SitcomD&D - *BONUS PATREON* Catch Me If You Catchphrase

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

The Buttheads (full crew) play a chaotic game creating catchphrases for made-up characters. Critics are saying “This is a true writers-room of madness.” and “Can a guy get pickle, Dum Dum?” If you want to help support the show and check out more bonus content head over to our patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hey welcome back to the patreon if this is your multiple time being here or if this is your first time here what are you doing go back listen to all the other stuff there's a lot of good stuff there's stuff way better than what this is about to be yeah whatever this is we don't know but yeah pause go back don't listen to this episode. Just kidding. Let me lure you in with a little treat. Maybe four treats? I've got four cuties right in the screen with me here.

Why don't we sound off the lead? Are you here? Cutie number one, present. Erin, are you here? Cutie number one, present. Aaron, are you here? Cutie number two, sounding off. Ben, are you here? Cutie number three, sounding... Yeah, I'm here.

And Ronald Reagan, are you here? I am not a crook. Wrong one. No, that's the wrong one. Cutie number four, reporting for duty, hoping to move up the number chain. By sabotaging Ronald Reagan, he has made it to cutie number four spot.

This is live news you are getting right in your ears right now. Hello, we are going to be playing, this is me, cutie number 15 elizabeth we are about to play a game that i'm calling catch me if you catch phrase i just made it up right now can you sing the theme song, we couldn't tell. Do it really quick. Catch me if you catchphrase.

Again, if this is your first Patreon episode, we've got tons of stuff. Please leave. Please. Go away. I liked it. I truly loved that song.

Yeah, I like these. I was shocked how instrumental I was. I expected way more lead. You were? You lead? Yeah, I kind of was. Yeah. You were missing.

Don't worry. It's a 20-minute song. There is a duet, but we had to cut that for time because we are about to play the best game ever created today. The best game that was created today or? Ever created today. Ever created ever today.

On this day, January 23rd. Yeah. No, it was the 24 sean if you're just tuning in when this is your first patreon you're about to hear our biggest fight okay so we should okay we do we should do a patreon episode where we just get into a giant fight with each other and then storm off halfway. And then they just leave it recorded. Yeah, exactly. And one by one, they come back and go, oh, shoot, I was recording. Oh, wow.

If you guys like that idea, drop your comments in the comments and we'll make that happen. Okay, so how this game is going to be played you fools is um anonymously like um when i run the patreon ben you can maybe i'm gonna put you in patreon jail that's something i'm making up um and here it is

the rules we're playing it anonymously like cards against humanity style when it's your turn you're gonna be pulling a white card but instead of a white card think of it as not a white card you're gonna be saying a description of a character you're gonna make it up you're gonna be like billy bob 55 tax man drives a camaro you can give any kind of details you want whatever you want age occupation yep you can pick the exact same one i did um but then everyone's gonna submit what they think that character's catchphrase is, and then that person gets to pick their favorite one. Huh?

What do we think? Woo-hoo! I love this. Wait, for submission, are we just saying them out loud? Yeah, how do we do this anonymously? I was like, oh, we could do a Google Doc, but then I was like,

Google Docs are so smart these days. They tell you who's typing. And so. There is anonymous mode on Google Doc. We could do that. Unless you found another solution. You guys heard it here first. We'll lead is our computer aficionado.

He knows how to turn off, disable. Let's enable that anonymous button, please. You want me to set this up? Yeah, I'm going to need you to set that up. We'll leave. I'm going to need you to find that button and click it. Oh, Ben has something to say. Ben, I'm letting you out of Patreon jail.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I accidentally clicked on it. Are you kidding me? I let you out of Patreon jail for you to say. I accidentally clicked on it. Are you kidding me? I let you out of Patreon jail for you to say that. Get back in there. Right on back, yeah. Okay, guys.

