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Episode Date: November 18, 2023Just some comfy guys talking about silly stories. 0:00-1:29 Intro 1:30-8:35 I controlled my neighbor's TV https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/176z88r/i_controlled_my_neighbours_tv_for_6_mont...hs_from/ 8:36-13:33 A barmaid laughed at my drink order https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/171kjeq/a_barmaid_laughed_at_my_drink_order/ 13:34-23:49 Toupee Exposé https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/171hchw/toupee_expos%C3%A9_i_f23_have_come_to_find_out_that_my/ 23:50-32:53 I yelled at my husband over bread https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/16nqnyd/aita_for_yelling_at_my_husband_over_bread/ 32:54-41:55 I ordered my nudes to my parent's house https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16ltd1b/tifu_by_accidentally_ordering_my_nudes_to_my_very/ 41:56-46:55 My vasectomy gave me superpowers https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/17ai3ez/got_a_vasectomy_now_i_have_a_superpower/ 46:56-58:31 I started a rumor that turned out to be true https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/17dz3dx/i_started_a_nasty_rumor_about_someone_back_in/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/ Noah Grossman // https://www.instagram.com/noahgrossman214/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Kevin Plachy Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back to more dumb Reddit.
I'm Shane and our guest today. Keith and Noah. Man, solid duo. Shocked this has not happened yet.
How you guys feeling? I feel great. Can we just, we matched but not on purpose.
Yeah, it always happened. It's like our periods are synced. I don't like that.
This is where we're starting. Noah, I know you at least used to be on Reddit a lot. I remember you were
kind of the first person who told me about Reddit years ago and then I kind of got hooked
on it unfortunately. Yeah, back when we first were working at that company that is so happy
they're dead. They used to tell us to do work and then I used to not do it and instead go on Reddit and then tell everyone about what I was reading. But now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. their. their. th. th. th. th. their. th. th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, I's, I', I', I'. th. th. the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and, and, I, and, and, I'm, and, the, th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, go on Reddit and then tell everyone about what I was reading about.
But now ever since the show I've like stopped doing Reddit because it's more fun to watch
the show than to go on the Reddit. Yeah, I like to think that we sacrifice by actually reading
Reddit and then we just give people the fun stories to hear and they don't have to do the rest of it. And Keith, you don't go on Reddit. Yeah, I I I got some weird ones today.
I think a lot of these were picked based on the titles being really funny.
I think these are gonna be fun for you guys.
So, all right, let's begin.
This comes from our confession.
I controlled my neighbor's TV for six months from my phone and made him sell the TV.
Now I regret it. Last year, I had an asshole neighbor who always would be playing
loud music, be rude to everyone and not pick up his dog's shit when they would go
for walks right outside the building. The dog had a barking problem too,
but I'm not hating on the dog. One evening I had problems with the internet and for shit's and giggles I tried to connect to my neighbor's Wi-Fi with a password. Zero, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Guess what? It connected. The same evening at 11 p.m. I started hearing shitty
drum and base from my neighbor's apartment as usual, and all of a sudden I see a pop-up up appear on my phone. I TV-casted YouTube app, as long as both devices are on the same Wi-Fi network.
You have full control of TV YouTube on your phone.
Pause, play, volume, skip video if it's a playlist, choose a different recommended video, etc.
At first I did not realize what the pop-up was and I just thought what the fuck is this. I tho-po-po-p the the thought, what the fuck is this? I thought my phone was glitching. There were options like pause, forward,
volume, etc.
I pressed pause and all of a sudden
there was silence in my neighbor's apartment.
After a few seconds, the music started again,
and I saw that the play button turned to a
pause button again on my phone.
I pressed pause again. and behind the wall I hear, what the fuck? I cannot describe the feelings I had in that moment.
My facial expression must have looked like
that Chris Pratt meme from Parks and Rec.
Oh, snap!
The music started playing again, and again,
I pressed pause.
Now I'm hearing grunts and profanities from my neighbor.
I could feel his confusion and anger through the walls.
I had never felt so much power in my life.
God, Universe, or whatever you want to call it,
had blessed me with a gift.
I kept fucking with him that evening.
Pause, skip video, turn the volume up and down.
He tried turning TV on and off,
logging in and out of his YouTube account,
and nothing seemed to work.
He was so pissed off. Ah, it was the first time I was happy that the walls in our building were so thin. This went on for days.
It turned out he mostly used YouTube on his TV to watch videos, podcasts, even to play music.
He was going completely insane.
He did switch to Spotify, I'm guessing, for music.
But still, every time he wanted to watch a podcast or some videos, I was there,
ready and waiting for him to feel my wrath. Throughout the next few months, I heard him call customer support multiple times, making
him reset the TV to factory settings, logging in and out of the YouTube app, countless
times.
Sometimes I would stop messing with it for a couple of days to give him false hope.
