Sex With Emily - SWE: Pleasing Teasing

Episode Date: January 25, 2012

Emily prepares a speech for a Singles Convention and Menace is resentful of hot women (no surprise here). How Emily handles Valentines Day, "expiration dating", and teasing your partner sexually without being annoying. Emily talks about how long foreplay should last and why it’s important. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music Book into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mock our sacred institutions Betrubized they call them in a bygone way Hey, Evelyn, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute The girls got every standard so much

The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm so, so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good.

You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just played with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithfamily.com where you can get all your sex questions answered and relationship issues and have a better sex life if you listen to sex family and you should become a friend's benefits member ASAP if you haven't already. So today's show is pleasing teasing. How can you pleasurably tease your partner?

Why teasing is important? Did I just see minus role his eyes or no? No, I was just um... Because I know you don't like teasing so I thought maybe I would have... Yeah, hey no no no, I was gonna message. Rollin' my eyes. Okay, well I'm glad it wasn't at me because when you really rise at me it's upsetting. Oh I'm sorry. Yeah, it's okay, I'm fine with it. So we're gonna talk about teasing, we're gonna be reading your emails, we got some

sex in the news, we've got a lot going on, and yeah, happy day. So what the hell is going on with you? What the hell is going on with me? Lots of things are going on, let's see, the, I got asked to be a keynote speaker at a singles convention, and I have to- A singles convention where? In the East Bay.

Really? The East Bay of San Francisco. Hell yeah. So I have to do a speech on a 45 minute keynote. 45 minutes? Cool. I mean, I know I can sit and talk to you for, I can sit and talk for five minutes.

I don't have to make a speech. So then today he emailed me, the guy is putting it on, he's sending out a press release to the media and he's like, what is something that you say? 45 minutes is too long. I know like no one wants us in 45 minutes, anything. I'm like, in this culture, I'm like, 30 minutes tops at most.

People, it's the same as convention. Everyone's just gonna be wanting to check out who's there, they're not there to like, hear about whatever, but anyway, he asked me to do it, and so I said I would, but he wants to quote for me like, this, because he's sitting at press release of like, the most, like, is there something that I say

as a sexologist that is more, that no one's ever heard before? What do I say that is so out there? I feel like I say a lot of things that are out there, but that no one's ever heard before. I mean, I think I'm pretty unique. So anyway, I was trying to work on that prosperally, on that quote. It's hard to be put into the book.

You should have been like, I go ask the mouth. Boom, I don't think anybody said that. I just hooked you up. Yeah, thanks man. I'll tell you you do. I'll call you out and stuff. How's that? How about, how how are you to say I'm gonna get you laid or some crap like that? Yeah, I don't know. Some like that. Okay, but two 45 minutes. No, F and wait. 45 minutes and no PowerPoint or anything. Not even though like I would know how to do the PowerPoint part, but, but it's just talking. I mean, you want me to talk about my book

and put on my blog, the hot sex, so I can do that. But. I love you to death, but 45 minutes. No way. I suffer through this every day. Yeah. No, yeah. So there's that, and then there is, I have no,

I'm just thinking that I need a trip plan, like a vacation, because I don't think I've had one in years because I feel like I work for myself, and I'm trying to make a living and blah, blah, blah, but I've been feeling like, I was thinking my schedule this week and I'll come in next week. And I was like, I don't have anything super fun planned.

Like something that's getting me my heart excited. It's good of Vegas. Should we just play and we just miss the avian, but that's fine. But you know what I mean? Like I want to go away on a romantic vacation. But I've no way to do that. A romantic vacation.

I've got a beach somewhere, so yeah, you just want to You just want to lounge and drink Yeah, kind of Don't you ever just crave, like I've never really craved it because I feel like I always say semi-hours And I work for myself from like I might go away, what about you? Well, I am going to New York, right? I'm going to New York, I'm, I have in February I have three two day trips So I'm going to New York for two days

and then I'm going to LA for two days twice. But I mean, this is just work. I mean, it's not bad work, it's just fun. I'm like, I'm gonna go play with crocodiles in New York. So that's not really bad. And then I'm going Disneyland and then I'm gonna go to the Grammys. So it's all-

So I just went again, aren't you not allowed back in since you got kicked out? No, they didn't check my ID some fun. Are you sure? Yes, I'm gonna go to the Grammys. So it's all, I didn't land again, aren't you not allowed back in, since you got kicked out? No, they didn't check my ID some fun. Are you sure? Yes, while I was saying, yeah. I know. I know.

That'd be so bad, just to recap for everybody, on New Year's, I got kicked out of Disneyland, because I peed in a phone booth because I thought it was a bathroom stall. That happens. It happens.

It's a drinking too much, they look so much alike. It was sort of. It was all bad. But I am kind of jealous right now because half the staff at my radio station are all on whoyer right now. Why?

Together? They are helping with the launch of the Disney resort in Hawaii. Yeah, so they're all at this Disney resort. They're all posting photos and all this stuff. That's so unfair. And you weren't included. Yeah, I didn't get to go.

Right, because I needed you here on the radio. Yeah. Thank God. But yeah, Hawaii would be fun. See, I love urban Hawaii. Yeah, it's twice. Yeah, it's fun. I would love to be in Hawaii.

I, I, I, Not that I'm not happy and I don't own my life, but really, so no, you need a freaking vacation. Yeah, I love the clear salt water. It's good for your skin and stuff like that. Yeah, that stuff is good. Yeah, the sun. Mm-hmm. That would be good. It was good

I was in Hawaii once I did burn myself Yeah, I was in Hawaii and I was skateboarding. This is when I was really big into skateboarding And I did some trick and it was you know, it was cool and this girl goes oh good job I turn around as Gabrielle Reese the professional volleyball. I was like holy shit like I instantly recognize there right and She just happened to be playing a game like right on the beach. So I go dude It's Gabrielle Reese and she just talked to me. I'm gonna go sit there So I sat there in the sun before I even put a like sunscreen. Oh, that's hard. Oh my god I get back to the Bay area and at the time I was working at a grocery store and I was like lifting

Like all this heavy stuff and then my skin was just like peeling it was miserable. But you met Gabrielle Reese. But I met Gabrielle Reese and she said I did a good job. She said that's good. It was cool. There's something else. I know there was something that I had to tell you today

but I can't remember, but I'm gonna give you the pull results because you've had this pull up for a while. So I'm gonna do that and that's gonna come to me. How long do you think four plays should last? Five minutes. We've got the results at most. And the results are interesting. Okay. 50, okay, so let's see the least percentage. Three percent said what four play. Six percent said five minutes. That would be a bummer to me. Five minutes. But that's what I think average is pretty much. I'm not sure. And then we've got 16% say all night long, baby.

21% say 45 minutes. And the winner, 54% say 15 minutes. So I'd say half the people think 15 minutes is about right. And I think that is about right for four play. That's including Flatio, right? Yeah. That is four. Four play is Flatio, right? And Connolly is. Oh, right. Okay, fine. That's including Flatio, all right? Yeah, that is for four play is Flatio and Connell English.

All right, okay, fine, that's cool. I'm down with that one, right? You're down with a 15 minute BJ, but it means that you have to also be reciprocating. So 15 minutes for you to go down her, for her to go down and you talk about the whole Shabang before you think. I go down for one minute and you go down for 14.

