SmartLess - "Luis Elizondo"

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

Come fly away with us, it’s Luis Elizondo – former Director of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. Tin foil hats, muddy bootprints, and “we are the coyote.” The goal of the h...ead is to be round; it’s an all-new SmartLess. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi guys, good morning. Welcome. Welcome to another podcast. Hi, Sean. Hi, Will. And this is me. I'm here too. Hi, it's Jason. Hi. Oh, there he is. Sean. What's up, Sean? Yeah, Will. There he is. My guy Sean. Sean on the old smart list. Welcome to smartless with Will and Sean Hey JB speaking of the sidelines at the game last night, I got a text exchange with our buddy Hall of Fame former quarterback Peyton Manning and he said that I have I wear a visor
Starting point is 00:00:56 better than any non-athlete slash coach. I would agree. I would agree. Because you wear a good visor too. You haven't seen me in one. Yeah, we could skip it. I'm going to imagine it. Yeah, no, you do wear a good visor.
Starting point is 00:01:16 You got to have your beautiful long hair to really pull off a visor, or a hat in general. A hat with short hair, it's just too fifth grade. I think it just makes us all look like little tiny little farts that are late for the school bus. I mean, a visor or baseball hat. No, a hat of any sort. I think you need a little hair coming out the back,
Starting point is 00:01:39 a little kick, a little kick out. Sean, if this feels like an attack, it's because it is. Yeah. I get it, I get it. Now Sean, walk us through, because the hat, your hat situation is loose at best. Yeah, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:01:57 Well, you know, he always wears those hats that, you and I, Willie, we like those sort of, those trucker sort of type of high top. It's more of a higher crown. You like a slouch. Yeah, no, we like a baseball hat. No, I'm talking about... But your baseball hats make your head look like a baseball because they're very round on the top of it.
Starting point is 00:02:17 They have no crown to it, right? We like a shape to ours. We like a shape. A little bit of a wall. I feel like your trucker hats make your head look square. F you, bro. Yeah, we like a shape. Yeah, a little bit of a wall. I feel like your trucker hats make your heads look square. F you, bro. Yeah, F you, dog. How dare you insult us.
Starting point is 00:02:30 We just spent 10 minutes insulting you, how dare you insult us. This is not the way this works. Hey, Sean, now what is, can you, what is the hat you're wearing today? What is that, the GW? GW, Glendale West High School, the best high school in America,
Starting point is 00:02:44 in Glen Ellyn, Illinois, where I was born. Shout out! Shout out! Hey, did you guys ever see the movie Lucas? How is it the best high school in America? Well, I'm gonna tell you, did you ever see the movie Lucas? Remember Lucas?
Starting point is 00:02:54 Yeah. With Corey Haim, Winona Ryder's first film. Yep. Charlie Sheen. I feel like I read for that film. Really? Yeah, or at least I met with the writer-director, I think, afterwards. That was filmed with the writer director, I think afterwards.
Starting point is 00:03:06 That was filmed in my hometown at my high school. I was an extra, but you can't see me. That's what- I'm out of frame. Okay. That means you did your extra job well. That's right. You're supposed to go kind of unnoticed. Right, I committed off camera.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Yeah. So how was dinner on Saturday? Didn't we all have fun? Wasn't it fun? That was really fun. It was fun, it felt short. It felt like it wasn't quite as long as I wanted it. Well you left early because you had a kid pick up to do.
Starting point is 00:03:34 I did, but did it go on much? Did you guys get into games at all? No, we didn't do games this year, did we? How come we don't play games anymore? Remember, Shawna, you used to have a full blown game night at your house years ago. Nobody's into them, and it's so much work. I can't do it, I can't do it,
Starting point is 00:03:49 because some people are into it, some people aren't. Why did that go away? I feel like game night was sort of like a big nationwide sort of trend for a while. I mean, we did that movie, too, that was sort of... I love that movie. Kind of at the end of it. Dude, that movie, Game Night,
Starting point is 00:04:04 I think we've talked about it on here before, if you haven't seen Jason's movie Game Night with Jason and- Run to the theater. No, if I'm going to be really honest, I put it on the other night with Franny and Maple and I had to turn it off in 10 minutes. Yeah, you said you didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I think it's one of the funniest movies ever. I may have been in a bad mood or something, but I was just like, oh guys, this is, I remember this being better. No, Jason, you said you didn't like it. I think it's one of the funniest movies ever. I may have been in a bad mood or something, but I was just like, oh guys, I remember this being better. No, Jason, I hate to say it. But I thought those guys did a great job with that film, but it wasn't for me the other night. You are wrong, you are wrong.
Starting point is 00:04:34 That, no, you're wrong. That movie is so funny, and I've seen it a few times. I've seen it within the last year. If it's on, I think- I was in a weird mood, maybe. I'll watch it within the last year. If it's on. I was in a weird mood maybe. I'll watch it. No, but you just, ah, Jesse Plemons, Jesse Plemons in that movie, incredible.
Starting point is 00:04:51 By the way, Billy Magnusson, that actor, Billy Magnusson. He's so good. So funny, he and Jesse, and obviously you and Rachel McAdams. Sharon Horgan was awesome in it too. Sharon Horgan is amazing in it. Sharon Horgan.
Starting point is 00:05:04 What a cast, and if I'm leaving anybody out, it's because I can't remember. I gotta watch it again. Oh, and another thing that happened at dinner, Jason and I look over to you, Will, and you weren't even conscious of it. You had like a bowl or a cup or something, and you stuck your finger in it,
Starting point is 00:05:19 and you were really grinding your finger around in a circle to get every last drop of whatever it was and then right in your mouth. It was chocolate syrup. Like you were in prison. It was chocolate syrup. Yeah, it was own little bowl dedicated to the chocolate syrup.
Starting point is 00:05:33 I guess he asked for it on the side. And it wasn't to pour on anything. It was just for him to put his fat finger in it and just stir it around and stick it in his mouth like some kind of seductive freak. I wasn't trying to do it to seduce anybody I was doing because it was delicious and as you know, I have timed out my weekly cheat meal,
Starting point is 00:05:54 one meal to that meal and it worked out that it happened. But we're eating over at Jen's three nights a week now. Okay, so. No, I'm not doing it three nights a week. I'm doing it once. All right. Yeah. Speaking of deliciousness, let's get to our guest. Guys, this is really exciting.
