Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Ep 254. Your Ma

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss life when your kids are under the weather. Rosie has an incident with a pair of Chris's pants and they both get pretty annoyed about electric scooters. They share a milestone of Robin's and Rosie talks about a recent night out, nudge nudge...Beefs are icky and QFTP's cover teddy bears, sonic the hedgehog and vouchers on a first date. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh, well, oh no, no, I'm okay. I'm just a bit tired. You're a bit tired. Well, Rafe isn't very well. Rafe's not very well this week. Yeah, and it's that thing of being a parent where you're not poor. I'm not poorly yet. It's in the post, I poorly yet yet it's in the post I believe it is definitely in the post

but he's up all night he's had a temperature temperature got up to like 42 degrees yeah which is really scary yeah and he was like a little radiator

and I was looking out for him going febrile which is a word that I never thought I would ever have to know yeah freaks me out that so the last two nights have just been

I've just not slept so I'm just really it's back it's like back to the old days of when you had a newborn that's what it feels like yeah and I'm just really exhausted

it's that thing when your kids all the parents out there you'll know it big love big love to you big support to you when your kid's not well

you've got to comfort the kid and keep the kid near you knowing that there is a time bomb of you are about to get whatever this thing is it's fucking shit isn't it yeah it's bollocks sorry for my language straight away.

It's really... And, like, I hug him, and he sneezes on us, and he coughs in my face, and I'm just like, there, there. Thinking... First thing he did to me this morning when I got him was cough in my face. I was like, hey, are you all right? He just went...

I know. If you were a man, I would hit you for doing that. I would punch you in the mouth for doing that. Wow, that's an awful thing to say. If you were a bloke... He's not a bloke. And if he wasn't my son. If he's a random stranger... If a random stranger came up and was in the street, doing that if you're a bloke. That's an awful thing to say. If you're a bloke, he's not a bloke. And if he wasn't, he's son. If he's a random stranger,

if a random stranger came up and was in the street, and it is me point, it's just, it's like the most, it's the most, like, rudest thing you can do to someone is cough directly into their face. Like, as a society, it's laughable how horrible it is.

They don't give a shit. But of course they don't give a shit. He's very, mine, I've got to say, he's a really, like, timid kind of kid, like, what's the word he's just pretty placid isn't he's placid yeah he's easy going not in the middle of the night with a fever i heard him demanding water from you last night oh jesus christ he's he's fucking horrible yeah horrible so he was that hot right sorry so i came through because i realized you're texting so i came

through from the other room we're still doing you know i like to do evidence yeah that i'm awake in the night so in the morning when you get up with the kids i'm like i was up yeah don't give me this shit i understand that so i came through and i was like do you need anything are you all right and then he like sort of woke up a bit because i came in and he just i was walking through to the bathroom and i just heard him go morda and i heard you go i just heard you as i was at the bathroom i heard you go god you are not nice when you're ill are you well that was because 10 minutes before he was so hot that i was like i need to take your jammies off and he went we wear pajamas for bed and i was in this house that's what he said he did in this house we wear pajamas for bed in this house? That's what he said he did in this house. We wear pyjamas for bed in this house.

And I was like, okay. But I went, you're really hot. You need to take your top off. I'd already took his pants off. He took his top off. He made me take my top off. I was like, Rafe, I don't. So I did.

And I was like freezing all night. One rule for him, one rule for you. Get that top off as well. How dare you. Something happened. So I was cold. Weirdly cold on the top. But then on the bottom, we're quilts you something happened so I was cold weirdly cold on the top

but then on the bottom we're quilts really big so I was hot right and I haven't told you this yet so I was really hot and Chris has got like a dressing room

in our bedroom right where all of these clothes are and I thought do you know what it is because I can't not I can't have a naked bum area for bed

I don't know why right I'm just because there's always a chance that you might shit yourself no I don't know what it is. I'm just... It's because there's always a chance that you might shit yourself. No, I don't know what it is. Tell the truth, come on. You're worried about

you're always going to shit yourself. No, I just like wearing like knickers for bed. Anyway, or if I've got Jomapant on I don't wear knickers. Excuse your shits, I'm sorry. Listen, he's imagining it.

So this is one of the saddest things that's ever happened in my life. Right. Last night I was like, oh, I'll tell you what, I'm a bit uncomfortable in these pajama pants. I'm going to, I was like, I'll I'll tell you what, I'm a bit uncomfortable in these pajama pants. I'm going to, I was like,

I'll lend a pair of Chris's underpants to put on and they'll be lovely. I was wondering why there was a pair of my underpants on the floor this morning. Oh, Chris, they were too tight. They were too tight. I was so uncomfortable. I had to take them off.

You were not. So there was a pair of my underpants on the floor this morning and I was like, why are they there? And I was like, I mustn't have left them because if I've gone on the... They're like Y-fronts. I thought, oh, they're like knickers. I'll wear them. They'll be loose and baggy and comfy.

Shit, my life. Too tight. What's wrong with you? That's so tight I thought I was going to get told off you've got a penis to fit in I don't have anything tiny little penis power

no I am they're my so they're my like support boxer shorts yeah so if I'm I wear them for the gym

I wear them for jiu jitsu yeah but I didn't think my hips to Yeah, but I didn't think my hips, to keep everything in. I didn't think my hips were bigger than you. I thought you were wider than me. Nah,

man, I'm, you're kidding us. I'm an absolute, I'm a butchers dog these days. it was so depressing. You know when I was already knackered and felt like shit

and I just thought, oh, fucking, yeah, we're good. Great. First of all, do you know you've picked

the only pair of boxers of underpants in the whole thing that wouldn't have fit you? You know, like you've accidentally picked just because they look like knickers. They're tight on me. Look, look, stand up here now. Oh, all right. I normally wear them all the time, but today I wanted to be comfortable. So I've actually got normal boxers on me.

Okay. So they are quite tight. I, this morning, went to my, you know, my boxer short air storage facility. Aye. Your drawer. And I went to get them. Yeah, if you want to be boring, call it a draw. I went to my boxer short

storage facility and I got, I picked a pair of them up and I went, do you know what, I can't be arsed with the Y-fronts today. Sometimes they are

a bit restricted. So I'm in the boxers today. Okay, so, alright. Well, later on, I'm going to go on. You picked the worst possible pair. Sorry, what were you

going to say there later on? I'm going to dry on a pair of boxers to make it a little bit better. No, you're not soiling more of me underpants. You're not having a fashion show in my underpants storage facility.

