Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - First Date Flops | Reading Reddit Stories

Episode Date: July 29, 2023

These dating stories just keep getting worse. This episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile and Liquid IV. Go to http://mintmobile.com/pitreddit to cut your wireless bill to 25 bucks a month. Go to http://...liquidiv.com and use code PITREDDIT to get 20% off your order. 0:00-1:16 Intro 1:17-6:31 Went to the gym instead of my date https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheButtface/comments/14dwblr/aitb_for_canceling_a_date_but_then_going_to_the/ 6:32-13:40 I got a waitress fired https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/112memx/aitb_for_getting_waitress_fired_because_she/ 13:41-21:34 Asked my ex bf to be my best man https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/14j8vqk/i_forgot_i_dated_my_best_man_really/ 21:35-27:05 Dating someone who still sleeps with their ex https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/149b5e1/27m_dating_a_24f_that_still_sleeps_with_her_ex/ 27:06-29:24 Sponsors! 29:25-35:28 I got revenge on a pushy guy https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/12topd5/how_i_got_back_at_a_pushy_guy_on_a_bad_first_date/ 35:29-43:37 Friend tried to crash my date https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14fn5oc/aita_for_telling_a_friend_i_did_not_want_her_to/ 43:38-50:10 She forgot we already dated https://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/comments/14lgbk5/dont_think_she_realises_weve_dated_before/ 50:11-55:19 Tinder led to this?? https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/te15o7/if_someone_had_told_me_that_downloading_tinder/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Vida Robbins & Luke Baker Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - AP: Kimmy Jimenez AD: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Art - Asst Dir.: Erin Kuschner Art Coord.: Alex Aguilar Art Intern: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Camera Operator: Jon Wong Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Digital Content Intern: JJ Guidry Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Dir. Of Photography: Brennan Iketani GFX: Brittany Hobbs Post Manager: Luke Baker Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Sr. Dir. Of Production: Zoe Moacanin Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Wardrobe Supervisor: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:26 Twice? I think twice or three times? What the heck? OK. So these stories today, the light theme here is casual dating. It's a good theme. We've covered it on a lot of Reddit stories. So it's less relationships. Less relationships more just like casual, like the early parts
Starting point is 00:00:49 of dating. Yeah, probably. Just getting to know. I haven't read them but. But you know. Which I'm kind of glad because relationship ones are often like, they're intense. And they're harder to relate to unless you've been in a lot of relationships. Yeah. So this comes from am I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I's is. I's is. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t're harder to relate to unless you've been in a lot of relationships. Yeah. So this comes from Am I the But-Face, which is interesting because Am I the Assu-Asses to ban any stories that focus on a relationship or dating. I think it's because they want it to go to relationship advice. Yeah, they're specifics or subreddits for things. But am I the buttface was made to kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind.. the the the to to the to to the to to the to to to to to th. to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. to. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am. Am I. Am I. Am I. Am I. Am I. Am I. Am I. Am I. I. I. I. I. I. I. M. I. I. I. M. I. I. M. I. I. I. M. I. I. M. I. I. I. M. I. A. M. rule. But this got put on am I the devil, which is where. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:01:28 So the worst of the worst end up. So this might be crazy. Am I the butt face for canceling a date, but then going to the gym? So I, a male 23, matched with this girl, I was, on tinder about a week ago. We both wanted something casual for the summer. About four days ago, we made plans for tonight. I started feeling under the weather with a sore throat and nausea last night. I told her, and we agreed to play it by ear.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Today rolls around and around 2 p.m., our plans were for the evening around 7-8. I told her that I still wasn't that I wasn't th th we th we th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, told, told, told, told, too, too, too, too, thi, thi, too, too, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr, thr. thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thi.a, thi.a, thi. thi. too. thi, toean, to eight. I told her that I still wasn't feeling well and I didn't want to risk getting her sick. She was understanding about it. By six I was feeling a little better and my friend asked me to go to the gym with him. Thinking it was too late to rekindle our plans, I just decided to go with my friend without asking the girl if she still wanted to hang. I was going to the gym and she called me a dick and has removed me from all the apps. Am I the butt face? Edit here. My friend was aware of how I felt earlier in the day and I wore a mask at the gym. I felt like I needed to clear that up because a lot of people are understandably angry that I could have infected people at the gym. Yeah. Because yeah, initially I was like, you're the asshole for going to to to to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to the the to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. the. the. toe. the. toe. toe. I. toe. toe. the the. I. I the the the the the going to the gym when you're sick. But keeping that aside, is he the asshole for canceling a date and then going to the gym?
Starting point is 00:02:51 I think no. I think no, because you're meeting this person for the first time, you want to be on your best, you want to be on your game, and if I was feeling under the weather, I'd be like, well, I could work out, but like talking and socializing with someone is a whole different thing. And I don't want to be kissing them if I'm sick. Right, it's this new person. They're probably comfortable being a little under the weather with their friend.
Starting point is 00:03:12 And like, I their steps taken. And personally, sometimes, It can boost your immune system. It can, I feel like it helps me sometimes. So I feel like she might have overreacted a little bit. I think, yeah, the general gist of it all, I agree with that. The issue is that I sent her a snap from my car. Yeah, why are you doing that? And she asked where I was going to the gym and she called me a dick. Yeah, so from her perspective, from her perspective, he tells her, I can't go, I'm feeling sick. And then suddenly a couple hours before their date was supposed to happen, he sends her a snap.
Starting point is 00:03:59 She receives a photo of him in a car with a buddy, be like, I'm going to the gym. Yeah, he should have been like, I'm gonna go try to sweat it out, like, yes. Yeah. From his perspective, knowing all these details, we're like, no, you're not the ass of. But from her perspective, absolutely. Yeah, from her perspective, it's like, no, I'm gonna you were sick. Yeah, but to me, it still feels like they're not in a relationship.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Correct. I feel like this, like, that extensive communication almost feels like O.D. But with lack of context, I understand where she's coming from. I think this early on when you haven't gone on the first date yet, I'm like, what level of an asshole can you be for these types of things is like different, you know, than when you're in a relationship. Like, I less so feel that he's the asshole and more that he's the idiot. Yeah, I'm like, you're stupid. Just don't, heart agree. Just don't message her. you're sick. to that. to thi the tha. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, that, tho, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, I th. th. thi. I thi. I th. Just,to that. Don't message her. It's so easy. Or he should have known, like, when she said, where are you going?