Starting point is 00:06:10 You're gonna be blown away. This is so exciting. Okay. Because this involves science. Great. Yes. Science. These goddamn celebrities on this show.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I know. Well, he's kind of a celebrity. He's an author, a media personality, and the former head of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program at the Pentagon. I'm so excited. What I used to do. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Always. I really am. I know, me too. He oversaw counter-espionage and counter-terrorism investigations worldwide for the Department of Defense, while also working for the National Counterintelligence Executive and the Director of National Intelligence,
Starting point is 00:06:49 very recently. Jason, that's your forte, right? Counterintelligence, right? Like the opposite. Right, yes. Get dumber, call me. Very recently, and I was watching, and this is like a week or two ago,
Starting point is 00:07:00 he was testifying under oath to Congress about the importance of certain, let's call them X files being public knowledge But today he's talking to us dumb-dumbs. It's the very brilliant and super cool Luis Elizondo Good morning, sir Hi, gentlemen. Yeah, good morning. It is my honor privilege to be with you gents Likewise, this is so cool. I wanted to talk to you for years. I think- I'm so happy you've brought him on.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I know. I don't, I know how you're going to explain all this to us. Welcome. Welcome. Sean, do you want to get right to it? You want to ask him about the UFOs? Cause we can wait. No, hang on.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Let's just say, hi, I'm so excited you're here. You have just raised the bar. You've just made, cause we've had idiots like Conan on here a bunch. Oh, this guy. And Farrell. Are you familiar with him? we've had idiots like Conan on here a bunch. Oh, this guy. And Farrell. Are you familiar with him? He's the redheaded fellow with the talk show.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Just an absolute ding-dong. I might have heard of his name a few times. Investigate him, please, by the way. Also, just feel free to get into his. Listen, I gotta apologize, guys, for wearing a hat. I know, unfortunately, I'm one of those guys who has short hair and has to wear a hat because I have an unusually hemispherically round head.
Starting point is 00:08:10 And so my wife forces me to wear a hat. She's like, otherwise I look like a bowling ball, so forgive me. Listen, you don't need to be forgiven. Forgive us, and if anything, you should fight Jason, obviously, physically. He looks like he could really take care of me. I know, right? No, remind your wife's do that. He looks like he could really take care of me.
Starting point is 00:08:25 No, remind your wife the goal of the head is to be round. So tell her to just back off a little. Well, yeah, I've said that a few times. Unfortunately, after 30 years of marriage, I've learned early on that happy wife, happy life. So when she says wear a hat, I wear a hat. Isn't that the truth, right? You've really got to pick your battles
Starting point is 00:08:47 if you want to stay married. You've just got to be able to say you are right nine times out of 10 if you want to keep it harmonious. I always say happy ex-wife, happy life. That to me is even, that applies even more. And don't make the mistake of telling them what you're thinking, because that is the- Well, I don't have that option.
Starting point is 00:09:07 My wife made it very clear to me that if, for whatever reason, we were ever to have a divorce, I'd have to buy back my own underwear from her, so. Wow, okay, wow. Yeah, I prefer to stay in the current relationship I have right now. Pretty ironclad agreement. Sean, you guys do that, right?
Starting point is 00:09:27 You and Scott do not share your own personal opinions. You just keep a nice neutral stance on everything. You know what's great about being in a gay relationship is if sometimes I have help come over and help with laundry and stuff, and if she mixes up our clothes, I just put them on, it doesn't matter. You're right. Ready? Yeah, that's a good point. That just put them on, it doesn't matter. Ready?
Starting point is 00:09:45 Yeah, that's a good point. It doesn't matter if it's in an opposite drawer or something, I just put whatever it is. I like the way you say help with the laundry, I feel like you're standing there too. But what about the way you said, every once in a while, I'll call for some help to come over with the laundry. You mean every once in a while,
Starting point is 00:10:01 like every Tuesdays and Thursdays? Monday through Friday, good for you, or? As long as they don't park where the chef parks, everything is all right, by the way. Anyway, let's get into counter-intelligism. This is so cool. Counter-intelligism. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:19 And thank you in advance for slowing things down and really dumbing it up for us, because like I said, I've been waiting to talk to you forever. I just think it's fascinating what you do and that you've come forward to want to explain to us, the citizens of this country and people who's ever listening about the things that kind of have been hidden
Starting point is 00:10:38 or whatever you've learned. But my first question, because I just watched you on TV in front of Congress, what, two weeks ago or something like that? What is it like to be asked so many questions about UAPs, and please explain what UAP means, that you either can't answer because of security or you know answering truthfully will blow our minds?
Starting point is 00:11:01 Yeah, so great question. And again, thank you very much for having me on this wonderful program of yours. You know, when you're testifying before Congress and the American people, it's under oath. So you definitely need to keep your facts straight and remember that everything you're saying is for the record and it's indelible,
Starting point is 00:11:19 meaning those words will be there forever, long after I'm gone and whatnot. So it's important that we communicate clearly, but at the same time, you're right, I have a security clearance, and I cannot violate that security clearance. The Pentagon was very, very specific with me on what I can and cannot say in an open hearing.
Starting point is 00:11:37 And so that's why you saw me a few times when I said, look, I prefer to have that discussion in a closed session, because then we can start talking about some of the classified nuances of what they're asking me. And by the way, it's a bit of a precarious situation, because if you don't say enough, then Congress feels that it's kind of like fast food, right?
Starting point is 00:12:01 You feel full, but you're not really satisfied. You get some information, but you're not really getting what you're asking for. But at the same time, if I'm overly specific, then I can get in trouble with the US government. I can actually find myself in very significant legal trouble, and for the record, I do not look good in an orange jumpsuit.
Starting point is 00:12:21 So try to avoid that as much as possible. But if the purpose of the hearing is to gather information for the public and sort of march towards transparency, otherwise why sit in front of a microphone and share it? If you're not able to get all the information out, then is the expectation or the hope is that the public would be pleased with and satisfied with just half
Starting point is 00:12:47 the information that you're able to share? Yeah, unfortunately that's not the case. The public's never happy with half information. And I understand that. Frankly, I would get frustrated too. But if you look at this conversation as it's kind of evolved over the last, let's say, seven years, I think we've come further in this conversation in the last seven than perhaps over the last, let's say, seven years. I think we've come further in this conversation
Starting point is 00:13:06 in the last seven than perhaps over the last 70. And none of us had to violate our security oaths. More and more information's coming out every single day. More and more whistleblowers are ready to come out and testify in front of Congress and the American people to let them know what they know about legacy programs and the UAP topic. You asked me to define, by the way, what UAP is.
Starting point is 00:13:28 UAP is basically the new word for the old term UFO, or unidentified flying object. It was changed to UAP some time ago. One was because of the stigma, the taboo and stigma surrounding UFO. Look, anytime you say UFO, people think tinfoil hats and Elvis on the mothership. And that's what we're talking about.
