Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Ep 32. Butt Rings

Episode Date: September 20, 2019

There is some Lasagne based beef this week and Rosie is not happy! As well as discussing which way they stand in a shower the pair discuss second hand sex toys, falling asleep in front of the telly and they explain what a 'pudding' is. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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When I said I've got nothing derogatory to say. We were about to do the intro and I said, are you ready? And Rosie said, no, not yet. I can't think of something derogatory to say about you right at the beginning. And I said, well, do you know what? Let's, for a little change, why not start by not having a massive go at this? Wouldn't that be lovely? Okay. For everyone involved. No. No.

I disagree. Maybe just you. There's genuinely people listening now who are good at like. Sorry, guys. I weaseled me way past this one. Guys, thank you so much for listening. Listen to the religion. Oh, religion.

Oh, oh. Thank you so much for listening. We're on religion. Oh, oh. Thank you so much for listening. We're on the wine. Money penny. We are on the wine. Again. Again.

This is three or four in a row now. This is getting bad. Although it is an evening. It is, what, half past eight at the moment? Yeah, it makes it, I think it makes it a bit funner. It does.

It's like a little night out night in, isn't it? It really is. It's lovely. So, as I was saying, thank you so much for listening, you beautiful people. This is episode It's lovely. So as I was saying, thank you so much for listening, you beautiful people.

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Hello and welcome back to Shagged Married, Shnanoid. Shnanoid! It's definitely annoyed, but fair enough. Hello everyone, how are you? Well... Not me, you're Rosie. What happened? Why is it, right, That we are 32 episodes in

Yet Neither of us Have an idea What is going on I've got no idea We just look at each other They're like Are you speaking

Am I speaking Are we both speaking I don't know We should really know What's happening But we don't But it's fine It's probably because

I'm full time professional Dancer now So I don't even know What this podcast I don't even know What is this in front What's this laptop I don't even know These things You're just such even know what is this in front what's this laptop I don't even know

these things I'm just such a entertainer performer my body's my instrument now by the way when this comes out when people are listening

to this right now yeah you are going to be like the day before your first dance on Strictly yeah so if you're listening to this as of Friday

as it comes out I'll be doing my first dance tomorrow just literally yeah just what I said sorry I'm just no but this might just what I said hey now hey you're listening to this as of friday as it comes out i'll be doing my first dance tomorrow yeah just what i said sorry just you know but this might just do what i said now hey you get people months along the line go i've only just found this out i've binged it in one day they might they might not know what's going on i think i explained that if i'm totally honest with you did i don't know if you did do you want to stop now and rewind it did you say other listening to it at time of you know at time of release did you say at time of release i don't know right i might have anyway so if you

listen to sun friday you're dancing tomorrow how do you feel about it uh i'm terrified are you genuinely like well i watched yeah i watched that show the professionals the other night that was on that was good that yeah it was apart from it went over like every time someone had fallen over and made a dick of themselves and it was really horrible to watch and like obviously i'm dancing with karen and there's a thing where simon rimmer like got his arms the he had to grab her and like spin like wrist to wrist with his arms crossed over and he sort of spun it the wrong way and weirdly she actually explained to me today what exactly what that was and i've done a similar thing with my own legs.

What? Right. So you know if you're kind of like dancing, you know if you're kind of, what you do is you cross your legs over, like sort of MC Hammer style. You cross your legs over. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you can spin yourself around to the right. If you put your right foot in front of the left one, you can spin yourself around to the right. Is that right? Yeah. But if you put them the other way, you can't spin. You'll just like hit the legs against each other and you'll fall over. Is that what he did? Depending yeah but if you put them the other way you can't spin you'll just like

hit the legs against each other and you'll fall over is that why depending which way we did that with their arms but i've done a similar thing with my legs the other day and that was just in the gym that wasn't even on a train and that was just training sorry that wasn't even on a live show and simon rimmer god love him he said an amazing thing on the professional show he said at that point where you're standing at the top of the stairs ready for them to call your name on the live show to go down the stairs and then wave and get ready to dance, he said he would have happily

given away a kidney to not have to do it and it really, it hit home that I'm going to be standing at the top of them stairs knowing it's live, knowing that I'm going to have to go down and do a bloody dance, a dance on telly, what the F I don't want to make you feel more nervous but it's going to have to go down and do a bloody dance, a dance on telly. I don't want to make you feel more nervous,

but it's going to be terrifying. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I'm going to watch on Saturday, aren't I? You are, you're coming down. So guys, the way it works, right? So again, if you listen to this at the time of it coming out, Friday or Saturday, this week's show isn't a voting show. It's kind of like a nice little, we all get to do a dance

and no one gets voted off, which to be fair, hats off to the BBC. That that is really nice it's nice it's like playing a game with your mom and dad isn't it it's like a practice round letting you win yeah well you don't you know the first round doesn't count being the banker in monopoly um just put your hand into yourself a couple little hundreds oh no um i used to do that all the time so yeah of course i did um so yeah it's uh the next week the following week is when i need your votes guys and i genuinely do russie do you know what i've been doing like the postman the idea i feel ridiculous like every time i speak to anyone i went out last week with

the lads for a couple of pints whenever i see anyone in the town anyone i'm chatting with they're like oh and strictly i'll blow on the go yeah hey looking forward to it i'll be rooting for you and i literally i feel like a like low rent politician i like shake the hand and i'm like can i count on your vote i'm laughing but i've seen you do it you heard the postman the other day it's awful the postman he was like i'll be rooting for you chris i was like can i count on your vote vote chris honestly i'm absolutely making myself ill but you gotta do it man that's what it's about well I'm sure

everyone listening guys I really hope you do you guys will be voting I'm gonna be at home having me little shawary me little strictly party

and I'll be getting everyone to vote for you so dead exciting man it'll be great without giving anything away you've seen little videos of me dancing haven't you

I have what do you think do you know what right honestly because I know for a fact that you have never ever danced in your whole life

you know sometimes on Strictly they have people who've danced a little bit do you know what I mean because they've got to because it would be horrific you

have never ever danced no but you haven't is this supposed to make me feel better well no I'm getting the bit that makes you feel better god well I'm getting the bit that makes

you feel better god well hurry up man are we god damn it no so but you've done so well considering that you've never danced

before because it's not easy and you've done well I just hope I can on the night so do I because I've got to sit there

it's all about you no I'm not I've got anxiety about falling over Chris I'm not being funny we've got a rep to protect babe do you know what I mean yeah funny. We've got a rep to protect, babe. Do you know what I mean?