Yeah, one minute, it doesn't happen. One minute, we don't even know you're there yet, it hasn't even registered. One minute is nothing, waste of time. Don't even waste your time. But 15 minutes, I think that's about right. 45 minutes, that's 21%. I mean, that's, that would be awesome.

But some, you know, we run out of time. You know, you just don't have that much time in life. They need to start cloning people because they need to send in your clone to go make out and do like all the hard work and then you can just be ready. So you just don't enjoy four plays what you're saying. Well, I do with the right person.

Remember, when you get to find this right person. When are you gonna find the right person? Honey, I'm out there. I'm looking. I think that there are, yeah. I kind of start, oh, this guy, do you remember when that lawyer was on the show a few months ago? And he said, yeah, I kind of start, oh, this guy, do you remember when that lawyer was on the show a few months ago?

And he said, oh, I have a friend, I'm gonna fix up with him and he called him and then that guy called me last night and left me a message. You know, it's weird when you get calls from numbers you don't know anywhere. Mostly like, most of the calls I get I know who it is to my phone. And he called me last night.

So I need to call him back. I haven't listened to the message. It made me nervous, I gotta call him. Not nervous, but just like, I don't think I want to go out with him. Why, it was his him back. I haven't listened to the message. It made me nervous. I got to call him. Not nervous, but just like, I don't think I want to go out with him. Why? Was his message bad? I wouldn't have left the message. I just did a miss call. Well, then I want to know who it was. But then when he called back, he said, oh, that was a person doing a message. I haven't even listened to the message yet. I don't want to hear it. I knew I heard the first three seconds of it. But then he was like, hi, this is someone so I'm not going to

play it. I would play it, but I'm not going to do that now. So I was so then I need to call back and tell him I don't know I think I know him and I think I'm like Facebook friends with him or something You probably made out with him. No, I don't think I made out with him, but I don't think I'm gonna go out with him Because he's peeping you out on Facebook. No, because I think I know of him and I just don't think he's right guy But then you gotta have that conversation and be like oh, I heard bad things about you and then he's gonna be like oh Those things aren't true. I didn't hear bad things about him. I just don't think I want to go out with him because Why I've seen I was attracted to him. I saw a picture. I didn't feel like a love connection between looking at his picture on Facebook Um, that's gonna be the truth. Wow. Wow. Okay, so we've a new poll. What is your G-Spot experience?

I'm questioning its existence. It's in a blue moon type of occurrence. It's work, but worth the effort. It's my go-to for orgasms. So this is for many women. You can answer if you happen to know how your partner orgasms, you can answer that as well. Does the G spot exist? Because you know, there's a study that came out that said the G spot didn't exist. And you say it does. I say it does exist. Of course it exists. You can't say it doesn't exist.

These male researchers saying that the G spot doesn't exist. Are you able to direct people where your G spot is? Yes. Every single time. No. Do you do that immediately? No. No.

No. No, it's not that easy to find. It's not always, I'm not one of these. To find it, I'll give them a map. You do. No. Is it a 3D map? It's a 3D map. Google.

Exactly. Google map. Oh, that would be cool. You could do 3D maps of your innards. So also, yeah, that's what we got for two spots. That's what we got for our new poll. That's good. Something's in my brain, and I can't get it up.

What are you trying to tell me, so bad? It was so important. Was it? Yeah. I'm just going to go on and talk about we're going to get some sex in the news. This has to do anything with Valentine's Day because Valentine's Day is not too far away. We're doing a huge that yes that is what it has to do with. Not really but that is some so glad you brought that up. Okay. We're doing a huge Valentine's Day campaign. We're giving away thousands of dollars worth of items to huge Valentine's Day campaign. We're giving away thousands of dollars worth of items to people for Valentine's Day.

We're giving away like launch baskets, we're giving away like 10 copies of my book. We're having a huge contest that we are launching in a few days. So all people have to do is retweet. I'll give you all this specifics next week, but they just have to like retweet the posts that we post for the more you retweet us

on the next from February 1st till 3 Valentine's Day and Facebook the more you reshare a post, we will you'll be entered to win and we will pick out winners based on their social media performance as we direct them. Sweet! And we're giving away stuff from tons of sponsors including Adam Eve and Jimmy Jane Toys. You have any thoughts on your... And then we have guests on the show every day to help us for Valentine's Day. It's going to be two week Valentine's Day extravaganza. You have any thoughts or plans for your Valentine's Day yet?

I don't. I'm not a huge Valentine's Day fan myself. Like, even if I had a boyfriend, I don't think I'd be like, let's plan special romantic evening. Like, it just me of all people. I should just get that strict and fun to rock and I hope it's. When is it? You don't like Monday?

So you don't like to do anything for any of the way. You don't like to do anything for any of the way. You don't like to do anything for any of the way. I just I always I'm not what does it say? When is it? You don't like to put any effort. You like people to put in effort and you put it in. It's a Tuesday, huh?

It's a Monday. See I just said I hope it's a Monday. Good. Because then you don't have to make it for Friday. That's a lot of pressure. But Monday you can still do something. But Monday's like I hope it's a Monday. Good. Because then you don't have to make it for the Friday. That's a lot of pressure. But Monday, you can still do something. But Monday is like, I think it's important. This is what I think.

I think every day is Valentine's Day in your relationship. Like you should try to do something new, something sexual, try something new. But Valentine's Day is a great time. And you should, if you are in a relationship, make it about sex. Make it about doing something different, sexually improving your sex life, your communication.

It's a great day to do it. Because people listen to this show because they want to have about our sex. And when you actually, improving your sex life, your communication. It's a great day to do it. Because people listen to this show, because they wanna have better sex. When you actually, you can listen all you want, but when you actually gonna do something about it, so try something different, Valentine's Day. You didn't, you blew over everything, I was saying.

What'd you say? I said that you don't wanna put any effort into that. No, I do wanna put effort into it. What am I gonna do? Like cook dinner? I've never cooked. No, I would do so. I'm trying to think if I've ever had like an amazing round.

It just seems cliche to me a lot of it. Have you ever done anything for somebody else? Of course. I've done tons of yes. I've many boyfriends. All right, name something that you've done. I've never done a sick girl. I once made this photo, this was a long time ago,

but I made this, I was eating sky for a few years and I made this album of how we met. Like I took pictures printed about maiden album like of all these different spots that led to us. Like one time we went to this fruit. They're really cool photos. Like we made this fruit dance. How old were you like 15? I was like 28 or something 25.

I don't remember. All right. And I made dinner. I ordered dinner once, but it was set it out. So it was a very nice dinner. And I know I made this album that was like documented our entire relationship and took me a long time. That's stupid.

It was really cute. I mean, like, oh, this is the- I'm not about presence, we want to hate presence for guys or tough, because you never really know. I know you'd like a laptop or something, but- You'd say you just give them a blowjob and call a day. That's cool.

