SitcomD&D - Grace's Season 4 Blooper Reel

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

One of our editors, Grace Harper, shares some of her favorite cut moments from season 4! Thank you for all of your hard work Grace!Theme Song by: Arne ParrottArtwork by: Waleed MansourEdited by: Grace HarperSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we'll pick up there. Sound speeding. Wait, did I skip a part? Yeah, I did. Quiet on set. Sounds, I was a little rusty. Okay, it's been a season. We did this last week.

Oh, Aaron. Quiet on set. Oh, Aaron. Yeah, it was Aaron. Yeah, I forgot. Sorry, man. Aaron was so good. Do you guys remember that?

Who? Yeah, she didn't even do any of this. La, la, la, la, la. Quiet on set, please. Dice. Whoa, whoa, Waleed, really? Yeah, I loved it. I'm pretty consistent.

The dices have been lackluster lately, and I'm so glad Waleed brought it. Dice. Stop it. Yeah, we just got cursed, Jennifer. We're going to die. Without me? So glad we brought it. Nice! Stop it. Yeah, we just got cursed, Jennifer. We're going to die. Without me?

I don't think you want this, Jenny. It sounds pretty scary, and there was a lot of wind. Yeah, sure. Just like the time I didn't want to get invited to the water park, or the time I didn't want to go to the dance, or the time I didn't want to practice kissing. Any other names you're confused about, Elizabeth? Well, maybe a few like Chip, Chalice, and Seb, but we can get to it. Well, there's one today, and I'm interested if people pick up on it.

It's not easy, I will say. Should we shout out if we've picked up on it? Frickin' scream. I got it. Yeah. No. Okay. I have to use my spell or my reaction called deflect missiles.

And it's just real. I will literally kill you. Don't. Are you kidding? What is this little gnome? You are such a jerk. I have a little mug. Hey, Sal.

You want to smack some balls? Hell yeah, I do. Great voice, Sean. Not the point, but 10 out of 10. If he has kissed someone, he hasn't kissed someone that he's had feelings for like this ever. And so his lips are very not trained. Shout out to Trixie for being a terrible kisser. Trixie just got got.

And you guys think that they kissed on the mouth? You think Trixie let him kiss her on the mouthie just got got. And you guys think that they kissed on the mouth? Oh. You think Trixie let him kiss her on the mouth? Beef wishes. Yeah. Oh, the image that I'm also getting

is like, you know, in Jurassic Park when they're like kind of covered in mud. Wrong movie. Wrong movie. No, they play football in that, right?

Aren't the T-Rex? They do. There's a deleted scene if you have the DVD director's cut. Sean really knows sports movies. Quote in Jurassic Park, Men in Black, all of our favorite scene if you have the DVD director's cut. Sean really knows sports movies. Quoting Jurassic

Park, Men in Black. All of our favorite sports movies. He can't. Guys, don't do this to him. I love sports. Do you say favorite sports movie? Oh no, he's floating out. You don't even have to do this. I would probably have to say, have y'all seen

The Big Lebowski? We don't have time for this. Ooh, Imagine Dungeons and Dragons. Imagine Dungeons and Dragons. Now that we're all here, I was thinking we could revisit an old conversation, dearest daughter. Pony? Spark. Pony? Sparkly pony? Yeah, so big rubber pants.

So I'm squeaking as I move about. So editor, if you could add me squeaking the whole time, that'd be great. And editor, can you edit that out?

Put it in. Put it in, definitely. But then we'll take it out. I saw you and I saw your locker was adorned with... Wow, I just got sidetracked that I said adorned. Adorned, adorned.

Stop. Adorned with. Well, well, well, look what the moat dragged in. Look what we dragged out. I love your voice. Oh, no. No, well. Chalice, um.

Oh, go ahead. I don't think it was a good joke. We only pay you when you turn by. Cut it. Cut it. Print it. Yes, like I'm telling you. He's a dark warlock. He had a boiling cauldron. I think he used to put kids in it. Yes, like I'm telling you. He's a dark warlock.

He had a boiling cauldron. I think he used to put kids in it. Whoa. No, no. He was just a normal guy, but his ghost is haunting him. Chalice leaves. Chalice just leaves. This is deeply unhelpful. Coming, Han.

And Elizabeth is showing a picture of a drawing of what she originally thought penises look like. And maybe we'll throw that behind a paywall because it's really something. If we're confessing stuff, I got a confession for you guys. Are we confessing stuff? Let's hear them out. Chip keeps some of his fingernail clippings in a bag under his bed. That's not your confession. I don't understand the rules.

You didn't say that first. I hate a sunset curse. It's so vague. I much prefer midnight. Yeah, it changes every night. It changes every day. I don't remember. We haven't been paying attention the last couple days. Is it at 4.30 or is it 7.30 today?

Clouds could fuck you. Oh, God. It's cloudy here. It's foggy. Oh, no. Let's just shoot for. It's foggy. Oh, no. Let's just shoot for three o'clock just to be safe. We told our family sunset, so they can also get stuck in here. We should have told them noon. Oh, God. Babe is freaking out.

He looks at the badge that he has and says the name on the badge. Do I get to decide that or you? I think you can. Oh, okay. My name is Beef Wellington. Okay, does that make things really confusing or fun? I think hard. Okay, Elizabeth, your character's name is Eloquence Wellington.