Starting point is 00:05:08 Oh, she's probably upset because I canceled the date on her and now I'm going to the gym. Now explain why you're going to the gym. Yeah, be like, oh, I'm feeling a little better. So I'm going to go to the gym really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really for this. She set aside a day and now he wasted her time is probably what she's thinking. There's a couple, yeah, there's a few times where he he messed up because like for me I would on like it would be nice to be like oh I'm actually feeling better. Do you want to hang out? But also it might be disrespectful like flip-flopping plans on her. Totally. Yeah. Someone said you're the bu but th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, you want to hang out? But also it might be disrespectful, like flip-flopping plans on her.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Totally. Yeah. Someone said, you're the butt face. What part of your brain malfunctioned when you thought sending her a snap of you going to the day? I delete the hell out of you, too. He's like, this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I do get her. I mean, look, overreaction. over reaction all we know is she's just like you're a dick and she just like unmatched him on everything yeah at the same time when you haven't even gone on that first date if you say if something happens where you're just like you know what I'm done that's that is the move and we don't know what her past has been she could have been burnt before yeah yeah yeah I I love that for her maybe she didn't want to waste her time and at 21, slay. Yeah. Someone said, you were too sick to go on a date, but not too sick to go to the gym, and you brag about it to the person you just last minute canceled on. You're the butt face.
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Starting point is 00:06:54 I'm gonna say. I'm gonna get. You know. Here we go. So I'm single and currently on multiple dating apps and casually dating multiple women. For the most part, I do my second dates with ladies at this awesome restaurant that I order takeout from time to time. I love this place because the food is great and cheap,
Starting point is 00:07:15 and the drinks are cheap. I've been doing this for a few months now, and I noticed this particular waiter gives me a weird look whenever I walk in with a new girl. I didn't think much of it at the time. So two Saturdays ago, I made reservations at the restaurant with this girl that I actually liked and that waiter I mentioned earlier attended to us. So she walks up to the table and says, here again, huh? Orduring the same thing this time? I was livid. I had told the girl the same line that I tell all of them. Looking to try this new spot, we should go, heard. I had told the girl the same line that I tell all of them. Looking to try this new spot, we should go, heard good things. The date was very awkward from then on.
Starting point is 00:07:56 It goes without saying, this girl I actually liked and clicked with ghosted me. So I'm really angry at this point, so last week I visited the owner and explained the situation to him. He profusely apologized and promised me he would handle it. I found out today that she was let go. I'm not remorseful at all, but I'm just wondering, am I the butt face? He, uh, you go. Go.
Starting point is 00:08:21 You can go. Oh, now can go. Oh! So now you go. Okay. First of all, don't take people to the same place. Yeah, you're good. You need to be, I think you need to be in a relationship when you start going to the same place. You don't take first dates. You just find out what they like.
Starting point is 00:08:37 What do you both have in common? Where should I take them now based on what I've to to to you about, don't just cat funnel them into the same machine of dates that you've created. I do think that's weird. Really weird. It's super weird. I mean, I was kind of like rooting for him at first. You're like, okay, is this waiter
Starting point is 00:08:55 about like dating not exclusively? And like if he has a favorite restaurant, that's okay. But, oh, but then like saying like it's cheap, it's easy, it's always the second day, it's like, you are like a very manipulative person, I feel. And the other thing is, tell them it's a place you like. Say, I really like this place. It has cheap drinks, it has cheap food. I'd be like, oh, you know it, it's true and to it. Don't lie to her and say it's a new place you're trying to try. What does that get you? And him being like, I lied to her that I said this. Like you do not value any of these women that
Starting point is 00:09:31 you're dating if you are like the line that I use. And then explain the situation, huge red flag to me. I don't know what you told that owner but I don't think it was true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's that's that's that's tho. that's tho. tho. that's tho. that's thi. that's that's that's that's thi. that's thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's thr-I that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. that's that's the the. that's that's that's thrue. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's throooooooooo. that's that's think it was true because that is not something. To go out of your way to go there to talk to the owner to get someone fired I just don't like I'm like yeah that's that's not the response. That's their living. If anything I would I understand going like it going like going there like going to what I would do if I was this guy and I was this asshole I would go there and I'd be like, can I sit in that section please? And I would sit there and the waitress would come by, I'd be like, listen. Listen, I understand. I'm a duche. But like, please, don't mess this up for me. I'm, please, I'm, you can see I've got a system.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Like, please just don't, but this is the thing, the owner did fire this waitress for what she said. Now owners fire people for stupid-ass reasons all the time, but it's that he had already told this woman looking to try this new spot. We should... And told it to all the women. He told it to all him. He also, I want to say something, we already know he's an asshole, but earlier on he did say, I made reservation at this restr-aultermissue, that that th...... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, I made reservations at this restaurant with this girl that I actually liked. And we know that he goes there a lot. It's not just like occasionally every other month or every few weeks. He's there like every week. Well he already like set the stage of like this waitress who's been who gives me weird looks. Yeah. Like he's got an opinion opinion, he already had an opinion.
Starting point is 00:11:05 The manager also did not have that waitress's back. You're a team. You're working together. You should have her back. You should have, she should be able to stick. I don't know what the situation was, but she definitely shouldn't have been fired. Fordust, yeah.. No, that's, that's, that's, th. I I I I I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. th. th. th. th. the. the. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. theea. thea. the. No you didn't. That's like the way he worded that just like gives me the ick because it's like I feel like he just absolutely ripped her to shreds
Starting point is 00:11:28 unfairly. Yeah 100% because he lied. He's he's a liar. He's got embarrassed that he lied and he got caught. And you know what makes me laugh is like he's pretending this is his first time every time so he's like oh he's like oh this this thi this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this this this this this this this this this this is this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this th th th is th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi this this this this this this this this this this this thi Those are chicken tenders. Oh my gosh. It's crazy. What is the potato? This is a chili. And also I'm going to say, I'm going to say it's cheap food and cheap drinks, play.
Starting point is 00:11:55 So it's not this upper high food. It's fine dining. It's a beaches. It's beaches. Oh, it's a beaches. Yeah. But like you said, I think that the easiest fix to this is just being like, oh there's a spot I love. Yes. You want
Starting point is 00:12:09 to go. Now the waitress says that it's just like yeah dude I come here all the time. Yeah, I feel like that's like really sweet to me because it's like you want me to be a part of comes down to like if you lie you're going to eventually get caught. Yeah and also like yeah, you're lying to all the women you're dating, you definitely lie to the store owner. And like even anything that she would say to make him feel comfortable to make him feel like he has been there before, it would blow his cover. She'd be like, hi, how are you? Like that already he's madthat he got caught. So actually, yeah, she didn't say anything wrong. It's, it's, and if he was thinking ahead, and maybe I'm wrong for this, but like if he was cool to her and he was a regular and he embraced that, that out, I feel like helps his game.
