SitcomD&D - Season 3: Grace's Blooper Reel

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

Our very own Grace Harper, Editor Extraordinaire, put together a little blooper reel comprised of previously unreleased Season 3 clips! Starring: Erin Keif, Waleed Mansour, Elizabeth Andrews, Sean Coyle, and Ben Briggs Theme Song & Chuck E. Busters song by: Arne Parrott Artwork by: Waleed Mansour Edited by: Grace Harper Like the show? Rate SitcomD&D 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a review.  Buy some SitcomD&D merch Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok: @SitcomDnD Advertise on SitcomD&D via Gumball.fm Support our Patreon at Patreon.com/Sitcomdnd    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. So we'll pick up there. Quiet on set. Sound speeding. And we're rolling. Dice! Benny? Huh? You guys said dice?

Yeah. Oh, I loved it. It was wonderful. What a treat that was. Don't worry. This team will have this job done before dark evening. We'll solve any crime by dinner time. Oh, that's what I meant to say, Chalice.

Wow, that was so good. Why didn't you say that first before me? I don't know. It just came to me. I think it might be from something else. I think it's me, Kate, and Ashley. Who? The spooky twins from down the lane.

But don't tell anybody. Don't tell anybody. They're so spooky. I love them. Oh, f***. I'm ruined. On to the next room. Oh, sorry, Billy. That was actually her catchphrase. So that's why. Oh, f***, I'm ruined. On to the next room. Oh, sorry, Billy.

That was actually her catchphrase, so that's why. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, I didn't know. You see, I'm unfamiliar with the group. That's okay. That's okay. Do you have any catchphrases that we should be aware of in case they come up? Oh, God, not again.

Okay. I think that's a lovely catchphrase, sir. My favorite I've ever heard. Daddy's favorite little kiss-ass, huh? All right. 40, 45. What are you counting? Toes.

I have minor illusion, which I feel like might help. Ooh, you haven't used that yet. Yeah, I haven't used that this season at least. Maybe even longer. I think I did it once in season one. I don't want to talk about it. I'm really good at D&D and I care a lot about you.

We cut to the rooftop. What the hell was that? What was that? We all start screaming. What was that? How did we get here? How did we get here?

Yes, that's the first good thing you've said possibly ever. Sorry, I'll control my emotions. Yes, tampen those down. Take your pills, son. Yes, father, yes. I feel it in my bladder. I feel it in my heart.

And those two things cross in our world. Those are the same pipes. Pee goes in our hearts in this room. I feel differently about everything. I'm going to put posters up in my house. What kind? Big old posters. Oh.

Four by fours, two by twos. The sizes, okay. The bass whisk now charges angrily and bites the closest person to them, which is the red rhino. Sean, why did you let this happen? Yeah, is Sean here? I'm against you. No, you're not. No, you're Gidget. Yeah, two-thirds of you is on our side. Yeah.

I f***ed him too, by the way. Just put him right in there. He just crawls right in there. It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. I'm one inch. Is he running inside of you like a hamster? Yeah. Beef, don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

Sorry, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're going to cut back to the conversation with Seb and Gidget. Okay, I will say, though, while this is happening, you can see Chip showing the Donalds all the twists in the background. Yeah, all of them. So you listeners can visualize that all you want.

He's miming, and so much of it doesn't make any sense. None of it seems sexual, but in a way, I guess it is. Can you describe what some of the physical movements Chip is doing in the background? Okay. Visualize it.

I hope you have a bust-in day. Oh, is this going to, like, float over there, or is it going to... No, no, no. Don't drive me off a cliff. Don't bury me in the woods. I'll say it's my fault,

and then I took off on my own. Go to that cliff. We're still on top of you. No, no, please. Go to the cliff. This is dark even for you guys. Full disclosure, he did break it off with, what's her name? What's Kennedy's character?

What's her name? You're doing good. Yeah, I can tell. Sean, why did you let this happen? Whose son are you? We're not on the same team right now. More Gidget, Sean. Come on. Wow, I thought you were my boyfriend. not on the same team right now. More Gidget, Sean. Come on.

Wow, I thought you were my boyfriend. Turns out you're just my enemy. Is it the vegan spot? No. Well, it could be, but there was chicken there, so. I need some help, man. Oh, yeah. Don't you worry about that.

Chip reaches down into his pants, and I'm going to do a, I'll roll for this to see how well this goes. What are you about to do? Pull out some sort of scent of some sort. Wait, from where? Uh oh. What?

I rolled a... What should I do? I don't know, man. No one has any idea what's going on right now. You're scaring me, man. I rolled a five. For what? To find something. To find something to give Seb.

In your pants? In my pants, that's right. Okay, so you reached into your pants to find something to make Seb smell good. And guess what? You didn't find anything. Okay. The piss would be invisible too, right? Well, if you've ever read H.G. Wells' Invisible Man,

the Invisible Man actually has to starve themselves for the days because you can see poop form inside of their body. So if we're going by those rules, H.G. Wells' rules, you can see piss leaving an invisible body. Sometimes knowledge is not power. Sometimes it's a burden. Don't disrespect my character, man. That'll do the stairs daggers at Sean as Sean floats above the game.

You like to think that the DM floats above. Oh, yeah. Like a god looking into an orb. Like a kid playing with a dollhouse. Oh, yeah, like a god looking into an orb. Like a kid playing with a dollhouse. And that leads us to Dave's turn via Chalice. Okay, I will first direct Chalice, quickly sign the contract as quickly as possible.

