SmartLess - "Ted Sarandos"
Episode Date: April 5, 2021The gents are thrilled to host their dear friend and boss on the pod this week: Mr. Ted Sarandos (Co-CEO and Chief Content Officer for Netflix). They talk shoppe, they talk turkey, and Will f...inallllly explains to the guys what "Netflix and chill" means. Ta-dum! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey everybody we've been doing this podcast for quite a while now and we're always kind
of reminded of people who come on and kind of maybe for the first time listeners don't
quite understand the format that we've created and I just kind of like to take this time
and explain it to you.
Are you, you sound like a pilot on an airplane like hey everybody I just want to let you
know we're approaching Chicago, oh hair.
I just thought I'd take it down because of the energy that they're about to be smacked
in the face with by you.
Your energy is going to be lower, you're so low you'd have to rally to die at this point.
I'm trying to balance this out, well I'm trying to balance this out because you are high on
energy 24-7 so I'm just going to keep it like here because these people don't know what
they're in for.
Jason and I are in a fight apparently.
So Will is doing a project, he's in Atlanta, so he's in Atlanta because I'm also in Atlanta
working when I'm there, when I'm working, right now I'm not, I'm in Los Angeles but
so Will said, so I'm going to be doing a project in Atlanta, Jason where are you living and
is it a good spot?
I was like, yeah, yeah, it's a great apartment building so you should get a place there.
So he gets a place there.
In the same building.
In the same building.
Now Will is an attractive man and needs no help from anyone yet he is super passionate
about keeping a fellow near him that is an artist with a comb I guess and you feel that
you need some sort of hair help so he's got a guy with him, yeah, listen listener, travels
with a groomer and an assistant, no I'm talking.
So he's got three people with him living in Atlanta and guess what, it's too crowded to
live in the apartment with these three guys so while I'm out of town he asked me if he
can use my apartment, yeah and you know who gave me the keys, you know who gave me the
keys, yeah, Jason's Atlanta assistant because he's got a few, no, every city, every port
he lands, he's got one here, by the way, let's not get into the fucking assistantship because
you're assistant, do you want to tell me, do you want to tell listener?
This is a work program, I am trying to help out doing your laundry is work, no, guys,
you open up a fucking Pandora's Box Bateman and you'll never close it, so in the gay world
they're called travel companions, yeah, so Will's a little top heavy on the travel companion
so he needs to get away and stay in my place while I'm out of town and guess what this
guy does, he starts taking snappies of little areas around my apartment and throwing them
up on a group chat, snappies, yeah, so I go into Bateman's fridge and it looks like
it, honestly, it was just different colors of like different flavored waters that have
no sugar, obvi, yeah, and a couple other waters and then like half a yogurt, sugar makes
me puffy, Will, and I sent a picture to Jason and to Jimmy, to Kimmel and Molly and to Thoreau
saying just in case you guys are worried that Jason doesn't live like a total psycho
in Atlanta, I sent him the picture and then I took a picture this morning because I was
up there this morning, what were you doing up there this morning because you don't like
to crap next to your travel buddy, I was using your treadmill, have you noticed that the
monitor on your treadmill is a little like shaky when you run, yeah, it's noisy, can
you fix that, especially when you're heavy, so I go up there, it doesn't shake that much
when I'm on it, I look in the cupboard and it looks like a hospice, like somebody's dying,
they're in their final days and it's just, it's like seated crackers, did you put that
picture up on the chat too, I'm saving that one motherfucker, I'm saving it and you know
what I thought, I thought maybe I won't do it, but after this on air barrage, have you
stayed off my toilet, have you stayed off my toilet, yeah, I haven't taken a job, by
the way, if you have your own apartment, what are you doing in Jason's apartment, I told
you, he's got travel companions, so they stay there, yeah, exactly, I've got my buddy Eli
whom you know, yes, I know Eli, so I've got Eli with me, who's my pal and also works with
me, some of us know how to travel alone, I've been there for 10 years alone, okay, sometimes
I like quiet time, you'd like to be alone without people and then include your family
in that, you want to be alone, your hair is not that complicated, send Eli home, looks
good though, doesn't it, yeah, it looks great right now, he's nowhere near you, right, he's
right outside, are you kidding, did you do, did you do last looks for this little, no,
you know what I did, I did, when I was working this morning doing some voiceover and then
I went up to your apartment and I worked out and then I took a shower and I came back here
and I'm going to, right after this I'm taking a snooze, another one, in my bed, how many
channels do you get on that cable, because I haven't cranked that up yet, more than you've
got at yours, you got the full package, I bet you got a pretty full package, that's
my handle in high school, Shawn, yeah, we have a guest here and it's Jason's guest
and let's get to him, so stop interrupting please, sorry, sorry, sorry, all right, listener,
God, payment's such a baby, better than apartment, shut your mouth or I'm going to take my key
back, listener, we're going to have a conversation, oh yes, I've written this, listener, today,
comma listener, comma, we're going to have a converse, shut up, we're going to have
a conversation with somebody who you've never met, but you live with, a person you count
on for your routines, your moods, your link to some of your closest and most intimate
relationships, someone who if he drastically changed the way in which he did his job, it
would unsettle your emotional well-being and also the health of the financial markets,
he loves sand castles, ham radio, taxidermy and hand gliding, he's got a very recognizable
laugh, so shut up, he's recently converted from Virgo to Capricorn and this is his very
first interview here in the United States, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our friend
and your housemate, co-chief executive officer and chief content officer for Netflix, Theodore
Anthony Sarandos Jr., come on Teddy, I couldn't believe you started laughing, I saw Will
stop there for a second like, why is that so familiar, what does that sound, Ted, it's
so nice to see you, hey Sean, how are you, I'm good, you know, we had a dinner a long
time ago, Ted, long, many, many years ago, at our mutual friend, John Davis's house,
which he's the best, and he, I said to you, I go, gosh, it must be so annoying, you must
get so many people that come up to you on a daily basis saying, hey, what about this
first show, what about this, constantly pitching you anything and everything for Netflix, and
you said, yeah, well, you know, part of the job, but you know, it's what it is, and I
go, wow, that must be something, and then literally, maybe two minutes later, I go,
hey, Ted, what about this, I got a thing, no, I was going to ask you about that, Ted,
because you're so, you know, I mean, you just, listener can just hear his laugh, you're
such a personable, warm person, doesn't throw up any sort of like barrier, like, please don't
come talk to me, you're always very sort of inviting, I can't imagine that it was bigger
and better than that, as far as you're warmth, before you became the man running the world,
like has that, has that lessened, it has to, hasn't it, to keep people away?
