SmartLess - "Rob McElhenney"
Episode Date: June 7, 2021Golf-buddy Rob McElhenney zips in for some hoots and hollers in Podville, USA. Rob is an actor, writer, director, producer... and co-owner of Wrexham Association Football Club (and you can be...t hard money that Will is ready to talk-shoppe on this subject). Plus, allergy tips for extra-credit! Willkommen y bienvenue. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey guys, I've been thinking about the our intros and they just need to be snappier and stuff
So I'm gonna leave the way and just kind of take my leave. Hey there. I'm Jason, baby
Hey I'm Shawn Hayesolis, sorry, smart. Well, did I just hear you turn in the fellas
onto a band called The Police? Boy, where would we be without you?
No, no, you did not hear that.
That's fine.
No, you did not.
Hey, by the way, classic Bateman,
why don't you just take a position
before you even know what this shot is?
Know the shot, okay?
I don't, don't make me quote Glengarry Glen Ross here.
But you know what?
A, know the shot.
I think he just did.
Didn't he?
I guess I just did.
But also like always be closing, but also know the shot.
What is the shot?
I was, I, Jason Willen and I were chatting yesterday
the day before about, you know, I was,
I went outside to my garage,
the garage is separated from my house
and there's a shingle from the roof.
I was like, on the ground.
I was like, what's that?
Your garage has shingles, dude.
I gotta get the vaccine.
Oh God.
And so I'm standing there
and here comes another shingle straight from my face.
I was like, oh God.
I was like, oh crap, I gotta get a new roof.
It's been like over 20 plus years.
And, and then so I call this, this contractor guys.
For Tracy in Wisconsin, a roof is something that is
on the top of a building.
Sorry.
Well, I mean, if we're gonna do.
No, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
And so then he comes over and there's like my,
you know, whenever it rains, it floods my driveway.
And then he's like, we should fix the drainage
under the driveway.
So I got to tear up the driveway and the roof.
And then I was like, and then it turned into that thing
where you're like, oh God, and I have to tear up.
Just do everything.
Everything.
And then I was like, is homeownership kind of a scam?
Cause it was a lot easier to live in an apartment.
Jason, do we have to ask the question?
The obvious question is, are you okay?
Dude, maybe you just have a really fat squirrel on the roof.
Have you, have you, have you looked?
No.
Yeah, it could, it could be a real pain in the ass,
chubby squirrel up there.
But it feels like, do you feel like,
do you feel like you're unraveling a little bit?
Me?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Why don't you just go back, back to the trailer.
You know, things were so much simpler
when you had wheels under your house.
Sean, if you tore down your house
and you put a nice big trailer on the property, I would.
Who was, why not?
Love that.
Then they could, then, then Scotty could knock on the door
and say we're ready for you in five.
Wasn't that, was, Dax was living in a trailer while,
while he and Kristen were doing the house, right?
Yeah.
Well, he bought that crazy huge trailer.
You saw it.
And, and he's got that awesome trailer.
And then he had it parked in front of the house,
in his nice house.
And then like,
Yeah.
And it's a real, it's a real nice house.
Mr, Mr. Keep It Real Detroit.
Oh yeah.
Living, living in a palace now.
Thank you for calling him out on that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Old lifestyles of the rich and nailing it.
Yeah.
That'd be a great show.
It sells itself.
He would, he would be a great new host
if, if they were going to redo that, that,
that series of lifestyles of the rich and famous.
What was his name?
Robin.
Robin Leach.
Leach.
Yeah.
This is Robin Leach.
I'd love to see Dax hosting that show.
It'd be like a cross between Cribs and.
And Punk.
Lifestyle.
Yeah.
Cause you, you know, Dax, he'd go through the house
with the people and be like,
you've got a greenhouse here.
How much did you pay for that?
That looks really,
and the person would be on the spot.
They'd be like, I don't know.
And he goes, that's gotta be, I mean,
those things go minimum million dollars.
Minimal.
Right?
That's pretty good.
The guys, ladies and gentlemen,
Dax Shepard just stepped in for a second.
Thank you.
Aw, thanks, Sean.
So I get this wonderful email from this fellow
who you're about to say hello to.
And in the email.
Wait, are you getting to the guest?
Is this you getting to the guest?
Yeah, do you want to, what else do you want to bring up?
It's pretty smooth.
No, it was pretty smooth.
Okay.
Four minute wait for the guest is, is,
was pretty, not bad.
So no, so you're going to say hi to this guy in just a second.
And, and I got an email from him.
Shall we make a stop?
I'd love that we keep making references to the dresser.
Stop that train.
Do it, give me one will.
Stop.
Shall we make a stop?
I've never seen it.
I don't know it.
I have to, Tom Courtney is-
I'm going to write this down.
Perfection in that point.
That's Tom Courtney starting to dress, Albert.
What's it called?
The dresser.
It's a classic.
All right.
Have you guys seen whatever happened to Baby Jane?
All right, listen, in the email this guy-
Oh, and there's a great new band called the police.
Sorry, go ahead.
And in the, in this email, this guy says to me,
and he's so nice.
And he says, I know we don't know each other,
except for some running at a doctor's office,
which I'll have to ask him about.
Whoa, wait, I want to get into that.
Fine.
But he says he's really good friends with you guys,
and you would, and he would love to come on and surprise you.
So to set up, oh my God, of course,
it'll be a great excuse for the guys to say hi to you
and for me to get to know you.
Dax Shepherd doing a repeat performance.
No, no, no.
Dax is back.
So like always, as soon as I describe who this person is,
you're going to guess who it is because you played golf with him.
But now just humor me and let me get out some of his credits
before you start boring me to tears with,
which I earned your chance.
Charlie Day.
Yeah, I was going to say, is it Charlie?
So Rob McLaney.
This guy played Mac for 14 seasons
on It's Always Sunny and Phil Duff.
Rob McLaney.
He's on a new show called Miss Rob.
Let's go.
Just take the, take, take the thing.
There he is.
No way, Rob McLaney.
Hi guys.
Hi, Rob.
Rob, look at your skin.
He has glowing skin all the time, doesn't he?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Your pale is all hell.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm exceptionally Irish.
And so my skin is always going to be alabaster.
Same.
Yeah.
This is great.
If I shave, it tends to get a little shiny.
I've got a lot of questions for you.
Luke, can we start with the listener?
Do you know that Rob is the proud owner of a soccer team?
Okay.
I know.
Talk to me about that.
I can't believe we haven't talked about this Rob at all yet.
I keep meaning to ask you.
And I feel like you know that I'm a big football fan.
And then you've avoided talking to me about it.
Is that true?
Playing it cool.
Okay.
Do you mind if I derail your own podcast
for the first five to 10 minutes?
Please do.
Okay.
I reached out to Sean because I realized that,
yes, we play golf together.
I don't know Sean very well,
but I've played a number of rounds of golf
with you gentlemen.
And I've met you numbers of times over the years.
He's a good player too.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
That's where you insert, but I'm a fan.
But go ahead.
Yeah.
I don't know Sean.
I'm a fan.
Well, of course.