Then all of a sudden, when I hear him watching some comedy podcast that he's enjoying,
I would start playing another video for him. He would literally scream. Long story short, after six months of this,
as I'm walking down the hallway one day,
I saw a random couple carrying the TV out of his apartment
and him holding cash in his hand.
I drove him to sell the TV and buy a new one.
At that moment, I felt bad and started to regret my actions.
Felt kind of childish about the fact that I had been doing this for six for six for six for six for six for six for six for six for six for six for th.
felt kind of childish about the fact that I had been doing this for six months. Wow. That's pretty funny. Don't make your password zero, one, two, three, four, five,
six. That's, yeah. The craziest thing is that's the first time this has happened to him.
He needs to check his bank account. I know, wow. True, true. I need to change my passport from one, two, three, four, five, six, I just feel like, I feel like I would get suspicious
that someone's connected to my Wi-Fi.
Because I've had that kind of happen
where my Bluetooth speakers start playing something else.
And I'm like, oh, someone accidentally connected to my speakers.
Really? Yeah, which is not as big of a security risk, like that can happen. That only happened like once.
But I'm like, oh, it's someone around, but that guy never assumed.
But he also waited six months.
That's so long.
He really dealt with that.
But also, it's like, it's a TV.
It's expensive to replace.
So he's probably like, shit.
Listen, TVs are expensive. But I when I moved into my new apartment two years ago, I was shocked and I'm sure they're having some crazy sale
I got like a 40-inch TV for like $220.
Oh, yeah, you can get good deals if you get him at the right time.
Now with that being said, it does monitor me all the time.
Yes. And it feeds me ads, but it was the today.
It was real cheap. He didn't say what videos he was playing. See, like, if it was me, no matter what videos he's watching,
no matter what he's doing, I would just always switch it
to the music video for Who Let the Dogs Out.
Just, just endlessly.
Just, just all the good.
I would pick one video and it would just be that.
Wow.
And then him explaining that to customer support, like, yeah, the TV, it keeps keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps it keeps to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to switching to who let the dogs out. That's crazy. I would, what I would do, I would record my own videos, unlisted, right?
Unlisted videos, and then play them and he can never find them again.
He's like, how do I look this up?
How do I do it?
And it's me from like the future, right?
Horrible. Just screw with him. Yeah. Some comments here. Look at it this way. Some couple got a nice secondhand TV.
OP responded, and for a discount, thank you, never looked at it that way.
Someone else said, but now you can't control his TV, maybe you should have only used it when the need
arose.
He said, I just was not ready to wield so much power.
I did think about it after the fact, like I could have literally made him question reality. For example, press pause only when he goes to the kitchen or skip video every time he says a certain word. Yeah, the walls were that
thin and the f-f-er talked loud. I can, someone else said, I can see for a few days, maybe a few weeks,
but six months? That is some top-tier level commitment, sir. At least you realize what you were doing is childish, but don't do it again. You got a good laugh in, plus you mentioned they played loud music slash drums at 11 p.m.
slightly justified in my opinion.
Opie responded, the dude was a complete asshole.
Half of the building was complaining about him,
but yeah, it does not really justify my actions,
L-O-L.
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But see, this is the thing.
The guy's not changing his Wi-Fi password.
So his next TV, he could connect,
I see that's where you could get real fun.
Uh-huh.
I think I got a business idea.
Right. I can get TVs half off. You know what, the guy who actually started controlling the other guy's TV, he actually sounds
like a really good person.
I think he's just, like he said, he doesn't want to wilt the power or whatever, but he sounds
like a very level-headed person.
Like, you know, I don't know. I don't know.
It could have got real bad. I want to get to know him. Are you scared of them finding your Wi-Fi password?
No, I just feel like he's a cool person, you know?
Like he's like, you know, I know I was wrong,
but like, I can fuck with that, that's cool.
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Okay, next story.
This comes from petty revenge.
A bar made laughed at my drink order.
I was on holiday with my son, who's 14, and we were watching football in a bar in
the evening. I don't really drink, but do enjoy a cocktail while on holiday.
The server came by and asked if we wanted drinks.
I asked for a pinna collata, and she snickered a little at the order and kind of laughed out
and, okay, then walked off to make it.
This annoyed me a little.
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of her death to remember her. She looked horrified and tried to shuffle off quickly, so I asked
her for a cocktail stirrer, so she had to come back again. When she came back, I took a sip from the straw, kissed my hand and pointed to to to to to to to to the to the to to the the to the to the the the to me, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, Iu.eckeck.a, Ia, Iaugheckeck.a, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia,a, trau.au.au.a, tr theau.au. the the the the the the the the straw, kissed my hand and pointed to the sky, trying to look sad. She was so visibly uncomfortable, I had to stifle my own laughs.
She noticeably avoided our table multiple times after this.
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The name is funny though.
Yeah, he got her.
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Oh, my, that's what it's just a chicken finger?
