SitcomD&D - Grace and Sean's Season 5 Blooper Reel

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

Our beloved editors, Sean Meagher and Grace Harper, put together one last blooper reel of their favorite cut moments from Season 5!Starring: Erin Keif, Waleed Mansour, Elizabeth Andrews, Sean Coyle, and Ben Briggs.Theme Song by Arne ParrottArtwork by Waleed MansourEdited by Grace HarperSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Click, click, click. When you need shit. Fuck. Yes! Hold on. I got it. Okay.

One second. My back's not feeling great, so I'm going to go grab a chair and sit down. No worries. He's so old. He's so old. I met him when he was 22, and now he needs a chair? Chairing's got a fucking baby. Yeah. No worries. He's so old. He's so old. I met him when he was 22 and now he needs a chair.

Chair and he's got a freaking chair. Oh my God, the hell happened to him? Everyone be cool when he gets back. We can't feel bad about it. Okay. Hopefully he didn't hurt himself getting the chair. Got him. He's not going to hear this to the freaking blooper reel.

He's going to have to wait that long. He has no idea. I think with that we're probably ready to rock and roll I would guess. Yeah I feel safe to rock. And I feel safe to roll. I'm also safe to roll. I haven't stretched for either. Well good luck bitch.

See you out there. Thanks bitch, see you out there. See you out there is the funniest thing to say before you become ridiculous sitcom D&D characters. Whoa. See ya out there. While we sit in our chairs. All of our eyes float to the back of our heads.

We're just possessed. And you see a pen start scribbling on paper and taking down the words that are being said. What's up? That's me reacting as Chip. Oh, that's good acting. That's good acting. That was incredible.

Molly and I talked about a voice. It's a Minnesota. Minnesota? Okay. Well, here we go. There it is. It's kind of like Curb It The Frog. That's a lot like Curb It The Frog.

We figured you out, you midwesterns. And Stacey Fux has a condom that she got in the eighth grade. OK. That's a Grease reference. Yeah, I know. Oh, OK. OK. Elizabeth did not get it.

Let me give something else. Having eighth grade and condom in the same sentence feels pretty dicey. I mean, that's Greece's fault, though. I guess that's Greece's fault. I guess that's Greece's fault. Yeah, the only thing in Greece that hasn't aged well. We're going to be picking up in Bottoms Up with the Bug Gang

on a slow Sunday morning. And actually, with this downtime. It's just the bugs, Sean. The Bug Gang. Bottoms Up Gang Gang. Yeah, that's like saying ATM machine. Come on. I am struggling. Because I want to say the bugs, Sean. The bug gang? That's Bottoms Up Gang Gang. Yeah, that's like saying ATM machine. Come on.

I am struggling. I want to say the bugs. But then it's Bottoms Up Gang plural. It's not your choice to make, my man. Sorry. Sorry. The people have spoken. I don't think it's locked in until there's merch.

I think there's still time to change it to whatever we want. What do you think, Chase? I could not care less. Thank you. Thank you. You'll fit right in. That's on my size. No, I don't know.

Apathy feels more like an errand thing. I'm shocked that you actually go to the bank and just keep your money in some sort of sandwich sack. Beams Bank is a sperm bank. It's a sperm bank. I see. I see. Where he gives his sperm away or where he collects all his sperm?

Both, and he keeps his money there. He's got a deal with them. Sick dog woman gets it. Screw it. If people aren't going to eat here because I'm a rat, then we don't want them here anyway. And I guess we have to fire you. What? No, listen.

Listen, listen, listen. Jennifer, you're fired. Just because I'm a rat doesn't mean my food is bad. Jennifer, Jennifer, you, listen. Just because I'm around doesn't mean my food is bad. Jennifer, Jennifer, you're fired. Guys, my food is bad because I've had no formal training and I don't really like cooking. Okay, I'm fired. Cool, I can do other shit. What am I gonna get into? I don't know.

I have the wrong character sheet up. Give me a second. Erin, Erin, Aaron, which character sheet could you have had up, yours? Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. What is happening with you guys? We're having fun. Hey, Sean, we're having a blast.

