Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - Shizzy Lit Podcast - SLP 2024 EP 83 BBL EPIDEMIC 2024-05-12 18_28
Episode Date: May 12, 2024#podcast 🎧🎙 #entertainment!...
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Warning. No, I mean warning. This podcast is hosted by a podcaster that does not, I repeat,
does not know what to say out his mouth feel area, and does not express the views of Shazzy
Lit Podcast at all or in any way whatsoever at all, not at all or whatsoever, Nautica, Nathan,
Nathaniel, nothing, you hear me, I don't even see how he got a show. Anyway, remember what I told everybody? It's totally
inappropriate for anybody of any age, color, ethnic, gender, religion, state, country, town,
or human being on this planet, even aliens. I warned all of yous. I'm out.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizzy. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast.
it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle this is another Shizzy Lit Podcast
ladies
we like chicks with big butts
but y'all getting a little bit out of hand
now this shit is starting to get a little
bit out of hand
you know feel me as the years and the
technologies go on and shit
and shit grow before you know
where this shit bitches don't
even grow it you know feel me
they go and purchase the cheeks and
shit like some of them shits look good you know feel me and wish i could you know feel me and get
some of that good and shit some of that shit look crazy and the motherfucking doctor was acting lazy
and there ain't no motherfucker if and buts or motherfucking maybe's that shit look crazy some of them shit you can't even tell
and be like oh well
get it feel me and um
some bitches just got that regular
that regular jiggle
get it feel me don't nothing motherfucking
wiggle like that regular jiggle
get it feel me but nah like once a real
shit the bbl game is getting
out of motherfucking hand do you understand
what I'm saying god damn
every bitch like bitches don't even be having motherfucking cars and cribs but they done spent
seven thousand a cheat what the fuck is that going on how the fuck does that happen bitches
don't want the deal matter of fact i done heard motherfucker say, I don't know how true it is and shit. You know, feel me?
I think I was watching, it is
what it is and shit. Oh, I'm all fucking
uh, I think I was watching
it is what it is. Oh, I'm all fucking uh,
the Camron shit, the Camron
and me shit, right? And they say bitches
be getting shitted on and like,
fucking uh,
Saudi Arabia, where the Indians at
and all that type shit.
I forgot
exactly what they were saying
but you done feel me?
Not in America though.
D.I. motherfucking
India motherfucking
they go fuck with the rich Indian motherfuckers
the A-Rod motherfuckers and all
that type shit and go get shitted
and pissed off and then come back with BBLs
and Birkin bags and good teeth.
Ain't that the bullshit?
You know what I'm saying? And I heard that
from Mace. I think that was earlier today.
You know that's one of my favorite shows.
You know what I'm saying? It is what it is and shit.
You know what I mean?
Just for the BBLs and shit.
Bitches don't even want to work.
You know what I'm saying? Shout out to all the bitches I see in the gym on the ground.
Shout out to all you bitches that really not even, I don't even mean to call y'all bitches and shit.
But shout out to all the females that put in the work and get the natural body.
Not the little chicks.
And I ain't hating on the chicks, you know what I'm saying?
That don't got the natural body.
So I don't even want y'all to take it that way and shit.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Because, you know,
you still had to pay for that shit
or whatever, whatever.
But, you know,
I be more on my natural shit.
I ain't no super Hollywood,
super rich nigga
that be with all that superficial,
artificial shit.
You know what I mean?
I don't like a chick with a lot of makeup
or none of that shit on.
You know what I mean?
Look how you gonna look. You know what I mean? Get can get your head up throw the shit off get your nails done
Get your head done get your lip gloss poppin do whatever
Subtle subtle slight makeup makeup ain't really for black females and shit
You know feel me unless you like on TV acting on the Broadway or some shit black chicks
Don't really need that shit for real, you know what I mean?
Unless you got your ass whooping, you try to cover up some shit,
you know what I mean, on that type shit.
But, you know what I mean?
No, that's not necessary.
I don't really think that's for the black chicks and shit.
But, not getting off the subject though,
the BBL situation is getting a little bit too out of hand
if you ask the good old OG shizzy Bresle
these bitches is off the hizzle and shit like bitch your body don't even fit the
ass but now bitch you looking like a cartoon character in your in your
hind parts your hind parts look current they look they look comedic and shit
they look comical they I remove I snickle i smirk you know film i got a little charcoal
you know film and um and then y'all get that you should have spent that shit on the crib
or education shit because that ain't gonna last but five ten years and and you
start getting older not taking care of yourself and you got a big ass ass and a droopy ass body that don't match
you this shit i don't want it you know feel me you can't even front it i don't want it no concern no
you gots to go bitch hit the jib or something you know feel me but shout out to all the chicks
and shit shout out to the gym going chicks that's gonna sculpt they body to how they want to
for the summer and shout out to the chicks that got the bd And shout out to the chicks that got the BDLs. Shout out to the chicks
that got the little suction situation.
I don't know. It's not so sorry what it's called
and shit. Shout out to everybody.
Who is I'm the judge and shit. My little
bony black ass and shit. Who am
I to judge? All I'm going to do is
smoke bud and love. I'm
out this bitch. Y'all know who it is.
OG Shizzy motherfucking Brizzy.
Another Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024.
And I got a lot.
What more?
In store.
What more can you be asking for?
I'm out.
Yiddy.