We've got a rep now, have we? Yeah, of course, we've got a rep. Not as good dancers. We've got the coolest, hippest podcast in the whole world. Yes, we've got a rep. She said coolest and hippest. Is that not cool and hip anymore? I don't think it is.

I don't bloody know what's cool and hip. I think things have got to be sick. I think everything's got to be sick now. Fam. Fam. Everyone's got to be sick and fam. Fam. Is it fam or fam? It think things have got to be sick. I think everything's got to be sick now. Fam. Fam. Everyone's got to be sick and fam. Or fam. Is it fam or fam?

It's one of the two. Fam. I think it's fam. I think it might be fam. I think it's fam. Hashtag. Just put a hashtag. That's not cool anymore.

Oh, I don't even know. Just have a lovely time. Out loud. People who hashtag out loud, I think they've all been put down. I did earlier on. So don't even. Hashtag put.

Hashtag put loud. I think they've all been put down. I did earlier on. Hashtag put. Hashtag put down. I did. I did it just for like comedic effect though because I know that it's so uncool, fam. Ironically. That's what I meant. Oh my God. Three glasses of wine in, guys. I know.

It's all fun and games until somebody bombs in the mic. Plus, speaking of bombs in the mic, Robin's not well again. I know. What is it with toddlers, man? Stop putting shit in the mic. Plus, speaking of bombs in the mic, Robin's not well again. I know. What is it with toddlers, man? Stop putting shit in your mouth. Wash your fucking hands.

What are you doing? I know. God damn it. It's infuriating. Every five minutes. Well, he's gone back. He's started his new nursery. Obviously, he's caught all of the diseases under the sun.

But I just, I love him so much. But when he's poorly, and I know you're the same, I just I love him so much but when he's poorly and I know you're the same yeah I just don't want him anywhere near us because I just don't I hate being poorly

yeah and I know I already feel like I'm catching it you've been sleeping in the spare bed I know I know

as to not catch his coughing germs I know because I can't be just like and dancing and such and such it's Chris Femmes you can't

I am imagine you just dripping in sweat and collapsing on the dance floor. Nah. Not just that. It's when he's not well, because I called it, didn't I, the other day? He was being such a lovely, well-mannered, dead quiet, relaxed boy in the show. Not our child. And I said, I went, he's not well, him. And you were like, no, no, he's just being lovely.

And we've had a few days of, you know, drilling the manners and really being, telling him, you know, say please and thank you and not shout. And I went, I'm telling you, he's ill, man. And then last night he came into our bed like frigging Darth Vader with a bit of Lego caught in his mouth. It was so bizarre. So he came into our bedroom at like half midnight

and he was, the breathing. I just lay there terrified. He laughed about five times whether we should take him to hospital. Honestly, because he was the breathing I just lay there terrified he's just gone he laughed about five times whether we should take him to hospital honestly because he was like and I was like

I thought we thought he was putting it on and then it was just I thought he was god it was weird but yeah he's always

a lot more manageable when he's ill which I know I shouldn't really say as a plus point but he really is a lot more manageable well if I haven't

got anything on if I know I've got a quiet week and he's poorly, it's like jobs are good. Yeah. Sitting in your dramas all day, watch films, he just kips all the time, then he'll still sleep on at night time.

It's great. But if you've got stuff to do, it's not good. If I've got a show on the horizon or something on the horizon that I don't really want to do, be a private gig or something, and he's not well,

I should let him cough in my mouth. Literally, yeah? Lick the inside of his mouth? Come here, son. See if you can get a cough right to the back of daddy's throat. Oh, God. That is grim.

And guys, before we continue any further, I've got another little tiny sponsor. The sponsor is My 2020 Tour. Why are you just trying to get away from this house all the time?

When are we going to do the podcast? People need to get away from this house all the time when are we going to do the podcast people need to know I get messages all the time about you actually dilly daddling off with your other jobs leaving us

here hanging I'll do it by myself who do you mean by us you and the microphones I mean us behind this microphone that I'm speaking into

is 8 million people actually we need a bit of security in our lives. Yeah. Not you, swanning off to tell jokes on stage like a fool. Do you know what I mean? What are we going to do about this?

I've got podcast days off. I've told you this. I genuinely have podcast days off. There's two days a week minimum off for doing the podcast. Do they match with my diary? Yes. Because I've got nothing else going on. Do they match with my diary?

Yes. Because I've got nothing else going on. Hang on. I'll check your diary later. You've got Monday, podcast. Tuesday, podcast if we couldn't be arsed on Monday. And then Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday is trying on bras and knickers. In your dressing room,

trying on bras and knickers and doing insta stories about it fucking loser did you hear that everyone that was jealousy in the purest form

he's jealous he's so jealous of me trying on underwear do you ever get actually here's trying on underwear do you ever get actually here's a good question do you ever feel a bit weird that I just put pictures

of me in my bra like not sexily on Instagram like nah because people put like don't get us wrong

you're beautiful and I love you the fig leaves one the fig leaves one but there's hippos on there no I mean people put like ones on

you know trying to be sexy so in knickers and bras so if you want to put a knicker and bra one on being sexy absolutely fine i wouldn't be bothered if you did but also if you want to put knickers and bra ones on being funny even better in my opinion yeah and what the fig leaves want to be fair the fig leaves ones that you did over when we're on holiday the photos were really in the in the bathing suits and stuff on holiday they were beautiful you look fantastic oh god thank you thank you so much and and and i'm never saying that again i am never complimenting that hurt it honestly i feel a little bit i think i've done a

poo um so my tour goodness me 2022 it is march all the way through till god knows when great boom me and robin will look forward to drinking water and eating gruel at home while you're swanning off in your other job, eating pizzas, and I know what you get up to, drinking beers with Carl fucking Hutchinson. Eh?