But they call them chicken crispers.
Wow, it's so that it's not on the kids menu.
Yeah.
But they're so good.
They're so good.
Yeah. It was like a thing in our household every Sunday we go to Applebee's after church. And I'll never forget like ordering Shirley Temples all the time.
Even until like adulthood I would order Shirley Temples, but I didn't realize that it was actually supposed to like, it's the one's that don't have alcohol in it right.
It's like the... Is it supposed to have alcohol?
But this is the... No, no, because I think it's a, isn't a dirty Shirley that has stuff called?
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You were just ordering Shirley Temples
even though you're over 21.
Yes, yes, and I didn't know you can put alcohol in there.
That's not that bad, though.
I mean, but no, like, I like to like have fun.
So I just, they were like, you know, it's supposed to be like a dirty one and I'm like, hold on what, that's a thing? It just, I don't know, I'm messing up. I feel like I missed out.
The comments, wait, like in quotations,
as if the son is saying it.
Wait, dad, grandma died?
No, June.
And then someone responded, no, no, ju-and then,
and then someone to the farm to deal with jerky people. No need to get loud and yell at someone just embarrass the shit out of them. Someone said my younger brother is a
big guy, I mean big. He has a shaved head, many tattoos, swears like a
sailor and looks pretty scary really. He also really likes a cocktail. Years ago,
too many, he took me out for my 30th birthday. We had a lovely meal, then we went to sit at the bar. They, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the. I the. I the. tode. tode. toda. toda. toe. toea. toda. toda. the toda. the. the. the. the. had a limited time seasonal cocktail called a pear drop or a peer drop or
pair drop. Can't even remember what was in it, but they were bloody good. We were both
wankered by the time we left. He's not remotely bothered or ashamed by what others might
think. Enjoy your cocktails, guys. Life is far too short. Also fair play to you O.P. That was a stunning
a stunning slap back. And lastly someone someone said, Me, minding my own business while wearing all black clothing,
random stranger, you'd look so much prettier
if you wore some color.
Me, I just came from a funeral ma'am.
Not really, but the look of mortification on her face
was worth the sin of the small lie.
Yeah, man. No, don't judge people for their drinks. Yeah, thii from relationship advice. Ooh we got you. Yeah,
we freaking know. Here we go. Tupay Exposé. I, a 23-year-old woman, have come to find out
that my boyfriend, who's 26, wears a tupe and hasn't told me. Oh, oh no. Oh, no.
Oh no.
It obviously is a really good tupe.
It obviously is a great one.
Need help figuring out how to react, changed ages slightly to stay anonymous.
I recently have come to the conclusion that my boyfriend is wearing a tupe
and hasn't told me about it.
I started finding hair that was clearly fake around the house and felt his hair for the first time. He usually shies away from letting me touch it touch it touch it touch it to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toupe and hasn't told me about it. I started finding hair that was clearly fake around the house and felt his hair for the first time. He usually
shies away from letting me toucest it and it was clearly a wig. As a black
woman I'm very familiar with what fake hair thi and he is definitely wearing a tupe.
In addition, he only takes baths around me with the exception of a single shower where he came out with dry hair. I've also only been to his house once,
and the bathroom looked like it had been cleaned up,
specifically before I got there.
I've talked about my fake hair with him before,
and he's never even looked like he's considered telling me about his.
It feels like a breach of trust
after knowing each other for so many months
that he can't just tell me. How should I approach this? Edit, for those wondering, the problem isn't that he wears a tupe.
It's that he won't talk about it or acknowledge it,
despite how open I've been about my fake hair with him.
Oh no.
I think I feel bad, but why it's a little funny to me is that I'm like as a guy like it's okay to be bald like it's I mean it's okay for anyone to be bald but like societally it's not even
like a thing I feel like he's a 20 he's a late 20s man there's tons of
bald dudes out there just but I'm I now I'm picturing just a very
very I'm laughing because I'm picturing a wig that is very clearly fake like just a. Like, just a wig that does not match the guy, like an emo wig.
It's backwards.
It sounds like, babe, what's your strong?
Sorry.
And the day before it was like a full afro?
It's different every day.
It's a completely new haircut.
He's just like, yeah, my hair is crazy. Oh my hair is down to my the tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. the. thi. that. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. It's, th. It's just, th. It's just, th. It's just, th. It's just, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. I. I. I. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, thin. the. the. the. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi th thi th th thi thi thi thi. th that's why my hair is down to my waist.
I have a friend actually who, so, just walk with me.
So one day I get a text message from one of my friends, it's a link of a viral YouTube
video, right?
And one of my friends who was balding actually got a man like a wig, like a lace front.
The video had like five million views in such a short amount of time.
And like, it looks really, really good.
It looked good and we all knew it was fake,
but it got to the point where he left it on too long.
And he tried to die it.
No! You gotta take the wig off.
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hey man, I think it's time to let it go.
