SmartLess - "J.J. Abrams"
Episode Date: August 2, 2021We’re surprised and delighted this fine Monday… by Mr. J.J. Abrams. This wildly creative filmmaker and musician gives us an hour inside his brain. We’re humbled by his request to auditi...on for SmartLess advertising reads, we’re warned not to go down the rabbit-hole of modular synthesis, and we learn the genesis of the term “blockbuster.” All of this while Sean wears his Tatooine hat to impress J.J. (who doesn’t even notice).Please support us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey, Jason, did you hear Bennett wants us to do an intro where we're at the dog track?
Should we be worried?
Right.
Well, he's got great creative ideas usually, but he looked a little drowsy this morning.
You think he might still be up?
It was a long weekend.
Well, I'm worried because he keeps mentioning the dog track and I'm like, dude, stop mentioning
the dog.
Who's going to the dog track these days?
We live on the West Coast.
We don't go to dog tracks.
We don't go to Highlight either, Bennett.
Yeah, we're gonna go.
Boy, take a nap.
God, here come smart lists.
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Let me ask you anyway.
Yeah.
I got it.
Why do you wait literally until?
I didn't wait.
So, listen to me.
No, I'm just saying.
First of all, finish eating.
Can I just say something?
No, I'm just saying.
You always wait until right before we start recording.
Just shove eight pounds of food into your hole.
Well, listen to me for a second.
Yeah.
So, it's now, I'm on the East Coast.
You guys are on the West Coast.
It's one o'clock.
So, I was just, I was with all the kids.
Mm-hmm.
I had four kids walking into town and the dog.
Yeah.
And it took us 90 minutes to go there and back.
And by the time I got back, I thought I'd have more time.
I'm like, shit.
And I worked out right before and then I did a five mile walk.
So, I'm like.
You gotta do it.
I gotta eat and I got, I got back.
I had four minutes to go.
I hastily put together a turkey sandwich on some country white.
Okay.
A little bit of mayo and some salt and pepper and.
Jason's peeing, by the way.
That's why we're starting the show already.
And so I started with some sliced American and I'm there as well.
And then I hammered it down and I didn't bring the house chips,
the kettle chips into the equation.
But now that you bring it up, I'm going to have a couple.
Well, jeez.
Wow.
That was a five minute piss and will still eating.
Says you.
By the way, you have a gallon of electrolytes and you're giving me
shit for eating.
What the fuck?
Drink water.
But wait, Will, do you ever, do you guys ever go to like a regular
gym?
We'll just get back in the gym.
You mean, is there like a little setup in your house or do you
actually go?
And when you go, like I do, like normal people do, are you like a
germ phobe?
Because I can't.
Not in my own house.
I'm not.
No, no.
But do you ever go to an actual gym?
No.
Yeah, I don't because of that exact thing.
I will say this.
I used to.
I still do.
I used to go to the gym.
I belong to a very popular gym conglomerate for many years.
Is it hot dudes?
Is it hot dudes?
It's called hot dudes.com.
Dude, I already tell you this.
Yeah, you did.
What's the address?
Hot easy dudes.
Not easy dudes.
It was hot.
By the way, all dudes are easy.
Who's kidding?
Who?
It's true.
Hey, I don't want to paint the picture that, you know, us, you
know, I've been told this in my calling ourselves that Hollywood
elites have their own gyms.
I'm talking about just like, well, that and also like, you
don't need your own, like just running outside or doing a push
up or sit up at your house, as opposed to still talking, going
to a gym where you're sharing bodily fluids with people.
It's just even before the pandemic.
You're not sharing bodily fluid.
You're just tired.
You are.
What are you doing at the gym?
Listen, I'm a friendly fella.
All right, let's get to it.
Will, are you done snacking?
Can we go?
Listen, I didn't start the show snacking.
I was snacked right before and did it bleed into the show a
little bit?
Yes.
All right, here we go.
You guys are, I don't want to tell you how you're going to
feel, but you're going to be blown away.
I love this guy so much because he is the funniest, most
talented person in so many areas.
He also has really cool funny hair.
And if he's not careful and that's a grow, it will consume
his face.
But this guy's, okay, how about this?
The guy's first gig in the movie business was when he was 16
years old, he wrote music for a horror flick called
Night Beast.
Huh.
He also, I want to ask him about this next thing.
He developed or some kind of something for animation,
something for Shrek.
Nice research.
Nice research.
Yeah, thanks.
By the way, hang on.
Wow.
Are you telling me that this guy, something or something,
something for Shrek?
Yeah, something to do with Shrek.
I got to ask him about that.
Wow.
So wait.
And also, Sean, you're the best journalist I've ever met.
Also, wait a minute, you guys, listen to this part.
This guy directed Star Wars, Star Trek, Mission Impossible.
It's JJ Abrams.
It's JJ Abrams.
There we go.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Look at this.
Look at this fella.
Yeah, he's got a real shallow depth of field on that webcam.
I got Darius Kanji to do this podcast.
Wow.
It's a bit, we appreciate that.
You know, it's funny JJ, you always know when I email you
because I start every single email I've ever sent you with,
hey, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ.
What's up?
You must love it.
It's great.
It's funny.
Never gets old or funny.
What is JJ, by the way?
Jeffrey Jacob.
Got it.
Oh.
Never Jacob Jeffrey.
No, never.
Not once.
No, that's because it's not his name.
Yeah.
How are you guys doing?
Real good.
We're doing great.
How are you, JJ?
Wow.
I love this podcast.
I can't believe you're having me on and I actually think...
You haven't listened to this.
No.
You haven't listened to this.
No.
But I...
Not one thing.
No, I will though.
It's a great episode.
You'll listen to your episode and you'll send us notes.
No, it's...
Honestly, I love your show.
And I'm honored to be here.
You're very sweet.
Thank you.
We're honored to have you.
First thing I want to say, and Sean kind of tipped on right in the intro, how much
stuff you've created and worked on and done and how incredibly busy you are.
It's unbelievable.
And it leads me to my question, which is, I see some guitars in your background.
I'm thinking, when the fuck does JJ Abrams have time to play guitar?
When he's scoring Shrek.
I guess.
When did you score Shrek?
I was in the middle of Shrek and I just got inspired to get a guitar.
I didn't know you wrote...
But I left out...
You also wrote the theme songs to Alias and Lost.
Is that true?
I didn't know this about you.
What instrument did you start learning and how old were you?
I only did those theme songs because I could.
Because I was the one who said, okay, no one would ever let me do that.
But you can write music?
How did you learn music?
Was that a thing?
I can't read music.
I've always played and I always...
I remember we had a piano when I was a kid and I would just bang on the piano.
My dad would walk by and say, stop.
That's encouraging.
But I always would think, God, I wish there was a way that that was a string section
or something, an orchestra.
And later on, I was lucky enough to live in an era where they actually started to make
synthesizers and samplers and things where that could actually happen.