Anyway, that was fun at half past three this morning. Wow, that's great. It's my night. Oh, fantastic. Well, she had me right. I thought I was going to get bollocked because sometimes if there's a wet from water or from sweat pair of boxer shorts

I'll just leave them in the bathroom to dry and I thought I was going to get bollocked for that. No, it was me. Oh, well, that's good. What a happy ending for me, not for you. We wear pyjamas for bed in this house.

What did you end up wearing then? I'm sure everyone's dying to know. I just put my pyjama pants back on. Right, good stuff. There we go.

Because I couldn't, because, right, okay, so this is really long-winded, but we had a bit of an episode the other night because we're still in separate beds, which we are trying to rectify at the minute.

We've promised Robin. Oh, it's not even worth getting in. Ah, nah, it's just driving us mad. Fuck me. He wants a good, fancy, ridiculous bed, but if I have to sleep in the room with him now and then, I can't be in a single fucking bunk bed. It's ridiculous.

We're going to get back to it. It's fine. I love them in my bed. I don't have to give a shit. It's not going to last long. fucking bunk bed. It's ridiculous. We're going to get back to it. It's fine. I love them in my bed. I don't actually give a shit. It's not going to last long. I love it. It's not. But what happened the other night was,

Rave had a temperature, and I had to go downstairs to get some Calpol. Oh, this was a fucking nightmare. I turned the alarm off, and then I went back up to bed, and we can set the alarms on my phone. So I set the alarm on my phone. You heard it,

thinking that there was a burglar in the house. And oh my God, what is the alarm? Right, so to set the scene, so we've got the app, you can turn the alarm off in silence on your app, right? It just goes off.

But when you're turning it back on, even on the app, it goes through the whole fucking rigmarole. So I'm lying in bed, it was the night of the fucking tornado. It was a tornado. Oh yeah, yeah. So the wind was lashing off. It's because night of the fucking tornado. It was a tornado.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So the wind was lashing off. It's because everyone I spoke to said the wind was lashing off my window. And I'm not a meteorologist, but I thought all of our windows face different directions here, so someone's fucking lying.

But it was literally going every direction, the wind. It was an actual tornado. Can we stop naming the storms, please? It's getting ridiculous. Yeah, it's doing me tits in. So, yeah, I heard the beeping. Obviously, I jumped straight out of bed, ready for action. can we stop naming the storms please it's getting ridiculous yeah let's do my tits in so uh yeah i heard the beeping obviously i jumped straight out of bed ready for action yeah and i run downstairs you're already back in the bedroom so i don't know you've been up so i'm just running around

downstairs so i turn the alarm off i'm like right the alarm's gonna kick off i turn it off i'm walking around you know jujitsu position i put my gi on i put my belt on i was ready for action right um walking around the house alarm starts going off again because I'm sitting upstairs in my bed trying to set it again trying to set it

going why the fuck is this not setting yeah and I'm like fuck so someone's broke something right so I go

and Robin's top of the stairs going dad what's going on so I this happens three or four times so I go right Robin nothing to be worried about go into the bedroom with Mammy and Rafe

and lock the door and he's like what what and I was like go in there and lock the door and he's like what what and I was like go in there and lock the door and I'm like ready for action no wonder he doesn't want to sleep

in his room on his own so then I open the door and I was about to go Rosie there may be an intruder I've got it covered where's my pool cue and you went

the fucking alarm won't set what's happening and I went oh shit I know what's happening here so you were setting it and I was unsetting it

and looking for a fight so hence why I thought I'll put your boxers on instead of walking along the other room to get a pair of knickers for me because, you know, karate kid over there might get carried away.

How dare you. Karate is extremely unaffected in a street fighting scenario. Great. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is the most effective form of martial art. Should we crack on because this is very long.

We should. Absolutely fine. We should, but without further ado, it's time for... Well, first of all, this is episode 254. Thank you for listening. Thank you for being here. Thank you for putting up...

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And I, for one, I'm absolutely sick of it. This week's sponsor is... Littleits on electric scooters oh god yeah fucking hell little shits on electric scooters and electric bikes yeah going along pavements coming the wrong way down one way streets then flattened one the other day fucking hell i wish he'd kept going um i was going down a one-way street and he was coming and then look at you I know him with his fucking mate on the back

they're coming down on their electric bike down the street towards my car on a one way street and he pulled up on the curb and they both looked at me

as if to go learn to drive dickhead and I'm like are you for real pure little mugsies and do you know what I've worked out right

you know what really fucks me off about it what these little twats who fly around on these bikes they are literally like the wind,

just straight up to you, straight... Have you ever been walking on a pavement and one's went past on a pavement? Oh yeah, it's terrifying. Fucking hell.

In our day, in my day, this was all fields, in my day, the little ratbags who drove around on mopeds and scramblers, you got a warning.

Aye. Oh, I thought you meant from the police Right okay Yeah Now Silent They're just fucking

Like ninjas I know And they're dressed like ninjas I know Eyes poking out Masks on The lot Honestly

Oh god Terrifying What's happened to the world I feel like a whinging old man I know Well they're going to be devastated Because they're banned vapes You know

Yeah Rishi Yeah Banned vapes Banned disposable Disposable vapes you know yeah Rishi yeah banned vapes banned disposable vapes get them electric scooters and electric bikes but fuck me Christ alive I think they're a great idea

brilliant invention but I I mean as someone with an electric car you know the acceleration is you know it gives you a little tingle in your tittle I could fancy I could fancy an electric bike I think that would be nice gives you a little bit of a push up a hill.

Why don't you use the bike you've got? Nah. I'm actually scared to bike. I'm scared to cycle on roads. We've talked about before the time when I was, I didn't know electric bikes were a thing. And an old man overtook us three days in a row on a hill and I didn't know what was going on

until he told us that his bike was electric and I stopped crying. Yeah. Just look, if you're a little shit on an electric bike just fucking just don't be an arsehole I think that's probably

all I'm trying to say there's always going to be there's always going to be arseholes in life Chris just got to learn and accept them scooters are annoying as well oh well

I think I'm jealous that they weren't out when I was younger I think I've just got to the bottom of it I think I've just therapied myself and I think I'm jealous that they weren't out when I was younger because I had a've just got to the bottom of it. I think I've just therapied myself. Okay.