But it's like, it looks really good
and I supported it from a distance.
I never seen it in person,
but like from what it looked like,
the video probably has like 20 million views now.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, man.
And different friends reached out to say, hey man, you see so and so in this two video? I'm like, yeah, I've seen it. My cousin has, I'm not trying to call out my cousin, but the other side of my family
has early baldness and it is something where I think, and there's many reasons that people bald
early, like one is obviously just genetics or hormones or something, but also like you can't have alopecia or like, the thi. it is a legitimate thing like a real insecurity
that people have and like obviously it's not one that I've had to deal with
but I do think that it's it is funny for me because the juxtaposition in my
mind is your partner is someone that you should hopefully be as open as
possible with and then also your partner is a black woman who is very openly teling you that like like the to be the the the to be..... I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. thin. the thin. the th. thin. thin. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It's is th. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the the the thr. It's the thee. the the the. the the. the. the. the the. the. the. It's the. It's them and she's aware of it. So it's just funny to be like, no, uh-uh, not at all.
And like you're talking to the expert here.
They're missing an opportunity to go wig shopping together.
Whoa.
See, that's the problem, but I wish she would reach out to him.
Because she could actually teach him some techniques. No, because he's probably got good glue. That would hurt. I think I feel bad for him.
I mean, I do feel bad for him because the only thing worse than like having an insecurity
is desperately trying to like hide it and and that's such a struggle day in and day out for people.
And I'm sure it would be so freeing for him to know that she's like, hey, I don't care.
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And so for him to be able to like not worry about that
would probably be so great for him.
But that's, I feel bad for him that he's trying so hard to,
to not even let your partner be able to like,
touc, that's gonna eventually have to tell her. Yeah, eventually. But like my thing is what else he got to hide?
You know, he's hiding way more than that.
What he hiding under the toupe?
That's what it is.
The tupe is a front.
Uh, some comments here.
I think it is hilarious that someone who wears wigs it's that he isn't vulnerable to talk about it, which
had 25 down votes.
I get that it's like it's up to him and it's his journey to like, but it, yeah, I understand
the position also that she's in where she can obviously tell, but she can't call him out on it and that's, but I, but I think, yeah, going back I just, I, the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, th, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thin, thi, thi, thi,... But I think, yeah, going back, I just, I...
The thing is she's just trying to tell him like,
hey, I'm attracted to you regardless of that.
So, but I get that it's tough.
Yeah, it is, and obviously, because we don't deal with it,
because I know a lot of people,
especially growing up were like, you would have no idea until they show you,
you know, I know them for two or three years
and they'll pop out like four teeth
that are in different spots and you don't know that it's like,
really, and I can understand how
I can understand how it's unfortunate
that the way that it's not fully communicated. I think in the post what O.P. is trying to say, or at least how I am interpreting it.
That's true.
You know, she wants to say, I think it's weird that he can't be vulnerable with his partner
when I'm trying to give him the space to open up.
And I think that it's getting a little clouded in her trying trying trying trying trying try try try try try try try. That's true. She's just like, hey, I want to establish trust in this relationship. I get that, because it is tough when you know your partner's not telling
you something. Yeah. But they seem that they're early on in their relationship, I think. So.
My take is just that this guy will feel better once he is honest with his partner. He will feel better because he'll be like, oh, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to th. th. to th. to to to the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, the. the. the. to, to, to have to hide this. It reminds, I like to my own personal take is like I
used to wear lifts in my shoes and they didn't do much it added like an inch of
height. You did? Yeah. When he said that to me I had no idea. Yeah, well they were
like massive. They were like crazy. It was like crazy. It was forever ago. I stopped wearing them pretty early on when I got here, and I felt so much better.
Yeah.
I felt better just be like, yeah, I'm short.
And okay.
And then I like, I don't know, you can't really love yourself
until you really like accept it.
Some other comments here.
I wouldn't call it a breach of trust.
It sounds more like he may not trust you enough yet to admit something so personal. If he had a weird toe but always use socks, you wouldn't find
it so strange, I guess. Some men are very insecure about balding and feel less of a man
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comment was great and it's something for me like I don't experience baldness and
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like, you know. See, what's funny is like they talk about like they are less of a man. I only attribute
baldness to like, really male people. Actiole. Yeah. It's literally like Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, the rock. I don't know. In fairness to him, fake hair on women is seen, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. T, th. T, they're, they're, they're, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi. that's thin, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, fake hair on women is seen as a lot more socially acceptable. I'd be a bit bummed that he didn't feel like he could tell me, I would maybe consider
it like a yellow flag, but it wouldn't be a gigantic deal to me.
Someone said, bald guy and not sure what to tell you.
But I long for a day where dudes wearing wigs is acceptable.
I want to Fabio my shit up without getting laughed out of every room of people I know.
That is a true, I didn't think about that.
I didn't think about that.