Someone asked me before, you know, what I get to do is big, and there's a ton of things
to do all over the world, and someone asked me, I like the most about it, and weirdly,
the thing I like the most is sometimes the thing I like the least, which is being pitched,
I mean, I actually, the best part of the day sometimes is hearing an incredible pitch,
it's almost like, decadent almost, that this is my job is to be told a story to, no, it's
not great if I'm in the middle of dinner with my wife at a restaurant, and people do it,
and that happens a lot, and I kind of feel for people that I think that someone gives
them the really bad advice, which is, hey, if you ever see a person who buys TV shows,
you may never see them again, so do it now.
Let's pitch them, just get in there, get it out, get the idea out there.
So to that, so you started, we can kind of get into the history, the history of Netflix
a little bit, and your history with them, and I know that you've grown with the company,
and what was the first year, do you think, that you started hearing pitches on a regular
basis, and how did it increase in volume, like did it pick up steam really quickly?
Well, the very first pitch was literally someone walking out of the door at the end of a meeting,
and it was the guys from MRC who we were meeting with, MRC also produces Ozark, Jason Bateman.
What a show.
Yes.
What a show.
Oh, you like it?
Yeah, have you seen it?
Oh, God, you got to catch it.
No comment from you, Shawn.
I have got to catch up.
Well, we were, we were meeting with them about buying the rights to a movie, and literally
while they're walking out of the door, they said, hey, by the way, we're going to make
a new TV show, take it out to the market called House of Cards, and it's got Robin Wright
and Kevin Spacey, and Bill Willamates, Oscar-nominated guy, wrote these three amazing scripts, and
David Fincher is going to direct the show.
Are you interested?
No.
And yeah.
So, and I just, you know, it was funny, I had known the original House of Cards from
its, seeing it on DVD actually from the BBC, and we had been talking about someday getting
into original content and making original shows for Netflix.
So I said, wow, if there's ever a moment to step in, if there was ever an unbelievably
perfect packaged show, it'd be this one.
It's a great concept.
It's great, great scripts.
And then basically they asked us about hearing the pitch and we pitched them.
Wow.
So you, that was something that you and Reed had talked about doing down the road, and
then they kind of dropped it on you and it sped up your process a little bit?
Yeah.
I mean, we knew we'd do it at some point.
I was always a little nervous that we'd end up doing it small.
You know what I mean?
Like people want to get their, you know, dip their toe in and then there's all original
programming doesn't work because this show didn't work.
And you went the other way.
I went the other way, which I said, if it doesn't work, it's got to, I mean, let's
eliminate that we made the wrong choices because this show was great.
And in order to compete with the other potential buyers, you guys had to really come over the
top because as I think you've said before, like there were a thousand reasons for David
and MRC to not do it with you guys.
So you had to come in with two seasons, a hundred million dollars and kind of make it
undeniable all the creative, you know, freedoms and autonomy that you guys have justifiably
become famous for.
Was that the moment when Netflix was most exposed as far as like, we're going to do
it.
Let's do it now.
A big outlay of cash.
And if we make it through this transition, the wins at our backs.
The main one, Jason, is that they, we thought about, there's going to be a couple of things
that we're, we thought about when we thought about, should we make original programming
for Netflix?
A big one was if everybody has all the same stuff, then there's going to be just a big
race to the bottom, it's not a very interesting business.
And how do you distinguish?
How does any network distinguish themselves from the others is by their programming.
And at the time we were just buying everyone else's reruns and putting them on Netflix.
So this was like, at some point we're going to have to do this.
And the other one was, if we believe that the world we live in today, where there's
an HBO Max and a Disney Plus and a Paramount Plus, all those people are not going to want
to sell us their programming anyway.
So we better start getting good at it now.
You knew that was coming, even though you were in business with those people, you knew
that there was going to be that tipping point where it was going to go the other way and
that they were no longer and you were going to be their competitor.
Now the foresight is amazing.
And you're, so you guys, of course, have always been a subs business, you know, subscribers.
What was your subscriber sort of approximately like when you first started making house of
cards to today, for instance, whatever's public, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
So what's interesting about it is we started in the world, some people don't know this,
but mailing DVDs around.
So we were a DVD by mail service before we were streaming content.
Sean, you're still doing that, aren't you?
I still have a couple to have in return.
You still got a couple?
Yeah.
They're coming.
They're coming.
I'll send you a curry or over to pick them up.
So then we started offering the streaming content to our DVD subscribers for free.
And then later on we separated the two businesses.
But it was before we started doing any original programming, we had about 25 million subscribers
who were taking DVDs and streaming.
And then, and then, you know, today we're at 204 million.
Wow.
204 million worldwide.
Yeah.
That's incredible.
So, I mean, but is the math, I mean, I'm not a smart guy and I don't need the boys chiming
in on it.
There it is.
If there are 7 billion people on the planet and you guys are effectively, as a result
of your success, effectively a utility now, if there's 7 billion people on the planet,
even half of those people you would think would need the utility of basically television,
if you guys are only at 200 million now and it is such an incredible success story, the
growth potential for your company is, you can't even quantify it, right?
And Ted, before you answer that, just how does that feel?
You guys are making incredible content and Jason is now dubbed you a utility.
Go ahead.
You're like that fucking water and sewer.
Well, could you be more successful than being something that people rely on like electricity
or water?
I mean, you're like your TV.
Yeah.
I mean, like TV is today.
And I think there's about a little more than a billion pay TV households in the world,
the people who pay in some form for subscription television.
And there's about more than 3 billion people with a mobile phone who watch content on their
mobile phone around the world, you know, and they're paying for a subscription and they're
watching content on a screen.
So when you think about addressable world, you know, we're only about 10% there.
And then the other pieces of it will, you know, we'll keep growing in terms of the way you
use Netflix today.
A lot of people share their accounts with other people and all those kind of things.
So it's at about 200 million people.
We might have about 400 million watchers today.
Wow.
Now, in the seventies, especially on CBS, they had Saturday night, they had the foresight
to everybody used to watch TV on Saturday night.
Like it was like, you know, the New Heart Show or something like that or Carol Burnett.
It was like this massive crazy lineup and the whole nation was watching on Saturday nights.
Then the networks had the foresight to go, oh, wait, everybody's now slowly going out
on the weekends.
They're spending as much time at home at night on the weekend.
So they had the foresight to change programming in that way to the week, right?
To the middle of the week.
And then what I think I keep coming back to is like Jason said, the foresight to know,
to actually shift the human behavior, the watching behavior of the audience to now consume
the way we consume entertainment.
Like how, describe that like for house of cards, was it originally just like, well, we have
to get into original programming.
So let's just do one a week.
Like whose idea was it?
Like, wait a minute, let's shoot the whole thing.
This is great.
I love this answer.
I dealt this answer.
Tell him, Ted.
This is the happy accidents of happy accidents, because I never even thought about it, Sean.