And I think I'm jealous that they weren't out when I was younger because I had a fucking loved one of them. You wouldn't have been able to afford one. Fair point. We had a fight

about the jingle jingle We couldn't settle on a jingle jingle So this is the jingle jingle We hope you like

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How big are them shirts on them women in them films? Yeah, but the blokes normally, it's normally tiny woman and Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, they are too big. Even for the bloke? Aye.

They've deliberately oversized. They've been lying to her for years. Do you reckon? They are like XXXL shirts. On a bloke who would be a medium or a large? Yeah. None of the blokes are that big. They're all probably mediums.

Yeah. And then, you know, the lasses got them on and they're massive. It's bullshit. You might be onto something here, you know. I'm massively onto something, Chris. You might be onto something.

I bet you it'll be a little trick that they do to make, you know, like back in the day. You know, I'm getting sort of Michelle Pfeiffer vibes kind of back in the day, 90s when the girls would wear the shirt. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. They're like fucking Harry Hill. It's ridiculous. It's like a really massive, oversized dress. Yeah. And the man is, spelt us out. So you want to walk back onto the set and go, right, right, cut, cut, right.

You, love, take that shirt off. Yeah, put it on him. You put it back on him now and see if it fits. Ah, see, Tom Hanks. That's farting fucking you liar yeah he's gonna look like a man child with a big man shirt on so yeah just annoying and then you wear i did sometimes when i'm doing the washing i'll fold tops just by look they're not really real and put your top like in mine and i think yeah a lot of your a lot of your stuff ends up in mine i know

yeah yeah anyway well back to this. Yeah. How are you? I'm all right. Did the anger of that at least get you through the night? The anger of not being able to wear the underpants? Kept us up a bit longer. Because I have not got back on. After Christmas, I cannot get back onto the fitness train. You are, which is upsetting.

I can't. I puer fell off the wagon and I can't get back on. That's because I've told you many times, that's because my fitness is also my therapy. Yeah, good for you. Well, I don't have that. Oos. It's too cold.

Listen. Yes. Something happened the other day and I wrote it down and I forgot about it. Oh. And I've looked through my notes just before doing this. As we do, we sort of quickly look at points to speak to each other about.

The other day, our 80-year-old Robin hit a very important milestone in his life I don't know when he hit it on his own but he revealed this milestone to me and I have no idea

but it was quite funny at the same time but it was sad that he is getting older but it just obviously because you don't see them in school you don't see your kid at school so your kid to you is what they are at home

but he's given his little glimpses so what the hell are you about to say? I'm so worried. We put Bluey on the other day. Rafe was watching Bluey so I put Bluey on. And, you know, I fucking love Bluey.

I watch it as well. And Robin will sit, when it's on, Robin will sit and watch Bluey as well if he's just in the room. So I'll sit and watch it. It starts. Did he say, Your mam? Yeah. Has he done it to you yeah it's unbelievable so at the beginning it

does a thing and it goes mom so he went did it he went dad watch this and we wound it and it went and i was like and he went your and then it went mom i went what he went, your mom. I went, wow. We're there. Yeah, your mom. We are there. Your mom. Yeah. We are there. So we started on the your mom.

Your ma. Your ma. Well, where we are, it's your ma. Your ma. And what even does it mean? Is it a shagging thing? It's just like your ma. Your ma.

It's just like a diss. Yeah. Just like a fuck you. Just like a, yeah. I haven't said your lad for a while. Your lad. Your lad. Or yul. That's what we. Yeah. Really abbreviated that shit down to yul. just like a fuck you just like a yeah I haven't said your lad for a while your lad your lad or yul

that's what we yeah really abbreviated that shit down to yul but yeah your mam out of nowhere yeah

grown up man grown up it's mint I think it's class I love it mate I have some lush chats with him he is

he is grown up good it's mint I don't know when I'm gonna when can I hit him back with a I've fucked your mam

loads of times when can I hit him back with one of them do you think 15 okay okay not yet save that you think we'll still be shagging then i used to i used to shag your mom quite regularly bi-monthly dickhead yeah then it went down every six months then it hasn't been for a couple of years but listen no it comes back don't even it comes back. Don't even. It comes back. Everybody now in the trenches, right?

If you're in the trenches, one, two-year-old, just wait. Your kids are one, two-year-old. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're not one, two. No, it gets better.

I promise. It does get better. As long as you can still actually stomach to look at your other half, it does get better. If you can't stomach to look at your other half, then. That is a very important factor.

You have to be able to stomach to look at them. Yeah. If you can't, then maybe you might not see through. Not going to lie. And guess what? If you only have sex from behind in the dark with no talk in the neck on stomach, we're looking at you.

So there you go. Oh my God. I never thought about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh shit. All right. Okay. That's why I did it in my sad voice.

Sad voice. It's time for What's Your Beef? What's your beef? What's your beef? What's your beef? What's your beef? Beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef. Getting straight into it this week.

Right. Oh, Jesus. I want to go first. Right, go on then. My beef with you is, and this might have been my beef before, but you did it again this weekend, and I'm starting to get fucking sick of it.

We have everything at our fingertips for those children to watch everything we've got all of the fucking subscriptions we've got the lot right and you

too much choice you are absolutely hell bent on trying to make those two poor boys watch shite that you used to watch

when you were younger and you we literally they're both like climbing the walls I fucking hate weekends you know I hate weekends I don't know what it is.

I don't know if it was the lockdown, something. I can't be in the house with no plan for the full day. When you're like, let's have a lazy morning. Worst idea in my fucking world. Well, then make a plan then. It's a lazy morning with two children. Make a plan. You cannot make a plan.

I can also not have a lazy morning. I'm sick of planning everything for this family. Right. Well, I'll start because I need to start planning weekends. Please do. Because it's fucking killing us. I can have a lazy morning on my own if it's just me oh my god i mean well then again i can't really end up doing stuff anyway listen you tried to make them watch never ending story it was a it was a goddamn fucking disaster from start to finish i didn't realize how slow

that show was that film i mean it starts the kid wakes up, Bastien, I think he's called, he wakes up in bed. Sebastian. But everyone calls him Bastien, doesn't they? Wakes up in bed, goes downstairs, has what must be a 15-minute conversation with his dad, saying one word answers. Who, by the way, is whizzing up some fresh orange juice and a raw egg. That was Mankey, yes. Which is disgusting.