Well, we'll get to that later.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks.
Thanks.
But what I realized is over the course of our relationships
that while you're a very cordial and sweet man
and wonderful friends, I'm fairly convinced,
and Charlie and I have discussed this,
that you have never seen anything,
not one scene, not one frame of anything
that I've ever done.
And I find that to be quite amusing.
Because I've never pointedly asked you.
You're speaking to Jason, obviously.
I'm speaking to both of you.
I'm speaking to both of you.
First of all, I have watched Mythic Quest.
So F you, bro.
Really?
I know that your character's name is Ion Grim.
Wow.
Is the name of your character.
I'm not even Googling.
And I know that you guys,
you run a video game company
and then you're coming out with this new video.
So please.
And it's on Apple Plus.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
So yeah.
I've seen it.
You were impressed by that, Rob, right?
I actually really was.
The only thing I can surmise from that is,
and still to your credit,
I believe that this was all,
you've seen this in the last,
the show's been out for two years,
but I think you watched in the last two weeks
because you realized that we were gonna be
playing more golf together
and you had to make sure that you were,
at least.
A little bit of homework.
Yeah, a little bit of homework,
which I appreciate it.
Now Bateman didn't even do that.
You know what?
It wasn't even that,
like that sounds like something,
that move is called a Bateman in show biz.
But what I did was,
because since we've gotten to know each other,
and we had a little bit of contact before,
Rob wrote a pilot that I thought was hilarious
many, many years ago,
that was kind of came my way.
At a certain point,
there was a discussion about maybe,
and I really wanted to do it,
and I forget what happened,
and maybe they ultimately didn't want me,
or something like that,
but it was something.
No, you passed.
You passed.
Wait, it was a soft pass.
But here's the deal.
I always thought it was really funny,
and I thought it was,
when I read that script,
that's when I became a fan of yours.
Hey.
I can't wait for the question.
So once we started to get to know each other more recently,
then I did watch it,
not because I wanted to be able to,
but I was like,
I want to see what your deal is.
How about that?
Well, look, I appreciate it, Jason.
Yeah, sorry, Jason.
But then ultimately,
you did not stick with the show clearly.
Me, on the other hand,
if I were to start,
I know I would go down a K-Hall of just like,
Oh, this guy, Rob.
Yeah.
I got to eat up everything.
And then I'd get stuck in the Philly,
in the sunny in Philly,
and that would take me 15 years,
almost literally,
to watch all those episodes.
I wouldn't be able to stop.
I know what I'm dealing with with you.
So what I do is,
I keep myself in a safe little bubble
of Dodgers and MSNBC,
and I don't come out.
I know what you do.
I don't come out for,
except for golf,
and to say hello to my lovely wife and children.
That's it.
Rob, do you know something?
So your show's on Apple, right?
Mythic Quest's second season is just starting.
Yeah, that's correct, well, just starting.
Name's Ian Grimm.
Wrong.
Wrong.
It's Ian, you dick.
And secondly.
Which shows that you just Googled it,
and got it wrong,
because the pronunciation is iron,
and that's part of the gag of the show.
Yeah, that's the whole gag of the show, you dick.
You know what, here's the other part.
You know what, he makes himself look even worse,
is that his own wife is a producer
on a show that's on Apple,
and he hasn't watched that.
I watched the first five episodes,
and I continue to get a lot of heat
for not finishing that up.
There's a lot of content out there.
Another guy that we play golf with
is an ex-baseball player named Chase Utley,
and I can promise you that when we play
Jason remembers every at-bat that this man,
over a 20-year period,
I think he can point to an at-bat
that Chase had in 2009.
He's a memorable fellow.
Yeah.
Hey, Rob, you mentioned in the email
that we ran into each other in a doctor's office once,
how long ago was that?
And what was it?
Yes.
Well, the reason I know that it was not memorable for you,
because this was very early on in Sonny's run,
there was no chance he would have ever known who I was,
but I just introduced myself and said,
I was a big fan of yours.
You knew that he didn't know who you were
because he tossed you his keys and said,
can you give it a wash before I come back?
No, I recognize, I even said in the waiting room,
I said, I recognize that this is wholly inappropriate.
We were at, this is full disclosure,
I don't think you'll mind having me bring this up,
because I know you're very open
with your medical history and whatnot,
but we were in a, I love it.
I love talking about animals, here we go.
I know you do, I saw you on Jimmy Kimmel.
I'm a fan of yours.
So, and I know about your other podcast
that you're talking about.
Thank you, thank you.
Was it a dermatologist?
It was, no, it was an allergist.
Oh.
Yes, Dr. Eiches.
Dr. Eiches, oddly enough, his name is Dr. Eiches,
he's the best allergist in the city of Los Angeles,
and when I first moved to LA, I had terrible allergies,
and I am now cured.
What were your symptoms?
Seasonal, so it would just be, it would be stuffy.
But you're cured, are you okay?
Are you okay now with the stuff he knows?
I'm concerned.
We're not doing a hypochondriac to right now, okay?
All right?
Sean?
I will say, I'm cured, I have been cured.
I don't know if you continue to go to Dr. Eiches,
but I do not have to go anymore.
Now, was this the kind of doctor
where you lay on your back and he puts like a bottle
of some sort of like herb or something on your chest,
and he says, raise your arm, I'm gonna push down your arm,
and if your arm gives a lot of resistance,
that means you have a bad reaction to this type of herb.
Have you guys ever been one of those?
No man.
Oh.
Nobody has.
No, that guy was not a doctor.
Why was, and was that in a van somewhere in the valley?
That was definitely somewhere in Santa Monica.
I can almost promise you that.
Wait, Rob, so you were, this is why I read a little bit
about you having known you were coming on.
And so you grew up Catholic, I grew up Catholic,
which means one of us has to be gay, that's me.
And your mom is now gay, lesbian, she's out.
I wanna talk about that because I think
that's fascinating being a child growing up.
Like, what was the, how old were you when she came out?
Did you suspect when you were younger
that mom could lift heavier things than dad maybe,
and now you can both play golf?
Yeah, she does play golf, which is amazing,
both of my mothers.
So they've been, my mother left my father
for her current partner, who's been my other mother
for the last 35 years.
I think they met, I wanna say 37 years ago, yeah.
Wow, wow, wow.
So they're still wonderfully happy.
And in fact, even stranger, my father and his current wife
are very great friends with them,
and they are on vacation together right now.
I love that she's his own, yes, right now.
They are in North Carolina together, run a leg.
Good, and see, I just, now I'm just writing
a pilot episode of a sitcom, as I'm listening,
I'm just thinking, gosh, boy, this is my two moms.
Remember my two dads?
Oh, okay, walk us through the cold open.
Yeah, no, so here we go.
So, which is just a slow fade in, you know.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
No, I did not know that, Rob.
Yes, well, you don't ask any questions about me.
No, I don't, except, did you hit an eight iron?
I remember one time he said to you, he said,
he said, is this downwind from here?
Is this usually, is there trouble on the left?
He once said to you, I remember that.
No, but I really do, I really do wanna know,
like, what age did she come out to you,
and what was that like for you?