I do that anyway, though. See the thing is I'm already stuck. You know, you need to have some dumb gifts like that, but they do want you to like make them dinner and put- Well, I don't want you to like make them dinner and put Well, I don't know how to make dinner. I'll do something for someone not to share What about you? What are you gonna do? What the hell are you gonna do? I just found out what day it was on I Am gonna be in LA. I don't know. You always want to hang out with somebody on Valentine's Day

No, really, I mean I'd rather hang out with my friends if I'm not with someone and go to bar and that's a good time to meet someone on Valentine's Day You got to bar. I want to get laid I spoke on a panel one year about meet someone on Valentine's Day. You got to go out to a bar. I want to get laid. I spoke on a panel one year about being single on Valentine's Day. That was my Valentine's Day that year. That was fun. Yeah, but so you're gonna hang out with your friends.

Your friends also gonna be not doing anything. What about if all your friends happen to be doing something? Then what? You're all on a Valentine's Day. I wouldn't care. I want everyone listening to the show to have an awesome Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is not a huge deal to me. I'm gonna admit it, but I want, I in Valentine's Day. I wouldn't care. I want everyone to listen to the show to have an awesome Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is not a huge deal to me.

I'm going to admit it, but I want, I think it's a significant. I think it's a time that you can improve your relationship and do something different and have a lot of fun. You're all about sex. That's cool, but the whole love part of that is not about it. I just realized right now, anything that has to do do with actual love you just don't give it F That is so wrong man. How did I you think I'm against love? Yeah, like F love Should I get a bumper sticker that says like F love or something? I promote love

I'm just saying love I'm down with the bane and just be real just be honest. That's not true though What have you done that's romantic on Valentine's Day for someone? I took my girlfriend in New York and we had had a great weekend in New York. I was just surprised her. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. It's a really nice gift. Did that? I've played, made plenty of dinners and meals. I know how to cook. I know. That's about fair. And yeah, I mean, that's the one that really sticks out. Right. Well, that's nice. I am all against, I'm all for love, I'm all against love, I'm all for love. I think I was in Vegas once too for Valentine's Day. That would be fun.

Yeah. I just, if I was in the madly in love with someone, I would be psyched, but I'm not, and I'm cool with it. I don't think that you should get down a Valentine's Day. I think you should, you don't have a boyfriend, go home and masturbate and sex with somebody you love. Well, I don't know by any way, you vibrate, or like, do you like for yourself?

Like, it's about love. It's about, we're go out. Go to bar with your friends. Just you can definitely be a lot of people. But don't let it depress you. Don't let it, don't be depressed. Yeah, don't be depressed. If it doesn't work out.

Right. Okay. So I've got some sex in the news for you. Safe sex series, more than just sex, uses teen slang like raw dogging. Oh my God, you didn't learn so much slang. I love when you learn. sex series more than just sex uses teen slang like raw dogging. Oh my God, you didn't learn so much slang. I love when you learn. I also know this is a new series of video PSAs that were made with taxpayer money from

the New York Department of Health made by city teens attempt to create realistic quality and youth-friendly messaging around teen sexual health. For example, in the importance of condoms, a parody of drug commercials, a teen is seen promoting a product called unprotected sex. He uses phrase like all glove, no love, and raw dogging, sex without a condom. And when it comes to, when it comes time to list the product side effects, HIV and baby mama drama among others. Can you just give me effective campaign? I think people are gonna find it hilarious.

Yeah. But see, the thing is adults are be like, what are these kids talking about? But this is how kids talk. Exactly, it doesn't matter. This is your kids. I mean, this is right. The parents aren't a very good job.

Although they have said that team pregnancy is very good and gone down and all that stuff. Yeah, probably because team mom, Jesus, age, man, so much drama constantly. On that show. Yeah, it is team mom, Jesus, age, man, so much drama constantly. On that show. Yeah, it is bad. It makes you never want to have kids. That's good.

I thought for a while when that show came out, they were saying that it made it seem glamorous. Our kids wanted to be on television or something. Yeah, yeah. No way. This does not make it look fun. Yeah, I haven't seen it. I mean, I saw it years ago. Like, when it first came out, like two, three years ago, my friend was actually pregnant and breaking up with her boyfriend and having

baby and we went to hotel somewhere because she got some free night at a spa and we sat and it was really depressing. She's about to give birth like a month later and we watched 16 and pregnant for like a marathon and MTV for like 12 hours and it was good. I'm like, well, at least you're not 16 and pregnant. So kind of cheer this up, but I can see how it can be depressing. I don't like Team Mom too as much as the original. Because Team Mom too is really boring. There's only one chick on there that's just

effing crazy, her name's Janelle. And she's always like going back to her loser boyfriend and her mom's like always fighting with her and stuff like that. And the mom has custody of the kid. But I love the first season because they had this big guy named Gary on there and he would dress up as bunnies and stuff like that.

Like you do. Yeah, he was hilarious. He's just big fat dumb idiot. And then there was this one chick who had a son named Bentley, but she has a son and a a sense so she always goes Bentley Like she thought Bentley Bentley Bentley it I loved it, but now it's like boring. This is crazy chick channel. She's always fighting with people

Yeah, and she just needs to dump the guy and go back to him Why do you always go back to their loser boyfriends? They don't listen to anybody Don't be friends do that like go back to Like really you can't see what a loser is this is is what I do, my friend, who just broke up with someone guy. I'm like, you've got to write it down. You've got to write down everything about the person that you don't like. I did this with my best friend when she wrote this guy last year. That's waste of time.

No, you write it down because then when you're thinking of getting back together, then like when it's late at night, and you look at the Facebook page, and then you read all the freaking awful things about this person, you just have to write it in your iPhone or something. I love my iPhone iPhone by the way. Jesus Christ, take me forever to get it. So anyway, make a list and then don't get back together.

You have a woman never ever listen, man. Yeah, they don't. You're right. I friends you don't listen. I friends who for years, my friend was with this guy for years, we kept telling her to dump him like, at nausea and we'd have these conversations. And finally, she did leave him, but he just,

we found out he was cheating on her, she got like a disease from him. Like it was like the worst kind of things that you could imagine. Like why would you go back with this guy and she kept getting back to him and it's almost hard to be friends with someone when they keep coming to your advice and every time

they kept going back and you're like, these are really bad things. It's like when you're in it and you think you're in love, you just can't see. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like when you're in it and you think you're in love, you just can't see. Yeah. Yeah, so it's a bummer. Okay, Pepperdime administer Halt's creation of LGBTQ club on campus. It says it's against God's will.

At Pepperdime? Wow. Thriving LGBTQ clubs are almost a given at California's public universities, but if you go to Pepperdime, which is in Malibu. I don't even know what you're talking about right now. Lesbian gay bisexual transgendered. Yes. That's what stands for.

We call it glass. In high school. What was it gay lesbian? Yeah. Straight. Students or something. Yeah. So now it's called LGBT.

Thank you for having me clarify that. Lesbian gay bisexual transgender clubs. They're everywhere in most universities, except for Pepperdine, which is in Malibu, California, and it's a private school. They're saying that it's wrong. And I can't believe that that still exists. Like that is such a dark age thing

to like see that you can't have a lesbian group I can't miss, let me get a group. That's gonna be out. Is it a religious school? Like it's the private school. No, it's a private school though. Oh, it private school. No, it's a private school though. Oh it's private. Yeah, it's a really expensive, nice school in Malibu.

