Small Town Murder - #204 - What EXACTLY Happened Here? in Clinton, North Carolina
Episode Date: December 31, 2020This week, in Clinton, North Carolina, where a storybook small town couple make a nice little life for themselves... or so it seemed. Under the surface of community & church, were secrets... that nobody wanted to have come out in the open. Multiple plots, from all sides leads to one deadly night. But who was killed? And who did it? This one is wild! Along the way, we find out that a little Sylvia goes a long way, that George Thorogood has a secret life, singing hateful religious songs, and that you should never trust a Mann with the middle name of Junius!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman New episodes every Thursday! Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com & use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports! Follow us on... twitter.com/@murdersmall facebook.com/smalltownpod instagram.com/smalltownmurder Also, check out James & Jimmie's other show, Crime In Sports! On iTunes, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasting See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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We're going to get out of the northeast for a minute here.
And we're going to go down to Clinton, North Carolina.
Okay.
Oh, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah, this you can hear like the Andy Griffith theme song whistling by when you think of this place.
Old Clinton.
This is in southeastern North Carolina.
It's down there.
It's about an hour to raleigh durham to
that area outside of there about three hours to charlotte okay you know if you want to go west
and about an hour and 10 minutes to rayford north carolina which was our last episode no kidding
episode 155 which was our last north carolina episode you know when that was a year ago yeah
january 2020 which seems like i don't, might as well be 1957 at this point.
It's so long ago from right now.
Unbelievable.
Whatever.
So this is in Sampson County.
Okay.
And area code 910, seven square miles.
And the motto here, they're selling it hard, I would say.
They want you to, not looking for tourism, I guess, but definitely looking for you to stay.
Quote, a perfect place to call home.
Okay.
Yeah, so there you go.
Not very creative.
No, this is...
Or subsequently,
it would be like the Bronx Tale
when they have the bikers in there
and they ask them to leave
and they won't leave
and they break up the bar.
So then they close and lock the door
and they go,
now you just can't leave.
I feel like that's what this is. Now you just can't leave. I feel like that's what this is.
Now you just can't leave.
It's a perfect place to call home.
And they just go, huh?
That's not what we expected.
So history of this town.
The first European settlers, first white people in this area were around 1740.
Yeah.
Walking around here.
The whole East Coast.
Oh, yeah.
1700s.
Yeah, just wandering through.
Took a while probably to get in into
here anyway how far inland is this not too far a couple hours but it's still uh it's you know
it's rural man this is not a couple hours uh in a car yeah that's what i'm saying this is the people
that got here on boats that's a lot more walking through the woods and having to make a path is a
different story this is not you know they're not going as the crow flies here it's a different deal so i was originally known as clinton courthouse that was the first deal there uh
first name of the town yeah it was an earlier incorporated town of clinton and matthews county
however the town folded in 1822 they went bankrupt folded they just this is the fun this isn't
working i give up everybody sell your houses we're moving fuck it towns shut down main
street that's a sign up shut down i've never heard of a town ever just given up i mean there's ghost
town of course it's over time like there's we there's only 12 residents in the in the town of
centralia pennsylvania doesn't usually take everybody to die before it's a ghost town this
they just 1822 there's never a year when
it's like town ended that year and this is folded in 1822 that's awesome and then the town of
clinton was incorporated the same year so they danced on the ashes of this town did they get
rid of clinton oh shit right that work we gotta get it before someone else does that's a good
name god damn it get over there christ that's two a good name, God damn it. Let's get over there. Christ, that's two syllables?
It's not bad.
It's not.
It flows real nice.
I think it'll work for us.
I mean, we dropped this courthouse business and just have Clinton.
Bastards over there in Matthews County.
So they had a minor league baseball team, Clinton did.
Really?
Actually, in the Tobacco State League.
Okay.
Which I'm sure it's, you know.
Very common there.
I bet there's a shitload of
teams in that a lot of tobacco going on down there i remember like in the late 90s like
cigarettes were like a dollar 20 a pack down there still it was like what is happening down here
they're just encouraging you to you know please smoke more every side meanwhile here the the taxes
man it was fast too if you were smoking in the late 90s
into like the early 2000s from like you saw dollars to six dollars 225 james when i started
smoking like actually buying them from a store yeah to when i quit fucking eight dollars a pack
and it was so fast so quick it's been eight dollars a pack for fuck five ten years now yeah
they figured that was the limit so david tells us every time he buys a pack of cigarettes for another five dollars i could
be smoking crack it's true it is it's less expensive think about it i always think about
that when gas prices go up i'm like this is like what do we buy this shit by the gram soon what
the hell is happening it's too much so uh 1946 to 1950 they
had this team here yeah this team uh had a particular guy on it who was kind of known for
being a nutcase yeah and so i will talk about him a guy named van lingle mungo okay van one word
lingle it's next word mungo the last word lingle m-i-l-m-i-l-i-n-g-l-e lingle okay van lingle mungo
who was actually a really good he's a fastball pitcher in the uh and this isn't crime and sports
i realized that but this guy was nuts in the tobacco league he's a fastball pitcher in the
majors he's a good pitcher 120 and 115 lifetime record 347 lifetime era with 1242 lifetime strikeouts he uh five-time all-star
who led the national league in strikeouts in 1936 and he's from here so uh no no he was he was on
this weird team got it and hanging around this area for a few years at the very end of his career
when he was done in the majors so he was even crazier and uh he's known as kind of a kind of a nut uh a little bit
basically he did a bunch of shit apparently one time most widely told story with him is uh he went
to cuba and we're playing you know lingamongo yeah lingamongo down there went to cuba to play
ball there and he was he was banging a married woman let's put it to put it bluntly
the cuban married woman banging a married cuban woman and the husband apparently found them
in the act and so he he basically uh mungo to try to get away lingle mungo here punched him in the
eye which prompted this man to get a machete yes and that's the first weapon that i assumed the man has
and hacking him pretty good and causing him to get stitches all over his body as he ran
nude from a crazy man with a machete screaming and deserved it with a black eye and a machete
fucking chasing him yeah that's that's scary um black eye. You got to tiptoe around that one. Black eye and a machete.
And a machete.
Well, if he had with him, he's a guy and then he's got a black guy and a machete.
So now he's got two people and a machete.
That's even more threatening.
More people.
So apparently they had to escape the country because people wanted to kill him for this.
He wanted to be murdered which actually happened i know a guy who i met out here who i used to be good friends with
he sold weed so i was good friends with him when i first moved out here and he used to play he's
an amazing basketball player i saw him absolutely dominate mike bibby's shit in a in a uh the deer
valley community center there he's mike bibby used used to play there. We're talking when he was U of A.
No, no.
Oh, okay.
This is 1998.
Okay.
So he's like NBA at the end of college
going into the NBA.
Yeah.
Hot shit, right?
This dude would fucking eat his lunch for him.
He would steal the ball from him,
block his shit, fake him out.
Everybody would laugh at him. I wonder if I know him. He would laugh at this guy., block his shit, fake him out. Everybody would laugh at him.
I wonder if I know him.
He would laugh at this guy.
He sold drugs and played basketball in that area.
He wasn't from here, but he moved here.
I wonder if I know him.
He was fucking great.
He used to play in the pro leagues in Mexico and shit because he was such a fuck up.
So he went down and played like a year down there, but he ended up fucking some cartel
guy's wife.
Oh, no. and played like a year down there but he ended up fucking some cartel guy's wife oh no and basically
was like had to be smuggled out of the country under threat of murder from like so many people
wanted to kill him it was like a crazy thing he had to like hide out for like two years to not
be murdered yeah so i get what's happening here this has happened to a guy i know that's what you
don't do no you don't find the exotic chicks hot that's what you don't do it's so yeah don't do
that trouble of course the cartel leader why leader's wife is hot obviously the hot exotic
chicks uh have meaner husbands yeah how hot she is her husband's meaner especially in this
environment of you know the criminal underworld yeah this guy was it was so weird too he was like
a six foot two white guy yeah it looked completely nondescript be reverse dunking on people like it was fucking disturbing it was crazy to watch it was weird
so anyway uh yeah he had all sorts of conflicts this van lingle mungo with everybody um he tried
to get a guy kicked off the team one time for dropping a fly ball got real pissed off at that
and then made a public made a big guy dropped a foul ball tried to get him dropping a fly ball got real pissed off at that and then made a public
made a big guy dropped a foul ball tried to get him or a fly ball tried to get him
kicked off the team and then basically made a public thing sent a copy of a telegram he sent
to his wife to the newspapers telling her to pack her bags and come to brooklyn because if that guy can play in the big leagues, then you can, too. Ah!
And he is also the most heavily fined player of his era,
amassing a grand total of over $15,000 in fines in that time,
which for back then was an astronomical amount of money. He made $16,000.
That's what I mean.
He probably made $50,000 and paid $15,000 of it in fines.
So it's interesting.
Now, I have some reviews of Clinton here, so we'll get a little.
By the way, don't get mad at us for what other people say.
Right.
Several times people tweet at me.
It's not a racist place.
We didn't say it.
I read a review.
So do I have to do a disclaimer that these reviews aren't us?
Because they're not us.
This is what people write on the thing, and we find ones you know because it's a comedy show you know what i'm saying don't go
with your hometown pride i get it pissed that these people hate your place go find whoever
this is and yell at them it's not my they live near you probably i don't we'll give you their
screen name tweet at them yeah you You fucking sensitive dick. Jesus Christ.
It's not our fault.
This is just what other people say.
It's weird as shit.
So one star here.
One star here.
Most of them are half decent, but good God, all about fast food always. Every town, people are very concerned what fast food places there are.
I guess you expect a small town to not
have fast food is that right what it is just they're just i don't know what it is but i guess
because there's not a lot of stuff in a small town so they tell you what we do have rather than what
we don't have and then we bitch about what we do have i guess i mean you could have nothing how
about that yeah i guess that's me being a dad well that's yeah what do you want there huh the whole
town yes you get nothing there.
Jimmy would be a bad mayor.
Bad mayor.
Just treating everyone like his children.
You're pissed I only have 5,000 COVID doses?
Come on.
Now I have none.
I just stepped on them all.
How do you like that?
I unplugged the freezer they were in.
Now what are you going to do?
All right.
One star here.
There are no local concerts except a few times.
Actually, it says no local concerts expect, not accept, but they mean accept,
a few times each summer with activities in the park.
Our community theater is local talent.
That is really picky.
To review the community theater in a town review, really?
That's really getting picky.
I expected better community theater from rural North Carolina.
How dare they?
Local talent.
We don't have any concerts that come through here.
Because you're Clinton.
Yeah.
And, you know, people that are famous like to make money while they fucking can.
Community theater.
What do you expect?
What do you think?
Mandy Patankin's going to be your resident fucking?
No.
You're in the middle of nowhere. These are people trying to start out to get out of here. Right. What do you expect? We think Mandy Patankin is going to be your resident. Fucking no. You're in the middle of nowhere.
These are people trying to start out to get out of here.
Right.
What's wrong with you?
Two stars here.
The people were friendly.
There was a smell in the city from the hog farms that was almost unbearable.
There were not many job opportunities that you should lead with.
Yeah.
Sounds like this person tried to live there and it didn't work out.
That's what it sounds like.
There were not.
There were not many job opportunities and the shit smell uh which is a bigger problem and that
two stars here the largest employers are in the agricultural field hospital and school system
there are very few upper management positions oh they did your job for you already there you go
that's what i mean that's why i picked that actually because that's pretty much what the
jobs are they're actually right.
Three stars here.
So this is average.
Overall, Clinton is an all right city.
Okay.
Okay.
It is a very small town in a rural area in North Carolina.
It has many a small variety of fast food choices.
Many a small shopping areas and stairs.
And stairs?
Hold on a second. Too many stairs. S-T- second stairs s-t-a-r or no no or
stairs like climbing stairs yeah it has a small variety of fast food choice it has many a small
variety of fast food choices shopping areas and stairs small variety of stairs yeah there are
many stairs which one which is not enough here we go can't get my steps in
fuck yeah three stars a very nice town to settle down and retire there are many friendly and
helpful people in the town and it has a great atmosphere okay just go just go a new just go
a new i mean thing they mean got just got a new game stop store in town oh there's that and soon we'll be getting
another restaurant called popeyes don't know if you've heard of it how dare you call that a
restaurant we will soon be getting another restaurant called popeyes like it's some i don't
know some chef is opening up a new place here it's fucking popeyes somebody had never heard of
popeyes and they were like called Popeye's.
Popeye's. Whatever that means.
They have a theme song.
Yeah.
Love that chicken from.
There you go.
It's not going to be a spinach restaurant, sir.
No, probably not.
Not a vegan place.
So population here, it stayed pretty steady.
It grew in the 1950s because there were some people moved here, some jobs here, and then
it kind of
dipped a little bit stayed the same for a long time and it's pretty much the same as it's been
since about 1960 really you know plus a few here 8,630 people here tiny and yeah it's a small town
man and female population way more than the men here it's 55 female which is way out of whack but
there's twice as many people over the age of 75
so i think that's probably gonna yeah you know southern men don't live to be 90 that's where
you find them yeah yeah the their wives have made them dinners yeah breakfasts it's a it's a long
term game basically like i will outlive him by feeding him the worst by frying him terrible
that i know not every frying him dinner we're thinking old timey
southern times back then it's i'm gonna fry everything he's gonna die well before me and
i'm gonna enjoy the last 20 years of my life so married population here dutch oven full of crisco
you know it married population is lower and there's a lot of like farm people that just work
on the farms here too so it's i think you're getting a lot of that you can almost put like a college student spin on that not that they're college students but they're
more of uh a little more of uh transient flexibility they're not like the people
with seven kids don't move here to to farm work the farm probably not telling the field is a tough
it's a tough job yeah a little bit. It's a little tough.
Single with children is actually like twice as much as normal here, which is strange. And single with no children is also higher.
So there's just less married people, basically.
Race of this town is pretty even.
It's a diverse little town here.
42.4% white, which is well under the average.
40.8% black, which is well above the average. 40.8% black, which is well above the average.
1.1% Asian, so they're still not there.
It's just a small town.
And then 11.2% Hispanic.
So pretty diverse for a small town in the middle of North Carolina somewhere.
That's a very diverse town.
And the farm is a lot of that.
Sure.
The farm draws people in.
56.7 percent of
the people here are religious not shocking in this area this is uh they could poke an extra
hole here if you if you lost a little weight or gained a little in the bible belt here this is
part of it yeah uh 30.7 percent are baptists so 31 percent baptists baptists are the catholics of the south without a doubt
and otherwise a few methodists a pentecostal or two thrown in there maybe a presbyterian for fun
and uh 0.0 percent jewish though there's not a lot of not a lot of not a lot of uh southern
jewish hog farmers it's a it's a rare if you find me a southern jewish hog farmer right i'd love to
see him because i don't know the guy that creates shit that he won't eat i don't mean to be
stereotypical but it's probably rare yeah and just based on region and production yeah it's probably
like something that's not for them maybe not if they want to but there might be maybe there was
there's a couple entrepreneurs in that business that think you know what there are none of us there i'm doing that i'm gonna i'm gonna run
this thing you know yeah i'm gonna dominate this business because i'm gonna get myself in there
yeah really that's a business that maybe you want to be in i don't know if i don't want to be in
raising hogs if you make a dollar in it you are now the richest uh jewish hog farmer yeah that's
true southern yeah it's gotta be southern so uh the
unemployment rate here is a little bit higher than normal and the median household income is
well lower than normal it's about 57 and a half thousand in the rest of the country here it is
29 474 for households that is rough over 50 of the people here make under $30,000 a year. So it is not a rich town.