Yeah, that's so cool.
So now that's what I do.
Where did you grow up?
Where was that?
I was raised in Los Angeles.
That's very similar to me.
And your parents were in the biz, right?
Yeah, my dad still is a TV movie producer, which is unbelievable.
He's made a ton of TV movies.
Yeah, I didn't know this either.
Wow.
And my mother was also...
She was a lawyer and all sorts of things, but she also was a producer.
And so I was very lucky to get to grow up and visit sets.
My dad had an office at Paramount Studios when I was young, young.
And I remember at like 13, 14, I'd go and visit and I got to know the guards and they'd
let me in to watch them when they were rehearsing like Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley and
Mork and Mindy.
I went to the Happy Days set once.
I mean, it was amazing.
Yeah.
Wow.
What was your memory of that?
Oh, just watching Jerry Parris direct and watch these three huge cameras rolling around
and all the marks on the floor and, you know, really, I mean, it was awesome.
Yeah.
I mean, and somebody like me, you grew up in the Midwest watching the show.
Like I went to a taping of Laughin.
That's in the 70s when we were kids.
God, you're ancient.
Which by the way, you've talked about on this show.
Yeah.
Just to prove that I've listened.
Yeah, that's true.
Wow.
Good for you.
Good callback.
Oh, that was the Amy Sedet.
Okay.
Fourteen, three.
Minute marker.
Exactly.
But to know that you guys were in the thing that people just watched, like we had no idea
how it was made or anything.
We were just like, oh my God, look at these characters coming out of our screen.
And you guys were there.
That's so cool.
I always thought that would be a fun book, like called Fourth Wall, that would be like
what was the fourth wall we never saw of all those sets.
Well, you got two guys right here who would never read it.
Hey, JJ.
It's like flipping the reverse button on the iPhone, right?
To see the other way.
Yeah, exactly.
I would have said like I grew up, I grew up in Toronto and maybe, maybe I'm like the only
guy in showbiz.
I didn't care.
I didn't really care about how it was all made.
I didn't really care that much about showbiz.
You didn't want another magic trick?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It didn't really.
How do you feel about it now?
I love it.
Of course, I love it.
And once I started doing it, but it wasn't, when I was younger, I wasn't like enthralled
with it.
I mean, I need, I grew up watching TV in the seven, I don't know how old, how old you
are.
I'm 51.
So I was born in 70.
When I was a kid in the 70s, we watched TV, but I hear about people.
I'm like, it wasn't huge in my experience in that way.
I don't think I thought about it, the sort of how-to of it at all either until I went
to the Universal Studios tour.
Because that was the thing that made me realize that it was a thing to do.
That God just didn't make episodes of Batman.
It was Bert Ward and Adam West and those friends.
I did Silver Spoons on the Universal lot and Ricky Schroeder and I used to get sort of the
Wiggles out.
He was around the back lot there and he had this aquarium in our school room there that
had fish in it that would only eat other fish, these just vicious, huge mouth fish.
It's such a metaphor.
And so we'd go to the Jaws Lake and collect goldfish in plastic bags to feed the fish.
So we'd get out in the middle of the lake, which was only about three feet deep.
We'd roll up our pant legs and wade and try to get these fish.
Eventually, our parents got a letter from Studio Services saying, hey, so we're trying
to scare people on the tram when this big white shark comes out of the lake.
And it ruins things when we got the two 12-year-olds out there, you know, netting goldfish.
Can you lease your dogs, please?
That's amazing to grow up on those studio locks.
It is twisted, yeah.
So listen, so about that, so about being a kid and getting into sort of an excitement about
business and stuff, is that where your attraction to making stuff came from, your parents, the
fact that your dad and mom was doing it?
It was fun.
I just remember being, you know, a kid and going to sets and sort of watching and whether
it was something that my father was producing or my mother or just visiting, you know, Mork
and Mindy and watching those people in their civilian clothes rehearsing.
Like, I just desperately wanted to be part of it.
And it's funny, I remember that my father pointed out, because I was obsessed with like
the Mary Tyler Moore show.
I love that show.
And I remember that he pointed out Jim Brooks' laugh, you know, and his laugh is just, you
know, that, uh, uh, uh, you know, and what's amazing about his laugh, and if you watch any
episode, you hear it and taxi and everything, is that it's not just that you hear his laugh,
but it was where he laughed that was so interesting.
He would laugh in moments that weren't just the sort of mass audience laugh.
Like, he would laugh before a thing was happening.
And he would laugh and it was this weird, I remember as a kid, like being in an elementary
school watching episodes of Mary Tyler Moore and hearing that laugh.
And it was like, it spoke of the rehearsals.
It spoke of what he knew was coming.
It was a kind of encouragement to the actors.
It was conditioning the audience too.
Yeah.
But it was just, yeah, it was this weird sort of thing that was happening that was like,
it felt like a closed caption process of like, of Mary Tyler Moore just because of that.
But I just, I was always aware of it, but I wasn't really, you know, uh, determined to
have some part in it, whatever I could do until I went to Universal Studios.
Yeah.
Where does comedy sit for you?
I don't think you've done any comedies or a lot of comedies.
Do you want to?
I've never done a comedy and I would love to.
Comedy was, you know, for me, obviously the Carol Burnett show.
I love Lucy.
All in the family, all those.
Yeah.
Every Norman linear show.
Yeah.
I was obsessed with all of it and three Stooges I loved.
And I just, there were so many, like looking back as a kid.
Yes, I'd watch, you know, I'd watch Batman and I'd watch the Twilight Zone.
I was obsessed with the Twilight Zone, but, but everything else was, you know, the old
Dick Van Dyke show.
I just loved talking to Jerry Parris.
I just love comedies.
Yeah.
Did you, so how did, how did that start with you then?
So like, how did you start as a show runner?
First of all, I know that was Felicity, the first show that was yours, that you show ran,
that you were EP of, that you created?
It was the first TV thing that I did with Matt Reeves.
I'd been working on a bunch of movies, I'd written some and I'd been rewriting a bunch.
And I was in this kind of weird cycle of doing rewrites for things that I was just sort of
feeling lost as a soul.
I was like, what am I doing?
How old were you at that point?
25, 27, whatever.
So you're 25, 27.
You're kind of like in this weird gray area where you're doing rewrites, you're getting
hired, you're a, you're a rewrite guy, but you're also trying to get TV shows off the
ground.
No, I'd never thought about doing TV.
You hadn't thought about it?
No, I just was, I just happened to get into writing films and I was, I had written a bunch
and I was just sort of feeling like I'd lost any sense of purpose or joy in what I was
doing.
Had you studied writing in college?
Yes, I took a writing course with a great teacher who I adored and I didn't know if
I was going to, what I was going to do, if I thought maybe I was going to be a novelist
for a while.
I had no idea.
