on now. Oh my god. It's crazy. How much money they make like they are everywhere. So like they made 65 million last year, but Kim alone herself made 30 million. Seriously? Yeah. $25 million last year, but Kim alone herself made $30 million. Seriously?

Yeah. Like even the little, the, the girls are like 14 and 17. Like they are, they are even made like way more of the money than you and I have made in our lifetime. That is so unfair. What are we, what are we, what are we doing wrong? Huh. We're making content every day that's very entertaining.

We do. Which is no one has recognized us, except for our hard core listeners that we think. Especially for today, because if I am a little low-energy, I'm sorry. But I don't feel low-energy. I feel so energetic and happy right now. Okay, good. We should get in some emails.

Sorry about my throat. And the topic is casual sacs that we're going to get a little bit. I was trying to see what kind of case you had. Is it a good one? Yeah, in case it's good. We're all obsessed with the iPhone's now because everybody- It's in CIPIO case.

Ladies and gentlemen. You're not helping me, A to D. What? Go ahead. What? You finally got an iPhone. So now you're all iPhone- I have an iPhone. I'm obsessed with my iPhone. I'm the last person on the planet to get an iPhone out of everybody I know. I had a freaking droid and I'm sorry if they were going to be an advertiser, I'll say that I love you,

but really I'm so overjoyed. Like I can't believe I didn't have an iPhone. Like I'm so Mac, I'm such a Mac girl. Like I had a Mac forever for 15 years. I can't even like touch a piece. Why didn't I have an iPhone? I was carrying on my iPod. Because you're sort of losing your mind.

That's why. Now it's my iPod. I'm a loser. I'm the only person who's using their iPod. So many people that are just like you, because it wasn't a real one. I know, I'm just kidding. Just living in San Francisco,

like everyone's got an iPhone. Mine's white though, it's really pretty. And I'm obsessed with downloading apps and organizing myself through all these apps. I love it. I bet you haven't even downloaded Joe now. I haven't yet. I need to.

Oh my god. If you haven't downloaded, I'm afraid of it because I made it. I love it. It's called Kegal Camp. It's doing really well. People friggin love Kegal Camp. Oh, and we're updating it in two weeks. It's so bad.

We're updating it. I'm just, you know what? Because it's me talking. I should download it. I mean, I've seen it, of course, but I don't want to. Anyway, it helps you with your, and I'm going to talk with you in a minute, because this actually is in the next email. It's about kegels.

No, it's not about kegels. Okay, I'm going to read your emails that you send to feedback at sexwithemily.com. Love hearing from anybody. Why are you laughing at me? No, you're so ridiculous. Okay. Dear Emily, sex question. When I'm struggling with my stamina, what do you think is the best to do?

Start and stop every 20 seconds, which is normally what I do, and which I know can be frustrating for the girl, or not stop. Come, even if it's embarrassing fast, and then hopefully be able to get hard and try again in a bit. Have always wondered this. Thanks.

They're actually some name. I assume it's a dude. The Sagamara's penis. Okay, here's the deal. Neither one of those situations are good. Right. Right. Did you hear situations that he should stop and start every twist? Okay, I think that you need to stop and start. I don't want to make this. Just turn off your alarm. Go to your, oh my God, people. Go to your settings. Go to your phone here. Go to your,

just need to do it. Okay, so here's the thing about this. You need to, you could either master maybe forehand, which helps pre-gaming as men as calls it. Knows what, know when you're gonna get off. So know when you're point of no return is. If you usually ejaculate, well penetrating her in doggy style for position, for example,

you would save that position for later. Kegel exercises help men stay stronger at longer. I don't know why there was an alarm on them, sorry. Kegel exercises are so funny, because even a friend of mine this weekend who knew about Kegel camp as a guy, and he's like, oh, that's cool for women. I'm like, no, it's funny,

because I get more emails from men, how it has helped them maintain erections and stay harder longer. I literally think that keglet exercises, like I think I've started a trend. I mean, they've always been around, but I think they hugely, hugely solve problems that women have or sex and men keglet.

So. It's not a gimmick. You can ask anybody, doctors, everything. Yeah, it's like doctors prescribe it to you. So that's what I would say. So what I'm saying is there is no win, win to this lose, lose situation of you stopping and starting every 20 seconds, which is annoying, or if you come really, really fast, that can

be annoying after a while, too. So let's just try to solve the problem here and do one of these things. Don't have sex the same way you masturbate because quick thrusts don't have the situation for her. So just, we need to work on your pebbles and you need to practice the stop-start method by yourself when you need to work on your kegels and you need to practice the stop start method by yourself when your master waiting We before you feel like before you're about to have an orgasm you stop yourself. You start again We talk about it all the time but start with your kegels

What's funny is yes, everything goes back to the Kardashians. There was an episode. Oh my god There's an episode no, no, but there's episode with the with the mother Chris and she went to a doctor, and she's had so many kids, that the doctor asked, are you doing kegels and boba? So, you know, there's- That was on the Kardashians. Yeah, so it is important. I should get every doctor to prescribe my app.