This game is going to get wild because the points are going to start getting dramatically bigger when I say they're going to. Do we know if that're going to. Do we know if that's going to start happening halfway through towards the end after a couple

questions? That's great, Erin. Great questions. Good job. You didn't answer my question. That's so funny. The way to do it is if everybody just opens an incognito window you can like how do i do that yeah how do you do that uh command shift n is the shortcut okay this is how you watch porn everybody

i'm always impressed when i say open a incognito window and people don't know how to do it. That tells me something about how you watch porn. Not everybody's watching porn on their computers, Waleed. Which, yeah, the answer is that you didn't used to watch it on your laptop in college. Yeah, Sean's been very quiet over there. So you wanted us to log on to UGIS. That's what you said, right?

Ew. I said Pornhub.UJizz. All right, guys. Are we ready to play Catch Me If You Catch Phrase? Yeah! Catch me, baby! That's right, cutie number one. He's got it.

He knows what's up. Okay, guys. I'm going to start, and then we'll just go around. Whoever won, then goes next, and we'll go around in a circle. Like, good little school kids. Okay. Your first character. Their name is...

Joe... Bing Bong. Joe Bing Bong. Joe Bing Bong. He's a car salesman and he's married to a really hot model.

He himself, probably a five. Her, a 10. We're not specifying the context of the catchphrase, right? That's for later. No, that's if you win, then you get to specify okay then you get to explain everyone should say when they're ready and then we all paste it in at the same time yeah i'm pasting mine in there all right okay i'm gonna read these off this guy's joe beam car salesman married to a hot hot model he's a five she's a ten here's catchphrase options

option number one can a guy get a pickle dum dum a guy get a pickle dum dum i think you're adding a word there this yeah can a guy get pickle oh can a guy get pickle dum-dum? Can a guy get pickle dum-dum? Option number two. Why don't you ask my hot-ass wife? Option number three. My wife's a 10, and I'm a high five puts up hand. Expecting high five puts up hand expecting high five. Why did you say it so slow?

Because my computer. I don't have to explain myself to you, Ben. Okay, you're in Patreon jail. I'm back to Patreon jail. No. Who said you could get out? No, I sent him right back in. I don't know, right back in. Alright, and our last option is

I'm really rich and my wife is a car. Please really run the gambit of being great to great. This is actually really a lot harder to pick when you're in this seat, you guys. These are all really good. I should have known. I'm playing with talented folks, you know? They're fools, but they're folks.

They're talented. You know... they're talented um uh you know i'm gonna have to say i'm gonna go with my wife's a 10 and i'm a high five a high five puts up a hand expecting a high five yes can i just say that you kept saying your wife was a model And doesn't she sound like she's a model car Oh a model of a car It sounds like she's not Of human Aaron's right

That's a really good point This one wasn't even mine but I hope it gets Entered again Can a guy get pickle dum dum Can a guy get pickle dum dum Pickle dum-dum? Great. All right, Ben.

Okay, Ben, you have to describe a situation that this catchphrase would be used in. Selling a car, first of all, it's like right there. But yeah, so it's just kind of like that's what he does when he seals the deal. Really, he shows people pictures of his wife because he's so in love with her all the time. And he does that like at church or like, you know, at the mall. He just got done seeing, I don't know, some good film like Avatar.

And he's like, he shows the picture to the teenager working at the front desk. And then he asked for a high five. And then they put both their hands on the glass. And that's really sweet. Can I ask a follow-up question? Yeah, of course. What percent of the time does the high five get reciprocated?

4% of the time. Oh, no. Yeah, he's kind of a tragic character. That's really rough. Yeah. Well, you know. That's kind of the context. Any other questions?

My last question is, can a guy get pickle dum-dum? And he can. All right, Ben, you're up. Okay. All right, so it's like Clippy, but it's not from Microsoft Word. It's actually two small dogs wearing a sheet,

and they go trick-or-treating or they solve a crime. That's what you're working with. I'm sorry, what? Do they live inside of Microsoft Word? That's a good question. Or do they live in our world? The name of it is Clippy, but it's not Clippy from Microsoft Word.

So these two dogs are combined named Clippy? Yeah, Clip and P. They either trick or treat or they solve a crime. Okay. So what's happening currently is someone is really workshopping their idea in here. We're getting to see their- And someone is typing a lot and smiling and laughing at themselves.

We need two more. All right. Here are the four catchphrases. Woof. We mean boo. We mean I not we. The read of that was absolutely unhinged. The choices you made in that.