I just wanted to do stuff.
I was in my senior year feeling like, oh, it's over.
Like college is about to end and I better make a fucking decision.
I better do, you know, and I had this weird thought which is like, and it was such a weird
practical thing.
I was like, I need an agent.
I kind of didn't know where that came from, but I was like, if I'm going to succeed and
do anything, I need that person who's going to help.
And there's no writer showcase in college, is there?
No.
They don't come to the college looking for you.
Jason's actually asking you if there is because he pointed out before, he doesn't know anything
and it scares him.
And also, did you guys teach roofing at your college?
Sorry, it's a joke.
Wait, wait.
So you, but you come out and you do this thing, you don't know what you want to do and all
of a sudden, so you kind of like back into felicity in a way, if you, I'm putting words
in your mouth, but.
What happened was I met Katie McGrath, who is now my wife, and she.
She's the best.
She's the best of all the people.
She's the best?
Yeah, she is.
Of all the people.
Totally, he found her.
You should meet her.
She's awesome.
So she reminded me of the thing that I should not have forgotten, but we can only remember
so many things at one time, which is right things you care about, right what you love.
I was like, oh, that thing.
So.
Be authentic, Will.
You don't be full of shit, Will.
You know, come from the heart, Will.
Go ahead, JJ.
Sorry.
Please.
So I told my friend, Matt Reeves, who I had known since we were kids, about this idea
of a girl going up following a boy to college, like doing something really ridiculous and
making a crazy mistake, but realizing it was something that actually was good for her.
Anyway, so we started talking about what that would be.
I wrote this pilot.
Matt said he would direct it.
We showed it to Imagine, who had never made a television show at that time, and they just
brought on someone who had never produced TV before, Tony Kranz, from CIA.
He was an agent there.
So none of us had made TV before, and suddenly, you know, they bought it and.
So basically, imagine, this for Tracy, that's a company run by Ron Howard and Brian Grazer,
and Ron Howard being the man who basically started television had not yet produced a
television show.
Please continue.
Yeah, and I was so excited to get to be working on a show with the guy who I used to watch
rehearsing happy days.
And so we did this show, and it was madness, because none of us had done it, so we didn't
know what the hell we were doing, and it was really fun.
Yeah, it's so cool.
Big success, too.
It was really with my friend, and your friend, too, Carrie Russell, whom I adore, one of
the best people.
I cannot say enough things.
I just heard about your wife, but I always thought Carrie was the best, but now I understand
that.
Carrie is another one of the best.
There can be millions of the best.
She's just the, to me, she's the best.
But so, you do, but you do Felicity, and to great acclaim, I remember when that show came
out, and it was, obviously, it was the first big thing for Carrie, and it was huge, and
it really put her on the map, and also, people were talking about you a lot.
And then, to the point that when you did Alias, it was like from JJ.
Now it became from JJ Abrams, the guy who did Felicity.
My point is, your trajectory, even though you were unsure at 25, pretty soon you were
able to sort of course correct, and you start doing Felicity, and from that moment on, did
you have any sense that you were going to become JJ Abrams, who not only shepherded
Star Trek, but also Star, the fact that you did Star Trek and Star Wars is bogged.
It's not sustainable, JJ.
What's going to happen?
You can't keep that trajectory.
That is not sustainable.
The trajectory is...
The only way is down.
You're absolutely right.
You're going to crash for sure.
He's got Katie, though.
He's got Katie running shotgun.
God, I hope you saved money.
I really hope you saved a lot of money.
Because I don't know what your monthly nut is, but honestly, I'd pare it down.
Oh my God, Will, you're like my conscience.
I know.
Everything you're saying.
I would pare it down.
It's like just before I fall asleep at night, every night.
You know, the truth is that when we did Felicity, we were on this network, which is no longer
the WB.
Right.
And the WB did this crazy thing, which I thought was made no sense at all, which is...
The frog?
The frog was 100.
People are listening like, what the fuck?
Tracy, the frog was the mascot of WB.
Okay, go ahead.
They would put on all of their posters and materials for shows from producers as if it
mattered.
Right.
Because the people, like no one who knew who Joss Whedon or Kevin Williamson or JJ Abrams
or Matt Reeves, and they put our names up there as if it meant something.
So I sort of blamed them because it made no sense.
It was like, who the fuck cares if it's from JJ Abrams and Matt Reeves?
We've done nothing.
Tell me if the frog likes it.
If the frog's liking it, I'm watching.
It was like they needed to fill the space or something.
I don't know.
They didn't have all their shows.
Well, that is one of those things that we do and we see in show business.
And for Tracy, when you see that thing that says, from the people who brought you, there's
a really good chance that those people have no idea that this thing exists.
It's a lot like when the movie Seven came out and the title sequence was so incredible.
And then the people who did the title sequence all broke up into like eight companies.
And suddenly every title company that was out there was like, yeah, we did Seven.
It was just like, you know, from the people who brought you the title sequence of Seven
comes this title sequence.
It's also like you meet a lot of executives in this town.
I remember people being like, you're hearing like, you know, you'd see them, they'd move
from one company to the other and then you'd see Variety and they'd have so-and-so.
And he worked on Arrested Development.
And I talked to Mitch and Mitch would be like, I have no idea who that person is.
But they happened to be in the building the day that Arrested Development was greenlit
or whatever.
Yeah.
All right.
Back to the show.
JJ, you know, for me, you being on the podcast is not only just an honor that you're here,
truly, but great for me.
No, there's a butt coming, JJ.
Okay.
Here we go.
Yeah, yeah, wait for the butt.
Yeah.
No, yeah, because it's coming.
I got to go, guys.
Got the good part.
You just got the good part.
It was an honor.
Click.
Click.
That is survival.
You got to go out on top.
I wish you learned that years ago.
No, so this is great for me because in the podcast form, I get to ask you all the things
I've ever wanted to ask you.
But when we see each other socially, I can't really be like, what was it like working on
Star Wars?
Yeah.
Right.
But I get to ask dumb, dumb questions like I've always wanted to know like two questions.
What was your favorite movie as a kid?
And what was the first movie you ever saw?
And were those inspirations to you?
I think Mary Poppins or something.
Really?
Was the first thing.
But the, I remember seeing the hunchback of Notre Dame, the Charles Lawton version,
and it just crushed me.
Like it was this weird thing where I was like, I knew while I was watching this, I was like,
you know, seven or something.
And I knew while I was watching, like this is crushing me for a life.
This is like, this is an adult because it's like, this is a story of, you know, of fate
and love and oppression and, you know, and I just remember just being this kid, just
feeling like I didn't know how to process it was so, and it was heartbreaking and that
this guy was, you know, at the end when he's like, you know, if only I was born as a stone,
it's like, you know, I was a puddle for, you know, I think decades.
That's a heavy, that's a heavy burden.
That movie is amazing.