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Starting point is 00:13:26 You're the butt face, you're gross for every single step of this. Stop being a liar, stop using women, and stop destroying people's livelihoods because your pee-pee is sad. Yeah, I mean, I just, I think the reaction of getting someone fired for that is just so over. 100% she shouldn't have been fired. You only should fire. I can't imagine. I can't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I' thi, I' thi, I' thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiii' thiiiiiii' thi' thi' thi' thi. thi, I'm thi, just, I think the reaction of getting someone fired for that is just so... I'm gonna say, she shouldn't have been fired. You only should fire, I can't imagine, it would have to be horrible. How long is she worked there too, you know, we don't know. Right, here we go. Am I the asshole for asking my ex-boyfriend to be my best man?
Starting point is 00:13:59 Ex boyfriends in quotations, so I don't know what that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that don't know what that means. Okay. Um, near the end of the year, I'm a 27-year-old male going to be marrying the love of my life, a 30-year-old woman. We have been together for four years now, and since I popped the question, we've been busy planning. One of the first things we decided was our bridal party. We both already knew exactly who we were going toldlde, no issues with each other's choices, at least at the beginning. My fiancé recently found out that I used to date my best man, who's a 26-year-old man, and is furious. I never told her he was my ex and that I had not only invited him but also wanted him in the
Starting point is 00:14:37 bridal party. The thing is, I never purposefully hid the fact that we used to date to date to date to date to date to date to date the the to date the the th date th date th date th date the th date th date that me thathe thathe that me thathe the fact that me that that that that that that thathe the fact that. that. I was that. I was thathe the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thathe thathe thathe thathe thathe thathe thathe thathe that. that that that that the that the the the theat theat theat thi that that thi. thi. the the the the that that the fact that we used to date from her. I just genuinely forgot. No you didn't. Now you didn't. We had been friends for years and we got on so well. We decided to give it a try and it just wasn't meant to be. We were together for less than a month and it wasn't really that different from how we were being friends except we made out and had sex sometimes. It was really, it was like the same. I have to actively be reminded of it and as it's not something I think about. When I look at him, I don't see an ex, I see my best friend of over 10 years. He was my friend for years before we dated and years after. I don't think it classes him as an ex and I don't think it should be it should mean he's excluded from my wedding but my fiance
Starting point is 00:15:28 is adamant that it's disrespectful to her that it's her wedding so she should get a say. I don't want to exclude him but if I knew she would react like this I might have just invited him as a guest. So am I the asshole? Edit to add to add because I've had this question question this question this question this question this question this question this question this question this question this question this question this question then pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me me to me to me to me me me to me to me me me me me me. to me. I to me. I. I. I. I. I to me. I to me. I to me. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe. I. I toe. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm to. I to. I to add because I've had this question pop up a few times, me and my best friend were 1615 when we dated. Okay, I think I've caused some confusion by using the word forgot. Yeah, yeah, it's not like it completely left my mind. It's just something I don't think about or crosses my mind without being reminded about it. And when I was reminded about it, I didn't see it as that significant. I now see that even if I didn't th th th th th th th th the I didn't th th th the I didn't th the I didn't th the I didn't the I didn't th th the th th th th the thi thi thi thi the thi the th. I the thi the the the thi th. I th. I th. I the the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm teateateateateateate. teate. te. te. te. te. te. te. today. today. the. I've the, I didn't see it as that significant. I now see that even if I didn't see it as significant, I should have still told my girlfriend. So yeah, like a handful of times a year, it would be brought up as a joke by friends while I'm out with them, but that's really it.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Okay. Yeah, I forgot. I forgot we had sex sometimes. There's people in my life that I have hooked up with for like a, like we tried it for like a couple weeks and I don't think about them, it was so long ago that I don't think, I don't know, that is it crossed my line. For context, it was, um, 20 years. It was 10 years. Ten years. It's still a long time. And they were in high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that that that that that's that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the their there's there's people, there's people, I was people, I was people, I was people, I was people, I was people, I was people th. Yeah, I was people, I was people. Yeah, I was th. Yeah, I's th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. the the the th. th. the the the th. there's people. there's people. there's people. there's people. there's people. there's people. there still a long time. That's still a long time. And they were in high school. Like, yeah, that changes my perspective a little bit. I do think it's strange that it wasn't brought up at any point.
Starting point is 00:16:53 It sounds like they were friends, so 15 or 16, if he's 27, so like they've literally, they started dating very early on, like a couple years into their friendship and then that's a lot of years after that things have stayed like kosher, but best man, I can understand why the bride to be would be like this guy that I, that you, like you're making your best man, like it might make them a little uncomfortable without knowing every single detail. Like I have a guy friend that you hooked up with, that you're making your best man, like it might make them a little uncomfortable without knowing every single detail. Like, I have a guy friend from high school. We were best friends and we dated for a month
Starting point is 00:17:33 and it just didn't work. And we're both like on our own, in our own lives. Like, I would invite him to my wedding, but not, I mean, obviously we're close, like, I just don't see that as like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, th.... that, that, that, that, that, th.. that, that, th. to. th. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. but I just don't see that as, like, I don't know, but 10 years of friendship is a long time. It's a long time. And it sounds like this is, this is his best friend. Yeah. Like it's not like, oh, that person that I dated and whatever, but like this is like his best
Starting point is 00:17:58 friend. Less than a month. The issue is that she didn't know about thi all. Yeah, it's, you know, it's important to, like when there are people in your life that you had a history with and you had a partner, like your partner should know, you know, they should have context. Yeah. So we have some comments here. Okay. You're the asshole. You don't forget about a romantic relationship with your best friend of 10 years. If it was a one-night stand with a stranger, sure, I can see that slipping the mind. Your fiance isn't buying your excuse, and neither are we. Someone else said, you're the assel
Starting point is 00:18:31 for not disclosing that you have a romantic history with your best friend. Had you been honest from the get-go, this likely would not have been a problem. From her perspective, you've lied to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to the to the the to to to the the to to the the said... I just want to say there's 10 years of memories in between that. Ten years of things that fights, exes, other things, other relationships, other friendships, 10 years that's so long. Last person said, still the fact that you never thought to tell her until now is probably shady to her. Why keep it a secret if it isn't a big deal?