Me and Robin, we'll struggle. We'll try our best to survive. Do you know, I was telling Karen about my tour bus that I have with Carla Day and she couldn't believe what I was saying. I was like, we've got two chairs that recline back

with a telly in the middle, with a TV, with a Nintendo Switch, with Mario Kart and then we'll drink beers. She was like, what the hell? She was like,

hang on though, then you come in and go, I'm so tired. I am tired because you know. I'm just being so busy and I'm like, oh my goodness. I'm tired because, I know this is a fact, only half your brain goes to sleep when you're coming and going i'm so tired i am tired because you know just being so busy and i'm like oh my goodness i'm tired because right i know this is a fact only half your brain goes to sleep when you're in a different bed that's why when you're in a hotel who told you

that pile of bullshit on science and also you've read it on science and also you know my track record with hotel rooms people are always fucking booting me down and coming in my room you know this that is true i kind can't bloody relax, man. I'm on tenterhooks. It's horrible. I'd rather sleep in the fucking car. But I don't have a car. I've got a massive bus

and it's class. I told you, just get a caravan. You could all sleep in there together. Oh, God. Actually, can I just say, as if, imagine our family caravan,

our family holiday was, hey, once the tour's finished, we'll all go on a family holiday in the caravan. That me and Carl and Rhys have been farting in for six months are you kidding me

it will be spotlessly clean come on everyone Robin we're going we're going to the lake district open the door

open the door loads of empty bottles fall out and cans oh sorry daddy's been on tour yeah your daddy

left yet again Robin now hey I'm joking I never say that to him no it's just his other dad says that sometimes that's fine

blokes never hear he's a disgrace shite and all wish I never bothered I'm looking for another one actually everyone currently looking for my third husband I'd like a blonde one this time ah but hey

hey I was blonde when I was a kid you're bouncy brown I want like a blonde like I want a blonde one this time. Ah, but hey, hey, I was blonde when I was a kid. You're bouncy brown. I want, I want like a blonde, like I want a blonde one now. Like him off high, what was he called? Zach from Saved by the Bell. That's what I want. High school musical fell out your mouth there,

then you pushed it back in and then said Saved by the Bell. Did I? Yeah, yeah. All right, okay. Well, Zach Efron, that guy from that, I will, God, I would have was that guy from. He's not blonde.

Well, I put a wig on. So this started with you wanted someone with a different hair colour and then it just moved to you wanted someone different and you

stick a wig on them. This is great. Unbelievable. Put the wine away. She's sozzled. It's time for What's Your Beef? What's Your Beef? What's your beef? What's your beef? babadoo bap. It's time for What's Your Beef? What's your beef? What's your beef? What's your beef?

What's your beef? What is your beef? What's your beef? Tell you what, I'll sing you in court. Okay, as always, ladies first. What is your BIF this week? Well, I hate to tell you, but I've still got loads of beefs. Wonderful. Genuinely thought they would have run out by now.

I thought this little part of the podcast would have lasted a few weeks and I thought we would have had to come up with something else. Wonderful. Genuinely thought they would have run out by now. Fantastic. I thought this little part of the podcast would have lasted a few weeks and I thought we would have had to come up with something else. Yeah. Nah. Chris, why are

we married? Let's not bother. It's shite. Right. Quality. So I've got one word for you but don't say anything

because then I'm going to carry on with my beef. Okay. But speaking of beef, what's beef in? Lasagna.

Right. Right. Right. You know what I'm talking about. Okay. Lasagna. So yesterday we were having a pre-ing lasagna right right right you know what i'm talking about okay lasagna so yesterday yeah we were having a pre-made lasagna for lunch yeah i said to you because i was busy doing stuff upstairs i was sorting out the bedrooms and i was doing a bit of charity stuff and getting rid of stuff i said to you chris you put the oven on for the lasagna, because you were in the kitchen where the oven is. You said, yeah, no bother.

You put the oven on. I came downstairs half an hour later, and I said, oh, I bet that lasagna's nearly ready. And you said, you didn't tell us to put it in. And I said, so hang on. You put the oven on, and you've just left the oven sitting bare for half an hour, because you were waiting for me to tell you to put the lasagna in. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with your brain?

Why would you not just put the lasagna in and think, you know what, she said put the oven on for the lasagna. I'm in the kitchen. I'll put the lasagna in. I stand by what I did yesterday. I stand by the kitchen. I'll put the lasagna in. I stand by what I did yesterday. No. I stand by it fully. Because you said, and you quoted, and I'll play it back to you if you want.

Stick the oven on. Play it back. You said, from this, I'll go back and I'll play it back to you now. Mid-podcast. Remix. Right? You said stick the oven on. I stuck the oven on.

Yeah, yeah. You hadn't said put the lasagna in. What? If you said. the oven on i stuck the oven on yeah yeah you hadn't said put the lasagna in what if you said you're not it if you'd said put the lasagna in i wouldn't have put it into a cold oven i'd have stuck the oven on so you could have just said stick the lasagna on and i've done both things you can't't seriously. Instead, in this scenario, you chose the sentence that didn't have an intersecting Venn diagram portion

with putting the lasagna in the oven. I could have put that in. I could have shouted, it's nearly ready. You could have went, oh, sorry, I'm busy sorting out my daft wig for another musical thing. God knows what you do up in that room. God knows. I live by in that room. God knows. I live by your fucking timetable.

Sick of it. Right, firstly, don't you ever talk about my wings like that ever again. Right? They are precious, precious. Secondly, Chris, come on, please, let's just, let's whittle it down just a little bit. Right. Surely, as a 33-year-old man, you could have, knowing that we were going to have lasagna for lunch.