Starting point is 00:13:49 What we're talking about are things that are being intelligently controlled that can fly over controlled US airspace with complete anonymity and potentially over our sensitive military installations and have the ability to even interfere with our nuclear equities. So from a national security perspective,
Starting point is 00:14:08 this is a very serious topic. It is a national security concern, but there's other aspects to this conversation that if you were to ask me, I would submit to you, the government has no business being involved in. So what do I mean? Make a long story short, if I was talking to a three-star or four-star general
Starting point is 00:14:28 about potentially our vulnerabilities regarding UAP and our nuclear equities, great conversation to have with a three-star general. But this is a conversation that affects everybody both equally and a little bit differently, meaning depending how you were raised and your cultural background, your religious background, this is a topic that affects us
Starting point is 00:14:48 from a psychological perspective, a theological perspective, a sociological perspective, even a philosophical perspective. And in that instance, I'm not really comfortable with a three-star general necessarily dictating to me how I should feel about this topic. I was a product of the government, and there's a lot of things we do right,
Starting point is 00:15:09 and then there's some things that we don't do very well. And is that because, well, a couple things. Is that because A, of their, where their interests lie and what their motives are and what they're looking to do differ from yours, there's our X, Y, and Z, and that might not align with you. Is that why? That may be some of it.
Starting point is 00:15:29 I mean, let's face it, governments are designed to be solution oriented. What do I mean? We pay a lot of money with our tax dollars to make sure that our government has all the information it needs, all the intelligence it needs in order to make an informed decision to protect us. Now, when you have an issue like this, where you can see some of the capabilities, but you have no idea the intent behind these things,
Starting point is 00:15:52 it leaves people scratching their head. And that's not a really convenient conversation to have with the American people, especially if you are part of the National Security Apparatus like the Department of Defense, like the CIA, right? I'll give you a case in point, back in the 1950s, when the CIA first commissioned the U-2 spy plane
Starting point is 00:16:11 with Lockheed Skunk Works, we wanted to build a plane that could fly higher and faster than anybody else in the world so we could fly manned reconnaissance missions over mainland Russia. By the way, in contravention to an existing treaty we had with Russia at the time. So the first few missions went off great.
Starting point is 00:16:28 We flew the aircraft and you know what? The Russians didn't respond. And so we really thought our plane was invisible, it was flying faster and higher and we achieved mission success. It wasn't until the Russians developed the SA-2 surface to air missile and successfully shot one of our planes down
Starting point is 00:16:46 and paraded the Captain Powers and the wreckage of the aircraft in front of the world and the United Nations. Did they admit that they were tracking every single one of the flights from the beginning? They didn't even want to admit to their own people that we had a technology that they had no way of defending themselves against. It wasn't until they had a technology that they had no way of defending themselves against. It wasn't until they had a solution did they admit that they had a problem. And look, a lot of governments are that way, guys. It's not just the United States.
Starting point is 00:17:14 It's not just Russia. It's not just China. Well, that's what I was going to ask. Don't you have like a cartoon sign right out on your toilet door that says Skunk Works? Don't you do that? Like a skunk is waving. So that's basically, that's the purpose of, I'm assuming your hearing a couple of weeks ago or any hearings like that lately,
Starting point is 00:17:36 where the Congress has questions about what are these and what is the acronym, unidentified? Yeah, so now it's unidentified anomalous phenomenon. It used to be called unidentified aerial phenomenon. One of the issues we had actually with UFO, we talk about stigma and taboo, but the reality is it's not even accurate because a lot of times we're seeing these things
Starting point is 00:18:00 not necessarily even in our atmosphere, we're seeing them underwater, in low Earth orbit, where there isn't, yeah, so there's not, when we talk about it. Did you see the thing? Why don't we just say crazy shit? Like what are we doing? Why do we need to make it?
Starting point is 00:18:12 Well, we do say that behind closed doors. Okay. Like we always need to address it, I don't know, underwater? Yeah, wait, didn't you see the thing? The thing that was released with the little, from the military or from the Navy, right? It was like, dude, we got it on the fucking camera.
Starting point is 00:18:24 We got it on the, and it went under the water and it's on camera. I mean, it's. So we have a lot of that footage. And you know, when you talk about flying, there's really, when you understand what flying is, there's four fundamental forces. You have thrust, lift, drag, and weight.
Starting point is 00:18:37 And when you understand that, you create wings and you create lift and you fly. These things don't have wings. They don't have any obvious signs of propulsion. They don't have rudders and elevators and ailerons. Anything that we would normally ascribe to, let's say, an airplane or some sort of aircraft or even missile, these things have none of that.
Starting point is 00:18:55 And yet somehow they are able to defy the natural effects of Earth's gravity. So to say that they're flying, that's not even really accurate. We don't know how they're able to. We know that they're moving, that's not even really accurate. We don't know how they're able to. We know that they're moving, but we don't know. Jay, you've seen, I mean, look, I have seen, I don't even pay attention to it as much as Sean has,
Starting point is 00:19:13 but I have, we've all noticed in the last 10 years, I guess, how much more there seems to be footage of stuff. Now, I will say one thing. We had Neil deGrasse Tyson on four or five years, right near the start of doing this podcast, and he talked about the idea that, look, if there was really stuff, considering how many cameras there are in the world
Starting point is 00:19:33 now that everybody's got on their phone, we'd see much more definitive evidence. However, my counterpoint is we are seeing stuff because we're seeing video from airline pilots, military pilots, we're seeing stuff moving through the sky. I've seen a bunch of those. I saw the one recently that it looks like a big, it looked like a trash can almost.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Do you know the one I'm talking about? That was a trash can. Was it a trash can? That was a trash can. And we will be right back. And now back to the show. Let me ask you then, sir, without asking you to divulge something you might not be able to, can I just ask you generally,
Starting point is 00:20:14 are you aware of enough information that would make you think that there is some there there, that there is definitely unexplainable, legitimate stuff that you've seen repeatedly. 100%, and it's not just me. Look, you've already had, I don't know how close you've been tracking this topic, but we've already had a former director of national intelligence, a former director of CIA.
Starting point is 00:20:41 We also had two former presidents of the United States all come out and say, yes, this is real. This is something to this. There are these objects that are able to, in fact, the director of, so when I left my program, ATIP, there were several iterations afterwards. The current iteration is called AERO, A-A-R-O, All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office,
Starting point is 00:21:02 and they are under the Department of Defense and the intelligence community. And they just said last week, they said, oh, Altamain Anomaly Resolution Office, and they are under the Department of Defense and the intelligence community. And they just said last week, they said, look, we are seeing things that defy our understanding of physics. It is a fact, we know they are there, we know it is real, whatever it is, and it's something that we need to figure out.
Starting point is 00:21:20 And don't you think we live in a society now where people just don't care? Like, we could be visited by them and people are like, sure, whatever, I gotta go pick up my kids and get a run of the grocery store. And people are like, there's aliens? Okay, anyway, what's on TV tonight?
Starting point is 00:21:36 Like, it's just, people just aren't interested. Well, yeah, but that's a fun, well, we've created that. I know Scotty would probably take the day off from watching. This is true. We created that, we needed to dumb everybody down in order for a lot of different reasons and it just happens to work and it's become very handy for this.