And then by the way, when you go to the Universal Studio Tour, I love that it's Mary Poppins
or Hunchback of Notre Dame.
But you go to the Hung University Studio Tour and they're like, and this is where we shot
Hunchback of Notre Dame.
You're like, what?
It was like as a kid.
I'm like, it wasn't there.
Now, are you the kind of guy that watches a bunch of movies?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's got to answer what his favorite film was.
Oh yeah.
I think, you know, I loved as a kid, if you're asking me as a kid.
Both, both as a kid, but also of all time.
Well, one of my favorite movies of all time is Philadelphia Story, which I loved like
crazy.
Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and Denver, Washington, just fantastic performances.
And North by Northwest too.
North by Northwest.
North by Northwest.
North by Northwest.
Yeah.
What about you?
North, yeah.
By Rob Reiner.
Rob Reiner.
He killed it.
Oh no, that's North.
When I was a kid, I was, I was 11 years old for my 11th birthday.
My brother took me.
You were 11 years old for your 11th birthday?
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
It's no way.
My brother took me.
How lucky were your parents on that, right?
Sorry.
Yeah, school wasn't wasted on me.
I went to go, my brother took me for my birthday to see E.T. and I'm sitting there and everybody
in the theater all crying at the end when E.T. leaves and Elliot's there.
And I said to my brother, I said, oh my God, I'd give anything to be that kid, right?
And he goes, yeah, Elliot, that's, all these kids probably want to be Elliot and have that
experience.
How cool is that?
And I go, no, I'd give anything to be Henry Thomas.
Like I knew at 11 years old, I wanted to be an actor and that's what's like.
The opportunities ahead of him.
I wanted to be that kid.
Yeah.
God.
No way.
Yeah, yeah.
I told Spielberg that story too.
I was just telling my kids, we were walking in on this big walk and I was talking about,
they were asking about Star Wars.
My 11 year olds asked me about Star Wars and I said it was the first film that I remember
seeing in the theater and it was the only film that I've ever seen.
I saw it four times in the theater and they took my whole, that was 1977, so I was seven.
My whole school went to see it because it was such a phenomenon.
Nobody had seen, and I was trying to say to my kids, nobody had seen anything like it
before.
There was nothing else, there was no other sort of frame or reference for it.
It blew everything away and now there's so, of course, you know, Friday my son is waiting
for Black Widow or they're waiting for Loki to come out every day, you know.
But back then, this shit, that was incredible.
I don't know if you remember, as a guy who's now a director in the Star Wars and part of
the whole Star Wars machine, do you remember having an impact on your life at that age?
Oh my God.
Not only was it.
I mean, for anyone of our generation, it was obviously such a massive and insane transformative
thing and those movies were in the theater for over a year.
Yeah, right.
Like they'd come out and they'd just stay, you know, which is crazy.
Yeah, isn't that where the term blockbuster was?
Yeah, JAWS was the, oh JAWS was because it was around the block, the line was around
the block.
Oh, is that right?
Oh my God.
I just, wait, wait, is that true?
I just felt like such a Tracy in that moment.
Yeah.
I think that's true.
My God.
JJ, do you know the answer to that question?
Is that true?
I believe that that's the answer.
Yeah.
Lines were on the block.
Yeah.
I guess that makes sense.
Sean, see, well, he's not stupid.
I don't know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I feel bad about my text I just sent you.
I feel really bad about that last text I just sent.
Can I tell you, JJ, I gotta say, I love, first of all, we don't really know each other.
We've said hi to each other a bunch of times over the years, but there was a time, a mutual
friend of ours.
I don't know if you remember this.
A mutual friend of ours about 10, 12 years ago, was sending an email out to everybody
and he forgot to BCC.
So we CC'd everybody.
So everybody in the A's and B's in his address book got sent this email and we all saw each
other's email address and it included you and me and it was the woman who did Hurtlocker,
that great director.
Katherine Bigelow.
Yeah.
Katherine Bigelow.
Can't believe I forgot her name.
Annette Benning, a bunch of other people.
So he immediately said, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry that I said, I forgot, I should have
BCC'd and I CC'd and I'm so embarrassed.
And I sent out an email at the time and I singled out a bunch of people and I was like,
hey, listen, Katherine Bigelow, big fan, hey Annette Benning, I've got half a script.
I'd love to get to you if you've got a minute.
And I said to JJ, hey, can I want to be in some of that space shit?
I was just bored and I sent it out, right?
You immediately responded to all and you were hilarious.
You're like, you're in.
Hello, Blah.
I need your sizes.
You were so super funny and you always seem really, really down to earth for, I just love
that about, you've got, I want to say this, you got great vibe.
You've got great vibe.
That's very generous.
Yeah, that's true.
Thank you.
And yeah, it's fine.
Even though we don't know each other, I always sort of feel like we do, which is completely
unworn.
Same.
I know.
Well, I'm a warm guy too on top of it.
So I think we're both warm guys.
And before I ever met you and confirmed how great and warm and cuddly you were, I'd always
heard about it from Grumburg all these years that you guys had been.
Greg Grumburg.
Greg Grumburg.
Greg Grumburg.
He's a friend of yours.
He's an actor and he's, you guys were roommates together, right?
You guys have stayed so close for so long.
I just think that's such a great, great sign of someone.
He's, we met in kindergarten and, you know, it's just, it's surreal to now be old men.
Yeah.
Right.
We've known each other for so long.
It's so bizarre because, you know, you see that our kids are now so much, you know, older
than we were when we met.
Right.
And it's like, you know, it just confirms that we're all going to die.
That's really how I see it.
But JJ, to all of that, to the point of all of that, who in the world taught you how to
manage so many personalities with a smile on your face?
Because you always do.
Everyone that deals with you feels respected and valued.
And I've seen it firsthand.
You're always so kind and generous and giving people time to listen to them and respect
them.
And of course, that makes you an enemy.
I'm sorry.
I just wasn't listening.
What were you listening to?
An even better director.
So who is, is there something or somebody that taught you that?
This is the truth.
I'm so grateful that you, again, super generous and probably not warranted.
What I would say is this, is that everyone has their own different reasons for getting
into this business and for doing whatever they do or at least wanting to get into the
business.
Of course, there are no guarantees.
And I know for me, it was that I just never, I was never good at anything in school.
I was not a very popular student.
I was not a very popular social kid.
I was awful in any sports context.
It was just one of those things where like, I just knew, I remember being in elementary
school, literally walking through.
I remember where I was when I had this epiphany and I was like, I just remember, this is not
my moment.
Like just fucking get through this.
Like I remember feeling like I can't, this is not, and when you're a kid that is either,
you know, bullied or not particularly popular and it's not like I didn't have some friends.
It's not like I wasn't a happy kid, but like, I just-
You had Grunberg, but you guys were not crushing ass is what you're saying.
Grunberg was doing great.