It's one shot, locked off. So if you don't know anything about films, listening here, I'm not trying to be an arsehole, but the camera angle is just one shot, just on the kitchen table, looking at the kid, and in the background is his dad, and they have a really morose 10-minute conversation grunting at each other about his mom,

missing his mom, while his dad's fucking putting a blender on. And you're sitting there going, Robin Reif, look, I used to watch it. Why aren't you enjoying it? Why aren't they enjoying it? We switched and put something on on their thing it's fucking insane

what they watch these days alright then well we're kids are fucked oh 100% our children's attention spans are absolutely knackered and it's our fault and it actually

really upsets us the stuff you put what did we put on mummies or something literally within the first couple of seconds there's a chariot race there's stuff fucking going everywhere

there's slow motion it's so worrying like it's so bad it's crazy I don't like it everything you turn on now you turn it on for a kid and it's like

hey hey look hey look at this hey what's on fire what's spinning round look there's loads of them look it's multiplying we watched I love them

I'll not slag it off but we watched the spider verse so there's into the spider verse and there's across the spider verse we watched the newest one me and robin over the christmas i was fucking exhausted when it was finished i needed to lie down so much happens i felt like

i'd been i felt like someone had been hitting us in the face with it it's insane i know it's bad and the stuff we watched and look how fucked we are look how fucked we are mentally as a generation because we've got phones and stuff now look how much of a clip we are we're all needing help what are these kids going to be like I know it's scary man

it's actually worrying it is it's really worrying yeah and anyway I was trying to be I'm trying to be more present with the kids

I'm trying to like actually well by sticking on films that you want to watch I? yes that's not being present well it is because I'm there

and I want to watch a film with them but I'm sick of watching if I watch Minions one more bastard time I'm going to I want to watch a film with them, but I'm sick of watching. If I watch Minions one more bastard time, I'm going to die. I'll just die there and then. Illumination! I can't watch it anymore.

I can't watch. I just can't. I can't. I quite enjoyed The Rise of Gru for a while because I was like, this is nice. This is new. Oh, Jesus Christ. There's another one coming out.

I think there's another one coming out this year. Oh, thank God. Good. You've got 50 runs of that and then that's that. Jesus Christ. My another one coming out I think there's another one coming out this year oh thank God good you've got 50 runs of that and then that's that Jesus Christ my beef with you right

listen it's more of an ache of course it is yeah so Rafe's not being very well and we've got this head thermometer that we use

a Tommy Tippy one honestly it's unbelievable best thing if you're a parent and you've got little kids buy one because they're amazing right I hate the way

you press the button wow I hate it I wish i brought it where's your mom and dad got it did you give it to your mom dad no i feel like you literally so i kind of hold it like a i hold it down for a little while and press it like it yeah chris does this he just kind of goes and you just hold it any difference in there it's just the way that you do it and you probably your thumb moves loads and you kind of just go where was I to go you hold it so

you hold it for a second you've decided holding for a second is better it's just really icky it's you you're just like like it's got a

bit of flair with it if yeah like like I was gonna say do you think I do it the way a soft beer would do it it's just really it's dead

icky and you keep doing it all the time and every time you do it I just really it's dead I keep doing it all the time and every time you do it I'm like can I please do this because it makes us want to just makes us want to be sick

so yeah there you go that's my beef with you you don't like the way I do the thermometer on the band's head no I hate it I hate it lads

lads you cannot win you cannot win just fucking give up give up now stop brushing your teeth stop shaving just fucking you know

I'm not leaving you for it. Sounds like it. Honestly, what's the point? Honestly. You can be unattractive while taking your fucking kid's temperature. Yes. What's the point? What is the fucking point anymore? I don't know actually. What is the point?

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married annoyed at gmail.com we love it thank you please hi Chris and Rosie new ick

unlocked today oh great oh what is it what's he doing saving his fucking child from a burning building what I like the

way he ran out holding the kids oh he fanny dried up drying the charcoals of the remains ofals of the remains of the house

the next day fucking it's true honestly arseholes so true girls are icky as well loads of girls are icky

how are you you're honestly you're carved out in this in this current popular culture you're carved out

a right fucking a right cheat code oh good good I'm glad aye aye let we have it let we have equal pay as well

while you're at it how about that over my dead body right then well then all we're going to do is be icked out by you and find you

as absolutely repulsive we could completely live without you as if you weren't here we'd be absolutely fine so equal pay or that as if we don't get it

as if as if I thought I thought equal pay was a thing now. Absolutely not. No. No. Really?

So women still. Not in all professions. No. Get paid less than men. Yeah. I might have to send an email. So I'm getting. Like a mug.

I'm splitting this with you. 50-50. Yeah. Like some kind of fucking. Like some kind of. Like some kind of feminist. No. Okay.

Like complete mug. That in 20 years' time, if I ever do split up, you'll probably throw back in me face, so I'm looking forward to that. Can't wait to do that. You can fuck off, because you're getting knout made.

Can't wait to do that. Right, listen. Hi, Chris and Rose. New Ick, that was really deep. Just let everyone know that we're kidding there, please. Sort of kidding, not really. New Ick Unlocked, come on. Yeah.

My husband has been obsessed with this song, but actually, I love men. I'm only joking. I always feel like I have to say that. You love all men. I love them all. Except, I tell you who I don't love. Have I told you about this the other night?

Or the same night that Shell was on our phone, which people messaged saying they were screaming at their phones and listening to the podcast. Shelly? She might have been called Shelly. Fucking stick the Y on there. Not Michelle, I know. It was quite big writing.

In other words... In all honesty, she's got a name on the back of her own phone. I don't want to know too much about her. I don't respect that and I don't think we'd get on. Similar as that. Yeah, I was in flares as well.

So it was... Oh my God, you didn't fucking say that. It might have been five I had to get in. You just snored. I did, yeah. I did. Anyway. A five I had to get in f you just snort I did yeah I did anyway five I had to get in

and you know what do you know what I was really annoyed at they weren't playing 70s music right it was like modern day music

really and I was I nearly went up to the DJ but I was ready for my chips and garlic sauce so I was like

I'm not even gonna bother but I was sorry who who the fuck are you what do you mean I was in right i was in flares five to get in they weren't playing you there and i was gonna go up to the dj but i was

ready for me chips and garlic sauce why didn't you get a fucking back at home off your boyfriend on his electric bike you're screwed sometimes it's good to relive your youth on these nights out just because you are so i didn are so stuck in your own little ways and you would never actually do it. I had to admit it was great. Apart from, can I tell you? I'm a stocked up prick, I'll tell you that. You are.