Was it like, oh, and then what was your experience like
with your peers at school, or did they know,
and all that kind of stuff?
Yeah, the interesting thing is that they never
actually officially came out to us.
It was a much different time.
This was the South Philadelphia in the early to mid 1980s,
and they had three kids in a very staunch
Irish Catholic neighborhood.
Right, yeah.
So it was a really difficult time for them,
but for us, I mean, look, any divorce
is gonna be difficult on the kids,
but I think it was a testament to both my father,
who was in his late twenties at the time,
which is incredible, and both of my mothers,
who handled it with such dignity and grace,
and we never really felt any acrimony or animosity
between them, it was all like in support of us.
However, we did recognize that mom had a roommate,
which isn't weird at first,
because she's in her late twenties, early thirties,
which of course, at the time when you're a kid,
they seem like they're 50.
So I have some family members
that still call Scotty my roommate.
Yes, yes, so mom and Mary, who's my other mother.
My mom's name is Mary.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, anyway, this is going great.
Roommates for years, years and years and years,
and nobody was really sitting us down
and having a conversation with us,
but as time went on, it was becoming quite evident
when we would ask at 12, 13 years old,
we recognized that you're roommates,
but why do you sleep in the same bed?
Well, for warmth.
Yeah, for warmth, it's cold.
To save energy.
It's not always sunny.
South Philly's cold, yeah.
Sean, you know, Sean, you said,
you brought up the fact that, you know,
that you're a Catholic and maybe that's why you're gay,
and I know you were being glib,
but we've never really talked about this before,
because, you know, Rob, you were just saying,
it was a tough time.
I can't imagine how difficult that would be,
and hats off to you and your whole family kind of rallying
around and understanding how important that was
to kind of how difficult that must be in that time.
And so, Sean, we've never really talked about this.
How difficult was that growing up
in your Irish Catholic existence outside of Chicago
in a similar, I imagine, quite similar circumstances
and knowing probably knew you were gay from...
Oh yeah, five years old.
Yeah, and...
Yeah, no, thanks for asking.
It's, yeah, it was weird.
You know, you go to church,
you go to, you raise Irish Catholics,
like you just blindly go because that's where your mom
and dad and family bring you,
and you learn all about, you go to CCD,
I don't know if you had to go to CCD classes,
Bible classes, and do all of that,
and then you get older and you realize,
oh, I can't talk about this because I'm told I'm bad.
You can't talk about it at church, certainly,
and Rob, were you guys religious, Rob?
Did you have a difficult time with the church
or your mom and your dad and all that stuff?
Yes, it was just something that wasn't discussed,
but my father, we had a very close relationship
with the church, because my father was almost a priest.
In fact, he was in his last year of seminary school
when he met my mother.
So there's a whole lot of real interesting stories
wrapped up in religion and sexuality and all this stuff.
But there's so much guilt from what I understand
from all my friends and people who are certainly Catholic,
they always talk about that Catholic guilt.
There must be, for both of you guys,
very complicated feelings because you're raised in the church
and then you're doing something
that they don't approve of.
For both of you, did you feel that really in a real way?
And do you still feel that today?
You know, I have, I don't know about you, Rob,
but I have anger because of the hypocrisy,
because you have, by the way,
well, this doesn't have to turn into religion,
but growing up, it's all you hear from ads on TV
and billboards in society and families and churches
and everything that gay is bad, gay is bad.
And then, of course, now we're in a much different place.
We're still a long way to go,
but that we're just as human as anybody else.
But I got angry at the Catholic church
because of the hypocrisy of thousands and thousands
of children who were molested by Catholic priests.
And we just kind of, well, we're not gonna talk about that.
We're gonna try to bury that as much as possible.
So here's all this evidence of pedophilia running amok
in the Catholic church.
And they're passing judgment on me for who I love
and telling me how I should live my life.
I don't know about that.
And so, like they say in Shark Tank,
for those reasons, I'm out.
Well, let me ask the dumb, dumb question,
because I am the dumb, dumb in many areas,
definitely in religion.
I know you're zero.
And first off, we got the quote.
We got the clip.
I know zero about religion.
And so on this issue, is there something,
and it's probably a very quick and easy answer,
I apologize, but is there something in the Bible
that specifically says,
you must not be with somebody of the same sex?
Or is it sort of like,
this is sort of an agreed upon interpretation
of some of the vagaries,
and it pushes it towards heterosexuality?
Yes.
And just like anything else in the Bible,
it's a buffet where people can choose al-Aqqaar,
which sections they want to believe
and which they don't,
to further reinforce their own prejudices, right?
So, and we see that all day long
with so many various different things.
Where people will just-
And people are doing that with the constitution.
Of course.
Of course.
You just choose to interpret it the way
that fits whatever sort of narrative you're looking for,
right?
And really quick, I made a glib joke about your mom,
and it's just from one gay to another gay joke
about playing golf and all that.
So hopefully she's okay with that.
My mother could give two flying fucks
what anybody says about her, that's for sure.
But that's having grown up in South Philly.
Well, I wanted you to apologize to me
for making fun of me for playing golf too, just in general.
But not to show you, to demonstrate how difficult
this is for people.
And again, that's why I have endless compassion
and empathy, certainly for my mother
who was navigating this in the mid 1980s.
But we grew up essentially in the gay community,
at least half 50% of the time we were in the gay community.
And yet I have two gay brothers,
one of whom did not come out to me till he was in his 20s.
Wow.
Which is just fascinating because he still felt
from a cultural and societal perspective
that he just didn't feel comfortable
even telling his own brother.
Right, there's...
Did he tell your mom earlier?
No.
No. Wow.
Growing up in a culture in the family
where it was not only in existence,
but it was embraced and it was,
well, I don't know if comfortable,
but that's, wow.
Did he explain why he still felt
so kind of uncomfortable until 20, something that come out?
He did.
And I mean, look, to bring it back full circle
and not to, I know that this show is not,
it's sort of anathema to be sincere.
And yes, to be sincere.
That's Will's fault.
You gotta be careful about being sincere
cause you'll get hurt real bad.
Right, well, I'm gonna point,
I'm gonna shine the light in Sean's direction.
So what I said to Sean in the doctor's office
at Dr. Eiches was that I believe that Will and Grace,
not single-handedly, but was a massive,
massive part of a cultural revolution
that obviously started in the 60s
in Sevedes and Stonewall,
which was the beginning of it.
But I think like really changing hearts and minds,
which I know you've discussed ad nauseam, Sean,
but I just wanna bring it back to that for a second.
That show was seminal.
Seminal for so many people.
And as a straight white dude
who spent his entire life around other straight white dudes
to see how impactful that show was,
was really changed people's lives.
I mean, it really did.
And I think that there's not a,
it's not a coincidence that people like my brother
and then my second brother,
who's significantly younger than me,
14 years younger than me, was never in the closet.
So my youngest brother, who's four years younger than me,
didn't come out to me till he was in his 20s.
And then my youngest brother was just always out.
And I think that shows that there was just a dramatic shift
in the late 90s, early 2000s, and it continues today
and in how accepted that this is a part of our culture.
