Sex With Emily - SWE: Own your O

Episode Date: January 24, 2012

Emily is over sober January and Menace wants to find a nice girl and get married, the quest for the G-spot continues and does it even exist?, exercising the penis and how to own you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Emily. You got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. It's so nice. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common all week? What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

Oh my god. I'm so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between for more information go to sexwithemily.com where you can get all your sex tips and Certainly you will improve your sex life by going to sex with Emily

So that is the deal and thanks everyone for listening to the show today's show is own your oh How to maximize your orgasms for both men and women? We're gonna give you tips You think the orgasm what do I need to maximize it? I already had an orgasm. Thank the Lord However, there are ways that you can maximize and make them longer, stronger, more intense. And we're going to tell you that today. We're also reading your emails. We've got some sex in the news. And we got some stuff going on. And I'm here with the white menace. Hi. How are you? How was your week?

It was cool. I mean, I really didn't do much, but I felt like it was a good weekend. I think I felt long. It felt like a three day weekend almost. I don't know how you did that, because mine certainly did not. When I woke up today, I was like, I need one more day. Really? Yeah, I was like, I'm not the paired.

I went and saw the movie, the girl with the dragon tag too. How is it? I thought it was really good because I didn't read the book. You know me, not a big reader. Not a big reader. Just like, I can't read. So I don't, but the people that read the book

weren't really happy with the movie. That always happens. No one is ever happy. No one who ever read the book is happy with the movie. Yeah, it was very graphic and some, some sexual acts. Sexual acts. Oh, good. Yeah, so that was that was that was Two graphic like you know some bad sexual encounters in it and then yeah, but some were some were good

Okay, and then oh I have like my more of my friends getting engaged getting married. Oh, you know that always. Well, no, that always like, that always gets me to get like. I know it makes you feel like you should be. No, it makes me feel like I'm getting older in a royal time. Oh, right. And then also what made me feel older and like growing out time, I went into my friend's house that she just bought.

She just bought a house, four bedroom house, for 90 grand in the Bay Area. In the neighborhood. Yeah, that's pretty good in the Bay Area. Yeah, mortgage is like $900. Yeah, you should do that. I don't have like a regular job. I don't have a regular job. Yeah, you do a regular job.

No, not. It doesn't pay as much as that. I mean, I can afford a mortgage that's $900 a month. No problem. Where does she live though in the middle of nowhere? No, it's Vallejo, California. It's not the best place, but it's definitely, people are buying houses left to right.

It's definitely gonna become much nicer, you know? Right, and you wait until my big money train comes rolling in. I think it's gonna happen this year that's what my horse coops says. That's good. I'm gonna make a lot of money by house. I just wanna buy a condo on the strip in Vegas, so I can at least say it on something. Oh, please don't do that It's 125,000 dollars. Yeah, but honey. You don't want to own anything in Vegas So you just want to go to Vegas for a day or two and come home if you have a place in Vegas I'd be nervous. I would never see you again. No, I would not go there. I just so I could say it on something

Oh, okay, you'll be able to own something soon And I wouldn't worry about the time running out for your friends. It is, I have to say, there should be some name for that. Like when your friends all start getting married and having kids, because it does have that affliction or that condition of what it brings upon. Like when your exes get married or when your friends

all get married, like it does affect you. I agree. Like my friends are all on like their kids and homes and stuff. Yeah, but I don't want to be like the old ass man who has the teenage kids. I don't want to be that. Well, you have to start doing things in your life to move it forward. So you start meeting somebody. You start meeting the right person.

Like everyone needs to do. If you really set your intentions for that, that's what you want, then you have to start dating and asking people out, making yourself available. I know, but what I put in front of that, more than anything else is the financial stuff. I know, but honey, no one ever has, like some people have enough money,

but you'll make it happen. Maybe you'll meet a wealthy woman and you guys combine your incomes, they'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I think. Hopefully, one day. So, I know a lot of my friends are married kids and that's just, I don't know, I feel like I'm at where I'm at. It doesn't bug you as much as it bugs me. I know, it doesn't bug me. I kind of feel bad for them.

I have a separate reaction. I feel like really, oh God, not that marriage in kids is bad, but just a lot of them are, you know, a lot of people struggle when they get to that phase. I've just been so, like, I feel like sex with Emily is my baby. Yeah, and where I put all the money that I could have bought a home Oh, what did you do over the weekend? I saw movies actually. I didn't do it or I saw screening that I'm not supposed to talk about it letterman Lucas films a new film by Roman Coppola, but I'm not supposed to talk about it. So you went to I am yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it there. It was private. I can to talk about it. So you went to I.M. Yeah. And we talked about it. Yeah. I love it there.

I was probably, I can't talk about it. We were told I want to talk about it. And then I watched just some DVDs. So I was like, it was such a rainy weekend in San Francisco. I watched some other movies, but I can't remember where they are. I fell asleep. Whenever I watched movies at home, I fell asleep. How can you now remember the name of the movies that you watched?