I mean, Grunberg, he was one of those kids that like, no matter what we played, Greg
was like a superhero.
So he'd get up to bat and he just knew that that ball was going to just go, it would land
into another school.
And I was just a kid that was going to strike out.
So he carried you early on and now you're carrying him.
That's kind of a great-
Yeah.
Honestly, he was always, you know, a great friend, but it's not even that.
It's just that feeling of knowing what it's like to not participate.
Yeah.
And I think that when you're someone who, I mean, who knows what, but when you're someone
who isn't particularly seen or getting any kind of respect, like you just, you feel for
and have compassion for people who are, for people.
Yeah.
And since some people, when they're given the privilege of oversight and leadership,
they will now exercise all the bitterness that they have and make everybody pay, although
some people like yourself, remember that experience, hold on to that empathy, they relate to that
and then they then make that circumstance better for everyone later.
Yeah.
And that's why you're a great leader.
I think.
It's nice of you to say.
I mean, I'm also, you know, obviously equally, you know, frustrated and yeah, not tyrannical,
but like, you know, I'm, Katie's going to cover it all in her book.
You don't, you don't need to waste your time here.
Oh, she, dude, do not mention her book.
He doesn't know her book.
Guys, is there a book?
I will say this.
JJ, what do you think about this?
So Jason's got this theory that once he's had a certain level of success, it will afford
him the ability to then be very generous with other people.
But he's.
Still waiting.
True.
By the way, it's true.
Right.
Wait.
Jason, what's the theory again?
You said it to Ron.
You can't wait to be.
Well, I said, I said when I was, I was sitting there with things were not going great for
me whatsoever.
And I was confused about whether I should posture when I go into auditions and I should
act like I don't really want it, but inside I was desperate for it.
And I was watching him do an interview once and he was so frigging, kind and warm and
unassuming as he always has been.
And I remember watching that going, God, I so badly want to be that kind and that warm
because that's how I feel inside.
But I feel like if I go into these auditions and I'm that nice, they're going to think
I'm desperate.
And so I thought if I ever had success where people wouldn't misunderstand that, then I
can be as kind as I want to.
And I don't know if I'm there yet, but, you know, Will's laughing his ass up.
It was a real deep moment for me.
It's my favorite.
Motherfucker.
It's my favorite.
Look at the, you can just see the blackness in his heart right there.
How does that laugh?
It's the laughing.
I want to get to the stuff that I want to ask you.
Do you have any great Broadway stories?
Actually JJ, JJ produced a great, great, great Broadway show called called the play that
goes wrong.
The play that goes wrong.
It is a huge physical farce and it's hilarious.
Really?
It's great.
And was that the first Broadway show you produced?
That was the first one yet.
Yeah, and then we did the Darren Brown secret show too, which was really amazing.
Wait, you did?
Yeah.
Do you know him?
I do.
I've known Darren for a long time.
That guy is amazing.
So JJ, I have a question about stepping up from something that would seem to me very
sort of manageable as far as scale goes as a director and then making a leap into an apparatus
as enormous as the things that you are now rightly known for.
And to make it relatable for those that might not be in the industry, can you talk a little
bit about what it is that makes you capable of taking on an enormous amount of responsibility
and to Sean's sort of earlier question embracing that kind of responsibility of leadership.
And just for listeners out there that might find themselves in a moment right now where
they could either step forward into something that might be a little bit uncomfortable, but
they think they might be capable of it.
And what's that process for you?
Well, look, obviously all creative endeavors and collaborations are a leap of faith.
You just don't know what's going to happen really until you're in it.
And what I found is that there's actually very little difference between doing something
as relatively small as Felicity or Alias and doing something that is far bigger like a
Star Wars or Star Trek movie that, of course, there are a million differences and yet the
fundamentals are the same.
And I just feel like, in a way, it's less about the managing.
I did this years ago, I did this panel with Chris Rock and someone asked, how do you hire
people to work with?
How do you find them?
And Chris said this thing, which I thought was so smart, which was that he's like, I try
to hire my boss.
I try to hire this someone that's going to show me how it's done, like not the person
I have to, and I think that's when you work with people who are as talented.
It takes courage to do that though, you know?
Well, but I guess it does on one hand, but to me, honestly, it's like it is so moronic
to go into something that is so enormous where everyone is the same importance and to not
have people who will show you or offer better ideas is insane.
So for me, every time I'm working on anything of any scale and I feel freaked out or unsure
or adrift, I look around and I find incredible comfort in that.
So I think that the analogy, it's like once you have led, there are teachers out there
and if you can wrangle a classroom of students, you can probably manage almost anything.
There's a kind of, I think, through line to just knowing how to deal with people and how
to spin plates and make sure that things are juggling a lot of stuff.
But the truth is that the process, of course, the stories are different, the sets look different,
the special effect budget slightly higher on Star Wars and Felicity, but when you're
working on things like that, the experience of just trying to tell a story, having a camera
on two people, it's weirdly, the important stuff is weirdly the same.
Did you find it difficult for a star working on Star Wars and Star Trek to kind of navigate,
wanting to tell your own original story as a director, but that was created by somebody
else because there's so many people coming to you every direction, like why would you
want that job?
It just seems, what made you say yes?
Huberess and stupidity probably, the truth is, and you all sort of know this in different
ways, when you get involved in something that pre-exists you, you're immediately on your
heels because no matter what you do, someone's taking it personally.
And we live in a world where you hear about it too.
There's no quiet.
There are no internal thoughts anymore.
And so that is, that's a fucking nightmare.
That aspect is awful.
But the truth is, and I'm not joking when I say Huberess because to say yes to something
that is not just enormous and a religion for people, but also that has a release date and
not a script.
But having walked through that fire and landed in such success, can you say to that listener
out there that don't worry the confidence that you wish you'd had at the beginning actually
exists on the backside of walking through something that you wonder if you can handle?
Two things.
I think that both the sense of confidence can be the greatest asset, and it can also
be the thing that blinds you to the reality that you're only human and you can only do
so much in so much time.
And so I look, and this is not, it's a funny thing when you get involved, I'm sure you've
had versions of this too, so I'm not complaining about this, but I know it's common.
But when you're involved in things that matter to people, no matter what you say, no matter
what you say, it is somehow taken out of context and then spun.
And there are so many reporters who I love and admire, and especially in this moment
when journalists are getting their asses kicked, it's more important, I think, than ever to
celebrate them.
And yet, there are some that are just clickbait whores, let's be honest, and we'll do it.
I was being interviewed by someone and they were like, what do you say to people who hated
the last Jedi because they think it's a feminist propaganda or something?
I was like, what?
And I said, I think if you hate a Star Wars movie because you probably have bigger problems
with it.
And the headline was like, Jay Jay Abrams, Colin, if you didn't like the last Jedi,
you're anti-feminist.