Starting point is 00:19:06 Opie responded, it genuinely just never crossed my mind. It's never come up while she's been around. The most it's brought up is as a joke between me and my best friend when we are alone and I forgot about it by the time I get home. I never meant to keep it a secret from her but I to to to when it came up with my friend to tell her, I admit I fucked up here. I think it's weird that it's a joke between the two of them that they talk about a little bit. Because it sounds like it was experimentation. Because yeah, if you look at the time span, they've been friends for 10 years, so they were friends around six years when he started dating his bride, his fiance. So it's not quite as long of history, but like it is, I think it's really weird.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Like friends know, they're joking about it. And so I think it's really weird that it slipped his mind to tell her and that he needed to set a reminder to tell her next time a joke about it. Also when did he, how did she figure it out? He told her? Um, let's see. My fiance, he just says my fiance recently found out that I used to date my best friend. That sounds like he didn't tell him. I guess is another element here that early on in their dating because they've been dating for four years so he was 23 when she he started
Starting point is 00:20:30 dating her is there an element of maybe he was afraid to tell her that he was a. Of course. Yeah and so after a couple years then it's like oh yes you think he's in denial. No I don't think he's in denial I think early on in the relationship he was afraid to to be like. the the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the. the the. the the. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he's is is he's is he's is he's he's he's he's he. he's he's he's he's he's he's he a he a he a he a he a hea. he he he he he. he he's he. He's he. He's he. He's is is is is is is is is is is is is is is. He's is. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's is. He. He's. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he's he's he's he's t. te. te. te. te. He's te. He's te. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he the relationship he was afraid to be like, oh and by the way I hooked up with, like I dated my best friend. In the comments, OOP identifies as bisexual and she has always known that from the start. So never mind, like I didn't know if maybe he was hiding that, but no, no, so she knew that's tough. Yeah, I don't know what they do at this point. No updates. No updates. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So. th, I. th. th, I. th, I. th. th, I. th, I. th, I. th, I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. In th. th, th. In th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi at this point. No updates? No updates. Yeah, I think you just you disclose all past relationships, especially if those people are still in your life. Especially if you're going to marry that person. I mean, I feel very strongly that you should, if you guys are willing to marry each other,
Starting point is 00:21:21 all these kinds of conversations need to have already been had. Just like you guys need to already have had those those conversations. Yeah, anything that should have been under contention, yeah. I agree. Yeah. But friendship is, you know, yeah. That's tough. That's really tough. All right, we'll move it on. Ball rat. This is a 27-year-old man dating a 24-year-old woman that still sleeps with her th-o-o-old th-old-old-old-old-old-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in man dating a 24-year-old woman that still sleeps with her ex. Uh, okay, this comes from our relationship advice. I'm dating a girl and we have had sex multiple times. We have been dating for one month now, and a few days ago, she said she wants to try dating without sex, just so she can see how the chemistry is between us, and I complied.
Starting point is 00:22:03 She seems like an honest gal. She wants to meet other people, and that's normal. So yesterday, I was face-timing her and found out that she still sees her ex and has sex with him. I don't know how many times because I just didn't care to ask. I also don't have any feelings for her because of the length of the relationship. But this got me thi thi thin thin thin thin thin thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I too- too- too- too-soe, I too-s, I too-soe, I too-soe, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th. th. th. th. th. thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, the, the. theat. too-s, too-s, too-s, too-s, too-s, too-s, thean. too-s, thea. the. ththis got me thinking afterwards, maybe I'm a rebound. They broke up nine months ago, and she told me she had sex with 10 guys during this period, including me. I mean, this is a red flag, right?
Starting point is 00:22:32 I don't want her to be her rebound on her, or her safety net, or her emotional tampon. I was thinking maybe I should just ghost her and meet a new gal. Um, huh? Huh? It was like a, right? There was one thing he said, like, dip the toe into weird and then just a dive. Yeah, that's the end of the story. What? Can I have an opinion? Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:58 It seems weird. Okay. So, I'm, I am exploring the reality that he's saying some weird shit. But it might be, like, there might, there, there, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, shit, but it might like there might be she might be being dishonest Where she's dating this guy. She's sleeping with her ex. Doesn't want to have sex with her ex. their ex. their ex. Doesn't want to have sex with her the people. I don't know my brain went down a weird path, but also, did you hear him say I don't have sex with other people. I don't know, my brain went down a weird path. But also, did you hear him say, I don't have feelings for her? Yeah, that's weird. After one month in, and the other thing is,
Starting point is 00:23:30 he's 37 and she's 24. 27 and 24. Yeah, that's huge. I was like, uh, I do think, look, if you're dating someone for a month and they're like, oh, I'm still sleeping with my ex, it's like, you're probably, this probably is not like going to go anywhere. No, no, but you have to accept that. But that doesn't, so it sounds like if he doesn't want to be a rebound, he doesn't want to be just a side thing, like, then yeah, then yeah, he should move on. Right? Like, I mean, yeah, it sounds like, yeah, so you are exactly what you think you are. It's been a month. It's not even worth a Reddit post, dude. You don't have feelings for her. What are you? Just move on. And you're not having sex
Starting point is 00:24:10 with her. Just don't make Reddit your emotional tampon. Uh, some comments here. She wants her, she wants her ex's cock and you for the boyfriend stuff, those red flags aren't a circus dude. Oh God, I hate red it so much. Isn't that awful. Oh God, this is how they talk to each other on their hair. I wish I could like Scooby-Doo these people. You know what I mean? Like, take the mask? Take the mask off.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Who are you? You're not anonymous friend, but one that has to treat her like a girlfriend. Okay, we don't know the details of like what they are doing. We just know like that they're going on dates. Also, he agreed to this. Look, right. I mean, those comments are, I mean, look. It sounds very complicated and not worth anybody's time after a month of dating. I think ultimately the answer is like, yeah, don't go to Reddit, just just leave.
