Sex With Emily - SWE: Hand Job

Episode Date: July 22, 2011

Emily's going to a sex party and Menace is going to party with his prom date. Emily and Menace discuss the biggest first date deal-breakers, Harry Potter and the power of the V. Why you should never give your partner your email password and when is the right time to break up. Also, how to give a man a great hand job and Mneace shares how he likes to masturbate. Should Emily give Menace a hand job? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bet through eyes they call them in a fight on me. Hey Evelyn, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand.

Oh my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much. Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm so dumb.

Being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information about sex with Emily, go to sexwithemily.com where you can listen to all of our podcasts. And you can become a Friends with Benefits member, which is awesome.

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But what kind of pictures would you prefer if they did send them to you? I'm not saying. Someone sent me a picture of his dog yesterday, which was so nice. Yeah, I think his name is Sam. Yeah, well, because I was talking on my dog, so he sent me a picture of his dog, which is a really cute dog. And I don't know, just pictures of who they are and whatever, but you don't need penis shots. No penis shots. We'll see you for our email us.

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So yeah, how you doing, menace? I'm really good. Sorry, right before the show, like minutes before the show, I was eating a burrito. Because last night I hung out with my friends and they're like big fitness buffs. Okay. And I'm not saying the burrito, burrito, super healthy, but they were getting on because I don't eat till late in the afternoon, like all day. That's bad. Yeah, because I get it. Don't you get hungry? I get up super early.

No, I'm just so busy. Right. But the problem is the reason I'm not eating that much, but I'm not like losing a ton of weight is because when I do eat, I eat a lot and then I go directly to sleep. Yeah, that's not good. So, that's not a good thing. So, they're getting on me.

Are you gonna breakfast now? Yeah, I'm gonna try. Oh, good. They have like a shake or something, like a protein shake. Yeah, so they're getting on me, they're like, you need it. You have to. Eat more and change your style up and I go, okay, fine. So that's why I was eating them, Brito.

Okay, that's good, honey. You've got to eat more. I think you've got to be healthier. It's important. It's important to have three meals a day and you better sex that way too. We know if you're healthier, you're having a healthier sex life. Maybe that's good. Yeah, isn't that good to know?

Yeah. Yeah, so you know a lot of things. Maybe that's good. Yeah, isn't that good to know? Yeah. What's going on with you? You know, a lot of things. I'm excited for my little road chip, TLA. My big road chip, TLA. I'm gonna go on Saturday because I'm staying through the night, Friday night, to a wine-tasting.

I'm just staying in L.A. Yeah. I'm staying with a friend. Oh, a friend. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Sure.

Yeah, what kind of friend? What kind of friend? He's my ex-boyfriend. Oh, yeah But you know, I don't think this the one we've been talking about for years. Yeah, we're not sleeping together though Um, he just broke up with some girl and we're not just broke up with a girl. Yeah, we're not sleeping together Ex-boyfriend in LA for a couple days. I'm not gonna say for them. I totally believe I've got yeah, I'm really not I think we're kind of beyond sleeping together No, I'm serious. It's really changed. It's changed.

We've evolved. We've grown. You're just, look. What? You don't need to sell me a bunch of things. I'm not selling you. I'm just, I'm feeling right now that I don't want to sleep with them.

I'm not saying that it won't happen. But I'm saying that I don't think we're there. I don't think we're there. I think we're past it. I think we're friends. Like I talked to him through this breakup. I I just feel like it's really Believe me. Wow

Believe me, man. It's nothing, but I'm excited. I'm gonna be I told you I'm play by radio and the Heidi and Frank show and Have a bunch of meetings in LA and then drive back. It'll be fun. My little mini and my car and my dog, which is awesome Speaking about Heidi and Frank. I was talking to a radio friend of mine last night and I mentioned how you can Frank. I never heard the show before. And because I was just talking about how we do things here. And I was like, oh yeah, there's the Heidi Frank show out of Los Angeles that does the same thing we do.

And he was saying nothing but good things about them saying that they did a really good show. So don't let us down Why you're on the show? I won't let you down. I won't suck. You guys listen to it It's down to like 10 30 or something like that in the morning 11 11 30 so That's next week. So we'll be having still be having shows I won't be here But we were doing some shows for you anyway with some actually amazing shows coming up really some guests

We've got some really fun guests on the show and we've got some guests. We've got some really fun guests on the show. And we've got people who are experts in this man Tuesday show expanded orgasms and reviving her sex drive. One of the top questions I get asked is about how people can like enhance their sex drive or how they can bring the sex drive back to the sex passion, all that stuff back to the relationship. So we're going to be talking about that. And then on Monday's show, we have another guest who's talking about sex parties in San Francisco. Oh, okay. Oh, talking about that. And then on Monday's show, we have another guest who's talking about sex parties in San Francisco. Oh, okay. Oh, how about that?

So I think we'll get invites, too, if we want to go. Did you mention the other day kind of glossed over it that you were going to an Orgy? I was going to a sex party. I'm going to go to a sex party. Oh, I should go to one in LA now that I'm thinking about it. I've got a whole connection down there. You're just going to a sex party just for, you know, fun. It's fun. Do you want to go? No.

You don't have to do anything. What is it? A man and a woman have to do anything. What is it? A man and a woman have to go together as a couple. Or a woman can go along with everybody. But it's like in two weeks. In two weeks? Two, three weeks. I am busy.

Dude, you're so not busy. You just don't want to go. I think for this show, if you really care about this show, you'd go with me to sex party. And you would use the masturbation sleeve on your penis. If you cared about learning more about sex and relationships You would you would do stuff like that minus just for the good of the show you do everything else for work And I just feel like you need to come with me to sex party and you need to use a masturbation toy

That's all I've never asked you I didn't see them at the ball yet or whatever You probably didn't read any emails that said they should eat the banana already. I didn't know I know this. She back at seximely.com. Should she eat the banana or wait until November to eat the banana? Because there's cameras right now in the studio. You could watch me eating a banana because we lost-

I didn't lose a bet, but he thinks I lost a bet about me. LaCooner's going to the Marines ball with some dude with some Marine. Yeah, and you did lose because you said Marine's ball with some dude with some Marine. Yeah. And you did lose because you said she's not going to do it. Dude, it's not November yet. Let's wait till it passes. Okay. What else?