Sorry, first of all, stop me there. Since I've been announced to be in Strictly a lot of places have got my age wrong and they've started saying I'm 28 so I'm going to

stick with that so stop saying I'm 33 I'm 28 again now right still 28 okay Robin's 5 by the way oh is he they keep calling him 5

so they put my age typical northeast northeast sort of you know class divide they've gone where what were these kids five what are the kids five he must be much he must be much younger than 33 then or his kid he's gonna be 25 if he was 33 they have them at nine up there didn't they they come out with you know russian dolls how do they think i am 17 christ um no come on let's let's be serious honestly I didn't do it out of laziness.

I didn't do it because I forgot. I honestly just thought she'll have a timetable of what she's doing. She'll come down and do it. What? I did. But hang on. Do you know what this is, though? This is the tip of the iceberg of a big-ass problem.

No. I hate to be sexist here, and hate to be woman man bloody blah okay but what happens to you is when you just get into a relationship and you just kind of just switch off like you lived by yourself before you met me yeah could would you have just put the oven on for half an hour until till your ma rang you and said chris put put your lasagna in now. Well, no, but I'd have been making it on my time frame. I'd have been making it on my... That makes no sense. But it wasn't on your...

You said, stick the oven on for us, so I stuck the oven on for you. That's what I did, right? I stuck the oven on for you. For me? Yeah, you said, stick the oven on for us. My oven, is it? This is going to get into a really big fight here. Listen, every time I say something like that,

you can't go mad when I say... I promise you I'm not. You always be like, oh, are you? No, no, no, no, no. Don't twist me words, right? Yeah? You kind of burn your bra, because we're getting sponsored by them.

You kind of burn them, so don't. I wouldn't do it. They're lovely. No. Yeah, you jumped up 28-year-old. I can't help it. I haven't got much life experience. yeah you jumped up 28 year old i can't help it i haven't got much life experience um i honestly thought you had all the time planned out and i thought there could have been a chance that i'd

put it in and you'd go why have you done that yes i may have been wrong to think that but that's how i thought i wasn't being lazy thinking oh bugger her she'll do it because i was absolutely i didn't know i didn't think you were thinking bugger her i i knew i know that wasn't a thing i just couldn't i was just like born idle no i was just miffed at why you hadn't done it i mean yeah i didn't do it but i thought it was because you had some kind of time frame going on you know i mean i will make sure that next time i say chris put the oven on and then in seven minutes yeah put the food in cool and then set the timer save yourself some time chris put lasagna in covers them both boom less words efficient great do you have a beef this week i feel like we've got no way but i feel like that was quite

aggressive listen my beef i just want to say it to you all listening. With you. Listen, shush. I'm talking. I'm so sorry about that. Why? Because that was a genuine... I'm not talking to you. I'm looking at you, but I'm talking. I'll shut my eyes. Right.

I'm really sorry that you had to listen to that. We didn't mean it to get as intense as that. But I was just really annoyed yesterday when you left the oven on for half an hour. So I'm sorry that you had to be a part of that. But let's carry on. It's a self-cleaning oven, so we'll probably have a little clean.

Brilliant. I'll win again. My beef with you this week, Rosie Ramsey, is you... I think you'll find it's Rosie Ephron. No.

But that's absolutely fine. You insist on letting Robin take his Lego out of this house to other people's houses you claim it'll be fine and he comes back

and there is always bitsmithing I tell you what right now mainly your mum's house because she's the same as you you're the same person she probably just

kicks it all into a corner and it doesn't bother not bother them slightest he's losing bits of it I've organised it I went to Wix listen, he probably just kicks it all into a corner and it doesn't bother, not bother the slightest. He's losing bits of it. I've organised it. I went to Wix and I bought a little toolkit thing

with all the little segments and I put all the different colours into different bits and it's mint. Suck my vagina right back in. Today, yeah, good. Your Lego organiser.

Good, glad. Can I have vaginas kicking around when there's Lego? There's work to be done. Now, not that it's just for girls, it was a sex joke, doesn't matter, it wasn't a gender Lego? There's work to be done. Now, not that it's just for girls. It was a sex joke. Doesn't matter.

It wasn't a gender thing. Now, God damn the world. Now, I made his Jurassic World Lego this morning. Yes. Yeah.

Looks great. Made it. It was great. Oh yeah, it looked great because you let him take it in your arms and it's been smashed to bits. He took it there.

There was a non-age appropriate child playing with it. That was Abel. Yes, it there. There was a non-age-appropriate child playing with it. That was Abel. Yes, our nephew. My nephew. And he came back and he went, that's the thing, he comes back and he goes,

Daddy, build this. And I opened the bag and I was like, not only were the little bits missing, there was a bit that is genuinely the size of a CD case missing because it's four plus. Which bit's that? It's the massive door that the T-Rex smashes through. It's the size of a fucking DVD case.

Well, have you rang her? Have you rang me, ma'am, and said, is it there? Oh, because that'll go down well with you and your ma'am. Have I rang her? You will be... You bastard.

If I rang her, you'd be down me throat. Bloody nut, that ringing me ma'am. I smelt that good mama tomato here. There's bigger things in the world to worry about. And she'd be the same.

But she'd do that thing where she goes, oh, it's fine. You know, Chris, you know, pa. Yeah, I understand, sonna. And the next time she's round here, I'm in the other room and I'm listening through the wall. But she'd do that thing where she goes, oh, it's fine. He know, Chris, he know. Yeah, I understand, son. And the next time she's round here, I'm in the other room

and I'm listening through the wall. And he's like, oh, no, the little tosser with his leg going, he's a wanker, and he's like, pissing on me.

Yeah, can't put a lasagna in the wakaniya, but he realises when the leg goes gone, doesn't he? We've all got, you know, bits that we love.

Priorities, we're sort of trying to save. Well done. I was busy taking a drink. Well done. So that busy taking a drink. Well done. So that's lovely. Still married? Yeah.

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let's see what you nutters have to say this week as always if you want to get in touch it is shaggedmarriedannoyed at gmail.com

send us your thoughts send us your hopes send us your dreams and we will happily weigh all over them. Hey, I'm just bringing this. No, please don't because I've got to read these. Okay. Some of them are horrific. Right, okay. Don't send thoughts and dreams. Just send questions. Just questions. Arguments. Just questions.