Yeah. Seriously, if you're a doctor, no, I'm sure it does have health benefits. Per- Then I can finally afford to go to French laundry. Well, honey, I just, everyone does have health benefits. Percent by that. And then we can finally afford to go to French laundry. We're on that. Oh, honey, I just everyone listening, but my app right now, I would buy

minus a laptop first. Oh, okay, thank you. I greatly appreciate that. You need to take me into flower water though, because I just found out that it's actually pizza. Oh yeah, it's amazing. I thought it was some like, Do you know that I had a reservation

and I canceled the other night? What? I was just because my friend Tony, who I'm developing the products with, he was in town and he, we were going to each other two nights, but he had to leave early because his kid was sick. So I canceled.

And I know I could have gone with someone, but I didn't know who. Well now they probably won't let you make it in the room. Oh no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, it's an amazing restaurant in San Francisco called Flora Water. I wanna go.

Maybe within less Steve Jobs in there one time. I know, do you wanna go with me? I'm a little famous. Yeah, I'm down. Okay. That's what I Water. I want to go. Do I even let Steve Jobs in there one time? I know. Do I want to go with me? I'm down. Okay. That's what I go. I'll go. Dude, I'll take you.

Okay, Emily, I love sax with Emily. I was a senior show one and a half years ago and it was the show on the top 10 things that turned men and women on. Number one was doing a strip tease for your partner. My wife Nancy had been diagnosed with cancer and was losing some energy and so we had sex in three or four months. I told her about the number one turn on and she rolled her eyes so I said okay just watch and did a very average strip tease for her. She wanted to kiss so we did that and then snuggle in a beautiful love together in both climaxed. She told me that she hadn't even meant to do it but got so turned on by me stripping

just for her. She passed away in March, and that was the last time we had sex together. Please accept my thanks for that time with Nancy for your show and for the great work and service you provide, Cheers West. From Parkdale, Oregon, he's a premium friend of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of the feds of That makes me so sad and happy at the same time. They're sweet. I'm so sorry west about your wife I'm so glad that you have a really fantastic memory of fun loving memory of the last time you guys had sex together So if you want to cry, yeah, I just watched the movie I never cry. I just watched the movie 50 50 also over the weekend It was about cancer. It's crazy 50, 50 also over the weekend. It was about cancer. It's crazy. That's so intense. So from listening to this show, like, which we were giving tips about

strategies, the number one thing, top 10 things that turn on men and women. And he just did one of them. That's amazing. That I really, I need to like, I want to stop the show right now and I like have a moment of, um, moment of morning for Nancy. All right. Let's do it. Five seconds. Does five seconds? No.

How long? I don't know. I thought you wanted another show. You want another show? Yeah. You can't go on after that. How long is it? How long are we going?

We're 35 minutes. Okay. We should end the show. Yeah. That's when I'm going to get to the topic. No, we're bringing up the topic the other day. But we want to say thank you to him, though. Thank you so much, Wes, and Park De Organ.

I appreciate the email. That's a great email. All right. Okay, thanks. Where are we leaving the show? Yeah, we'll pick it up tomorrow. Yeah? No?

Okay. Good. Noah, is it awkward? Or do you want to keep on going? You're the boss? Now I can end it, but we but okay great. Yeah, no because you know why why you get to figure out how to turn off your alarm No, I got that okay. No, let's go. We can have it. I hope you enjoyed the show today's show is fun and different It was it was a lot of TV talk which Jesus I'm new to I'm new to Okay, everyone think all the listeners I work I want to think all the listeners, I work, I'm sorry.

That's okay, I love listeners. I love all the listeners, thank you for listening all the time. We have a great show coming up with candy that you have to stick around this week. Yeah, stick around this week, we've got, we've got a lot of great shows this week and especially with the Valentine's Day. And also go to sectionalme.com or EmilyMores.com, same thing, M-O-R-S-E, where you can see the details of our Valentine's Day Contest, because really, like a lot of people are going to win stuff.

It's not just like three people. I think it's like a lot more than that, because we've got so much, I have to get rid of all the toys that have come into my office because it's in the middle of it. You need the room. So okay, everyone, thanks so much for listening to Section Family. It was good for you, email me, feedback at sectionalme.com. Thanks so much for listening to Sex with Emily. It was good for you, email me feedback at sexwithamlee.com.