It is strange how it is seen in a certain way.
Yeah.
That's like almost everything now.
I feel like a lot of the norms are being like washed away, you know.
That's what's good.
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stories, which is just like someone's body is their business.
Yeah.
What do you want to do?
And like maybe it's not even about like that he's insecure about being bald.
Maybe he just truly likes doing that.
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How about this one?
You know, that'd be cool.
I mean, my girlfriend colors my hair because she can't do it to her own.
Yeah.
Looks good.
Thanks.
All right.
Let's move on.
This comes from am I the asshole for yelling at my husband over bread?
Uh, info, my husband is a duck.
Uh, info, uh, my, is your husband a duck or Jesus?
Um, okay. Whenever I buy something out of the ordinary with a specific dinner purpose in mind,
my husband manages to find it and eat it.
I am sure if I was planning to bake something and bought yeast,
I would come home to find him completely distended and surrounded in empty yeast packets.
I usually stick to the same grocery list every week,
and I feel like if I buy something out of the ordinary that is clearly an ingredient for a larger meal,
he could at least ask before devouring it. Last night, I bought two baguettes,
which I have only ever purchased to make French bread pizza for him and our kids.
I bought these at 11 p.m. and they were not even here 12 hours when I saw them on the counter,
with the first six inches ripped off of each loaf,
scanned the house and saw my husband chewing.
If it had been one loaf, okay, if he had used a knife, maybe. But the fact
that he didn't ask if they were going to be for dinner and then ripped the top off of
both of them, like that final boss bloater in the last of us that lumbers out of the hole and
rips the guy's head off. This is unforgivable. He insists, I already taking on the burden of grocery shopping and cooking, and at least he can do is ask, am I the asshole here?
No, anyone who rips the tops off of two baguettes? What the fuck?
Yeah, a baguette has two ends. If you really like the end, get to take the other end of the baguette. Yeah, that's insane. This is the most French problem I've ever heard in my life.
Oh my God, came home, you took off two halves, two separate baguettes.
Yeah, my French husband eats all our baguettes.
Okay, there's an edit from OP where she added more details.
Some pertinent information.
We have two snack cabinets that he is free to snack from, not to mention whatever's in the fridge. The bread was in a cabinet with mostly ingredients.
There was regular sandwich bread for the taking that was unharmed.
For those who have stated that this is raccoon-like behavior, it really does feel like I am running
a wildlife rehab operation.
But the only patient is a 37-year-old software programmer. To the dude who said that my husband is going to leave me for another woman who will, to be, you're still bitter about how things ended with Sheila without telling me you're
bitter about how things ended with Sheila.
I wonder if...
Jesus, Christ.
I wonder if she looked at that person's account and found like, yeah, I'm just a thia'eat
she's like,
hey, just ask real quick.
Just like, go, can I eat this?
That's not that hard.
Let's talk about it.
You know what I mean?
Ask me.
Just ask.
Her describing her 37-year-old software programming
husband as a raccoon in a wildlife refuge is exactly what I imagine it's like.
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I'm kind of like a raccoon, I think.
I would just, I would do that.
You guys wouldn't just like pull a baguette out and eat some.
A baguette is delicious.
A fresh baguette, so good.
Oh no, you get a little thing of olive oil, put some balsamic vinegar in thia in thia in th.
of olive oil, put some balsamic vinegar in that, and then pepper on top, and then you dip the baguette.
Damn, don't they do that at restaurants?
At like restaurants.
Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.
Yeah, I'm not a bread guy.
Really?
Yeah, I'm not a bread guy.
Like, I'd rather eat a cheeseburger without a cheeseburger.
that's a cheeseburger. Going back to one piece of information here, last night I bought two baguettes which
I have only ever purchased to make French bread pizza for him and our kids.
So this guy definitely knew.
This guy just seems like he's just thinking about coding all the time.
He's just thinking about coding all the time.
Yeah, I don't know.
I always thought he was like, if I take this half and this half, she can take the other halves and then have one. Yeah, what is going on here?
Oh, okay, this comes back to a theme that we have a lot here, weaponized incompetence, which
is this guy being incompetent on purpose in order to kind of, as a form of control towards her.
Yeah.
Dang.
This could be weaponized incompetence because it seems pretty obvious or he's really this
stupid.
Yeah.
But he's, and oftentimes people who are really smart like, he's a software programmer,
so he's smart in some ways, which just really dumb in the most obvious ways.
I'm going to give him a little bit of benefit of the doubt because I am stupid myself.
Okay.
And it depends on the packaging, and I know this is so stupid.
If a package isn't clear in some parts of it, I will think the package is empty,
even if there's things in it. So maybe, just maybe the bread is packaged in a way where it's not clear and he ate
half and then put it back and then when he saw the other full one, you know, and the other
one, I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.
She saw them both, they were both on the counter.
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I think he's...
And he might be constipated.