We'll see. Okay. Today's show. We've got a lot going to announce the winner of our contest and read some of your responses to what are the top deal breakers in a relationship or when you're dating someone, when you meet someone for the first time, what can go wrong that you're like a game over Also some topics include Hand jobs comparing your current partner with your ex and getting him to go down on you

That's that's some of the topics and emails and For our sex topic we'll be talking about his and her hand jobs find out the right techniques to enhance your handies Hands your handies and hands your handies. And hands your handies. And hands your handies. How, you know, medicine I used to have this hand job debate that went on and on and on. So I thought we should give some advice to people how to give really good hand ups. And then we've got some sex in the news.

And again, we are taking your calls, if you'd like to call in for one, five, nine, nine, two, seven, three, nine, two. Cool, I'm just tweeting it out right now. That's why I'm on my phone. I know, I know, you're not listening to me. It's okay. I am listening to you.

Yeah, what's up with you? Nothing, I was gonna, I know you're not listening to me. I am listening to you. Yeah, what's up with you? Nothing I was gonna I know you were gonna record some other stuff today, but I got to meet up with this band called cober starship I know you're a huge fan huge fan. Oh my god. I got a lot of posters of them all over my bedroom and then After that, I got to go to San Jose. I'm gonna go DJ a charity event for children. Oh, that's nice for children For the children. Oh, that's good. And then it goes late into the night, like a DJ event and a Wednesday. Yeah, it sucks because you know, I know I was like, how are you DJing on a school night? It's for the kids. So they got to do it. They asked me to. And then tomorrow, I got invited to some a dot com party. Okay. Don't know if I can go for it. It's like a it's like a barbecue date type party and then These these girls from high school that I know

Uh-huh that haven't seen in forever. I took one of them to the prom As a favor and then as a favor and no I was told she was doing you a favor. She just broke up with her boyfriend. Okay. Okay. You were like best friends or whatever. Yeah. And then the other girl that's her friends, we were like flaring on and off like years. But now she's married with a baby, whatever. But they're going to be both in town and they want to go party. So we're gonna take them. We had a guy at the guest today. Where to go party? Where are you? Where do you take them party? Because I got, you know, because chicks, I don't know why, but they'd love, oh, I where to go party. Where are you, where do you take him party? Because I got, you know, because chicks, I don't know why, but they love,

oh, I wanna go dancing, I wanna go out. Cause you know when they're locked up and they're married or like, you know, people that are just, so you gotta take them out of dancing. And they wanna go dancing on this stuff. So I have a friend that owns a nightclub right up the street. So I'm just gonna say, hey, I'm coming by

and it was cool because I get to be the cool guy, I would get to go walking front. You get to get to the front of the line. I only roll that way. I get, I get, you know, drink passes. No, not even, I mean, I get escorted all the way up to my private table, all that kind of stuff.

Every time I go, I go, I go, you never go. You never go. Because that is just not my scene. And you know how many people, because you know, we've talked about this before, I do that dubstep. So, so many people want me to do club nights now. And it's just not my thing. I don't want to keep on turning down gigs all the time.

And they want to give me money. I know. I don't just don't want to do it. I still want to be out there. You don't want to be the club. You got to go to bed early. I understand. I understand what it's like.

No, I hear you. Sleep is awesome. Sleep is awesome. And I still have to get my new bed Which has been on my list for a month and a half I have the story to do it. Oh, right that too I'm getting a new bed frame, but I need a new bed to yes We need to talk about that. I just get the with the president of the company I love that you did that and I will talk I will talk the crap out of this new bed

All right, and I will have sex in it and everything. I had the Simmons Pilotop Beauty Rest mattress. Is it amazing? And it's amazing. Why is it manly? Is there a difference in it? No, it's just because the name's Pilotop. It's a sweet.

Beauty rest. Right. OK, I'm going to check him out. So I'm going to do that. And what else? I don't know. There's a lot. Yeah.

So yeah, all that's going on. Still, I just don't, I don't want to go out, but so many people just want to hang out. I know. I've gone through those phases before. Yeah, no, I've gone through those phases and you just have to say no. I got kind of asked out by three different people the night and I'm saying no. I'm saying no because I have too much, I know, whatever work to do because I've plans tomorrow night. I'm leaving first thing Saturday morning, although the dinner I'm going to Saturday night start at 9.30, it's for a wine company, and there's a six-course meal with wine pairings

at every meal. So how the hell am I going to drive to LA early in the morning if I'm going to be hungover? That's going to be a problem. That's not good. And then also, another reason I want to go out is because I'm traveling to Chicago. So if we have any listeners from Chicago, feedback at sexwithemily.com, because I love food, so if they have any food recommendations

out there, let me know. Okay, I'll give you some tips. It's not on the south side, because I've been to south side and I almost died. You almost died. Okay, be careful. I can give you some names too. That's kind of my home.

I'm from Michigan, we live in your Chicago, all that stuff. Okay, well, I've got some sex, and first I think we should do the deal breaker contest responses because we got some funny deal breaker and we got a great winner here. Okay, we asked listeners to send us their first date deal breakers. The best response we said would win a sexy prize,

and we're gonna give out that prize today. Okay, so here's just some of the answers to give you a perspective. We've got Facebook answers from Susie. She says he must love dogs. Bodhisattva said smoking or being rude in general is a deal breaker. Scott said I owned a cat, but I think smoking would, he said owning a cat would be a deal breaker or smoking would be number one.

Bradley said getting sloppy, drunk, or smoking. People don't seem to like smoking. That's a deal breaker. We're smoking a deal breaker for you, minus smoking. No, I've I've dated smokers. Doesn't value. I mean bothers me. I think I rather than not smoke right by the time they're every they're heavy smokers. Right. It's so dehydrating when you're making out with them. I know. Totally. You're looking at the photo. It is not a naked photo. I was like, what are you doing? I have my Instagram open on my, on the right here.

I love the picture that you took of me and Daisy. Oh, is it up on something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's everywhere. It's like on Facebook and all that stuff. Okay, these are deal breakers. Okay. You know the random thing right there.

Yeah, totally. But here's another deal breaker. Not smiling or enjoying oneself. Being rude or holding my hand and telling me you'd like to have my baby. Wow, I could sell a story or three. That would be a first-aid deal breaker. I want your baby. Victoria said, actually, this is from a friend of mine

from high school. She's so funny. Asking you to hide in the closet because the ex-wife is at the door or walking out in the middle of the parking lot and getting a pat on the back, getting the pat on the back as a good night. So if he just patched you on the back and he doesn't try to kiss you, that's kind of a deal breaker. That was for my best friend from high school. She was the one on my page speaking of best friends from high school. Joseph said, a lack of preparation as in using the phrase,

what do you want to do at any point during the date? Even though we decided that it's the Asker, I don't know why I'm just talking about it, the Asker has to plan a date. Whoever asks for the date should plan a date. And don't. But I went out not too long ago and she ended up having a work late, so all the plans that I made, I got screwed up and then there was nothing I could do

because all the places. So then she should have made it right. They closed. So then what happened? I never just go into other places, but it sucked because I had like really cool things planned and it just totally got thrown out of the way. Right, right, right.