Oh, my God. Oh, whoa. That's even better. That's cool. No, it's kind name is Eloquence Wellington. Oh, my God. Oh, whoa. That's even better. That's cool. No, it's kind of hard to explain, actually. As I'm trying to explain, it's really hard to explain. Well, this was the first reunion yet. No one was here.

You kept trying to do it? Yeah, I had the reunion. Who won? Who won all the games? Me. What? Take him. And they grabbed Sabanate. Oh, no.

Oh, no. We have to be careful And they grab Sabané. Oh, no. Oh, no. We have to be careful. I didn't do anything. I'm not even talking to you. I'm in a different place. Sorry, elephant man. We have to go. Babe, offensive.

Yeah, I think so. I, of course, am Bamelia Ruckheimer. I get it. I get so. I, of course, am Bamelia Rukheimer. I get it. I get it. This is Waleed talking. I get it. It's from Veep. I don't.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it is. Silence! Oh, my God. She just talked to Waleed. We've just never explained that Seb has a huge backpack with him everywhere he's been going. Did I not say that in the first episode?

We should add it to like episode four or something. Just gaslight the shit out of all of our listeners. Cut that out, Grace or Sean. Leave it in. Please, if you're out there, give it to me. You too. If you're out there, give it to me. You too.

And then I say, you too, back. He lives in you. He lives in you. What's his? Dude, I'm tapped out on the voices. There's like nine today. We gave you the option of letting Blarney Stone stay away from us. You chose to have him keep coming.

I said pass. And Jennifer, frankly. Do me a favor. Read the description for what suggestion is. I thought you were going to say read the room. Do me a favor and read the room. Do me a favor and read the fucking room. Are we ready?

Then prepare. Yes the fucking room. Are we ready? Then prepare. Yes. Yeah. Triple B and the other B. You missed your opportunity. You missed the moment to respond. No, no. Silence.

Is the king going to be here for this? Does he know about? Oh, who knows? But wink, Aaron. Yes. He'll show. Who knows? But wink, Aaron.

Yes. He'll show up. And they are kind of an unassuming, portly, human man. Oh, my God. It's Chalice. No. How'd you know my name? That's.

Wait, that's right. Again. We're doing this again. Yes. My name's Chalice. Are we on the eagles? The Smeagols. Yeah. Can I help you?

Also, let me clear this up. No, no, Sean, don't clear this up. Do not clear this up. That was amazing. Beef, you see that there's still a ton of people, ton of butlers still waiting to throw their javelin. Not. Thank you.

That was a close one. Yeah, what other things did you learn for your whole? Yeah, so Seb and I talked about I could be like a pencil holder because now I'm not afraid of paper anymore. Yeah, you do pencils. Seb kept pointing out sexual intercourse, which I had never even considered. I mean, if it makes you feel good

and you want to, you know. I've had sex exactly four times in my life, and it's felt fine. Whoa, is that canon? Now it is. Elizabeth, what are you doing? We have an update from Elizabeth.

No, Elizabeth, I'm so serious. Elizabeth, you actually are going to be in so much trouble. I can't believe Mara threw me under the bus like that. That was the fastest betrayal I've ever seen in my life. I'm horrified. You want to know what Sean said? What did he say? He said, hush, hush.

Shame on you for trying to get that info out of me. I would never betray a friend like that. Okay. What a good friend. That's a good friend. Do you want to see his? Oh, my God. It's the first time I actually got a little tune out of my throat for the first time.

Holy crap. Yeah, how's that been? It's different now, man. It's not the same. I know we got a lot going on this season, but do you want us to maybe, I don't know, help you find your voice at some point? I don't know if we have time. Yeah, yeah, no, you're right.

I was just kind of hoping it would kind of just show up out of nowhere. No questions asked. That's fair. Let's not make a thing of it. Yeah, if it happens organically. This is a podcast nobody can fall asleep to. Good. Good.

Good. Good. Fuck them. Don't fall asleep to my fucking podcast. Hey, wake up. You. You trying to sleep. Wake up.

We should throw that in. We're genuinely going to scare the shit out of people. No, you can snooze to this. You can snooze to this. Put him to sleep. Okay, we're getting way off track. Ten minutes in. 8.45.

I forget my character's voice. What the hell is my character's voice. What the hell was my character's voice? I think it was low. I think it was like a graph. No, it was that. Was it that? Yeah, I think it was that. What if we're wrong?

Bye. Stop. bye oh my god Waleed even for you Waleed I could do something else if you want me to no no no you wouldn't be you if you didn't say that. It must be sunset. End of season.

Hmm. And that's it? That's it. Could they pull like a Katniss pita and kind of chip and beef, sacrifice their blood for each other even though they're not family? Good idea, Prince Milton.

What did you say? Wait a minute. He's still in character. Wait a minute. even though they're not family? Good idea, Prince Milk Nip! Wait a minute. Are you still in character? Wait a minute. What'd you just say, Milk Nip? What'd you say? Say that again, Milk Nip. Do you really want me to say it? Yeah.

That was pretty funny. I just got goosebumps because I was like, oh my God, he's going to steal his grandmother's ring to pawn it for money to get on the cruise and then I realized what you meant

and I got goosebumps. That's crazy. And so the four of you. I just got it. Oh my God, you guys. I got it.