Dar Gierling, unlimited or or whatever with Owen Wilson and Jason's Forthman and Adrian Brody really yeah it was good I remember the name of it just now I watch more reality television okay would you watch I watched real Hiles wives of Atlanta and nothing bitches are crazy yeah there are right mob wives. It's f and crazy. Yeah, I want to see that. Mob wives and also love and hip hop where they follow like the baby mamas of rappers. Oh my god, it's insane. Why are they like younger and the rappers are off until you're in there trying to manage. God, it is nuts. They go to like some winery and like three minutes into the winery.

Like they're already throwing glasses at each other. Like, tearing each other's leaves out. Oh my God, we're so funny shows. Where is it? It's all like VH1 and stuff like that. I gotta start looking at VH1 more. I don't do that enough. And oh, sorry, last thing.

Go. And then I also watch, I forget the name of the show, but it's it's T.I. He's a rapper and his wife. And they have like, I can't even count how many kids it seems like every single episode, they have more kids. They at least have like seven kids. And it's really cool because they follow around T.I. and him like being a father. And he's like putting his kids in line like all the time. Oh, okay. And it's interesting. He's an interesting guy. I don't really know him.

Yeah, it's very interesting because it shows him getting upset that his daughter's talking to some boy. Right. Which happens. Or his kids are so spoiled because they live in a mansion and he's just like, you know, he came from really humble beginnings. Right. So he's trying to keep his kids in check and... Yeah, so... Yeah, it's really good following that. I like that.

Okay, I need to check that out. I added it to my DVR. You should. My DVR was getting full because I have all these things that I... Things that I use. Things that I use. Things that I use. Things that I use. Things that I use.

Things that I use. Things that I use. Things that I use. Things that I use. Things that I use. Things that I use. Exactly. I Chelsea lately, I really want to watch her her show. I like her. So I think the idea of them taped ahead of me. Yeah, I've met her before. And maybe just because it was in the morning,

it was a little high maintenance because it was maybe morning time. Yeah. But definitely, I think she puts out a good product. Yeah, definitely, it's a good show. So yeah, and then what else I do? I just hung out with friends, it was rainy and gross. I am.

Do you con too many alcohol? I did not consume. Oh yeah, silver. No, I just hung out with friends. It was rainy and gross. I am. Do you consume too many alcohol? I did not consume. Oh yeah, it's sober. No, I'm over sober January. Oh really? So, I'm over January lasted for about two and a half weeks to three weeks, and I did have some wine this week, and I had a friend's birthday, went to Zuni Cafe, which is a great restaurant in San Francisco, and had consumed some wine, and it was really nice.

So, a bunch of my friends, I swear to God, like even people, like friends of friends, everyone's doing super January the show. So I dimmed on the super January bed bag in, I did it for a few weeks, it was fun, I'm done. I needed a drink, it was Saturday night. What am I gonna do? So yeah, that's what I did.

It's good. Yeah, we've got some, what? Oh no, I was, if anybody, if we have any, because we have international, Yes. We have an international listener. Yes, we've got somewhat what? Oh no, I was, if anybody, if we have any, cause we have international, Yes. We have an international listener. Yes, we do. I don't know if we have any in Japan,

but I found out, because I was joking around over the weekend about Zima. Remember Zima was hugely popular? Yeah. And like, I don't know, the early 90s, was it early 90s? Yeah, like the beer. Apparently.

It was like a clear beer or what? It wasn't, it's beer. They called it like some, like some like a wine cooler. No, it was, I remember them some time ago. I'd never had it, but I knew what it was. You never had Zima? I wasn't a big drinker. I don't like most things. And everyone loves to hate on Zima. Apparently, they stopped making Zima in 2008. Why? I guess, uh, I think you can maybe buy it on eBay. But apparently only in Japan, they still make Zima. Oh. So if we have any international listeners, send us some. Send us some, somehow email me feedback at sex with Emily.com.

And if you can send me some Zima from the Japan I'll greatly appreciate it. Yeah. And like to like it on Facebook because I want to the Zima Facebook and the Zima Facebook only has 23 likes. Yeah honey because no one knows the things that I do on the week. Yeah you're you gotta do some more things. I know you know you're like where is Zima. I have a friend like that. He like misses all the he gets nostalgic for things that are no longer. Like I missed the Crystal Pepsi. Like Crystal Pepsi when I was a kid,

and like junior I was huge. What was Crystal Pepsi? It was just clear Pepsi. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, there was a huge craze for it. Yeah, and now it's gone. That's so sad. That's what you do in the weekends.

Maybe you need to make more plans. Maybe this is why you're not getting married, honey. I know. Because you're so trim for Zima. I Google and find out everything about weird things like that like the four alarm double-decker taco has been discontinued since nineteen ninety seven and i've been trying to bring it back every talk about and they're not

yeah they're not answering the four alarm double-decker talk are you tweeting them about it i tweet them i find the c-o talk about on facebook i send them a private message he doesn't write me back. Yeah, honey because it was in 1997. I know, but I wanted that. Maybe it didn't do well. How could it not? It's so effing delicious. You got to stop being talk about drinking Z-Miles. Maybe focus on women. Yeah, focus on women. It's like everyone who's listening right now and he says, God, I really want to find someone this year. And we talk about this a lot.