And then so I look, I look kind of lame because I'm like, yeah, but you told her that you had a plan. She's lame for working late. It's not a fault. I can't do it. You know how many days I've blown off. I have to, honey. I blow off my whole life because I'm working. Okay, then from Twitter, we got some Twitter responses and my Twitter is sex with Emily. These are your first-day deal breakers, and if you want to up-call us if you want to share any of yours, says he is still married, but he likes me. Really? Oh, no. I've had that. I've had married guys to hit on me and be like, but I really like you, but I really want. Really? Oh no. I've had that. I've had married guys to hit on me and be like,

but I really like you, but I really want to go. I'm like, you're married. I've been hit on by plenty of married men that it's very, it's just starving, but it's true that it's out there that married men do. Many married men are willing to cheat, given the opportunity. I'm sure it goes for women too.

Ellie and the sex says he spits, choose with his mouth open, doesn't offer to pay, doesn't say, please, and thank you are all deal breakers. I agree, chewing with mouth open, not good. Douglas says being so wrapped up in texting or phone that interrupts our conversation,

put the damn phone away. That's what I do. If I'm out with some area like phone is in the pocket and tell they go to the bathroom and then I Exactly that's why do that or I go to the They come back they come back in your cell in the phone or they're like oh someone's in the bathroom And they come back and you're already on their phone like two seconds later. I always yeah, I always check the phone put it back I'll look that's okay. Okay, Kinesar said this from Twitter back all the other okay canis are said this from Twitter saying me and Aaron when you mean Aaron and I so not speaking grammatically correct oh god I would be so kicked out

okay this is what yeah well I don't see you not speaking grammatically correct really there's just some words that you say that are like very uh... California what the my slang terms yeah are just the way you're like hello this or hello that that's just that's that are like very California. What, my slang term? Yeah. Yeah. Or just the way you're like, hello this or hello that. Hello, that's just, that's Bay Area. That's not anything. That's Bay Area.

I just never say hello unless I'm joking. I'm like, that's helical, but I get this from you. You're not. I'm not from the Bay Area. I'm trying, my formative years were in Michigan and we don't say things like hello. Okay, and then we got some email answers. After a nice date, I bring her home to find out she is a she-mail. My fingers are crossed and I hope I win. That is from Mike.

He's a premium member. And here's the winner, ready? All right, we'll see. This is the winner. I love this one. I had a first date 15 years ago that was chock full of deal-deal breakers, including one. He showed up wearing a white tank top wife beater to he dragged me to his parents house we could borrow money for our date three he crushed me shooting he crushed me shooting pool i got that he was good but what's the sense in playing if i don't ever get to play number four at the end of our day he faked having to stop at a gas station to

pick up cigarettes for his roommate take it by me a rose because you know gas station roses are totally panty droppers. Not. Yes, all these things happen on the same day. That's from Beth. And she said he didn't go he didn't go to buy her a rose. He went to buy a rose. No, he didn't. That's what he went to buy cigarettes. Nope. What? He went to buy condoms. You think? Hell yeah, there's no other reason. He just did that's all I knew. He went to buy cigarettes? Nope. He went to buy condoms. You think? Hell yeah, there's no other reason. He just did that to cover it up.

You think he bought condoms? Yeah. But he was such a deal. He didn't even know that he was such a deal breaker. Yeah, I didn't know. And she actually wrote that she's waiting for her friends with benefits subscription for her birthday at the end of the month.

So happy birthday, Beth. We hope you enjoy your sexy prize from Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve is giving us giving away prizes every single week. So, um, and everyone should check out Adam and Eve.com. Every sexy thing you want to buy toys, lingerie, sex tapes, whatever, you can buy there. And they are, uh, giving 50% off any item plus three adult DVDs and free shipping. That's quite a great deal. That is such a deal. Did I do that grammatically correct? Yes.

You speak grammatically correct sometimes. No, I know. What do you do? 30% of the time. Now you do. I'm down with it. Okay, so that's it. So that's what we've to come up with.

Contest for actually what? I have a funny story that happened to me last night. Talk to me. So you're going to be an iPhone user soon, right? Totally, like any minute because this stupid phone keeps breaking. Yeah. The iPhone is an amazing phone. Okay.

I mean, unless you have certain services, it does drive out here and there. But I assume you're going with the right service. Right. But it has the autocorrect, which that does too. But for some reason, when you're typing really fast and then you send you hit send it will change it real quick and then send. Oh, it's so annoying. And that they even have websites dedicate this worst is screenshots of like the wrong things. And, you know, like the time I said I was going to finger out my porn TV for you.

Auto auto auto type fail, right? And I told you this before, before my friends with a lot of suicide girls and there's this one suicide girl that I think is like freaking beautiful right but I've never met her she lives like over in Ohio or something okay and but my friends from this area are down at Comic Con Comic Con is going on in San Diego right now So they're all getting together because they get their own booth out there and stuff like that They represent you know suicide girls and they came out with this comic book and she's in the comic book Along with some my friends and I was like can you get the comic book?

for me and I At replied my friend and then I I go the comic book of and I at replied the chick that I think is like hot, right? And I meant to write a huge fan from San Francisco. And it auto corrected it and it sent it and it says Hung fan from So it got sent to my friend Right, who's a chick and it got sent to that girl and you didn't notice?

I didn't know so like a little while later and then I delete it real fast But once you do those at replies, they stay there. Like people can see them. So I was like, oh my god. This hot chick you told her you were hung. I said I was a hung fan from since. She's probably used to getting email. Yeah, but like perms all the time. Now I look like one of the pervy guys.

I know you do. Oh, man, that is so bad. There's nothing you can do in that. But then my friend hit me back. She's like, oh, I'm gonna get one and it's gonna be especially signed for you and blah blah. And it's weird because I never like, I never asked for any of that kind of stuff. I mean, you know, be people all the time. I never asked for any autographs for anything. I know, but this is chicken. And now, and this is one time that I asked. Did you respond direct message or anything? And say like, I said, I go, oh my god,

iPhone fail. I hope you didn't see my last message. I'm just saying. Maybe you really was Freudian slip. Maybe you meant to say, like a Freudian slip is like, when you do something, say something sexual, but you think you say you don't mean it, but you really do mean it.