As terrible as it sounds, you know, if it's a private school, they can do whatever they want. Yeah, but it's not in your state. Yeah, it's not in your state. If I'm paying for it, you better best believe you're gonna have, I wanna transgender club. I know you do, you want just a transgender club, not even like a lesbian gay, just like transgender. I hear you. I want everybody to have their own separate clubs. I know you do. You want just a transcendent club, not even like a lesbian gay, just like kids, and I hear you. I want everybody to have their own

separate clubs. I hear you. Okay. And then they the ballet each other at the end of like Revenge of the Nerds. You know, you ever watch that? I see. See, you don't get anything in pop culture. Our interns laughing our ass off right now. Because she got what I just said. At the end of Avenger Nerds, all the like the the groups and like the frats and everything, bowled each other and they play like all these funny games where they get wasted and right around on tricycles and stuff. And who wins the NERDS?

The NERDS win, of course. Yeah. I, it was a movie that came out a long time ago, right? I saw it, uh, years ago. Okay, SEAL is already talking Heidi Kl can divorce the tavern smiley and alan generous so he's already out there is big the rounds because maybe he's maybe he doesn't have money or something well

uh... he's already out speaking it's only been like to spend like two days or something since they announced it well they say maybe because he was getting bad press on uh... oh because it seems anger yeah he had anger management issues. So maybe he's going there to do some damage to control and say, hey, look, I'm so friendly and everyone loves me.

Yeah, that's a good point because he's already stopped by the Ellen DeGeneres show and explained that they really did just grow apart and he's still wearing the ring. He's like, it's comfortable. I like the ring. I'm going to keep wearing the ring. And he said to token of how I feel about this woman, we've had eight wonderful years together. And don't they have like four kids? I know like at least two kids. We were married. I would not want my husband on the Ellen generous. Well, maybe get an album drop in this

perfect time. You think he does? He's an Almond. Wow, he's I don't know. I don't follow the seal. You don't have seal tracks. Yeah, I'm not on the fan website currently. Okay, Aritha Franken calls off her wedding How is the green of soul 69 announced Monday that she and her would be third husband have called off the wedding They decided they wanted to be too fast and there were a number of things that they have been thought through thoroughly There'll be no wedding at this time. I don't know how long they were together but Does she have like a huge rack like ridiculously big? Probably.

She lives in Michigan too, I think. She did. When I was growing up, yeah. That's interesting. And then Chelsea Handler opens up about dating Fiddy on Howard, 50 cent. I didn't know that. I actually dated.

They dated for real. And apparently, did you hear this? That they dated for a couple months, and then they had a falling out. One of his ex-girlfriends was coming onto her show, Chelsea Lele. Is that the new version? Yeah. She was like, at my job, and she said it was my job.

It was so juvenile. I was at work. I hung up and I've never spoken to him again, but I think he's a nice guy. So he was mad that one of his exes was going to be my show. He hasn't dated so many people that you can't really avoid that. Yeah. One of your job is to interview people. I'm sure that happens all the time. Yeah. So that's what I have with them. That's like after you can't really avoid that. Yeah, when your job is to interview people, I'm sure that happens all the time.

Yeah, so that's what I have with them. That's like after you've sex in the news. Do anything else to add to your life? To our life here? No sexy news out there, currently. Okay, cool. Um, I do have on my blog that's like crazy. It's crazy.

Popular and hot. Popular and hot at whitenannis.com is Celebrity weights like everyone's so obsessed with the way and there's this girl that I There's a show that's on television called two broke girls. I'm not the demographic for Dubro girls Yeah, but I really enjoyed I think it's funny because What's her name Whitney you have the same Whitney? Yeah Whitney? I think it's funny because what's her name? Whitney. You have the same, Whitney.

Yeah. Whitney Cummings is one of the executive producers on it. It's really fun. She wrote it, right? Something. She's part of the show. She's a low one and then she stars in another one or something. Yeah.

So true broke girls, she's a part of, but there's cat dennings on the show and she's freaking hilarious. I love cat dennings. But when I typed in cat dennings on Google, the first thing that came up was cat dennings' weight. Okay, why? Because she was thin, but now she's larger. She's like 40, like, double D or something. For some reason, she really grew out in the breast area.

Okay. And so I looked at it and there's websites just dedicated to celebrity's weight. Oh, I looked at it and there's websites just dedicated to celebrity's weight. So I put it in. So I just said, oh, you know, people might find this interesting. I put it online and within five minutes, or a 4,000 people checked it out.

Shut up. Yeah. Are you serious? So who's weight? What's so remarkable of people's weight? So you broke down celebrities and how much they weigh? Yeah, I put like snooki, snooki ways like 98 pounds, Jessica Alba like 115 pounds and like all this,

but I put their height. How did you find your weight? How do you even know? Because they say in magazines, you can't tell, you don't know much some really. Well, some like, if somebody has like a drastic weight loss, they'll say like what the weight is, but yeah, some people are just like.

Yeah, you're so up on 4,000 hits. That's amazing. Yeah, I mean, probably now it's probably like 10. Oh my God. More. That's cool. Wait, minutes.com. Wait, minutes.fm.

What is it? It's white minutes.com, or I had minutes.fm. This is my short link. Right. It's a, yeah. Okay, and we've got stuff too on our website. I know. I'm at every single day. And you can find me's a, yeah. Okay, and we've got stuff too on our website. I know. That's a bit of a comp.

And you can find me on Facebook and Twitter and Instagram, Sex with Emily, which I got to do Instagram more. You do. I need it all the time, but I, I, it's on the list. I, uh, sexdownly.com is like basically your sex newspaper. Every single day you update it with the show recaps and news and links to everything that we talk about, correct? Correct.

We do. Every day. Links to the show, links to things to talk about. It's true, true that. Okay, let's move into some emails. Okay, what do you got? This is about the 30-day sex challenge. Dear Emily and Menace, my boyfriend and I are long-time listeners and absolutely love the show.

We have been together for almost 12 years and need lists to say have to work extremely hard to keep that spark alive in both the relationship and the bedroom. Recently my boyfriend took your advice and got me the Hattachi Magic Wand as a gift. All I have to say about it is that it's the best vibrator ever. We've also just started the Emily Morse 30-day challenge, LOL. We're only about a weekend, but I might say it's a lot harder than we thought it would be.

Just last night we both came home exhausted and just really wanted to pass out, but we fought through the fatigue and had some pretty amazing sex. Anyway, thanks so much for the tips and key up the good work. Sex with Emily is by far our favorite podcast. This is from Tish and Joe from Brooklyn, New York. PS, I will let you know about the challenge

once 30 days are up. Tish from Brooklyn, New York. Premium, friends of benefits, remember, that is an awesome email. I'm on my way to New York. There you go, me with the New York. Tissant Joe, I love you, we love to everyone. Kelsey, we all read your email.

We're like, oh my god, this is the best email. Because first of all, we love the Hitachi Magic Wand. It's the Mac Truck of Vibrators. You can buy one at Adamineve.com and use coupon code Emily. At checkout, you get 50% off most items, the Kim Kardashian's, sex tape, free shipping, free gifts, they like send you a huge package. So go buy the Tattoo Magic Wand, it is an amazing vibrator, especially.

And I'm telling you this, the guys like the, it's so powerful that you can hold it on your clitoris or wherever and guys like the vibration on their penis. I know you, I don't think that you felt a vibrator on your penis before, but there's many a man who find that really hot too. So I have to take a vibrator that looks like a penis and put it against my penis? Yeah, well, I would not mean. That's crossing swords, you don't do that.