But what have you done to prepare to really find someone? Are you making yourself available? Are you letting people know that you're looking? Are you like, if you find a woman that's attractive, do you ask her out or a man that's attractive, do you ask him out? I don't think that you put yourself out there. You were holed up in your apartment Googling Zeymaw weekend.

Yeah, oh, and another thing that pertains to actual sex. I was on Instagram following my friends that were in Vegas at the avian. Oh, avian awards. We should have gone dude. They were showing, they were like tweeting out all these photos and they had a suite and they had all the porn stars come back to their suite in their hot tub and it just showed like a picture, a picture of all these porn stars in their suite.

Oh, we should have been there. Like a hot tub, yeah, it looked pretty fun. And you saw on Instagram, I'm on Instagram too, no, it's sex with Emily. Yeah, you're supposed to be a photo when I was walking around. Yeah, we were getting, we're preparing for our big Valentine's Day contest. We'll be announcing it by the end of the week.

We're doing a massive Valentine's Day contest, give away, and we're gonna tell you how to enter and all that But we are giving away so much good stuff like hundreds and Thousand dollars worth of products. I have to say yeah, and we've got you don't like giving away stuff at least to me You never give me anything. Yeah, never give me anything. I can give you stuff These are some of the products that will be giving away bottle. That was a nice bottle of vodka to kill it. Have you started it? I did start it was a good. It's very good good. So that was a nice bottle of vodka uh tequila have you started it I did started it was a good it's very good good so that was nice yeah would you rather have a recap we kind of let's recap so on was

it Friday I think so yeah was it Thursday Thursday the show ended and you presented to me with the lovely bottle of the Killa yeah it was 9-1 to Killa that's just into relates to Killa it's really hard to find there's a really hard to one place soon just go menace that he liked it. I hadn't gotten you a holiday present yet and the thank you present just for all that you do for me all the time and for the show and for us and I just wanted to get you a little something, something that I knew you would use. And if I gave you a sex toy on the other hand, I don't know that you'd use it. And that's it was a cock ring. Which we could do that from Jimmy Jane, jimmjjane.com. It's a great place to buy so many sex toys.

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Welcome this morning. Yeah. I don't know. It had to be either MTV, VH1 or one of them. And they had a full on infomercial, Adam and Eve. No way. It was for Adam and Eve. And they were like, they had two girls on there. You should be hosting this. Yeah, I was probably, but you'd be better

than the girls posted. They were, they porn stars. No, they weren't porn stars. They were just like girls like talking about all the stuff. And it was like full on info. Like how long? Like an MTV? I think it was MTV.

Wow. Because I don't like go on any other networks. And it wasn't CNN. No, no, no. But they had this bundle pack for the rabbit collection or something like that. And it was like five different vibrators in one. And you're like, yeah, call now and get it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

it was, yeah, it was like, that's amazing. It was doing well because it was, yeah. Wow. Because we support them. We support Adam and I think it's having bullshit that you're not posting. Why aren't you email them and tell them that I should be the host? Well, you talk to're not Why don't you email them and tell them that I should be the host what you talk to them

I don't talk I well, I don't know. I'm just saying I don't want to promote myself Yes, I would I would be the most effective because I sell their shit. Yeah Whatever, but we can't leave to having an info workshop without me. We love them It had to be at least an hour half hour Come on really be watching it for that long. Did you learn? No? I just I just woke up and I look on the screen and there's rabbits all over the place. Like, I couldn't believe that they were actually showing it.

I want on MTV or VH1. Yeah. Yeah, they can do that. Now, the sex toys are everywhere. They're Walgreens, they sell cock rings. Yeah, but see, the thing is, with the sex toys, like, if you go to, you know, I don't know what it is, is like, Brookstone or something like that, They say that they're massagers, you know, they

don't look like actual. Yeah, the head of the Hatchee Magic Wand looks like a massager. It's like, look full on, like, penises on the TV. That's not good. Today in the morning when young kids are awake watching television. No, kids are not up at, like, you know, I get up at 4 a.m. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's the people who are up still do drugs for the night before Yeah, it was so that 4 a.m. It's so funny because people looking at poor and believe me

Because I look on like what people are searching for and they're looking for like at that early in the morning They're looking at Foreign it was so funny because they had it like on a rotating Thing where all all the like dildos were going in a circle and they had like the lighting was perfect and stuff like that It looked like you're watching the home shopping now. Oh my god. I have to check it out I wonder if you can see it online probably go out of an Eve. Can you make a note of that to Google it? Yeah, let's see it. I got to see it. Okay, well we're talking about Adam and Eve.com We can buy like lingerie sex toys oil, lubricants, anything you want.

If you use coupon code Emily at checkout, you get the Kim Kardashian DVD sex tape. You got a free gift, free shipping, and 50% off from those items. So Valentine's Day is coming up, and we're also going to be giving away some stuff from them. There's lots of news we've got going on. This is what I got you for. So first of all, there was a article that came've got going on. What you got from me? This is what I got you for. First of all, there was this article that came out that a bunch of people emailed me.