That's a lot of bread in like five hours.
That's a lot.
He basically ate a whole baguette.
True.
Um, comments, not the husband should learn to ask first. It's not hard to say, hey, are you saving these baggats for something?
Because if you're not, I want to tear six inches off each one
and leave the mangled remains on the counter.
OP responded, that's exactly how I feel.
Someone said he ate pieces of different lobes.
Either he has failed basic comprehension of food safety and storing, or he is intentionally eating things you bring for dinner. You also said it was in the, to do not snack area.
Consider a divorce before it becomes your keys, your wallet, et cetera.
Not the asshole, but your husband loves being one.
Wait, before it becomes the keys in the wallet,
is she gonna wake up with half her wallet missing?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I ate half of your credit card. Not the asshole, just a ate off of both lows before finishing the first
one.
Who the heck does that?
Someone said, I'm sure if I was planning to bake something and bought yeast, I would come
home to find him completely distended and surrounded in empty yeast packets.
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divorce, it sounds like that's a lot, but this level of disrespect, if this type of disrespect
carries over into other areas of her life, it's like, damn, he really doesn't treat you well.
Yeah, you're already going to the grocery store doing all this shit, and it just feels
like he's not considering you, you know, and also now now he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not, he You're supposed to be a team, you know? And also now he's not getting
dinner. Well maybe he doesn't like the pizzas. Maybe he doesn't like her cooking. He really hates the
baggets. He's eating all the ingredients before she can screw them up. Because she says he keeps
eating ingredients. Yeah. He ate that, he ate a bag of cheese, some tomatoes, some saugn. Yeah, he got some salt and just just. And just. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's like. He's. He's like. He's. He's. He's like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the pizza. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the. He's the. He doesn't t t t t t t too. He doesn't thea. He doesn't thea. He doesn't the. He doesn't some salt and just put it right in his mouth.
Yeah, swished it around.
All the ingredients.
Yeah.
Uh, there's an update.
Ooh.
Wow, let's go.
There was a divorce.
Yeah.
the kids.
Wow.
I was not expecting this to blow up or for so many people to have such strong feelings
about bread. Thank you for all of your to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the to the to to the toe toe the toe the toe toe. toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I tooome. I the the tooome. tooome. tooomome. tooomome. tooomom. tooom. tooom. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be. to be. tooe. tooe. I. Ia. Ia. tooomatoea. tooomatoea. tooomatoes. tooea. tooomatoes. tooea. tooea. tooea. tooe. tooe. toe people to have such strong feelings about bread. Thank you for all of your input, especially my sister who unexpectedly chimed in.
This may be the most validating experience of seven years of living together.
I shared this with my husband and he accepts his asshole status and apologized.
We are going to work on communicating better and he is going to work on his weaponized
incompetence.
Oh wow!
Look!
He wants you to know he occasionally cooks rice and beans and lately has been making us late night
Casadillas when the kids are asleep. But most of all, I was just hungry, my husband is what,
that's what he said. Wow, that's awesome. I like when it comes around like that.
It reads, like, I'm shocked this guy was sober. Like this reads as like if I knew that he smoked a joint, I'd be like, okay, yeah, that's that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's a that's a that's a that's a thi. That's a thi. thi. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t t t t t t t t t today. t t t today. t t today. t th. th. th. th. th. reads as like, if I knew that he smoked a joint, I'd be like, okay, yeah, that's, that's high behavior.
To take a chunk off one, to take a chunk off another
and leave it on the counter.
That's awesome.
Yeah, he's just a luf.
Yeah, it's a cute story.
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Like she really, that was just so sweet.
That was, that was a whole little boat of that.
They are a team.
Yeah, they are a team.
Even though he's a looaf.
He's a loaf. We'll be right back. All right, next story.
This from Today I faked up.
This is good.
It's gonna be good.
Today I f-fucked up by accidentally ordering my...
Whoa.
Whoa.
You see his reaction?
Yeah.
I don't know if it's because you can't read it too quick.
Oh no, I think it's something crazy.
Today I faked up by accidentally ordering my nudes to my very nosy parents house.
So basically my boyfriend's birthday is in a few days, so I was going to make him a photo album of my spicy slash not safe for work pictures, mostly me in bra and panties and my boobs, no vagina picks.
Well...
Man!
Sorry.
What am I looking at here?
Hey, honey, I think I opened the time capsule.
Oh my God.
Well, I recently moved out of my parents' house and I haven't changed the address on my Google
account. When I placed the order a few hours ago, I completely forgot to change the address. I went to bed and as I was falling asleep, I was jolted awake by the thought, the th.... to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the to to the the thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooing here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the, I completely forgot to change the address. I went to bed and as I was falling asleep I was jolted awake by the thought,
holy shit, I don't think I changed the delivery address for the photos. I checked and sure
enough I didn't. I ordered from Google photos and you can't cancel the order or change the address if it's been more than two hours since you placed it. It's been about about about about about'm so effed because my mom is very nosy and
always goes through my mail and packages. Literally whenever I order stuff, if I don't get to
the mailbox first thing in the morning, she opens it and then brings it to me. I've asked
her to please stop... My mother is lassy. Yeah. I've asked her to please stop doing this so many
times but she never listens and always makes up some BS excuse. Now since I'm living in a different state, there's no way I'll be able to get to it before her.