Starting point is 00:21:56 But I mean if you look at whether it's politics, whether it's whatever it is, if people were really aware of what is going on, and I am not a conspiracy theorist at all as you guys could probably attest to. But I do believe, I used to always joke, I'd say if we want to take over a country, one of these things, we don't need to drop,
Starting point is 00:22:13 all we need to do are just drop DVDs of our stupid TV shows. And just do to them what we've already done to ourselves so that they become slobbering morons staring in front of their TV, like Sean and Scotty on it Wednesday night, and then you could do anything. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:22:28 You could walk into Sean and Scotty's house and you could take everything, and they wouldn't move, because they're like, look at this, they got housewives and they're bachelorettes. Ooh. Right, and then we just beat it. It's like a dial tone coming out of their mouths,
Starting point is 00:22:42 you know what I mean? Well, I'll tell you, that's an excellent point. I'll offer a counterpoint to that as well. When I was growing up, if I wanted to learn anything in school, I had to go to the library, take out an encyclopedia that's probably 10 years old by then, and thumb through it, maybe I'd find one or two paragraphs on something I was interested in.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Now, kids, the new generation, have in the palm of their hands, more technology, more capability, and the ability to access the globe virtually instantaneously. And I think they may, to some degree, even be more prepared. Look, when I was in the government,
Starting point is 00:23:20 we knew about several studies that your taxpayer dollars paid for. And it was the conversation went something like this, are the American people ready to know the truth about UAP, about the reality of UFOs? And time and time again these studies came back and they said absolutely not. It'll cause some sort of social discord and it will create havoc and it'll be a destabilizing type conversation. Now, here we are seven years into the conversation, and last I checked, nobody's made a run on the banks, everybody's paying their mortgages,
Starting point is 00:23:51 everybody's still going to PTA meetings. So I think this generation, actually the younger generation, may be better equipped to have this conversation to some degree because when we were growing up, we had a lot of Judeo-Christian influence and a lot of basically people saying, look, these are accepted norms, accepted conversations to have, and these are not,
Starting point is 00:24:12 keeping in mind that we, our government, placed about 70 years worth of artificial taboo and stigma on this topic. Most of the time, like I said, when you hear the word UFO, you hear about Elvis on the mothership and silly things like that. And that's not really what we're talking about.
Starting point is 00:24:28 What we're talking about are things that have the capability to outperform anything we have in our inventory and have been able to do so for decades. Right, but the assumption along with that, or the implication is that these things have been sent from a place other than Earth. And so that comes with it, as to your earlier point,
Starting point is 00:24:47 issues of theology and scientific capability and on and on and on and on. Jason, can I offer something? Because you said something very, very interesting. When I was at ATIF. Fuck lives right in town, hang on. When I was a senior guy, When I was a senior guy, I was told a lot that people really
Starting point is 00:25:12 can't handle the truth and whatnot. I think we can, I think we are in a situation now that is different than when I was growing up. I think, you mentioned about these things being from outer space, and when I'm asked are they from outer space, I say,'m asked are they from outer space, I say, well, they can be from outer space, inner space, or the space in between. So what do I mean by that?
Starting point is 00:25:30 I went to school, by the way, I'm not a conspiracy theorist either. I went to school to study medicine. So I graduated as a microbiologist and immunologist and studied parasitology. Not parapsychology, the study of parasites, microorganisms. And I was told it was, if you were to look at modern humans about the last two to 400,000 years, homo sapiens sapien,
Starting point is 00:25:52 we've been around what we think is a long time, but in reality, in the grand scheme of things, it's not really that long at all. So if you look at a 24-hour clock, and let's say the beginning of that being when we first became modern humans, it was only in about the last 15 minutes, the last 2000 years, that we realized
Starting point is 00:26:08 the two primary forms of life on this planet. And it was the Greeks that suggested you're either a plant or you are an animal. And it wasn't until the last 10 seconds of our existence, right before it strikes midnight, the last hundred, sorry, the last 300 years ago, during the Renaissance or the days of enlightenment,
Starting point is 00:26:27 that we discovered an entirely new form of life on this planet that is neither plant nor animal. And it was the world of fungus. And so we tap ourselves on the shoulder and say, clever little monkey. And it wasn't for the last five seconds of our existence, think about that, the last 120 years, that we actually discovered the true alpha
Starting point is 00:26:45 life form on this planet that's been here all along. In fact, if you take all the biomass of every plant, all the biomass of every animal, and all the biomass of every fungus and add it up together, it still does not add up to the biomass of this hidden life form that's been here all along. And it wasn't until we could curve glass and put in a little metal tube and famously shout the words, little beasties, little beasties, did we discover the world of microorganisms.
Starting point is 00:27:11 And so, is it possible that these things we're dealing with are just as natural to Earth as we are? Well, it's certainly a possibility. Could things be from underwater? Well, it's certainly a possibility. We know more about the surface of the moon than we do our own oceans. We have mapped less than 10% of the ocean floor.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Are the things, could they be from outer space? Sure, could they be interdimensional? And I don't mean interdimensional in kind of a woo-woo sort of way. I mean from a quantum physics sort of way, where a lot of our reality actually lies. So, it's a great question to suggest. Like traveling through black holes
Starting point is 00:27:48 that we might not even see yet. Absolutely, quite possible, right. We are learning more about space and time and the relationship that space and time is flexible. It's compressible, it's stretchable. And how likely is it that the UAP technology or these things that you're discovering or we're discovering is mistaken for technology
Starting point is 00:28:10 from other countries? Is that a possibility as well? So it is, but here's the problem. Let's say this is a Russian, for example, Russian technology. That would mean that despite all the billions of dollars that we invest into our intelligence community, someone somewhere has developed this technology in secret,
Starting point is 00:28:27 has been able to deploy it over our controlled US airspace, and there's not a darn thing we can do about it. So that would be equivalent to the greatest intelligence failure this country has ever endured, eclipsing that of even 9-11 by an order of magnitude. Let me just say this, let me just interject and say that I doubt it's Russia, this is
Starting point is 00:28:46 the same country that's hiring mercenaries from Yemen to go and do some of their bidding in Ukraine, so I'm highly doubtful of it. Will, let's look at it temporally, right? So 1950s, we've been dealing, there's documentation right now that anybody can go out and look at from the US government from 1950s, early 50s that we've been dealing with this. Now, where were we? We had just entered the atomic age.
Starting point is 00:29:10 We had barely broken the sound barrier and we hadn't yet been into space. Where were the Chinese? Well, they're in the middle of a famine. And where was Russia? They were just developing the atomic bomb for themselves, still using, you know, proverbially horse drawn buggies to deliver it.