What really, really, really got us upset, right? And I know a lot of women out here will feel the same. And I just, I thought the older I got, I thought it would stop. But I was on the dance we were all on the dance floor we didn't even take our coats off we literally had a drink

we were just dancing it was so good it was honestly it was so weird so horrible that man didn't even take me coat off no I had my coat

full on massive coat on anyway on the dance floor there was these lads right they were quite young and he looked quite cool he had like these nice glasses on must have only been he must have been about 20 between 25 and 30 right

27 27 and a half something like that yeah and i was dancing and i knew that he tried to talk to one of my other mates and i just thought oh what a pillock and i was dancing and he kept shoving us in the shoulder to like to get me attention attention and so I turned around and I went you keep booting us in the shoulder what's wrong and he's like

oh sorry sorry I'm so sorry and I was like yeah and then we ended up leaving and I just thought what the fuck

why is that still happening why are men why do men still think it's okay to do that to random women on a night out seriously it's the getting the attention to random women on a night out?

Seriously. It's the getting the attention thing. It's just a different way of getting the attention. Does it actually work? I'm sorry. Any man that's ever, no matter what, just, no, absolutely not. How desperate have you got to be? Is it just throwing up shit and something else to do?

I imagine he's done that to 30 or 40 women that night. He'd have fucked someone that night. He'd have fucked someone that night. He'd have took someone home and fucked them. Oh, I hate him. I actually, I can see his face. Him and Shell probably had a lovely night.

Yeah, maybe. I just, honestly, I was like, I just, I hate men like that. I hate men like that. And he'll probably go to work on Monday morning

with women and be nice and he'll probably, he'll look like morning with women and be nice and he probably he looked like so it's sort of just it's just rather than coming up and going oh

hello I think you're beautiful do you want to dance which doesn't get you anywhere these days it's nudging he was just nudging

is in the thing to get your attention to get me attention why are you sure was he not just like losing his ballot no I swear down

I swear to god he's nudging you oh wow I'm down I swear to God he's nudging you oh wow I'm joking I'm sorry I'm sorry wow alright okay

is that where we are is that where we are was he not going to tear your fucking coat off you boring no there was hardly anyone on the dance floor it was not an accident

he did it three or four times before I said wind your neck in he's only on the pole man hey stop nudging us man pervert it's vile I'm sorry before I said, wind your neck in. He's only on the pole, man. Hey! Stop nudging us, man! Perfect! It's vile.

I'm sorry, I'm not for that life. I've never been for that life. Even from being not of an age to be in a pub, I was still like, do not dare. And then,

I don't know. And then, I've had men say to me, literally men who have grabbed you on the arse or they've like pulled you by the arm and then you go, yeah, fuck off. And they're like, whoa, God.

And they're literally like, whoa, chill out. And you're like, are you joking me? You are invading my space. You're a complete stranger and this is not okay. And I'm just, and the amount of times it's happened in my life is so, and any woman, any woman listen, and it's happened in my life, it's so, and any woman, any woman listen,

and it's happened, and I just find it, it's a completely different podcast, but episode, it could do a full thing, but it's just, I thought I was, I thought I was out of that.

I thought at 37, two children and a husband at home on a night out with the girls with a coat on in flares, I thought I was past the nudging stage. Still got it. I was just about to say that Jesus Christ

see I didn't want to say still got it because you've just done like quite a powerful thing about it I shouldn't I'm not happy about it but at the same time

and then I got ID'd at the bar as well I can't believe it have you tried writing on the back of your jacket 37 two kids at home husband

you shouldn't have to do that. It shouldn't be okay. So what did he say when you gave him a... He was like, sorry, I'm so sorry. And I was like, fuck you. Nice. And then we're left. Nice. Good work. Thank you. Well done.

It won't have done anything. You'd have just done it to somebody else. And like you said, he wasn't actually a bad looking guy. He probably did pull. You're sending mixed messages with this little rant, I'll be honest with you. No, it's just irritating, isn't it? Yeah, I've never had it, you know, I've never been nudged. No, you won't have been, Chris.

That's the sad thing. Anyway, shall we get to this ick? I feel a bit bad for it now. I don't want to now. Sorry. Sorry to Daisy who's got to edit this. I feel like I have to go and get a job as a doorman on Flay's.

You should. But that's, there you go, that's a sad thing. Why isn't that like looked out for more? Yeah. You know?

I mean, I imagine, I imagine if a woman goes, I imagine if women go up to the doorman and go, these guys are really bothering me.

I imagine they get turfed out quite, quite regularly. I hope so. Yeah. And then they should have their face on the front of the bar

and be like nudge watch nudger yeah yeah you've got pub watch you've got nudge watch nudge watch

nudge watch oh my gosh he's a nudger I might go around colleges talking about nudging talking about the nudge watch there's much worse

things than a nudge to be fair he's obviously just a cheeky fucker trying to yeah of course he didn't grab your arse he didn't

he just nudged you no but still yeah still though do you think it's okay that I was on a night out at 11 o'clock at night you fucker trying to yeah of course he didn't grab your arse he didn't he just nudged you no but still yeah still though do you think it's okay that I was on a night out at 11 o'clock at night and I'm getting nudged

by random blokes an empty dance floor as well yeah how am I well no of course I don't think it's alright I'm just trying to think across all angles

when you first said it if you go back and listen to it you first said it I went quiet you know I fantasised about Dars choking him

yeah I know but that's I know that's a different story I'm not going to say that on here I think it's just sad because I know that you would never do that and you would have never done that

when you were single in a million years. And like I say, there is some lovely men out there and it's awful that it kind of gets, you know, and I don't mean it like that because I know so many lovely blokes who wouldn't dream of doing that.