Sean, this is what having fun is, all right? I don't like it. It's for my character for this upcoming season of Rotating Heroes. Check it out, Headgum. Headgum podcast, Rotating Heroes. Nice little plug. Cut it. Plug in in the middle of the episode. We're gonna have to charge you for that.

What? I look like Rum Tum Tugger? That's the hottest cat from Cats. You should count your stars. To be fair, yeah, that's the horniest cat. Jason Derulo. See, you're familiar. No. I was just saying that. No, I Was just saying that No, I was just saying we're Jason I made my day we'll eat scene cats beef

What did you name it sleepy sunrise? Yeah, I just called you beef in real life And I responded yeah, can you guys be the acapella group? Oh, I met like at the audition. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha So my hat's off to Sean, because I like it. Yeah, it's gorgeous out here. Two things in one episode? Blimp and a clam? Let's go. I'm a blimp and a clam. I'm having a great time.

You froze hard. Can anyone hear me? Yeah. Can you hear us? Help me, help. Can you hear us right now? Elizabeth, can you hear us? Yeah, we can hear you.

Yep. Hello? Read the chat. Can you hear us? Yes, yes, yes. Can you, yes? Wait, yes? What is yes, you you hear us? Yes, yes, yes. Can you hear us? Wait, yes? What is yes, you can hear us?

We can hear you. Are you joking? Listen, can you hear us, yes or no? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. What? What just happened?

What just happened? We're screaming, can you hear us, actually? The answer is yes, and you're not responding. Ha ha ha! My God. Beef's soul belongs to me now. Aaron. Aaron.

What? Who's Aaron, Jennifer? I've already forgiven you, Chip. Oh. That was Beef driving away on his motorcycle. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. He's still there. He's still there. Abe said, book for the first time today.

No. What? Because he was telling you to get out there and audition? He's like, book, baby, book. Book, book, book. Can you hear Mara in the background? Yeah, I did hear that. She's singing.

Sort of. She really doesn't like the texture of meatballs right now. So. She's been there. Yeah, I got to admit, I know a lot of faithful people that lie all the time, though. Really? But are they as resentful as Roy?

Sean, do you want to just set it up as Sean? Sure. Makes sense. I think that could be funny, though. No, I would try it one more time as Jennifer. It's me, Moo. I lived with Seb's family for three years. It's me, Moo! You got milked as a kid.

I got milked as a kid, my good man. You remember. I will never forget that. No, it wasn't. That made the episode. Oh! It did? Oops.

It sure did. It sure did. It sure did. It should have! We haven't done that before. That sounds fun. It sure did. It sure did. It should have. We haven't done that before. That sounds fun. Yeah, we've disguised ourselves.

We've walked in just straight up, raw style, but we've never done... But honey, we have not shrunk ourselves. Let's go. Sean, send the lead $10. That's the deal. You owe us from that blog earlier. You've Venmo'ed him. You send it.

Just skip the middle man. Somebody needs to Venmo me though. Oh boy. What am I doing? Nothing like the first D and D role to just wipe the entire momentum of an episode. Did I actually guess the number one answer? Yeah you did. I would have actually celebrated even more if I thought. Now I see what this is.

I feel freaking about that. Mayer Maynard, spelled M-A-Y-N-O-T, P-K-A Mayer Maynard. I got another pitch for you. Mayer-nays. Yes. I thought about that. You thought about that. I thought it sucked.

Damn. I thought it that. You thought about that? I thought it sucked. Damn! This makes me think of that scene in Alien when at the very end, no not Alien, Spaceballs. At the very end when that thing comes out and dances. They're so different. You know what I'm talking about, right? A peek inside Elizabeth's brain. No, no, no.

Spaceballs. I want to say that my moon rat idea was actually awesome. It was. And if you agree with me, message Sean. I want you blowing up his inbox all day. I don't think green and tan mix very well. What color do orange and green mean? Orange and green. Brown. Okay.