Starting point is 00:29:24 So that would be like walking into King Tut's tomb for the very first time in the 1920s and discovering a fully assembled 747 jet plane sitting inside the tomb. It doesn't make sense. All right, all right. Are you, are you, are you, what's your level of confidence that we're gonna learn something definitive
Starting point is 00:29:45 before us for what, 50 year olds die? Well, as part of, JB, as part of that, what is your level of confidence that you're gonna be able to divulge some of what you know and then also reveal more soon? Well, I think we are well down that path. I think we are having that conversation now within the legislative branch
Starting point is 00:30:10 and the executive branch of our government. Politics aside, whether you're liberal or conservative, doesn't matter, this is truly a bipartisan issue. And I have seen both the Democrats and Republicans who would never, ever, ever even exchange glances with each other are literally sitting side by side having lunch talking about this topic.
Starting point is 00:30:29 That's right. Well, I'm bipartisan curious, by the way. It should be noted. Are you implying that there is something to know and the question only is when are we going to agree to let the public know it? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. There is something to know that we're not being told.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Absolutely, oh, I testified before the American people and so did others. If I told you right now that we're not recorded and just between us and we're just gonna chill, we're all chill. We'll cut this out, we'll cut this out. How does that, I mean, you look at, I won't even say people's names,
Starting point is 00:31:02 but there are certainly people in the government or about to be in the government that would love to be the one that tells everybody finally this answer. Like, how has that not happened in a world of everyone sort of violating their NDAs and all that stuff? I can't believe somebody in the government with this clearance hasn't popped off
Starting point is 00:31:22 and written a book anonymously or something and said, here's all the goods. Well, people have, and unfortunately, there've been very serious repercussions for doing it. There have been attacks on the credibility, attacks on the reputation. Some of us have been physically threatened, unfortunately. There is a darkest. Really?
Starting point is 00:31:41 Oh, absolutely. There is a definitely, one of my colleagues, Dave Grusch, who testified last year, was ripped to pieces, unfortunately. Some people in the CIA had leaked some dossier of his and they made it within 24 hours of him testifying. It was headline news that he sought some psychological counseling for PTSD.
Starting point is 00:32:06 The attempt was trying to smear his credibility when in reality he was doing exactly what he was supposed to do as a combat veteran. But they tried to use it against him. Reprehensible, but. Well, it's unfortunate, because it seems like now more than ever, we could really use something like this
Starting point is 00:32:23 to really kind of shock everybody into this recognition of of unanimity and that that we're all humans on this one planet, even given all of our sort of micro differences, the macro similarity is that we're all human beings, regardless of party affiliation and all that stuff. And something like knowledge that stuff, and something like knowledge that aliens exist or something like this would might maybe just snap everybody into like, oh, we're all one.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Well, then some other, whether it's aliens or that there's something else that exists that is beyond our, because it's not even a thing or a spacecraft or a ship or whatever, but just something that we can't even conceive of. That idea, the thing that the human brain can't even, that we can't imagine. It would right size our differences.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Yeah, it's beyond our minds to create, you know, that idea. Well, I am, you know, cautiously optimistic. You could do that for America right now. I think there's a lot of, you know, the truth shall set you free is an old slogan from one of the agencies I used to work with. And, you know, I believe that truth is, and transparency is the best, you know,
Starting point is 00:33:37 sunlight, right, is the best disinfectant. I think America can handle the truth on this topic, but I will tell you, there is some parts of this conversation that are very uncomfortable for some people because it may challenge some people's preconceived notions of, for example, their religion or the notion of certain government's preeminence, right?
Starting point is 00:33:57 When people realize that maybe we're not the alpha life form necessarily, that could create a lot of anxiety for some people. God forbid. Right, so now they have to reconcile, well, maybe we aren't the top of the food chain per se. Civil unrest. What does that mean for us?
Starting point is 00:34:14 Well, think about it, think about it this, I was just watching, I was just reading a thing, another thing, Jonathan Haidt, the guy who's been doing all this stuff, crusading against phone usage with our kids, etc., he wrote that, anxious generation. Amazing, but one of the things he was talking about was this idea that we're so nervous
Starting point is 00:34:30 about letting our kids play, and now they've increased the age parents have that they're comfortable letting their kids play outside to like, on their own, to like 12 years old or whatever, because they're so nervous about it. And I think about that, and we've gotten increasingly nervous about allowing ourselves, and I think about that and we've gotten increasingly nervous about allowing ourselves and I think about that idea. So imagine people are afraid to let their kids play outside until they're now 12 years old or whatever.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Imagine the idea of turning upside down everything, not just about your religion, everything that you think this will affect the way you look at interpersonal relationships. This is an existential question, right? It'll look forever, people through art, through music, whatever people are always talking about looking for. Why? Why am I here? The great Greek philosophers, what is it all about?
Starting point is 00:35:18 Blah, blah, blah. Guess what? You're about to find out. Here's what it's all about. And it's going to fucking blow people's minds. Right? Throw out your drugs, you don't need them anymore. You know?
Starting point is 00:35:29 You know, from a national security perspective, I had, this is a, let me see if I can give you an example of some of the conversations I had with some of the generals in the Pentagon about this topic. Because the first thing to ask me is, Lou, is it a threat? Yeah, I was just gonna say, like, what is the national threat, yeah? Yeah, to ask me is, Lou, is it a threat? Yeah, I was just going to say, like, what is the national threat? Yeah, so my response is, we don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:49 But here's the bottom line. In order to determine if something is a threat, it's a very simple calculus from a national security perspective. It's capabilities versus intent. Now, we've seen some of the capabilities. We have no idea the intent. So let me give you a little analogy here,
Starting point is 00:36:04 and I'll just start with you, Will. Let me ask you a quick question. I'm sure you live in a beautiful neighborhood, wonderful house, Taurus, right? Do you lock your front door at night before you go to bed? I do. Oh yeah. I do too.
Starting point is 00:36:16 And you know what? I would submit to you that probably most people do, even though you don't expect anything bad to happen. Let's say one night you go ahead and you lock your front door and you even take the extra step to make sure your windows are locked and you punch in the code, security code to your keypad for your alarm system
Starting point is 00:36:30 and you go to bed. And now you wake up one Sunday morning, come downstairs, I have a nice hot cup of coffee or tea, and as you walk downstairs you notice size 11 muddy boot prints in your living room carpet that were not there the night before. Now, right, so no one's been hurt, nothing's been taken, but despite you locking the doors and the windows
Starting point is 00:36:51 and turning on the alarm, there are now muddy boot prints in your living room that were not there the night before. So my question to you is, is that a threat? So my response is, it could be if it wanted to be, so we better figure out how it's getting into the house. This is the same rationale from a national security perspective. We see these things coming into our airspace.