So like a Freudian slip is like, maybe you meant to say hung. No, I do not. Somewhere in the recesses of your mind. I did not. I did not. I don't know, man, that's maybe. We need to say that. Okay, like maybe you meant to say hung. No, I did not. In somewhere in the recesses of your mind. I did not. I did not. I don't know, man. That's maybe.

We need to say that. Okay, you didn't mean to say hung. But yeah, that's an embarrassing story. That is an embarrassing story. And I thought it was embarrassing, but it was only you when I wrote it. Yeah. I figured I'm going to finger it. I-

I- I'm going to finger out how to do my set up my porn box. I'm going to finger it. Do you know what we really need to do is actually record this show at Comic Con next year. I know. I know Comic Con is huge. It's happening right now. Comic Con is so huge right now. Spielberg is actually going for the first time this year.

I know, why are we going? It's this weekend? Yeah, that's in San Diego. Okay. There's Comic Con in New York, which I've already booked for. It's not as big. What is it exactly? It's like...

It's a comic book movie pop culture Right right right. No, I've heard of it a bunch but movie TV's all that stuff and It's just amazing people go there and they book like a year in advance just to be there Wow, yeah, well, we'll go next year and all you need workers. I'm playing on going out there But I don't know exactly if I can go yet because there's another Festival now in San Francisco, I don't know how to go Man, you're busy. Okay, let's get into some sex in the news. Okay, what do you got? I've got a little bit Diffense, I got a sex and new story if you don't have it. So I'm gonna see what you have first and it's pretty pretty

App-it-let's leave funny. What is it go first? Let's tell him Harry Potter one. Do you have a Harry Potter? No, okay get which is surprising because I've Harry Potter fan interns. Yes, go ahead I just heard the story. I'm away over here. I was on the phone and my friend She was telling me she's like oh you got to mention this on sex with Emily There's drama with Harry Potter. Oh, I sad. Because there's ads being played before Harry Potter. Because you know, the whole new thing, it used to just be trailers of new movies coming out, but now they put a lot of commercials in it. So annoying.

Right? So commercial that's being run before Harry Potter is adducing commercial. Oh, really? Why? That's what they're asking, why? that's such bad judgment. It's all now. Okay. Now they said that in the in the commercial it all talks about The voiceover says men have fought for it men have died for it the power of the V

This is so bad. Yeah, who how does it happen and no one stops them? And then I'll be a little bit of your mommy. What's a douche? This is so bad. How does it happen and no one stops them. And then all these little kids do, Mommy, what's a douche? What's the V? Apparently, I haven't seen these ads yet, but some people have recorded them and put them up online. And this is the power of the V.

And they said that one of the ads is a talking hand, so it makes it look like a vagina. Right, vagina. A vagina that is talking. And they're, they said, so it goes through this whole process of like the power of the V, blah, blah, blah. And then at the end, it cuts to a grocery store of a woman looking at a brand of douche. And then she picks it off the shelf and puts it in her basket.

And this is before airy butter. That is so bad. That is, I'm just telling you, the kids are going to ask the questions and dozing isn't good for you anyway. Do you know that? Unless they're making some kind of new super whatever. But dozing is like, it's the super-duzing. We have natural juices that cleanse you out, women, natural lubrications and stuff.

Dozing is not necessarily healthy. Just telling you, you're on a separate now. Yeah, so that's a new story. That's bad. And I have a when I kidn, they're like, what's a douche mom? Maybe they go. I know you guys never take notes when I tell you to take a note, but try to find that story and put it up on sexlommy.com. Okay, we'll take that out. We'll take that out. You guys don't like listening to me. No, we do, we post things that you say, we, oh, I found out that they do sell the pharma. Fairmone stuff and it's supposed to work and be really good. I asked if on

Adamine.com if they sell Faremone perfume because that's like or it's a clone. It's both. It's like a bisexual. I mean for both. It's bisexual. It's for a man and a man. It's unisex. So where where the fair amount thing is supposed to make people horny right when they're around you. Exactly. But if it's unisex, then guys might get horny around me too. I know. I wear men's cologne a lot and I don't know why.

I don't, it's not because I'm trying to check women, so I really like this Gucci cologne that it, it's men's. Anyway, I always wonder if chicks are going to be attractive to me. So they have it. Which would be cool. Yeah, so they have it at sex film. They do. They're at Adam and Eve.com.

Adam and Eve. Just wanted to know. And it's an international phone number. Oh, see wow. People can call it a minute. We did listen to you yesterday. So we do have an international phone number. And you're one in the world right now.

And you're one in the world can call sex family. Okay, cool. Okay, got it. So, okay, another alleged Marilyn Monroe sex film surfaces. So okay another alleged a Marilyn Monroe sex film surfaces. So they say that there is a sex film with it's an 8 millimeter version of a film showing Marilyn Monroe having sex when she was still an underage actress when she was known as Norma Jean Baker. However an expert says

that's not her the chin isn't the same and collect the collector says in an interview that he wants at least 500, thousand for the sexually explicit six and a half minute grainy black and white film which he said was made before nineteen forty seven when she was in twenty one the face of the woman in the film looks considerably different from roo Monroe who merge later the store as a star but more similar to her than it more similar to the Monroe scene in her first

movies so hard to know when a Marilyn Monroe film, the sex tape, people were doing sex tapes back in 1947. I ate millimeter film. But they've been doing them. I've seen porn from the 1900s. No way. In my sex school, it's awesome. There's like porn from 1910, and it's just like all these people

like black and white. It's like the old black and white films that you see. But it's like people just like getting naked in their pant. But it's like moving really fast, and they're like in a car having sex, and like wearing all these, the women are like taking off all their layers, they used to wear like their garters,

and their Oostiees and stuff. It was so much of a pain to get girls clothes off. I know, it was a big deal. And now it's just like men don't even, they'd be one big thing, they just take it all off and don't pay attention to the lingerie. As we talked about yesterday. So, okay, more news. Couples and relationships spy on each other. What? A new survey by I'm on shopping and review site Retrievo found that a third

of people in relationships have snooped around their partner's email or phone. Females were more likely than males to have checked the email or call history of the person they're dating. The numbers slightly evened out when it got to spying on children though apparently the stress of a child knows no gender line. So parents are spying on their children and each other. Have you ever checked anyone's phone that you've dated? I never checked their phone, but I did.