And these are our fellow humans.
Very, very kind of you to say.
Sean, how good does that fucking feel
to hear that from Rob?
I mean, how?
Unbelievable.
You know, it's very, very sweet.
We always say that's the power of comedy.
You can achieve so many things with the power of comedy
and educate people without them knowing it, you know,
because you bring them along and you bring them in.
But, you know, I remember the show Donahue
back in the 70s and 80s, right?
Where he's like, today we have on Congress person this
and we have a gay person on.
And that was, that was the subject
that there just was a gay person on the TV.
What's it like being, and now it's like,
yeah, what a surprise that we're all normal.
We're all just like you.
It's like newsflash.
We're all human and we're all part of the human race.
No, but it's funny.
I was just thinking that like, how important,
first of all, how amazing that must feel
knowing that you've helped in whatever way, you know,
and it's never enough as you know,
it'll never be enough.
There'll be critics who all-
Long way to go.
Yeah, but you did this or you did that, like fuck it.
Who, you know, you can't please everybody all the time.
But the fact that you're able to,
that Rob's able to say that and really mean that
must feel amazing, the fact that I realized
when asking you about your upbringing that way,
that you and I have been friends for almost 20 years,
and we've never really talked about that aspect of it.
But isn't that such a win?
I guess so.
That we've never talked about it, that it's normal.
Yeah, I guess, right?
And other people would say, well,
you're insensitive for not having asked,
but I never knew, do you ever feel that way?
No, never ever.
I mean, we're good friends.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
But that's because you guys are evolved
and educated and normal and all of those things.
And the other thing to bring it back,
really full circle is Rob, I don't know if you,
Sean told you, you know why he was out the allergist?
He's, because he was allergic to laughs.
Yeah.
Did you know that?
Yeah.
No, just to wrap that up, Rob,
thank you for saying that's very nice.
The show is just bigger than all of us,
and I was just happy to get a job.
And then it became this byproduct that we did all of this
for to educate America without them knowing
is what I was saying.
And now you live in a mansion
and you're totally disconnected from the rest of the world.
I'm very grateful for you saying that.
We get it.
We're doing a lot.
And you saying that actually helps even more people.
And we got a long way to go.
And I'm so glad that you are educated.
I want to say I'm very,
I loved seeing this exchange just to wrap my own wrap up.
I love it so much.
I love Sean so much.
I love you guys too very, very much.
And it's just, that was just.
Thank you, Will.
Yeah.
It's just made my day.
Okay.
And I, you know what for, I would say this, sorry.
I say this to you guys all the time,
to be the unknown acceptance of a gay guy by straight men
is a big deal.
Because it's in, we grew up in our DNA
to just believe that, oh, all straight guys
have a problem with gay guys, you know?
And so, and we're always walking around
with the added layer of, will they accept me
for who I am instead of, you know, anything else?
And of course, we still have to educate people.
There's people that don't live in Los Angeles and New York
where you can just, you know,
there's lots of cultures happening all around everybody.
So it's easier to accept.
But we have to do a lot of work still
to make sure people know, to see us as human.
Rob, what's the shooting schedule like
that all of a sudden he filled out?
Listener, Will has decided to use our time
for his lunch time.
And so he keeps moving the mic away
so he can get a little fatter.
Fucking Bateman, he spends most of his time eating
and he'll go like this.
He'll ask questions to people with his mouth full.
Do you find it hard?
I'm like, what the fuck?
No, I don't.
You do all the time.
Don't.
Shut up.
What I find so fascinating about Jason
is that you never really know
whether he's actually getting hot or not.
So he's joking and you're laughing
and you're laughing and you're laughing
and then you look over and he's looking at you
and you realize, oh, there's been a transition.
And I didn't notice the transition.
Now he's actually angry.
And there's no difference between Jason being funny
and Jason being angry.
And both of them are terrifying
because you could be eviscerated
from the knave to the chop.
Well, Sean, I don't know if you've ever really
seen me angry, have you?
Will, I think you've seen me angry.
Is it, there's not, I don't,
you can tell if I'm really pissed, can't you?
No, I think Rob's onto something here.
I think that's a really good point.
I think that Rob first noticed it on the golf course
that you had a blow-up hole
and Jason went kind of crazy for a second.
No, crazy means quiet, I think, right?
Ooh.
A little nasty.
Now that I'm getting older
and the elasticity's leaving my face.
So now my brow's just hanging
over my eyeballs a little bit
and I look constantly peeved.
Do you wish you had, cause look at Rob.
Rob looks so great.
We opened with that.
Look at Jesus.
He was just on the cover of Men's Health Magazine,
which they must have lost my number
because I did change numbers a while.
I don't know what, anyway,
the point is they went with Rob.
Yeah, this month, yeah.
He looks incredible.
I know you get a lot of shit from your friends for it,
but. I heard the story about you yo-yo-ing.
You're weight yo-yo-ing for the shoot or something.
Oh, look, you do a show for 14 years coming up on 15.
You gotta try and find new ways to get Jason to watch.
I'm waiting for you guys to get a few episodes
so I can really binge it.
I'm gonna send you a couple of things.
Don't, cause then I'll be nervous around you.
I like that we have a comfortable relationship.
Think about how rude it is,
cause both you and Charlie are on Sunny
and he's friends with Charlie too
and he's done a couple movies with Charlie.
Yeah, yeah.
And he still hasn't watched.
Listen, the few times I've been given
a chance to direct, I've hired people
that I've never seen act before,
but I just get a sense that they're,
yeah, but I just, it doesn't matter to me.
Like if you, you know, you're.
Right for the part, you're right for the part, right.
You're a real loose cannon, you know that's what I'm saying?
I can't understand what you're saying.
Put the food down.
God.
It's all, you always have food in your hands.
Okay, so wait, listen, Rob.
I almost barf, I almost made me barf.
I want to get to this.
It's always sending food to the left
because it's a great story.
You shot a pilot with Charlie Day and Glenn Howerton
for $200, is that true?
And was it on your iPhone?
And the reason I think this is fascinating
is because my sister tracing Wisconsin,
she gets approached a lot by some friends who have kids
who always kind of want to ask advice
about how to break into showbiz, right?
So in turn, I get asked to answer that question
on her behalf and I always get the same advice
as to what you accomplish,
which is pick up a camera or your phone
and just start fucking making stuff
and shooting stuff and make sure it's great.
Well, that's a good question.
But hang on, before Rob answers that,
your sister Tracy gets asked by people in the street
how to break into showbiz
and yet we have to stop the show all the time
to explain to her showbiz term.
Why the fuck are they asking her?
No, she has friends with kids who are like,
hey, can you ask your brother what their advice for them?
And you're the perfect example of what that is, Rob,
which is like, you took 200 bucks
and you shot a pilot, is that true?
It is, but you asked if we shot it on iPhones
and the show is so old that it is well before iPhones.
Smartphones didn't even exist.
So this would have been 2004.
And I just went to Best Buy
and I was working at a restaurant at the time
and I took out a credit card and I just bought a camera.