Starting point is 00:25:08 We have some updates here. Oh, but, update, update, update, update, update. What? One of you throws up. I'm just gonna end this. Just gonna tell her, this was not what I had in mind when we met. Good luck. I was never really into her anyways, and I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just just, just just just just just just just. I the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, just, just, just, just, just, just gonna tell her this was not what I had in mind when we met good luck I was never really into her anyways and I'm already talking to another chick I've used rubber but I'm gonna check myself before I'm meeting someone new just to be sure You should do that anyway my guy She just said she does not have any feelings for her ex blah blah blah I replied with if you have sex with your ex then there is a spark between you two. That's fine by me but that's a red flag for me and I
Starting point is 00:25:48 have to back away good luck okay and then the last update got a lot of messages asking for another update so here it is this gal called me and was very upset saying she still liked me and did not want to end things between us she said she really is over her ex and she will stop having a th for th. I said it does not matter, I'm just not going to risk it. I have to prioritize myself first and I can't risk going any deeper into this situation ship. Thank you for all your answers. Oh God. Like, okay, I think he's like kind of kind of self-soothing with like, I don't even like
Starting point is 00:26:21 her to somebody else. But like I think it's almost like an everyone, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, thi, to, thi, thi, thi.i. thi. to, thi. to to the to to to to to to to I'm just talking to somebody else. But like I think it's almost like an everyone sucks here situation because she's like she's doing what she did to her ex by saying wait no please like so she needs she needs to go work on herself too like they both they just they are both floating in space and they just bumped into each other a couple times they need to keep floating in space. Yeah yeah yeah no th it's it it it it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's just just just just just just th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's just th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. a couple times they need to keep floating in space. Yeah, yeah no it's like that's yeah this does not need all this complication. No and Reddit dude I did not need to get involved. I don't like the verbiage he used. Yeah it's a lot of weird verbiage. Yeah someone someone commented. I was going to say you seem like a cool dude and should just gracefully leave but then that ridiculous edit I didn't like her anyways and I'm already
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Starting point is 00:29:53 If you guys don't want to hear something like that right now, like save space, you can tell me we can skip it. Let's ride. I'm okay. Great. All right. All right. How I got back at a pushy guy on a bad first date. This comes from petty revenge. I don't like pettiness. I'm going to tell you right now. You don't like pettiness. No. Right now. Don't like it. Well, you're about to witness. I think so. When I was 18 years old, 10 years ago, I was doing the online dating thing. I live in the US and I'm about 15 minutes from the Canadian border. My date and I went to Canada together on a first date because I couldn't drink in the US, but could in Canada.
Starting point is 00:30:31 We wanted to go to a bar slash casino. He picked me up in his little sports car and we rode together through the border, crossing and to the casino. We played some games and had the games the games the games the games, the games,to a point where I was decently drunk and knew if I had any more alcohol I would be out of commission. I told my date I was done drinking and wanted to start heading home. Instead of listening to me he went and got to try and got to try and he handed me a big Long Island ice tea. Oh didn't take too kindly to that and got pushy. He told me, you have to drink it. I bought it for you. If you don't drink it, you're gonna make me waste money.
Starting point is 00:31:09 No matter how many times I told him no, he continued to push me on this. I got very frustrated and upset because I was alone with this pushy man in another country, We argued for a while and eventually I snapped and formulated a little plan. He agreed to take me home after I finished the drink. I took the drink from him and chugged it. We got into his car and started for the border. It's a- Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:32 She said, I took the drink and I took the drink and I took the drink and I choked it. It's important to note that this guy was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very thi thi that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the thr-----------------------------------------a' the the the the the the drink from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from the the the the the the the the the the much he loved it. I spent the whole drive ignoring him and focusing on keeping my sick stomach under control. My goal was to make it through the border crossing at least, which was proving pretty difficult. We did eventually make it through the border crossing and as soon as we made it back to the US, I turned in my seat to look him in the eyes and told him, I didn't appreciate how you forced alcohol down my throat after I repeatedly told you no. I know my limits and you ignored and disrespected me. I said I couldn't drink more for a reason. Then while maintaining direct eye contact with him, I started vomiting in his car. Oh!
Starting point is 00:32:16 I knew this was coming and specifically oriented myself to cause as much damage as possible. I threw up on the seat, the floor, the dash, et cetera. He was freaking out, and I just started crying and telling him this was his fault. And he could either take me home or let me out of the car now. But I will call the police if he doesn't proceed with one of the two options. He dropped me off at home and I never saw him again. Whoa. I love. I th th th. I said I didn't like petty, I like pet. That's not, that's not petty.
Starting point is 00:32:49 You did this, now this is the consequences of your actions. My stomach cannot take this. I know my own limits. This is what's happening. That's crazy to make eye contact. That's incredible. At 18. Yeah. I want to do it. Ugh. Dude, I hope... You did this? Oh! I hope her bravery has gotten her really far in life because, first of all, if that was my daughter, that is so dangerous to go on a first date with someone from a
Starting point is 00:33:26 dating up to another country, to a casino, to drink where you're typically in your own home underage. Like, she, so many things would have gone wrong. And that person isn't, that guy who's driving and controlled the situation, agreed to take the drink. Like, I'm like, wow, this, she is the biggest balls, I bet. Like, the fact that she drank that and was like, and chugged it. I'm going to fucking get this guy.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Yeah. And it sounds like it wasn't just like, no I don't want it. Okay. You have to drink it. No, I don gone very wrong. She, I'm very, I hope she's good and safe and happy, but like, oh my God. Some comments here. That guy tried to play a bad drinking game and he lost.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Someone else said, I'm laughing, wondering how coherent your statement actually came out. That's good. That's good. That's good. You are me, you know, it's gonna happen. B. O.P. responded to that saying, Lord knows it probably came out more like, you disrespects me, bar.
Starting point is 00:34:35 I like to think he got the message regardless. Eye contact while vomiting is a grade A power move. I don't think I've ever kept my eyes open while puking. Yeah, she's, she's an X-Men. Yeah, she's kind of kick ass. Like just vomit, just vomit, just vomit. Yeah, oh my god. He's probably terrified of her. Yeah, I have to drop her. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta be so nice. And I hope he never did that again. That's true. That's true. That's, that's the the the th th th th th that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's the that's the the that's that's the the that's the the that's the the the the the the the their. Yeah, the their their their their their their. Yeah, she's their. Yeah, she's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the. Yeah, th. Yeah, the the the. This is her revenge for this. Yeah. I gotta be so nice that. And I hope he never did that again. That's true. That's true. So you mentioned like at 18, she was like this.