When we finished this season, we're getting ready to launch.
Somebody said, how are we going to put it out?
They're already done shooting both seasons of house of cards, not both, but then shot
out the entire first season and we had a meeting say, well, okay, well, how are we going to
release them?
What do you mean?
And they're, well, you know, one a week, four a month.
And they said, well, I don't, everything on Netflix, we got it a season afterwards on
TV before and we put up the whole season.
So I said, well, we can't have one show, one episode a week at everything else all at once.
Let's just put it up all at once and see how people watch it.
And you were seeing the data on your service that people are watching multiple episodes
of those full seasons that they were pulling down.
And some people watch two, some people watch three, but nobody watched one.
Yeah.
Like nobody watched one a week.
I wanted to have a conversation with Stevie Van Zandt at Lily Hammer before this, correct?
Or was it afterwards?
And tell them how that went.
Yeah.
So Lily Hammer was actually our first original show that launched on Netflix.
Our first deal was house of cards, but talk about getting a great pitch.
I get a phone call from an agent who said, would you take a phone call with Stevie Van
Zandt?
Yes.
Out of the blue.
Yes.
Exactly.
Yes.
And so Steve, I get on the phone with Stevie.
He's in Norway and he went to Norway to produce this garage band album and somebody approached
him with a script for a show about a guy who was just like his character from the Sopranos,
who goes to Lily Hammer Norway to be in the witness relocation program.
And he goes, yeah, I'm on board and he does it.
He plays this character.
He produces the show and they didn't give him very much money.
It's Norway.
And he was trying to get a soundtrack money together to put music on the show.
You got all the fish he can handle though, right?
You got a great fish deal.
Complementary.
Yeah.
Complementary.
And three bandanas.
But by the way, no trailers in the middle of winter for a talent.
They had to knock on doors and ask neighbors if they could use their houses.
Oh my gosh.
But anyway, so he tells me about the show and I go, great, can you send me a script?
He goes, where do you finish?
I'll send you the whole show.
So he set the show.
We loved it.
And we did this deal to put it on.
And then we told him how we were going to put it up all at once.
He goes, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
We just spent nine months of our lives making this show.
You're just going to dump it out all at once?
And I go, yeah, just like an album.
Just like an album.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it changed the world.
It changed everybody's, now you don't even think about it.
So Ted, kind of getting back to, I don't know, do you guys still, is there still the DVD
business at all?
Or is that?
There's a few million people who still take DVDs and I'm guessing it's, you know, parts
of the country that don't have fast broadband or people of a certain age that are unlikely
to adapt to new things.
And then maybe it's for a hardcore, like if you're a real crazy deep movie lover, they
still have everything ever published on DVD on that service.
So, right.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
So that's where you start.
So you started and you had started before Netflix, you were in the video business as
well, right?
Home video.
Yeah.
Back at the old video store and home video distribution.
You and Quentin Tarantino worked out well out of that video story, video store nerds.
So you started that and then you, then you come on to Netflix and you continue in distribution
and it becomes distribution of DVDs and then quite sort of organically kind of by, I know
that you guys had this plan, but that just kind of happened.
You start getting into content and you start being sort of the gatekeeper of all this content
for Netflix and making all these decisions.
And your guy who has a really strong, strong sort of encyclopedic knowledge of film and
television, you know, there's, I don't think there's ever been a time where I've referenced
something where you haven't gone, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and you'll list like everybody
who's in it.
And so you went from that and then you became the guy who started to green light and all
these like really great shows, these really top like, you know, quality programs and movies.
Now you, of course, Netflix makes original movies.
What was that shift like kind of going from distributor to sort of content provider and
really overseeing all this great, you kind of be back your way into becoming a creative
in a way.
And that's usually the length of abatement question.
Yeah.
I know it's true.
That's from using my apartment, I guess, is catching.
So you became the maker and not the seller.
Yeah.
It was, you know, in all fairness, we failed miserably at it first because we did a thing
back when we were just doing DVDs where I took a bunch of money that we could barely
afford and started a label for Netflix called Red Envelope Entertainment.
And that was the porn.
Was that the porn?
No, no.
That is a good porn name too, though.
But this was basically foreign language films, documentaries, indie film and some live stand
up stuff that we recorded only for DVD to put it on Netflix as exclusive content.
Was that live at the purple onion?
Was that part of that?
Yeah.
That was Zach Alfinakis.
Yeah.
And one of the first things we did was a documentary with Patton Oswald called The Comedians of
Comedy.
Yeah.
And it was a documentary about their comedy tour of Patton, Brian Posayne, Rhea Bamford
and Zach Alfinakis, who I was a huge Galfinakis fan and I didn't know anyone else who knew
him at the time.
Yeah.
I remember you were and that you're not now.
I remember that.
There you go.
This is what I said at the past tense.
I paid it.
Zach, if you're listening, Ted hates your shit.
Well, in the middle of the production of the doc, Zach came in with this idea of a comedy
special, which was basically going to be like a fake documentary about him traveling to
do his show.
And it was so, the pitch was so crazy.
And I said, look, we don't really do all this yet.
I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'm going to give you a hundred thousand dollars and a camera and whatever you bring
back, I'll put on Netflix.
I promise.
And it was Zach Alfinakis live at the purple onion.
Wow.
So, you know, you're nowhere near a doormat nor the people that are on your team.
But that sense of creative latitude and freedom is something that you have been really consistent
with.
And your place is known for giving that kind of autonomy to the creatives.
And it's a great recruiting element.
It's a sincere position that you take.
Like if we're going to hire creatives, let's let them do the creative work.
It seems like such a common sense policy and position.
Why is it that you think it is so rare in the industry?
I think, you know, it's an offshoot of the executive philosophy and Netflix, too.
You know, hire the best people and give them the tools they need to do the best work of
their life.
And then get out of their way.
It's just something about human nature that people feel like they need to add value to
everything no matter, you know, if they do or not.
And I think the idea and I would always have a lot of friends like you guys who tell these
horrific stories about network notes for television shows.
And I always think, man, if I was ever in that role, I'd hate for people to be talking
about me like that or my company like that.
And I was thinking about this idea like, who has a better idea of what's funny than the
funny person you hired to make this show.
Right.
Right.
It's such a common sense concept.
And by the way, do you ever have this fear that you're going to become that Netflix once
you guys become, you're very successful now, but you become so successful that you end
up becoming like the status quo, that that starts happening, the culture at Netflix.
Is that something you have to kind of stay on top of?
Always.
I don't, I don't imagine any of the folks we're talking about wanted to end up doing
this.
Right.
I think there's something they made a left somewhere where they should have made a right.
Right.
And I'm constantly thinking about how do you make sure we keep that spirit alive?
How do we make sure when I had somebody who made a documentary film for us recently who
made one back in those early red envelope days.