And then we just learned how to edit on our MacBooks
and thankfully those did exist.
That's amazing.
But if, listener, don't manage your expectations.
You guys are going into your 15th year
on something you shot on a slow Wednesday,
you went into a Best Buy and said,
I'm gonna buy a home video camera
and take my fucking shot at the business tree.
And you guys, I don't even want to start,
you just bought a soccer team.
So I just, God bless everybody with dreams
and please pursue them.
But hold on to that restaurant job Rob had
when he shot it because that gives you that,
what is it Will, sexy indifference?
Sexy indifference?
Because you got a day job, you know?
I don't believe that you wish everybody well
with their dreams either.
I wish them well, but I am the first one to say,
there's something to be said for those that don't need it
and or those that don't, you know, people say,
well, you know, the people that succeed
or the people that can't live without it,
the passion, I disagree.
I think you have to have a little bit of indifference there.
It's just like, it's like high school, right?
Going after the guy or the girl.
If you're kind of, you know,
not playing hard to get like manipulating,
but if you kind of take it or leave it,
it's very attractive.
So make sure there's something in your life that keeps it.
Okay.
Well, I mean, it sounds like kind of great advice
and also kind of terrible advice.
Rob, so you make the pilot,
you make the pilot for 200 bucks,
you go into Best Buy, you buy this thing,
you shoot the pilot, then what?
Like how millions of people have shot shit?
We realized it wasn't good enough.
So we shot it again.
Then we realized it wasn't good enough.
So we shot it again
and we would just keep shooting it
whenever people were available in our various apartments.
We had different iterations of at one point,
I had a different person playing the character
that I wound up playing,
who then moved on to being a different character in the show.
And he didn't, he wasn't able to reshoot it
for the third time because his girlfriend was in town.
It was like, it was just,
we were never thinking we were making a TV show.
We were just trying to make something fun and something good.
And we just kept iterating because it wasn't good enough.
And then finally we thought it was good enough.
And then we thought, well, this could be a TV show,
but I thought if we're gonna actually try and sell it,
we should make a second one
so that we can prove that, you know,
a waiter can be a show runner.
I think it was 25 or 26 at the time.
And so we wanted to make a second one
to basically have this like package
that we could then take around town.
And that's what we did.
And then did you, did you walk it in
or did you send it in or how did that work?
No, I didn't trust people enough to send it in.
I didn't think anybody would go to, would actually watch it.
So we went in and I'll tell you,
this is how long ago it was.
Even though DVDs did exist, of course, at the time,
they were, when you burned them off of Max,
they just, you couldn't count on them, they're unreliable.
So we had to transfer it onto a VHS tape.
So I had a VHS tape, which we would take around,
over two days, I took it to, I don't know, seven networks.
And then we had offers from all of them, except one,
Fox, right, Fox.
Fox just didn't get it.
Big Fox, big Fox.
Just big Fox just didn't get it at all at the time.
They're all, those people have blown gone, but.
Well, you can name them here if you want to shame them.
I definitely remember who they are.
Sure.
And that's just the part of the chip on my shoulder.
They say it was, and we'll cut it, I promise.
We promise.
I bet you still got the tape, right?
You must still have it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so cool.
I still have the tape.
Now, you know, they will de-generate really quickly,
those VHS tapes.
You have it like in a little box.
We've already transferred it.
We've already transferred it digitally, yes.
And now people are approaching us about NFTs,
and now I understand what an NFT is.
I'm sure people of your generation do not.
All right, I'm too young.
I'm too young.
No, Jason, why don't you explain it to me,
because he doesn't know what it is.
I know exactly what it is.
I'm gonna be listening, but I want you to address well.
By the way, NFTs are a carbon disaster.
They're completely gonna ruin this planet,
so I won't buy NFTs.
Well, as I've had it explained to me
over the course of the last few weeks, that is,
well, look, there's always gonna be people
who claim that they are not destroying the environment
for the sake of commerce,
and maybe they quite possibly are.
However,
Rob, please explain what an NFT is.
Oh, it's gonna be so boring,
and it's gonna be impossible to...
Well, make it exciting.
A non-fungible token.
Everybody knows what that is.
Okay, it's called a non-fungible token.
And again, I'm going to explain it as best
it was explained to me in the simplest terms.
You know what, explain it like you're explaining it
to Bateman.
That's what I always do.
Just do it like that.
So, listener, what Will just said is explain it
like you're explaining it to Bateman.
That's right.
God.
Okay, so an NFT...
It's like a moving image you can buy.
It's a non-fungible...
Yes, it's essentially a piece of digital art.
We'll call it a piece of digital art.
And it exists in something called the blockchain.
The blockchain, so it's in the ether, right?
So, the blockchain is what certifies this piece of art
as being an original.
So, for example, you could literally...
Patrick Mahomes did this.
He designed a football helmet,
a 3D football helmet in a digital space.
And he is the artist of that digital art.
And then he sold that to somebody
for a massive amount of money.
We could look it up and do a fact check on it,
but I think it was a couple million bucks.
So, the first question that comes up is,
well, why is that worth anything?
Because you could just make a digital copy.
I'm sending gifts back and forth all day long.
It's the same theory that say a Picasso hanging on your wall
is actually not worth technically anything
if you break it down to its most basic parts,
which is just paint and canvas.
It's the value that we put on it.
And the reason it's valuable
is because it's one of a kind.
You can make a print of a Picasso,
and that can be a poster somewhere,
but that costs $4, whereas the Picasso costs $40 million.
Rob, I would love to see you...
Well, just for their faces,
just to see how broken these two faces would be,
you explaining blockchain.
Just because you'd lose them, sentence one.
And then I want to get into Bitcoin and the one...
What's the other one?
Dogecoin.
Just believe me, I'm definitely not the person
that should be explaining this.
You should be bringing on somebody way smarter.
Oh, that's all right.
I just like money.
I like money, and I like making money.
So when people come to me and say,
we have a way for you to make money,
I say, tell me more.
And then they explain it to me in caveman.
That seems like good business acumen.
Wait, so you bought the football team list
because we have brought it up a couple of times.
Let's talk about the football team that you bought in Wales.
Yes.
With Brian Reynolds.
You and Brian Reynolds bought it.
I'm so happy that you called him Brian.
Every chance, I don't know him that well,
but every time I see him, I always call him Brian.
There's a little Brian Reynolds.
I don't think he does love it, or he does.
I doubt he does.
No, sorry, take another bite.
We'll keep talking, go ahead.
Fuck.
I bought a football team in Wales with Brian,
and so Ryan and I bought a football team in Wales
and we're making a documentary about the process.
Nice.
It's going to be on FX on Hulu,
and then I believe internationally it's going to be on Disney Plus.
It's going to come out sometime in 2022,
and it's going to be on for at least two seasons.
Here we go.
Yes, I'll narrate it.
Wow, that's great.
There we go.
That's really, really cool.
So, but what is the name of the team?
The name of the team is Wrexham Red Dragons.
They are in Wrexham, which is in which is in North Wales,
but they play in the English football system.