It doesn't even look like a penis, it looks huge. It's not, it looks like a massageer. And the next thing is a 30 day challenge, let me explain that. The 30 day sex challenge is to, if you want to spice up your sex life or you want to keep it going and you, it's been kind of stale lately. If you commit to having sex every single day for 30 days, even if you don't want to and you feeling tired like Tish said, you just force yourself and you get into it and then you

get back into the group. It's like exercise. You know the first time you go back to the gym, you're like, oh, the first few days are kind of hard, but then you go and you're into it. Like, I've been going every day for like the last two weeks, but I didn't go for like a month. And it was really hard the first few days. So sex like that.

So like if you know, we are doing the 30-day sex challenge and we are gonna have sex every night, then you just know you're gonna do it. And then it helps you get through whatever, and you can even say, help through whatever stale points you've been at. And you can say, you know, once a week, we're going to try something new or twice a week or whatever. So they tried the attachi, they do the

30th set challenge, I love these people. And please do, Tish, let me know what happens after the 30th is up. And you can pick up the attachi magic, want to add a minute. Correct. Adam need to. They're everywhere. They started advertising on my other show that I do before here. They started advertising on there. Really? Yeah. That's amazing. They're so, yeah, they've got...

I hope they have a big mansion party that they invite us to. Me too. Me too. And you get 50% off when I keep on quote Emily at checkout. Yeah, they are everywhere. We love them. We can buy toys, lingerie, DVDs, porn. Where are they based out of?

That's a really good question. I don't know. I know that they, I want to say the California. But I'm not sure. But I'm not sure. This phantom information. Well, the people I talk to, they're in the East Bay.

Oh, okay. But I'm not sure that's where their warehouse is and all that stuff. They advertise in a bunch of shows. You need to do like a crib with them and check out their warehouse and stuff like that. I want to check out like I went to good vibrations last week I checked out there.

It's like you're right, it would be awesome to go check out that would be a cool video. Maybe you could come. We'll get two cocking ones and for all. All right, you'd only get it for me because they were given it to me to get see. Your gifts are so unthoughtful, unless except for the one that you got me last Friday. That

was it. Do you mean left? Yeah, I had a little bit. Okay, to kill. I got to kill. That is a sure thing for you. See, so yeah, that was your real time as a present too. No, I'm going to get you something else. Okay, should we break up? This is the next email. Hi, Emily. I live into your podcast for a while now, but this is the first time I write. Here's a situation. My boyfriend, I've been together for over a year. He is a foreigner and he's here to study. He will be taking important tests this Saturday and applying to graduate school soon. There's a big chance you might have to move pretty far even back to his country if he doesn't get into the school as he's interested in. It could be a soon-to-six months from now. We had been avoiding talking about it, but we finally discussed it last night.

After a very emotional talk, he admitted that he wouldn't be ready for commitment or responsibility of me moving with them to a different city, much less to a different country. I told him I see a future for us. Here are in his home country. At first he thought we should end it now, save us grief later, but it was too difficult for us both, so we decided to wait and think it through. My question is this, what do I do now? I'm a grown woman and I know what I'm getting into. I know we'll hurt when he leaves, but at least

we'll be able to spend this time together. Or should I just break up now knowing that it can't won't go anywhere? Thanks, Anna. She's from San Francisco, California. Okay, the beginning of the year, he's a foreigner. Okay, here's the thing. Anna, I think that he is telling you everything that you need to know, all the information's there. He's not ready to commit. He thinks he might be moving, he might not be moving. And if he does, he doesn't want to take you there. I mean, I think that hypothetical situation of him going away and the fact that it's not even happening yet and he's saying no to you is telling me that and hopefully telling you that he's on the same page as you.

Yeah. And that you probably should save yourself some creep and end it. But she's a woman, she's not going to hear anything you're saying. I know, we'll talk about it in the show. I think that you should start ending it now. I'm not saying that you can end it right away, but you should start thinking in the minds of that you're going to end it. Yeah, start shrolling for like new dudes on Facebook and stuff like that.

New prospects. That's the best way to get over somebody. Yeah, go to Facebook, go to where? And crack sucks. No, I just, you know, what's the saying that they always say? You gotta get under before you get over or something like that. Yeah, you gotta get under before you get over. You gotta start dating other people.

And I don't think she's right yet. She really loves him and she really wants it to work. And I would say that you need to start moving on because that's just symbolic the fact that he's even saying, like, I don't want to you move with me and I don't want to. Yeah. That's a lot of information right there. Cut it off.

Cut it off. But I don't think she's going to. So I just think that if you stay with him until he gets into school in six months that you should just start tweaking your mindset and again, make the list right all this stuff down, read it, remember all this reasons why you don't want to be with him because it's going to be hard to leave

them because they're still in love. So she says they're in love. He has one be with her. That would be hurtful. I've had friends who've gone through that scenario. I remember where she's like he does want me to move to the city with him. Well, that says a lot. Yeah, of course. Men and women tell you everything you need to know. You just need to listen in the relationship. Women will not listen at all. Yeah, they do. Okay. Women listen. Speaking of... Yes.

Foreign. I'm not talking bad about people that are from other countries, but I have like this foreign exchange student that moved above me. Okay. And oh my God. I think I've complained about this before on the show, but I'm gonna share it with you again.

Okay. Because I have never ever complained about my neighbors. Ever., but I'm gonna share it with you again. Okay. Because I have never, ever complained about my neighbors. Ever, I have never gone to a neighbor. I never told my landlord because people make noise. It happens, whatever. But this mother, ever, is on Skype until 5 a.m. All goddamn nights to somewhere, some other country, and he's like yelling

at the top of his lungs. Oh, you gotta say something. You gotta to write a note or can you do that? Well, I just, I just told my landlord else. It's like, look, I tried to keep you up at night. It's just, it's like louder than my television. Oh, my God, that would drive me crazy speaking in a foreign. Yeah, and like loud. That's what I go out into the hallway of my apartment. It's louder out there than it is in my house. That is so nice right above you.

Yeah, that's annoying. I think that you have to write a note if you're a landlord that doesn't say anything. Oh, no, my landlord is like, oh, you know, she was kind of upset with me because that entire sooner. Oh, sooner, oh, that's good. That's a good landlord because I've actually had people, I'm on the top floor.

And so I'm the loud one, as you can imagine, you know when I walk in, you hear my heels every day. I actually take my heels off when I get home, and I like the second I walk on the top floor, and so I'm the loud one. As you can imagine, you know when I walk in, you hear my heels every day. I actually take my heels off when I get home, now like the second I walk on the door, but if you talk to everyone in my building, they would say that I'm the loudest one in the building. And that has been hard to- You're landlord's a guy though, right?

Yeah. So yeah. What? He likes me, but I- Yeah, he likes you. What happened was- We didn't even tell the bitch what the shut up. No, what happened was, there was something happening

in my building where I needed to get everyone's approval to do something, I was shooting something in my building and he had some video cameras and stuff around and they were like, everyone took that opportunity to tell me what I did that annoyed them. In the last few months, so my dog evidently shits in some guy's yard. Someone else can hear me on the phone when I'm in the hallway. Someone else, I was like, oh my God, everyone's pissed at me.