I was dating a girl and she was an assistant of a DJ and she needed something because she was stuck in traffic. And the last I went to check her email to get the, because she gave me the login. Right. Right. What happened? I found her like talking to some other guy while I was at her house like oh he's over right now blah blah so what you do it's dumped her you did yeah she

must have been heartbroken what she's talking to some of the dude while I'm at her house talking about how I'm still at her house if that remember I told you I don't take no shit. I know, I know, I know, I know. I've checked guys' phones. It's so easy. I've got so much information. I've got like so much information. You would get so busted, technology wise.

I would? Yeah, there's so many things that. I know, I wouldn't want anyone like reading email. Oh my god, I don't want anyone to check out my text or my email. Oh my god. Yeah, you've been to check out my text or my email. Oh my god Yeah, you've been so I'd be so bummed I'm actually would go to hell

Even art wasn't already going to hell which I might I'll go to hell so I think it's interesting I mean I have spied and I told you that like my ex the one in LA that I'm gonna go see whatever gave me a Spoke I'm not gonna I'm not the mood. I gotta say I'm not into him anymore like that Why don't you believe me? Why is so many lies coming out of your mouth right now? It's not I'm not lying. I'm just being honest like I'm not I wouldn't even tell me the truth when I have other people to sleep with there How's that? How's that for some some some okay? So um so yeah, I have checked and I have to say that like a lot of my friends have checked and

You're always gonna find something there's going to be something questionable, I think. You probably might even misread it, so I would say that you should talk to your partner before you check their phone. Now everyone's got passwords on their phones too. Oh, here's another big thing too. Go. Shoot. Yeah.

I've definitely had girlfriends, they'll say'll say oh can I have The login for your email or something Right really yeah, and I go no I'm not gonna give to you. No way because dude. I've had I Have every single email from oh six My email address. Can I have your login? No, no one can have my login. But I could no that would be so fun I want to see minutes writing like sappy love notes. No, you never do it. It's not gonna happen, but I'm not gonna give up I'm not gonna give up my password the same thing like don't give up your sex number and don't give up your passwords Your sex number. Oh right never give out how do you slap with and don't give up your passwords and don't give it up your passwords for your significant other and

Just don't be shady and nothing will happen to you. You know what I'm saying don't be too Because they're like oh, you're not giving up your passwords because you have things to hide because you're gonna be talking to other people The third part of it is just don't talk to other people and you'll be fine. Yeah, but tonight you talked to other people on it It doesn't mean anything Even if it's not the right. Yeah. But tonight you talked to other people and it doesn't mean anything. Even just another ride. That's it. It's totally gonna be. What?

Sometimes you talk to other people sexually and it doesn't mean anything. Well, I do that for the other. I do that for the other. It's okay. Sexing by minors officially illegal in Rhode Island. So they have band sexting in Rhode Island by minors. Did you hear this? Signed legislation. How did you hear this? Signed legislation.

I don't know. I said Signed Legislation in Tuzia that makes sexting by minors illegal in Rhode Island. Minors who create and transmit sexually explicit images of themself on their computers, our cell phones can now be charged in family court with a status offense. And like the old law,

all other children are adults who possess or forward the sex can be prosecuted under the child pornography laws. In Rhode Island, can't sex. I don't know how you monitor that. What do you just randomly grab a kid's phone? I guess if they send it to someone or the net person send it to someone, you just have to be careful.

There's something fine to it. Yeah. Then you're out. I heard just in Philadelphia. Philadelphia and America, everybody, because we do have an international phone number. What is that, by the way? 415 sleep on me already.

I'm sorry. 4159927392. Feel free to call in anytime. If Philadelphia, you can't even walk down the street and text. Right. That's a new thing, too. You can't text and walk down the street. What else are you going to do when you're walking down the street and text. Right, that's a new thing too. You can't text and walk down the street. What else are you gonna do when you're walking down the street?

Which I, you know what? Even though I'm a heavy textur, and you see me, the minute the show is over on my phone, I think it's good for humanity. I do too. Then you look up, you smile, and you look at people, and you check out your name. I mean, I have to say even just walking, like, we're running. Like, I've been running lately. Or three days I've run now with my dog, which is three times more than I've run in like 10 years. And I like waved my neighbors, I've seen all these parts of my streets

that have changed in my neighbor that I used to run in and it's just like, you just see there, I have no cell phone on me, you just, you hear eyes are open, you're seeing people, you're watching, looking at the buildings and the trees and recognizing nature, like get off the friggin' phone people, put the phone down. It's so funny, I was joking last night with my friend

because we were talking about this. And you know, you see those photos of evolution of man where the man is like hunched over. And then slowly the man is standing straight out. Well, I believe if we're still on these cell phones that we're actually gonna start going back slunched over Why because we're looking down at her phone Oh, right now, I think that the whole drawing of man will be

Going back to Like everyone's exactly you're right. You're right. Everyone's staring at the phones like even people have to dinner with their friends Right everyone's on the phone makes me To take it back but yeah, but to take it back to sex and like meeting people, you're not gonna meet anybody if you're staying down like a phone. Exactly. You're not gonna be able to make eyes with people.

You gotta make eyes with people. Yeah. All people like the Virgin who called in yesterday, William, like, it's like, if you are so distracted by yourself, by whatever you're doing, by saying on the phone, by emails or whatever, then you are not going to meet anyone. Yes, that's true.

Can you do me a favor? What? Can you turn on the fan behind you? It's hot in here. How do you do it? How do you do it? On bun? It is hot in here, huh?

What's going on? And I'm thirsty. Take it off. I was already having a wardrobe malfunction earlier on. What was going on? Well, my bra was sticking out over my shirt and I didn't to take it out. I was already having a wardrobe malfunction earlier on it was going on Well, my bra was sticking out over my shirt and I didn't want that to happen. Oh Maybe you should take off your shirt. I think I fixed it take my shirt If it's it's it's gonna be a problem your friends have been if it's ever we need to make it now good Good you like that. That's after you sign in you see Nikki naked pictures

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I told you to put those pictures up, because they're good. Yeah, I don't online marketing at my other job, just to let you know. So if you want to take a need to. But do you know that every single guy friend of mine tells me that I should put up naked photos? Like, I can't. No, I'm not saying naked photos.

The ones that you took were classy photos, they're not. Right. There's, they would be like photos that you would see on the cover of Vogue and see that. Right, I should totally put about, it's on the list. If they on again, I'm like yawning. What's going on? You were out late last night, huh?

No, it wasn't. Fire, what are you doing? I love when you're like, liar. I actually did nothing last night, but I had to do these, I had to work. I was home. I did nothing. I told you I was going to make you margaritas last night. I didn't do anything at all.