And the thing about the English football system,
which I don't know if you guys know anything about soccer
and or football, I certainly did not.
A fair bet. I know a fair bet.
I mean, I was watching this morning, yeah.
Yeah. So at the start of lockdown,
I really truly didn't know much about it,
but the idea of being relegated and and promoted
was something that was new to me.
So if you play in one of the leagues,
everybody's heard of the Premier League, I think.
That's where that's where all the Liverpool and Arsenal
and Chelsea, all the biggest teams in the world play.
And for some understanding of scale for Americans,
it's obviously the big it's the biggest sport in the world.
And and some of these teams are worth billions and billions
and billions of dollars.
Some of these players get paid 50, 60 million dollars a year.
So they sort of dwarf a lot of American sports.
But the idea of being promoted and then relegated
is when you start and say that you're in the Premier League,
which is the top league.
If you become coming last that season,
you get kicked out of the league and you get kicked down.
Bottom three teams get relegated to the level below them.
Now, what that can actually start is a free fall.
So you can have a team that's worth a couple of billion dollars
that free falls down into the league below them.
And then if they lose that, they get kicked out of the league below that.
So you can find Sunderland. Yes, exactly.
Sunderland is a club that is that is a historic club
and and used to be in the Premier League.
And now they're down into League One and not doing so well,
which is three leagues below the Premier League.
Anyway, the point is that if you can get relegated,
you can also get promoted, meaning you could take a really low level team.
So we found a team in the fifth tier and and they are not.
Um, it's actually the third oldest club in the world,
and they play in the oldest international football stadium in the world.
But they've fallen on hard times in the last
really last 20 years and they've been sort of out of the league.
But we are our goal is to get them back up into the league
and get them promoted and and you go up a division,
hopefully every few years until you can reach the pinnacle again.
And what is it? What is it?
Obviously, if they're winning tons of games, that happens.
But what's the clear thing that you can do to help them win games?
Is it is it as clean as just spending a bunch of money to buy great players?
Yeah. So that's a huge part of it.
Obviously, it's just like infusing it with with capital right off right off the bat.
But one of the core principles that we've that we've put out there
that's like really important to us is that you notice just like anything else
that if the community, the fan base, the support is behind the club,
it fuels the club in so many different ways.
So it's not just about us writing a check,
but it's also about getting the town, getting the region of North Wales
and then and then growing the exposure of a global,
hopefully a global audience of global supporters,
which then can start creating a self sufficient club.
And so we're not just writing checks.
Have you spent time in Wales, Rob? Yeah, I've never been not yet.
I have. Listen, I'm beloved in Wales.
Oh, he's pitching himself as a mascot.
Hold on, guys. Go ahead.
I'm just saying that that for a fee or it's all except Bitcoin or food.
Maybe you can just pay him in food all day.
Feed him in salad.
Yeah, carefully. You just spit on your mic.
Clear your salads and burgers.
Wales is a tremendous country.
And I know that you guys are in the northeast of Wales, right?
Like not too far from Liverpool.
Don't you have a writer on your staff?
I know a guy I follow Humphrey.
Is that his name? Yes.
And he's a big Liverpool supporter as well.
Isn't he?
He's not only a Liverpool supporter.
He's what got me into football in the first place.
OK. And I and I named him.
He's now the director of football operations at Rexham.
No way. Yes.
The way that I'm going to entice Jason to come to watch a game in north Wales
is by is to tell him that it is probably a 20 minute helicopter ride
slash private plane from there to Royal County down.
Oh, that's a golf course.
That's a golf course for for tracing Wisconsin.
So, Will, I've got that at a 45 minute salad already
and you're probably not even done.
Still going. Go ahead.
Try to say something right now.
Go ahead. Speak.
Hi. No.
God. Sorry.
Go ahead, Rob.
Rob, I want to apologize to you.
Yeah, I will say that it was on the schedule.
And it was on the schedule.
Yeah, there was a fuck up in my timing.
But you know, it's not up on you, right?
In fact, we pushed it a little bit
because I had some technical difficulties here.
Here's the thing. Here's the thing, Rob.
Most a lot of people could take that and I can see that.
And first of all, let me apologize.
But here's why I don't feel like I should apologize
because I could see some people who don't know me
or if I don't know them,
would take umbrage with the fact
that I was eating during the interview.
However, because I consider you a friend,
I figured that you wouldn't mind.
And I feel very comfortable because I like you a lot
and I think that you like me.
And so I figured like, he'll be okay with it.
That sounds exactly like the excuse that I would give.
I know.
And it's legit.
It's legit.
It's a declaration of comfort and intimacy
to go ahead and have a full meal
while you're interviewing somebody.
I wish at this point, given our conversation
and I wish and I just can't,
I also wish I could come out.
Oh, here we go.
But I can, I'm not gay.
That's a music for you, Rob.
That's okay.
I fucking wish I could.
We're supportive.
No, I'm serious.
I thought you were gonna say,
I wish that I had ordered dessert as well.
No, I just wish I could come out.
Rob, how did you agree with that assessment of Will's
that it's okay to eat in front of friends like that?
I suppose so.
I mean, it's the thing where I've laughed the most about
over the course of the podcast as far.
So I believe I suppose it's good for Bits.
All right, good.
It's good for Bits.
Well, Rob, thank you for being here.
This has been just wonderful.
That's it?
Well, hang on.
No, I don't think we're done yet.
We're not quite done yet with Rob.
I also do want to know,
I do want to know because you,
with the football, right?
We don't say so.
We say we have to say football.
So the football team,
and you seem to just really light up
when you're talking about all that business side,
where are you as far as passion
with the art of and the craft of acting?
Or do you see yourself in the future more going that way?
Oh, I thought it was going for the passion of football,
which I actually would like to address for a second
because I've heard Mr. Arnett talk about
his new found passion for Formula One racing.
And I'd like to say that like,
when I bring this up to Americans or American audiences,
obviously this football is the biggest sport in the world.
And yet it doesn't still have a passionate
American fan base.
And there's a lot of different reasons
as to why I've heard people,
which just sound like excuses to me,
in the same way that there's not a lot of passion
for Formula One racing.
However, there is passion for NASCAR,
just not in our particular Hollywood bubble.
That said, I think that once you are-
I live in Beverly Hills, thank you very much.
Yes, I know.
I think that as we all know,
when you're exposed to something new,
which by the way is a common theme of this,
that seems to be the theme of this particular episode.
When you're exposed to something new
and you're open to it, open to the possibilities,
and if the story is told correctly,
then you realize that the thing itself,
the sport itself, becomes irrelevant in the same way
that like who gives a shit about who can put a ball
on a hoop or who can,
the story is what's most important,
is that you get invested in the club,
you get invested in the team,
you get invested in the human beings
who are behind, who are on the pitch,
who are on the court, who are in the cars,
and then that's what you become.
You're right, the same thing with Formula One.
Once I watched that series on Netflix
and I got hooked into the story of these guys, yeah.
But Sean, to your other question about like,
am I pushing in that direction to get away
from the entertainment business side of it
or the acting side of it?