Any office polls you've done. All of that gear. We do genuinely love hearing from you. So many office polls. Yeah. Okay. Starting off with this one. Hi Rosie and Chris. Very important question, as we've just had a massive argument in my lecture hall. Oh.

Oh, lecture hall. Clever clogs. Oh, yeah. When you shower, do you face the wall or face outwards towards the room? In our 28-person class, 13 of them are facing the room like fucking lunatics. Someone's but here.

Please tell us we're not wrong and the only way to shower is towards the wall with your back to the room. Please let us know. And that's from the early years care and education class in AIT. Good God. I don't know who that is. Good God. That's wonderful. 13 of them face the room i face the

room what do you mean i face outwards i don't face the wall right okay so let's clarify this here so by room or wall they mean so wall meaning your face in the shower and the shower's hitting you yes yeah room meaning the other way So let's imagine your shower's angled at like a 45 degree angle. It's coming down at you from the top right. Do you face the shower or do you have your back to it? Do you have your back to it?

Yeah. That's mental. Is it? Why do you do that? That's crazy. Are you in a music video? No, but normally I put my hands on the wall. I look down and I brood about something.

Yeah, well, there you go. No, I do the opposite way. We've got a mirror outside of us. Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and think, oh, you big fat pig. Hello, Chris and Rosie. Hi. My husband and I are huge fans from across the pond. Boom.

Across the pond. We are also big fans of the Great British... I am a bit pissed. Are you a bit pissed? Possibly. It's not a game. We are also big fans of the Great British...

Fuck it, leave that in. Leave that in. We're going to edit that out. Leave that in. That's marvellous. What the hell's wrong with you? I don't know. Enunciate.

We are also big fans of the great British Bake Off. I want a proper cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot. You can do that one. I want a proper cup of coffee from a proper coffee cup. Pot. Did I do it right? Pot. I want a proper cup of coffee from a proper cup of coffee.

That's fucking gobbledygook. I want a proper cup of coffee from a proper cup of cup. That fucking gobbledygook. I want a proper cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? You can't just pick an easier one and do it. Can you boon to ball against the wall and knock it back and bust it? I don't think you can, can you? I've got four words for you. You're a shit footballer.

I've got four words for you. You're a shit footballer. Anyway, we are also big fans of the great British Bake Off. Yes. So we have a question. What the actual fuck is a pudding? Came from nowhere. I know.

I love these questions. In America, it's a bowl of kind of chocolate flavored mush I'm not a big fan to be honest but pudding week in great British bake-off always throws us for a loop is English pudding just whatever the hell you feel like it is can either of you explain we will be eternally grateful wonderful and that's from alex and tom from philadelphia wow you love hey guys what a question that is so do you want to you love a dessert you like so what is a pudding in england it's well it depends what your class and it does really i mean we say pudding as a dessert we call audding is basically an interchangeable word for dessert. It's just something that you have after your dinner that's sweet. Something sweet, yeah.

It can be anything. It can be a cake. It can be a flan. It can be... I'm not coming at your fucking dinner. A trickle tart. Flan. Dirty, horrible salt.

Could be a Florentine. It can be how you like. That's the thing, though. So it can be a sticky toffee pudding. I understand where they're coming from here. It is a bit, yeah. It's because whenever they're eating pudding in America, it is just a bowl of like brown,

I don't know what the fuck it is. It's like brown slop. It's like a mousse, isn't it? Yeah, it's like a brown mousse thing, yeah. Yeah, so you've got sticky toffee pudding. You've got treacle pudding. But then it is also, yeah. So basically, guys, it means dessert, essentially.

Well, when we went to school, you'd get your dinner and you'd get your pudding. It wouldn't be like your dinner and your dessert. You'd get, oh, lunch, sorry. Oh, wait, do I just wear the wrong people to be explaining this? We are. So anyway, you'd just get your lunch and your pudding. And your pudding was whatever was there. It could be a bowl of custard.

It could be a bowl of ice cream. It could be a bowl of custard. It could be, yeah, cheesecake. Yeah. So your pudding is a dessert. Yeah. It could be a bowl of ice cream. It could be a bowl of custard. It could be, yeah, cheesecake. Yeah. So your pudding is a dessert. Yeah. And that is it. And where are they from?

Philadelphia. Which part? North, south, east or west? Cheese? I don't know. Careful in West Philadelphia though. Why? Be careful.

In West Philadelphia, pouring a breeze in the playground was where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool and all, shooting some b-ball, I said I was cool when a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mum got scared, she said,

you move with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the licence plate was flashing, they were dicing in the mirror. If anything I could say, they said, we're just up there for getting you home to Bel-Air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the camera Your home's fairly little

Look at my kingdom, I was family there The son of my home is the Prince of Bel-Air High five Well done I would miss that Get in Miss it again Miss it again

Jesus Christ Five Five attempts at a high five Loser Best programme ever Having an argument with the missus and I want to hear what you guys think

I love these ones I love the idea we get a lot of these having an argument in my head they've stopped halfway through and they've just

got on the laptop and just whipped the laptop out I'm emailing our Rosie and Chris say what they think about this palaver

it's very good actually okay here we go I occasionally fall asleep Rosie and Chris say what they think about this palaver. It's very good, actually. Okay, here we go. I occasionally fall asleep on the sofa on a night after a bit of Xbox or some TV, but then I'll wake myself up at like 2 slash 3 a.m., and so I just doze back off on the sofa. She's kicking off because apparently we have a bed for a reason. I say we have a bed for two reasons, but she hates my logic, you dirty little perv. Who is right?