So yeah, if I call her and ask her to send the package to me,
she's going to open it and see my nudes.
If I ask her to please not open it
because my nudes are in it,
she's going to upload my photos to sites
and send them to my college and work and ruin my life or something along those lines.
She'll probably also tell my dad and I really don't need him to find another reason
to be disappointed in me, LMAO.
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So I, and these are like, she made a photo album for her boyfriend, so I would imagine.
Yeah.
But were they done taskilly because you know, I think so it sounds like, I mean, this is not just
taking it on your phone. She like, oh, she did it like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. ththen. I can get with that. I would imagine. I can get with that.
That's cool, right?
That's great in a relationship.
Do whatever you want to do.
But now look, now you don't want to have a picture sent to your parents' house with your
legs like over.
Yeah, broo.
And you're in another state.
Just to be. Hey mom! Like, see, like, but if it's done tastefully, that's like the good end of the, you know?
Yeah, some comments.
I'm sorry, maybe the hard way to learn not to open the mail for someone else.
Opry responded, yeah, but I don't myself, she's going to kill me.
How the hell did she get here?
She's against sex?
She's against sex.
So how, okay.
She's like, your father and I don't even know how you were made.
Yeah.
No, no, that's why she's against it.
She's like, we had it.
It was great, but I didn't know you were coming. You were the result. Never again. Another comment, when she receives them and opens them, inevitably she will tell you how
disappointed in you she is.
Remind her that opening someone else's mail is a federal offense, and taking nudes for
your boyfriend is not any sort of crime.
Opey responded true, this might be the best option.
Yeah.
Yeah, that is the only option.
You don't just open that door.
If you do, you're liable to see someone pooping.
Yeah.
Don't open my mail.
Which I could sue you for, right?
It depends how bad it smells in there.
I might sue you.
Someone said, tell her itthe best of her, and she opens it and becomes very confused,
over your response, oh my God, she's literally opened to Xmas and B-Day presents in the past
that I ordered for her, that I ordered for her, told her not to open her,
because they were supposed to be a surprise for her, and she still of this. No, I think you have to call and just tell her like, hey, I'm in another state, like, you know, you're going to get a package, I know you're going to open it, and I need
you to fax those over.
Right, truly.
Like, yeah.
That's what I'm either, say, there's a package, mail it to find out because there's an update. Oh God.
Hey everyone, thank you so much for all the suggestions and feedback on my last post. I took many people's advice and they emailed both Google and FedEx and they just got an email
both Google and FedEx and they just got an email both the trackx. I just got an email with the tracking number. It's concerning me a bit because it says the photos are in transit
and it still has my parents' address listed.
I'm really hoping that Google did actually change the address in time
and that there was no miscommunication.
Hopefully FedEx just hasn't updated yet or something.
I guess right now all I can really do is wait and see what happens. I get my photos and not my parents if anyone still cares.
Update number two. Update number two.
Hey everyone, I just want to thank y'all again for all this advice and support,
as well as all the smart and creative things people came up with to explain slash rationalize the situation to my parents in case the address change didn't update in time and they got the photos. I guess I won't have to use use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use the the the the the to use the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their the their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. te. te. te.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. their.u.u. their. their. their. their. the update in time and they got the photos. I guess I won't have to use any of it though because I just checked my mail and the photos
are here.
Oh, glory to God!
Boobies are safe.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry to disappoint some of y'all.
I know it's not the most dramatic or exciting ending, but God am I relieved it
turned out this way. is now belated birthday gift. Unfortunately, the surprise was ruined. He already knows about the photos because he saw how stressed out I've been the last few days
and asked about it so I had to tell him.
He loved the gift idea and has been amazing
about the whole situation,
helping me contact FedEx
and supporting and comforting me
about the possibility of my parents getting the photos photo printer so I can print more photos for him and not have to stress about it again. Okay, this might be controversial. It might be controversial.
You looked at both of us. I did. I'm just gonna say it. This is my opinion and my
opinion is a straight male. I think women aesthetically beautiful. I think
all women are aesthetically beautiful. Men I find more difficult to even imagine myself
doing like a photo shoot like that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And it might be my own self-consciousness,
but I also just don't think,
and obviously I'm a straight man, so I'm not.
It just, it doesn't feel like art if that makes sense.
I don't know. When I think of like a woman doing that in my mind, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th like, th like, th like, like, th like, like, like, th like, like, like, like, oh, it's like a pretty vase, or it's like, you know, it's like a painting.