Starting point is 00:35:11 O.P. said, I was very self-destructive when I was a teenager and I regularly put myself in dangerous situations. I feel I've worked through them and act much more responsibly. I definitely look back at this story and cringe at how stupid I was to get in that situation in the first place. Love growth. You're 18. 18, yeah, oh my gosh. The things I did, like I've done very similar to that before. I was a good Christian boy at 18.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Okay, moving on. Am I the asshole for telling a friend I did not want her to join my date and I for dinner? Okay. This is a 26-year-old woman. I have a friend, a 25-year-old woman, who I met in college, and although losing touch for a bit after college, I moved to the same town as her six months ago for work, and we've hung out quite a bit since then. I have kind of integrated into her friend group, five other girls not including us. Although I'm not as close with them as they are with each other, which makes sense seeing
Starting point is 00:36:11 as how they've known each other a bit longer. I was recently on a first date with a woman that I've liked for a bit, a 27-year-old woman. We were having coffee at a cafe and all of a sudden my friend walks up to us to say hi. Not a big deal, I know she comes here a lot and I introduced them. My friend is super nice to my date. At this point I hadn't told my friend this was a date. She knows I've dated women in the past, but I wasn't expecting her to realize this was a date because it could very well have just been a friend. Then she asks if she can join us. the tap. tap. toy. toy. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I is is is th. I is th. I is th. I is th. I is th. I's is the. I's the. I's tode. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. toda. toda. today. today, today, thr. I'm thr. I by this, as am I, and so I say, oh, I'm sorry, but Date's name and I are on a date right now. I'll see you later, though. My friend says, oh, I don't mind and sits. What the here?
Starting point is 00:36:52 I reiterate, more clearly, I'd love to hang out another time, but right now I'd like for it to just be date and I. She says okay and leaves. I thought it was the end of it. Not a big deal at all. I don't expect her to automatically know who I am or am not on a date with. I get a call from a different girl in the friend group that night who told me that my friend called her and was pissed off about it earlier. So I immediately called my friend and asked if we could tell her. She says it was rude of me to brush her off. the the the, the the, to. to. to. to. to. toe, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, toe, th, th, toe, toe, and I, toe, toe, toe, too, too, told, and I, and I'm, too, to me, to me, to me, and I, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, toe, toe, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, the, the, thr. I'm, thr. thr. I'm not thr. thr. thr. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. I am toe, thr. I am toe, to brush her off. It wouldn't have been a big deal to join us and her other gay friend lets her hang out with him and his boyfriend all the time. This friend is not a part of the friend group. I have never met him. This gets to me a little because I feel like the two situations are only being compared because her friend and I are both not straight. I tell her that because it was a date it's different and that she can't expect to join a, to, She keeps arguing and finally I get fed up and snap at her. Be fucking honest, if I was on a date with a guy,
Starting point is 00:37:48 you would have taken no for an answer and not had a problem and then hang up. She has not talked to me since then, but she told the entire friend group and they are now split. I know this because the friend who first to let me know what was going on and that they're sorry about what happened. The messages from the people on my friends, maybe former friend, I don't know, side, are making me second-guess myself.
Starting point is 00:38:14 I do get that I snapped at her phone and was rude at the end of our conversation. I don't think I'm wrong for not wanting her to join us, but am I the assel for the way I behaved at the end of her convo? I'm just kind of flabbergasted. I'm a little flabbergasted by like, oh you're on a date, oh don't worry about it, I'm cool. Yeah, what? Hey. And then to be angry when someone is like, no, you can't join us. Yeah, it was a first date too. Like it honestly doesn't matter. You should be able like if we were if we were going to coffee I should be able like oh no we actually are just it's just us too. Yeah I'm catching up with a friend right. We're doing our own thing. I just would never I'm flabbergasted by this friend's psyche in general because I would never if I if I bump into two people hanging out I'm not immediately I just like just like just like just like just like just like just like. I just like. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to they they they to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. two people hanging out, I'm not immediately, I just like, hey, can I join yet? Like, I'd talk, unless they invite me to join them.
Starting point is 00:39:09 I'm like, oh, I stumble upon you guys doing a thing. Yeah, that's fascinating. Yeah, and it's difficult too because like, there might be some truth to like a dynamic shift if she were on a date with a man but like as soon as you like bring up like like levels of like tones of homophobia and a friend group that will like fully rip things to shreds and like whether whether that person felt that way or not that friend is gonna be like oh my god I can't believe you're accusing me of that yeah but if that's what she felt you know it's tough when it gets real that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. true the the the. to to to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee like like like like like like thi. thi. that's what she felt, you know, it's just tough. It's tough when it gets, that's when it gets real serious. Yeah, I have never felt minimized.
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Starting point is 00:40:26 And that means, that means to me, I want you to either vibe check this person with me for a minute or I need help from this date. Right. Right. Literally. But no, never, yeah. Yeah, I feel like just any dynamic, any date. It sucks that the conversation got to a really a really to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to pull up. to pull up. to pull up to pull up to pull up to pull up to pull up to pull up to pull up to pull up to pull up to pull up to pull up to pull up up to pull up up a to pull up up to pull up to pull up to pull up up up up to pull up up up to pull up up up up up up up up up up to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the up. the the the the the the the the the the the the too.. the too. the too. too. too. too. it sucks that the conversation got to a really tough place To like a really serious place, but I Do feel like the the person who tried to join the date is just I think just a little bit unaware? Because like you can't yeah, like what is then what does that mean? Yeah, not the asshole you're on a date and politely told her that she couldn't join you? th? th, I? th, I? th, I? th, I? th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. th. the thi? the the thi? the the the thi? thi? thi thi thi thi thi thi the the thu-o-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu. thi thu. thu. thu. thu. took took took took took took tou took tou took tou took tou took too tou took too too tou tou to tou to tou to too then what what does that mean? Yeah, not the asshole you're on a date and politely told her that she couldn't join you
Starting point is 00:41:07 No reasonable adult would expect to intrude on a first date and get offended when they were asked to leave if she had a problem It was entirely in her own head Someone else said corporate life lesson 101 a single person does not join a two-person conversation without a clear invite this applies to business conferences Cocktail parties and fucking dates? Uh? Yeah. a? A. A. A? Yeah. A? Yeah. A. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the thi. the the thi. thi. thi. the thi, cocktail parties, and fucking dates, not the asshole. Yeah, it's literally so mind-blowing to me. There is an update. Oh, ooh. Okay, so the two girls who reached out to me and cited with me, just let me know that in the last few hours,
Starting point is 00:41:41 she's been saying stuff that pretty heavily implies that I'm not actually bisexual and I'm just straight. So I guess that explains a lot of it. They obviously were not okay with it as one of the girls is bisexual and has a boyfriend. They both left the group chat and still want to be friends with me. The other people in our group chat have said nothing to me, and honestly I don't need the drama.