I'm sorry, I'm not a voice actor. Either there's been a murder or we've missed breakfast. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Trick or treat, smell my ass. And then finally, God is dog backwards, dum-dum. All right, it's got to be God is dog backwards, dum-dum. Woo! Nice.

Woo, lead on the board. Thank you. Oh, lead on the board. Thank you. I'd like to describe a situation that this catchphrase would be used. Yeah. I mean, I guess it feels unnecessary concerning. I think we all know what the situation is. But of course, it's when they finally catch a criminal and the criminal is like who are you to like you know like who are you

to freaking stop me and the dog says Clippy says well got his dog backwards dumb dumb and then he rests his ass and then he puts on sunglasses in the CSI Miami yeah and he flies away oh wait no that's the entourage

theme song. Same thing. Same thing. Same thing. All right, Waleed, what is your character? Yes, my character. His name is Tony J. Tony J.

There's a J at the end. I already know it. Tony J. And he was born with a third arm that sticks out of his back that he primarily uses to wipe his little bum. He uses to wipe his little bum. He is having trouble dating right now. Okay. Because here's the thing.

He's kind of ugly. He's a little bit ugly, so he's having trouble. So he's actually on his way to get plastic surgery right now. Oh my gosh, Tony J. I know, it's kind of sad. He has low self-esteem. You called him ugly, though.

Yeah, you were the one that called him ugly. What do you want me to say? He's ugly. He's a non-attractive man. And it's not even because of his third arm. No. Can somebody let me know when there are four catchphrases in the Google?

I'll stay out of it for now. In case anybody's workshopping within the doc. Yes. I know what you're thinking. This is not based on anybody that I know. Okay. Thank you for clarifying. It's definitely not based on anybody

that I'm looking at right now. What the hell, man? This magic moment when your lips were close to mine. Okay, they're all in. Is that it? Okay, that's all I need to sing. That's good.

Next time, I'll start the song right away, right after my description. All right, Tony J's potential catchphrases are, need a hand? Don't look at me. I know I've got three, but I use this little one to wipe my bum bum dum dum. Okay.

What do you want me to say? I know I'm ugly. So sad. Can a guy get pickled dum dum? This arm helps me eat a rack of ass. A whole rack of ass. A whole rack of ass. Eat a rack of ass is all in caps.

Okay, the first one's pretty literal. What do you think they said? No, I'm ugly. Get a pickled dumb. Can a guy get a pickle dumb dumb I've heard that one before um I'm gonna go with this arm helps me eat a rack of ass I can't be stopped holy shit

you were here first Ben's got so many points just wanna go back to character two. Woof, we mean boo. We mean I, not we, I think is a better read. No. Still good?

All right. I'll do it. Woof, we mean boo. We mean I, not we. Oh, that's funny. I'd like to read for this part actually this is not your okay Sean you do the reading

woof we mean boo we mean I not we that was pretty good I thought you were gonna mess it up on purpose it was actually really good who wrote that actually shut up Ben do you want me or Sean to go or would you like to go again actually. Shut up.

Ben, do you want me or Sean to go, or would you like to go again? I would actually like someone else to go. Sean, would you like to go? No, I don't want Ben's pity. Ben gets to pick. Yeah. I'm the ruler, Ben picks. Thanks, Ben! I'd love to!

Okay, yes. Okay, Ben. I'd love to. Okay, yes. Okay, so now I am picking my character, and my character is... Xanlax, muck man of the biome hazard plane. He's 85% lightning, 100% nasty. But he's never had sex. He's waiting for the right clop-clop.

Clop-clop or clop-clop? Don't look at the don't look at the sheet and now I vamp yeah vamp can I ask a follow up question so he's 85% lightning but he is known as a

muck man like is he 15% muck or is he not muck at all well I guarantee you that Sean was not anticipating or wanting a single follow-up question to what I just created. Sean had an out-of-body experience just now. Yeah. I don't know where Sean was just now. Xanax the muck man just channeled through me.

