Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - Shizzy Lit Podcast - SLP 2024 Ep 81 😭 Catfish Saga Continues!

Episode Date: May 11, 2024

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WARNING! NO, I MEAN WARNING! This podcast is hosted by a podcaster that does not, I repeat, does not know what to say out his mouth feel area, and does not express the views of Shazzy Lit Podcast at all or in any way whatsoever at all, not at all or whatsoever, Nautica, Nathan, Nathaniel, nothing, you hear me, I don't even see how he got a show. Anyway, remember what I told everybody? It's totally inappropriate for anybody of any age, color, ethnic, gender, religion, state, country, town, or human being on this planet, even aliens. I warned all of yous. I'm out. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Bristle. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. You understand me. 2024 and a whole lot more in store for you to ball.

What more can you be asking for for sure? Any motherfucker will. You know my favorite subject to do when I ain't really got less. These little bitches out here be catfishing the shit out of the motherfucker. You understand me and I don't like it and I ain't going for it. It's inevitable for me to flame a bitch up that's out here not being right. Stop false advertising and presenting yourself as a bad bitch when you a sad bitch. Because I'm going to be a mad bitch.

But not a big, a mad man. And it's bad for the side. I ain't classed like that. Let me stop here. You didn't feel the pajama. Little bitches be looking good and shit with the little lace front and shit. They know how to dress and shit. They get the little motherfucking sheen jeans and shit.

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know? Keep their little toes together. Keep their little heels smooth. Bitch, guys that look big. You fuck it up if I come behind you and shit everything else look good. I look down in your little heels and keeping it real.

If you can light a motherfucking kitchen bench on your back heel, I ain't going to be able to feel what I thought I was going to feel any motherfucker way. Yeah. And that whole time, you, you to me, you know. My stories always warn you about hollering at a bitch from the back you got to swoop up walk fast power walk past the bitch on the other side crossover come back around so you can see the facial situation and shit cuz there's a lot trickery and suckery going on out of here you know feel me you will

hear yourself you'll be questioning yourself if you holler at something you ain't supposed to holler at it cuz the presentation was false if you holler at something you ain't supposed to holler at because the presentation was false if you get my drift and you understand what i'm saying i ain't playing listen to this son of a sam guy anyway in a fit man listen because if you don't listen to my advice and shit you don't speed you speed walk up behind the bitch attack the bitch on the shoulder say excuse me shorty some shit turn this turn around look like kareem I do your ball in the motherfucker face like but it's like a rib doja ball in the face man with the lace front game And the built-in baby hairs on the lace from what the fuck is gonna raise too much fuckery and catfishery going on around We hold time now you got a plan. Oh shit. I thought you my little cousin this shit

Oh time bitch like Ben Vereen in the motherfucker face like Whole time. Now you got a player. Oh, shit. I thought you was my little cousin and shit. Whole time. Bitch is like Ben Vereen in the motherfucker face. Like, motherfucker. Carmen in the face. Bitch is like Carmen. You thought it was a bad little red little light-skinned bitch and shit. Bitch turned like Carmen in the face and shit. Any motherfucker way.

Y'all know I'm always an advocate out here for this catfish. I got to let you niggas know. Stop hollering at these bitches from the back. Come in from an angle. You got to come in at a bitch from an angle so you can see something because you turn around and bitch got the 730 o'clock shadow. You going to be mad though. Ray fight main man or home girl or whatever because you came in at the wrong angle listen to old G

She's the Brooklyn. What he tell you don't do it to yourself Make sure you come in at the right angle so you can evaluate shit It if it me you know, you know my highlights that you ain't pulled the highlight even though you know you right shit You're gonna be questioning yourself for six minutes. You're gonna be questioning second to you. Just walk it off and forget about it And shit. Yeah, man. It's catfishy old situations out here getting real and real. It's 2024 and a whole lot more. Bitches got lace fronts with the built-in baby hands.

Bitches got built-in bangs and baby hands with the scrunchie game. All that type shit. Whatever you want. Hit it, feel me? And you know I gots to flame these clown ass niggas that's out here with the lace front gang. Nigga go in the barbershop ball headed this shit with nothing nigga might got a little baby young boy george jefferson a little island to have holding on try and make it through another day try to figure it

out nigga come out with dreads and shit like hold on i know i i know i've been smoking this hard, this good ass weed and shit, this motherfucking purple hard and shit, motherfucking purple, hey, this is motherfucking sour. But I know I ain't that motherfucking hard. I could've swore this nigga had a goddamn, not even a one, nigga had a number half when he walked in that bitch. Nigga come out with the Waka Flockers and shit, something, the sorcery is he walked in that bit they could come out with the waka flockers and shit

something the sorcery is going on in that motherfucker any motherfucker well you know how that shit goes a lot of motherfucking uh camouflage chameleon niggas got your children out this bitch you feel me so y'all got to keep your eyes open and watch out for the ball shit going on motherfuckers is doing motherfuckers is acting out here they winning awards and oscars and shit out here they award the oscar award winning nominees and all this type shit out here with the fakery and the fuckery and the cat fishery that's going on so y'all remember who told y'all this shit it's your boy og shizzy browser another shizzy lip motherfucking podcast 2024 there's a lot more in store i'ma highlight y'all later on i'm out yiddies