And when they came in, they said, I have to tell you that it felt about the same.
Yeah.
Which was a huge compliment.
I just, I'd love to hear that.
Ted, I don't know if you remember, you and I had a conversation.
We can use this or not, but about somebody that we both know who was working for you.
And I said that this person comes from that world.
They had come from a more standard studio world and network world.
And you had said, I said, is it tough?
Do you have to kind of break them of those old habits?
And you said, yes.
I do.
Absolutely.
Yeah, you do.
Absolutely.
And I do think it's one of those things where it's like, I've had someone on our team basically
say something along to the effect of they couldn't get into the writer's room to meet
with the writers.
And I said, well, this showrunner must not think you add much value.
So that's really on you.
That's really on you.
You really have got to.
Wow.
Because I've never met a creator yet that didn't want to have a great collaborative
conversation.
Right.
That really didn't want to figure out, is this working?
But there is that dynamic where a creative person will quickly sense whether the note
is coming from a place where they're sort of assessing a false negative on what you're
doing because they're giving you a note to try to get you to do it the way that they
had always imagined it would go as opposed to the note coming from a place of trying
to help you do what they think you're trying to do, right?
So it comes from a place of helpfulness is the good note as opposed to conformity, which
is the bad note.
Right.
And it really is consistent over there with you guys.
It's great.
We'll go to SuperMeta, talk about one of your other episodes, but the interview with Ron
Howard, I love that.
And I thought his, what his comment was, is that I'm not looking for a different idea.
I'm looking for a better idea.
Yeah.
Right.
That's great.
I love that.
Yeah.
I think I got that.
Yeah.
Because different is disruptive.
Better is additive.
Yeah.
It was great.
Because there was a million difference, you know, they're all good.
What is your opinion about?
I would love to hear your opinion about the network system, because it seems like the
pilot system is kind of broken and like, so listen, our pilot is sort of like the audition
episode.
And if everybody likes it, then they order more episodes.
Yeah.
Sean, how could you leave that out?
Sorry, Tracy.
Sorry, Tracy.
That's usually your, I can't believe you'd be so irresponsible.
Sorry.
That's wrong.
My sister in Wisconsin.
So, so because the business model, I don't understand, explain it to me and, and where
you think it's going.
And is it just like a cycle that can't be broken at the networks where they shoot all
of these, they spend all this money shooting, all of these pilots are buying these scripts
and then they make 10 pilots and then they pick one and, and then that one doesn't work.
And then, and, and now the audience is now onto them.
Now the audience I feel for, and it seems like for sitcoms, especially, they'll put
like two or three on if they don't get a number to pull it off.
So the audience goes, I'm on to you.
If you're not invested, how do you expect me to be invested?
That's why I'm going to Netflix because Netflix is invested.
Yeah.
A lot of these tools that were built, I think we're all like figuring out safe ways to say
no.
You know what I mean?
Like, and I felt like I'm always trying to figure out how can we possibly say yes to
the, how can we figure out how to make this work?
And I think the pilot, you know, again, for the audience, they shoot one episode, they
test it with sometimes like 15 or 16 people.
And if they didn't think it was funny, they don't do it.
And I felt like, well, that's seems crazy.
Who are these 16 people?
And that's just a weird offshoot of the way they test screen movies.
And they'll just go to a shopping mall and find a hundred people who have nothing to
do but go sit inside of a movie theater.
And then those hundred people decide the fate of this sometimes a hundred million dollar
investment.
That seems insane.
So I feel like what we can do is say, let's bet on the creatives, let's bet on ourselves.
When we say yes, you know, we, we may say yes to a full season or we may say yes to
a little bit more development, but I never want to do like a pilot and then see how that
thing work.
Cause I just see how our own shows evolve from the first episode to the last.
If you watch a, you know, the famously the Seinfeld didn't do it, it took four years.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Mary Tyler Moore.
James Brooks said that Mary Tyler Moore was not Mary Tyler Moore for four years.
Yeah.
Right.
And there's that kind of, and I think that Jason and Sean will agree with me.
They've probably been part of shows before that are you just preemptively disagree.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Both of you.
Sean and I both passed.
There's this kind of you, there, there is this sort of adversarial relationship between
creatives and the networks often until you kind of prove it and you become a big success.
And then even then, then they're playing catch up and it's like, now we're going to fuck
the studio and we're going to try to get more money.
There's never a great dynamic there.
It's always, it's always adversarial.
And of all the shows, every time I've worked with you guys, whether it was on a restaurant
or a Bojack or flake or whatever, there's never that relation, that relationship is
always really solid.
You're regarded as a partner truly and I'm not, I don't even mean that in some sort
of BS fucking way.
I mean that, that for real, like, Hey, let's check with Netflix and the notes that come
from you guys never come like, Hey man, you guys have, it's always like, Hey, did you
guys think that maybe Bubba and you go, Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I think it's like, I just feel like it scales better at last longer because remember
I came into this business as a fan.
Yeah.
I didn't grow up in the business.
My dad didn't do this.
So did John.
Yeah.
I'm still a fan.
I also think the audience might get a sense that there is, you know, the fact that there's
no ratings and that you guys for many probably great reasons keep all of that information
in house.
You don't share it with any of us that makes stuff for you guys.
You'll imply, you know, it's, it's kind of doing well or not doing well perhaps, but
it's really sort of like, if it's not doing well, it's gone.
But if it's doing well enough to stay on, it stays on.
There's no sort of teeth gnashing about, Oh, the ratings were up or down today or tomorrow.
There's sort of a, all of that kind of nonsense is taken out of it and things just really
exist on the merits, which I think the audience picks up on as well.
And sometimes, you know, relative to what it costs to make a TV show or a movie, sometimes
you don't get enough people to watch it.
And eventually, if you do that too often, you don't have enough money to make new shows.
So the balance of this is just relative to what it costs.
Can we get people to show up?
Maybe what's unique about this relative to TV is, you know, it costs X amount of money
to make a half hour of network television and everyone has to like it.
And this has got to be like, you know, we can make a show for a couple hundred thousand
people.
If it's economically sensible, we can make a show for a hundred million people if it's
economically sensible.
One thing that we get to look at sometimes it's super helpful is among the people who
push play.
So there's a million reasons that sometimes the show just doesn't connect with the public
and nobody, everyone missed a great show.
But among the people who push play, did they like it?
And if you like it enough to watch the whole thing, did they watch four episodes in one
night because they couldn't go to sleep because they loved it so much?
Those are really positive signals, even if the big audience didn't show up in the first
season that we used to make that second season decision.
So Ted, so like a lot of your competitors that I remember a few years ago, when they
first started making noise about to Jason's point about not releasing your numbers.