You could say it.
Bleak.
It's bleak.
It's as grim.
Poor.
It's grim, mate, as they say across the pond there.
So it is cost of living, 100 being regular par average here.
It's 78.
And the housing is the low thing.
Everything else is a little bit higher, actually.
But housing is the low thing. Everything else is a little bit higher, actually, but housing is a 52.
Median home cost $121,400.
Affordable.
Pretty cheap.
Over 60% of the houses are worth $150,000 or less,
so very cheap.
And if we've convinced you to mount up
and farm some hog,
we have for you the Clinton, North Carolina Real Estate Report.
Your average two-bedroom rental here goes for about $679 a month.
That's pretty cheap.
That's like half the national average.
When I found houses, a three-bedroom bath, 1,692 square foot house.
All right.
You know,
a livable house.
It looks concrete.
It's a weird looking house.
It looks like a bunker.
Almost.
It would withstand.
I feel like a blast,
but it's updated on the inside though.
So it's,
it's nice.
Like it's the new appliances,
everything like that.
90,000.
Wow.
So,
I mean,
that's a livable house for 90 grand it's not
bad with a family 1600 square feet that's that's not bad i found a three bedroom three bath 2156
square feet that's this is nice brick yeah this isn't conga's a nice brick house with pillars
oh two big white pillars out front real nice looking house 134 900 bucks i was like really that's awesome i was like wow that's all
that is 2 000 square feet 2200 that's incredible this one the next one though i was really blown
away by here five bedroom five bath hell yeah 4 665 square feet okay big house brick on the outside say 5 000 square feet 4 665 holy shit a big goddamn house
a lot of house yeah brick nice on the inside the yard's nice beautiful big rolling thing
beautiful 1.5 acres yeah 370 000 i was like what get out of my life this would be a million and a
half easy in venus anywhere anywhere this is crazy three grand
370 for a fucking quote-unquote plantation well let's hope not but i mean plantation
acre and a half around it's not bad oh wow no things to do here i found the clinton square
fair yeah a lot of things to do around here square fair square fair clinton square i assume is a
place and then the fair that's in clinton square i thought squares was the theme of this you know
it probably is let's not be hasty uh vents and things to do here the barbecue hook cook-off
obviously yeah if we're down here in north carolina it says hogs will be delivered the
night before and teams will spend the night preparing and cooking for the day's
competition holy shit do these hogs walk when they show up and we're gonna prepare them i don't know
i don't know the level of butchered out they are that was real vague real vague based on what what
could be happening i don't know what's up with that uh arts activities the arts council will
host a variety of activities in the park neighboring the Milling Around Art Installation.
Oh, boy.
A car show.
The, quote, Old Lightning Rods Antique Car Show.
Oh, boy.
Will be held at the Clinton City Market.
Oh, wow.
You got to register your car.
The Oldies Station will be broadcasting live from the car show with Bob Stroud and the Boogie Shoes Network.
Oh.
So there's that. Bob Stroud and the Boogie shoes network oh so there's that bob stroud and the
boogie shoes you got that going on for you and the boogie shoes there that i do i went to many
a car show james as a child doesn't surprise me every everything everything beach boys and 50s
music was it was a lot of tommy bahama Tons of it. Yeah. Everybody is. But it was not a Tommy Bahama brand.
It was Ford brand.
Yeah.
That looked like it just had Mustangs all over it.
Or Chevy one with Camaros.
But it was still a Hawaiian shirt.
Right.
So dumb.
A lot of Hawaiian shirts and khakis going on there.
Then there's the Alive After Five Summer Concert Series.
Yeesh.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Kicking off the season Thursday, May 16th.
This is from last year because it didn't happen this year.
Will be spare change.
Yep.
A mainstay in the area.
Oh, we give them a lot.
Local talent.
Yeah.
June 20th, though, the next month, Jim Quick and Coastline will take Samson by storm as
a part of their 2019 farewell tour.
Oh, they're done?
I missed it?
Ah, for fuck's sake jimmy this is my
all i wanted was to see jim quick in the coastline it's my bucket list and now it's gone
we missed the whole career ah jim come back don't say it ain't so jim
say it ain't so at the alive after five summer concert series please come back at least the coastline
yeah like the whalers played after bob marley died can i have that i saw the whalers
holy shit
jesus september why is that so great ridiculous sept's ridiculous. September, the Band of Oz.
Oh, boy.
Oz, like the Land of Oz.
The Band of Oz, Land of Oz.
We'll make their eighth appearance in the series.
Enough of you already.
And then another one, a regular at the Live After Five, quote, Too Much Sylvia.
That's the name of the band.
We'll close out the season in October.
Too Much Sylvia.
Like the country singer Sylvia? I don't know. Sylvia. Whoever she is, there's too name of the band we'll close out the season in october too much sylvia like the country singer sylvia i don't know sylvia whoever she is there's too much of her
i loved that lady and watch her on stage i don't know who the fuck you're talking you don't know
sylvia oh my god i'm gonna play you some sylvia james it's country music i know like four people
she had a song called uh nobody and it was about uh her answering the phone and the person
on the other end she said who is this and the lady said nobody and so she knew that her husband was
cheating it's a great song that sounds terrible all right moving on um i believe i've heard
jolene which covers all that it really does covers the whole genre i think it's enough for me for now
it's all about some chick that's getting in here on my man.
Speaking of stealing, crime rate in this town.
Property crime, we're stealing here.
About one-third higher than the national average.
So it's high, a little high.
But then violent crime, murder, rape, robbery, and, of course, assault.
The Mount Rushmore of crime is just over more than double.
What? So it's over double the
national average i don't know what's going on on the farm yeah but holy shit watch out
watch out it's enough of sylvia you gotta walk her yeah it's too much sylvia maybe that's what
it is they've had enough i've had it with sylvia how many fuck how much sylvia are we gonna watch
times i gotta hear nobody how many christ's sake it's too much i want to kill everybody jim quick retired what the fuck else am i gonna do
the coastline's not playing i gotta it's all a sylvia i gotta look at now perfect
fuck my life so that said how wonderful this town is and sound doesn't sound wonderful sounds like
it smells like hog you can buy a giant house for nothing.
And they have Popeye's.
So that's good.
That said, let's talk about a murder.
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Hi, my name is Zach Stewart-Pontier.
I'm one of the filmmakers behind The Jinx,
and I'm excited to bring you the official Jinx podcast.
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you get your podcasts. Why not? Let's get into it here. Let's start out by talking about a couple
of people. We're going to talk about a storybook couple all right this i feel like everything they did they just had john cougar mellencamp following them with a notepad and that song
about that yeah what are they doing now oh oh yeah they're buying a little pink house all right
that works for me they got a scarecrow look at that i could write a song about this is gonna
be perfect yeah i feel like that's that's what this is this is like small town murder americana here right uh robert
daniel arnold jr let's talk about first uh goes by danny okay everybody calls him dan or danny
doesn't really go by robert probably because his dad is robert since he's a junior yeah there you
go so it's probably easier to call him by his middle name he's born in 1951 uh we're going to
catch up with these and him and his wife here in the 80s though in the 1980s so he's born in 1951 uh we're gonna catch up with these and him and his wife here in the 80s though in
the 1980s so he's born in 1951 he marries a woman named donna jones and uh she becomes donna arnold
and she's a year younger than him so they meet they get married beautiful they have a couple of
kids yeah they're doing great it's the storybook deal um for a while they lived in wires
cave virginia cave okay well no not i don't want my town to be called cave anything cave
do you all live in a cave that's what that i know they don't but that's what it sounds like
is it like wires w-e-y-e-r-S. Wire. Somebody's cave.
Somebody named Wire had a cave, and they named the town after it.
That doesn't sound good at all.
No.
In Virginia?
It probably was a cave.
They probably did live in the cave.
I feel like it sounds like a bunch of people huddled up around a fire like cavemen, chipping
pictures into the wall with a chisel and a hammer.
We work in this coal cave, so we may as well just stay.
Fuck it. Wire's the biggest guy. Why not? We'll just's wire's cave i'll just live here yeah he gets to have sex
with whoever he wants i'm next i realize i'll spread my cheeks now wire it's all right i'm
i'm next i understand jesus wire gets the run of the place it's his mind it's his cave it's his cave so we're gonna catch up with him in 1984 1984 they've moved out of here uh she donna was a part-time dental assistant for dr
joseph green in harrisonburg virginia and uh and he was doing his thing danny was doing his thing
as well now they live in clinton north carolina they moved down to Clinton, North Carolina, but her family is still in Virginia and a lot of their family is in Virginia.
So they moved down there because they both get jobs at a church down there.
And Danny commutes from Clinton about an hour to the Raleigh-Durham area to Wake where he goes to school to further his ministry, whatever, to get a degree in, I don't know, theology of some kind.
I guess that helps you get a better move up the church hierarchy, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe the bucket's fuller that they pass around.
I don't know.
I don't know how any of that works because I don't go to church.
I never was a church person.
Are you a better?
I mean, if you get a master's degree, you're better at whatever it is you get your phd you're better is that how it works i assume who
interviews the priest yeah that's what are the pastor or the minister who's the who's ahead of
them like who's who how do you know do they just show up that's a great question whoever just shows
up and takes over like is that i get it the catholics have a whole system but in the mormons
but like in this system does whoever shows up in his most charismatic,
he's most full of shit.
Listen to him.
He knows more of the Bible.
Sorry religious people.
We took tests.
That's what I mean.
I don't know how it works.
Is there a paper test?
Yeah, who the fuck is in charge
if the guy in charge, when he gets there,
the guy who can recall verses,
where you scream them at him,
and you can just recite them.
He knows the most of them.
He said the scariest thing. He told me things that jesus will do to us and it's the scariest
of anybody else's so i'm he knows everything up to and including the threats so let's listen to
him listen now it's all listen good now they live in clinton like i said they work at the
emmanuel baptist church in clinton and he serves
as the minister of music oh which sounds like a swinging title it really does like if someone in
the 70s that sounds like it would have been like a you know one of rick james's nicknames he's the
minister of music the fucking you know the pastor of pop i can't believe it's not somebody's album
right the minister of music someone's the king of this well I can't believe it's not somebody's album. Right?
The minister of music.
Someone's the king of this.
Well, it's because the acronym is MOM, and that doesn't sound good.
No, but the pastor of pop or the pope of rock.
I'm going to be the pope of rock.
That's what I would be if I was a rock star.
I'm the pope of rock.
Yeah, the king of pop was Michael Jackson.
Isn't there a king of rock? I don't know. There should be, should be right i don't think so they used to say that about elvis but
that's oh yeah yeah that's he's the king of stealing shit from others he's the king of
sort of really just marginally talented he's the original uh what is that appropriator yeah oh yeah
yeah he's good at it he'd have been on the twitter shit
list nowadays always be they would hate him yeah you stole all of it publicly he would be ruined
it'd be bad you bad but instead it's all good it's fine he drove a buggy on the beach it's all
good we're all he did a bunch of things he put the jail uniform on yeah it's around the other
jailbirds you know so the So the Emmanuel Baptist Church.
He's the minister of music.
Fucking rocking.
Just want to be like.
Woo.
Yeah.
Of course I have to make the devil.
Minister of music.
Hung out and everything.
You know it's he is.
He's.
Platform hush puppies.
Fucking rocking.
I just pictured him all
fucking coming in
with his hair all long
hell yeah
just be like
face paint like a juggalo
everybody
it's time to rock
and on the
on the seventh day
yeah
God rocked
two
three
four
God is an awesome
God he reigns
I was gonna say
he plays George Thorogood
covers with God lyrics mixed in.
God to the bone.
For the day he was born.
The wise men all gathered around.
One prayer.
At this point. One Bible, one prayer at this point yeah one bible one prayer one bible one prayer no queers
i love that song one One battle, one prayer, no quiz.
Minister of Music.
Yeah, he's good.
The wife here.
He's solid.
He's solid.
He's rockin' it.
Ah, you fuckin' jumped me on that.
But it's okay.
It got out.
Fantastic, yeah.
I don't care how it got out.
It needed to get out.
So good. So his wife is the church organist as well. that but it's okay because it got out i don't care how it got out it needed to get out so uh
he uh his wife is the church organist yeah as well oh yeah she's rocking it while he's up there
with the devil horns and the electric guitar so this is a combination yeah it's good i want all
george thorogood religious music that's so good his songs are simple and the and the you can turn
them oh you turn anything because they're one syllable two syllable words so there's nothing
everything rhymes with everything he makes that's so good it's so beer yeah it all goes my friend
opens for him I'll bet I could get I wonder I don't know I don't know if I bet but I think
I'd love to ask him to make some fucking parodies of his own music i don't know if
i bet why don't we just do it i think it's funnier that'd be great that's the same thing if we get
him to play it while we fucking make it we can get like a weird al thing going on here we just
make like a i want george thorough got involved in this so bad i do too let's get him involved
i love him he alive fuck yeah still tours he's amazing that's what i want
i want it so bad george oh my god
oh you wouldn't do it no his audience would find out and they'd be like oh they'd be angry oh my
god no you know what they'd probably love him it's they'd probably love you
get away with anything i'll bet he'd sell more of that shit than his old stuff he probably would
he should make christmas albums too just you could mix that in there so god damn come on george you
can do better than what you're doing you're doing great but i'm sure but you could probably do
better even if you release some shit yeah do this so unbelievable he funny. We're free mapping George Throgon's career.
That's not even close to over.
You're like 70 years old, George.
Let us take over from here.
You don't know what you're doing anymore.
We're going to manage your career.
So spring of 1984.
This couple, they have a couple of daughters.
They have a six-year-old.
I'm not sure how old the other one is.
I think a little bit younger.
But they have a six-year-old daughter at this point.
They're working at the church doesn't get any more it's all church oh it's all church she wears donna wears like dresses down to her ankles you
know what i mean it is just all church all the time all small town southern god pays the bills
doing the thing there yeah so spring of 1984 uh they meet a young man who's 22 at the time here
uh now he's a barber when they meet him his name is carl edward stuffel yeah and stuffel is just
like it sounds stuff the word stuff with an l at the end e l s t u-L. Stuffel. So we're going to call him nothing but stuffel because I like saying.
He's 22.
He's a barber.
Great trade.
My grandfather was a barber.
You can make a lot of money.
For 40 years.
That's what immigrants did.
That's one of those things where you know at some point his father told him,
everybody always is going to need a haircut.
Everybody needs a haircut. It needed a haircut it's never gonna stop the hair it never stop growing it just to keep
it coming job of security it's a job of security yeah that's what they would think the immigrants
back then so i could imagine his father was you don't even have to make it come up it just comes
up on its own it just to happen you know, you don't have to plow the field.
It just grows.
The crop just grows.
And they come to you, and then you just cut off.
It's nice and easy.
You don't even go to them.
It's so easy.
You do.
So how did he learn to cut hair, you ask? Yeah.
Did he go to like a barber school or something like that?
Yeah.
I don't think that's for barbers.
I think that's a modeling place.
Sounds good.
Sounds like it should be.
Well, there's also Barbizon.
They have Barbizons for modeling, and they have Barbizon, which is the hair side of that.
And then you cut the model's hair, and they take pictures of it.
But that stuff that they put the scissors in is called Barbisol.
Barbisol, yeah, absolutely.
It should be called Barbizon.
The blue shit.
When I was a kid, because my grandfather was a barber, so he had the glass jar, the big
tall glass jar with all the blue shit in it.
With the thing you pull up.
Yeah, with the thing you pull up and the things.
He had those all over.
The thing you pull up and the thing.
Yeah, the thing you pull up and it's got a screen with the combs and shit on it.