I just didn't sleep very well. I'm sorry. Okay. Today, like I said, we're going to be talking about his and her hand jobs and find out the right technique to enhance your handies. But first, we're going to be reading your emails right now. Okay. Hey Emily and Menace, love the show.

I have a question in the comment. My question is, when are you going to finally give Menace that a legend hand job? Oh, funny, because I want to hand out say the two of you cracked me up with the whole hand job debate. Here you are, the super sexy woman volunteering to give Menace the best handy J of his life. But he always acts like a stubborn little kid who seems to argue with whatever you say. Menace, I love you, but why are you so hell bent on ruling where I can only assume would be an epic moment of both of your lives?

Let it happen, man. Wishing both of y'all the best from down in Dallas, Katie. Katie is a premium member. Thank you, Katie. Thank you, Katie. So, men, what do you think about that? Turn around the camera and just give me a hand job right now. I would Yeah, right. You can't be doing that on here. Why it's a it's a free. We're not ever regulated by the FCC Do you need Lou?

You need Lou. Oh my god. I got my burrito that we can no you need lots of room forget it menace You're just people so you're that you're missing that opportunity to give me a hand job during the thing during the show you're gonna lose it I'll do it, dude. Don't don't don't don't threaten me. You don't know. I probably can get it out I can make you get it out. I know my penis would be disappointed so it probably wouldn't it. It would be disappointed? Yes, it's a fine way to rise to the occasion. Oh my god, menace. I don't think so. I think you'd be really hard. There's no way. Okay. We'll move on from that. Hey Emily, but thanks Katie. She's a friends of benefits. Premium member. As you see her email was read first. We, we, we addressed those. I'm completely flaccid right now by the way

Really I think make you hard. No, I could I could talk you into it. No, Ethan way go ahead try it um I could oh Cuz I'd love to Talk dirty to you and that going to seems wrong, but let's just say that I could I know For fact I could I know me like I could. I know for a fact that I could. I know me. Like, I don't care about all this stuff. And I think people trying to talk sexy is so funny to me. It's a, well, I can't do that. It's a man. It'd be like Dave Chappelle doing comedy in front of me. If you're trying, if you're like trying to act sexy and trying to make me unflacid.

and you're trying to make me unflacid. Ah, whatever. Okay. Hey, Emily, you seem to know what you're talking about. And you're hot, a win-win. So here's my question. Can a long distance relationship between me and you work just kidding? Okay, I'm a 20-year-old dude and I've been dating a girl from work for six months. She's attractive, funny, quirky, everything I'm looking for in a woman. But, there's always a damn butt. I don't know if I love her.

We lacked the sexual attraction connection, aka lust. My previous girlfriend was a complete opposite. We would fight all the time, 24-7, but we were physically compatible, like a lock and key. We just fit together. Amazing kissing and incredible sex. So my questions are the following. Am I just comparing my current girlfriend to the old one? And if that's right, what's

the difference between lust and love? And I want a real answer. And how do I break up with someone who's perfect for me? I tried and she cried and now we're back together. Thanks again, J-Dog. Okay, J-Dog, here's the dealio. First of all, it sounds like you want to break up with her and that is not a reason to get back together with someone because she cried. I'm sure many of men has done that. Like many of them. Yeah, they have a girl cries and they're like, oh no, okay, we can try it out for another day. Let's take a break, but really they want to dump her. No, no, no, no, no. I've had girls just ballin' like the water works like crazy. And you're like, sorry, I'm out. Like that girl that you dumped for the guy for for emailing the other guy the girl that you dumped for emailing the other guy

Oh, man Okay, so I would say that he's they're lacking sexual traction and connection and I'm wondering yeah that that can be a deal breaker If I wasn't having sexual connection with someone even if he was the greatest guy in the whole world But like the sex was like, ah, I would probably break up with them. But is there something you could do that to try to inhabit? Have you tried spicing it up and hands it it, talking to her about her, her, her desires, her wants? Have you talked about fantasies?

Have you tried to do anything to make it sexier? Because I'm not the one who's just to say, yeah, don't bird's bad sex. Because I think there's always ways you can try to improve it but if it just seems like she's more she's just maybe more up tight sexually or she's not as open as you are that could be a problem but if you think that she's just maybe holding back because maybe it's a fairly new relationship and she's holding back that I would try to do something different try to bring in a sex toy try to watch porn try to ask her questions about what feels good if none of that happens and she's not growing sexually, then I would say you got to dump her even if she cries. And you might so different between lust and love. Lust is just that sexual

feelings and love is like true, deep love. But lust is like something that really gets us in trouble a lot, which is why I say people should wait before sleeping with someone because a lot of times if you do have sex early on in a relationship you just get caught up in the sex and the lust and you don't really pay attention to all the other things when they say love is blind. I think what they mean is lust is blind. When you're in the lusty phase of a relationship we tend to overlook all the other things like he's a you know I don't know he's an asshole at the air he's a jerk or he's not a great

guy but you don't see that because you're having great sex. And oftentimes we have the best sex with the people that we're not, that we're not, that aren't the best sex. That sucks. So sucks. Terrible. Yep. Okay.

Hey Emily, your show is incredible. I've been enjoying it for a couple years now and I got to say, love it that's available more often. Excellent job. Anyways, a while back, you recommended the book, meeting and captivity. I downloaded it and really enjoyed listening. I'm not married, actually in a new-ish,

less than a year relationship, just trying to be proactive. You hear so often about marriages with no sex or blow jobs, LOL, and that sounds like a nightmare. Do you have any other good books you can suggest? My boyfriend and I listen together very often. We are both big fans of you and men's cute, with a good work, Katie in Toronto, Canada. She's in Canada.

Okay, so mating and captivity, mating and captivity is a book that I recommended to her. I always recommend this book for couples because it really deals head on with the issues that people have in relationships of the sex life, waning and being together with somebody, and why does it go bad, and how, what can you do to spice it up? It's a really good perspective.

And if you're just dating right now, I would suggest the book, If the Buddha Dated. If the Buddha Dated? Yeah, I really like that book because it talks, it's a really healthy approach to dating, I think. That's right. And I think it's by her name Charlotte, something, Kais something you can find it if the booted data. I like that book because I'm I am a spiritual more of a spiritual chick. A hippie chick since you moved to San Francisco. Yeah, whatever. Honey, I moved here like a long time ago. I'm a lot of change. Are you the same as you were when you moved to San Francisco? No.

Yeah. No, you're not. You're much better. I would root up here my entire life. You were in the Bay Area. Yeah. Different. So, anyway, Katie, I would check out if the booted dated, if you want some sex tips, loop page it, writes great sex tip books.