No, because as we all, everybody on this podcast knows
that the acting is the easiest part and the funnest part.
Yeah, for sure.
I think it's just so much more.
You have an entrepreneurial spirit though, right?
Yes.
And you're enjoying sort of, I think it's great.
All right, back to the show.
Rob, you're gonna have to get these guys,
maybe you can send some DVDs of all your work
so we can all celebrate you even more in your work.
I'd settle for a t-shirt from the soccer team.
I mean, let's-
I'm gonna get your hat, you can wear out on the course
or out to hide your face.
I'm gonna get you guys some links to some stuff,
that Bill's already seen.
Well, he doesn't mean sausage links.
Yeah, no, some links to some episodes of various things.
By the way, how good would that go down right now?
We're up to that salad.
Sausage link from Rexham.
I will say that Jason has seen something that I've done.
And that was because we were hanging out one time
and I said to him, and this was, again,
maybe I'm starting this by blowing smoke up Jason's ass,
but I'm at the risk of sounding, yes.
Don't worry, his ass is charred from the smoke.
My Rexham is up and ready right now, go ahead.
I will say that there's a generation of comedic actors
or at least acting style that is very modeled after
a Bateman kind of look on life.
That sounds overstated.
I see.
I would defer and say it's modeled after your co-owner,
Ryan Reynolds.
Honestly, he would say the same about you
and he did say the same about you, which is interesting.
But I do notice sometimes myself,
if I'm watching myself in the editing room,
I'm like, oh, I'm trying to do what Jason Bateman does,
but I'm not doing it as well.
And then so I told Jason about this and he was like,
oh, that sounds good, I'd like to see that.
So I clipped out some of it and I sent it to him
and I said, this is me basically trying to do you
and I only recognize this in retrospect.
And he wrote back very complimentary things.
Now, yes. About his, about your performance,
like this, not unlike his.
Well, he said, this doesn't seem like me
because of course it wouldn't to him,
but he said it is really funny.
Now, but yet still very funny.
And by the way, watch that right away.
He watched that one real quick.
Yeah, I pulled the bar over.
The response time, I mean, the clip was,
I don't know, 35 seconds long
and the response was 38 seconds.
Yeah, of course, of course it was.
That sounds nice.
That sounds wow.
Nevertheless, I was legitimately flying again
at the risk of ruining your show with sincerity.
You're damn funny.
You can tell, you can tell just playing golf with the fella.
You guys are all, you know,
from an older generation, of course.
I grew up watching you.
I grew up watching you all
and you're all big influences on us.
Now, where are you in your incredibly busy year?
You're resting slightly, you're after the...
Post-press.
Eric Bragg is the character you're playing
on the Amazon show.
Mystic show.
And then you're about to start directing
Never Cloudy in Jersey, is it?
On the...
Yeah, we're getting there.
You're resting right now, right?
Well, we start writing Sunny week after next, season 15.
But we did, we are in the middle
of releasing Mythic Quest season two right now,
which, you know, you guys aren't gonna bring it up,
so I will.
100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
No, I said that certified,
certified fresh, yeah, incredible.
100%.
Yeah, that's great.
Yes, which, you know, I,
if the reviews are bad, of course,
we don't, we don't speak of them.
You don't mention them, no, of course.
You don't mention them a little bit.
If they're good, then they're, then they're,
these are the smartest.
And the second season's about to come out.
These are the smartest.
The second season, we are in the middle
of releasing the second season.
That's great.
The second season, Jason's not hearing any of it.
Yeah, I love the question.
The second season's coming out.
Okay, so that, there's another one
that I don't need to watch.
The fucking confusion.
He has resting confusion face.
Look at that.
It's just so, and it's masked as anger,
but it's really underneath.
It's just a fucking swirl of confusion.
I told you, I lost control of my brow.
The fifth episode is of the season is going to be airing.
Well, this week, that doesn't make any sense.
Yes, we are, we are in the middle of.
You've direct, you've, you've directed a bunch
of those that you did, not all of them,
but you've like two or three in the first season
and a couple of this season.
Is that right?
That's right.
You like, you like that part of it.
You, you, you like directing more than the acting.
I love, I love the, putting the pieces together
of something difficult and it's just a new,
it's just a new challenge.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love showing up and saying,
and just saying words while cameras pointed at me.
Yeah. And then just, and then rapping
and going home and taking none of it home with you.
Yes. That's fun.
That's very fun.
But I also do, I just love the whole filmmaking process.
I, I love, I love being asked a million questions a day.
I think that's just really fun.
Are you going to be involved in any of the creative decisions
on the, on the doc for the, for the soccer team?
No, so I, I actively decided against that.
I wanted to make sure,
because I also just felt like it would be unfair
to the documentary and it would just wind up seem,
seeming masturbatory, honestly,
that I wanted to be somewhat objective.
I want the doc documentary to be objective.
So we hired the documentarians that made chef's table.
They made cheer.
They made last chance use.
Oh, great.
They're great.
They're a great series that I love. Yeah.
And basically, I just said,
good luck, show me, show me a cut.
If there's something like egregious
where I truly look like a douchebag, I will be honest.
It'll be hard for me not to at least give him up.
Yeah, but that'll be compelling, compelling television.
However, I want to, I want to stay objective.
So I want the documentary to stay objective.
So I'm going to stay out of it as much as I can.
I wouldn't know.
What about Ryan?
Is he going to get in there?
He's a monster.
He's an egomaniac monster.
So he's going to be in the avid.
And he's all hopped up on Jen too.
Like you can't stop him.
He'll, he'll fight you.
He gets all on Jen.
He's a hopped up on Jen. He's looking for a reception
on his mobile network that he owns.
I mean, this guy, he's got his hands in everything, you know?
God, he's handsome.
He's aging so gracefully, isn't he?
He's so handsome and funny.
So fucking nice.
You got him beat in the skin department.
Fucking sincere.
I do?
I don't know.
You look so hydrated today.
Look at that skin.
Good skin.
Thanks.
Rob, thank you so much for being here today.
We've learned so much about you.
Look at the teeth too.
Look how white those are.
God damn it.
I don't drink coffee, Jason.
I think that's what, yes.
Look, we, I, you guys have learned so much about me.
I have learned nothing about you
because I know so much about you all.
You get one question.
You get one question.
You know, Will likes to eat.
Well, I'll say I am fascinated with, with Jason.
Well, I don't know how personally you want to get Jason.
You seem to hold everybody at arms length.
No, roll it out, roll it out.
Well, there's obviously a,
there's obviously an armor that's been built up,
which is the source of his entire persona.
It's a soft candy shell.
Keep going, keep going.
But I know everything about his family life,
just because I ask him questions and I'm interested in it.
And I think maybe at some point, you guys,
maybe not now, it's not appropriate,
but you could do a deep dive into Jason's childhood,
into his relationship with his various family members,
his parents, cause it is, it is, it is actually fascinating.
Not a lot of people know I have multiple families.
We don't have enough tissue for that episode, but this way.
Okay.
No, Rob, I've got, that was fascinating to learn
about your mothers.
I actually do, I want to follow up on all of that
when we get back out on the course.