I welcome questions like this uh did somebody change their name to xanax it wasn't xanax right away i think i think it uh uh autocorrected in it maybe i guess maybe it did okay i feel really good about mine no i need an answer to my question so you had it just right. He's 85% lightning. The other 15% is muck. And it kind of dilutes his whole being, you know, because lightning is a little ephemeral. But the muck really kind of like he looks very mucky. I hope that helped.

Great. Yeah. Super helpful. So funny that Elizabeth just said, I feel really good about mine. Everyone's going to laugh and laugh when you find out what Elizabeth wrote. Laugh and laugh. I'm really excited to see. Oh, yeah.

Hello, my baby. Hello, my darling. Hello, my good time girl. Is that the WB Frog song? Maybe. Is his name WB Frog? What if when you're vamping, you talk about more stuff that happens in the

universe of your character? Continue to give even more and more. Ooh, I think what I was doing is easier. Such little butt heads today. So, Mr. Muckman, in his universe, which is, he comes from the biome hazard plane.

It's a pretty dangerous. If you were just a regular human trying to walk around there, yeah, you'd be toast. You'd last zero and a half seconds. And that's not a place you'd want to visit, let's just say. But the flights are cheap and the drinks are free. So it does have a burgeoning kind of like tourist vibe right now. Yeah. Okay, there are four in there.

Just so you know. All right. I could have gone on for hours about that. I guess I will stop there. And I'm going to start reading the Muck Man's catchphrases. Here's catchphrase number one. I get real lonely sometimes. Here's catchphrase number two.

Zing, zang, zong. Will someone touch my dong? I get real lonely sometimes. I feel like number one follows number two. I come in peace. Take me to your hot ass wife. Hee hee. And then you got to say the first one again after all of them.

I get real lonely sometimes. Sorry, it's Anlax, the Muckman. We're going to need a clean audio of you saying that. Yeah, and then you got to say the first one after that one. You're right, you're right, you're right. Sorry, it's Zanlax, the Muckman, not Fuckman. I get really lonely sometimes. Okay, so now I have to award a winner, but it's very hard because these are amazing.

I mean, the first one is really, you know, tied the whole thing. It's already become a catchphrase within this. I know, it's kind of incredible. I think for that reason, with that rationale, I got to give it to number one. I get real lonely sometimes. Woo!

Woo! Nicely done, Erin. I sort of... The keeper is on the board. If you rewind that audio, I manipulated that win into happening. I insisted he read it. We were all listening.

Yeah, you did. Again and again and again. Did you know that she's a mastermind? Wait, what's that from? And now we're hers. Okay, so my character's name is Chester Sephora. Oh my God.

I already know what I'm going to do with this one. Is it possible to be attracted to somebody just right away? Just wait till I'm done describing.

Is this based on a name? It's an old man who lives on a hill. Yeah. And everyone, all the kids in the neighborhood dare each other to ding-dong ditch his house, but everyone's too scared to do it. He's very mean and grumpy. But everyone's pretty sure there's a magical portal

somewhere in his house where he maybe used to be king there for a while, wherever the magical world is. And he loves Christmas. And he hates squirrels. And he has no friends so obviously uh while you guys are writing this this guy probably used to have the love of his life with him um something horrible happened into the mad in the magical world that he got sucked into for a while,

and he just hasn't been the same since. He's not probably an inherently creepy guy, but the circumstance and his house being in ruin and sort of cast in shadow is certainly not helping him. His social security number is 002- no one's written any four five eighty nine eighty nine um people really only see him uh in the middle of the night when he's just shuffling through town around christmas time trying to see people's christmas decorations because he's super interested in that um people also hear him screaming at squirrels uh

yeah yeah kids can hear that all the way down the block they're pretty freaked out by it no one trick or treats at his house because it's way too scary um he's like paid his taxes and stuff like he's like a good citizen but it's just like not that that makes you a good or bad citizen. I'm just saying that he's like, not totally removed from society. He's still folded into it in some ways. You're not going to like see him at the grocery store, but he's like, he gets mail sometimes, you know? Anyways, what is that frog from the wb

damn i have three yeah can i do all of them? Sure. No, why not? Why the hell not? I just want to hear Erin read these. I know. She's such a good cold reader. Oh, Elizabeth, you don't mean that.