It was like, I was like, holy mother of God, that's an incredible math problem that you
just...
Well, here's the problem, the world we exist in, one of the things, and I'm, by the way,
you should know I'm on this crusade to get deputized in this small town on these coasts
that I'm living in right now for the moment, because I want to go around, I'm going to
get people, I'm going to spend all my time, I keep talking about it with the guys, getting
people for not using their blinker, and I'm going to...
By the way, wait, wait, I have to say one thing, so this makes me insane.
This not blinker, blinkers don't matter, the campaign, the anti-blinkers, what I would
say is this...
Wait, what?
I have not heard about this.
What are you talking about?
I haven't heard either.
People don't use the fucking blinker.
I mean, it's like, I don't know when it became uncool to signal to human beings whose lives
are in your hands, I'm turning left.
I'm filling the jails.
So here's the thing, the Tesla apparently has the...
You can make your own horn, don't you think that people should have used your blinker
as the horn?
Oh, that's great.
I'd love to bring you in.
It makes me nuts.
I'm going to bring you in to speak to the community.
Oh my God.
Wait, how did I start this question?
I had a really great question and then we just got...
Yeah, you were talking about critics.
Oh, critics.
I was going to say, we live in this world where the critics, of course, they're looking
for clickbait because their livelihood depends on it, right?
So they can go, whomever it is that they work for can take a look at the data and say,
your stories aren't getting clicked on.
So therefore...
And by the way, that goes for reviews, too.
You can read a good review for a film that has a bad headline.
But I think it is yet another way that money has corrupted yet another thing.
It's exactly right.
It's all about the clicks aren't just clicks.
It's like, well, you're going to keep your job if you get a lot...
Yeah.
Everything has been corrupted.
It's a nice...
It's nice, though, that Rotten Tomatoes has somewhat mitigated that by aggregating all
these interviews and just reducing them down to just a number.
A little bit, but it's still those same people.
But Jay-Z, let me ask you this.
So having said all of this and kind of going off what Jason said, and again, this is for
Tracy and for all our listeners and for me, too, are there moments that you can go back
and you can look objectively and say, wow, I've done a lot of pretty cool things and
I've done some great things.
Do you have those moments?
And I know a lot of people say, well, I can't really.
I got to keep the pedal down and stuff.
But you've done a lot of really cool things.
Do you ever allow yourself that, I mean, at all?
It's incredibly nice of you to say that, but honestly, it is so not how I see what I have
done.
I mean, I know I've been given incredible opportunities and certainly chances to do
things that I don't know if I necessarily deserved and certainly there were other people
who deserved more than I did.
But when I was asked to direct a Mission Impossible movie, when Tom Cruise gave me that opportunity,
that was something that I could never have predicted.
And literally the day before he asked me, I could never have predicted.
I didn't know that was coming at all.
Really?
At all.
He gave me a heads up about it, but I wanted you to be surprised.
You didn't want to freak him out.
Yeah, I didn't want to freak him out.
I wanted it to be special.
We love that.
We love the one that you did with Carrie in it.
Oh yeah, she was so good in that.
But my point though is that I feel like I've gotten incredible opportunities, so I feel
very lucky to have done that.
But I also, I don't like learning lessons under the people's dimes.
And I feel like, you know, when it's a dime as big as, you know, Mission or Star Trek
or Star Wars, and whether it is, you know, a little fumble or a big fumble or a thing
that I wished and, you know, no one else sees or a thing that a lot of people saw that could
have been what it wasn't or whatever, it makes me wonder because I never in a million years
thought I would be doing versions of movies that existed when I was a kid.
I never thought that was where I was going to go and I just ended up kind of getting
sucked into these things for various reasons and blame no one but myself when things go
wrong.
But like the things that I love, you know, that I've been involved in are a lot of things
that are just, you know, usually the sort of the original stories that when Matt and
I did Felicity or Damon Lindelof and I did Lost, it's like those are stories that like,
you know, it was especially fun because they weren't about extending a universe that was
already created.
It was about building one from the ground up, which was much better.
Right, right.
You built that, and you built that a lot.
You built Bradley Cooper's career.
You gave him a career.
That's what I keep saying to Bradley.
And he's like, I don't know if he is.
I know.
Bradley should end up putting him on notice.
I'm just, I'm just taunting him so that he'll get mad enough to come and do the show.
And we will be right back.
Okay.
And back to the show.
Do you go crazy when you're not working?
Do you like to keep busy?
Are you one of those people like when you're younger, all you want to do is work, work,
work, work, work.
Yeah.
But then you get into an age.
Are you still, are you there yet?
Are you like, God, you know what?
I'm sitting around.
I can't.
I hate feeling idle.
I need to just work.
Or are you enjoying it?
So Will's earlier question of when do you find time to do music?
It's like, I do like making stuff.
Like I can't help that.
And so working on, on songs or working on, you know, like literally ridiculous art projects
or like, you know, I got involved in this crazy modular synthesis thing, which is a
rabbit hole I beg you to not go into because it's literally, it will take over everything
in your life.
What is that?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
It looks like a, like an old timey sort of telephone operator switchboard where you have these
cables and you're connecting different things.
And it's, it's like a means of making music.
And it's a bizarrely sort of meditative kind of fantastic, weird.
Wow.
I want to see that.
What's it called?
Modular synthesis.
I could, I could show you, but no one could see it.
Yeah.
That's okay.
We'll describe it.
Sounds like Johnny Greenwood kind of stuff.
It is.
It's exactly that.
Exciting.
Can you see that?
Oh my God.
Listener, we're looking at a, that's like a mission control type of stuff.
Wait, that, that JJ, that thing makes music?
It can.
Have you ever considered scoring one of your things?
I have, but like I said, you know, like I don't know when I'm talking to people like,
you know, Michael Giacchino or of course like John Williams and you're like, you know, all
you want to do is just disappear as a human because these are actual masters.
So it's like, again, in the category of like, you want all the help you can get, I don't
know if my scoring my own thing would, you know, because you want them to elevate your
stuff, not destroy it.
So let me ask you, you mentioned before about, about you not wanting to fail on, on somebody
else's dime.
Do you have a regret sort of professionally, and do you have like, we talked a little bit
before we had Bob Odenkirk on here and he and I were both lamenting that, that Brother
Solomon, this movie we worked on wasn't better that Will Forte wrote, that we always, there
was a great script and we wished it was better.
I mean, there were things about it that were like, I wish we had done this.
Like, and I have such vivid memories of like, I wish in that scene, I'd done this and I
wish that this, do you have those, do you have those moments, do you have those, is
there a scene or something that sticks out that still bothers you to this day that you
wish was different?
I mean, first of all, I will say this, that anything that I have worked on, it's a massive
collaboration.
So I can't speak ill of any particular project without it coming off as, as some kind of
awful, you know, comment.
Right.