I know, it's terrible. Yeah, so that's what happens. Let's talk about art. What? Every, for some reason, every time one of my friends visits, she loves like talking on the phone in the hallway. And I go, that's the worst place to be because you're super loud into everyone else's apartment.

Exactly. I'm so mindful now. Like you just need to be told I'm on the top floor. I'm the top person. So I always walking past everyone's apartments. I've got a dog. You're not a dog in the middle. You just heals.

I have a dog. It's annoying. I'm annoying. Have you been stopped as like people pounded on your door or your stuff while you're having sex? Oh no, but you know, I have lesbians beneath me and they parmed below me and the apartment next to me and I hear them having sex all the time.

So if they ever do come after me for sex, I'll be like, you and your girlfriend use whips and chains. Like I will fucking break down her sex life for her because I hear them all the time. My entire building for some reason is lesbians and they all have really lot of sex. Yeah, I do think it's time. I'm talking about my age.

I tell you the story, that my age and was over and he came in from LA and he was in my apartment and he'd about to go to dinner and he just wanted to see my place and then he's like, wait a minute. Are those lesbians having sex? And it was like, he's's like couldn't leave my apartment And he just had like his ear to the door and yeah, it's hot. It's actually hot lesbians having sex

We ever knock on their door and say hey, can I join? Yeah, I do all the time I always do It's not hot is that with ever your fancy? No, not my fantasy, but I just want to shut the hell up Really your stopby people from having no I would never that would be so wrong That would be so against my brand and everything I stand for if're stopping people from having sex. No, I would never, that would be so wrong. That would be so against my brand and everything I stand for if I was like, stop having sex. Though I'm sure the fact that I can hear them having sex and I'm on the top floor, I'm sure that people here,

me having sex for sure, but I mean, I'm sure people here, you having sex, when that happens. Yes. Okay, we're talking about teasing. Why? Because teasing is- So we're subject, have a guy don't like it. I don't care what any guy says.

They say they like it only because they're getting laid. No. That's why. It's important to hold things back sexually from people and just romantically so you get more excited for something. Like when someone doesn't like you, you like them more, like that whole thing. But if you think about teasing, especially women to get warmed up, to get heated up, like that's that's kind of what we need. So if you, it's kind of like making you a challenge

too. So if I had, and I wish that I got teased more, I wish that men teased me more because when I can remember some scenarios when guys have teased me, I remember this one time, being with this guy this was like years ago, we got a hotel room because he was visiting and he like wouldn't, he like did everything butt have sight. He like tied me up, tied my arms up, my legs, it was hot. Don't make faces. I'm telling you my sexual story.

Go ahead. I'm not what I'm telling you this time. In a random motel somewhere. Not a motel. It was a five star hotel. Oh, yeah, of course always and and men Is making Tried up at this hotel the five star motel Totally horrendous in In cotton California. No, it's in San Francisco. It was a really nice hotel. Why would you be in a hotel when you have a house? Because he was visiting and he got a hotel room. Oh.

And time up. And you had to visit you. Yeah. Oh, really? I think I had roommates at the time and you know when you roommates, you can't really have a visitor. I mean, you can, but it's not whatever. So.

He flew in to get laid. He flew in to get laid. What are you got fucking laid? But he teased my ass and it was so good. And it was just like the way he delayed sex, the way he kissed me and like, he's like, no, I'm not having sex with you yet. Like it's just a game, but it's once you get to the point of you want it so bad and then you can't have it.

It's a really bad thing. Maybe he doesn't have a boner yet. No, he did. He did a boner. Maybe he did it. You don't know. Men, is this most? Was he making it? A lot of men get turned on by for play. Yeah, but maybe he was like teasing because he's like, Oh, man, I masturbated too much before she got here and I can't get

a heart on. And now I have to tease her. See, you kind of think the mind of a man. No, I don't think that was it. You think it was so awesome, but he was just delaying until he got a bone. No, no, no, he was totally turned on. Man, you're just no, because when a person is turned on, okay, listen, when a person is turned on before sex in the right way, it not only feels good, but his body and her body is also more responsive to the orgasm and it can be more intense. So even for men who suffer from premature ejaculation or who want to last longer, whatever it is, the same thing, is that you, if you, you, you really say to go to that point of no return and then bring yourself back, like you recognize when you're about to go over and have the orgasm and to stop yourself and to build up again.

So it's all sort of part of teasing. So you can tease in public. Like if you've ever been like riding in the elevator, like, just not fun when you're with a date or when you're with someone and they like do something, you like they rub your pants or something, they rub your, the graves of your balls. What do they grab your balls in public or something? I don't want girls grabbing balls in public.

No, in public. Let's say you're like in an elevator together and she doesn't. I don't even like them grabbing my, my junk in public. No. No. What if she like lightly grazed her fingers over your pants? Nah, don't like it. But, you know, if we're making out, that's cool.

If you're making out, okay. So if you're together at a party or a bar, send a scandalous text or something that like says, so this is all the flirty, like the pre-texting stuff that you can do before you get together. I have this rule to actually hit my brain because I've talked about this on radio shows before. I don't like them touching it unless it's up.

It's ready to go. Oh, because you're a grower, not a shower. Oh, because no, I just don't like it. You don't want to be touched on your penis. No, not until I'm okay. But when that sort of get you caught and turned on, if you just like that. It doesn't see that's the problem.

You are like a strange case of science. We should send your body somewhere to be studied. Why? I'm a realist. You just hang out with guys that just want to get freaking laid, so they do anything you say or whatever. And then, so they'll have sex with you and I'm just not that type of person like I don't give a f how hot

they are like I'm not going to bend over backwards and try to have sex with them it's just not me and I know that's very odd because 90% of the guys out there like if they saw hot women they would somewhere they would try to do anything they could to sleep with them. I'm just not that person. But you never make the efforts with women. So I just think that... I do. I kind of just... You don't.

I downplay. I do. I do. You just don't tell me about it. Maybe I just don't tell you. Which is bummer because we'd have a lot more content. That award that I went and tried to go talk to somebody. I'm more comfortable with people that have been around a few times before. I think you're just afraid of rejection. And so you don't go after a hot girl,

and then you tell yourself that a little hot girl everyone's going after a hot girl, so I'm not gonna go after a hot girl. And then you make this whole story about it when really the hot girl probably even likes you, and you don't go after her. No, I go after a hot girl, but just in a different way.

And you're like, oh, it's, it's a- You talk to her friend. No, I don't talk to her friend. I just The way that I go after the hot girl is just it's not the typical way because a million guys are firing at her Every single day. It's just not the way that I roll. I just go do it in other ways You just missed the hot girl and you're like I'm not gonna go after the hot girl Yeah, and then they just they end up come back to you. Yeah, really'm not gonna go after the hot girl. Yeah, and then they just, they end up. They end up coming back to you? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. That's true. True, true, true, true. Because I don't give a f like how hot they are, I don't care. And then that's freaking weird to them because they got guys sucking their dick all day long. Okay.

Like who cares? There's a billion hot girls on the plane. I can walk outside and find somebody hotter than whatever chick thinks that she's super hot. Yeah, but this is coming from such an angry place the way you talk about the hot chicks. Like you reset the hot chicks. Cause they didn't like doing that school.

