Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - Weed W I DUI For Marijuana

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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Hey Oh, the fuck. Oh, the fuck. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yeah, it's your boy OG Shizzy Bristle. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. You understand me. Straight to the topic and shit.

Now that all the Mary Jane is getting legal all everywhere and shit. And not saying. I've never seen one of these kind of commercials or heard one of these kind of commercial people But now they extra extra stress in the DUI with the weed now it ain't all about the drinks now that they know Hey, bye Fucking with the grass to this legal and all that shit. They gonna find a way to fuck it up Y'all moving too freely around here Y'all motherfuckers moving too freely and some motherfuckers definitely can't handle they weed and shit and probably motherfucking need that shit probably is needed just for a handful of motherfuckers and shit but

it's the DUI joint they say you drive high get a DUI shit so now the weed smokers and shit got to deal with the bullshit we always used to play around and joke the lord drunk niggas I y'all can't drink and drive I can get high high. Listen, I feel, you know what I'm saying? I'm not saying I'm a doer. I don't promote nobody else to break the law, but I ain't saying I'm a doer. I've been doing this shit for 25 years. I ain't never fucked that dog.

You know what I'm saying? I mean, now I go and woo, but yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, shit is extra strong and official these days, so never know. But yeah, that's the new rule. I just wanted to put y'all down just in case y'all thought it was a game

And shit you to feel me. I remember I remember um commercials from back in the late 90s and shit with that shit you to feel me when the weed craze went crazy when everybody started blowing bread They definitely will start putting up the little DW weed DWI weed videos and shit you to me so they back in full effect with that joint I'm just letting y'all know so don't get caught up out that bitch. Keep some Vizine. Keep some motherfucking Bluntville and some Smoke Eliminator. You know what I mean? And enjoy your life. But yeah, don't be smoking that super crazy dumb shit and then try to get behind the wheel. Because even though you ain't as bad as like a drunk driver and shit, you still will do

some goofy shit being high. Behind that wheel and shit. Little reaction time. Definitely slow down by like two seconds. A little two seconds. Mop. So, yeah. I'm 50-50 with the joint.

But I've been doing that shit for so long, it ain't so heavy. You feel me? I might not say I'm going to go on and bait that joint. But I advise everybody else to bait that shit. I've been smoking like a champ. You feel me? So, my tolerance is not that motherfucking high like that. You feel me? Well, my shit is extra high. I don't know if it's every state but we shall see y'all know I keep y'all formed on that joint you the fear me Lord WTF new

shizzy lit podcast agglomeration at y'all new at 5 while recreational weed is now legal in Arizona driving with it in your system is against the law. Max Gordon shows us how police are cracking down on marijuana DUIs and what you need to know to stay above the law. A traffic stop for a marijuana-related DUI will usually begin like an alcohol-related one. But a breathalyzer for marijuana isn't commonly available for law enforcement. So you have to find a different way to detect the drugs in your system. And that's where the differences begin. Often a drug recognition expert gets called in,

and if it's determined the driver's impaired, marijuana DUI investigations in Arizona require a blood test. If you just have marijuana in your system, that's all it takes. But taking blood is a specialized skill. And the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office says it's still waiting to see if more deputies will need to be trained with the legalization of recreational weed. So new out of the chute. We don't know if we're going to need an increase in phlebotomists. The Governor's Office of Highway Safety says there are no specific statewide stats regarding marijuana-related DUIs in Arizona. But at least one lawyer here says he's seen an increase in cases ever since medical marijuana came to Arizona.

In the last five to ten years, certainly, is an uptick in clients who are calling me who have been injured in accidents with people who have used marijuana. There's simple advice for avoiding a DUI. If you've used marijuana, don't get behind the wheel. But there's still a lot that isn't known. Because of the federal laws with regards to marijuana, there hasn't been a lot of research with regards to marijuana impairment in driving. Still, with some using it for the first time, one lawyer offers this rule of thumb. Don't drive within 12 hours of consuming marijuana.

thumb. Don't drive within 12 hours of consuming marijuana. Enforcement methods for marijuana related DUI might be different than alcohol related DUI, but the penalties are the same. If found guilty, you could be facing jail time, fines and fees, and the suspension of your license. Max Gordon, Arizona's Family. Yo