Starting point is 00:37:10 There's not a darn thing we can do about it. They seem to be able to interfere with our nuclear equities, and they are very interested in our military capabilities. Is that a threat? Well, it could be if it wanted to be, so we gotta figure it out. Right, we don't know until, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's interesting. It's more, it could be if it wanted to be, so we gotta figure it out. Right, we don't know until, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's interesting. It's more, it's almost like, the equivalent is almost like in The Godfather with the horse head in the bed, it's like, you know, we could do this, we could do whatever we want, we're just letting you know we're here,
Starting point is 00:37:38 we're rattling your cage, now look, they might not, we might turn out to be so primitive that they're like, these ding-dongs think that we're threatening them, but we don't need to threaten them. We're just looking around. We're just like these little peons who are reacting.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Are there protocols or safety measures in place for dealing with a possible whatever? Muddy boots? Muddy boots. There are, you know, we do a lot of war planning in the Pentagon for contingency planning. So, Mocs are ready. But it's, look, let me give you another example,
Starting point is 00:38:18 Will, you just said, it could be just like us flying in a helicopter over the Serengeti looking at the wildebebeast, right? And let's say we go a step further and we dart, we decide to dart one and we tranquilize it and we land the helicopter, we pull blood from it and we're looking at its migratory patterns and its health and whatnot.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Can you imagine for the perspective of that wilderbeast, now all of a sudden it wakes up, it kind of waddles over to the watering hole and it's like, Bill, you're not going to believe this man. But I was just sitting there by myself, all of a sudden something came down from the sky. All of a sudden people were touching me and things were happening to me and now my butt hurts.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Right? So. I had a similar experience, by the way, I'm not joking. The other night I was driving and I saw a coyote, or a coyote as some people say, erroneously. And I was driving right the other night I was driving and I saw a coyote, or a coyote as some people say, erroneously, and I was driving right here near my house and I saw this coyote and he was whipping along the street because I was driving my car, but he was freaking out
Starting point is 00:39:15 and then he kind of got out of my way and then I was past him, I kind of slowed down and he went behind me, and I was thinking at that time, I was like, oh silly little coyote, I'm not going to hurt you. And I thought like from his perspective, he's like, oh my God, blah, and I was thinking at that time, I was like, oh, silly little coyote, I'm not gonna hurt you. Yeah. And I thought, like, from his perspective, he's like, oh my God, this huge machine with lights and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Yeah, for sure. And there I am, and I don't realize that I'm the coyote and I'm probably more scared and dumber than that coyote in the grand scheme of things, or we are. Right. We'll be right back. And now, back to the show. Luis, talk to Will and Jason about the animal mutations.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Yeah. Because that's crazy. Yeah, so I actually had the privilege of speaking to an individual in Montana. He works for the US Department of Agriculture and is one of the senior bovine veterinarians in Montana. And he is particularly concerned of what you refer to as cattle mutilations.
Starting point is 00:40:16 It's been going on for decades where farmers here in the United States and around the world have been having some of their livestock completely and totally gutted and disemboweled without any blood loss. In some cases, it looks like the wounds have been cauterized instantly by some sort of laser, no blood loss.
Starting point is 00:40:35 In other cases, very perplexing. One in particular I heard about up in Montana, where the only thing that was missing from the animal was a tiniest little bone from inside the ear. So when you look at natural predation in nature, you can expect, you just talked about a coyote, for example, you can see puncture wounds in animal flesh, you can see how the canines and the incisors
Starting point is 00:40:59 will tear away flesh. That's not the case here. These animals, in some cases with surgical precision and a knowledge of anatomy, their sexual organs have been removed, in some cases their brains have been removed. Again, no sign of predation, no blood loss. It's as if someone came in with a laser scalpel
Starting point is 00:41:18 and just decided to remove certain portions of the animal while leaving the rest behind. Okay, okay, okay. This is, I mean, first of all, who knows everything? Who's the one person, other than Sean, who's guessing everything? Who knows?
Starting point is 00:41:36 Is there one, or is there a body of people who are sitting there going, A, laughing at us for worrying about elections and all that stuff, just saying, guys, you are wasting your goddamn time on the wrong thing. And who are those people? Yeah, is there a department that knows everything that there is to know?
Starting point is 00:41:58 So historically, the CIA and the Air Force had managed this effort for the US government. And then you had some special operations units like Joint Special Operations Command, JSOC, who also appeared to have had a piece of it in the Department of Energy. To say that there was one particular group that had all knowing or all encompassing insights into this,
Starting point is 00:42:19 I don't think so. I know that there were, when I had our program, ATIP, there was discussions in the hallways of a much older program, a legacy program that was involved for many, many years in this topic and really was involved in what we call now crash retrievals and trying to exploit that technology. But again, we get back to intent, don't we, right?
Starting point is 00:42:40 We can look at something all day long from a nuts and bolts perspective and still not have any idea it's intent. You know, one way to look at this too, people say, well, is it possible there is no intent? Like artificial intelligence, it's just binary, it's just doing what it does. Yeah, that's absolutely a possibility as well.
Starting point is 00:42:57 You know, intent seems to be a very human thing. And when I say intent, I don't mean motivation. You know, when a shark bites a surfer, its intent isn't to hurt the surfer. The motivation is that it's hungry and it wants to eat. Humans are really, and some advanced primates are really the only animals on this planet that have true intent, where we can manipulate things
Starting point is 00:43:21 in order to achieve whatever our intention is. Are we dealing with something that is not only very, very smart, very intelligent, but also has intent? Or is that more of a uniquely human thing, right? So these are all questions that are being asked philosophically from some of the scientists that are still part of this effort. By the way, we had some of the best theoretical physicists
Starting point is 00:43:42 and astrophysicists and mathematicians and scientists in our program. Based on, and I think I asked this before and I apologize if you gave me an answer, or I probably just didn't understand it, but based on your knowledge of the current pitch of understanding, do you anticipate having some answers
Starting point is 00:44:07 before we die? Absolutely, no, I think within the next three to five years, you're gonna have a heck of a lot more clarity on this. That's what all the pharmaceutical companies say too. We'll have a cure in three to five years. All right, yeah, yeah. Well, do you think AI will help with some of this intelligence gathering?
Starting point is 00:44:24 It is already. Yeah, gathering? It is already. Yeah, okay. It is already. We're using it to actually look at deep fake videos to determine if a UFO video is real or faked. And that's important when you're briefing members of Congress, right? You gotta be 100% accurate.
Starting point is 00:44:40 And if not, it could blow up. Is AI gonna be able to ask tough questions that we can't or sort of sift through, not just images, but information? We don't even need to know to ask. Yeah, so artificial intelligence, unfortunately, its limitations are it's only as good as its teacher, right? And its teacher tends to be humans. What you prompt it.
Starting point is 00:44:59 So, yeah. Right, so. Well, Sean used to think that artificial intelligence was when he drank smart water and he thought like, he's like, if I just drink it, if I drink enough of it. Trying so hard. If I drink enough of it. You would think with our current level
Starting point is 00:45:13 of like global surveillance, that like every corner of this world has got a camera on it via satellite. So it would think that there wouldn't be any flying around this planet that goes undetected or unmonitored or stored or something. Is that a safe assumption? Unfortunately, no. With all due respect, when we actually started
Starting point is 00:45:36 calibrating our radar systems to look for UAP, something very interesting happened about a year and a half ago. We started tracking Chinese balloons that were wafting over the Northern Hemisphere and continental United States. If you remember the stories about these surveillance balloons. They've been there a long time.