You think I am? That's so nice. I think you are. You don't mean it. I mean, you read that other one, Slammy Jammy Perfect Mammy. The one I wrote? Yeah.

Let me know when all of them are up. All right. They are. Okay. Yep, there are six of them. Okay. Here we go. Ding dong ditch.

More like King Kong, bitch. Or King Kong, bitch. King Bong. Anyone? Anyone. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Oh, yeah. No one's there.

Get the hell off my lawn and into my portal. Wait. Yo, I am blackout on mushrooms, skin and cones. I see sound. What? Come on. I can't even read that one. You want to buy my Buick LeSabre?

LeSabre? LeSabre? How do you say that? Buick LeSabre? This dunk can coffee tastes so fresh, like a tropical land and bitter. I'm fucking crying. Boy, spelling Dunkin' with an A at the end is absolutely unhinged.

What? This Dunk can coffee tastes so fresh, like a tropical land and bitter. Man, these are all perfect. I think, oh fuck, I actually have to go with, this Dunkin' coffee tastes so fresh. It does! It's so bad, but it works. Holy hell, Ben is just taking it.

I did do three. I did do three. The mushroom one almost won. Was that also yours, Ben? I also did that one, yeah. Wow, you couldn't lose. Oh, I was laughing at myself. I could barely contain it.

Back around to Elizabeth, maybe? Bless you. Yeah. Elizabeth, do you want to go? I sure do want to go. I pick you. All right. Character number Bless you. Bless thee. Character number... Bless you. Bless thee. Character number, what are we on, six?

Oh, he's going to sneeze again. Oh, my God. Stop. I sneeze in threes. Incredible. All right. Sneeze in three doesn't come out until February 14th. Hey.

You heard it here, folks. We're releasing that news now. Hi, I'm Elizabeth, and I'm doing character number six. This character's name is Perfume Pharrell, and it's a tiny fairy who has, that stabs people. And she works freelance jobs to kill people.

What? An assassin. She also loves cigarettes, Marlboro Reds, and her drink of choice is a handle of vodka. Great. Now you got a vamp.

Okay. So she is actually part of the CSI franchise. She, you just don't, they couldn't release any of the the tapes any of the show because it was actually really a lot of profanity

and they couldn't tell if it was for like a kids show or for adults and really couldn't figure out because the fairy was like hot she has huge boobs by the way um but uh you know i was like okay so like what's going on here so they had to cancel the whole series can it and i can't believe yeah i know and who you want to know who played the fairy who

ellen degenerate no yeah what i think they i think they were like oh shit we really like messed up casting this what year did this come out 82 82 yeah 80s the 80s were wild oh wow yeah and the fairy was very, very perfume Pharrell, fucker of the night. Yeah. And yeah, it went straight to the can. They filmed maybe 72 episodes. Whoa, that's a lot of episodes.

Yeah, they had to throw away every single episode. No. Is there any way to still watch it? Yeah, it's actually if you unlock another part of YouTube. You can find it. I hear it's on the dark web of YouTube. Cool. Yeah.

Ellen DeGeneres said it made her look too nice, and so she hated it. The role herself. And the fairy drives a car. She drives a red Chevrolet Ford Bronco Cadillac engine. She likes to go to the beach on her day off and throw rocks into the ocean

and scream who are my parents because she doesn't know who her parents are. Are people close? There is only one in there right now. Ben say I forgot. I forgot.

He's listening to me vamp. It's magical. Here we go. What? My crevice. Okay. My crevice is itching. My crevice is itching.

My crevice is itching. Must be all the Dunkin' coffee. It tastes as fresh as the nation of Guatemala where its coffee beans are grown. Holy shit. Okay. That word is Dunkin', right? Am I going nuts? Dunkin'.

Yeah, that's how you spell duncan duncan but not not not like duncan donuts like duncan donuts i see okay oh you're thinking of tim duncan's famous coffee yeah you're not crazy dude yeah i guess i guess it is tim duncan now that i think about it that's how they always say it. All right, option number two. Freelance is really great until you gotta figure out your taxes. Speaking from experience, somebody. Who are my parents?