Yeah.
That was the coolest shit when you were a kid.
It's awesome.
It almost looked like a science lab.
Right.
You know what I mean?
It looked like it should have bubbles in it.
Yeah, because it made the glass.
I wanted to drink that shit so bad.
I don't know why, but whatever color that Barbasol is, is a delicious looking color to me.
It's that Listerine blue.
It looks amazing.
It looked like there's some flavor of high C maybe.
When I was a kid, God, I knew it was poison.
Or a nice watered down blue Kool-Aid.
Yeah, it looks great.
I wanted it.
I believe it.
I knew better, but I still wanted it.
Good.
I'm glad you're
restrained i did i kept it i wouldn't be here right now it would be a sad tale my career thanks
you and that that's one of those things where no one would even feel bad no you'd look at that and
go well i mean the world would have got him eventually drinking the blue shit the combs
are in he didn't have much of a chance there's scissors in there he still took a sling i mean there's hair in there you think that would have kept him away from that's
a little yeah tiny shards of hair but uh he'd have ran into traffic at some point so stuff although
he learned his trade while in prison for breaking and entering my god uh yeah he's got a list uh prison record as long as his arm
he's only 22 but it's all breaking and entering burglary he's into drugs that's not his he likes
drugs and he likes living a basic scumbag lifestyle is what he's doing but he gets out of jail
and he's doing uh he's doing cutting hair and trying to get his life back together here in 1984. Yeah.
So what happens is this is a guy he'd taken drugs since he was like pre-10 years old, he said.
He's just one of those guys that did not have a good upbringing. He found it too early.
Who knows what this guy's home life is.
It fucked his whole life.
It fucked his life.
Yeah.
If your kids are doing, if any kids are doing drugs pre-10, that's the parent's fault.
Yeah.
Because the kid should be always supervised pre-10 so they can't do drugs and if your kid is like has drugs
accessible to them pre-10 that's your fault yes you should be able to keep physically keep things
away from a 10 9 10 year old kid for quite some time yeah for sure if the kid's 17 and doing shit
at some point it's like well yeah it's hard to control it's a little more of a gray area eyes off him at some point yeah they're almost adults but eight no two that's on
you so yeah he did that and he also just tons of criminal shit over the years he's had a bad run of
it basically old stuffle yeah stuffles had a bad run legally here uh he now dan are uh dan arnold
here our our main guy we just talked about.
Pastor Dan, Dan and Donna, Dan and Donna, Dan and Donna on, on music and keyboards right
there.
So he commutes from Clinton to wake forest every day or not every day, once a week to
attend classes at Southeastern Baptist seminary.
Wow.
Sounds like a party school.
Yeah, that is a party school every year they
release the top party schools it's always like florida state asu and the southeastern baptist
seminary college in wake forest it's always right there yeah it's partying it's crazy it would
either be one or the other though it's never like it's never just a little bit of degenerate behavior. It's either hard line, nothing, or fucking everything goes.
It's either Baptist seminary or...
Bananas.
Or shirts are optional for all genders all the time.
So it's crazy.
So he, on Valentine's Day, February 14th, 1984, serendipitous date here, he sits down in a barber chair, Dan Arnold, and has his hair cut by Stuffle.
This is the Valley Style Shop in the Crabtree Valley Mall in Raleigh.
So, yeah, he's going to the mall to get a haircut.
That's how big malls were in the 80s.
You just have to stop by the mall and get a haircut.
Strange.
So, anyway, he meets him. big malls were in the 80s you just stop by the mall and get a haircut right strange so anyway
uh he meets him uh dan entered the shop with the owner's nephew uh who he knew from the area and
stuff will cut his hair he was a new barber and he cut his hair dan uh talked to stuffle a little
bit while they're cutting hair and heard about his story dan's one of these guys who uh is very much
this point he's in his early 30s he's got a wife he's got a family and he's uh he's into the church
thing as far as lost puppies and shit like that and a lot of the church people are like this they
like to they they they help people they talk to people they find out somebody's story they go well
maybe i can get you a job here i know a lot of people here maybe change your life keep you off that path and uh by the way
right and uh by the way have you heard the newest george thoroughgood selection
i think we could really cement these thoughts here's the new george surrogate cd and we'll
see you on sunday and there you go have fun remember this when the collection plate comes around that's
it's going to be here so watch out so they they meet that day that night uh dan suggests that
they have dinner that night sure why don't we have dinner i'm going to be here anyway with the
college we'll have dinner and we'll talk more so they do uh they talk that night um and uh they
talk about uh stuffle tells Dan about his problems.
He tells him he's had problems with drugs,
and he's had problems legally also.
He's open about it.
He's open about it,
and this guy's saying,
I feel like Dan's one of these people that gets information out of people like that
because he wants to help them,
and they feel like,
he doesn't seem like a narc or anything.
I mean, he's fucking,
I'm an open book.
Minister of music, brother.
You know what i mean
he's like what's up yeah here to the rapper bob i am mom and minister of music right here and i
need to know everything i will tell you everything about me tell y'all you need to tell me about you
so they do they they talk and he tells him i've had problems with drugs my you know my whole life
and tells him that and he says i have legal problems also including currently i'm out on bail right now yeah i'm currently charged with larceny of a firearm
and looking at some jail time too so he's like you know my life's just kind of shit right now
and i'm trying to get it on track i'm cutting hair i'm doing this so they have dinner and they talk
about it um and then afterwards they go to a motel in raleigh and have sex oh that was quick
yeah how the didn't expect that did you whichever one of them that's a left turn ain't it one of
them is smooth talking as fuck um yeah no they're both this is they're both into this okay um dan
this is a thing as we'll find out for dan um that was fast yep there's a lot of straight guys that can't
handle that can't get that done that quick this is um i mean in 1984 though in rural north carolina
if you just found another person who was gay like i'm just pushing myself in what i'm not saying for
anybody else but if i was gay then and i there's probably not a openly gay was not a thing there i'm sure yeah so to
find another person who was into that would be like i would have been like i don't give a shit
if i'm attracted to you or not at least let's try this because there's nobody else right literally
this is all there is you're you're are you telling yeah you too yeah let's go that's what i'm saying
if you were in i know motel let's do it let's do it yeah if you
were you know somewhere so that that may have been how he got uh he probably professed to him right
that he was he's like well i have a wife and i get kids but i'm also gay so now you tell me all
about you i picture this being like um they ate dinner they talked about i don't feel like this
came up verbally okay in my mind this is how this went down i don't know like this came up verbally. Okay. In my mind, this is how this went down. I don't know.
Somebody touched a leg. In my mind, this went down as there was vibes and there was, you know, gaydar and they knew
it was up and they've not that they're either of them are even gay.
I'm not going to classify what their sexuality is.
It's as we'll see.
It's very much fluid here.
So but, you know, I think there was a vibe of some whatever.
And I think one of them was
like you want to go to the motel they're like yeah i'm driving sure no problem and i i think
it was just one of those like yeah of course one suggested something the other was like okay and
then i think it went like that wow i don't think it was like we're gonna go fucking the motel right
because we're we both have homosexual feelings right right right i know that the song said
yeah about the bible prayer but you know i'm saying right
i feel like it was more like a unspoken yeah it's gonna happen thing i feel like so
um he eventually dan believes that he can help stuffle with his problems oh yeah he can i know
one problem he can help him he fixed one of them. He fixed one of them. He is the mechanic of that one. He's got that all taken care of.
Fucking in a motel room, he's got it covered.
Done.
So Dan eventually starts talking about maybe you can move into our family home.
Oh, boy.
In Clinton, so we can help you out.
Is the wife, does she know?
Oh, no.
Oh, you can't do this.
Yeah.
Didn't consult with Donna about this at all.
Just talk to him about this.
Maybe you can come stay at my house and all this sort of thing.
Now, when he brings it up to Donna, Donna's like, hold on a second.
So there's this guy who has an extensive criminal record and who's having a drug problem currently
and a legal problem currently.
For theft of fucking firearms yeah so
he's got weapons and so you'd like to bring him into our home with our children right because
that's good right i'm gonna bring a very dangerous human being yeah by all intents uh documented
purposes into our family home yeah that's what you want to do and her concern is you want that
around our daughters you want that guy around our daughters but dan yeah persists
with the christianity of it all he says look that's the christian thing to do yeah this person
this is what we're supposed to be doing which is also dan's very well aware that he's not involved
in in the ladies also yeah also he is hung like a horse so there's that too so you put those two
things together our christian responsibility it's the lord i mean it's not me it's you know upstairs pleasing him he's pointing
up yeah it's the lord you know how it goes it's not i can't i don't make the fucking rules yeah
that and and he hears me having to talk you into doing what he wants us to do so you better hurry
up and get on the board because your your afterlife depends on this and he's working the equipment
like a champ i'm not gonna lie not you know how you are with the organ he plays a mean one too
it's he could take your place on the organ at least on at least one organ that we're aware of
at least one of the organs i'm not sure if the church will let him in but i have other organs
so dan though was persistent on this oh no we need to do this
and he took his family to meet stuffle and stuffles parents because stuffle lived with his parents at
this point so he takes his family to meet them great outing for the kids how'd you like to be
a kid there we're going to meet who yeah i'm fucking weirdo and his parents that you met uh gross who wants to see this so that's a
boring day for a kid so in april 1984 dan invites stuffle to easter services at emmanuel baptist
church in clinton where they work obviously he's the minister of music rock on and uh at the end of April here, as this goes on, they decide that he should move into their house.
Basically, after Easter comes and goes.
Got the okay.
At the end of April, Stuffle moves into the Arnold's house, which is close to their church.
You can see it pretty much from the house.
It's right there over through.
There's like a parking lot and you can see the
house in the church from each other so this will keep him close to the church which if he goes to
church every day he doesn't have time to do drugs great point there you go i think that's what
they're going for here so uh now just before stuffel moves into the house dan comes to donna
with another proposition okay he's gonna have this guy move in, which was a big deal.
Yeah.
Obviously, we're going to have some guy.
Now he wants more favors.
Total stranger, move into the house, be around our kids, you know, to get him off drugs.
That's normal.
He's a convict.
Go on.
Yeah.
Also, you know, he needs somewhere to stay during his legal battle.
Also, that's the other thing.
So it's another.
It's an issue.
But don't worry.
He has a job through which he got an apprenticeship in prison so it's good it's going great not bad look at my
head it's that's a good job tell you what so uh he sits her down i don't even know how to bridge
this oh boy he sits her down and he says okay this is what i'd like from you this is what i'd like from you yeah i would like you donna yeah to you
know you know stuffle who's moving in right uh tell you what um okay because i'm picturing this
is how he had to have stumbled into this there's no way he couldn't just sit this down and and
confidently spit this out he had to have stumbled into it and uh he said i want you donna to allow stuffle
to impregnate you oh oh my god okay how's that was that so so far how many times have i said
the last thing i expect you to say in this fucking case how does he why okay yeah um dan Why? Okay. Yeah. Dan had had a vasectomy. Oh. But he wanted more kids and wished for Stuffle to be the surrogate.
Yeah, right, right.
So, and we're not going to do this scientifically, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, and we're going to do it the old-fashioned way.
Let him, literally, let him bang you.
Push himself into you over and over until he finishes getting out what I want out of him.
Yeah, yeah yeah try to hold
it in jesus and then and then clam shut clamp shut really i mean vice grips do it up yeah stand on
your head on your house i'm gonna say if you can get upside down that would be ideal get it all
down let's let gravity work it's magic really really really let your fallopian tubes gargle
it that's what i need you to do soak it on in there is what we need.
Kind of shake your ass a little.
You seen them hip-hop videos where they make it clap?
If you do that upside down, I think it might work.
I listened to some outcasts, and they said, you know, it may have been Yin Yang Twins.
I can't remember.
They said to pussy pop on a handstand.
I think that's how you get it.
I think that's how you keep it in there.
So why don't you try it at least?
At least try it a few times why does why does he want this so why did he have the vasectomy was it uh i guess
he thought a medical problem or he was just done he was done done with kids and he's like now i'm
not i want another kid so he wants stuffle to do this so let him bang not only that he said yeah
it'll get him you pregnant which which is we want that also.
But there's an additional benefit to this in that this is wild, man.
This was said that stuff needed an ego boost.
Also, he's been real down lately, you know, with the prison and the drugs and the haircutting and the cheap Raleigh hotel sex.
He's been down.
So this would give him
this will help him out he'll feel good about himself if you let him plow you away a little
bit here so at that point it solves both problems is he okay cool right i'll go tell i'll go tell
him it's cool did he hit his head what's going on this is imagine being donna right here he's the
sweetest man alive ps I mean uh he's a
nice man this man may bang my wife and I'll raise any child that comes of this if he if he would
anyway I'll ask him I mean I don't know if he would want to plus he's looking he's feeling a
little down Pastor Dan is amazing don't you think that my friend's not feeling so good I let him
take a run at my wife I think maybe that'll that'll lighten his mood up not even just take a run at my wife impregnate her yeah knock her off good please
create a financial burden for me raw dog my wife please i'd really enjoy it if you raw talk my wife
that would be a get that off of your dick and just jam it in her come on good lord so i don't even
know what to say about right away Right away, we are in...
This isn't like a threesome situation.
No, no, no.
I won't be here.
No, no, no.
You should just have it.
Yeah, I'll probably hang out outside and listen a little bit or something, make you guys hors d'oeuvres.
This is unbelievable.
Get you drinks if you need it.
But he's trying to orchestrate this.
What a story.
This is insane already, right?
We're barely even scratching the surface here.
Is anybody surprised at this moment that this is a small town murder somebody's gonna lose their shit yeah this
isn't good this is not this is terrible this is not okay what bad ideas that sounds terrible this
whole thing yeah this is awful this is not gonna work out there has not been a one good idea so far
so far there really isn't other than george thurow good christmas album and
religious songs there really hasn't been any good ideas i feel like in this whole thing
yep not to pat ourselves on the back the only good idea we're making the best decisions out
of this whole show so far we're making chicken salad out of chicken shit and these people are
not so it's delicious uh now donna she's been asked i mean i don't know which is a crazier
reason poor don i'd like you to be pregnant by this man or it'll boost his ego either way you're
like what am i a conduit like what am i i think i've already bent over backwards now you want me
to bend over forwards yeah i have a convict sleeping in my house with my children i'm not a fleshlight right just invite people over to boost their ego by humping away on me gelatinous vagina what's
happening here kids out of it this is a weird gelatinous that's what a flashlight is i'll give
rubbery yeah whatever the pretty good thing somebody sent us one yeah right yeah so donna's shockingly enough she doesn't say all right she's
like what are you talking about oh thank god she's like are you out of your mind who's not on drugs
this is crazy so she freaked out a bit about it a little bit and dan dan got upset about it her she said no and he started crying and and like it was
basically hysterical about the whole thing as donna says she he was hysterical and um you know
all this shit so he initially agreed to uh you know i guess no but he was all upset about it he
was so upset that she finally agreed just to calm him down.
She's like, I'll agree for now, and then we'll figure it out later.
But what a wife.
He's having a meltdown right now.
We need to quell this.
I'll bang your little drug addict barber friend.
Sure.
No problem.
Does that make you feel better?
She is so nice.
I guess so.
So, yeah, Dan ends up later on, though.
He says that, you know, maybe it's not a good idea.
I don't know.
Dan goes back and forth on it.
So, wow.
So Dan later on decides that it's an inappropriate idea.
He's like, that's not appropriate.
Yeah.
What was I thinking?
Yeah, obviously, this is wrong here.
Clearly, I was all horned up.
I was more.
I don't know what I'm sorry.