It's not that the angry part is that you don't. Does the hot chicks not like you in high school? No, no, I was, oh my God. No, I want to know cause there's like an anger that's something I can't explain. You can find a second time I'll explain. The part that I am, the part that I'm getting upset've been explaining for like 10 seconds.

The part that I'm getting upset about is that you don't understand that because you hang out with guys that want to sleep with you constantly. So they're kissing your ass all the time. No, I don't. I don't. That's not true.

I know what you're saying. I totally get everything you're saying. Okay, but let's go back to teasing. Here's some teasing text tips because most people are doing their teasing through text messaging. So here's some do's and don'ts for texting. Okay. Don't let him in on the sweet way you're spending the afternoon. Do let him in on the sweet way you're spending the afternoon. Just doing little shopping if a toy secret or about to have relaxed with the glass of wine on the

tub. Anything that gives him the idea that you're doing something sensual is a good idea. So if a girl, because I'm not visual, so if I sent you that, I was like, I'm just buying new bras right now. Here's a picture. Would you think that was sexy? Ah, yeah. I mean, if they weren't wearing the bra, if they're holding it up next to them. Right. Okay. No, no, no, I would like that. Okay. And then says, don't overshare. He doesn't need to know your naked or pleasureing yourself. If he's

leading the conversation, Do ask questions. Oh, yeah, how come? Why is that? So he may be trying to flirt, text you, and questions will give him the green light. So women shouldn't over share first. Like if I just said you, hey, I masturbated thinking about you. That would be like too quick too soon. Yeah, you're a total story.

Total story. So you got to build up. Don't use too many abbreviations because it's hard to find a text sexy if it's heavy on the symbols numbers and shorthand. Wait, I can't spell straight. S-T-R-E-T. No. Damn. No, you should spell it all out.

And I think that's true. Like, I think that that is when someone's like, hey, I think at your heart or whatever it is. What want to do you is trashy. Like want to do. You should spell it out Do you use a modicons though to keep them sounding like an old-fashioned romance now? Motorcons. I love emoticons. Do you have them on your iPhone? No, I love cheesy I love my phone. They are cheesy, huh? But they're super fun Don't be too serious if you're out and about and want to meet up with him on the town or in bed, the word play is a great go to word. So say, come on, play with me

rather than like, come on, bang me or I want to f you or something. Do you ever do that? I say, play, let's play. I've done that with guys in a flirting. We're like, when do we get together and play? Yeah, but then that means getting down, right? Yeah, but it's kind of a more fun, flirting thing. Oh, and don't state that you're drunk. I'm so wasted right now. But menace does it all the time. You can say you're having a cocktail, or you're at the bar, but starting off...

Having a cocktail, immediately says, if you're texting somebody and you say, oh, I'm having a cocktail, that immediately says, you're drunk. And that's your dating, you don't wanna say, like, I'm wasted, but menace, I know you tweet everyone that you are drunk, but, or like, but starting off with, like, I just did a body shot where you at is going to lead the trouble. So just say, um, have a drink with my friends.

Have a body shot. Where are you at? Okay, you're going, yeah, exactly. I love that. That's hilarious. Um, see that stuff. Do you like shot? Do you like jello shots? Uh, did you ever do jello shots in college? Not, yeah, not since I was like 21 years old. But did you like them? I liked them. Okay. I don't think they're that bad, but I probably had them, like I can probably count on my hand how many times I've had them in my entire life.

Okay, because I was thinking of making them for our sex-thelling party because I found them at the store. Do you like jealous shots, Lauren? Because I have, I found them at the top. Well, share with everybody. We're going to have them. We're having a sex with Emily party at my house next Tuesday night Yeah, and all the interns from live stream it we should we're gonna take videos there

Can we do that? somehow yeah, if they Let us turn it on we can probably live stream it that'll be so fun. Can you figure that? Yeah, well this email are the company that helps us and say, hey, we're gonna turn it on at 7 p.m. p.s. Standard time and just leave it on. Oh, that's cool. That's a good idea. It's from my house. We're gonna have fun. So I was thinking I went to the store and I was at some random store in the mission district

which has all those random stores where you can buy random things. And they had packages of those little cups and make jello shots. And I was like, I'm gonna make vodka jello shots for everyone. Hell yeah. those random stores where you can buy random things. And they had packages of those little cups and make jealous shots. And I was like, I'm gonna make vodka jealous shots for everyone. Hell yeah. Because you get really do get drunk. You can, there's jealousy.

You can put a full shot in it. And they're so fun. Okay. So when I barf in your toilet, it'll be a different color. Exactly. It'll be like dreaming or lying or something. You guys are dicking me though because you're having it on a weekday.

I know, we knew that, but that's the only day that worked for everyone. That's cool. I have my favorite company pick me up. Uber. Uber will get me to work. Look it up everybody. It's going to be super fun. So maybe we'll do a show from there. Okay, give her attention. She likes attention. You can easily turn a text into a sacs by mentioning something you like about her. This is so friggin true.

Notice something you like about her. Notice is so friggin' true. Notice something you like about her, noticed about her, or simply turned you on. Say it subtly at first, try sending a text that goes something like this. You looked cute in that red tank top last night, can't stop thinking about you right now. When guys recognize and point out details, it's so funny because Mike used car salesman X for my LA.

Yeah. He's not actually used car salesman X for my life. Yeah. He's not actually used car salesman, but Matt has pointed out that he looks like one and now every time I look at him, I think that he does, which is kind of a bummer because whatever. But he is a really amazing texture. And he still does this with me, but I know exactly what he's doing. But he resets his keen sense of remembering things and giving me attention in the way that I want it.

So he'd be like, that was really, yeah, like he'd say something like, you're red tank or that's so cute the way you have that little freckle on. How's that freckle on your left arm? Like he would just notice things and say them and mention them and that instantly as a woman makes us feel like he sees me or he notices me. He's not just saying you're hot, but he's like, you're hot because of that cute little freckle.

Or like, do you know what I mean? Do you ever do that with women? Yeah, I have the women that I'm really into. Like, I remember everything, everything. What did you say you do? Yeah, I played dumb, but I remember everything that they tell me. Oh, no. You're one of those. That's, but so do you ever play things back to them?

Or do you think it's just, okay? Or just like, you know, they said, oh, they like something. And then like seven months later, I'll surprise them with it. Yeah, that's true. They're like, oh, I mean, I'm fortunate enough for what I do. Some girls would be like, oh, I really like this band or something like that.

And then it'll be a couple days before the concert. And I'd be like, oh yeah, by the way, we're gonna go to the show. Yeah. You know, like there's one girl that I was really into that I really liked you. You've met her. The I brought her to one of your book parties.

She's like, oh, I love Rihanna. And I go, oh yeah, that's cool. And then like a year and a half later, Rihanna comes to town. And I go, oh yeah, we're gonna go to the Rihanna show. And then at the Rihanna show, I go, oh yeah, after the show, we're gonna go meet Rihanna. No way. Yeah. Did you get laid? No, no. Oh, not then we met Rihanna show and then at the Rihanna show. Oh yeah after the show we're gonna go meet Rihanna. No way. Did you get, did you get laid? No, no. Oh. Not then we met Rihanna like 2 a.m. Okay, whatever, but eventually. I got to work at four something.