And there were a few people who, who ran other networks who were almost beside themselves
about the fact that you wouldn't release it.
And we know that because what they actually said publicly, they were almost beside themselves.
Can you imagine how they were privately and they were so pissed and your language in dealing
with it was so great because you were just like, yeah, I know people are mad, but we're
just not going to do it.
And how did that feel to you?
Well, the funny thing was, I wasn't, we're not trying to be secretive of it.
I just don't think it's an apples to apples thing when we say how many people watch a
show on Netflix versus how many people watch it on the network and on day one.
So if you're selling advertising for a movie that's going to open this weekend, how many
people saw your ad on Thursday night is usually valuable information.
And it correlates to the fee.
You're going to charge crest, crest toothpaste to run your 32nd ad.
If it's on a show that's watched by 30 million people, you're going to have to pay X for
that 32nd ad.
10 million people.
That's why.
Yeah.
And because our business doesn't, we're not selling toothpaste for press, it's irrelevant
in the same way.
So over time, I think there is a measurement of, is this show relevant to the culture or
enough people watching it for me to think about it?
And that's how you see us being much more open about, you know, in the first 28 days,
that's millions of people watch this show and that show, because I do think it's a bit
of a cultural measure, not a business measure, but also even practically speaking for you
guys, when you're hearing that pitch, you can go back to your office.
You can say, okay, so this is a show about auto racing in, you know, Iowa.
And you can look on your, you're right.
I mean, it's a great show already.
And you can look at your internal metrics and say, how many of our subscribers love
stuff about Iowa and cars, and you go, well, that's a million people.
And so a million people paying 17 bucks a month for the subscription, would that justify
the presumed budget of this show?
I mean, I know it's not as simplistic as that, but that's kind of at the core of what you're
trying to manage in your mind about whether to make the investment of the show or not,
whether it's right for your subscribers or not, correct?
All those indicators, yeah.
And then every once in a while, something just comes out of the blue, like a Queens
Gambit.
Nope.
There was no data that says chest lovers and this period chess piece is going to be the
most watched show on television.
By the way, Ted, Queens Gambit was great.
I could have used less chess.
You know what I mean?
That's your note.
It was a little heavy on chess.
It was a little, was a little, honestly, I didn't know till the last episode it was
about chess.
You didn't even realize.
I was like, what is this game?
And then I bought a board and I'm in.
Now I'm in.
It's kind of like checkers, right, Sean?
Yeah.
It's just a little bit checkers.
It's on the other side of the checkerboard.
Yeah.
Just flip it over.
It's like, like the underworld and stranger things or whatever it is.
Okay.
So my question is, um, back to my kind of original thing.
So in your opinion, how long do you think the network system can sustain itself before
what happens before?
I don't know.
Like what, what do you think about that?
I think the inevitable thing that happens is everyone starts bringing their original
stuff to their streaming services.
That means they're not going to put it on the network and it's just going to be a race
to the bottom.
It's going to be sports and news.
Yeah.
And, you know, and you saw Amazon, but Thursday night football is buying Thursday night football.
Yeah.
So what does that mean?
Like, so when I, so NBC CBS, ABC Fox, what's going to happen to those channels and those
networks?
I don't know.
I mean, what we have to go.
Okay.
Good night, everybody.
One way to think about it is if you watch, I'm a, uh, I'm a big fan of, uh, we watch
a lot of home and garden TV in our house.
I'm a very embarrassed by the number of hours we spend doing this, but, uh, but if you watch
it right now, you see, they just launched their own service called discovery plus a
little pitch for them.
And they have turned their network into a Barker channel for that service.
They're basically every minute you watch a discovery network on TV, they're saying, don't
watch it here, watch it there.
The one blessing that we've had in our business and our professional existence is we've never
had to manage ourselves out of anything.
You know what I mean?
Like we didn't have to like, how are we going to replace our movie theater business?
We didn't really have a business of people who love the theater.
So for us, we've been saying, just go where the audience is and we were able to do it
pretty nimbly.
All these companies make all of their money on advertising and cable television fees are
going to have to replace that with the revenue on their services and in, in, in kind of some
balanced way or they're going to end up in these weird places.
And anyway, I think they'll navigate it fine, but just these, these changes don't come around
very often.
I mean, this is the first big change that's cable TV for years ago.
How have you noticed personally, to the extent you're comfortable revealing, in and around
the community, how has it evolved socially when you are at a function or a dinner with
one of your colleagues that happens to be heading up, let's say one of these broadcast
networks.
So some of the places where you, you represent a threat to their, to their existence early
on.
Now actually you guys have become such leaders that it's actually buoying the whole industry
and changing the model and people are having these, these, these pluses, right?
These streaming services as offshoots and it's, it's, it's really elevating some of their
business models.
Are they now less sort of confrontational for lack of a better word?
And are they more sort of deferential and he wants to know if people are hissing at
you at parties.
Are they friendlier now or, or how do you feel about all that stuff?
What's it feel like out there?
You guys know this town, not to my face, but you can sense it.
You're really in touch and a sensitive guy.
I'm sure you can see how it's kind of ebbed and flowed.
Yeah.
This person acts.
It was particularly annoyed by the existence of Netflix and all the changes and, you know,
basically that we didn't have to put out ratings and why would they put someone from
a Netflix show on the cover of a magazine?
No one knows who's why.
I mean, say these things very publicly.
Right.
He was very upset about it, which the irony is this person X now runs a network doing
exactly that.
But it comes didn't age well.
Yes.
But it was really the funniest story for me in my time in the business is we, there
was a party, one of these night before the Emmy Awards parties and there was two parties
going on next door to each other.
And one of them was the big industry party.
And the other one was just for this person's network and their, and their talent.
And when I walked of all people, me, I was, I'm walking in the party.
I went left instead of right and walked into their party and they're all, you know, the
biggest stars in town.
So I thought this is the big party and, and it was their private party.
And as I'm walking around, I come to the realization, Oh, this is his party, his party.
So I like, it was almost like an episode of I love Lucy.
I'm trying to sneak out the side door.
So no, it sees me in there.
And then I walk around behind the outside of the party and to walk out.
And I walk out across this big glass wall where he is making a speech.
I'm literally walking behind him.
His nightmare came true.
Yeah.
And person X, by the way, is so talented.
I mean, there's been some incredible decisions.
But that brings me to like, the fact that you again, talking about like the foresight
into, into this, this new world of programming with Netflix.
And then you see things like Quibi or other people trying to push those boundaries further
by thinking about what's next.
And I know you probably hate this question, but to the guy, you, that thought of this
whole thing that changed the world, do you have any kind of what's in your crystal ball
next?
Like what in the world is next?
You know, it's funny.
Every couple of years, we're doing that thing that we didn't do before.
So we started off making our first year out, right?