I figured it was waffling on the stuff.
Kind of hot
you know i got some stuffle waffle going on right now so he they he ends up moving into the house
after all this first of all now he's got to move into the house right and like this conversation
has happened beforehand how creepy and weird and uncomfortable would that be even weirder if
stuffle's like not really on board with the banging of the wife and he's oh he was anyway
and then oh is he okay he was fine okay no no he brought that up dan brought it up to him first
like how about you bang my wife and he's like would you knock her up and he was like i'll knock
her up shit i got one thing i got it's jizz i keep making it and then he's gotta go stand by
and just stand by the door and go what do you think i mean i whack it a lot i ain't run out yet
so he's gonna stand by the door shrugging yeah i mean what do you think like mean i whack it a lot i ain't run out yet so he's gonna stand by the door shrugging
yeah i mean what do you think lady good letting your husband talk you into this so they're into
it so they move in he moves in stuffle moves in with the arnold's here and uh shortly after they
move in though the uh donna finds a canceled check for a canceled check to a Raleigh motel.
Oh.
Yes.
And confronts him about it.
Confronts Dan about it.
Why do you have a canceled?
Why do you have a check from a Raleigh motel?
Why are you staying in a Raleigh motel?
You commute.
You didn't sleep over anywhere, so why were you checking in?
There you go.
So that's the question.
She confronted Dan about it.
He made up an explanation.
And this was the
night that they met that they met this was that raleigh hotel so at the time dan lied about it
but the next day he uh they they had a babysitter there while they were doing some stuff and then
while he drove the babysitter home right before he drove her home he handed donna a letter oh
said here you go yep i can't
say it out of my goddamn mouth yep he said here's a letter and then took the babysitter home for a
uncomfortable ride i'll be back for an even more uncomfortable arrival oh boy thank god there was
no texting back then for him yeah about 15 minutes into that ride his phone oh shit zing zing zing oh boy as soon as you drop her off this thing better ring oh boy
yeah yeah so in the letter he says that he he basically lays out he says look i've been gay
since childhood he said his words he said he's been a homosexual since childhood and not only
that he has had male lovers in every place that they've lived together, including Clinton, including in this small town.
He's found dudes to bang.
Oh, my God.
So I have been banging dudes the entire time we've been married, the higher time we've
known each other.
I've been banging dudes my whole life because I like dudes.
That's what I'm into.
Yeah.
And it's hard to be that in this fucking society.
Hard to be that here.
So give it 10, 15 years years you'll hear a lot of
senators about this so you just go to church every day and that keeps the gay thoughts down
that's how it works god damn you just sing george thorough good songs and think straight thoughts i
guess was the thing back then i feel terrible for anybody that had to go through that and or is
currently going through oh yeah It's still happening today.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
It's fucking awful.
It's awful.
Back then, though, it was, I don't know.
Unless you're into both and you can hide it that way and you still got at least one thing.
But he also, you know, he has to have dudes.
Yeah, that's a problem.
He's into it.
It's ruining people's lives.
It's a problem for a marriage.
Yeah, it's ruining people's lives.
Not just hers, but also his.
It's ruining his fucking life every day. He's got to live two lives and then she doesn't know what he's doing behind
her back it's awful and then he's going to church too where they're telling it live by god and live
you and one bible one prayer no prayers i mean always tell the truth which is the standard i
think that's the slogan for i think that's it's on their flag. I think it's on there. Yeah. At least on those boards outside of churches.
They put those letters on.
So, yeah, he says that.
And he said that the canceled check was from one of these encounters, which was with stuffle.
And it was a one night stand they had after he met stuffle.
So she's got to.
That's a hell of a letter.
You're like the minister of music's wife and you play the church
organ you have your kids and you wear dresses down your ankles and you know you've got john
cooger mellicam taking notes and life is very calm and very you know whatever by the book and
then you get this letter like what's that this is a squall if there ever was this is interesting
yeah so donna becomes very upset rightfully so just to
not know this about your husband would be you know whatever and uh leaves the house and drives around
for several hours just goes and drives around just to i guess i don't know you gotta clear your head
if you find out your husband has been banging dudes all the time you can't you can't just go
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the course of this drive she considered leaving leaving Dan. You know, that was obviously a consideration.
Should I leave a guy over this?
But then she decided she still loved him and that the relationship and more importantly, the family, the children, everything was worth saving.
So she said, I'm going to stay and I'm not going to, you know, I'm going to stay.
I'm going to stay.
But the next day she she starts banging stuffle.
Oh, God.
What?
What the fuck?
Jimmy, you expect that one?
Or was that another one that you...
The next day.
Was that another curveball?
I mean...
How many...
There's not a good decision.
I mean...
Not a good decision amongst us.
Every time you're like, okay, what's the worst thing that could happen now?
She'll bang stuffle.
There you go. Let's complicate it worse worse i don't know what else she could do
besides she developed a cocaine habit like that would be dear christ uh yeah she began a sexual
relationship with stuffle the next day which is um wild yeah and uh according to stuffle this was
going on what he was telling people that they were engaging in sexual intercourse about every other day for the next few weeks so they're just banging away stuffle is loving life he is
stuffling it in there good he's really giving her the stuff oh he's at some at some other some house
he's not paying rent he's banging away on this one they're trying to get him out of his legal
difficulty for the church he's having a great life one-nighters in hotels with the guy and
having a great time that he is loving life oh he's loving it yeah and he's got a job a couple
times she wasn't didn't want to do it but he coerced her into into having sexual intercourse
three different times by threatening to tell the community about dan's bisexuality and also
insinuating threats against her children oh stuff will i hate you stuff was a dick yeah this is not cool that's a terrible i'll tell everybody he had the minister of music
i'll show him a butthole and he ain't gonna think he's a minister or nothing no more oh no um yeah
not not great so donna um wow so they they have this relationship though i guess it starts out
pretty whatever but then it sounds like it's contentious when yeah it sounds like she did it because she i mean she has a past now you know what i mean
and if she's going to be able to just do this whenever she feels that's great but now she has
to do it whenever he feels yeah that's no good yeah and that's the thing and now after the after
dan's big revelation here stuffle starts to basically he's trying to like be the alpha male of the situation
starts belittling dan at every opportunity he can and starts talking shit to him and making fun of
him and things like that in his own house with this whole thing about it while he's banging his
wife so what the hell man yeah this has gotten very weird and he begins to openly declare his
love for donna at this point i got kids shut up man in the house
stop him talking shit well you're gay what do you care oh my god you bang me so what do you care i
don't know how you even i'm like what do you even what are these arguments even like i hate this
they're too crazy friend no one's right oh yeah well this and that well that's true oh yeah well
listen that's true too there's nothing that's why you gotta live who you are yeah this shit this is this is horrible now there's blackmail threats
may 18th 1984 dan goes to his doctor for help with his nerves he's that frazzled this is and
this is may 8 it took three weeks three weeks he's literally seeking medical help right for nerves he was tearful crying and
suffering from low self-esteem he told his doctor that he had seen his wife and stuffle in bed
together and uh worried that carl was younger and better looking than him and freaking out basically
and so the doctor prescribed him some mild tranquilizer and told him to chill the fuck out and uh that's not gonna
help no but it helped he needed like a calm down though i think it was one of those he needs to
smoke weed he needs this guy needed some edibles bad real bad at least just uh just an yeah a
minimum of chocolate that's a 20 milligram or really to take it down a notch i think for him
20 maybe that would be a lot for him maybe Maybe a 10. A 10 for him would probably be good.
20 will make me happy.
20 is a bit much.
It's a bit much for him.
What did you give my uncle?
A 20?
A 10.
I gave him a 10.
That's plenty.
A 10 and a bunch of concentrate out of the vape pen.
A bunch of hits of crumble out of the vape pen.
He hasn't been the same since.
Good for him.
He was so happy.
He's really enjoying his life today. I haven't had this in 72. Good for him. He was so happy. He's really enjoying his time.
I haven't had this since 72.
This is the most happy I haven't smoked marijuana since 72.
Uncle Danny, you may want to calm down.
That's a little different from 72.
I was like, I would hit that lightly.
Well, that tastes good, too.
That's not like, he used to taste all dirty back then.
That tastes like orange juice. That's delicious., he used to taste all dirty back then. That tastes like orange juice.
That's delicious.
Yeah, it is.
That's why it'll grab you.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Next thing you know, he's stumbling.
He had a great time.
He had a great time at the live show.
So May 22nd, 1984, four days later,
Stuffle here asks a friend of Dan's, a guy named Daniel Statton, who's a friend of dan's a guy named daniel staten who's a friend of dan's he
asked him where does he know if he can get some weed somewhere we're gonna get some weed around
here okay so the minister of minister of rock here his uh his friend i guess he thinks he can
get weed oh boy this doesn't sound like a good place to get weed this town no um so he asked him if he could get weed now his friend here daniel statin dan's friend told dan
about this conversation this year he did go find weed no no he didn't get him he tried to dan tried
to find no no dan's friend dan dan has a friend named right but dan asked his friend dan no go
get dan some stuff i'll ask stuff i oh no dan's friend to get him weed stuff
is not the guy that needs it no i would say not so stuff will ask his friend to get weed so this
guy the friend told on stuffle and goes and tells dan this guy's trying to get weed great just so
you know because he was here trying to kick his drug habit and all this type of shit and drugs
and crime and all this and now he wants he wants weed so to this, now Dan decided that he was going to evict Stuffle
at this point.
This is the perfect excuse to get him out of here.
Now we got that going on.
So Donna and Dan pack up all his shit
and they found a pretty aggressive looking knife
amongst his stash
that made him a little uncomfortable.
Packed up his shit and had it ready to go.
Ready to go when he came home.
He came back in.
They told him never to return.
And that was that.
And then Dan went with Donna and the kids
and his friend Daniel Statton,
who told about the weed,
and they all went to the beach.
Okay.
We got rid of them.
Now let's go have a nice time.
Cleanse ourselves in the waters of the Atlantic.
Let's go baptize in atlantic let's do it
so they do that and she uh she uh they they say that uh while this happened um jesus christ man
they go to the beach at dan's request uh daniel confronted donna about her affair with stuffle
so he said come to the beach with me and confront my
wife about this for me can you bring up a very sensitive personal you know marriage thing with
my wife what how about you do it yeah you know i don't know what's going on so he asked his friend
to do this dan's not good with words unless it's the bible it seems like yeah or george there are good lyrics yeah so the dan or dan's friend
dan does it confronts her um and uh she never responded never gave a response but just started
crying so that's a pretty good response no yeah she regrets it she responds with tears it's probably
a bad probably happened so early june of 1984 stuffle is put in the hospital he's put in uh the arnold's kind of
have him committed oh basically uh not it's like a drug rehab but he asks them to do it too he asks
for help will you put me in here and make it so i can't check myself out because i want to kick
this shit right so stuffle does that this is the Dorothea Dix hospital here.
This is early June 84.
Now they would come to see him all the time, though.
He's a patient there for about a month.
The Arnold's would come to see him, which is fucking crazy.
What do they do?
I don't know.
I thought we're trying to wash our hands of him.
Nope.
They can't.
They can't stop.
Now he's there.
The worker, the social worker that's working with him and the psychologists that
are working with stuffle while he's in there uh basically said that stuffle told them that he was
in love with donna and and he hoped that she would leave her husband uh to be with him i hope i'm
hoping she'll leave him and he told stuffle that such a relationship was unrealistic and asked
stuffle what other options were available when he was released from the hospital let's not depend on her leaving her husband and you guys
being together what else can you do you know how difficult that has to do there's so much that has
to happen for that to line up let's think about something that's you know let's be realistic
within grass week one where can you go yeah so uh apparently stuffle said quote donna and i could
run away and then he paused and the the psychologist said he looked at him and grinned and said, or I could kill him.
But it was like a sarcastic, like, you know, let me get away with that.
Tongue in cheek.
That could happen.
So he said, yeah, don't do either of those things.
Right.
Just worry about.
Bad plans.
Yeah.
So the Arnolds kept visiting the staff.
This guy's name is Dubrick, the guy who works there.
He said that he and his staff members
observed stuffle mrs arnold and dan arnold here donna and dan and stuffle huddling together in
the hallways and they said the first impression was that there was some sort of religious
thing like they were praying together some you know i don't know they're all in church and shit
like that so they just assumed they were praying they said after a while though the practice
was perceived as quote more sexual than anything else like they were huddling up together in the
hallways and feeling each other i don't know what was going on but that's hand jobbing that's the
staff was saying it was a more sexual thing and they were ordered not to touch one another while
on hospital grounds that's exactly what they're doing i feel like there was some they huddled
together so they could not be seen and i don't know what was going on an actual circle jerk james yeah it's fucking so weird
he said it was a sexual feeling type of thing gross that is called a circle jerk that is a
little weird circle groping my word groping jerking that's the german version so they said it was inappropriate and distracting to
other patients so please don't do that put those away yeah you know how that goes uh stuffel was
sick from drug use he said and he called the arnolds at that point uh uh you know begging
for help that's why they ended up in the hospital he called begging for help and they said fine
you know we'll put you in a hospital. You can't live here anymore.
The sheriff's deputy who drove Stuffle and the Arnolds to the hospital to drop him off said that Donna Arnold was the only one who could control Stuffle.
She could control him.
Nobody else could.
So, yeah, there was that.
After they dropped him off, they had left for a week in the mountains and wrote and called Stuffol frequently while they were there.
Then when they got back, they went and visited him.
They were jerking each other off or whatever they were doing.
They got yelled at.
It's fucking weird.
So they visited him several times a week.
So Bill Dubrick, who's the therapist here, he said that the sexual thing was obviously very weird.
I see it. I see it happening's in front of a coke machine it's yeah just in a hall what are they doing over there everybody everybody trying not to look right
like they're like they're about to pray just everybody join jenny's
everybody hold the cock sorry donna
hold the cock sorry donna i'll leave you out of this one so the staff asked them to stop touching him and at one point um they were discussing discussing options for the future um you know
and and he said you know i just want to run away with don he kept saying it stuff will said that
also the doctor the therapist told dan at one point that by the way he's mentioned
several times that he could kill you so he wants to be with your wife and you know killing you
seems to be an option we don't know how serious he is but heads up on that one you know just so
you know maybe you could put it to music i'm not sure so bad news yeah Yeah. So Dan told the therapist that he would lose his position with the church if he didn't end his relationship with Stuffle.
But then Dan said that he would rather move than end his relationship with Stuffle.
He'd rather uproot his family and his job and everything and move so he can keep this relationship going.
Why does he want it?
I don't know.
I want this guy out of your life as quickly as possible
so now and this was actually serious because later on uh dan adana finds a resume that dan
wrote out and everything like he's looking for a new job and it's dated june 8th 1984 when stuff
was in the in dick so it's all it all lines up when he was in dicks yeah when stuffle was in
dicks that really weuffle was in dicks.
We have to take a second as comedians to recognize that we just said stuff and dicks in the same sentence. Stuff and dicks.
With a one word in between them.
And it was fine.
So July 5th, 1984, Stuffle asks permission to leave dicks on a weekend pass.
And they said, you're going to have vaginas this weekend and this weekend.
I'm sorry.
Come on back for the dicks. For the d dicks leaving the dicks hospital on a weekend pass dan initially agreed
that stuffle could visit them in clinton for the weekend yeah which sounds crazy but then he later
called back the hospital to revoke his permit her his permission to come to his senses exactly now
dan was hysterical because he said that stuffle had told him about her affair with Stuffle.
So this is before Donna just cried, didn't say anything.
Now, Stuffle has detailed and laid it out for Dan.