Starting point is 00:45:56 The bottom line is we really don't have a very good handle on our, what we call, US aerodomain awareness. We're supposed to, but the sad truth is we don't. There's a lot of things in our skies that we do not have any visibility into. And that's part of the problem with UAP because potentially you could have a near air collision. And we've had this before with both private pilots
Starting point is 00:46:17 and also in some of our military pilots. Right, I read that too. Because these things are potentially made of material that we haven't programmed our detectors to detect? It's a little more complicated than that. Let me see if I can break this down for you, just from some of the performance parameters. There's five fundamental observables
Starting point is 00:46:38 that we have noticed from an intelligence perspective that puts this technology leaps and bounds beyond anything we have. So the first observable is instantaneous acceleration. That's the ability to move from point A to point B very rapidly. Now, a human being like me, we can withstand about nine G-forces wearing a G-suit
Starting point is 00:46:57 for a short period of time before you start suffering medical consequences like blackouts, redouts, and ultimately death. So if you compare that to, let's say, the General Dynamics F-16, right? The F-16 can pull about 16 to 17 Gs before you start having structural failure, meaning the airframe starts to disintegrate around you.
Starting point is 00:47:18 What we are seeing are things that are doing 1,000, 2,000, 3,000 G forces, right? Well beyond anything that we have. And then you have the other observable, which is hypersonic velocity. That's five times the speed of sound, or roughly five times 763 miles an hour at sea level, roughly.
Starting point is 00:47:38 So you're looking about 3,200 miles an hour. Now, do we have technology that can go that fast? Yes, we do. The Lockheed YF-12 SR71, the Blackbird for example, can do about 3200 miles an hour at the unclassified level. But when it wants to take a right hand turn, it takes roughly half the state of Ohio to do it. And yet what we are seeing are things
Starting point is 00:47:59 that are not doing 3000 miles an hour, they're doing 10,000, 13,000 miles an hour, and they can execute immediate right angle turns in 180s. So these are some of the things that when you see them, you realize, okay, this is not our technology, this isn't Russia, this isn't Chinese, this is something completely different. What's the weirdest thing you've come across
Starting point is 00:48:20 that you still can't explain? How about that? You know, that what he just said. I know, of course, but I mean, like, if there's something specific. It's that? You know, that's what he just said. I know, of course, but I mean, like if there's something specific. It's so frustrating to not understand that technology because my God, we could, I bet you that could just solve
Starting point is 00:48:31 so many things for us to just have technology like that and engineers like that. Here's what I suspect a little bit, and I think Sean, this is good news for you. Uh-oh. Oh God. I think that back in the day, back in the 70s, that some of these entities, these unknown entities,
Starting point is 00:48:53 if you will, tried to soften the blow of blowing our minds by seeding, slow playing, and through stories, through storytelling. Battlestar Galactica, Flash Wars. They got into George Lucas' brain. And so my point is this, Sean, you might get to Tatooine. After all.
Starting point is 00:49:20 After all this, you might get to fucking Tatooine. I'll go, I'll fucking go. But you think that we've got a shot, you think within the next three to five years maybe, get a significant breadcrumb here that can satisfy some of our curiosity and some explanation. What's the holy grail of that, of what Jay's saying?
Starting point is 00:49:39 Like what's the holy grail piece of it? Well, you don't want to share technology and insight into breakaway technologies, knowing that there are rogue nations out there and non-state actors that would love to take that technology and do something bad with it, right? So that's terrifying. Imagine being able to fly over the White House
Starting point is 00:50:01 completely anonymously and instantly and do whatever you want and then leave. That's not exactly a good news situation for our national security. And so that's priority number one, right? How do you have this conversation while keeping it out of the hands of people who don't want to do good things with it?
Starting point is 00:50:19 Then you have other issues. How long have we known about this and how long have we kept it from the American people? There's liability there. There's a very significant problem. For example, look at this from a business perspective. You have company A, aerospace company A, and aerospace company B.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Someone in the government decides to take a very interesting piece of material that was found during a crash and gives it to company A. Meanwhile, 10 years later, company A becomes a multi-billion dollar aerospace corporation. Company B goes bankrupt and now 200 jobs are lost and people, investors now lose their money
Starting point is 00:50:53 on the stock market because the company goes belly up. You know, there's like, there's security exchange committed SEC violations of doing that. You have to, in the government, you have to give everybody a fair chance to compete. And when you give an unfair advantage to company A over company B, there could be billions of dollars worth of liability in that alone, right?
Starting point is 00:51:11 And then you have the problem where people in government were telling people, members of Congress, nothing to see here, folks. Meanwhile, all along, there was a lot to see here. We were actually investigating this, and we learned a lot about it. What do you, do you, let me ask the same one phrase this do you have you been exposed to enough information in your life that that what you what you think
Starting point is 00:51:38 you know or what you do know or what you've heard about or been exposed to that were the circumstances different that if we just knew that much that we'd all be blown away. Stuff that you're not willing to or can't talk about. Can you even say that? Yeah, yeah, sure. Absolutely there is, but let me just give this in a term that everybody will understand here.
Starting point is 00:52:02 We live in an incomprehensibly complex universe. And in fact, we judge our universe by the five fundamental senses which we have, which is if you can't touch it, taste it here, smell it, et cetera, we can't interact with it. And yet, if you had the ability to look at this world around you
Starting point is 00:52:19 through something as simple as cell phone vision, and now you can see in 5G and in Wi-Fi and GPS, you would see an entirely different reality around you. For example, I live here in Wyoming. Beautiful, un-included night skies, but if you look at that same portion of the night sky through, let's say, infrared, you will see nebulae, you'll see a whole different reality in front of you
Starting point is 00:52:39 that's just as real as the reality you live in now, in fact, maybe even more real. The problem is we can't interact with it. The way we look at the universe through vision alone is only 0.0035% of the entire electromagnetic spectrum, meaning most of the universe remains hidden because it lies within a frequency beyond what we can perceive.
Starting point is 00:53:00 And then you've got the other challenge of size. So as big as this universe is, most people don't really understand just how big. By the way, just to interrupt, Jason, still applies size, doesn't matter, you're good, it doesn't matter. Okay, okay, thank you. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:53:16 I won't comment on that. I just saw him get nervous because you've been told so many times, he's fine. I'm fine, right? Luis, tell me before I let you go, because by the way, this has been. It's mind blowing. Mind blowing.