We had House of Cards, Lily Hammer, Arrested Development.
Yeah.
What a show.
I say both words, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh, you do that.
No, because you know Ricky.
You know Ricky.
Ted knows it makes Ricky Jervis so crazy when I say Arrested, makes him fucking nuts.
And Hemlock Grove, right?
So that was our, that was our big lineup.
And then after that, we started, you know, we didn't do any unscripted.
We didn't do any animation.
We didn't do any feature film.
And we didn't do anything outside of the United States or not in English.
So over the next, every two years or so since that launch in 2013, we've expanded to do
all those things.
And now we are, you know, producing a $200 million feature film.
We're doing local language shows and about 200 local language original shows premiering
this year.
What I wanted to get to, that's been a big part of your expansion.
Well, two things.
One, one was when we started making Arrested Development and Jason, you remember, we all
went out to Las Vegas to make this announcement.
It was very weird.
We didn't really know each other at Ted at all.
I mean, we'd sort of met.
And then we ended up, you and I stayed with David Cross and we played, and we stayed and
played craps one night.
We almost cleaned the place out and we broke the bag.
And we go, come on.
Where was I?
Was I, was I was already passed out up there?
You were in bed.
Yeah.
With a mouthful of walnuts.
You were just already asleep.
And so we go to.
And so at that time, I will admit that when we first started having, we started hanging
out and you announced the show, I had no idea.
Of course, I had very little idea of what it was going to be.
You had, didn't know what you guys were going to become yet.
I had even less of an idea, right?
And then it became, we, Arrested Development kind of happened at a time when you guys were
rocketing, your business was really expanding quickly.
But I was going to say.
Why didn't we ask for stock instead of cash?
Because we're so stupid.
God, we're dumb.
Because you got in there is why.
Bullshit.
It wasn't my fault.
It wasn't a deal.
You did like a fucking moron.
Imagine how rich we would be today.
Imagine if we'd just listened to our lawyers and not Bateman.
So anyway, we go to, but I was going to say it's so Ted, cut to a couple of years later,
we do Bojack.
And I want you to quickly tell the story about how Bojack came to be in a minute.
But we go to, do you remember that time we went to Europe?
I had just done the first season of Flaked and we went to Europe to promote Netflix.
You were opening in France.
So we went to Madrid and we went to Italy and we went to Paris.
And you and Reed gave all these great speeches in front of people, but I remember distinctly.
So we're in like, I guess we're in Milan and all these reporters going, oh, why should
we care about Netflix?
What's it going to do?
And I said to them clearly, I want you to remember saying this to me now, a year from
now.
And of course it becomes true and Netflix goes and it explodes in all these countries
and it becomes the thing.
And part of that, this is a huge question so long, I'm bored myself.
Yeah, it is.
It's Tuesday.
You made all these local productions in every country that you went to, that became a big
part of your success.
It's very big.
And what's cool about it is they get watched everywhere, including in the U.S.
So our watching of non-English television has grown 50% year in year.
And things like, you know, Korean drama has grown 100% in the U.S.
Huge, huge.
And you know how much I love those European shows.
I told you years ago, and then you'll text me and say, we've got a new show coming out.
You've got to check it out now, you know.
Totally.
So far we've been chatting with Ted Serrano, CEO.
I would like to chat with Theodore.
Oh, yes.
Oh my gosh, here we go.
This is where he makes you cry.
Here you go, favorite color.
Get ready.
That was a very smooth transition.
Take us back to Arizona.
What were you driving to the video store?
Was it, let me make a guess here.
Was it a 320i?
Was it, was it a Jetta or was it a Datsun B210?
And was there a mullet?
There was, there was not a mullet, but there may have been a Ford F-150 pickup.
There we go.
Oh, there you go.
This was Phoenix, Arizona.
Jason.
Is this, are you doing the thing you've dreamed of doing?
If not, what is that dream?
How much longer can you do this?
Do you get burnt out?
What else do you want to do?
I am doing way beyond what I could have dreamed of doing in my life.
I really hold the art of making film and television in very high regard.
I think it plays a critical role in people's emotional and mental health.
I agree.
I think it is so important what happens every day there, and I feel like being involved
in it at any scale is insane.
As a kid, I, for some weird reason, I needed like five hours of sleep.
So I would be up late and I'd watched TV and, and my life, I've talked about this kind of
publicly before.
My, my home life was pretty chaotic when I was young.
I have five brothers and sisters, very young parents, and it was kind of like there was
no bedtime.
There was no curfew.
It was pretty crazy.
Same.
Television brought me a sense of order.
I knew what was on at 11 o'clock on channel five, and it was really important for me to
have that order.
It really did, it had a huge influence on me.
And then, but it came through as I had a deep reverence for old things.
I mean, I've seen every episode of Dick Van Dyke and Andy Griffith that shows a hundred
times.
I could quote them.
And so growing up and that's thinking about how important that was to me, I just wanted
to be around it.
That alone, you know, which was fine for me.
You know, when I was young, the, the gauntlet, a movie from Clint Eastwood, yeah, they came
to Phoenix to shoot and my parents drove me downtown and dropped me off for the day to
watch them shoot the movie.
And it was, anybody want a kid?
Oh, completely.
And it was the hottest day in Arizona history.
I don't think they gave me any money for a drink, even there's a, but, but they are
I sat out there all day and watched them shoot and my, my tennis shoes, like we're literally
melted on the street or so hot that day and, and it was just to get a glimpse of this magic
that was happening.
And I, and I don't know, I probably still have them somewhere, but I collected some
of the old shells where they were shooting at the bus and all that.
And it's just to me, it's like I got close to the gods that day.
And then so to, to me, Sean, when you say, are you doing what you want to do beyond beyond.
But also changing it to a way that, that, that you kind of saw maybe even in a young
age, uh, where it was kind of missing and where it could become better.
I love what you said.
I read somewhere that were you, you got tired of, of sleeping too late on Saturday and missing
your cartoons.
Yeah.
So the sense that you could have that on demand at some point, maybe was, was lodging on and
then also watching, uh, all the Mary Hartman's, uh, back to back to back to back on a Sunday
night, uh, after they aggregated at that, on that day, that was my first binge.
Right.
Exactly.
So that that wouldn't be a negative when that became, uh, a possibility for you guys.
It's funny.
My kids are 26 and 24.
And I try to get them to understand that there was a time that, like you said, if you slept
in on Saturday, you missed cartoons that way the whole week, uh, you know, if you didn't
see a show on prime time, you had to wait 20 years to see it again.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
So you, not only when you have a new show this week and you go, you know, you can watch
it whenever you get around to it, but you're also, when you come on against other shows
new this week, you're also coming on against everything ever made.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's like, it's a very strange dynamic.