Do I need to go to bed or am I all right kicking on the couch? And there's more here. P.S. The dog sleeps at my feet on the sofa. If I stay down there or on top of the covers between me and the missus, if I go upstairs and I think that's pissing her off more because it's her dog, PPS, just give us an answer without naming me

because that's just something else for her to kick off about. She's currently on episode seven, but I'm up to date, so it'll be a nice surprise for her when she catches up. Wow. Wow. Stop falling asleep on the sofa and just go to bed who's falling asleep after Xbox

how are you doing that I've never got that I've never understood people going to fall because isn't it quite I mean I've never it's not a thing it depends what he's playing on

but you're playing like Call of Duty I'm just like I'm just nod off to this war yeah that's a bit intense isn't it I can't do that

I'll get tired playing on Xbox or Playstation but I'm like wired tired like I have to then watch something afterwards to chill myself out

well I mean he hasn't got kids has he no I mean I am so jealous yeah I'm jealous as well that's all this is

we're not angry we're not cross I kind of scoffed at him I scoffed at him earlier on while you were telling the story. And I'm a bit jealous.

He just sits on the sofa and just lies asleep. He's got no responsibilities in the world. Dog at his feet. Can just lie. Yeah. Good bloody heavens. You know, like he's in a film. Two o'clock most mornings.

What's he doing? It sounds depressed. Two o'clock most mornings. What's he doing? Some people just don't need as much sleep. You don't know what time he could be on shift. He might not need to be up until about nine, ten o'clock most mornings? What's he doing? Some people just don't need as much sleep. You don't know what time he could be on shift. He might not need to be up till about nine, ten o'clock. Oh, God, I could be sick.

What a beautiful life. You lucky bastard. Don't have children. Don't change, brother. Don't change. You enjoy that. Listen, yeah, I'm totally changing my whole thought process on this. Maybe, though, dude, if you find that you're waking up after a while,

A, you might need a more comfortable sofa. B, you're playing like really intense computer games and then falling straight asleep. That can't be good.

Maybe read a book. Listen to a note, yeah. Listen to this before you go to sleep. Yeah. I'll sing you a song if it pays. Yeah.

She'll do it if I'm afraid she trusts us. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah! Hi, Chris and Rosie. Someone today told a story about the time a taxi driver stuck his finger in her mouth when she was yawning. Weird, I know. Some of these questions.

Someone who? What are you talking about? Just someone she knows. This has nothing to do with the actual question one today told a story about a taxi driver who stuck his finger in her mouth yeah can i sorry hey if you're a taxi driver listening right sort your car out i'm sorry i have got one taxi driver who i use in the whole of the northeast and i ring him personally because i'm serious right most taxis if i got in, if I got in them, if I got in them

and the driver turned around and said, I'll sleep in here, I wouldn't be surprised. You said this before. The smell is horrendous. I'm readdressing it again. I got one the other day, man.

Oh my God. Literally, I would not be surprised if he slept in there, right, shat in there and had all his meals in there. They do.

It smelled disgusting. You're literally opening the door and getting into a carton of fart. right shat in there and had all these meals in there they do it smelled disgusting you're literally opening the door and getting into a carton of fart that's all you're doing carton of fart

think of this stuff that you carton of fart is the best band name ever by the way please welcome to the stage carton of fart

with their debut single let me out no no with their debut single, Let Me Out. No, no, with their debut single, Break the Seal. What's that called, man? What have we took away? You're just getting in to their shitbox. Court and a fart is fantastic.

I'm still buzzing about that. It's disgusting. Anyway, somebody told me a story about a taxi driver stuck the finger in the mouth when they were yawning. But I think this whole situation

could have been avoided if she had sat in the back seat as she was on her own. She went on to say that she always sits in the front seat if she is alone

in a taxi which I thought was really strange. We asked around and about jesus christ you didn't office paul don't put her it up you didn't office paul what if these people got so much time on their hands rosie they're just creating content for us i love them it's great so we asked around and about three in ten people said they sit in the front seat if they're alone which is quite frankly ridiculous in my opinion so my question is do

you sit in the back seat of the taxi if you're alone like a regular person or do you sit in the front and leave yourself exposed to the antics of the weirdo taxi drivers and that's from jake wow um i sit in the back depends on the taxi depends on the journey but yes i would know depends on the time of day yeah but i would normally go to the back. Depends on the time of day. Yeah, but I would normally go to the back. Some taxis don't have a passenger seat in the front. Do they not? No, American taxis don't. Let that train.

In New York taxis, there's nothing there. Nothing there. It's like a cupboard on the floor. Oh, so you can't... I've seen that before. You can't get in the front with them. In black cabs, you can't get in the front with them either. Do you remember that time that I got in the front once

because he ushered us into the front who the bloke do you not remember no I was going to meet you it was during the day and he was like

get in the front and he seemed dead canny and I was like alright I'll sit in the front he chewed my ear off oh god yeah all the way yeah

and not in a good not in like a nice friendly way in a you are irritating the shit out of my mate yeah oh Rosie I got him on the other day and not in a good not in like a nice friendly way in a you are irritating the shit out of my mate yeah oh Rosie I got him on the other day and this guy

he was the most miserable man on the planet like Holly's name was quite jolly like he wasn't offensive no this guy was and the swearing

I mean we swear but heaven every other word was the F word yeah oh and he was raging oh my gosh no but like every other

but he did that kind of Geordie voice like, oh, it's just a fucking, going to the fucking right and out.

Like, oh my God. So he went from, what was he talking about? He was talking about how the people in the office, it's always the people, they're always slagging off the people in the office,

aren't they? Oh, they hate the people in the office. The people in the office, they're slagging them off, right? Because they make them work. Yeah. So he's like,

no, but they sent him to the wrong address work yeah so he's like no I sent him to the wrong address or something so he's raging about that and then he started raging about how he had to get new tyres for his car

and the guy in the in the garage was busy chatting up some lass so he wouldn't put the tyres on or something ridiculous and he's like

I said yeah I'll knock you out if you didn't stop chatting her up and put the tyres on I was like well that didn't happen then he started

telling us in depth and can all men he started telling us in depth and can all men stop doing this please in depth about the accumulator bet he had on that day for the football

what's that right so the accumulator thing that people put on is they put bets on for teams to win lose or draw

have you talked about this before I've mentioned it to you before they put bets on for teams to win lose or draw and you've got to put loads so you put something like a couple of quid on

and you bet the outcome of like you know 10 matches or something and if they all get right it accumulates up and you can win off a couple of quid you can win hundreds wow fuck me

it's the most boring thing to listen to in the whole world someone telling you how their accumulator nearly came off but it didn't god fucking damn it no all you're doing here is just slagging all nearly came off, but it didn't. God fucking damn it. No, all you're doing here is just slagging all your mates off. God damn it.