It says, the G-spot does not exist without a doubt, says researchers. A new review of 60 years of sex research shows science still can't definitively find the G-spot. Researchers have used surveys, imaging scans, and biopsies of women. I'll try to look at the G-spot, and they're saying it doesn't exist. I read the article, I think it's BS. What they're saying is that they think the G-spot is connected to the clitoris, and that it's all part of the same thing, and blah, blah, blah.

But the truth is, you have two different sensations from an orgasm through a G-spot, an orgasm through a clitoris. So maybe it is connected to the clitoris. I don't care what you call it, but it is a separate spot. It does exist in the planet. So researchers dudes are trying to find the G-spot and they can't find it. So they say, how does it exist?

And we had some comments on Facebook, because we posted on Facebook, and people said, I don't think this is from Oliver on Facebook. I don't think it has a definitive area, but I'm damn sure that many women have a very sensitive spot around a particular area, just based on described visual sensations.

But hey, what would I know? Oh, and it was an Israeli study. That's like trusting the Pope with sex ed. Oh, God. Okay, this is from Joe. Seems like you have one if you think you have one, and if you can't find yours, you've also got lots of company. Worry and pressure of any kind are contradicted if you want to have good sex, so me thinks

folks should stop stressing about it. Because women do that. There is this whole like holy grail of the G spot. Like does the G spot exist tonight? Oh my God, I can't have a G spot orgasm. So just why you shouldn't obsess about it. Larry says, yes, I have class. Those nerdy little European scientists who wouldn't know of a gyna even if it's set on their face

have no idea what they're talking about. I can prove to you here on this form that there's a G-spot. If there wasn't a G-spot, we wouldn't have G-spot vibrators. Would we case closed, case dismissed? And then some Keith says, I'm sure those doctors are just wrong. And Roger says,

if I hadn't, my wife would have left me by now and wait to selfless to fake it. His wife says. And another Margarita said, who gives a shit, whether it exactly this or not? I'm pretty sure sex is amazing otherwise you're doing it wrong. So, do you think that G-spot exists?

Let us know. I think it does. I know it does. I think it does. I think it exists. But I don't know why they're trying to say it doesn't exist. Why are they taking that away? Why are you taking away my G-spot?

Well, it's like taking away Pluto. Like Pluto wasn't a planet. I know. That's some bullshit. Who are you people? Spend your research money on other things. Jesus Christ. Okay.

You've probably heard about this. Hazel Jones, woman with two vaginas, gets a $1 million porn offer. Yeah, I did. She should get $2 million for each vagina. This is what I have to say. But 27-year-old Hazel Jones has uterus, did Delphis, which is a condition

which caused her to develop two sets of female reproductive organs. In other words, two vaginal canals with two openings, vivid entertainment, hauncho, Steve Hersch once paired $1 million to star in a porn production. Imagine what you could do with two vaginas. Yeah. Imporn, that would be a successful porn or a freaky one. Would you really want to see, she could stick, a penis in one and like a vibrator

in the other like you get creative with two vaginas. Yeah, there was this chick that was on a one talk show. She had two vaginas and she was like a whore and she was like sleeping around with a bunch of dudes and she had one African American baby and one like white baby because she had two vaginas and then she was able to have like two different babies Really? Wasn't it the be because of the sperm of who she had sex? Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying she has to right for China So she's able to have okay got it different babies. All right. It's crazy

It's crazy. I should want more povich. Yeah, I should watch it more often But apparently she didn't realize that she had two vaginos until she was like in her 30s. So it's like didn't she didn't know. You'd think it by mistake you. She would think it was that. Yeah. You'd be like, oops. What? I could. Well, she's not going to her. What's the, what's the three letters always get mixed up? Your gynecologist. What's it? Oh, OBGYN. Your OBGYN. Yeah. She should be going to her gynecologist. What's it? Oh, OB-GYN. Your OB-GYN. Yeah, she should be going to a gynecologist. Yeah.

He would have spotted that and you can't think he'd overlook two vaginas. But I checked this out. I got some news to tell you. You got two vaginas. Yeah, could you imagine? We need to talk. You're like, what, Dr. Dave?

Herpes, no. Do I have committee and no? You have two vaginas. Yeah. That'd be amazing. Like, money would have fell from the sky and balloons everywhere and stuff like that. That'd be pretty cool.

$1,000,000. I mean, she could do, I'm just trying to think of the possible that she give a vibrator and one. Well, guys having sex with the other. Well, maybe she doesn't want to do porn, but. She's doing, she's gonna do it or no. Well, I guess she is. Million bucks, she might do it.