And I think the relationship people have with programming, all kinds of storytelling
is so different.
Think about a movie.
Our relationship with movies used to be movies were huge, right?
They were bigger, that way bigger than us and they were totally in control.
If the movie started eight o'clock, you better be in your seat at eight o'clock or you're
going to miss the beginning.
Right.
And if they said something that you missed, you had to buy a ticket and come back in two
hours when they say it again.
And now movies are smaller than us generally and we control when they stop and start.
And I don't, it's interesting thing to me that with the relationship to, to storytelling
and listening and all those things, how that evolves over time when that relationship is
so dramatically different than it used to be.
Yeah.
Well, also it's funny you said that we do now measure everything sort of apples to apples.
Like you can watch a show and say, Hey, I watched this comedy and then somebody go,
Yeah, but it's not as good as the wire.
And you're saying, well, yeah, of course it's different.
Like this operates over here and this lives over here.
And now you, everybody just compares everything to everything, the question you ask each other,
we all ask our friends and we get asked of each other is, what are you watching?
What have you seen lately?
I think one thing that doesn't get mentioned enough.
A recent development in that first season of new content on Netflix, why it's so kind
of symbolically important is when we first started the DVD business, people would just
try box set television, but we started seeing how people watch TV shows like that because
they're watching, you know, three or four episodes on a disc and then changing disc
really fast.
They really got into it.
And then we started streaming the only things that the networks would sell us were things
that were not sold in this indication.
That arrested development had just come off of the network that year and they didn't have
four seasons.
So it hadn't been sold, hadn't been syndicated.
So arrested development was one of the first things we had on Netflix to stream.
And it was literally a completely different experience to watch arrested development four
or five episodes at a time.
Because as you guys know, Mitch will write a joke that sets up an episode two and pays
off an episode seven.
And there's a 30, 40% chance you are not going to see episode seven if you're watched
episode two.
So on Netflix, people watch the show in its entirety in a complete straight sitting and
realize the genius of this comedy, how it was written, how it pays off, the complexity,
the multiple, how many storylines, how many characters, how many jokes can all be running
at the same time.
Cause you needn't waste any time repeating exposition because you can assume the audience
just finished watching that episode.
Nobody missed the reference.
Nobody risked the reference.
I was taking from that.
And I remember kind of the conversations leading into that fourth season, the first Netflix
season of arrested, arrested that Mitch would development.
Have you seen it yet, Sean?
I know you saw a couple of you all in.
Good for you.
Good for you.
I saw the first three and I laughed out loud.
You'd had enough.
Good for you.
What was my character's name?
What was my character's name?
What's my character's name?
God.
What's my character's name?
I thought his character's name was Job.
And then I was corrected that it's Job.
Who said God?
Who the fuck?
God was a God.
But as you know, Mitch started immediately, one of the things that he got onto was he
might have been one of the first showrunners, creators, writers to write to the format.
He was really into that idea.
Remember how excited he was by that?
He was so giddy.
I mean, he's giddy all the time, but he was really, particularly giddy about that.
The first time I walked in, when Mitch was writing the new season for Netflix and I walked
in that little room that he was writing and there was index cards and color Cody yarn
all around the room.
The string.
Yeah.
The string of plots.
It was insane.
It was so amazing.
So that is an incredible comic bind, but I think in general, I'd say that usually when
people say things are ahead of their time, that's a nice way of saying it didn't work.
But a recent development is truly ahead of its time.
It's a show that was built to be binged before anyone was binging television.
Yeah.
So for going from a show that was ahead of its time to a show that almost never was Bojack
Horseman was a 13 minute presentation that Raphael Bob Waksberg wrote and that that that
I did with Aaron Paul and Paul of Tompkins and Amy Sedaris and amongst other people
that Patton was in the first and everybody passed on it and they brought it to you.
And I remember talking to you were like, yeah, I think we're going to do it like you were
literally like the last stop and you're like, it's like, really?
Yeah.
I think we're going to.
Yeah.
And you got not only did you pick it up, you got right into it.
Yeah.
And if you remember that first, so first of all, tell me about what it was when it when
it came across your desk, Raphael's piece.
Well, first of all, it's remarkably funny.
Yeah.
I mean, the show and it was had real meat on the bone.
I mean, it wasn't just silly, funny.
It was funny with a really serious comedy about depression, which is not on TV.
And if it was, it probably wasn't funny or was to getting that balance right is really
tough.
And that show did.
Right.
It was unusual in that way.
And I remember at your old offices, do you remember like this first season, forget what
episode it was, but one night you and I went for dinner and then you're like, hey, I just
got the rough in the rough animatic of like episode five.
And then we kind of looked at you and you said, let's go to my office and watch it.
And we went, you remember, we went watching in the old screening room there.
And we were both so excited about that before it even came out.
We were really excited about it.
That's never had that great hallucination animation sequence.
That's what we were dying to see.
That's what it was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I got to tell you, but you know, you told that story earlier about us going with the
Vegas.
Again, this is back to that, you know, you're just, we were so green, you know, at the beginning
of this.
We brought everybody to the NAB convention in Las Vegas, which is where all the like
the TV tech people go.
Not like the press to go to, there, no one was bringing talent to the NAB convention.
We did it.
Maybe it was an accident.
I'm sure it was, but I'm sure, but why are they bringing all the, I remember it was the
whole cast of oranges, the new black, the whole cast of orange, the rest of development.
And it was like a big star-studded thing at this place where all the TV tech people
come.
Yeah.
You were just kind of winging it.
Yeah.
Hey, Ted, a friend of mine and I play this stupid thing where we go quick, quick, quick,
and you have to name like three things, but you can't think about it.
You have to, you have to say it super, super fast.
You cannot think about it.
Right.
So I'm going to ask you a question and you have to answer it super, super fast ready.
Quick, quick, quick name two shows that you're watching right now on Netflix.
Go fast.
Super fast.
Go.
Kenny and Georgia and Firefly Lane.
Great.
That's all the time we have.
Wow.
Shit.
Wait, wait.
Now, are those the same shows that Nicole, your wife is watching or, or is she?
That's why it was so easy for me to answer.
So do you guys, do you guys, are you one of those ideal couples that watches all the same
shows together?
Yeah.
We don't have very similar taste.
I mean, Nicole does not like anything dark in any way and I do.
And she really loves like a, she's a very tough customer of my wife, Nicole, so she,
but she loved, she was an early spotter on Bridgerton.
She knew it was going to be a hot one and the show Virgin River was one that she really
loves.
So one thing that our sweet spot where we agree is, is like I said, each GTV, so that's
why we watch so much.
So she's not cross-infecting your, your, your, your algorithm, right?
She's got her own account cause Amanda is screwing mine up so badly.
You guys have to, you have to set up a separate profile.
You're right.