And we're not going to put out a headline that says JJ Abrams, you know, regrets Star
Trek, Star Wars, Felicity, Ailee.
But casting Bradley was a mistake.
You've unleashed it.
It was a huge mistake.
It will be the headline for sure.
We got it.
But the answer is 100 percent.
Yes.
Of course, there are in everything that I have done, I look at something and think, oh,
I wish this had had, you know, there are times I wish I had been stronger enough to
say to a network, no, we're not ready to do this.
We're not ready because there have been shows that I have been involved in that I know had
potential to be something that was not realized because we were trying to please an arbitrary
timeline that was decided by someone who, you know, wanted to make an announcement,
but had nothing to do with the actual creation of it.
And I don't blame anyone.
You know, I, it's my fault for, for any of the things that I feel like could have gone
this way or that.
I mean, I'd like to think we all make the best decisions we can as we go.
And it's so easy to look back and go, that's when you should have said no, or that's when
you should have done X or Y.
But I have a ton of those feelings about some holistically about projects and some within
them.
God, I just look at you and I just think like, what, what, what, that must feel like to have
made good movies.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't share that.
I, I have no idea what, what that sense.
Because of that, because of that JJ and all of that tremendous success, is there a genre
that you haven't tackled?
I know you said you touched on comedy yet or that you're afraid to because you can probably
pick anything you want to do and, and what is that next thing?
There are so many movies like I'm sure with you guys that I just, I love and I look at
it and I think, oh my God, like that is so, you know, you look at something like broadcast
news to talk about Jim Brooks again, like it's like, it is so unbelievably brilliant
or tootsie or back to the future or, you know, these movies that you just think, holy, what
the fuck?
Like what magic?
Like it just, it's, they're so deeply good.
Magic is right.
You hit that, that word.
There are, all of those movies have magic in them.
Well, but you know what, what's different though about those movies versus some of the,
the big sort of effects movies and some are tentpole stuff that really, you know, deservedly
drive our business, where do you stand on how those types of movies like a broadcast news
or a Kramer versus Kramer or tootsie, you know, not going down Dustin Hoffman's career,
but where do you stand on those existing on a streaming platform, right?
Not a theatrical release, that there's a possibility that those films could be made more often
nowadays if we all accept that maybe those are not going to get a theatrical release.
In other words, they don't need to be seen in a large format.
Would you be okay making those movies and the studio saying, listen, it's going to go
to streaming because these types of movies don't drive the kind of box office attendance
that warrants the huge marketing spend that we would have to make?
Can you pull the question out of that, that word salad?
Yeah.
First of all, I think anything that allows a movie that is as good as any of those you
just mentioned to get made in any format, I think is a good thing.
For too long, obviously, there hasn't been an outlet for that size movie.
But having said that, and despite what Barry Diller just said about the movie business
being over, which that was just a ray of sunshine, I thought, but I think that there's a human
natural need for us to gather and not virtually, and I think that the fact that people are
at the first opportunity rushing to restaurants and games and bars, it is a sign of people
hungry to live, and it's not necessarily like, oh, it's going to be the roaring 20s.
It might, and I kind of hope it is, but the fact is, I think that watching a movie on
your iPad lying in bed is fine, and it could be even great, but as we know, there's nothing
as good as being in a big theater and people screaming, it made me think of this time just
because I can't not talk about Ron Howard every five seconds.
I went to go see, this is now years ago, but they were showing a Harold Lloyd movie, Safety
Last at UCLA, and Ron was there, and there was an organist playing the music live, and
it was like 2,000 people, and when I tell you that people were screaming at this movie
it was made in like 1917 as he's climbing the clock tower, like screaming.
I watch all of those, they're hilarious.
And he was amazing, and by the way, do you know the story about his hand, by the way,
the Harold Lloyd?
No.
Yeah, well, that he didn't, that he was missing fingers or something.
All right, you can just, you can ruin it, sorry.
So, no, he does that.
We'll cut that out.
Yeah.
No, go, what are you talking about his hand?
Why have J.J. on?
Why don't we just interview Sean, Jason?
Yeah.
No, sorry.
Wait, we'll pretend we're not doing anything.
But the audience was going insane for a movie that, you know, you would not typically
be watching, so I just think remembering the audience reaction to certain moments of, you
know, Bill Murray's and Tootsie or something, there's a power and a memory that gets made
being in that room with those people that you just don't get when you're sitting on
your bed watching.
And I just feel like, yes, we can see movies, but to experience them.
I think that, you know, being in the theaters is the greatest, and I'm hoping as we go back,
you know, to the world, hopefully sooner than later, that that will become more popular
and that movies of that size, because I think the success that all sorts of size and shape
and form movies are having on streaming doesn't mean that they need to be limited to streaming.
I think they can, they could exist anywhere.
Right.
That was a more word shall and answer.
No, I love it.
And can you give us a little, all of that that you just said, can you give us the tiny bit
of a little nugget of what's coming up next for you, what you were super excited about
working on?
Yes.
I'm going to, I wrote a pilot that I'm directing at HBO called Demi-Mond that we are going
to shoot early next year.
What's Demi-Mond?
It's a big swing show for us that I hope, without getting to the story, because I don't, anything
I start talking about was on shitty.
What's the genre?
It is, it's such a weird one.
It's like, it's a funny thing when I think about my favorite movies, they're usually
these weird combos of things.
Like I loved, I mean, it could be more different than this, but like American World from London,
for me, is like, if a Snickers bar were a movie, it would be that.
It's the perfect specimen.
Yeah.
Remember, remember Alien was like a horror film, but in space, it was like, wait, what?
And of course now it's like, well, it's the Alien, of course, but at the time, it was
a crazy mashup.
So this is a bit of a mashup of different genres, but it's the characters that I really love.
And I, again, I'm thrilled to be working on something that is an original concept.
And JJ Amrums, when can we expect to see that?
I would say end of next year.
Fantastic.
Sean.
I'm excited.
Nice.
And are you, talk a little bit before we let you go, because we thank you for this time.
Talk a little bit about family being so busy, shooting on location sometimes, not having
the flexibility to come back and forth.
Also with that, the incredible opportunity that you and Katie have to be working together,
like how much of a joy that must be that you guys don't have to separate at the beginning
of every day and come back to get, you know?
It's a hugely important part of why I think Bad Robot, our company, works at all is because
of all the work that Katie does in it and for it.
And it does hit me every once in a while that most people don't get the opportunity to,
and that a lot of people don't want the opportunity to get to work as closely with their partner.
But to me, the idea of working with someone who I trust a lot, or you trusted the most,
it still wouldn't compare to working with Katie, who I just know we have mutual, all
our interests are aligned.
But the family part is, I just rely on pandemics to say, look, we're just going to be a year,
year and a half.
No, the truth is, it's a strain sometimes you do certain things like on Force Awakens,
our daughter came with me to London with a friend, so she was there for quite a bit
on The Last Star Wars Movie.