It honestly, oh, you know, right, and then I needed nil-nil, and then at 90 minutes, there's a shot of that. I have heard that, actually. God damn it. Oh, Jesus. Do you remember, just talking about taxis, you used to slate me

because I waved goodbye to taxis I'm going to go with this you do little wavy davy you haven't done it for ages I forgot you did that I can't help it I always say goodbye to a taxi

you say bye then you get out then you stand there and wave them away like you've known them for years It's geek weird It's geek weird I forgot about that It was when we first met And I remember you just being like Did you wave to the taxi

I'd be like well yes Just said see you later It doesn't bother us it's very lovely But I find it weird not to Because if somebody drops you off you go bye Yeah but not a taxi You It's that, you know, you've said bye as you're getting out. Thanks, mate. Bye. You don't have to stand and wave

them off, you know. You got me number, mate? There's two rings when you get in. Your car's drunk a fart. I still love you. Dear Chris and Rosie. Hi. My wife and I recently redeemed a gift from some very good friends. We chose a stay at a hotel in Brighton.

Upon arrival, we were greeted with the menu in the photos attached. They attached some photos, sorry. Okay. I can't show you them because it's a podcast. Quick question. Hiring sex toys in a hotel, is it for you or not? Sorry, sorry sorry sorry the photos right were of a menu right of sex toys that you could hire from the hotel right in brighton right and the guy this

person is just saying higher higher higher higher so they're going back and getting reused yes so that this hotel has a communal dildo collection i think so that that's i mean it's not good is it no i mean i don't like the fact that the pillow was being used by more than one person well that upsets me you definitely wouldn't be going for a buttering i definitely ring but ring the hell's about a boat ring how would that work like a really small hula hoop that you put your full arson like a collar for your bum are you stupid like a toilet seat a butt ring a cock ring that's what I meant to say

a cock ring put this butt ring on I find it frames your ass lovely hey Barry you got the butt rings no Moira's got the butt rings Butt rings So So will I be staying there

Anytime soon Yeah no I'm cool man I'm cool for that I mean I don't like When it's a shower curtain No it's an actual curtain I'm thinking It touches your shins

I'm like oh god It's horrific Yeah I mean You know I've got nothing against sex toys But You don't want to be using

Other people's Yeah Do you know The last for've got nothing against sex toys, but you don't want to be using other people's. Yeah. Do you know, they're last for ages. They're last ages, sex toys. Yeah. So just buy one, invest a little bit. They're not that expensive. Last time I checked.

Yeah. Buttering's pretty cheap. As well. You don't need to be hiring them. Yeah, as well. I mean, what a time to decide you want to start using sex toys, just in a hotel. You go, oh, look, there's a mini bottle.

Oh, there's a sex toy menu. Do you fancy? Oh. Just look at the menu. I'm just looking at the menu here. So I'm going to get the club sandwich, a bottle of wine. A Sauvignon Blanc. Yeah, yeah.

And a couple of butt rings, please. Oh, sorry, they're not a thing. We're meant cock rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are stupid, yeah. Oh, you do butt rings. I knew they were a thing. I told you they were a thing. All right, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are stupid, yeah. Oh, you do butt rings. I knew they were a thing. I told you they were a thing. Alright, cool. Well, might as well try them out. Two butt rings

please. That's two per person. Four butt rings please. Oh, wow. What if they go on a cheek each? They must go through so much Milton. You imagine. The wipes. No, they're sterilising tablets. Oh, God, man. Do you want a sterilizing. Oh, God, man. Do you want a sterilized?

Well, my thing is, right? What's wrong with people? Well, no, but right. Right, here's another thing. Are we prudes? I don't know. No, I don't think we are prudes. But we're not into that.

Would you stop fantasizing about butt rings?'re not we're not bringing butt rings in our i'll tell you right now right can i just tell you right now what we normally have a good half an hour thought back and forward of what to call each episode this episode is going to be called butt rings and i'll tell you that right now and i'm i'm telling you now it's going to be called butt rings who's that? just my butt anyway no I don't think we're prude I think we are just not in that world I think there's two different worlds

there's kind of like the norm relationship when you're in a relationship sex you know what I mean whatever that might be but you know fun and enjoyable and then there's the other world of like like, hardcore. Yeah. If you're going to a hotel with loads of sex toys that you can hire,

that's pretty hardcore in my eyes. If you're going to a hotel, you're taking a suitcase, you're taking a bag. Take your own? Well, that's what I'm saying. Why would you want to be using somebody else's? There's no way I'm using a second-hand dildo, third-hand, fourth-hand. Oh, Jesus. Nah, not a chance.

So my mum used to say you know with money yeah she used to say imagine somebody's had that down the knickers and i wouldn't put in my mouth do you know what i mean i did hear say that to you the other day yeah no she doesn't say it anymore she used to say it but it's the same kind of thing yeah yeah i mean take your own my first thing would be right so in a world where we arrive at She used to say it, but it's the same kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean... Take your own. My first thing would be, right, so in a world where we arrive at this hotel and I open the case and I go, Oh, Rosie, I forgot the butt rings and the cock rings

and the fleshlights and the dildos and the butt plugs and all that. They're in a basket at the front door. Yeah, I know they are. Yeah, yeah. Normally, as guests arrive, we'll say, pick one. Yeah, and then we've got the hand sanitizer, KY Jelly, just as soon as you come in. But in a world where we open the case

and none of the stuff that we need's there, and you go, Chris, you're not going to believe it, this is our lucky day. I am never going to come if I haven't got my book ring. You go, Chris, you're not going to believe it, it's your lucky day. Look, there's a full menu here. I go, amazing. What's the number at the room service no concierge oh a sex toy rental there's a button there's a button on the phone i ring it my first question would be how do you

clean the stuff and the guy will be like what and i'll be like don't want me like i'm fucking weird how do you clean if if you get if you arrive in my room tomorrow and there is a dildo with a tide mark on it how are you going to prepare that for tomorrow's guests and I get the talkers through it what do you mean by tide mark do you mean like a crummy outer surface

like screm like a donkey's dick that's called scrim, you know. That's disgusting. Scrimula. Stop. I can't believe we're 32 episodes in and I've never mentioned my favourite word, scrim.