That's the key.
Right.
Because for us, it's the same thing.
We will watch four hours of Virgin River and then Nicole goes to bed and I watched six
hours of the Chappelle show.
Right.
I don't think Netflix knows anything about that.
Jason, just get another account.
Don't tip Ted.
Jesus Christ, man.
Don't be such a cheap dick.
Just get another fucking account for your wife so that she can, and don't tip Ted by
having 80 people with the same password and all this BS that you always show off about.
Listen, if I had stock, I would protect my profits.
You know, my favorite thing about, my favorite thing about Nicole is when she admitted to
me years ago, well, she said in front of you about how much stuff she gets from Amazon
and she's like, I don't give a shit.
No, Nicole was buying DVDs from Amazon of movies that are on Netflix.
Now was it pulling teeth to get, to get a little window to do a little Ted time today
or, or is she, what's, what's it like over there in your personal world?
Do you live in a prison or is she, does she, does she give it up?
No, she, you know, she, I think really appreciates that the time when I, when I need to go off
and do something.
Yeah.
I mean, the thing about this pandemic and that's being locked in the office, I go to
the office now a couple of days a week at her request.
Sure.
Sure.
I had a good buddy, I had a good buddy who said, when this pandemic was a few months
in, he said, my marriage wasn't built for 24 hours a day.
No, none of them were.
None of them were.
So she was, I said, I'm going to do this tomorrow.
Oh, great.
And she'll, I assure you, she's, I do bring a little bit of a hectic energy to the place
and she appreciates the distance sometimes.
Sure.
Well, we won't take you away from her any longer.
Yeah.
She was very jealous when I told her who I was going to be talking to tonight.
She said, and she left out.
Yeah.
We love her.
And I've got to tell you, you know, a lot of people, I've heard a lot of folks throughout
the quarantine saying how much Netflix, it was so important to them.
But I have to tell you, prior to the quarantine was not, I did not listen to a lot of podcasts.
I just didn't, I don't, I don't have a long commute.
You and us both.
And what did I get into?
I mean, of course, because my three great friends have this great podcast and I obsessively
listened to every episode of smart list.
I think it's, I love what you guys are doing.
The only thing I like better than someone who I love when they're, I guess, is what
it's someone I don't know much about.
Yeah.
And you guys have so much fun with them.
And I really enjoyed it.
Thank you for doing this.
Oh, good.
Thanks, buddy.
Yeah.
Very cool.
Thank you, Ted, for being here.
Absolutely, Sean.
Good to see you.
Great to see you, man.
It's so good to see you, Ted.
You guys too.
Have a good one.
All right, pal.
See you, buddy.
Have a good day.
Bye-bye.
Bye, buddy.
Boy, that Ted.
You know, here's the thing about Ted.
We all know, and even to our listeners too, everybody knows bosses in the world, right?
Everybody knows a boss works with a boss, but like Ted is so rare in that he's like
you said, Jason, so personable and so likable and so jolly and so supportive.
And he, he never, you never see him in a bad mood.
Yeah.
I really, I was really sincere about that at the beginning.
Like I just don't know how he manages his time being so inviting to everybody he comes
across.
Like how does he ever leave a room?
I know.
Sociopath.
Yeah, sociopath.
Ted is such a, here's what we're kind of saying.
Like not only is he sort of a very personal guy and quite gregarious, he's just a very
even keeled guy.
And so he doesn't, he never loses sight of the prize.
And it's a testament to somebody who loves their job and loves the position they're in
and always has, right?
And came by it organically.
Yeah.
What?
You know what I mean?
Like he's not in, he's not out of his depth at any, at any juncture.
Yeah.
He doesn't even ask the obvious question of, so do you want to be a writer or a director
or a producer?
Like he just, like he just seems so pleased and content with where he is and what he is
doing and enjoying expanding that, diversifying and staying in his lane in sort of the best
possible version of what I'm saying.
Right.
I knew you were going to say that.
I knew you were going to say that.
Yeah.
You like to know where everybody is.
I didn't say lane each day.
I will continue to win.
Why does he stand in his lane?
Do you think he's got a sexy indifference?
Oh, God.
Damn it.
Oh, no.
You know what?
I think we're spending too much time together.
No, we're not.
Wait.
Can I ask you a question though?
What is highway rhyme with?
Bye.
Oh, shit.
That's it.
Bye.
But that's it.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
Hang on.
No, I'm going to throw a veto on that.
Hang on.
Wait, wait, wait.
This highway does not rhyme with bye way.
No, you got to do better than that.
Yeah.
No, you're right.
So we'll just buy that back.
So we just...
No, I don't think we're done talking about Ted yet.
Is that the first ever aborted way?
Yeah, definitely.
Okay, so what we didn't get to with Ted...
Was Netflix and Chill, which I wanted to get to, which you still don't fully understand.
Am I right, grandpa?
I don't know what that is.
It's a sex thing, right?
Or a code for...
Oh, for fuck's sake.
This is so fucking embarrassing.
How do you leave the house?
What is Netflix and Chill?
Okay, so Sean's equally dumb.
Okay.
We're smart less.
Okay.
You know what, I might just include my parents on this, too, so I just don't have to explain
it four times.
I'll just knock all four of you out at once.
Yeah, we're listening to the only smart guy in the world.
Go ahead, Will.
So Netflix and Chill is a way...
It's not necessarily a sex thing, but it's a term that people use to say, hey, why don't
you come over and hang with me and we'll watch Netflix and Chill.
It's kind of like the old-timey, like, hey, let's make out and watch TV.
Okay.
It's like, hey, let me show you my apartment.
Come on up.
Let me show you around.
That's like the old code for, come on, once you're in, then I can just kind of lock the
door.
Let me show you around my apartment?
What the fuck?
This is when you're picking up straight, like behind a dumpster?
What's going on?
Let me introduce you guys to the gay world.
We don't say that.
We just say, hey, do you want to hook up?
Oh.
Like, why Netflix and Chill?
Well, because...
You don't have a Hulu thing, though, isn't it?
Oh.
Because I've always wondered what Hulu means.
Is it a derivative from hook up, its H and the U and no?
I think so.
So wait, I want to say that I think we're always fascinated, like, to go back to what
Jason said about the foresight of, like, I think we're endlessly fascinated with people
who seemingly can see into the future and predict anything, like any kind of scientist
or in this case, this programming genius about Netflix is like, how did you know that?
How did you...
And the risk and the timing, it's just always fascinating to me.
Yeah.
And right at the beginning, you'd see that stock and you'd say, oh, gosh, what are they
going to do?
I just...
I want to...
I want to sell that, you know?
But, like, today, if you saw a bunch of stock, what would you say?
You wouldn't say sell, you'd say, bye, bye.
That's how you do it, fuckface.