Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - - SLP 2024 EP.64 WHAT I Woulda Said To Diddy If I Was Fab!

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

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Shout out to everybody supporting Shizzy Lit Podcast, hosted by the big homie OG Shizzy Brizle with his Ferragamo facial structure having ass, his Michael Maynard face having ass, ha ha ha ha ha laughing hard as a sumbitch, anyway we appreciate all of your gluten free, force feed, fake Gucci gang group face having ass as it is me, we going to keep turning up and getting lit. I'm out. say without out of saying this well this what the fuck this segments about she's random little clips of shit that I would have said something why I wish they would have said if I was there or some shit like that so the first one I'm gonna do is just joint or pee bitty and fab on drink champs but that niggas sell extra suspect she wore on that motherfucker. You understand me. I just couldn't grasp it. Why my man was acting like that and shit. So let's get up into this shit real quick so I can analyze and tell y'all what I would have said. You understand me?

I love this drink. I like when you like this, daddy. Daddy, I like when you scrambling and scraping for shit. I like that. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, stop right there. First of all, I don't like no grown ass man keep calling me daddy. Only my motherfucking kids can call me daddy and some bad bitches and shit. Get a feel for the pro.

Under no circumstances can a motherfucking grown ass man keep calling me daddy in front of billions of them. Period. Fuck a fella in front of people and not in front of people is unacceptable. Stop calling me motherfucking daddy, especially that many times. for the millions of a period. Fuck a fella in front of people and not in front of people. It's unacceptable. Stop calling me motherfucking daddy, especially that many times. You probably got away with it one time because you were a New York nigga and shit, but 20 times consecutive, bruh.

Fuck that. That's what I had to say to him straight off top. Like, look, bruh, stop calling me daddy, first of all, bruh. Call me brother or something. That shit is uncomfortable, bruh. You fucking divide, bruh. Will you put my bag in there? I like when you like this, daddy. Will you put my bag down? I like when you like this, daddy.

Will you put my bag down? Daddy, I like when you scrambling and scraping for shit. No, no, no. Okay, yeah, I'm not gonna go over that one. Make a wish. No, no. And another thing. Don't be putting no motherfucking birthday cake all close to my face talking about make a wish and all that shit. First of all, that's a statue and shit. Nigga, I'm not, I wish you'd get the fuck off my face with this gay shit. What the fuck is you talking about, daddy? You ready to make me smack

your ass silly. What the fuck is you talking about, brother love and all this shit? Hey, yo, what the fuck is we really doing here? This is what Fab or Nori should have said one of them motherfuckers said it preferably fab but since nori the damn host you told to shut shit like that i don't even want nothing going on like that on my motherfucking uh party cast period you understand me anyway you miss me though for real because we i'm saying it seems like a thing i'm just birthday party man man i'm talking about for your birthday Huh? Why won't you party with me for your birthday man? We party for my birthday before you came to my party

Hey fag for real yo I don't like your response your shit was too weak yo your shit wasn't like Like a nigga need just your response to be first of all your polter said some shit like this What the fuck you mean do i miss you hey yo stop playing yo you sound crazy i'd have been pausing the shit out this nigga no homo and all that shit through this whole little first second did it feel me because i'm like yo what the fuck yo do you want dude yo i know you know how you sound right now bro like what the fuck is really going on if you notice nori and all these niggas looking on his fuckboy shit, he keeps talking about It's birthday, it's your birthday, it was all fuck all that dumbass shit man

What the fuck is really going on? Now as a host, you're supposed to be niggas, you're supposed to be turning this shit into a whole nother show You're supposed to be using this shit to get it, like hold, hey, hey, hey Hey yo, if you don't say pause or something, bro, after this shit you saying, bro, we gonna have to fucking ask you some different questions than we was gonna ask you. Any motherfucking way. No, but me and you ain't never really party, you know what I'm saying? I- I-

Fuck you mean we really never party, yo? I just said we party together, miss, party with you. What you really trying to say, bro? Cause now I'm getting a little upset and all that shit with you and shit because you sounding crazy out here that's what fab should have said bro and i ain't looking your motherfucking ass in your eyes now that you said all that creepy shit the weird shit and all that crazy shit i don't even want to look you dead in your eyes i used to would have just looked you out we is on drink chat that's what we usually do before we salute and all that shit but i don't even want to look in your eyes bro what is you hey stop playing short

yo hey yeah i'm getting uncomfortable bro i understand i understand you know what i'm saying yo okay so check this out it's me tyrese Tyrese, Ray J, and F. Gary Gray. You know, I'm the type of nigga, I like variety, man. I like people that's unpredictable, you know what I'm saying? I like different personalities. So I was like, I never knew they would become what they are today. Stop and pause.

This nigga talk about them like they bitches and shit. He talk about, I like variety, I like broadf them like they bitches and shit he talk about i like variety i like bar fuckers unpredictable and shit that's how niggas talk about bitches when they got a lot of bitches and all that type shit you can't explain why they got a lot of bitches and shit or some real shit that's exactly what the fuck that sound like i don't like it hey diddy you better cut that bullshit out you understand me benoit or fad or kristin this just over that motherfucker like oh shit They can always new bidding with the Lord Get it anyway

You know That sounded like the type of night I want to have in Vegas yes, no We see it, we feel it in the air. What the fuck is you really saying? You like, nigga, what the fuck is you really saying? Get to the middle of the Lord, kiss four balls fucking fast. I see you, man. I'm walking in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. It's fabulous. The only nigga that got the name that I want. It ain't gay. Happy birthday to you.

Thank you, my brother. Oh, yeah. Let's take a shot for that. Why the fuck you taking a shot for a nigga acting all motherfucking suspect? You on your motherfucking show towards your name and shit. And you heard all this bullshit about the boy and shit. You still acting like you don't understand the story. The fuck is going on out here y'all

glad days man more than even shit my a fan this will be on his top palms in a film in the name was like I wanted to that's why I had to make this without a link on this my fucking that'd be like a day a yo yo seriously yo come here yo let me I let you off camera let me highlight you off can be only talking to you the fuck is all this

party and shit about your wife fuck did you see you have a birthday to be hooked to be a motherfucker and all this creepy shit what the fuck is really going on with you boy you know this once a nigga hit pass 100 million you make a start getting weird and shit I only need 98 minutes I don't need 100,

cause y'all niggas start turnin' and listen. I ain't sayin' you gay now. But the way you describe Ray J and them other guys, you said listen to me. Cut that shit out, Nitty Boy, if I slap fire out your ass, people will talk about, you thought I told you that we won't stop.

I told them, boy, listen, you better stop before I listen. Boy, that's a deal. Any motherfucker wins. There you have it.