Charles is just rubbing tanning oil. Hey, what's wrong with being brown? Literally nothing. There's literally nothing. To your surprise, there are a bunch of people hanging out at Bottoms Up, drinking. What the hell does that mean to our surprise? You don't tell me when I'm surprised if there's people in my bar. Oh my god, dude. What is this? You two are going to fist fight after this episode. I feel it.

Tell me when I'm surprised that there's people patronizing our bar. Do you guys need to go have a good cry together? What's happening? Or a good kiss? Yeah, and then a big boulder falls out of the sky and It's coming right for two. Give me a dexterity check. Let me think about time for a second. Dang that's a deep sentence. Yes I just took a rip of a bong and I just want to think about time. Yeah everyone shut up. I gotta say Sean this is a horrible Rick Moranis impression. I gotta say Sean, this is a horrible Rick Moranis impression. Who?

It's awful. You're pretty good at impressions. This one's bad. Come on, come on. Let's give him a couple of more words. Elizabeth, this is horrible. Prove it. Have you talked to him lately?

Prove it, Wade. Nobody has. What's his name? Jergen. Jergen. Like the lotion? No. Jergen. Like the lotion? No. Singular.

When we're watching Chip's character attune to the helmet, is it, what's it look like? You shouldn't be watching beef because me and Chels are actively having sex. God! Damn it. Actively. Until we tell you we're not, we are.

Could be a couple episodes from now. It's like when I walked in on my sister having sex it took me like is this beef? yeah beef saying this or Elizabeth? this is Elizabeth oh my god you did Elizabeth what? oh my god which sister which sister? it was my middle sister and that's better I feel like don't they listen to this? yeah hey girl and I walked in and I was like, hey, mom wants to know when we're gonna be and then I just stood there cuz my brain was processing. I was like, huh, she's on top of me. No, no, no, you, you, you lingered. Did they know? Yes, they both turned and saw me. How long did you say? I felt like 20 seconds

That means it was probably four minutes for you. I Forgot until you guys were having rat sex. It's our fault So who do you want to play now then Their name is Michael St. Michael. I knew it. That is exactly correct. Damn, and then she pounded her polar seltzer after she said that. Yeah, Talis is a polar girl. You're wondering what seltzer she drinks.

I'm going to do my best track impression, but I would like it chipmunked up in the edit. No. Do it yourself. No. Do an impression, chipmunk it up. That'll do, Donkey! Thousands of dollars of improv classes. Come on, make Sharna help burn proud.

Yeah, do it for Sharna. This is for Sharna. This is for Shaina. What can we do for ya? What can we do for ya? Yes. Yes, yes. Thank you, is that so hard?

My god. Wow. And the gang stands on the roof, staring off, looking up into the sun. Nope, into the stars. I think that's a great ending. And it will do six minutes of sex audio. Yeah.

Hardcore porn audio. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Hey, all you kitchen rats out there.

This is Sean Maher and that's... Grace Harper. And we are the editors of the show that you have been listening to. And we just kind of wanted to come on here and do our own little special reflections episode because we also are going to miss it and so we kind of just wanted to take this time to relay what the show meant to us since we know it meant so much to all of y'all and maybe just chat a little bit about the editing side of everything.

Yeah, people love hearing from below the line people. Yeah, exactly. People love in the Oscars when like the editors make a speech. Right! Everyone wants this. Exactly! But so, Grace, I entered the show like midway through season one. Same. I think my first episode was my Superfire 16. What was your first episode and when did you like enter in?

I got the email asking if I would like to join the show as an editor as I left the Batman. When I came out the cinema, I had an email asking me to be on the show. So just to locate it in time. It was halfway through season one. My first episode was Anthony, Anthony, our insurance guy with Anthony Birch, which was wild. I have to say, the fact that you did manage to get all of the Anthony Birch guest star episodes, oh, oh, I want one of those, please. But good on you.