Starting point is 00:42:03 chat have said nothing to me and honestly I don't need the drama. Silence says a lot. It sucks to realize a friend of mine felt this way about me for years, but I'm glad I at least know what was up now. And O.P. in the comments says, to be fair, I don't really blame her for the first part of the story. It's totally fine to be oblivious and I can also be super oblivious about stuff, but I'm glad to see the general consensus that I wasn't wrong about her, not being pissed about this, had I been on a date with a guy. Thank you for the response. I appreciate it in everyone's comments or making me feel a little bit more confident in
Starting point is 00:42:34 my actions. Yeah, that's... What, an update? That's crazy. That really turned that woman into an absolute... Yeah, I didn't want want then then But wow, that is so gross and like kind of been a fear of mine personally as someone who's queer. Like, I have a paranoia that people around me, my peers, my friends, or people that I love, like, might be like, she's straight.
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Starting point is 00:43:21 you are doubting this sexuality, not even your business, and so what, you wanted to watch this display for yourself and see if it was legitimate. That's, now I'm getting, now I'm taking it personally, as you can tell. But yeah, that sucks. I'm sorry. I'm glad that those friends came to her support too because the friends that are not saying anything are saying a lot. Yep, 100% yeah. Okay, okay. Okay, here. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. theee. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toeeeee. to. to. to. the. th 100% yeah. Okay. Here we go. This is on our dating advice. Don't think she realizes we've dated before. Huh? Say it again?
Starting point is 00:43:55 Don't think she realizes we've dated before. Oh no. That's rough. I've had these people already. I'll say this. Oh yeah. Oh goodness. I've been on hinge for six months and seen a couple of people, but nothing has happened for a while.
Starting point is 00:44:13 This week, I, a 28-year-old man, noticed a girl I've dated before about four years ago, a 25-year-old woman, as new here and thought, no, she did, and we've really hit it off th............. th. th. th. th. th. th. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. lo and behold, she did, and we've really hit it off. We messaged for a couple of days before she sent me her number to message. We've been up late at night, between work, texting, and last night, she even called me for an hour, and we had a good laugh. But I'm not sure if she realizes we dated before. She blocked me on Facebook and the thi I went out every weekend. But we've bonded more in the last
Starting point is 00:44:47 few days than we ever did before and I only go for a quiet drink every now and again now. The other night she mentioned doing something on Facebook but the other night she mentioned doing something if I had Facebook myself and sent me something off Tick-talk which we had a laugh about. I know not everyone has social media these days, but a few days in, you'd think she'd have had a bit of a stock or asked around social media. Right. She's suggested we go on a date next Friday because that's the soonest date she's free around work, uni and prearranged plans, so I'm wondering how and when do I drop the bomb we've dated before, but I've also got to keep her interest for another eight days, although that seems less concerning right now. I genuinely feel like we could
Starting point is 00:45:28 work this time, now we're both older and more mature, but I'm worried she'll spook, or maybe she does know but is also hesitant to bring it up. How can she not know? Yeah, like she has to go and be like, oh I haven't blocked on Instagram. Yeah, I would definitely early on, I, in the messaging on the app, yeah, I'd be like, wait, you don't remember me? Like, hey, we dated, like, and the way you dated, like,
Starting point is 00:45:53 and the way you played is like, you know we've dated before, you know we just like keeping, I thought we were just not going to talk about it. Yeah, and you're thinking he could call her. Oh, it's a phone call. Oh, it's a phone call. Yeah. I think, I thi, I thi, because, because, because, because, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th.... that's, th. It. It's, th. that's, th. that's, that's, that's, th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I. I. I. your in person, that feels a little dismanipulative tone. Yeah. But I think for me, like if I was on her end and they call and like, hey, like, I'm excited
Starting point is 00:46:34 for our date, but I just want to check. Like, you know we've dated before, right? And I'm like, yeah, like, we're both different people. I used to go out every weekend and I would be like oh like this is great so it's like there's also a possibility that we have a chemistry that can work and that would make me even more comfortable even more like ready to go on a date again. One of the comments here you should have brought it up on that first phone call now it seems weird that you didn't bring it up now. Your best bet is to play it off like you didn't realize at first that you dated before either. Act like you just figured it out. You know, this is funny, but I just
Starting point is 00:47:08 realized we actually went out before about four years ago and just see how she reacts. Yeah, maybe she knows it too and won't spook, but if she does, it's better to find out now so you won't waste. That's kind of how I feel like the eight days of keeping her interest might be a waste. Opie responded, the first message I sent on Hinge started with, I hope you've been keeping well on purpose, but I'm not sure if she caught on. He also said, I also look and sound no different to how I did then, and have really distinctive, brightly colored tattoos in my photos, which I had back then, so I don't know how she couldn't possibly know.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Wow, as someone said, wow, that's one way to break the ice. Good luck, buddy. Yeah, it is shocking that she's not. I think she knows. But we don't know that she doesn't know. But there is an update. Three hours ago? Three hours ago? It's fresh!
Starting point is 00:48:06 As of filming this? You had already picked this. It's still warm? I think my update comment got lost in the sea of replies, but we texted until late again, and before we went to bed, I asked if I could call her, but made a point, it wasn't because I planned on being said she thought she'd seen me in passing on a night out. I explained what went wrong
Starting point is 00:48:26 and we addressed why things should work out better this time, and she seemed to agree. She even joked, could this not have been something that could have been said over text, to make light of the situation, and then the quick phone call turned into an hour again. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and tho, oh, oh, and tho, and tho, and tho, and the the the the the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and, and, and, and, and, and th, and, and, and, and th.................... Oh, and, and, and, and th. Oh, oh, oh, and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, oh, oh, oh, that, that, that, that, that, that, the. thean, thean, that, that, that, that, and that,. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. I knew it. Did I hear open and honest communication? Finally, did I hear radical honesty? Finally, I love it. It makes me feel more comfortable when I know that I know you. Yeah, right. So Chance, you said you've, you experience this?