That is the one good thing,
one of the many good things of playing golf.
You can have a nice four hour conversation with a buddy.
Same thing with going to a Dodger game, you know?
I like that.
Or a doctor's appointment.
Or this, this is the only time I talk with friends.
It's on this one hour, or at the Dodger game,
or on the golf course.
Have you noticed the thing where Jason likes
about all those things?
He likes to be able to not have to look at you
while he talks.
And then that's the only way he'd be intimate.
Cause there's an activity involved.
Pop in and pop out.
He's the only way he can be intimate
is if he's not looking at you,
which is why he and Amanda, well, anyway, it doesn't matter.
Okay, so let's just say they can both,
they can both watch the game.
His two girls really are a miracle.
And they're gorgeous.
And they really are, it really is a miracle.
Rob, thank you so much for coming out, man.
Fucking the best.
You're the best.
Thank you.
I'm a massive fan of all of you guys individually
and a massive fan of the podcast
as is apparently most of America.
So thank you for having me.
You're a mega talent.
You're a mega talent.
And we're honored.
It's nice of you to do this, truly.
And give your love to your moms for me
and your whole family.
We'll do it.
Thank you so much.
You think you meant to say, give my love.
You mean give your love, not him.
Sorry.
I give my love to them.
He gives his love to you all the time.
And give my love to your moms and your whole family.
With his love?
I will.
Okay.
Rob, I love you.
Thank you.
I love you too, Rob.
I love you guys.
Bye, Rob.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
What a great guy.
That great guy.
That great guy.
Jason, you introduced me to him.
Yup.
And when he emailed me, like I said at the beginning,
I didn't know him.
And now after talking to him, you go, oh, this is the,
this is one of those guys with those personalities
that you go, oh, I could hang out with him all day long.
Yeah.
And Rodin created two super successful shows.
Like doing one is a huge feat.
He's done it again.
And I'm sure he'll do it again.
He's just one of those guys.
He's so talented.
And I love that he just picked up the, like Jason said,
on an off Wednesday, went to go pick up a camera
and just started filming the thing.
Like that's, I love that kind of advice to younger folks
who are trying to like, what do I do?
How do I become an actor?
How do I get into the business?
Just pick up a camera and go and just start shooting stuff.
And he did it.
I think his kindness is infectious.
I do love hanging out with him.
Love him.
He's great.
You know, the thing, Rob is one of those guys,
I enjoy him more and more.
The more time I spend with him,
the more I enjoy him and the more I like him.
You're implying you didn't really like him
much at the beginning.
No, I'm saying that I didn't,
when I didn't really know him, I didn't know him.
And then I liked him immediately.
And then I like him increasingly.
It's just sort of-
Yeah, I don't know him.
He's a magnet.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like I would really enjoy,
or it's always sunny, you know?
Cause I love him and I love Charlie.
The whole cast is great, you know?
So I should just start watching.
You like to deprive yourself of certain things too,
don't you?
I just feel like there's so many things I haven't,
I don't know where to start.
I mean, we'll talk about it in the episode.
I've never seen ER, never seen West Wing,
never seen Dallas, or your favorite show, Falcon Crest.
Well, I've never seen one single episode of that.
It was out forever, you know?
Or Battlestar Galactica, like where do I,
like Gunsmoke, I never saw.
So where do I start, man?
Gunsmoke is in the fucking 60s.
Well, I know, but come on, I haven't, you know,
I've never seen Soap, you know,
one of the classic comedy-
Ooh, that was a very good show.
That was a very good show, you know?
So-
There's a lot of movies-
There's tons of movies I haven't seen, exactly, you know?
What, hey, you know what?
I've never known that.
What is, Jason, you go first.
What's your favorite movie of all time, currently?
Just one, just one.
2001.
Really?
Yeah.
Yep.
It was just dry enough.
It was just slow and dry enough.
I mean, I-
Well, what's your favorite movie of all time?
I know I'm asking you, I asked you first.
Me?
Amadeus.
Of course I have, for God's sake.
Yeah.
What's yours, Will?
I will go there.
Mine has been for a long time with Neil and I.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Which Rob said.
But I didn't know Rob until today, obviously.
Favorite band of all time.
Okay.
Led Zeppelin.
Probably because I'm super gay, erasure.
Hang on a second.
Hang, hang, hang on.
Or Depeche Mode.
Wait a second.
You're gonna leave Bronski beat out there?
I'm not Bronski beat.
And the smooths.
Run away, turn away, run away, run away, turn away.
Hang on, wait a second.
Eurasia.
Erasure.
Erasure.
Erasure.
Like that's at the end of a pencil?
Listen, listen.
What are they saying?
You know, I tried to discover
a little something to make me sweet.
Never heard of it.
That you gave me no, that you gave me no,
that you gave me no, that you gave me no,
never heard of it before in my life.
Why do you know it?
My favorite, maybe of all time, might be the Smiths.
Okay.
The Smiths, same.
That's my favorite.
One of my favorites.
You know, my daughter,
my 14 year old daughter's really into the Smiths.
And I said, I made a suggestion
of a like sort of sounding band.
Tell me if I was wrong here.
Bell and Sebastian.
You ever heard of them?
No.
Many times.
Yeah, I made a little mix tape of that
the other day or a playlist, I think, as well.
I don't know them.
I gotta check on them.
Oh, they're great.
Oh, they're so good.
In fact, I'll send you the playlist.
Stuart Murdock, who's the lead singer of Bell and Sebastian,
and I had a great dialogue a few years ago
because I got him to give us a song for Flaked.
And I got to know a lot of bands
through putting the music together for the show.
You know, they say that Flaked,
one of the best or probably the best soundtrack
in all of television history.
That's according to NME.
Flaked is the show that Weld did on Netflix.
That's according to NME magazine.
I don't know.
I didn't say it.
They did.
They said potentially the best soundtrack in TV history.
Again.
It looks weird.
It's them, not you saying, you know.
And it wasn't written by me.
It was written by them.
And by them.
Did that work?
That worked.
Do it again.
Kind of.
It did sneak up on me.
I know.
It was a little sneaky.
You could have framed it up better.
Go ahead.
We're still rolling.
Try it again.
It wasn't written by me.
The worst part is I gotta say it first one.
Yeah, exactly.
It wasn't written by me.
It was written by them.
By them.
Right.
So Sean, do you want to try one?
You're trying.
We're really off our game today.
Well, Rob really knocked us out, you know?
I mean, the guy is just, he hit us with the charm
and the teeth and the hydrated skin.
I think that all his success really comes from.
You could almost say it's a bye, product.
Bye, product, bye, product.
No, I think.
Here's what I think.
God, that was so great.
This is the clumsiest landing we've ever had.
Yeah, keep going.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
You know what?
Can we just get back to, no.
You know what I want to do?
Here it comes, here it comes.
Let's just get back to a real simple old school
like we did in the old days, which was just, bye.
Well, how about you start with, guys?
I really enjoyed my time with you today.
I hope you have a great rest of the Sunday.
And listen, just to sincere, goodbye.
Bye.
See you tomorrow.