So Dan's very upset and doesn't want him to come over.
So, yeah, the they said that he was, although Dan had been hysterical and shouting and crying when he called to say, don send him here then he called back the next day to said i changed my mind you could send him
so stuffles therapist though um you know knowing about this craziness and also knowing about the
homicidal ideations that stuff has for them uh yeah he says tell you what he talked to dan the
therapist and encouraged him to
break this relationship off with stuffle just just don't do it uh so the they end up not allowing the
visit this hospital staff says you're not allowed to leave this weekend just keeps him there that
weekend so that weekend the arnolds brought stuffles car and belongings to raleigh and told
them never to return to their home so they brought the shit to the hospital said here's all your shit never come back every day it's different come here don't come here
here's all your shit don't come back next day they'll be you know this is a broke uh broken
relationship this is so so ruined already it's so weird so it's completely fucked so the dubrick
the therapist he said that stuffel was depressed after the visit and was sure
that uh donna still loved him and wanted to be with him stuffel kept saying she loves me and
she wants to be with me i don't understand what's going on wow so july 12th 1984 stuffel is released
from the hospital and now we bring in our next character yeah uh who's got a name that can only
come out of small town murder great between carl Carl Edwards Stuffel and Gerald Junius Tart.
Yep.
Which they sound like they're looking for a golden ticket to go to Wonka's factory.
Did Gerald Junius Tart get a ticket?
Gerald Junius Tart.
Junius.
J-U-N-I-U-S.
This is a man?
Gerald Junius Tart.
Okay.
And Carl Edwards Stuffel. Yeah. They sound like Gerald Junius Tart. And Carl Edward
Stuffle. They sound
like Dr. Seuss characters. They do. This is
ridiculous. One's got a little curly
Q on his head. Totally. And big
stupid sock feet. And the other one's got no hair on the sides
just like a poof. Yep.
Blonde. Yeah. Yellow.
Bright yellow. So
after...
With unbelievably long necks. Super and size 28 yes so and they
walk on the ceiling you know it so stuff was released from the hospital he after he does he
moves in with gerald junius tars yeah his friend they've been friends since they were teenagers
they've been engaged in many many criminal acts together um you know they're just they've been friends since they were teenagers they've been engaged in many many criminal acts
together um you know they're just they've been in and out of jail together they do drugs together
it's his jerk-off teenage friend right uh now he tart gets carl a job for the same maintenance
company that he works for yeah so he can you know handyman handyman shit exactly so they first met
in 1981 tart and stuff oh god tart and stuff stuff. That's the worst cop show on television.
They are this Thursday.
They are the reason that Angie's List was created to keep gentlemen like this out of
out of your home, out of your home, doing fixing your refrigerator.
Jesus.
You should be replacing anyway.
In the middle of the day.
Right.
Good God.
This is horrible.
They met in 1981 and they had committed break-ins and
taken drugs together and even served jail time together both as a youth and as adults so they're
doing great they go back yeah he uh he said that uh that ended up happening now he asked his friend
gerald junius tart on july 4th he said will you do me a favor yeah gerald junius tart you love him
gerald junius you love his name so much it's the stupidest name i've ever heard in my life
i was like if the rest of this story isn't good enough for a small-time murder murder gerald
junius tart will do it put it over the top that better be a family name oh my god whoever picked
that your uncle your great
grandfather junius starts we're gonna give you his his name is her middle name because he created so
much yeah it was gonna be the orange junius but he hated it so he chose the julius get me an orange
junius sounds delicious so he asked gerald junius tart he said gerald junius tart will you do me a
favor yeah would you murder that Dan for me?
Oh, my.
Would you do that, please?
Murder Dan for me.
Initially, Tartt said, I guess so.
Why not?
Sure, I'll knock him off.
What the hell?
But then he didn't do it because this is while he was in the hospital.
He stuffles like, I'm in the hospital.
So we'll know it's not me.
So you go kill the guy and they'll go out.
Who the fuck knows?
You know, and it'll come out that he's been he has like boyfriends and shit.
They'll think it's one of them.
Don't worry about it.
You know, he's he does all sorts of stuff.
So apparently Tart agreed to it, but he didn't carry it out because a police officer had noticed him loitering near the Arnold home and asked him what he was doing.
He said, oh, I'm just walking here and the cop let him go.
But then if the guy becomes up dead that night, if anything happens, that's happens that's the first guy you're looking exactly well i was talking to a drifter
that night so that's a drifter named junius jerald junius tarts gonna stick in your brain
we'll holler at that guy first no shit because i saw a cop and my name is gerald junius that's
why i can't do it do you know now tart by the's hard, by the way. So he and Tart, Stuffle and Tart.
Jesus.
And they all they plot to how they're going to kill Dan.
Basically, how can we do it before you get out of the hospital?
Then he gets out of the hospital.
Maybe we can do it after you get out of the hospital.
Let's figure that out.
By the way.
So they're plotting to kill him.
By the way, Dan has a plot, too.
Oh, oh, Dan has a plot, too. By July 17th, Dan is also plotting to kill him by the way dan has a plot too oh oh dan has a plot too by july
17th dan is also plotting to kill stuffle oh this is an arms race now yeah now we have a little
mexican standoff this turned into now whoever gets it first this isn't this is crazy this isn't a
predator and prey situation hunter hunter yeah that's what i mean oh boy on that day he sent a
letter to his friend bill pool
stating that he would kill stuffle if he thought he could get away with it and he was considering
how that could be possible like i'd love to kill this fucking guy any ideas mr pool any ideas chief
could use a hand i mean he's a criminal he writes this in a letter though and then mails it why
would you do that he's not a criminal that's He doesn't know. So Dan asked his friend to contact.
This is what Dan gets into.
He's serious about this.
He gets his friend to contact various drug dealers.
Now, Stuffle had drawn up.
This is what a scumbag Stuffle is, too.
Stuffle had drawn up a list of drug dealers that he knew.
Just to know.
That guy sells that.
dealers that he knew just to know that guy sells that a list of drug dealers in anticipation of trying to make a deal for that firearms charge that he has oh my god he's trying to get out of
that whole thing so he's basically making lists of information that he can offer the police exchange
for drop charges so he's got a list of drug dealers at the house dan has that list of drug dealers
dan asks his jesus frame call these guys call these drug
dealers here's the yellow pages of murderers i guess i suppose here's a bunch of criminals
call them and uh yeah uh so this is dan thinks like a tv guy yeah well maybe they'll kill him
it's his thought he's seen so much tv what if they yeah they'll kill him they're into one thing
they're into all of it yeah that's how it would so dan hope the drug dealers would just kill stuff
well that would be that and you know problem solved yeah which i mean that's smarter than
the other plan i guess so the letter all but the letter says quote that's what one person says but
the letter so says quote they're part of it i have told donna
that in the event i cannot find someone to help me have carl done in for what he has done to us
i have it in me to kill him myself i want him dead and i will not rest until he is
that's from dan my god dan speaks like a 1700s man from the west yeah this is prairie if i can't
have him done in for what he done he speaks
like he's writing to relatives back east yeah uh it's i've been in dodge city for seven months now
i've seen many men many men killed man named carl has done some things to us if i have it in me to
fix him if i in the event that i cannot find someone to help me have Carl done in for what he has done to us,
I have it in me to kill him myself.
I have it in me.
Then ellipses, dot, dot, dot.
I want him dead and I will not rest until he is.
My man.
That's basically Tombstone.
Yeah.
He just laid down the cowboy gauntlet and he's going to go out there and do his shit.
With a jacket on covered in dust.
That is an amazing. He dipped his pen in his quill and ink and then he did until it's done and to seal the envelope
he used wax yep he melted it so july 18th 1984 the next day this is coming to a head this is
crazy so this is uh on that night dan and uh donna participated in the service at the emmanuel
baptist church and while at church there by the way that day the weird church conversation remember
his friend danny staten yeah okay danny staten dan asked daniel staten to kill stuffle at church
he's like hey remember i asked you to contact those drug dealers? Well, the wheels are moving pretty slow.
These drug dealers, I don't know if they're backed up.
It's a busy time of year.
It's the summer.
I don't know if they're on vacation.
Maybe it's you, Dan.
They take off in July, right?
The drug dealers, I think, they take the whole month off.
They go to Paris that month.
At least this whole week, it's 4th of July.
So I can't get a hold of anybody there.
You think you could just kill him for me?
Weird church talk.
I remember you confronted my wife for me. So what if you is the same thing right this is asking too much it's first
confront my wife okay i'm out right there but i guess if you're gonna go along with it you're
friends with them that's fine then after that can you call this list of drug dealers well not really
i don't really want to do that but you know what fine it's a phone call how bad could it be
then hey you want to kill this no absolutely not no no you've i'm drawing the line there and he said no dan stat
and said i am not killing this guy we're in church i go to church pay attention we're here right now
yeah have you listening to what they're saying this whole time obviously i'm not into that you
need more classes so dan informed him then well i guess if uh you won't do it i'll just contact the drug dealers
on the list and i'll see if they'll kill stuff okay look that they don't want them they don't
like him anyway maybe one hand can wash another and we can both get rid of this fucking guy okay
this guy's gonna rat on you and he fucked my wife so and and me so statin discouraged him from this
he goes don't do that that's that's not right he said that
basically he said look if you do this you're gonna end up dead yourself you're messing with
drug dealers and crazy people and it's horrifying this isn't you right you're the minister of music
at the church with your wife who's the organist you do this isn't what you do yeah i don't know
where the hell you turned into breaking bad all of a sudden, but no, this isn't the way it works.
This is insane.
I don't know when he turned into Breaking Gay, but this shit is weird.
Listen, this is Breaking Dan, so I got to fix this.
I'm telling you, this should be the name of the episode, Breaking Gay.
Breaking Dan?
Or Breaking Dan.
You can't put gay in iTunes games.
Probably not.
I don't know.
I don't know what the hell's going on so
statin uh discouraged him from doing this now after this uh they ended up returning home uh
they get home after church it's night it's like a full day of church by the way this is like they
don't go for an hour this is they're not worried about the games on so uh yeah so michelle honeycutt is there as well michelle
honeycutt is receiving a piano lesson from donna she's a friend of theirs she's a grown woman who's
getting a piano lesson by the way and i think of like an eight-year-old when i think piano lesson
but if you want to learn to play piano at any age it's fine maybe it's a bucket list i mean who
knows i'd like to learn how to play a little so michelle honeycutt she says that during the lesson that
donna sought uh tried to find her contact lens stuff because her eyes were irritated she had
her lenses in all day so she was looking for the solution and all that shit so she was looking for
it and she realized that she left her pocketbook at church that has her contact lens shit in it
she's like god damn it left my pocketbook in there my lens shit's in there now what the fuck am i gonna do so she's upset she tells dan i left my damn pocket
book at church so michelle honeycutt says dan said he would go back to the church and get her pocket
book that's nice and michelle says that donna um and donna she offered first she said she'd go with
him um you know i'll go with you we'll go together and she said and
then dan said back to her no no you stay here you and michelle practice you're doing that you don't
need i'll be right back it's right over there who cares okay so um she said well i don't have to
have it tonight i have some stuff in the bathroom i was just looking for it and you know it's there
so if you want to go in the morning that's fine too donna i'm a good husband she's like yeah you
that michelle can't play piano for shit if i hear
fucked up scales one more time i'm gonna my head's gonna explode she needs the few more minutes i'm
leaving yeah this is ridiculous so dan goes to church to get the purse so um about a half hour
goes by yeah no dan oh 45 minutes no dan i can see it it's like 11 o'clock yeah it's right over
there it's like 11 o'clock at night though dan hasn't come back yet first they're like he probably got into a conversation with
somebody that was lingering and you know he's social and whatever uh but then after about 45
minutes michelle honeycutt says we'll go let's go over and look for him since the piano lesson was
over so they get so it's michelle and they get donna and the kids in the car, Donna and Dan's kids, and they drive over to the church.
Their one daughter, Dana, is six years old at this point.
So this is a quote from Michelle Honeycutt as they're driving up to the church.
Quote, Dana was the first to see something lying on the ground.
I got on her.
I said, don't say things like that. She said she thought the child was teasing. She said, someone's on the ground i got i got on her i said don't say things like that uh she said she thought
the child was teasing she said someone's on the ground she was like don't say that you're done
she thought she was picking on the kid was just joking around like what's that over there awful
yeah she said quote then we could see someone clearly lying on the ground everyone in the car
started screaming and crying um they didn't she said she didn't bring the car
to a full stop she put the car and she said without even putting it into a full stop she
put it in reverse which the transmission loved her for that like a cop basically what am i 12
miles an hour park jump right out the fuck are you doing to pay for that transmission
assholes back and forth we have to pay for that stop transmissions aren't free police officers sorry i see your fucking speedy chase uh videos i get
lawsuits this i'm gonna save every municipality in this country a lot of money right now unless
there is a life or death chase going on tell the cops to make a complete stop before putting the
car in park like they would with their own car yeah at home when you go to the grocery store do you just just fucking drift
float into a spot and throw it in park to stop hitting from hitting the other car
parking lot transmission e-brake no you don't no one does that the automatic doesn't have an
e-brake like fuck it i don't own this thing like no stop doing that i love when i see
them chase people and they like pull up to like the videos the body cams when they pull up to an
event and they fucking slam it in part and then they go to jump out of the car and their seat
belt isn't even undone take the time yeah while you're undoing your seat belt come to a complete
stop how about that?
You took a second.
Yeah.
You ruined the transmission, then took a second to take your seatbelt off.
Let's just think about it logically.
That's all I'm saying. Every time I see one of those body cam things where somebody gets shot, I watch for that
part, and then I just stop and go to the next video.
I know how this ends.
I don't want to see somebody die.
This part's the good part.
I don't like watching people die, first of all.
It's not fun.
Watching this guy fuck
up a car and himself is my favorite part every time i'd watch any a show like that i'm like why
don't you stop first stop the car stop that extra second is that going to be the thing you're
murdering my taxpayer transmission jesus so um yeah so they're they're doing this uh everybody
in the car started screaming and crying.
Yeah.
And throws the car in reverse and went to a nearby convenience store to call for help.
Everybody was screaming because they just saw somebody lying on the ground.
Honeycutt here said, quote, I told them just to quit screaming and pray.
No, figure this out.
That person could need help.
Prayer is not what we need right now
medical assistance is probably good if someone's lying on the ground you think they're in trouble
the screaming is a natural reaction that you know six-year-olds do exactly get medical help and then
while the medical staff are working on then you can pray about it all you want yeah at that but
that let's get the thing that actually works done first and then you can pray and maybe that'll work too but i'm just saying that's fine calm the girls down but don't tell them don't uh yes so once they get
there they find it is the lifeless body of yeah you don't even know who could it could be anybody
at this point and we'll tell you next week dan arnold no next say to next week to find out who's
dead it's dan it's dan god damn it dan is Dan is dead on the ground in the lawn of the church.
Right in the church lawn, he has been beaten and beaten about the head.
Oh, my God.
And his throat is cut, and he has been stabbed repeatedly.
Oh, my God.
Like, more than you can count.
Just a vicious death.