We both had good guests. Well, okay. I want to say how I got onto the show because I think it's kind of a fun story. Please. I moved out to Los Angeles at around the same time, Erin had moved out to Los Angeles. And I was a big fan of Hey Riddle Riddle, her other podcast. And so I started going to a bunch of shows that Erin and Sean and Waleed were all in called WebBus, that was their podcast. And so I started going to a bunch of shows that Aaron and Sean and we'll lead were all in called web bus that was their group and got to chatting after the show. Eventually, it just kind of became a face that people knew. And Sean mentioned

that he was editing this podcast and was looking for an editor. And me having not edited an episode of a podcast ever was like, I can be your editor. I can edit this podcast. How hard could it be, I thought to myself. I mean, I went to school for film and I had edited a very bad podcast that my friend and I had. But luckily Casey Tony, who edits Hey Riddle Riddle,

had a bunch of videos that he had made for Sean. And so I just watched those and learned everything through him. So he's kind of my mentor in that way. I don't know if he knows that but he is and that's kind of how I popped on. So again, lie on your resume folks. It really could change the world. Conversely, I got a degree in audio engineering and here we are at the same point. Yeah, but you know a lot more than I do. I will say when I started listening to Grace's episode, I was like, damn, I gotta step this shit up. I like I really had to step it up. Your sound

design was was on another level. What's crazy is that originally in season one, Sean Coyle made a sheet with sort of general notes about like structuring everything and the sound design and everything was basically nothing it was just like music during transitions like I was doing nothing and then season two was when the flashbacks happen and they were specifically like go big with it yeah and then I never went small again that was that I remember I think Jennifer's 11 towards the end of season one which which was the casino episode. That to me was the first episode. I went like really buck wild with it and like tried my hardest,

which at the time was still not as good as I think I got to be later on, but it was the first one where I was really experimenting with cooler sound design. A question for you, do you have an episode that you feel like you're proudest of and like how it all came together? There's a few.

The season three finale, I think I nailed that one, but also Billy Bunker, but also beef simple trip, all the infiltrations, but beefs infiltration. No, Purple Perry petals. Oh, man. Masterpiece. What about you? My favorite to edit, I think was Beef's Breaking Beef. Yeah.

Which was also one where I feel like I kind of made a little bit of a jump in terms of the quality of my work. And there was just so much and it was really cool to do a very significant tone change, editing it as if it was a high prestige drama. And so I definitely added a lot more sound effects in there to try and get it a little bit, to be more immersive and everything. Yeah. Um, vice Canyon. Oh man.

Vice Canyon. I had an easy job with that one because it was one of the funniest experience, like one of the funniest listening experiences. Gay listening to Gabriel's make joke after joke a mile a minute was just so cool. It was awesome. There's some of my favorite episodes to think about as well where you're just like dying with laughter during the editing. The Jake and Amir one comes to mind. That one was fantastic.

The body switch episode is like nothing I've ever heard before. But the original one was the puppet king part one, season one, the potato song has stayed with me. Ah, I'm going to miss this show. We all will. I'm sure everyone listening to will as well. What was your favorite season? Uh, I mean, I think everyone really started to hit their stride season three. Yeah. So I would agree that like that was a very special one. And the cast knows it

too, you know, and I think that we were all just very in sync. Season one was definitely I was exploring things. So I think we all needed like a season to kind of figure out editing style and how this all works and stuff. And I think we were developing that language over the course of season two. And I think season three is where, like, I would consider things to have been solidified. Yeah. And that I carried all that stuff into season five, and I think a lot of the characters also carried all that stuff into season five.

I mean, there are stellar episodes from every season. I think John Patrick Cohen's Pastor McKenzie, I remember having such a blast editing that one. That was so funny. But season three just hit a little bit different. Yeah. And I will say, just the Chucky Busters of it all. One, listening to Arnie's songs is always such a treat.

He's so good. Unbelievable. And I don't know about you. It's that time again. Oh, no. Chucky. No. Chucky. No. What is this? Maybe some of it? you like I would know While I play on these reeds. Now this one here is an absolute must.

Turn your face up to the sky and scream, I'm on a bus! Now cha-cha once. Great. Now let's try it together. Pretend you're eating some cheese and put your hands on your knees and get ready to scream, I'm on a bus!

Cha-cha.