That's a good one. Accurate. Okay, this one might be my favorite. Stabby Wabby. Whoa, this Marlboro Red is smooth as shit. It's fairy. Nice to meet you. And even nicer to kill you.

Whoa, this Marlboro red is smooth as shit i like stabby wabby whoa this marble red is smooth as shit thank you so much elizabeth yeah you're welcome yeah stabby wabby stabby wabby um are we still doing the context thing did we have we done that yeah yeah she always says that she says that after she um after she stabs her victim or whatever the crime the culprits she always pulls out her marble reds and then takes one long ass drag well right before she kills them she likes to put her foot on their neck. And then she takes out her cigarette. And she takes one long drag. And then she says, stabby wabby. Whoa, this Marlboro Red is smooth as shit. And then she stabs them.

She's always so surprised at how smooth a Marlboro Red is. Whoa. Oh, wow. This is smooth as shit. okay am i is my turn all right um we got ourselves uh bonnie mcclately uh she is three years old uh but she is stuck in the body of a 55-year-old business lady who works on Wall Street. She walks to work and her parents have been looking for her for about three months now and she knows that they're looking for her. And that's Bonnie McLately.

I love it so bonnie mcclately the way that she got turned into this 55 year old woman is exactly as you would expect uh a frog kissed her on the mouth and uh unfortunately right the frog had already previously kissed the 55 year old woman so obviously they switched places and so now yeah that's right there is a 55 year old woman so obviously they switched places and so now yeah that's right there is a 55 year old woman that we won't even talk about but she is in a three-year-old kid that we won't even talk about trying to she's trying to get her life back obviously uh unfortunately the frog died immediately uh got struck by lightning uh then run over by a car uh so there's no way of doing that so they're either gonna have to go find a wizard find uh maybe the old man that lives on the hill his

magic portal might help uh but you know what honestly bonnie mclately the three-year-old that's sucking the old older woman's body she's actually pretty happy right now that's why she's avoiding her parents you know she's seeing somebody. She just started seeing somebody lately. That's not good. It worked in big. We were all okay with it when it was in big. Were we?

I mean, it's just a couple years younger. And, you know, she's finally happy for the first time in her three-year life. She wasn't really happy before. She was, like, doing a lot of crying. She used to shit her pants for, like, almost half her life, maybe even more. She was, like, pooping her own pants, which is, you know, kind of gross. But now she's, like, an adult lady. She has, like, a condo.

She has, like, a loft. And it has a view of central park which is beautiful and she loves it i love this is like a little writer's room all right all right for you funny you funny people we're done okay we're done everybody's submitting like six of them now. Gotta opt the chances. All right, Body McLately. No, you shit my pants. Okay, what?

I guess the emphasis is on my, sorry. No, you shit my pants. Both good, both good. Both good. I'm Goo Goo and Gaga for Goo Goo dolls and lady goo goo dolls and hey tim duncan ain't bad either slaboosh lengthy catchphrase but i don't mind it i want my chunky monkey ice cream. Oh, my freaking back.

Yes. That's so good. That's a good one. I'm a grown ass baby woman, baby. Okay, these ones are good. Have any gray poupon? I'm not weird. Period.

That's a great catchphrase. Spank my little tush for being so bad oh no that's a three-year-old interesting yeah okay uh i'm gonna tell you right now it's it's between i want my chunky monkey ice cream oh my freaking back because it kind of like sums up right because she's like a kid that wants her chunky monkey ice cream but oh my freaking back because she's like an older woman um and then of course i'm not weird strong and i'm not weird really works because there's like it's just there's three words there's a period at the end there's no capitals it's succinct and and I'm going to pick it. I'm picking I'm Not Weird. Yes! I'm on the board.

Bullshit. This is bullshit. Bullshit. I want Chunky Monkey. All right, Sean. Yes. Pick your character. Character number eight.

This is Scrimpo, the bean boy. He actually- What exist until someone dropped a special science material into a bean vat. There was a scientist visiting a bean factory so unhelpful science material you're saying a bean vat yeah yeah um oh so he's a superhero yeah yeah so it was he was created when yeah uh scientist was visiting a bean factory. He dropped in some science material into a bean vat. And then Scrimpo the bean boy was exploded out. But he's just a boy. He's not a man because he's so young.