Oh, there's dickheads out there. There's dickheads. It just always spoils it, doesn't it? Yeah. But then there's dickheads out there there's dickheads it just always spoils it doesn't it yeah but then there's dickhead women as well so listen yeah

I'm so sorry everyone that we went round the houses with that but welcome back and this is the new ick right new ick unlocked today my husband

has been obsessed with a sonic game on his iPhone right initially downloaded for our five year old son he was soon banned from the game

as my husband started taking the game too seriously i ended up letting our son play on my phone instead today as my husband worked out that he can sync the phones and they can play together my son came running upstairs asking mummy can you pay for this new chest it's only 10 pound monies in bracket screen said £9.99 and he wouldn't know that that was £10 so I immediately knew that his dad told him to ask me that

I said no I'm not paying for a game he said but daddy bide this one daddy bide two of them my husband has been paying to upgrade himself on this game

ick oh dude don't pay for the upgrades oh no part of us though part of us even though i've just slagged off male kind i'm really sorry about that um if he's enjoying it like you know and now but you know you're allowed to say you're a kid like yeah don't pay don't pay for the what a cheater get them on your own don't pay for the fucking chest so what is that oh okay right okay

so coming from a Sonic guy yourself what does it even mean so what you can earn them or pay for them you couldn't do that

back in the day so with all of these games there's in app purchases and there's ways of a part I think is it Fortnite is the one that you can't do someone like

a guy we're not at Fortnite yet a guy BGG is one of the he makes Fortnite one of the guys I'm training with yeah he's one of the he's literally Fortnite's the one that you can't do. We're not at Fortnite yet. We're not. A guy, BJJ, he makes Fortnite, one of the guys I'm training with. Yeah, he's literally,

he's a coder on Fortnite because he had a Fortnite backpack on and I was like, fuck what you're doing? And he was like, oh, I work for them. I was like, oh my God.

Shut up. Yeah, and I think with them, I don't think you can, is it one of them you can't buy stuff to make yourself better? You can just buy skins and make yourself look different.

Yeah, I think it's Fortnite. You can make your character look different, but you can't make your character's attributes better with money. But with a lot of other things you can, you can buy better guns,

you can buy loads of different stuff. But, you know, just fucking earn them yourself. It's cheating. It's cheating. Oh, fair enough. Spending money on the games, if you're a real gamer,

you don't do that. You earn them yourself. You know, if you're on Destiny, you do a raid and you get all the over-the-arm out of you. Nerd.

Money nerd. Cheater. You're a nerd. You're an icky icky little sit in the dark wait on your lemon computer nerd that's disgusting don't make me come on this table and nudge you hi chris and rosie i love your podcast and i'm from i'm from new zealand oh hello in fact i was playing it in a nine-hour car trip the other week and my 10 and 13-year-old are now fans. Oh my gosh, hello. Hello. That's terrifying. Oh, but she says with some fast forwarding through certain things.

That must have been a stressful drive. Yeah. It says, you will love this story. My mum was a real estate agent when I was growing up and would do anything to seal the deal. I would love to work in real estate, mate. Only massive, lush, expensive houses.

With no pressure to sell them. You want to look around big houses? Yeah, that's all I want to do. Quite quickly I've filtered through that bullshit. Right. Right. And only here. right I hate you why and only here

I'd love what you just said there was I'd love to be a real estate agent but I wouldn't like to sell the houses I have any pressure of selling the houses or tidying the houses

or booking anything in I just want to show people around you want to go into a big house and look around it why don't you just go and view no in fact no don't go and view them no I'll take that back right now

no I won't that's a slippery slope. Yeah. One night, we had our clients over to get the sale across the line, and they brought their children. This was when you had to get up and press an actual button to turn the TV on and off. Yes.

Remember them days? And their three-year-old kept pushing the button, turning it on and off all the time. Oh, get him away. My dad is an imposing six foot three man loving is anything but imposing yeah he kindly asked the child hey mate how about you stop doing that the three-year-old then turned to my dad and said shut up you fat cunt oh i didn't see that coming hey person who wrote this, I hope you fast-forwarded that, by the way,

for your kids in the car. We just sat there flabbergasted, trying not to laugh. This is now his nickname and has been since that day over 30 years ago. There's something about the Kiwis and the Aussies that is just so beautifully charming that they will just call their own dad a fat cunt

as a nickname because a three year old once called him it. It's brilliant though isn't it? Outstanding. Absolutely brilliant. Outstanding. But it doesn't stop there. Fast forward to me as a grown up with my parents becoming grandparents. My nephew started calling my dad Pookie. P-U-K-E-I. Instead of Grandad or something

like that. Which has stuck. He is known as pookie to everyone now and also either pookie or fat cunt depends what day i bet he was pausing the day pookie came in like i bet he'd been waiting for that for a long long time oh that is the absolute rebranding that he was needing yeah one time when they were coming back from a long overseas trip we all went to the airport to meet them i had a baby since they went on the trip so it was a big Pookie, not pukey. Pookie, sorry. Pookie. It sounds like pukey.

It is key to note they were on an Air Malaysia flight and with mainly Malaysian passengers were coming through the arrivals gate and were giving us weird looks. Some even mad. Oh no. I thought maybe seeing all of our full-on family was a bit overwhelming after a long flight.

No. We had someone approach us to say, why do you have that sign? So I explained it was because we were so excited to see my parents and have the grandkids reunited. To which the person explained that Pookie is actually slang in Malaysian for cunt. We were holding up signs for the Malaysian arriving passengers that said, we love, and hi. What a welcome in New Zealand. But that's his nickname.

Yeah, priceless. And given his nickname, it is a little ironic Zealand But that's his nickname Yeah Priceless And given his nickname It is a little ironic So that's amazing So the new Kid Yeah Accidentally Started calling him

A different language A Malaysian version Of the same thing Yeah Oh wow I love that I think I think he's being told

I think Across the generations And across the languages I think this blog Is told. I think across the generations and across the languages, I think this blog is a bit of a con. Dear Rosie and Chris, please keep me anonymous, particularly as I would like to save my mum who listens to the podcast

is able to guess that this story has been sent in by me. Ooh, that's exciting. Going back a few years, my family were out doing some shopping. We popped into the toy shop as me and my brother were still quite small and it was something to keep us entertained oh love love a smith's trip oh i had something to do i took hate weekends uh hashtag hate weekends i took the boys to asda yesterday oh big asda um big asda and we just walked up the toy aisle and they were both flabbergasted

that they couldn't get anything. Rafe was like, can I get, they weren't kicking off but they were just like, can I get there? And I was like, no. You can look.

I was like, today isn't a getting things. This is a, you can look as much as you fucking want but I'm just killing time here, boys. That's all this is. You've got to learn that. Yeah.

A lot of times as a kid I got told, no. My whole life was that. Exactly. Have I ever told you about the time? This is so, there used to be a cartoon

called Bucky O'Hare. Remember Bucky O'Hare? No. What's it, hang on what how bucky oh hey big bucky bucky oh hey is it a rabbit yeah oh my god and what bucky oh hey and toad whoa oh yeah space never watched it myself absolutely yeah not my crack but yeah, okay, this is totally you. Yeah. So I remember being in Woolworths, rest in peace, in South Shields. Stop. If I've told this before, I apologise, but it's just a random memory.