Packed up, throat throat cut beaten badly and uh
right next to him lying right next to him pocketbook his wife's purse got it yep god damn
it wife's purse right next to a great husband in a pool of blood with his wife's purse there
clutched in his hand um the really weird thing about this is if that's not weird enough to find
the minister of music dead in the yard of the church um is once they do the autopsy and everything they find out that he was repeatedly
stabbed with two different knives which is odd two-handed very strange very strange two-handed
attack it's hard i've seen that once in my life and i've heard of it once and that was a kid in
high school stabbed a kid with
steak knives like that two of them on the first day of school he was all fucked up on dust and
shit though he did it and then he went and sat under a tree and the cops just took him but he
brought steak knives and hacked this motherfucker up real bad yeah he almost died it was bad he
stabbed him in the throat that was what oh yeah it's just a fountain oh yeah yeah my friend got
blood all over my shirt because i learned he was in the office anyway it was bad stuff so anyway the uh wow um they find him in the lawn this is like i said
very hard the children are crying hysterically obviously about this they found their dad dead
which is horrible like right away too that's super fucked up yeah um they said that donna was uh used a tissue to wipe her her
eyes and nose she said that she had to restrain donna with a bear hug to prevent her from running
to the body and all that sort of thing she said she tried to console her saying quote donna it's
too late he's already gone as you could see that his throat was i mean it wasn't like anything you
couldn't cpr wasn't going to be a help at all um she was screaming and wanted to get out of the car
but she wouldn't let her do it at that point so uh after the police and rescue personnel get there
they uh mrs honeycutt says that uh donna went into shock she said quote she was just kind of
standing there kind of staring she said that she had to help donna back into the car uh back in there and and basically put her feet in the car for her wow she couldn't
she was uh catatonic almost here and drove her back to the house so um that's weird so the next
day comes up and michelle honeycutt is kind of sticking by donna to you know she's being a friend
she's helping her out helping her with the kids.
Thank God for her at this point.
She needs her there, you know, playing bad piano.
She listened in, Michelle did, on a phone conversation.
She overheard and ended up picking up the other line to hear.
Yeah.
Because she's nosy.
Between Donna and Stuffle.
Oh.
And, yes, this is apparently when St will finds quote finds out about this and uh she heard
stuffle asking quote do you think do they have any leads or know anything yet that's what she heard
there and uh that was the day after like we said and uh she said quote donna told him that uh we
have to be strong and pray and carl said yes yes, like we talked about last week. Oh,
that's what Michelle heard.
So honey cut was like,
okay,
that's a weird thing.
Um,
listening to that.
And then afterwards,
uh,
Donna said that he called to say happy birthday.
Cause Oh,
by the way,
it's Donna's birthday today.
Yeah.
It's a,
it's her birthday this day.
It's the next day.
Yup.
He,
um, she said that uh um
she he just tried to act like he was surprised is what michelle got out of stuffle that's what
it sounded like to him he didn't seem surprised to me so this michelle is seeing some stuff
she said quote i asked her i said donna do you think carl could have done this and she said real gentle
like no he's just not that kind of person so that's what donna said and another church member
said uh called donna because the press was asking about stuff now one lady said that she was quote
a class a lady a model mother and was very devoted to her husband. So, poor woman. Now some letters are found. Oh boy.
Oh boy.
This is some letters written by Donna to Stuffel.
One of which says, quote,
Words cannot fully express how anxious I am for Wednesday.
By the way, Wednesday is when?
Wednesday was July 18th.
For Wednesday, I have real fears for your safety,
though our someday is very close
that's what she had written stuffle what the shit the week before also is a letter written by
stuffle to donna on august 8th 1984 so a few weeks later in which stuffle asks arnold to reply
he says quote wish i knew where you were all at I'd come right away if you want me to do that.
Gerald, Gerald Junius Tart, that is, and his girlfriend send their love and best wishes.
He's been real strong through all this.
So he's been really strong through all this.
Why would Gerald Junius Tart need to be strong?
Weird, right?
Is it because you're crying about the loss of your friend?
Well, it's a little more than that, I think.
By the way, two and a half years go by.
Oh, boy.
Nothing.
They got no.
Nothing.
Oh, my.
They don't arrest anybody.
Yeah.
They have no leads.
They have no nothing.
They know there's something weird going on here.
Yeah.
They're suspicious of Stuffel because everything was fine.
Then they bring a criminal into the house, and now he's dead.
So that's a thing.
And there's some weird fucking letters.
There's some weird letters.
They don't know about the letters yet, so they're investigating this over this time donna
collects two hundred thousand dollars in insurance as well which is a lot of money in the mid 80s
still is now but in the mid 80s it's a shitload of money my mind for that you could buy a fucking
huge house there as we found out for less than that now back then now in 85 you could probably
buy half the town back then you probably probably buy that $300,000 house probably probably christ two of them i would think back then so um yeah i man
this is this is wild donna said that stuffle uh when asked about things now they're when they
talked to donna here in 1987 and and all over the years she said that she began that stuff will begin making advances toward her
after her husband revealed that he was a homosexual to her that was her words not mine
she said quote one day he called me to his room and said he was so uncomfortable because he was
aroused okay this is what she said yeah she said this is what stuff will this is her first sexual
encounter i'm so uncomfortable my dick is so hard that's a weird thing i can't get this to go away oh man he kept
on he kept on and said that this would be my way of getting even with dan she said at first she
resisted but then she gave in so um sometimes you got to relieve your friends didn't you see
in plain sight when that guy uh jerked off his
friend yeah i mean it's just that was the same thing strangest scene ever that belongs in this
yeah thing here i'm just it will not go away they say after eight hours get a doctor it's
only been six maybe you're my doctor what do i do be a wet nurse
so while they were at the hospital apparently dan and donna had told stuffle that they were in love
and wanted to be together but then they had you know how that kept going back and forth so finally
february 1987 back to gerald junius tart the uh the kingpin of the well the lynchpin of this whole
thing not kingpin right so uh gerald junius tart is picked up by the police here uh he is arrested for some
other shit uh breaking and entering charge so he's arrested for that and he is facing a long
prison term because this is like multiple breaking and entries entries right and he's on parole and
the whole deal so his mother tart's mother who also knew stuffle at this point produced copies of the
letters that donna had sent to stuffle as a bargaining chip here so to gain tart's release
like hey i know who killed that guy yeah this breaking and entering isn't a big deal look at
this conspiracy murder plot that i have here so that's you think my son's a bad guy look at this paperwork
so bad is he yeah so uh this leads police to stuffle who ends up uh you know in a lot of
trouble here because tart tart is alleged to be the man who drove stuffle to clinton and then back
to raleigh the night of the murder and also who lied to provide an alibi for stuffle during the
initial phase of the investigation that's that's to provide an alibi for stuffle during the initial
phase of the investigation that's that's why stuffle didn't get arrested or anything or they
stopped investigating because he had an alibi based on gerald junius fucking tart here such
a silly name to say in a serious way favorite i love them police were able to at that point
figure out from there what's going on and they get a confession out of stuffle yeah oh yeah stuffel gives it up pretty stuffel sings yeah stuffel sings now here's tart's story
because they have different stories very different stories he said he drove stuffel to clinton on the
18th and uh because stuffel didn't want his own car being seen around there and uh gerald junius
tart said he parked by a rose's department store and let stuff allow he said quote
i went to mcdonald's and i got something to eat and was watching the high school girls go in and
out of mcdonald's gross he's like 22 yeah but still gross um yeah i returned to my car and
waited for him when he returned he was bare chested from the waist up and had something
rolled up in his t-shirt when he turned up he said hurry up and
get out of here i noticed he had blood on his forearms and on his hands i asked what had happened
and he said that he and dan had gotten into a fight so uh tart said on the way back stuff will
said that quote said he wished it wouldn't have happened but he couldn't change it and then he
told him to stop by a creek or a river. So that's a weird thing.
He said on the drive back,
stop by the creek or the river.
All right.
He said while Stuffle was changing into spare clothes,
a scuba knife with a blade about eight inches long
fell from inside the rolled up t-shirt.
Scuba knife.
This is Tart's story.
When Tart stopped by a creek,
Stuffle got out,
threw the rolled up clothes and the knife into the creek
and then he says, quote, we went back to my
house and showered. I picked up my girlfriend
from work. That's Gerald Junius Tart.
Now, February
1987.
I didn't do it. I'm only creep enough to eat
at McDonald's and stare at high school
girls. You know, I'm just eating the Big Mac and staring
at them high school girls. You think he had a Big Mac?
The chicken nuggets just came out a couple years ago they're pretty good he got
four 39 cent hamburgers i think he did probably with no drink no drink and a cup of water okay
i have a water no ass that is the most disgusting thing so february 1987 they arrest donna too
oh they arrest stuffle and they arrest donna so donna is arrested in
virginia where she's with her family and she fights extradition really while she's in virginia
they give her a bond and let her out of jail in virginia just while they're trying to extradite
her here is a picture of donna going to court oh donna does that look like a woman who you'd go oh
man she's a wild and crazy lady no look at her ankle length ankle wrist length yeah everything
covered so conservative yeah that lady is arrested for the murder of her husband that lady wow that
is fucking wild i haven't showed you stuff yet she looks like the most conservative librarian on
earth absolutely and we'll post that on our at murder small on twitter uh at small town pod on
facebook there small town murder on instagram we'll post
that so the police talked to donna here let's let's get her story and see what she says she
says several months after the murder that uh that's that stuffle or i'm sorry that donna she
said that she had been in an involved in an affair with stuffle she admitted that after the after the
several months later she said okay fine i wasn't an affair there she said she found out about her husband's gayness and after finding i don't know
whatever after discretion indiscretion no the jet it wasn't what he did it was the point that he
wanted to fuck guys all the time and not be married to her probably so uh this gayness i don't know
that's i figured that the essence of his gayness is the bigger issue in
marriage but it sounds like as a person it doesn't matter but in a marriage it's a problem sounds
like royalty it does his royal gayness his royal gayness yeah sir daniel arnold that's what she
said anyway ministry of music ministry of music so after finding his jacket stub, she says the receipt or the canceled check for the hotel.
Yeah.
She said that Stuffle forced her to have sex with him three times by threatening to expose her husband's, quote, illness is the way she put it.
His illness.
Wow.
Lady.
Yeah.
um yeah so um she told them that she encouraged that he had encouraged her by saying that she had an opportunity to get even and all this sort of thing she says they only slept together three
times that's it three times and it was all coerced her and stuffle her and stuffle and that's not
which other people know though sure here's stuffle here yeah right there oh what young guy really
yeah look at him he looks like a banker kind of on the suit he's got a
beard he's a dirtbag not the beards make you a dirtbag but an 85 a beard was a not a same thing
everybody was clear yeah cut and there's a it was not a fashion statement no it was just like i'm i
don't want to do this and i yeah i can't get a razor that works right i'm tired of this shit
so he says that a few days after he moved in with Tart, this is this is Stuffle's story now, that he and Tart broke into a scuba diving shop, stealing an assortment of equipment, including knives and spear guns.
Whoa.
That's what they were planning on.
What?
How?
Stuffle says they intended to murder Dan with a spear gun, with both of them having spear guns.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
But after target practice in tart's yard i can't
eat shit they deemed the weapons were unsuited to the task they said they were more accurate
underwater because that's what they're made for you know they're not made for shooting the minister
of music in a church parking lot fucking nutcases not to be used in a church parking lot i should
say right on the box not for shooting you know through the air at human beings you know
try to avoid that this is a last-ditch effort to save you from jaws is what it is that's what it is
just in case jaws is coming so tart swore uh by the other hand this is stuffles got one story
tarts got another tart said he did not participate in stuffles burglary of the scuba shop and that
he never had any spear guns at his house.
However, Tart's former girlfriend said that Tart and Stuffle visited the scuba shop the day before the burglary and she saw a spear gun in Tart's closet.
Oh, my.
So, Stuffle further says that he and Donna said that she would leave her pocketbook at the church on the evening of July 18th
and then send Dan for it, giving Stuffle the opportunity to attack.
How else would Stuffle know he's going to be in the parking lot?
She tried to talk him out of it, James.
So on that evening, Stuffle says that he and Gerald Junius Tart lay in wait in the woods near the church until Dan popped up.
They said that Stuffle says that he and tart killed dan he said
that he and donna were in love and that she asked him to kill dan because she feared that a divorce
would be too hard on the children yeah dead father as much as finding their father's corpse is much
easier on them that's fine he agreed to kill dan only uh because he loved donna is what he said
now tart this is the what Stuffle says.
Stuffle says, Tart first hit Dan with a slapjack,
like a weapon there,
and then Stuffle stabbed Dan in the chest,
and then Tart finished him off by cutting his throat.
That's what he said.
Wow.
Making up for the two knives.
It would be hard for one person to beat, stab, cut throat with two knives.
It's difficult.
But also, he's only accounting
for three wounds at this point yeah well he means stab i'm stabbing away and he's cutting the throat
that's what he was saying so it's kind of that deal stuffle claimed that uh that tart definitely
helped murder and he even said that was tart who inflicted most of the wounds he's the one who cut
his throat and then hit him at first but tart stated he says no no no no no only part i played was to
drive him to the scene let him out of the car stare at some high school girls yep and then get
back in yeah so prosecutors have to decide what the fuck they want to do here how do they do this
who do they charge how do they charge like you're the prosecutor who do you charge here you have
donnie you have gerald junius tart and you have stuffle i mean i certainly charge her uh for sure uh because she is if his story is that and that's exactly what happened you know
what i mean yeah i might i might use him to uh prosecute everybody use him as the as the guy that
that testifies but charge everybody who i use stuffle as the testify guy and then charge everybody okay what
they end up doing the prosecutors give gerald junius tart full immunity they believe him they
believe that he wasn't there they're they're gonna it's more convenient for them to believe he wasn't
there um so they believe him when he says i just waited at mcdonald's he gets full immunity to
testify against stuffle yeah and they charge stuffel and donna with second degree murder and conspiracy to commit murder i think
that's absolutely crazy it's pretty fucked up it gets worse though it's it's pretty interesting
here so they give him total immunity there so stuff tart is just a he's just a witness at this
point um yep he just admitted that.
Tart also maintains that he first heard of Arnold's death.
The first time he heard for sure about Dan's death was on the 6 o'clock news the following day.
They asked him why didn't he suspect foul play when Stuffel returned to his car.
That's when the cops talked to him.
Stuffel came back to the car with blood on his forearms and his hands, and Tart responded,
I've seen a nosebleed.
Oh, boy. That could have been nosebleed. Oh, boy.
That could have been nosebleed.
I hate him so much.
He's lying like a motherfucker.
He's an asshole.
He's a fucking liar, Gerald Junius Tartt.
While a patient at Raleigh Hospital, Stuffel asked Tartt to kill Arnold, like we said,
and Tartt testified that when he saw the blood on Stuffel's arms, Tartt asked what happened.
Stuffel told Tartt that they'd been in a fight with dan and that uh you know carl told
he said carl had told dan that he loved donna and uh that's how it went he's tart also said that
after that night stuff will express remorse over the subject of the death so there tart's testimony
uh said he said quote he told me that he could get him out of the house the day after the Wednesday night service.
Stuffle said that he would leave something at the church,
and then he said that he would pay me if that's what I wanted.
And Tart said that Stuffle had mentioned money could be left in Mrs. Arnold's pocketbook
for Tart to take after the killing.
So this is the plan that he offered him.
That's a huge problem with the charges.
so this is the plan i'm having a huge problem with the with the charges based on the fact that if if he'll say if stuff will say what he did and implicate his friend too he's implicating himself
and i stabbed him right in the chest first stab me i did it yeah he his story his story adds up
his story adds up more than tarts more than anybody's story so uh tart testify he said that
he would testify.
He later will say that he said he refused to kill Arnold after the third time that Stuffel asked him to.
He said, after I was supposed to have killed Dan, I just told him I couldn't do it.
And then I didn't go to Clinton.
That's what he said.
So he said, sometime after this, Tart said that he went to a Raleigh swimming pool where the Arnolds had taken Stuffel on a day pass from the hospital.
