Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - Starving Podcasts Foundation Ft Sally Struthers
Episode Date: November 15, 2023#New #Funny #Podcast #Reruns...
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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, this your boy OG Shizzy Brittle.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brittle.
This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast speaking to all other podcasters living that podcast life.
You feel me?
We got to show each other love out this motherfucker before we be like,
before we have little commercials to have motherfucking Sally Struthers out that motherfucker rocking forces.
She talk about, with your three listens a day, you can save a starving podcast
from going bankruptcy.
You can stop a
single, if you can stop
one podcast from
stop podcasting,
you're saving lives
and shit like that. So we gotta motherfuckers
say, hey yo, what happened? Listen, one thing
for sure, two goddamn things for sure.
Yo, what Sally Struthles rocking out for you?
That's like the last line of defense.
She trying to get 69 cents a day for your podcast.
I ain't even going to lie.
Some niggas would be happy with 69.
I'd be happy with 69.
Listen, man.
If a nigga ain't making no money off a podcast,
you'll go from 69 cents a day to podcast.
And you ain't rich, but he ain't mad about that shit.
And plus, you know, off-subject and shit.
You just got to have that hustle mentality.
Like I said, if I can make 69 cents, I can make $69.
I can make $699.
I can make $6,969.
So you got to think like that.
Anyway, but back to what I was saying.
So let's support each other, man.
Podcast life, man.
We got to support each other, man.
We can't be all in competition.
Everybody got their own little niche and all that shit.
Help each other, help each other and all that shit.
I mean, healthy competition and shit,
but that can even help each other out.
As long as there ain't no hate and malice in it.
Because you don't want Sally
Struthers out there, motherfucker, talking about
Yes, and with
your help, 73
cents a day,
you can help a struggling
podcast make
it to the next day.
You don't want to have to go through that shit. You're going to feel
a little, you're going to feel a little worthless,
bro. You know what I mean? They're going to have your podcast covered with shit. You're going to feel a little worthless, bro.
They're going to have your podcast covered with a fly on that motherfucker like it's the eye of a young Ethiopian or some shit like that.
So anyway, that's just how my brain thinks, bro.
But I'm dead ass sure about that.
You don't want Sally Straubel.
Who else be rocking out for the motherfucking job?
But Sally Straubel was always the main job.
She put her face on the commercial.
It wasn't just no dirt race.
Y'all want her riding off her? She's about
97 right now and shit.
Old shit talking about,
hey, shut up.
Y'all want help with
starving cars? Yeah, she's fucking around
God trying to ride off for us.
So, man, let's get our shit together, man.
Y'all support each other We support each other man
Come on man sponsor me
I sponsor you
Let's do what we do
Let's do something
You feel me
If you I mean a podcaster
Look at other podcasters
Just shout out a podcast
You fuck with you
You feel me
Your fans fuck with you
So they gonna fuck with what you fuck with
Nine times out of ten and shit
You feel me
Like that cross promote network and all that shit You feel me There's enough money out here for anybody You feel me You gotta know times out of ten and shit. You feel me? Like that cross-promote network and all that shit.
You feel me?
There's enough money out here for anybody.
You feel me?
You got to know how to make it and shit.
You know what I mean?
So, y'all know where y'all heard that shit from.
It's your boy OG Shizzy Brown today.
Sally, Sally Strauss.
For 88 cents a minute.
You can have three podcasts.
Make it happen, Johnson.
You're the field man.
Anyway, y'all know where you're heard it from.
It's your boy, Shizzy Brown, and this is Shizzy.
Hey, nah, I'm fucking around, but yeah, man.
That shit could happen.
Let's get this shit together, podcasters.
It's your boy, OG Shizzy Brown.
I'm out.
boy OG Shizzy, bro. I'm out.