But he is aging rapidly. So each episode or each day of his life, he ages from 0 to 100 and dies, but is born again the next morning. Holy cow. He's kind of like a never-ending cycle of life. Yeah, yeah. But he's pretty happy about it because he's doing the best he can. Seems totally unrelated to beans.

Now that's where you'd be right, for the most i ask can i ask a follow-up question sure was the aging condition uh there before the whole bean incident or is that new because of the beans can you clarify like was he aging rapidly previous to the science material in the vat of beans oh maybe I maybe I wasn't clear about oh that's right he didn't even exist he didn't even exist I forgot okay he's pure bean

boy oh I don't know if that's I'm not looking maybe that's a catchphrase already but yeah he gets into some pretty nasty fights um with like the sons of anarchy and stuff there's like some crossovers um he fights mostly like real humans because he's also i don't know if i've made this clear he's he's just one being he's just one bean He's not like a collection of beans.

He's Scrimpo the Bean Boy. He's a single bean. There are so many catchphrases. They're coming in like hotcakes, Sean. You better get in here. Give us 40 more minutes. I'm feeling inspired. Please, please.

Wow, Scrimpo the Bean Boy. Scrimpo the Bean Boy. Okay, his catchphrase number one is, Slammo! Oh no, my beans! Kind of a Jennifer voice I feel like is good for Scrimpo. Yeah. I've never been happier. happened to jennifer i get real lonely sometimes

oh bean boy can a guy get pickle dum dum i'll be dead tonight don't bother to mourn me. I just bought Clue on DVD. No spoilers. To Bean or not to Bean. Why do I exist? For not to bean. Why do I exist?

Bean me up, Scotty. For not existing before, this is tits. I don't wipe after poo-poo because I will be dead tonight. New beans, old beans. What's the diff, dum-dum? If I take one more step, it'll be the furthest away from home I've ever been. I want to take a Myers-Briggs test to find out stuff about me. That's their catchphrase.

That is the funniest. Okay, that last one's got to win. No, God. If I'm strictly just going off of what surprised me the most and made me laugh. Well, you got to. Okay. It's between I don't wipe after poopoo because I will be dead tonight, and I want to take a Myers-Briggs test to find out stuff about me. If it was either, it's me.

You're great, man. Actually, I'd like to know what everyone wrote because these are incredible. And this will be our last one, timing-wise, anyways. Who did Slammo? Oh, no, my beans. Me. Great. Yeah.

Incredible. You say Slammo a lot. I was. I've never been happier. And I get real lonely sometimes. And can I get a pickle dum-dum? Wow. But those are group ones that I just wanted to throw into the mix. Yeah, say i did i did can a guy get pickled dum-dum the very first time

that was yeah that was okay we'll eat original original so that was not me ever but i just am throwing it into the mix to pay homage to it yeah great um it's never won to be fair i did i'll be dead tonight don't bother to mourn me and just sort of like existential yeah kind of more or less was kind of like putting me on the on the boat to get me to the to the one the next ones that i would do you know i really really owe it all to that one i also did i just bought clue on dbd that one i think the first time through made me laugh the hardest i did to bean or not to bean why do i exist and your reading of that was incredible perfect

i did beat me up scotty and then new beans old beans what's the diff and the rest were ben i assume oh. Oh, no, I did. Oh, go ahead. I wrote, for not existing before this, this is tits. And I kind of want to change that to just, this is tits. After reading it. This is tits is good. Yeah. I did it.

If I take one more step, it will be the furthest away from home I've ever been. Because I wanted to buy your love with a Lord of the Rings reference it worked well not really I did I don't wipe after poo-poo because I will be dead tonight I think uh thank you you know what this catch me if you can catchphrase game really exposed a lot here for us. And I think we got to give it up to our man in Patreon jail, Ben Briggs, for being the ultimate catchphrase. The ultimate catchphrase king goes to Ben tonight. And now we got to do a whole Patreon episode

that follows Scrimpo the bean boy our new favorite character we should throw scrimpo into one of our main feed episodes oh my god he's a bean all right guys good night good morning until then can a guy get pickled dum-dum yeah scaboosh