Starting point is 00:53:31 It's incredible. You have a book called Imminent, which I'm getting. It's Inside the Pentagon's Hunt for UFOs. It's called Imminent. And I haven't read it yet, but I can't wait to read it. And you wrote it. What was your wife's reaction? I think I wrote about it.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Yeah, let's just say my involvement in the UFO program went over like a lead balloon. Mrs. Elizondo was not very happy about that. Just to go back to what you were talking about, and I don't mean to oversimplify it or make it too brief, but are you basically saying that, in answer to your question to oversimplify it or make it too brief, but are you basically saying that the answer to your question to Will, the stuff that you do know that you're not able to share
Starting point is 00:54:10 with us that you are convinced would blow our minds, that the sort of the context of that, the root of that, lives in what you're talking about, which is the stuff that's amazing is kind of like all of this stuff we can't see, like cell towers or radio frequencies and television stuff that's going through the air that we can't see. It all kind of lives in there and then eventually
Starting point is 00:54:38 we're gonna kind of learn about this stuff that, yeah, there's all this stuff around and we just have never seen it because you can't see it just like cell tower technology. The space in between. Yeah, in essence, look, today's technology was yesterday's magic. And that's just the fact, right?
Starting point is 00:54:54 And what we consider paranormal, by the definition of science, everything in science is paranormal until it becomes normal. That's just the world we live in. And so we have to recalibrate a little bit how we think about things and how we look at ourselves and our place in the universe.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Like I said, imagine this universe being 100 billion light years across and we're this tiny little speck in the middle. And as big as that seems, if you look at one hydrogen molecule, Avogadro's number, one times six something times 10 to the negative 23rd, that's roughly the same order of scale, guys. Meaning, as small as we are to the universe,
Starting point is 00:55:36 if you compare an atom to our body, that's roughly the same order of magnitude. We, as a species, can only interact with one or two degrees order of a magnitude up or down. Otherwise, the universe is simply too big or too small and we'll never be able to interact with it. I love that, I think that's fascinating. Yeah, that's where most of reality lives.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Yeah, now, final question, Luis. What's the story? Can you explain why Sean and Scotty won't go past five block radius from their house? Is this related to that? It's a microcosm. Yeah, we're the atom of our neighborhood. Final question, Luis, what's a talent or skill
Starting point is 00:56:14 people would never expect you to have? Oh my God, you got any theater stories? Yeah, you got any theater stories? Ever forget your line on stage? Okay, so there's three things that, so despite looking like I'm from Iowa, I'm actually Cuban, so I speak Spanish, and I'm Hispanic, so we do three things
Starting point is 00:56:32 coming out of the womb quite well. One is we smoke cigars quite well. We kind of, it's genetic for us, I guess. Two, we can dance salsa and merengue pretty well. And the third thing I probably can't discuss over the airwaves is probably not appropriate. But those are kind of the three things that as Latinos, we do.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Nice, nice, very nice. Sure, that's great. Can you once and for all also say that definitively that, cause Sean said in the opening that. By the way, I was talking about drinking rum. If anybody has any questions. No, I know, I know, of course you were. Right, right, for sure, for sure.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Good for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just wanna make sure I clarify that. But Sean went to say that whatever, Gwyneth Walston High School or whatever, Glen Ellyn Illyn is the best, but it's not, whatever, it's not the best, right? We have evidence to support this. It's kind of the best.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Don't answer that, don't answer that. Luis, I plead the fifth. It's a pleasure having you on. What a pleasure, oh my God. I've watched you in documentaries, I've watched you in Congress. I just think what you're doing is incredible and thank you for.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Yeah, keep it going, please. And by the way, part, thank you for your service to the country as well. Gentlemen, it's always a team effort. Thank you very much. By the way, my two daughters, who also work for the government, are huge fans of you guys.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Oh, tell them about it. When they found out I was, oh, I absolutely will. When I told them I was gonna do your show, I think both of them were about to jump out the window. They were so excited. That's very true. Can you also make us this,
Starting point is 00:57:53 if you get the green light to kinda like divulge a bunch of stuff, will you just give us a heads up real quick? Yeah, yeah. We really wanna know. We're so curious, but we really wanna know. We love breaking news on this show. You have my word.
Starting point is 00:58:04 But we'll be sure to pick up your book. And thank you for spending some time with us. Thanks, Luis. Guys, I appreciate it. Look, I didn't come on here to plug a book. Just wanted to have a conversation with you guys. No, I didn't. Of course I love it.
Starting point is 00:58:15 Appreciate it. Yeah. But if there's anything you guys, ever have any questions, let me know. Thank you, sir. Okay, thanks, buddy. We got a lot. We got a lot.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Nice to meet you. Enjoy your day. Take care, Joe. Bye-bye. Wow, wow, wow. Isn't that guy great? Wow, wow, buddy. We got a lot. Nice to meet you. Enjoy your day. Take care, Joe. Bye-bye. Wow, wow, wow. Isn't that guy great? Wow, wow, wow. Hey, look, can we make a commitment that we're gonna have more non-actors on this show?
Starting point is 00:58:34 I said to Will last week, I was like, you're gonna fucking love this guy. I know, Sean, I was trying to think, you kept saying, you were trying to send me, you were like, you're gonna go crazy, you're gonna love, and you were so right. But you'd never seen Luis in- No!
Starting point is 00:58:46 Like documentaries or anything? No. Yeah, and he's always in, I testify in Congress. I don't know what kind of time you think I have. Yeah, man, what, you think I'm just like going down wormholes on YouTube for congressional reports? Pfft!
Starting point is 00:58:59 Ha ha ha ha! Hey, it was interesting in front of Congress this week. By the way, the other day I was reading in bed in the middle of the day, it was on a Saturday, so I was just enjoying myself. And Abel said, my fourth-generation was like, hey, Bubba, we're texting, he's in the house and he goes, where are you? And I go, I'm in my bed reading. He just writes nerd.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Nerd. Hey, that guy, I got to tell you, man, you know, as we start to get more and more of these bigger breadcrumbs about what is and what isn't, I think we're gonna find out a little bit more what is, and it is going to make us feel appropriately smaller and more naive and more humble, and I think I'm ready for that.
Starting point is 00:59:48 I bet you most of the world is ready for that and can bear a little bit of a- Sean, you're ready. I mean, you live in this world. You want to know, but are you worried? Are you worried that there might be information that will blow your mind too much? No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Well, I think, look, some people wanna know, I think that information like this, I think that it runs the risk of really bifurcating. Bifurcating everybody. There's too much of a sentence left afterwards. Yeah. Okay, sorry, don't accept it. Okay. You should have said the sentence and then said, now that would be very bifurcating. There's too much of a sentence left afterwards. Yeah. Okay, sorry. Don't accept it.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Okay. You should have said the sentence and then said, now that would be very... Bye, Frickada. It might be, bye, Frickada. Bye, Frickada. Bye. Okay, bye. Smart.
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