He sat on the edge of the pool and Tart said that Stuffel introduced him to Donna.
Tart said that Donna was standing in the in the water talking to him while this was obviously when Dan was still alive, while her husband was playing with their daughters about 20 feet away.
Tart said, quote, She said that she and Carl had been talking and asked me if I could help them with their daughters about 20 feet away tart said quote she said that she and
carl had been talking and asked me if i could help them with their problem i told them that i didn't
think so uh adding quote uh one of them uh and she said uh quote money would be no problem she said
okay thank you and turned around and went back toward dan and the children and then carl said
that he would like to drown dan right then and there. Ma'am, your husband's right there.
Right there. You're literally asking me to kill that guy.
I can point him out.
I mean, he's right fucking there.
I get to do it now.
He heard us.
Yeah.
One of the, so comes up, there's a bunch of Donna's friends come forward here, talk a
little bit.
They say, a couple of them say that Donna was not the typical grieving widow after the
death, pointing out that she even played the organ at his funeral and also for a wedding three days after the murder.
God, she sucks.
She played an organ.
But under later on, though, another neighbor said that she also often becomes Donna often becomes withdrawn under stressful circumstances and a Clinton locksmith.
and a clinton locksmith they found he says that uh that dan arnold had hired him to change the locks in the house after the stuffle thing and that arnold had uh that dan had told the locksmith
that stuffle had threatened to kill him so this is a completely and this guy's just a locksmith
he doesn't know shit from shit um yeah uh also uh in march 31st 1987 1987, Stuffle is in court.
And what he does is he's going to confess and he is going to plead guilty because he's charged with first degree murder. Oh, yeah.
He is pleads guilty to a reduced charge of second degree murder in exchange for his testimony against Donna.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who's been fighting extradition still at this point
he admitted that he first implicated don in the murder on the morning before his plea bargaining
he said that uh because at first he wasn't really implicating her he was just saying it was the two
of him and his friend and then he kind of put her into it here um he said that uh he said that while
in custody he came to believe that donna only used him to kill Dan since he now believes that she was having an affair with somebody else at the time.
She thinks that he was that was her game.
That's what Stuffle is saying.
Stuffle swore that he was telling the whole truth in spite of the fact that he had lied to the police basically for two and a half years.
Well, his whole life.
So at this point, Donna's depressed.
She's depressed.
So at this point, Donna's depressed.
She's depressed.
The pastor of her church said that she went into a deep depression after she was arrested and even attempted suicide in mid-March, which, yeah, I don't blame.
Nobody should commit suicide, but I get the feeling.
Her psychiatrist termed it a major depression, and her incarceration could have an effect on her competence to stand trial later and on her ability to assist in her own defense if she were freed on bond however she would not put herself in danger or represent a danger to others she'd be fine obviously um so uh yeah late 1987 she gets
bail they set her bail at four hundred thousand dollars now um here's a quote quote we're more
than elated i don't think it will be a problem raising the bail money.
Do you know who that quote's from?
Who's the pastor?
That is from Robert Daniel Arnold Sr.
What?
That is from Robert Daniel Arnold Sr.
The Dan's dad is bailing out the mom elated.
Why?
Donna got bail and is happy to bail her out for the grandkids.
They're her biggest supporters.
They think she's innocent. What bail was set here they testified as character witnesses for her
and everything she's freed on three hundred thousand dollars bond and back with her family
yeah um yeah uh one of the people who chipped in on it said quote she's an exceptionally fine lady
a very reserved devoted wife and very attentive mother. Oh, my God.
So, 1988 is Donna's trial.
Okay.
It's moved due to publicity, because this obviously was...
Oh, my God.
Everybody knows this.
How would you not know about this?
This is crazy.
Oh, my God.
It was really hard to pick a jury for some reason, because there's not a lot of people, too.
So, they really went through a lot picking a jury.
Like, by the end of the first day, they had no jurors still.
Really?
They end up with six men and six women on a jury.
So even here.
They still have the death penalty on the table for her.
For Donna.
For Donna.
They're looking at that possibly for her.
The defense argues that the case against her should not be treated as a capital case.
And she's being charged with second-degree murder under a plea agreement.
Since Stuffle's being charged with second-degree murder. And so if since stuffel's being charged second degree murder and so that wasn't offered to her why is
he going to get off and not her and they were like yeah that's how court works listen you know
yeah there's strategy involved in this that's yeah the judge said that he quote did not have
the authority to rule on the proportionality of the sentencing and such a decision if one had to
be made would be left up to an appellate court basically complain about that shit later they also tried to impeach the credibility of stuffle
who implicated her in this whole conspiracy uh the lawyer filed a motion to allow the defense
to show the jury transcripts of stuffle's plea agreement as well as copies of other statements
blah blah blah prosecution opening here how do you think they're going to portray this thing oh
she is a monster have you ever seen the staircase yeah okay yeah when they're doing that trial that's
in north carolina that's in the 90s that's well past this time that's when gay is a lot more
accepted it's a very similar thing we have around then yeah we have a married couple we have this
guy who's also got you know men on the side things like that they
the way the stank that that prosecutor had on her voice when she would say gay to the jury was like
he's dirty right it was thick and that was in north carolina too so 84 they were laying way
worse yeah uh but they had to make you know they also didn't want to demonize the victim, obviously, because that's not what the prosecutors are going for and not what we're going for.
We don't care how gay you are.
We just wish he would have gone and been gay and lived his life or been bi or whatever his life was, live it and not be embarrassed by it.
Run it and shout it from the mountain.
I don't care.
I don't want anybody being blackmailed for what they know.
It's crazy.
It can ruin your life in so many different ways just the pressure of society alone to
dress like a man and whatever the fuck it's so dumb fuck just be you so the uh the district
attorney here said that uh donna had intentionally lied to police during the investigation and
everything was on purpose and it was a big conspiracy the defense opening here the defense says that uh she's a victim okay she is a victim of uh
he's a prositactor with gay a quote a victim of a quote evil and dark world oh boy who allowed
herself to be manipulated by a homicidal and homosexual maniac okay those go together that's her lawyer statement
she's allowed she's i'll say it like him she's a victim of an evil and dark world who allowed
herself to be manipulated by a homicidal and homosexual maniac and the jury went whoa damn
um yeah defense said that uh stuff will use used Arnold's connection with the church to avoid a conviction on the gun charge and also used his, quote, homosexual encounters with Arnold to bribe Mrs. Arnold into having dirty, dirty sex with him.
I added the dirty.
Yeah.
He said that Stuffle manipulated both Dan and Darna and Donna, quote, like puppets on a string on a gay jizz covered string on a on a gay just a jizz rope just a
rope of jizz can't climb it because it's slippery with jizz rope uh he told the jury also that she's
a victim of two criminals efforts to keep from going to jail she said that uh she was a quote
naive trusting woman trying to protect her home and loved ones from knowledge of her husband's illness.
Oh, my God.
I hate it.
Jesus Christ, man.
I hate that so much.
He's sick.
That's why he's doing it.
Sick.
Danny's parents testify for Donna.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Lots of support, too.
She's supported by all her friends and family.
They come and they pray with her and all that.
Here's the reverend.
She's a very, very fine Christian, dedicated person. Wow. friends and family they come and they pray with her and all that um what here's the reverend she's
a very very fine christian dedicated person wow um here's another one i really haven't met a dearer
person than donna this is another church person so many people snowed so uh the the pediatric
dentist she worked for said she's a quote very very fine person who works well with his young
patients and told the jury that once she's acquitted
he's planning on putting her back to work
in my place because I know how innocent she is
so you let her out of you're keeping her from
my fucking eight o'clock tomorrow morning
there's some kids that miss her down at the dentist's office
that's what he's basically said
characterized her as
too meek to speak out in her own defense
and said she was he was proud
of the way that she's
standing up in trial here danny's parents oh boy man i can't believe that they said that uh uh
the they said they were determined to keep she was determined she's a good woman who was determined
to keep her husband's sexual homosexuality a secret that's what it was he told the jury this is the father that father is ashamed
yeah he's gay son absolutely that's why they believe or at least the kid at least the son
thought he would be yeah one of the two uh he said that he uh and he is yes he's testifying for her
yeah he said that he first learned his son had homosexual tendencies a few weeks after the murder
when he asked investigators to show him the case file.
Arnold said this is the father.
The dad said that one of the investigators read a letter written by his son in which Danny revealed his fear of and hatred for Carl Edward Stuffle confessed murder of the guy confessed to him here.
And he also found Mrs.
Arnold sexual encounter with Stel and his gayness.
Everything is all in these letters.
He said the investigators told him they suspected Donald Arnold left her pocketbook there on purpose.
Both Arnold Sr. and his wife Marjorie testified.
And they testified that they have full belief in her innocence.
Full belief.
Unreal.
They said that his wife confrontedna with the fact that they were
aware of all this type of shit she said that uh hoping to uh we we since she was suffering
inwardly with this grieving process they helped her get like you know help for her grieving and
everything since then he said donna told them that she was sorry that they found out about the affairs
and all the all that stuff and
it was not necessary for anyone else to know she said it would only damage her friends and her
family or friends in her church and she said she mentioned nothing about herself she just mentioned
her daughters and things like that uh the father also said she always respected oh this is the
mother this is marjorie she always respected danny and what danny would bring bring forth as a husband uh she always supported him parents also say they'll get her a job they'll get her a job
they said even now you'll get her a job they said even now you have the highest regard for her and
he said even now oh boy they don't give a shit so they bring the letters in of course uh like we
said these are obviously in there they're postmarked before the murder july 10th july 11th those letters we discussed before gerald junius tart is on the stand of course you know it he's here uh
he's ready to rock and roll he said that he gave him a ride so that the stuffle could kill dan so
they could start a life together he said that uh you know he did that he said he just drove him
there that was the thing saw him with all the blood.
Blah, blah, blah.
Now, to discredit Tart,
her lawyer calls Tart's former girlfriend,
who testifies that she saw an underwater spear gun in Tart's closet
and was with both Tart and Stuffle
when they were casing the window of the dive shop the day before,
looking at the equipment that they ended up having later on.
Arnold was stabbed and slashed with knives there,
and Donna's defense contends that Stuffle and Tart stole the knives from that store and used them there.
Another defense contention was that they were going to shoot him with the spear gun,
because that's what Stuffle had said, Or that's what Stuffle had said.
But, yeah, they couldn't be shot out of water.
Now, Tart denies ever having gone to the scuba shop at all.
And then his girlfriend comes and contradicts him.
Donna testifies on her own behalf, which is she's got to go up there and go, I'm a nice church lady.
I didn't kill my husband.
You've got to present exactly what everybody's saying about you.
Yeah, she's charged with first-degree murder, the whole deal. I mean, she's got to get her ass up there and do some dancing.
The district attorney asked her if the letter she's the letter sent around back and forth.
This is your letter.
Blah, blah, blah.
You know, all that type of shit.
The she said that in trial, she testifies that stuff will raped her, which is this is the first this has come up at all.
That's astounding.
Even in the letters, this didn't come up.
Tricked was one of the things.
We're not raped.
That was definitely not.
That's a very serious allegation, ma'am.
Yeah.
Well, no murders there, too.
So they're all there.
And he's got all the big ones.
And then coerced her by threatening to expose everything there.
She did not tell investigators she'd been raped because she continued to feel threatened by Stuffle is what she said.
Now, she also said that she was an obedient wife giving into her husband's wish to allow Stuffle to stay in their house.
She said that even after she learned that her husband and Stuffle have had had sex in a sleazy motel.
She said, I really didn't have any choice but to stay.
Dan knew I really wouldn't leave him.
And yeah, she said, I, you know, she just gets on the stand.
She denies everything.
I didn't do anything.
She said, no, sir.
I never talked with anyone about killing my husband.
I love Dan.
Then they bring up that letter and all that.
Remember that shit?
She denied. She said that it's a forgery.
That's what she said.
There's a forgery, and Tart's parents had this forgery,
and they tried to get experts in to say it was a forgery,
and the judge was like, this is ridiculous.
We're not going to have a whole sidebar about the letters.
This is not going to happen.
There's testimony.
That's plenty.
So, yeah, they do all of that.
Stuffle is set to testify, obviously,
because he made a deal for testimony.
He testified earlier at his own thing
that the relationship was voluntary
and lasted several weeks
and that he loved Donna very deeply at the time.
During this, he invokes the Fifth Amendment.
What?
He won't say shit.
About her? About anything. He won't say shit. About her?
About anything.
Yeah?
He won't answer a fucking question.
He says, my name is Carl Edward Stuffle, and I take the Fifth Amendment to not incriminate
myself.
He does that.
Won't say shit except for that.
Unbelievable.
He's like a gangster.
He's like a gangster up there.
At her trial?
At her trial.
Yeah.
Won't say shit.
Yeah.
Which is ridiculous.
Which is ridiculous.
Now, the defense is pissed off that
they're doing that because that's yeah because he got a deal so yeah so the defense calls him so the
prosecution won't call him because he says he won't testify he says i'm not going to answer
questions so the prosecution says fine fuck it then yeah no need but the defense says no make
him testify you know that's what we want make the defense says make him testify but the judge says that part of the plea agreement called for him to provide truthful testimony in
the case but he also said the agreement wasn't made with the defense it was made with the
prosecution so that's their problem you can't request that he does that you don't have an
agreement with him you're the defense the prosecution could enforce their agreement
with him but that's none of your fucking business so carry on asshole wow that's how it worked so um yeah that's how that worked now close oh my god closing arguments come up here
and uh there's gonna be so many problems with this isn't there there's a lot so closing arguments
come in and uh this is a five-week trial this is a lot here obviously the her lawyers here drew stories from genesis and all this shit the bible
not phil collins your honor i'd like to call uh i'd like to call peter gabriel to the stand
and then when that doesn't work we're gonna work with phil collins we're gonna work with phil
so they i call the evidence he cannot dance
he says it himself so he says uh they compare her attorneys compared donna and her husband
to adam and eve oh my god and carl uh resembled satan in the way he wormed into their lives they
had to bring a religious overtone so you know it was going to happen march 16th 1988 is the verdict and they could have done
these three things with donna they could acquit her obviously they could find her guilty of first
degree murder or an accessory before the fact uh or find her guilty of second degree murder on an
accessory before the fact so first or second degree or acquitted, basically.
OK, the second degree murder instruction was made over Donna's objection.
The trial judge stated he was submitting the second degree murder charge to the jury to be fair to the defendant.
Since Stuffle had an opportunity to plead guilty to that offense.
That's what he said.
She did not affect.
She did not affect the trial court's instruction on conspiracy to commit murder.
Just that whole thing.
Just the added second degree murder.
Jury deliberates for three and a half hours.
That's quick.
Just pretty goddamn quick.
They come back with a verdict of guilty of conspiracy to commit second degree murder and guilty of murder in the second degree as well.
Not the first and the second.
So murder and conspiracy. Donna passes out again i bet ghost catatonic here um yeah she 200 people watched her as here's a picture of her being carted out on a stretcher oh wow yeah that's her
being taken out of court on a stretcher is that did he get it looks like stuff right there with
the beard are there any other bearded men in north carolina did he get out and get a paramedics
i think so i'm making the best of my life now in the sentencing here uh which is interesting
here the judge says uh well you ma'am may fuck off consecutive sentences of 15 years for murder and 10 years for conspiracy.
Oh, my.
25 years.
Yeah.
And you got to get paroled on one to get out and start the other.
And the conspiracy, that was the max.
He maxed her out on the conspiracy charge.