Our oldest son came with me, like, we've figured out ways to try and make it work better.
But it's just hard.
And as you all know, having a family that, you know, at a certain age, you can't just
like up and move.
Yeah, because they want their social and school continuity and 100%.
So the truth is, it's been a challenge.
And except for the two Star Wars movies, you know, I haven't shot anything outside of LA
with the exception of a few weeks here and there.
So I've actually not been away.
Those two movies were like two years, so it's not like a blip.
But I guess I'll say this is that it's just such an important value to me, knowing kind
of what sort of parent I wanted to be.
And I'm sure as we all are, we are just fucking it up and making mistakes that we can't possibly
quantify.
But I feel like there are moments when I'm with any one of our three kids.
And I just thank the universe that those moments exist and that we are as close as we are.
And I do think no joke that the pandemic was this crazy galvanizing, you know, with all
the pain and agony for so many people during it.
I've heard from a lot of people, and I think we felt this too, one positive that came from
it is just you could not help but get closer.
And it was just that was the beautiful aspect of it.
Yeah.
And that was my experience too.
And we, I will say this, that again, kind of going off what you were saying that, yeah,
of course, there were so many people around the world who suffered a great deal.
And so not to minimize that at all.
But for my family, my own personal experience, because we live in a world where we just only
talk about our own experience.
And if it doesn't line up with my experience, then fuck you.
It's not really ugly.
But I know, well, I guess with me, it gets ugly quick and out of nowhere.
I didn't realize I was in a pitch black room and that turns are often violent.
But, but, but, but it was a great, it was a great, yeah, in a lot of ways it was a great,
it was a great experience for us too.
There's our quote.
We got it.
No, but I was going to say the quote is, is really that JJ loves show business more than
his kids.
And, and, and I think hats off because I, it's not for me to judge you and Jason wants
to know he wants you to make it okay for him to feel the same way.
And so once we get you signed off, because you're really a Titan in this industry, then
he'll be okay and he'll be have enough success to be nice to people.
Well, JJ, thanks for coming on this show.
Seriously, JJ, thank you for being here.
You're so kind.
It's such an honor.
We're all such huge fans.
It's amazing.
I'm such a fan of yours and the podcast as a whole.
It's truly is.
So you should charge guests.
Oh, you're getting invoiced.
You're getting invoiced.
You should have the guests do one of the commercials.
You really should.
I know.
We'd love to do that.
That's a good thing.
I'm going to get you in here.
No joke.
Thank you so much for having me on.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
JJ, thank you.
Thank you, pal.
We love you.
It's so much fun and you guys are awesome.
Thank you.
So are you, man.
Have a good day.
I hope to see you all in person soon.
Me too.
All right.
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye.
All right.
So I said to Will a couple of days ago that, you know, I was listening to the podcast and
the time we sign off with a guest, you know, they go away.
We just go into this big puff piece kind of like, oh, aren't they great?
And so down to earth and all this shit.
We mean it.
Oh, I'm sorry, Will.
Should we wait?
We'll take a tight five while you eat.
You know?
Jesus Christ.
But now, but there goes JJ and I can't think of anything but just the most puffy.
You're the one who brought this up and now you're doing it.
Like we, I guess it's just, maybe it's our fault because we're, we book nice people.
Yeah.
And I don't have a nasty thing to say.
I don't want to say it.
No.
He's just great.
For me, you know, I, like I said, we, I see JJ socially, but I never get to fan freak out
on him like about it.
You guys have game nighters and we talk about socially.
What's going on?
What do you mean you see him socially?
What are you doing?
No, not a lot.
What are you trying to, what are you trying to hide?
I see him socially.
By the way, I wore my Tatooine hat today.
I just noticed that.
God, that's embarrassing.
Jason, do you even know what that is?
Sure.
I see it on, on dork chat every once in a while when I watch.
Yeah.
Listener, Sean's wearing, wearing a Star Wars hat.
Tatooine.
A real deep cut one that just says where it was, isn't that where the Ewoks live?
Do I have that right?
No, it's where Luke Skywalker lives.
Asshole.
See?
So I get kicked out of dork chat.
But, but so for me, like, I try to say something nasty about JJ.
You can't, you can't.
I revere him like, like people do Spielberg.
You know, that's a, that's, he's a great interview, a real hero of mine.
My God.
Yeah.
Jason, you're a director.
Do you ever want to do big stuff like that, like JJ does?
Of course.
Of course I would.
I mean, but, and that's kind of why I was asking him, like, if I ever got one of those
calls that he got, you know, the one day he's not doing Mission Impossible, the next day
he gets a phone call to go direct, like, what?
Oh, okay.
Am I capable?
Would you, would you step in one of those franchises though?
In a second.
In a second.
I would.
Let me ask you this, because you, you are starting to really establish yourself as a director
and a really good director and a sought after director.
That's nice of you.
Well, it's true.
And you're really, you're really, really good director.
And I give you a lot of shit about Ozark, but you're really good.
And you can tell the episodes.
And I don't mean this as an upfront to the other directors.
I can tell the episodes that you direct because you pay attention to all the right things.
And I do like the way you and I joke.
We hate the term storyteller, but you do tell great story.
I know.
God, don't even say it.
But I will say this.
So then you see a guy like JJ Abrams who you guys are not dissimilar.
You both grew up in LA.
You both have, he was, you know, great hair.
Great hair.
Well, he's like, he was a writer and a director and you were a performer, but you guys both
ended up in this, in similar lanes.
He is servicing to Sean's point of movies that other people came up with a lot of like,
he's doing a lot of Star Trek and Star Wars and huge and he does it really, really, really well.
Imagine what it would be like.
And he kind of touched on doing this pilot where he gets to do tell his own story.
I think it's incumbent upon him to bring back the Tutsis.
It's on him to bring back those great movies that we talked about, the networks, all that stuff.
Yeah.
I would way rather than see you step into one of these franchises that I don't want to.
I would just love to challenge myself with just the responsibility and, you know, no
matter what the movie was, it's just the process of going right to the edge of what I think
I can handle.
I get that part of it, but there are, we do live in a time, I think JJ is right, we do
it live in a time where movies can really come back in a real way and we have a chance
now to reset.
But I think that's what streaming and, frankly, Netflix is allowing for.
You can make these smaller movies that aren't super sticky and loud conceptually and all
that stuff.
There's a place for them now.
Well, yeah.
Well, would you please make it and you and JJ.
I write totally, but I have to say in this country, once you introduce a convenience,
it's hard to take it away and that convenience has been introduced.
I think both can co-exist and I think the industry can still be healthy and co-exist.
Co-exist.
Co-exist.
Oh, that's what your bumper sticker meant.
Yeah.
Oh, with the co-exist.
Now that car, that car that you had the bumper sticker on, did you lease that or did you
sell?
Bye!
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