Favourite word? It is my favourite word. Favourite word is scrim. Scrim. Jesus. Anyway, no. We won't be hiring sex toys in our hotels away. We'll take our own, thanks.

And can I just say now, as a public service announcement, if you go to a hotel that has a menu to rent out sex toys that are reused, do everyone a favour, burn the hotel to the ground. They might be doing well. People might like that. No, burn it to the ground. Chris, you can't... No, we've talked about this for so long, I feel like we need to move on, but at the same time, you can't be discriminating against what people like.

Some people might go there to get off on using sex toys that other people have used. Monkey, if you like sex toys, buy your own. Buy your own. Stop it. Minging. It's just not your cup of tea.

I don't even like the fact that the cups are being used by other people. Listen, get the butterings out and just chill out. It's time for this week's celebrity question celebrity question and this week the question is from

my very good friend and fellow strictly celebrity cast member shall we call it slash this year's competition well they all are really

but I'm not looking at it like that but you know what I mean it's the wonderful and fantastically talented Catherine Tilsley. Here she is. I'm glad you're finally getting them strictly questions. Hi, guys.

Okay. You are on a very remote desert island. You are allowed five people, dead or alive, celebrity or non-celebrity, to be with you. You could be there a while. You're also allowed five objects. Good question. Oh, that's a spanker of a question, isn't it?

I feel like we've mentioned the five dead or alive before. Have we? In a previous... I don't know anymore. I don't know. Well, no, I think it's different because it can be five dead or alive people to live on this desert island with you. So essentially, you've got to start a community.

You've got to basically live in a community there okay do you want me to go first and then you can have an idea because I thought about this she sent me this a while ago and I thought about it right

so on the desert island I would have goes without saying you and Robin and me right oh that's nice

were you sorry you weren't going to have me and Robin I didn't think it was that I didn't think she said celebrities I didn't think it was that kind. She said celebrities. I didn't think it was that kind of thing. Celebrity or non-celebrity.

Oh, right. Okay, sorry. No, you're right. Robin's famous. You're not. But. I didn't think it was that kind of thing. Okay.

Right. So I would have, so me five people, I'd have you and Robin. There's two of them, right? And then I think I'll call it a day on family for that. I would have... That's grim. Who would I have?

Simon Rimmer. Wow. To cook for her. Yeah. To cook for her, right? I'd have Dr. Christian. To be the doctor. To be the doctor for her

good idea and then I'd have Professor Brian Cox because if this is a really really remote desert island at night time you'd be able to see all the stars

and it'd be able to tell you what they all are right yeah okay and the object I would have would be some Lego

for me and Robin right what just a ridiculous thing to take to a desert island but that's fine be some Lego for me and Robin, right? What? Just a ridiculous thing to take to Desert Island, but that's fine. Bits of Lego. Some Lego. Maybe like Death Star, Star Wars Death Star, something that counts as one of them. That'd be fun when you make it up once and take it all apart and do it again.

We've got loads of time. A big machete to cut stuff up with. Right, great. a big machete to cut stuff up with. Right. Right. A bath to fill with water

and have a bath in. This is... Right. You're not taking this seriously. I am, no. A big bottle of petrol and a speedboat. That's it, it's five people.

Because I'll be leaving you. Because you... I'll be leaving you and me, Dr. Christian Simon Rimmer and Robin and someone whoever the other person was

that I mentioned will be leaving you on that island with your death star right well listen I'm taking me you and Robin

just because you said me I'm taking Bear Grylls I'm taking Tom Hanks because he did well I forgot Bear Grylls yeah I forgot can I swap no I forgot Bear Grylls

no we're all there together listen I'm taking Bear Grylls I'm taking can I swap no I forgot Bear Grylls no we're all there together listen I'm taking Bear Grylls I'm taking Tom Hanks because he did well good yeah and I'm taking Nigella Lawson

wow okay so we're gonna just be all eating cakes and that yes might as well and then the five things I would take

I'd probably take my favourite lipstick yeah Wilson for Tom definitely Wilson yeah plenty of butt rings obviously Yeah. Wilson for Tom. Definitely Wilson. Yeah. Plenty of butt rings.

Obviously. Me dressing gown. Me dressing gown! And a lifetime supply of Pinot Grigio slash Noir. It's like we have just pissed all over Desert Island Discs. It's still a good question. Hey, it got we're thinking, it got we're talking. I've had fun.

Have you had fun? Honestly, I could piss myself. I'm that excited. Well, take your butt ring off first. I'm covering in piss. Bye, guys. Some people will pay money for that. Butt rings, butt rings, butt rings.

Butt rings, butt rings. Butt rings. Butt rings. Butt rings. Right. Do the proper outro, please. Thank you for listening to Butt Rings. Awful.

Guys, thank you very much for listening. That was episode 32. As always always big love thank you like rate and subscribe in all your podcast shops I'm on tour next year

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For tickets, visit tso.ca. Rock City, you're the best fans in the league, bar none. Tickets are on sale now for Fan Appreciation Night on Saturday, April 13 13th when the Toronto Rock hosts the Rochester Nighthawks at First Ontario Centre in Hamilton at 7.30pm. You can also lock in your playoff pack right now to guarantee

the same seats for every postseason game and you'll only pay as we play. Come along for the ride and punch your ticket to Rock City at