All these porn people always throw like millions of dollars everywhere. I know. I mean, I would do it for million bucks porn people always throw like millions of dollars everywhere. I know. I mean, I would do it for million bucks. Maybe. What? I wish I had to have done us. No, I don't. For million dollars, you would do porn. It depends if I could set the regulations of the porn. I wouldn't want any new to the, is that possible? Okay, I'm probably not going to do porn anytime. Okay, I'm probably not gonna do pouring time. Okay, Kobe Bryant's wife scores big in the divorce. Of course. His wife Vanessa is walking away with $75 million, which will

toad represents close to half of their total assets. Estimated $150 million. Vanessa scored, snagging all three of their mansions in Newport Beach. Dude, she walked away. Why, how long were they married? A while. They were married for quite a while.

And you know what? In this case, with him cheating, and then she forgiving him, and then him to constantly continue to cheat, then I think she deserved it. So he was cheating the whole time, they were together. Yeah, and he got caught very publicly. That was, there should be,

that was a while ago, right? Yeah, that's like, that should be extremely embarrassing for her. And he had this whole press conference saying that he was sorry, she was sticking by him. Right. And him to continue to cheat after that. They need a word.

I'm kidding, men just can't keep their ween or in their pants. Yeah, he deserves to lose 70 million. Yeah, 75 million. Yeah. And three mansions. Damn, he deserves to lose 70 million. Yeah, 75 million. Yeah. And three mansions. Damn, just for being married to him. Just for having a vagina ladies and gentlemen.

But he put her through, through some stuff. Right. I know. You say I don't take the side is like, that's the money that he earned himself. But, you know, that's the same thing with Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods has been a dumbass. Right.

He made a coming in, he walked down the aisle, and found which friends and families and made a coming in, and he went back on it. So it's gonna cost you. You don't hear much about Tiger Woods these days, so who he's banging. Do you think he's like been? Yeah, of course he's so hooking up with people.

Yeah, but maybe he's being more wise on who he's like. Exactly, exactly, not just some horror. Okay, boycottkim dot com is run by convicted con man the man behind boycott can come as a convicted film by the name of frank basti who is several federal prison times time has who has served federal prison time whatever so he launched this website he says six hundred three thousand people of sinus petition he says why he wants to work out the Kardashians. He's offended that mainstream media has covered them like a serious news story.

He's a convicted felon who has a conscience. Whatever. Did you hear about this website? I don't know. Does he make any money off of it? I don't know. He should be. 650,000 people have signed it. I don't know.

And then we hear about Hardy Klum and Seale. They're getting divorced. Did you see that coming? Didn't they seem happy they kept having children? And yeah, they always, always in the public eye, it was just amazing marriage. But what I heard today was that he has like a crazy temper. Oh, that would, that would be a deal breaker for me.

I couldn't, that's like walking at eggshells. If you date someone who's about to blow up at any minute, that's a nightmare. I would have said, if I was Heidi Klum I'm like, look, bro, you haven't put out an album as sold anything in 15 years. You need shut the hell up and be. Exactly. Because she's supporting us.

Yeah, that we are together. No, I'm sure he has money because he sold a crazy amount of records when people made money off records. So I'm sure that he has money. But he should be like, she should be like, you're with me. You need to shut the hell up right now. But people who I've dated, I've not dated any with anger management issues,

but I had a girlfriend of several funds who've dated, we've heard from people who date people with anger management issues. And you have to go to therapy and get it treated. And if you don't, it's not gonna go away. It's like a part of your condition. Like you can't help it. You say you're gonna be better, you want to be better, and get it treated. And if you don't, it's not going to go away. It's like a part of your condition. Like, you can't help it. You say you're going to be better, you want to be better, and then you just lose it. So that's a real problem in relationships.

Okay. A 36 year old virgin, father's 14 children. Yes. 36 year old California man claims he's a virgin despite fathering 14 kids. He's a Silicon Valley computer security specialist. He told Anderson Cooper that he has never had a sex partner and feels it's his duty to help childish couples reproduce. I've committed a hundred percent of my sexual energy for producing sperm for childish couples to have babies, so I don't have any other activities outside that. It doesn't say like, I don't know if he's religious or why, but he's never in a course. He's just spurmin. He's just shooting sperm out all over the place. So people can have babies. It's cool I mean if he doesn't want to have it, just there's a lot of people who can't have kids So good for him. Not bad. Okay, we're gonna move into some emails from listeners from the people real quickly

Yes, I want people to Google this guy Googleist they you know There was this big whole thing of centering censoring the internet and all this big, whole thing of censoring the internet and all this stuff, right? But there was this one guy who got busted. He owned this website, it's called Mega Upload, right? And it's basically a file sharing website, which I'm still trying to figure out what's the difference between,

because we use like Dropbox. Right, do you send it or whatever? Yeah, I use box.com, that's my favorite. And this guy had a website that was just like it, yes, just like in 2011, he made over $45 million off the website. Wow. But he just got busted by the feds for some reason

because the people that are sharing all the files are sharing like MP3s, which is copyrighted, material for Oh. So this guy got busted, but he's like this crazy millionaire that just, you know, lives. He's getting it to lose all his money though, because he's going to pay it back. It's not copyrighted. Well, he hired the lawyer that Bill Clinton used to fight all the sexual allegations.