Where's he? So there's no sex because Rihanna. Bummer. But I mean, I just think that that would get you laid. I'm just saying. Probably if I really tried, if I, yeah, but, you know, you guys ever go out or did you day after that? I'm not saying that you should know we still hang out. Yeah, but we still know we still hang out That's good you be part of a price I remember yeah First one a good vibrations. No, the one at the club. Oh the one at the club. That was fun. Okay Get a little sensitive over in belish even if you aren't thinking about her and get in the game if you haven't seen her in a while try something like this Okay, I've been thinking about the last time we hooked up or hung out and I'm missing you the only way for her to respond to attacks like that is with confidence and poise and she'll step up her game

So get a little sensitive so I was thinking about you Timeline is if she's texted you and you haven't responded in over 45 minutes, regardless of whether she's in class watching TV or at the gym, she will question if you're in to her. So the best way to show you out more by messing it your back in a timely manner, so 15 to 20 minutes window is best. What do you think about that? If you don't text a girl back within an hour, do you probably don't text back right away?

Because you think that she's gonna... No, no, no, I text back right away once I get a text. This is sucks. It's like when you, if you're texting with the girl on the coast, the time, I know my God, I start texting. And then I just, I end up just falling. Oh, right. Well, she's gonna understand that.

It's all messed up. Would you be weird out if a guy asked me to dress as the hamburger or Wendy from Wendy's? No, if a guy said you a postcard and you live in the same city. No, I have had guys do that plenty. Like a lot. I'm obsessed with postcards. I've been obsessed with postcards since like I started like college when I was teens because all my friends moved away. I really I really love it. I love it. Oh my god. I haven't had a guy do that in years, but I'm telling you since email and all that, but I used to always get postcards from guys and letters from guys and I loved it. And postcards. You should bring that back. It was only $1.50.

It's like, you know that. And also about the postcard, it's very hard to find the postcard now, though. It is. They don't even remember that in North Beach they had postcard store that still exists? Probably not, it was years ago. Oh, they did?

I'm telling you. It was epic. It was all postcards. It was a huge entire store. I was at Disneyland and it took me like two hours to find a postcard. Come on. They don't sell postcards anymore.

I guess I'm in a while. They always sell postcards. I know you would think, but it's not as common anymore. It's a little bit letters, stamps or 50 cents. It's annoying. And I'm trying to write on it and all my writing is so bad because I'm typing on computer all the time. It's so hard for me to even write cursive now.

You don't even write things, really? No, it's all on my own. Oh, right, I say I still write notes because I like to think things and I have to write them down. Okay, my spelling is even worse than before. You're spelling, and I don't like you spelling. No, I have my assistant write everything for me. She writes all my notes, everything. Did you say a pathore or no. Um, that's awesome. She's persistent.

Did you see Pathero? No, that's good. Okay, don't be a huge tease. Never ever tease someone you don't like. This is true. I've stopped that. I used to have sexting relationships with people that I didn't even really like just to sext.

So you shouldn't do that. That's my last tip for you. No, I just, I even last night have an old friend who was, who's g chatting me. I was on line late at night and he was like, hey, you should come over. And I would have in the past gone over there and probably had sex with him, but I was thinking, I don't really like him anymore. And I just sort of cut it off there

and like, no, super busy going to bed. And I would have in the past wanted to continue the texting, the chatting, whatever. And I spent time. Because you like the attention. Right, but I don't need it anymore. Really? No. Are you turning over a new leaf?

I've turned over newly if you didn't notice I'm all blossomed into a new person That's crazy. I know what else is going on in your life I was gonna have people you have people that are sexting you and Yeah, yeah, don't you yeah, but I mean you're not taking any action on it No, I am seeing this one guy that I've been seeing. I went to his birthday party for two years. Oh, so you're acting like you're exclusive then? No, I'm not.

Oh, you get upset when I say that. I know, not. I'm not explicit. No, I'm not. Um, because I'm not. I don't feel like I don't feel it in my bones. In my bones? In my bones.

I was gonna say my loins and my bones, sorry I said my little bones. In your bones? In my bones. I don't feel that right now, but what about you? How in your life are you sexting? Sexting? I mean, I have a cool, you gotta have some cool

like sexting partners. Yeah. Like people that you're cool with just sexting, you don't even have to have sexting. Exactly. That's like my accent, L.A. he's a great sex star. So you just like sex with them, right? Yeah, sometimes, I mean, yeah, but I don't even have to have sex with my aunt. Exactly. That's like my accent, L.A. He's a great sex star. So you just like sex with them, right? Yeah, sometimes.

I mean, yeah, but I don't even care anymore. But I actually know exactly what he's doing because he always says the right thing is like you looked so hot in that red tank when I saw you six months ago and I'm like, oh my god, do you remember the tank? It just means something. So. Does he say, what does he say back? Oh, I'm rubbing my boner right now.

No, but we have had, we've had phone sacks. No, but I want to know, I want to know what's he saying. I'm looking for a text right now. No, but we have had we've had phone sacks. No, but I want to know I want to know what's he saying. I'm looking for a text right now from him so I can really see how. Does he say what he's doing to himself or he just says that he what he wants to do to you? What he wants to do to me. Okay, which is hot. And then you just say what you're doing to yourself. So it's all about you.

You love it. Exactly. It's perfect. I can't find it right now. Um. What? You found something. Do you remember that line from um, exactly it's perfect. I can't find it right now. What? You found something. Sure.

Do you remember the line from, do you remember the line from, I'm gonna quote a movie right now from, what? Will Ferrell plays a new anchor in San Diego. Oh, okay, yeah, this is anchor man. Anchor man, thank you. So there's that line and when he's with what's her face, the blonde, when he's hitting

honor for the first time, and he's like, let me start over. I want to be on you. Do you want to do more of that? Yes. He's like, I want to be on you. So, he just said, let me start over. I'm surprised that you would even remember a movie reference. Yeah, because we watched it a bunch.

Okay. He said, let me start over. I want to be on you. I mean, that wasn't that funny. Okay, let's go. We gotta go. You gotta wrap it up. Do not want to wrap it up. Do you still want to talk? No, because we're on serious right now. That's why I'm trying to make it till one. No, we're not. Oh, we're not on serious tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow show. It's going to be a serious show. We're on. No, Thursday. Thursday. We're going to record our show for Friday on serious. Oh, we're on serious satellite now. Yeah. Sorry, everybody. I I was trying to I was trying to push it till just an over an hour, but I think yeah

I was not gonna do that today, but okay cool. They were not doing that today, but listen to the series show Friday nights extreme talk 165 and it is on at six o'clock Pacific Center time and then nine o'clock eastern time. If you wanna hear us on the radio. Yeah, and it's right before Artie Langshow, which is amazing. And did you listen, did you be able to listen? No, I was at the movies. Whatever, okay.

I saw the girl with the dragon touch. Oh right, you saw it and you liked it, but didn't love it. Yeah, didn't love it. But it was worth seeing. Okay, sounds good. Cool. But we're good, we're good to wrap it up.

So thanks everyone and listen, you can find me on Facebook, Twitter, everywhere, sex with Emily, I didn't love it. But it was worth seeing. Okay, sounds good. Cool. But we're good. We're good to wrap it up. So thanks everyone. And listen, you can find me on Facebook, Twitter, everywhere, sex with Emily. You can find menace, white menace. And thanks so much for listening. Was it good for you? Email me.

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