No, I've never heard of Bucky O'Hare. Come on. So I wanted this Bucky O'Hare toy, right? It's horrendous in our accent, I'm sorry. Bucky O'Hare. Bucky O'Hare. I love it. It's my birthday.

If I'm fancy, a little bit of buckle your hair the night, me and you. So I wanted this toy and my mum was like, no, no, you know, it's not your birthday.

It's not a thing. And I was like, please, mum, please, please, please. And I laid on, laid on a fucking good begging, good bit of groveling. I'll do this.

I'll do that. Don't give us any pocket money. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm standing downstairs, toy bit in Woolworths Celsius, which was epic, let's be honest. It was unreal. And she went, right, okay, you can get it.

And just as she said it, I'll never forget this, just as she said it, I mean, I have slightly forgot it, to be fair, it's come back now, but just as she went, right, okay, you can get it, an old lady appeared round the aisle

literally appeared from nowhere round the aisle and just looked at my mum and went I wouldn't get it me I wouldn't if they

when they're whinging and asking for something like that and it's not their birthday or Christmas or something I wouldn't get it me I wouldn't give in and she fucking changed her mind and made us put it back

shut up I'm telling you that's the devil changed her mind and made us put it back. Oh, shut up. I'm telling you. That's the devil. She's the devil, that woman. Changed her mind and made us put it back. Yeah. Yeah. What an interfering old bat.

Unbelievable. I'm telling you, I was fucking furious. And I remember glaring at the woman. I glared at her. My mum was like, no, she's right. Put it back. That's hilarious. I didn't know that story at all.

Rosie, I was fucking raging. What funny. Who was this woman? Don't know. She must have been Rosie, I was fucking raging. What funny? Who was this woman? Don't know. She must have been in her 70s. That's so funny. The only solace I take is she's definitely dead now.

I don't care if that's hard. I was so angry. Oh, I'd be fuming. I was so angry. But me ma'am, just... Woman she's never met. Her own flesh and blood. Oh yeah, you're right.

No, I want to look cool in front of this strange random woman. Didn't get us it. Unbelievable. Didn't we mention on here when I was in that shop and Robin was little and them two old women

like, telling us off for letting him, like, he wasn't really, he ran away from us and they were like, eh, well, I would never have let my babe do that.

And you know what? I was like, yeah, you, fuck off. I was like yeah you fuck off I was so annoyed the thing is now what I would do just because I'm you know

obviously I don't know one because I'm affected by that old woman doing that to us and two because I'm you know dare say at a bit of a bell end

if I was with Robin and Robin was like please can I get this please please please and I was like go on you can get it and then some random man or woman appeared

and went I wouldn't give in me I'd go Robin pick another one as well while I'd have full eye contact with them and I'd go

Robin pick yourself another one no pick yourself another two they're meant to be they're meant to be lovely aren't they most interactions

I have with elderly people are like and actually if anything sometimes I've been telling the burns off and people are like and actually if anything sometimes I've been telling the burns off and people are like

leave him alone and I'm like well let me tell but oh it's God for life I did get the book

your hair thing but I got it from I think I got it for my birthday or Christmas I remember he had like a rubber cape

I remember really really well I remember this rubber cape on the back oh your mum I must have put her in a really weird position though

yeah that's just sort of gave in, didn't you? Quit her. Weak. Weak. Anyway, right. Sorry, we keep digressing a lot today.

These are in the toy shop to just be entertained, okay? Oh, shit, yeah. Forgot about that. After looking round for a while and picking up a few toys for gifts, etc., we headed to the tills to pay.

Whilst my mum was paying, my dad saw a massive teddy bear sat at the end of the till. Assuming this was on display, he picked it up and began to punch it in the face thinking it would make me and my brother laugh. It did. However, as he put the teddy bear back down again, stood directly underneath him was a four-year-old

girl, tearing up as she watched a middle-aged man punch what was her now her new favourite teddy bear in the face. Thank you. So it wasn't on display. It was hers. He just gave her a fucking chicken. Absolutely.

Thrashed it. Hey, kids, look at this! Wah! Mommy! Hey, kids, look at this. Mommy. That man attacked the teddy. Oh, that's beautiful. That's absolutely beautiful. Hi, Chris and Rosie.

I've recently started listening to your podcast and I'm working my way through past episodes. Ooh, welcome to the party, pal. I've just listened to episode 168 where somebody asked whether it was okay for a guy to pay for a date with vouchers

and I think I can top it. Oh, I remember that. I do remember that one. I'd been talking to a guy for a little while and we finally went on our first proper date to a popular Italian restaurant.

Okay. I love the Italian restaurant dates. Yeah. Did you not? Pacino's, South Shields. I didn't have any dates in them. Did you not? I went for, South Shields. I didn't have any dates in them. Did you not? I went for meals

with girlfriends that I had but I never went on date meal dates with people until you. You were my first one. You were my first meal date.

Oh was I? Yeah yeah. You were 26? So? That's rank. You'd never been on a date in a restaurant? Not like a restaurant one.

No no. Oh my god. Not like the one you want to eat. You've seen how fast I eat. You've seen that I've gone deep in, you know, I've wrapped myself up in a garlic bread. Yeah, that is true. Come on, man.

We fell very quickly, didn't we? We did fall very quickly. Oh, that's cute. Probably because you never experienced any different. You already thought, oh, she eats nicely. This is nice. No, no, I just, I don't know. When you know, you know.

I'd been waiting for you, I think. Didn't know. Disgusting. Ick. Oh, look at him complimenting us. I like it stop it i remember that that well i never forget when you said do you want to go out for a meal and i said i don't know i don't go for meals and you went oh come on let's go for a meal and i went no and that old woman appeared and went i wouldn't go out for a meal with her if i was you and i went no you know what we'll go out for two meals we'll we'll eat meals together

for the rest of our lives. Yeah, how do you like that? Yeah, I don't even like you, Rosie. I'm just doing it to prove that old woman wrong. Can't say old woman. No? I did that.

Probably not. Brilliant. Right, anyway. We had a lovely time and I was really enjoying myself. But then it got to the part where we needed to pee. Being the gentleman he was,

he insisted on paying, which I accepted gratefully. Oh, God. However. Red flag. Run a mile, mate. However, I wasn't quite prepared for what happened next. Right.