Alligations? Yeah. So he got a really good lawyer Yeah, we should see the lifestyle that this guy live. Wow. He's like a six six seven 300 pound dude just living it up. Where does he live in Germany? Okay, crazy Man start a smart website. Yeah, just just file sharing website and you should just Google mega upload owner, okay, oh my god you guys would be blown away right? But you might lose it all huh? Yeah, and it's just funny because he says you could just tell he's just like this super nerd And he has like these crazy hot chicks around I'm sure $45 million that would do it. Oh, no, he's worth way more than that

That's just how much it may last. Oh my God. Jesus. Okay, everyone Google that now. Okay, we're going to go into emails. Okay. Thanks everyone for emailing us at feedback at sexwithamily.com where you can email us straight from the website where it says ask Emily, you can send us your questions.

If you are friends with my friends member, we add your emails on top of everyone else's. Head of that, so we appreciate all of our friends' event members. Okay, this one's about exercising your penis. I stumbled across your show on Sunday, 122 on Sunday the 22nd. How's that possible? Was yesterday the 22nd? Yes, yesterday was 22nd. It seemed to be broadcasting an old show, but the topic was about a guest that wrote a book about strengthening and increasing the penis. I did not get the name of the book to do research and follow up. Do you happen to recall? It was something like how to make your most prized position bigger, stronger and better.

Now that it's a year later, have you heard anything about the results? Is the author still in the business? Anyhow, put it we great. Thanks, big papi. Big papi from Bakersfield, California. Bakersfield? This was an old show that you can find on our website under Classics and it was the book is called Exercising the Penis by Aaron Kemmer, K-E-M-M-E-R, and it's a guide on making

your most prized organ bigger, harder, and healthier. And do you remember him and he was on the show like two years ago. I think you were probably there a year and a half ago. And so he is fully committed to growing the penis, the books all about exercising the penis. I can't say that for sure, it's working, but he has scientific evidence that shows that all these men have been able to grow their penis using these exercises. He contends that the penis is a muscle and it's just like every other muscle you never can eat exercise and so I don't know I don't know his book seems to be conclusive but I don't have a penis I didn't try it I don't want to tell you men's didn't try it

no I uh he's our he's our resident penis expert I thought um he's not the guy that he was doing it for sure that's not the documentary no there a guy, and you might be talking about Nicholas. I don't think so, though. He's doing a show called a documentary called Inches for Charity. And his website is Inches for Charity, I think. And it's a website where there's a bunch of men who are attempting to grow their penis for charity. Yeah. Which is a good cause.

Yeah, I don't know how it all goes together, but it's crazy. It's crazy, but you don't need to worry about that because I'm sure your penis is fine. Okay. Dear Emily, I love your podcasts and I'm new to your podcasts. I discovered your podcasts on Stitcher Radio and I'd like you to know I'll continue to listen to your podcasts. Cordelia yours, Byron, a newcomer.

PS, I love to eat out a woman. There's more to sex than intercourse. Plus, for a play is very, very important part of sex, I believe. Thanks, Byron. You're awesome. I love his PS. Yes. PS, I love going down on a check. We love men like you.

I love men like you who like to go down on the checks. That's awesome. And foreplay is a very important part of sex. I totally agree. foreplay is one of my favorite topics. We actually had a poll. We're going to read the results tomorrow about that on our website. Thank you for the support. And thanks for listening through Stitcher Radio. As you know, we record everyday at Stitcher

Studios. It's an app that you can download for your smartphone. And it's an easy way to listen to hundreds of thousands of podcasts, including ours, such as Emily. It's downloaded free and then search. Yeah, and then search sex with Emily. Exactly. Okay, not orgasming during sex. I'm embarrassed, but I've never orgasmed ever. I've only been with my current boyfriend of two years. I'm 16, but I feel like there's something wrong with me. Kayla from Victoria BC. Well, Kayla, the first thing you have to say is,

have you ever had an orgasm yourself? Because a lot, first of all, only 30% of women actually have orgasms during intercourse. So first off, I would say, have you spent time exploring your body and masturbating and figuring out what makes yourself feel good? Because then you can incorporate that into your lovemaking. You can stimulate your clitoris during sex. If that's how you have an orgasm, use your hand or a vibrator

like the Jimmy J. Forum 2 is awesome and you can also get a small subtle vibrator like the bullet from Adam and Eve. So it helps sometimes bring sex toys in, but first I just need to know if you orgasm on your own, you should spend some time alone, figuring out your body, what makes you feel good, and then take that into your love making, what you learn about your body and move your body in certain ways so you'll be able to orgasm. But you're only 16, and when you're worried about it, you've got a whole life ahead of you, thank God you're emailing, and you're concerned about it because you can do something about it.

I didn't even know what an orgasm was at 16. Yeah, I have a question real quick about the stat that you always give out about 30% of women. Now, let me ask you this. Is it 30% of women physically can only have an orgasm? Or is it... During intercourse? Or hold on. Or is it just individual act like?