So then Chalice, you'll have to do a strength check. Come on, Chalice. You're cheering for Chalice to sign this thing, Beef? Well, I mean, I'm confused, man. 15. 15 passes. Okay, 15 passes. Chalice to sign this thing, Beef? Well, I mean, I'm confused, man. 15. 15 passes. Okay, 15 passes. So Chalice breaks free, and I guess

I mean, would just sign the contract, right? Oh, no. Yeah. So Chalice goes, and she signs the contract, and she draws a little heart on the eye of her name. What did Chalice roll for initiative? 19. 9. I rolled a 9. Well did Chalice roll for initiative? 19. 9. I rolled a 9.

Well, Leed was 19. I rolled a 19. Oh! Well, never mind. None of that happened then. Wait a minute. Are you polyamorous with your little friends? You know, that's never really come up. I mean, it's something that maybe we should explore in a future season, potentially.

Well, you know what? Seb! I'm going to give you my blessing. You scared me so much with all that talk, I had to sneeze it out. You scared my brother. Who's Chip's best friend right now? Maybe that'll be explored in another episode.

Yeah. You guys don't know him. Get out of here. That's ridiculous. His name is Vancouver. Oh my God. Awesome. Can you remind me what the Constitution saving throw is again? What type? Constitution.

Oh, Jesus. Thank you. Leave that in the edit. You scared me again. No, stop scaring my brother. Okay, I'll try. I'll try. Yeah, we'll razz him again about his found wife. Doesn't love him anymore in an hour.

I think wife is also maybe not the correct term anymore. Chip? Yeah. And guys, maybe pay attention here. This could be a clue of how to potentially end this humanely. All right? So pay attention here. This could be a clue of how to potentially end this humanely. All right? So pay attention here. See if you can figure it out.

And Chalice, you go next. So after the bass whisk, that is. I refuse to pay attention or learn. I refuse. Beef is just vibrating with excitement. My juices are pouring out. Does every witch or wizard have a little cat that's named after a town in Massachusetts? Because I love that.

What's Massachusetts? It's a terrible cave. Wow. I can't wait to visit there one day. There's towns in it. That sounds cool. Yeah, there's towns in it. We'll probably never talk about it again.

So, can I feed you what I think would be a fun end to this? And like a tie-in, but you can act like you thought of it on the spot. I tried to give you guys a clue. You got to use the shield as a mirror. Yeah. No, we got it. Yeah, you didn't even give us a chance. Yeah, you didn't even give us a chance, man.

You set it up. You said listen closely and then you said, well, you guys didn't do it. Well, nobody did it. It's anything. I'm like, oh, I know what to do. It hasn't been our turn. Yeah. All right, well, now it is your turn, okay?

You said listen to this, and then you made it the basketball's turn, and then you didn't give us a chance. And then you almost killed Beef, and then you were like. You killed Beef, and you mad at us. Sounds like you guys, you know what? a chance. And then you almost killed Beef and then you were like... You killed Beef and you mad at us, but I figured... Sounds like you guys, you know what? I'm going to kill you all. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We listened. Sorry. I fully

feel like I threw off the momentum there. Yeah, what the fu... I'm sorry, guys. I can't work like this. This is me, Ryan. I'm not being Alberta right now. I'm being Ryan and I'm kind of pissed. Ryan, please. Yeah, Ryan, Elizabeth has been your responsibility and you've been really dropping the ball.

I'm so sorry. I waited like 29 days to kiss that frog because I was like rude. Sorry, I'm allergic to lies. This is the first twin. Oh, wait. No. Never mind.

So here's the deal. So this is... What's the deal? So here's the deal, you guys. Guys, I think that that was a laxative in that fruit mat. You got to go poo-poo. Yeah, I got to go. Well, if you're going to go, then I got to go. I have that thing about me where if I see someone else going poop, I also have to go poop, so I'm gonna...

Chalice, do you wanna... Yeah. Hey, Gidget. Yeah, I don't have that thing. Good. Yeah, me either. Oh, stop. Stop it. Sean,

this isn't even fun anymore. Yeah, what are you doing? I don't like this. Sean, stop. Yeah, my fake glass menagerie is from my D&D podcast. I'm not even treating them with respect, Sean. He's smiling. Well, I never realized Frasier was a coastal town.

Yeah. You really got to listen to backlogged episodes. That was truly amazing. That was so fun. That was like Viola Davis. Yeah, air. Just comes in for 10 minutes, absolutely f***ing blows everyone out of the water.

Half of it's going to get bleeped. I have such doubts. I feel really bad that Billy Bonka didn't get to say his one last catchphrase before he got eaten alive by his own co-worker. Oh God, not again. Oh, he got it out!

Nice! We all cheer into the air and then it Oh, God, not again. Oh, he got it out. Nice. We all cheer into the air, and then it just frees, and the credits kind of go over it. Yeah, we're jumping over Billy Bonka's eaten body, and we're blueberries. And diarrhea is just dripping from our ass. No, we're going to make a better ending than that. No, we're going to make a better ending than that. No need.

Sitcom D&D is comprised of Elizabeth Andrews, Ben Briggs, Erin Keefe, Waleed Mansour, and Sean Coyle. Arnie Parrott with the theme song, and Grace Harper, the me, the other editor, edited this one. Like all the Seans who've talked before, I just wanted to take a quick second to shout out to the Kitchen Rats. Your support not only helps pay for things like editors but also keeps the show running in general

and I love this show all of the cast are such good eggs you really can't be supporting a better group of people I got to meet Sean Aaron and my lead this year and they're all taller than me I'm five foot three I'm wrapping this up now thank you very much for listening six simpsons in the movie let's go that was a head gum podcast