He proceeded to whip out vouchers to pay the bill. Right. Not one, but three separate vouchers. When he told me where he got them from, I couldn't work out if it was sweet or just a massive ick. Right. Do you want to guess how he's got the vouchers. When he told me where he got them from, I couldn't work out if it was sweet or just a massive ick. Do you want to guess how he's got them? First of all, alarm bells are ringing here because I'm worried that

these vouchers can't be used in conjunction with each other, which is going to really upset me. Oh, it's going to be sad, isn't it? No, if he's got three vouchers, he's done his research. Right, okay then. What do you think he's got them from? Mysteries, mysteries. Where's he got them from? Okay, so is it sweet or an ick? So it can't be something weird like I got them out of a where's he got them from okay so is it sweet or an ick

so it can't be something weird like I got them out of a porn mag or whatever because that's not going to be sweet no something like me nana's

collected them up for us or something like that my grandma's collected them or something like that right you're wrong brilliant

but that would be quite sweet would it I don't know first date nah put me off okay if don't know first date right now put me off okay if i if i went on first date you want you don't want nudging but you want a bit of bit of rough you don't want first date oh my nana gave it me nana recommended this restaurant right i would run i would run a mile wow okay I want to lie

I want to lie and then when I fall in love with you tell us a year later and I'll go aww once I know you but for the beginning

I want to have sex with you I don't want to think about getting vouchers and recommendations from your nana right okay good stuff what about halfway through

having sex by the way this is my nana's favourite position she told us what is wrong with you what is actually wrong with you I don't know come on let's find out what you are

because then I want to ask you where it would be acceptable to get the vouchers from come on then okay so he had earned them by completing surveys online to convert into points

and eventually vouchers fucking hell yeah no what's she talking about that's not sweet. That's not just fucking, oh my God. When you find out his age,

it's going to be even worse, right? So at 19 years old, he spent his spare time logging onto a website and answering surveys. Oh no. Listen to this though, this is nice.

Anyway, fast forward seven years and we are now planning our wedding for next year. Oh, how many surveys is he gonna have to pay for that wedding jesus christ i don't know if i could get on board doing surveys

not on the first date not on the first date but the thing is right he's probably just like me one of those a fucking pillock who just tells everyone everything the things I say to people and then later on I think why have I said that? Oh mate, that's my life, but just, see he won them at work. But no, he's gone he probably wasn't going to say anything, oh I've got these vouchers, bit of silence I'll fill the silence, oh I did them doing surveys online

I do it, it's amazing, you should do it why have I said that, why have I said that, why have I said that oh my god she wants another date that's great so where would be acceptable if me and you went on my first date and i paid with vouchers first date first date i whipped three vouchers out i go put your money away love i've got vouchers for this where would be acceptable for me to have got them okay what if i said got the because we went out you know we were together a long time ago 10 10 years ago so got these free in nuts magazine awful got these in

fhm awful um found these way somewhere no but right okay dare i say it save your vouchers take your nana or your mom or someone okay pay in cash okay or card on a date is that really bad of us to say I would have you probably should have said go half us if you are if you are a true feminist and you believed all that

anti-nudging bullshit you laid down earlier on I do we did go half us a lot of times nah not in the first minute I offered yeah

definitely offered definitely didn't go half us on my first two houses dickhead wow didn't I didn't I tell you that you would throw it in my face? Didn't I say?

Not even later in life. Didn't I say? Literally 40 minutes after you said it. This is why I've got an interview with the account. Not an interview, a meeting. Anyway, I just, yeah, I don't know. Maybe a couple of months in, I wouldn't mind a voucher. First date, I don't want a voucher.

I can't get my head around, we've talked about it on episode 100 and whatever. I can't get my head around why it's weird, but it is weird. What, the voucher? It is weird. It's one of them things on the first date, it just, I don't know,

I don't agree with you should take them out and spend a load of money and you'll flash the cash. I don't believe in that. But I also don't believe in, should take them out and spend a load of money and you'll flash the cash. I don't believe in that. But I also don't believe in, hey, stay with me. This is your future. Vouchers on a Friday night in their restaurants.

I don't actually really believe in that. Men should pay for everything. I'm quite liberal like that. I'm very much at the back. But again, I'm exactly on the same page. But I can't quite put my finger on why the vouchers are strange. But they are strange. And I don on why the vouchers are strange but they

are strange and i don't know why they are strange yeah and i love it i love the idea of these like like steering out away from certain things on the menu because they're not covered on the meal deals so uh sorry sorry love you can't get the chicken tikka masala uh not the chicken tikka is not covered on on the meal deal so here's an, so right, why they should have, sorry I went straight Indian there, it was actually Italian but go on. Yeah,

just in my opinion, take them, so go on the first date, pay like normal currency and then the second date go, I've got these vouchers for this restaurant,

do you fancy it? Then I would go, I would go, oh yeah, definitely. That restaurant that we liked, yeah,

I've got some vouchers for it, do you want to go again yeah exactly there you go okay then alright so lads if you're listening

and lasses don't be whipping your vouchers out on a first date yeah that's not a euphemism by the way I mean but also I mean you can whip your cock out

on the first date only if she asks you to whip your cock out on the first date yeah and or penis vagina breasts

whatever you're whipping out just make sure it's not the vouchers. Whip out whatever you... Okay. Whip out whatever you want on the first day as long as it's not the vouchers. Unless they want you to whip the vouchers. Oh, God. It's a minefield, isn't it? It is. It's scary. I'm glad I'm out of it.

Babadoo babadoo babadoo ba. Do do do do do do. Thank you for listening to this week's episode of Shag Rarinoid. With me, Rosie Ramsey, and my husband, Chris Ramsey. And we're part of the Acast Creator Network. Go on, tell them. In between the last bit you just heard and this bit,

Rosie had to nip the toilet. And she came back and she picked her headphones up off her microphone. And she picked them up too hard and hit herself in the face with them. I really hurt. I might have a bruise on that, you know. I was crossing the bridge of my nose with my headphones. Jesus Christ. Oh, it was tragic.

Dangerous work, this podcast, life. Workplace injury. Claim. Have we got an HR? Oh, no, we don't have an HR. It's just me and you. It's literally me and you. In fact, I'll be HR for a second.

What happened? I hit me. Don't care. Thanks for listening, everyone. We'll be back in your ears next week. Bye. See you later. Bye.

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