30% of women have who are at... So if there's 100 women having intercourse. Only 30 of them would have an orgasm. So it's not because when I first heard that status, like, oh my God, only 30% of women are physically able to have an orgasm while having sex. Right. So it's possible for every single woman

to be able to have an orgasm at some time while having sex. Yes. Okay, I get it. Yes, but some women need extra-clitoral stimulation from their partner and they need their partner to rub their clitoris or the knee. The bulldozer. They need a bulldozer, whatever works for you. Okay, let's get into our topic here.

Our topic is important as they all are. Are you concerned with those texting you? Yeah, because my friend wants to meet in 15 minutes and I can't. I'm not reading it. I'm actually looking at the time. She just dropped something off from me. She obviously is not a good friend

because she doesn't realize I do the show every day for more than two. OK, I think he took the word right out in the mouth. I know, because I know you so well. I know what you're going to say. Own your own. This is all about owning your orgasms and maximizing your orgasms.

So, this is for men first. You know, you have an orgasm, you're like, it's awesome. It's like Woody Allen says, I've never had a bad orgasm or I was like, I've never had bad pizza. Like even bad pizza is good pizza. Any orgasm is a good orgasm. But you can maximize them.

Or orgasm to curve for the purpose of releasing sperm in men. It has been suggested that orgasms are pleasurable so that male animals would have more sexual drive to fertilize their female counterparts. The male orgasm is not quite as enigmatic as a female orgasm, but scientifically speaking, it's still a fairly complicated process. So we kind of give so much attention here to the female orgasm, as you know, because it's more elusive and hard to pin down. But the first thing we're going to talk about is abstinence, which is much easier said than done. If a man abstains from sex and masturbation for at least a week, it will create a buildup

of sexual tension. So if you've been feeling lately like you are and don't have as much sex drive or you are having some issues in the bedroom, just try abstaining. You can also not abstain, but from sex or in the course, but just don't go over and have an orgasm. Both of these will give you more semen for the release, which will always result in a more explosive ending. So absence can help you create that drive if you don't have any.

You can also boost your semen production if you want more semen. The more semen you can inject from your penis, the stronger your orgasm will be. There are volume enhancers. There's male enhancement supplements that are formulated to increase semen and sex drive. So I just researched these. I've known to suggest, but apparently they work. And then you can increase your sex drive. You can exercise your PC muscles.

You know that I'm a huge fan of the stop start of the muscles. This is the muscles that you use. And these are for men too and women. These are the muscles that you use to stop and start the flow of urine. So if you're peeing and you want to stop, you exercise, oh, by contracting and releasing and holding each for a few seconds,

you can download my app from the iPhone called Kegel Camp. It's a great app to help men and women. It gives you reminders and it's my voice. I talk you through it and it can help you have stronger, longer orgasms. Have you, I haven't even downloaded my app yet on my new iPhone. I have your app on my iPhone.

It's an amazing app, I have to say. And it helps me because I've just got my iPhone, which I'm obsessed with, by the way. Why did you not make me get an iPhone like a year ago? Because you're a service and have it. And do you know what's? It only takes like two seconds to download your app. I know. No, I'm going to do it.

So you're so cheap that you won't buy your own app. I know. I'm so cheap. I got it right here. Tense and hold and relax. Just follow along with the app. Tense and hold, then relax. Just follow along with the app. Tense. Relax. See I have that support. I like the photo of you on here. Let me see. Is it sexy? Yeah, that's a good one. Okay, also you need to have more patience. Enjoy the full experience of having sex and slowly build up to your orgasm. If you can hold out, try to edge. That's in quotes. Control yourself, just shive

the point of no return of an actual orgasm for as long as possible. So this is something that men, men who have problem with premature ejaculation, they can practice there by masturbating or having sex to the point of no return to when they're about having orgasm and they pull out and they start again. That'll help men train those muscles. I know it sounds really awful and painful, but it works. Okay, so for women, the female blended orgasm. Blended orgasm.

It's a blended orgasm. Clotoral orgasms usually are a lot easier for women. That's why we were talking about the G-spot earlier, like, does it exist? That's not exists. There's a lot of women who can't find their G-spot or who have not found their G-spot yet. And not every woman gets a good sensation from the G-spot, but it's pretty sure that the clitoris is going to give you some pleasure. It has thousands of nerve endings.

They only reason, it has more nerve endings in the penis, the clitoris. And the only reason the clitoris exists on the planet and on your body is for female pleasure. So G-spot orgasms are considered more intense because they reverberate from inside your body, but by simultaneously having your clitoris and your G-spot stroke, it can be like fireworks going off. And amazing. So a blended orgasm, that would be a blended orgasm when you're having both stimulated,

touches on two distinct body areas if you believe in the G-spot. And this extra effort naturally slows him down and makes him last longer, if you're focusing on both. Okay? I've got a lot here. The best way, this is just about the blended orgasm. It's a start by lying in your back comfortably and letting your body destress.

So, when you feel relaxed, begin manually stroking your clitoris lightly. As you become more roused, increase your spressed pressure and speed until you're close to reach your peak. Now, once, so they say most women need clitoral stimulation before they can hit their g-spots. So once you're near the brink, take your hand off your clitoris and then move it to your g-spot, which is internal.