I love her books, PAGET. That's my macrame. That's why I'm going to recommend right now. But I've got hundreds of sex books. But when I got it, it's name on my name. Okay. Hi, Emily. Love your show.

Makes my day go by faster. Maybe my question is moot because I'm happy and pleased as is, but well, I've been seeing the sky a couple of months and we have a blast and bad. I can tell, and he's told me that he loves me to get me off, which happens at weight. I can tell, and he's told me that he loves to get me off off which happens a few times every bed session. I'm happy to do what every once, I promise he has never gone down a mere even tried. I do not live in die-for-oral sex but I still want to know that he is willing to go downtown. I don't know how to tell him this without sounding demanding, disappointed or bitchy. I would love for him to simply

kiss my inner thighs but he just never even even headed down there. Any suggestions? Thank you. Alana. Just tell him. Just tell him. Don't be around the bush. Is there a good and do it or not? No pun intended. He's not beating around the bush. That's the problem. Yeah. Come on. Just tell him. Yeah. Yeah. This is a look. Are you going to do this or not? What's going on? Chop chop.

Yeah. I don't think it works like that, but I would just say, oh, and I'm wondering if you've gone down on him, I'm assuming that you have. So if you have, I would say, God, you know, it would feel amazing if you kiss me down here. Just say, God, you know, it would feel really good. It sounds like he's not that responsive, and I don't know why,

because I think that there are the men, like I've said that don't like the vagina. There's men, you've heard me my spiel, but there's men who love the vagina, and men don't love the vagina. And I don't think that they're ever gonna like learn to love the vagina at a certain age, if a man is not into going down there,

he might be one of those guys. Now, I think there's reasons why men don't like it. There's the school of thought, there's this school of thought that the men who don't like it don't know what they're doing, and they're afraid that they're gonna mess up. So I would say you could tell them, like, what can I show you?

What makes you feel really good? And you could say, if you start to, like, what can I show you? What makes you feel really good? And you could say, if you start to kiss my inner thighs, I'll show you what makes you feel good. Then there are the guys who just don't like it. They're just grossed out. They don't like the vagina. And those are the guys you need to get rid of, I think, the men who don't like the vagina.

We just laughing. I'm just laughing, cause... You're like, just tell them, but it's not that easy. You need to like ease into it. It's not that easy. Hey, my name is Zach. I live in Des Moines, Iowa, and I'm a senior in high school. I recently turned 18 this January,

but I've been a fan of your show way before. Every time I listened, I was so engrossed to your conversations that I ignored my relationship concerns. Since the age of 15, I've been dating girls that were out of high school. Some of my friends told me I was stupid, lucky, and my family told me the girls were desperate. In the end, it turned out that my friends were right most time.

My family was right on three of the 10 girls. My questions are one, should I worry about the reasons behind an older woman wanting to date me and pursue me and have a serious relationship with me? Two, could it possibly be that they find me attractive? And he set me a picture of himself. But I don't have with me, but he was flexing his muscles. He looked like a handsome young male.

So Zach Zakariya is his name. Zachary? Zachariya? Zachariya. Yeah, that's what it says. So Zach, yeah, I would say that. Where does it end for the ween, man? It's more like-

There's an end for your 18-year-old ween. I don't know. I mean, I can't imagine that when you say it for the ween man. It was one. It was in it for your 18 year old ween. I don't know. I mean, I can't imagine that when you say older, you know, are they four years older? Like a 22 year old, you know, like she's 30. I mean, I just think that like an age difference after like five years is not really gonna make sense. Even when you're 18 to 23 year old is a lot older,

then when you're older, the five age, you're age difference. So I would say they're probably not in a first-year relationship, and I don't think you're at the point in your life where you should be in a serious relationship either with these women. Do you know what I just found out? It's even about older women that Justin Timberlake did an interview not too long ago,

where he said when he was 16 years old that he got caught in bed with his girlfriend at the time. And then they started putting all these The time frames together because he didn't say who it was but they think it was Fergie He was named he was coming to find out he was dating Fergie when she was 23 24 years old and he was 16 No way yeah, wow that's hot. I fully support that. I fully support that too.

She's hot. Yeah. He's hot. I'm sorry, this is double standard. Like, older women with guys, you know, we just give guys, young guys high fives, you know, but like if older men with a younger chick, we just think they're pervs. And I'm fine with that double standard. A lot of older men are with younger chick, but I don't know if they're purfs, they're

just attracted to younger. No, we're talking about like, you know, we're talking about because you always, it's always in news now more than you hear about men, like, men teachers with young underage shows. Right, right. It's more and more just women. More women with the young guys. Yeah, with the young guys.

I've never done that. I almost feel like it's the thing I needed to cross up where that's illegal, young guy, like legal. But like, you've never done like so much younger than me that it would be like, like a lot of my friends like guys in their 20s and they're like in their 30s. But I'm sure that goes really well for them. For some, it does. For a while.

For the other getting what they want out of it. Some fun. Some fun. Some good times. OK, let's get into some sex tips here. What do you got? Let's really got. Oh, and then tomorrow show, let me just tell you is, I'll get to that in a minute. Cause, don't. All porn all the time. No, I'll tell you. And that was, I thought it was on that page, but I get there in a minute. Okay, so these are hand job tips for women and men. You know, men can give hand jobs and use their hands

on a woman's turner on too. He realized that. Hand job tips. Hand job tips for men. If the man is using his fingers or his hands on the woman, fingers. Fondling tips. Fondling tips. Fondling tips. Okay. So here's a deal. Before you get started, this is tips for women when they're doing this to a man. Make sure your fingernails are trimmed and you're hanged out free. Make sure your fingernails are trimmed and you are hanged now free. Make sure your hands are moisturized and remove any rings or jewelry from your hands. You always have to do that.

Don't do that with girls who like to, okay, you don't like hand jobs, but they probably hold your penis at some point with rings on and it can hurt. It can hurt. It can hurt? It can hurt. Take, yeah.

Okay, the basics. Rhythm is important, find the rhythm to give a great hand job. Yeah, I can't hurt. Yeah. Okay, the basics rhythm is important. Find the rhythm to give a great hand job. Okay, pressure, a light touches too soft, but a firm we're talking about the penis now. Yeah, talking about hand jaws, but a firm grip can be too much. The instant you mimic real vaginal snug ness, he will be loving it. So men like it to be like snout like they're in the vagina. Yeah. Remember I've talked about this not too soft. Not too soft. It has to be like hard. Yeah. You got to get in the rhythm. Right. The rhythm nation. The rhythm nation. You got to watch his rhythm to those. So you can also watch him masturbate first. That's the I think

before you do this like mutual masturbation, I cannot talk about mutual masturbation. We should have a mutual masturbation month. It's just like where two people are masturbating and not touching each other. Or they're masturbating each other. Yes, either they're masturbating each other or they're both masturbating at the same time. So I can look over and be like, oh, that's how you do it. So I'll do like a variation of that. Like I get what you need because men are all different.