Starting point is 00:49:00 Did you say that? Yeah, I have experienced this. With people who are like, and I was on the other end of it, I didn't remember? And it was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, did like, did like, did like, did, did, did I, did I, did I, did I th, th, th, did I th, did I th, did I th, did I th, th, th. Did I th. Did I th. Did I th. Did I th. Did I th, th, th, th, th, the, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, people who are like, and I was on the other end of it, I didn't remember. And it was like, yeah, we've, less dating, but it was like, yeah, we've slept together. We've gone home together, and I'm like, oh. Yeah, we do. And how was it? And how was that? And how was that? I'm not weirded out by it. They're like, yeah, I knew, and I'm not, I wasn't weirded out by it. I'm like, oh, okay, great, now we're here. We're here now. I'm a different person, you're a different person
Starting point is 00:49:30 than we've learned, we've grown. I love it. Funny, all right. I did have one guy. I had one guy that I had slept with. I started dating tha tha tha tha tha the the the the the the guy. I'm the guy. I'm the the the the the the the tha. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thathing. I'm thathing. I'm that. I'm thate. I'm thathea. I'm that. I'm thoer. I'm tho. I'm here. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thee. the. the. with, and then I started dating this other guy, the messy, I started dating this other guy and then the guy I'm dating brings this guy around and he's like, this is my friend, and I don't remember that I've slept with his friend, but his friend knows apparently. And then the guy I'm dating, started cheating on me with the guy that I've slept with, and then they go off together. And I'm like, they, they, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. thin, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, the the th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th th th th th th th th thr-a. the. th the. the the the thr-I'm, the the the the. the the. th guy that I've slept with. And then they go off together and I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? So I like, look him up his thing and then I'm like,
Starting point is 00:50:06 oh, I remember these pictures. I've slept with you actually. Oh, no. Wow. Triangle? There you go. There you go. the the tri. Oh, here we go. Last story. If someone had told me that downloading Tinder would lead to me drawing a man a bath and checking him for a hernia, I would have laughed.
Starting point is 00:50:32 What? Read that again. If someone had told me that downloading Tinder would lead to me drawing a man a bath and checking him for a hernia, I would have laughed. This comes from our dating. Okay. Is this Benjamin Button? Okay. Weirdest date ever. I just said Benjamin Button really fine. Weirdest date ever, that's all I can say.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Not a first date, but still weird. He, a 44-year-old man invited me, a 31-year-old woman to meet him at a coffee shop because we both had work we needed to do. After a few hours, we stand up to leave, and he mentions that he injured himself earlier in the day. Wouldn't you know, he can't stand up, and he can barely walk. Now, I'm not a petite woman. I'm 5-8. I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm 5, I'm, I'm, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th not like he's the mountain or anything and he's built like a little jack rabbit. So I help him, he's like a mountain or anything and he's built like a little jackrabbit. So I help him up and help him to his car, but he's still struggling. I offered to make him dinner if he wanted to come over because I had been marinating some chicken anyway.
Starting point is 00:51:39 He accepts and we head back to my house. It's worth saying that I have a three-floor townhouse with lots of steps. It's also worth saying that I have a tendency to be clumsy and so I have all sorts of ace bandages, crutches, to help him stand without using whatever was injured and start cooking the house. I set him up on the couch, bring him water and a heating pad, a pillow to hold him for sneezing, coughing, crutches to help him stand th......... And th. And th. A, th. A, to help, th, th, th, th, th, th, to help, th. I, th. I, th. I, thus, thus, thus, to help, thus, to help, to help, thus, and, and, to help, to help, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I, and, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t te. t t t t thea. thea? thea he chimes in with, I promise I'm not trying to show you my dick, but can you look at this? What, no? Wouldn't you know, there's a weird bump near his groin? So now, what was a pulled muscle might actually be a hernia? I offered to take him somewhere, but he refuses. Instead, he asked me to wrap a compression wrap around the bump. What? Eventually eventually, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. What? What? What? What? What? What? th? the th? th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, th. th. the the the the the the th, th, th, th, the the th, th, the th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, the th, th. th. thi? try, try? try? try? tryi. tryi. tryuu. tryu. tryu. tryeea. try. try. try. try. a compression wrap around the bump. What? Eventually, I asked him if a warm bath would make him feel better, and he says that it might. Trouble is, he can't really go from sitting to standing all too well, so I drew him a bath and thrown,
Starting point is 00:52:31 so I drew him a bath and sat there the whole time. I jokingly throwing a colorful, sparkling One I met off tinder. I felt his groin for a hernia. I compression wrapped said groin. This man has absolutely tested the limits of my domesticity. And I actually didn't mind. We've been seeing one another since December and I'm kind of in love with him. Edit. He got checked out. The lump was from the swelling of a torn muscle. Still not good, but not as bad as a hernia. Okay, so it wasn't a hernia. Thank God. Uh, I don't know what to say about that one. What in the world? Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:17 At least she found love. Yeah. She did the most. She found love in a broken ass. She found love. Someone commented, I already have tinder and now I just need to lift the heav the heav the heav the heav the heav the heav the heav the heav the heav the he the he the he the he the he the he the he the he the he the he the he the he the he the he the most. She did love in a broken ass. She found love. Someone commented, I already have Tinder and now I just need to lift the heaviest of weights without proper form and I'll be on my way to find a wife. Someone else said, awesome story. I hope you two kids make it to the finish line. Ope responded, that would be nice if we did. But other way, he's already enriched my life and I'm thankful for whatever time we have together. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I I the. I the. I th. th. th. th. I th. I th. th. th. th. I th. I th. th. the th. the the the the the asshole? Yeah, it was one of them the asshole. Someone else said, if he doesn't wife you, I will rage. She really did the most and then more. She drew him, she was like, shall I draw you a bat? Yeah, that's who you want to get old with right there. This post was from last year and in a more recent post,
Starting point is 00:54:05 OP responded, I used Tinder and met my partner of two years. So they're still together. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A guy I met off Tinder one time. We were talking and he asked me to cut his hair.
Starting point is 00:54:22 And I was like, this was the first date. First day he asked me to cut his hair because I cut hair and I was like this is the first date first day he asked me to cut his hair so I go over and I like cut his hair was really weird and then I was like okay you got to clean up the hair because I don't want to clean up your fucking hair and I was like thrown the toilet and I was like just don't flush it down the toilet yeah yeah this bitch this bitch this now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's now he's now he's now he's now he's got he's now he's he he's now he's now he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he was he he was he he he was got he was got th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th he's got got he's got he was got he was he he he he he's like, um, I clogged the toilet. And I was like, bro, I literally told you not to put it down the toilet. So funny. He didn't listen. Oh, God. Red flags.
Starting point is 00:54:50 And then I had my friend call me and be like, can you please come pick me up? Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming. Well, these have been all over the place, but we ended on a sweet note, so that's nice. Yeah. Thank you both for being here. Thanks for having this. Of course.
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