To find it insert, we talked about this, insert a finger, palm up, and insert two inside your vagina, feeling for a spongy or puckered area along the front wall. You may even feel like you need to pee if you hit the spot. That's what it feels like you have to pee. But really, you can be closer to orgasm. As you massage your G-Spot and become increasingly excited, resume stimulating your clitoris. So you do them both at the same time.

So now that you find your G-Spot, use your other hand, or you can have a partner, massage your clitoris, and then you can have a boom blended orgasm. Isn't that awesome? It is. I think you happy. I want you to start making diagrams to put up on sexathome.com. We've got to find an artist for you.

I know you're right. Don't you know any artist? I know. I want to sketch because it's hard for me to explain it. It's not hard. I do it. But I just want you to know that it's possible and that a lot of times if you haven't found your juice about it, you have to massage your clitoris first.

That's how you do it alone. If you're with him, Doggyie-style is a great one to do it, and also you lying on your back with your knees back and having him search for your juice bar with his fingers. It's more likely to find the juice bar with fingers, at least the first time, than you are with penis or a vibrator. Yeah, and not to try a segue and sell your book, but I think your book has some great positions. It does hot sex over 200 things you can try tonight by the Amazon now

Yeah, but I mean definitely it has all the diagrams where you can actually get it because you know us guys We're like I know we're trying to put the visual in our head and we're really do you have the book? You have it right? I don't have your book. You still know if you didn't buy it What party which one? I had two book parties that you came to. I didn't know if it was for sale there. I was drinking your book. I'll bring you book. You need to have one on your coffee table. I'm going to bring you one tomorrow. But I have to be honest that Jamie, my co-author, says that our diagram of the vagina in my book is one of the the female reproductive system is the most amazing that she's seen. She got a blown up. That's how cool it is. So it is. You're right to mention that. So everyone should check that out. I'm sorry I haven't picked up the book. I've been trying to do something that you haven't done yet. Uh-oh.

I was trying to find it on the shelf somewhere. That's what I wanted. It's been so long. Because I wanted to take a picture of it. I wanted to. I know that it's a barn's in a bowl. I know that it's a good vibrations, but they sold out. So it's going to be in more places soon.

So. It needs to be in urban outfitters. Mm-hmm. That's why I really want it to be. That would be like the purpose. They said it was going to be in urban outfitters, but I don't know if it is yet. So hot sex over two hundred things you can try to night go by my book And that's what we got time for today really. Oh, can I happen over over the weekend I go

Trying to do the mission and you know me my favorite favorite subject is history and like really old things and like learning All obscure right like like what happened to Zima. Yeah, like all my godfacts like on Twitter and like really old things and like learning all obscure facts. Like what happened to Zima? Yeah, like oh my God facts like on Twitter I'm obsessed with. They just random facts, they'll talk about like some ship, US ship that sunk and no one knows what happened to it. So I'll read everything about that ship, like beyond that. I was driving by the Armory, old Armory, which is kink.com now.

And you've been telling me, I don't know how many years now that we can take a tour of it. And I just wanted to go there, not for the porn. I just want to go there for the building. I know, I know. Just to look at the building. We actually have a tour set up there that we're going to go on soon. Do you want to come? Wow, setting up the tour without?

No, you can come on it. We've been talking about it for months and months. We've got a contact, we've got the person, we just haven't set it up yet. We're gonna go, they've like bondage, crazy walls, porn. I heard like chicks live there. Maybe, I would think so. You gotta check it out.

And are you coming to my party that I'm, what did you with all the interns? I saw that, yeah. I know it's Tuesday night or something, but you gotta come. Why I told you many times? Because that was the best night that worked for everyone. That was the best night that worked for everyone. We're going to have lots of drinks and fun stuff. I know that's the problem because I have to get up. Can't you just call and sick one day? No. I

know you never call in second 10 years blah blah blah. But I'll come. Okay. I'll be there. I love it. I'll be there. And we gotta take a tour because I wanna check out the building. Oh, the ticket tour. Okay, we will. I mean, my intern's everyone wants to take a tour of it.

Everyone's been talking about it. And we were supposed to do it a few months ago. Something happened, but King.com is super successful, popular website. And apparently they've got all these cool bondage walls and porn rooms where they shoot porn and sets and it's crazy. Well the thing is the reason that I am so captivated because you would think oh it's like just some building.

No, this place looks like a castle in downtown San Francisco. It takes up an entire block. It looks like a castle. Googlekink.com images or something like that. And he bought it for like a castle, Googlekink.com, images or something like that. Yeah, and he bought it for like $15 million dollars. Yeah, it's just crazy. Yeah, they make so much money there. We'll go and we will include you on the tour.

Promise, promise, promise. Okay, so that's what we got time for. Yeah, and people have a lot of assignments to go look up things and go to sexathomely.com. Go to sexathomely.com. Exactly. Check it out. Find me on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, such as Emily and Menace. You can find them white menace. Yes.

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