What makes them masturbate? It's true. What makes them ejaculate and masturbate. They all masturbate differently. So if they masturbate differently and you're watching them in other different ways, you can learn, like, I just can't explain it exactly, but I just know the different men that I've been with that there's like different things in the name. Okay. So most people stroke northward towards the belly button. This is great, but try other angles to change up the sensation. Try stroking west or south.

But be careful, some guys are strictly into the northward stroke. The northward? Like north. Oh yeah. Instead of west, east. I'm like this. I should have brought in, we were going to bring in a vibrator so I could actually sit like that.

But then I didn't know if I felt like doing that but I'm doing it anyway I just it's on video everybody. Okay. This is on video everyone you can watch this right now Okay, so wetness a hand job gets really going when you use loop. It's all about loop. It's all about loop It's all about loop. I cannot say that enough So the trigger points of a male penis Which are is the ridge the V spot and the head? of a male penis, which is the ridge, the V spot, and the head. Okay? So the ridge is the tender ridge that encircles the base of the head where it meets the shaft.

So it's like your head, do you know that's really sensitive? Yeah, I do. Look at the hallowed penis. Well, I never know with you. Like I always feel like you're different. Like the things that might feel good for most men don't feel good for you. No, that's the focus point of everything.

What is the area that you were talking about? Yeah, I didn't, I mean, I guess I know that now, but I didn't always know that. Okay, then there's the frenulum. Do you know what that is? No. Or the V-spot is the ultra sensitive skin that forms a V on the underside of the penis between the head and the shaft. Does that make sense?

So okay, this is your penis. I'm sure it's like super bigger than this, but if this is it and it's coming out your body, it's right here, it's the under part. The under part of the penis is more sensitive. It is. It is. That was just not common knowledge.

It's not, dude. It's not common knowledge. It's common knowledge for men, but not women. Now, women, we're helping women now. Like that is the most sensitive. Wouldn't you want a woman to pay attention to that part? Yeah. Yeah.

So you're saying that a man would know his body more than a woman, right? Is that what you're saying right now? I was saying that a lot. So you're kind of implying like to. Don't try to bring the hand job thing. To please a man. No, I'm not talking about a hand job, but I'm just talking about, you know, all these blow

job classes that women try to teach. Yeah, they don't have penises, they don't know. Yeah, but dude, if you see enough penises, you know what you're doing. It's not that hard. How do you? Yeah, do you do? No. Yeah.

Don't think so. I do think so. Okay. Basic grips. Not every grip will work for every guy, so be sure to improvise and find your favorites. Okay, so the okay sign is the most natural grip. Make the okay sign with your fingers, you know the okay sign. Index your middle finger wrap around his penis. With this grip you can travel the entire length of the penis. Then there's the sausage wrap.

The sausage wrap? Yeah, there's special names. And close his shaft with all five of your fingers with your thumb at the top or reposition your hands or your thumb as the bottom of a shaft. Try these grip using two hands. Be careful not to lose balance. See, that's a thing. Don't you usually master it with one hand with a woman you could use two hands. Two both hands. Two hands. Like like yeah, yeah, yeah. Good way with it. Yeah. Okay. Or hold them around the base of the shaft as you glide your fingers up over the head of his penis, tighten your grip before you head back down, loosen your fingers.

So it's like you vary the pressure, like so make it hard and then make it soft. Like hard on the way up, soft on the back down. Isn't that kind of a common thing too for men? Like, yeah, yeah. I don't think everyone knows that. Would you like to explain that? Harder on the way up, it's soft on the way down. Yeah, so, no. But I don't think everyone knows that would you like to explain that? Harder on the way up. It's not for the way down Yeah, so no, I don't think I don't even know that no, they don't but as long as it's not like super

This is gonna help men legions of men. I'm telling them exactly what women need to what they need to women need to do There's so obvious to you. There's another grip that's Advanced that I don't think you're gonna explain. Why? Have your pen. I'll show you and then you can show people. Is it gonna be fun? Are you being serious? I'm being serious Okay, you have to put it's almost like that But then you have to put like for the camera on you what? Yeah, okay, okay, can we do it? Yeah, do it. We should have the camera on you. I'm sick of it on me Okay, can we do it? Yeah, do it.

We should have the camera on you. I'm sick of it on me. On you. Okay. So then, look at that. It's so cute. I don't know how good it looks because I can't see. Okay.

Anyways, so usually you would be like holding it like this. Right. See? Yeah. Like that. And then, but change it up and put this finger right here and hold it like that. Oh, so then you're touching the friend you long, the friend Liam, the bottom part, okay, that you're talking about that super sensitive part, right?

Like that right there. Huh? See, or can you envision? I can envision that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. I like that. See, you're putting like some extra. Who's done that to you?

I thought you never even had it. And that's just that's. Oh, is that how you masturbate? This is a common thing. Is that how you masturbate? It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

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Then there's a twister with every stroke give a twist up and a twist down the length of a shaft. Okay. What do you think about the twist? Feels good. You probably don't do it. Man masturbate the same way every time, right? When you say pretty much the same thing. When I kind of do, I kind of do the same routine every time. So there's a twister with every stroke, give a twist up and a twist down. There's the double twister.

You use both hands a twist. What? Twist together in one direction and then back again. Now try twisting your wrist in the opposite direction, opposite directions, but be careful because no one likes a rope burn on their penis Then there's a turtle mac Okay grass pin firmly just under the ridge and stretch his skin without gliding go up and down in many strokes Just under the ridge and stretch his skin without gliding. Does that make sense? I will really wish you brought in the penis, the dildo.

I know, because it's harder to explain, but I could bring it in tomorrow and finish up the rest of the tip. So I think I want to do that, because it's like basically time to go. But there is the next thing, all hands on deck. Put your other hands, like all hands on deck, that it. Put your other hand into motion on one of his.

Pressure knuckles, fingertips, your fist, gently into his taint while you stroke his penis with the other hand. The taint. The taint. Well, taint you very much for all those tips that you've tried on today. And then tomorrow, we're going to talk about hand jobs in women because we didn't get that today, but we've got lots of stuff on that tomorrow.

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