She'll be eligible for parole in eight to 10 years, they say.
to 10 years they say uh they said she said that the judge said quote that that donna had quote taken advantage of a position of trust and plotting to kill her husband and um yeah so uh she appeals
this though she does based on the court she says error a court error by submitting a possible
verdict of murder in the second degree which is what she got convicted of so um they of the court
said the conspiracy conviction was fine but she's appealing the murder conviction and the north
carolina appeals court overturns the murder conviction the second degree not the conspiracy
but the second degree murder conviction and uh but said her conspiracy should stand. She was convicted, obviously, of second degree.
She is pretty, you know, the judge at this point said, quote,
even if this was one of the jurors, the North Carolina Supreme Court justice said,
even if the evidence was overwhelming that Mrs.
Arnold procured or counseled co-defendant Carl Stuffle to commit the crime,
it's not readily apparent that that said counsel caused Stuffle to commit the crime, it's not readily apparent that said counsel caused Stuffle to commit the murder.
So she said he was in on it.
A myriad of reasons for killing Dan Arnold is what they said that Stuffle had,
but not really her.
So what they end up doing, basically,
the evidence presented in this case clearly shows a premeditated and deliberate killing.
The trial court erred in submitting the possible verdict of second degree
because the evidence supports only a possible verdict of murder in the first degree.
So they overturn the murder charge.
They can refile.
They can refile with first degree murder.
They can do all of this, but they don't.
They choose not to.
They choose not to.
So she has a 10-year conspiracy charge,
But they don't.
They choose not to. They choose not to.
So she has a 10-year conspiracy charge.
Holy shit.
Which right after this appeal, April 30th, 1991, she is paroled from jail.
Now, Stuffle has life in prison is what he's got, plus 10 years for conspiracy.
So it's 50 years is the life and then 10 years for conspiracy.
It's over for him.
So he's got 60.
So she's paroled April 30th, 1991. So she did about 10 years for conspiracy it's over for him 60 yeah so she's paroled
april 30th 1991 so she did about three years he's got to be for this 2011 he is released on parole
as well stuffle is let out oh my why are you letting this guy out is he the guy you want to
let out really no no he's the last guy i want to let out we'll max him how old is he now shit was he 62 not even 60
oh my fuck he's still spry enough to murder dangerous still spry enough to be dangerous here
um pretty crazy sleep tight james sleep tight everybody north small town north carolina there
was a book written about this yeah uh called the hymn of commitment by an independent newspaper editor yeah him yeah
uh sherry matthews wrote that and then in 2016 they made a low budget movie out of it 355 000
budget which is that's low for a like a murder story like this like a big murder story it's
called tarnished notes okay and uh the plot, because they change names and stuff, based on true events, Tarnished
Notes tells the story of a love triangle murder between a Southern Baptist minister of music,
his wife, and their lover.
In 1984, Jim and Judith Daniels moved to a small town eastern North Carolina as they
began their new life.
Jim meets a young man with a troubled past.
Judith does whatever she feels any mother would
do to protect her family thinks it's hot thinks it's hot uh yeah 355 000 the actress in it uh
carrie moscoe was uh appeared in the show one tree hill oh interesting i think she plays the
donna she plays the tree that he's found under it has a 7.1 out of 10 on imdb but it's only like
10 10 ratings so it could be just the same movie yeah and uh robert daniel arnold jr is buried
um in the springvale cemetery in clinton north carolina and uh he's obviously not moving
everybody is out everybody's out out. Oh, my God.
I am horrified.
Yeah, I'm very horrified by this whole shit.
Well done, North Carolina.
Good job, everybody.
I don't know what the hell.
You need like a post-game show to talk about what the hell should have happened, what could
have happened.
I don't know about the Tart thing.
I feel like, in my opinion that stuffle and tart
killed dan together yeah because two knives and a beating and all that sort of shit that's two
people i'm sorry it's two people that's two people yeah i believed stuffle i believe when they got
stuffle in there he spilled it yeah i believe he went i don't give a fuck anymore sure we did that
shit because i'm fucking him fucking this one i'm fucking that one i don't care i'm going for murder anyway he's everybody's blowing it north carolina's justice
justice system's on board doing the same that's what i mean good lord he was he said that you know
tart cut his throat but he also put himself in for stabbing him in the chest so he wasn't like
i stood by horrified while tart murdered i couldn't believe you did it that would be bullshit
obviously but this one you go that sounds like the most likely story probably i mean i don't know it's allegedly in our opinion i don't believe for
fuck i don't believe him for fuck no i don't believe anybody i'm the only person i believe
is carl and he's the biggest scumbag of the worst guy i don't understand that he's the most
somehow the most believable out of this whole deal for me unbelievable this is a crazy ass story man
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Patreon will be the worst town reviews I can find i can't just people savaging places it's going to be a personal beefs try to figure out why they're so angry it's going to be hilarious not enough
high school girls in the mcdonald's not enough you can get all of that at patreon.com slash crime
and sports anybody over the $5 level.
And if you just want to be a producer, have Jimmy mispronounce your name and feel good about yourself and have us really like you.
You can do that very easily as well over at PayPal using our email address.
Crime and sports at gmail.com.
My love.
Which is also, by the way, our email address to get a hold of us at.
That said, damn it, I've heard enough.
Jimmy, you need to stalk me down in a church parking lot and give me the names of the people who we love more than anything.
Do it now, Jimmy.
This week's executive producers are John and Susan McQuilkin, in memory of Phyllis McQuilkin, who would hate us.
And that makes me very happy.
That's pretty funny.
That's what Susan told me.
who would hate us, and that makes me very happy.
That's pretty funny, but thank you.
That's what Susan told me.
Also, Craig Cole, Rachel Amaza, Jared Durkee, Duncan Wilson, Elizabeth Goldstein, Jordan Bennett, Eric Peterson, Scott Barr, I hope he's Matt Barr's son.
I love Chris, too.
John Knickerbocker, Jackie Purney, Tim Wooten, Vanessa East, Melissasey ethan morrissey joy joy uh mungin mungin
mungin and star heart thank you guys so much for everything you do truly we can't do it without you
other producers this week are thomas smith uh trisha hempstead happy birthday cameron's oh no
yeah cameron smith jayden patterman uh bud permenter katherine corlisses i don't she
donated both ways thank you so much katherine
uh jude kendall kimberly cool cooey uh peyton meadows liz vasquez maria kip soosley cody baker
madeline isaacs max ringstad rebecca ales uh steve chanel oh steve thank you so much steve
uh bill says nate uh susansky i miss toby already man he lost his pup this week man that's brutal
oh sleep well toby uh jessica masary uh maze yeah masary masary i don't know christina
bummingo yep uh carrie butter oh larry butterfest it's his birthday happy birthday
just i said that uh robert suck su catch janice hill stephanie gropebeck kendall passmore
amanda knight elizabeth ann collins monica hernandez killian holsvaler uh john henry brandy
tomb travis marshall duck holiday yes cool wait what who john henry oh yeah yes uh where did i go
brett killian amanda m melissa turner alison wolf jess with no last
name markie beasley ann marie pine danielle webb amanda journey chris garver tim holzem
julia shiri viv what shirayev shirayev shirayev trey trey phillips amber kelly you're struggling
i know olivia foley car Carla Perry, Emily Rudder.
Is that the other light on?
I need a water.
Lisa with no last name.
No.
Yeah.
No.
I don't know.
Sherry Mullen, Valerie Alba, Ashley Bowden.
Dowden.
Bowden.
Oh, that's a D.
That's Dowden.
Kayla Bass.
That's amazing.
We're going to blame darkness on the first one.
But you can read with lights.
Sarah Conkle, Reed Shindell, Jay Soule, I think. Kayla Bass or Bass? I think it's amazing. We're going to blame darkness on the first one. But you can read with lights. Sarah Conkle, Reed Shindell, Jay Soule, I think.
Kayla Bass or Bass, I think it's Bass.
Maura Siebert, Adam with no last name.
Rebecca Allen, Anna Hill, Casey Lance, Deanna Hodge, Brian Hood, Amanda Oaks, Bailey Bunting,
Julia with no last name, Jeff Watts, Danielle Nelson, Brian Carquet, I think.
No.
Chase and Aaron. No. name jeff watts danielle nelson brian carkay i think uh no chase and aaron melissa clark ashley burns darcy sherman roberta bircham uh anna zurich angela cory ray cosker john o'hara
o'hara ainsley luon i think david springer jamie goldberg keenan uh keenan aynan aina aina oh boy oh gaga um oh fuck oh oh gaga um i'm so sorry
gave it a valiant effort it's never gonna happen alan uh hawkins cheyenne writer
brandon sasson season uh jesse would know last name chris would know last name christine rigney
christian would know last name manny edwards ben ingram blair fanning leshawn darby fox on stilts i guess she or he is very hot and tall cool i
Jordan Byers uh ellie or e lee jasmine c vatan greg briggs alissa alissa tyler uh vera thorster Alyssa, Tyler, Vera Thorisdoter, Krista Sovolati, Jesse James, Tyler S., Matthew Pope, Sana Puri, Danelle, Heather Shaw, Ryan Golaniak, Jen Lucas, CJ Hempel. Beth with no last name. Joshua Lee.
Nope, that's Neil.
Clements.
Derek Young.
Debbie Stacy.
Tanner with no last name.
Gailey Hawley.
Geralyn Emig.
Jesse Grams.
I like the measurement of weed.
I like it.
Candice Williams.
Brie Phillips.
Daniel Garipi.
Nope.
13 Foxtrot.
Holly with no last name.
Haley Jenkins.
Haley Grindstaff.
Heidi Elaine.
Robin Picks.
Chris Solomon.
Mendy Schmidt.
J. Lynn Eaton.
Rice Probin.
Princess Dogface Girl.
What?
Alicia Russ.
Wendy Stanich.
Michael Kulikan.
Bradford Von Beers.
He's up in New Hampshire, I learned this week.
Jenny would know last name.
Leslie Moore.
Jacob Haverfield. Blake Lux. Amanda Ward. Katie Morrison. von beers he's up in new hampshire i learned this week jenny with no last name leslie moore jacob haverfield uh blake lux amanda ward j uh katie morrison riley walker and bryson oliginec
fire starter pizza i i guess it's good i don't know eric burt i have some burt
quinn kunze uh melanie fagan kate hyan whitney weatherholt horton what the fuck lisa henderson kelly kintop
thomas cox margaret clark kelly doraco marine tracy hayley suxton uh laurie bowman joe i put
a little extra sucks on that sorry johann bacon queen city psycho uh dylan robinson laurie bowman Joanne Bacon, Queen City Psycho Dylan Robinson Lori Bowman, I said that, Jen Wallace
Adam Ellison Quinn
Ruben Nunez, Katie
Sueda Johnson, Mary Lou
Brian Dre Stahl, Drastel
Matthew Goff, Jacob Powers
Justin Hornecker, Jenna
Rome, I think it's Jim's daughter, Jen Wallace
I think I said that, Amy Levesque
V with no last name, just V like Vendetta
Greg Freetage Nathan Musak Jen Wallace, I think I said that. Amy Levesque, V with no last name, just V, like Vendetta. I like it.
Greg Freetage.
Confidence.
Yeah.
Nathan Muzak, like the system.
Rafael Garcia Ramirez, Beach Fox.
We have one on a beach and one on stilts, apparently.
Oh, look at us.
Jennifer Smith, Patrick Waits, Elrod, William Valencia, John Karpash, Randy Reed, Jeffrey Lanier, Anna Marie Campoy, Deborah Bob, Jacob Foster, Bob Davies, Aaron Szymanski, Andrew Fuchs, Sarah Jones, Natasha Tazzy Plissken, Candice Fitzpatrick, Liz Johnson, Lance Tafoya, Michelle with no last name, Matt Hatton, Jeremy Eagleston. Eggleston. Austin Koch or Coach or Coke.
Could be any of them.
John Clausen.
He gave it the full run.
Dee Hart.
Robin Lincoln Codjoe.
What?
Jesse T.
Eric Watson.
Sierra Stenfner.
Fucking what?
That's too many N's and F's together.
Mary Ann Jack.
Yep.
Mary Case also. Wilson Wilsoff, which is fantastic. That's a great name. what that's too many n's and f's together mary ann jack yep uh mary case also wilson wilsoff
which is fantastic that's not real but it's fantastic brian riley tracy no it's not it's
tom chapman because i love tracy sorry sheila connor also got a fast car she is fantastic
she is i love that woman owen mitchell james Bethel, Tristan Lafoya, Chantel Goyette, Sarah Lathrop, Dallas Grimm,
Mary Lynn Patio, DeAndre Floyd, Rich Carter, Tiffany F., Brianna Shores, Kathleen Legg,
what is this, Greg, Hot Chickaroo Pilkington.
I miss Hot Chickaroo.
That was a great song.
Prof with no last name.
Sarah Frances Ralston. Hot Chickaroo. That was a great song. Prof would know last name. Sarah Frances Ralston.
Hot Chickaroo.
Krista would know last name.
Deborah Johnson Chin.
Kelly Corletto.
Wendy H.
Sarah Frances Ralston.
I said that.
Homestretch here.
Melissa Perrin.
McCord Brickle.
Keith Sardi.
Christy Rayner.
Katie Clark.
Lila Cummings.
Skylar Adamansky.
Adamsky. Adamsky? Adamsky. Rainer, Katie Clark, Lila Cummings, Skylar Adamansky, Adamski,
Adamski? Adamski.
I don't mean Adamski thing.
Stephanie Lee, Jimmy Ryle, I think. Lyle.
Lyle. Lyle.
Sarah Darling, Maria Meyer,
Haley Stefkovic,
Paul Hively,
Hively.
What do you want me to say?
Your tongue was like, don't say, don don't stay don't say stiff kakavich
don't stay don't say it brian choice melanie argüeda uh jeff kuhn patricia herman maddie
mcallister susan wheatley nicole simper matt uh hugum hugheim jordan bell and hannah gibson joy mcmeans uh nicole hodgson jamie
magiera uh sherry holland tommy reed taylor becker espen not noted in natadon josh nowak
noick no no vac i don't caleb pearson i don't know what i'm doing how to pronounce maddie decker uh
samantha roman and all of our patrons you guys thank you so much for everything you do we can't Caleb Pearson. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know how to pronounce it. Maddie Decker. Samantha Roman.
And all of our patrons.
You guys, thank you so much for everything you do.
We can't do it without you.
Thank you so much, everybody.
We really appreciate it.
But going into that, into the shouts, I said that and Jimmy goes, Jesus, James.
That was grim.
It was dark.
Grim, mate.
Not grimmer than this story.
What are you going to do, though? Thank you, guys, truly, for everything you do for us.
This is the last show of the year.
Thank you for everything you've done all year for us.
It's been a magical year.
No, it hasn't.
Yes, it has.
No, it hasn't.
Yeah, black shit, like dark, underground, terrible magic.
Some Baton Rouge magic.
Yeah, some like David Blaine knockoff.
He's not even good at it.
He's just like, I have eyeshadow on.
You saw where I put the card, right?
It's in my butthole.
Are you going to go after it?
How can they get a hold of you in case they want to get a card out of your butthole?
You can find me on the internet.
I'm around it.
At Westman Sucks.
It's on Instagram and Twitter.
What about you?
I am at Jimmy P is funny.
You can find me on there somewhere.
You know how to copy and paste names and find people if you need to
and thank you guys
for the nice words you said
about my father
it's very nice of you
to give a shit
I appreciate it
I'm terrified
he's terrified
everybody's terrified
now we have reasons
because fucking lunatics
are on the streets
yay perfect
Christ
Christ
that said
I think it's time
to call it a week
and say thank you so much to everybody.
And until next week, everybody, it's been our pleasure.
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