When I think of like me doing that,
I'm like, what is this, like, crooked man?
Like, he's a goblin.
What kind of poses would you do?
I think, I probably, I would dropping? Maybe backwards. From the back. You're looking straight up?
Yeah, and I have a mirror on my ceiling too, so I'd make sure that you get.
You could see your face and you're looking up.
And I look up and then I'm gonna put a little Waldo somewhere.
Okay.
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because they're like, oh hell yeah, but more because it's like, it's like, wow, that's
a very vulnerable thing that you did.
But I just, I don't know.
I feel like I never hear, like when girlfriends are talking about their boyfriends, it's just a different thing. I don't know.
They're never like, oh yeah, I love looking at his penis.
Like, you never, you never hear, you never hear women say that.
Like, oh, I think guys are just more, maybe more visual, like, and they, I don't know.
I don't know. I think there's probably lots of couples where they both would appreciate it for each other. A narcissistic couple.
What?
What?
When they say pictures of themselves and then send it to themselves?
To themselves?
For my birthday, I sent myself a photo album of my ass.
It's great.
And I accidentally sent it to my parents.
So I've heard this story was picked mainly because one of the comments is incredible.
Okay.
Okay.
This is from True off my chest.
This is a confession someone's making.
Got a vasectomy.
Now I have a super power?
I, a 33, I, a 33-year-old man, I got my visectomy last I had to, L-O-L, oh man, was I scared shitless after watching 100 plus YouTube videos on the matter.
I'm scared right now listening to this story.
Nonetheless, it wasn't necessarily the pain I was afraid of,
but rather how it could affect your sex life.
People complain of numbness or not being able to get off,
any more which makes me nervous.
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It's no longer a matter of, it's no longer a matter of damn that feels good.
It's either the session is taking too long or my wife is spent and tells me to
climax with her. Is this worth bitching about. I feel like I've fallen under that notion of being numb, I guess.
It's hard to explain.
I jokingly told my buddies not to get the procedure, giving them my experience.
They laugh and say they wish they had that ability.
Anyone else here go through changes after a vasectomy?
Wow.
Wow. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay, first, before we move on, this is the comment.
Oh, top comment?
And Noah, you're gonna love this.
Dude's a nutbender.
Wow.
Someone said everything changed when the semen nation attacked.
None of the other nations saw it coming.
Oh my god.
Prime Reddit.
I'm sure that went on forever.
That's red it for you.
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Yeah.
And it's just like, he's at, he's at a restaurant and they're just like, oh, I'm sorry,
sir, they cook the steak wrong.
He's like, oh, yeah, No, no, no, no. Bigger, it's like, he's at Chili's, and it's like, here's the molten glove, a cake,
how is?
He's like, he's like, oh!
The manager comes out, sir, you've done that for every single one of your three for
20, course.
There's no fucking way.
You already came after times during his chili's... We need to ban you from this restaurant because everyone else is demanding a refund.
Oh my God.
Holy shit, that's so funny.
I love that he's become so powerful that he's like jaded.
Yeah.
He's become one punch man.
Yeah.
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tube and Auntie didn't cheat. Whoa! Kind of jealous how your kids
immediately follow your command right away. O.P. said this is funny,
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Was the same for me before and after?
Do you think your after-effects could be a mental thing?
Like your seed doesn't do anything
so your brain is subconsciously going,
what's the point?
Opry responded, I like this answer a lot.
You're probably right that it is something mental on a subconscious level at the least. Someone said, I know I'm a bit late to the post,
but I'm glad someone mentioned the mental possibility.
It could also be hormonal.
A common side effect of hysterectomies and tubal ligations
is low libido and even dryness.
It sounds like your vasectomy is having a similar effect.
If you're unhappy, which it sounds like you are,
definitely speak to help you or get you a referral to someone who can. I know they're reversible so yeah oh they are yeah they take a dead guy's nuts
oh no shut up no they're reversible I think it's actually a pretty like I think it's a pretty
mild procedure it's not it's not it's not an intense thing yeah yeah both are supposed to be super easy yeah yeah okay so how when would you cut it off the to be like the the th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th. th. th. the th. the the th. the the the the th. the th. the th. the th. th. th. they're th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they they are they they are they are they they they are they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the the. the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, both are supposed to be super easy.
Yeah.
Okay, so when would you cut it off?
When would you be like, okay, how many children would you have before you get a bisectomy?
Well, just as soon as you're just like, I'm done.
But what about you specifically?
What's your cutoff amount of children?
It depends, I guess on the situation?
I don't think I need a dysectomy to stop having children. But that made it sound like I already have kids.
No, I don't, I don't think I want any kids.
You don't?
Yeah, but I also don't think I plan on getting a vasectomy at this point?
Am I get why I get why some married couples do it because it's just like sweet now?
Yeah, their this random pregnancy? I think it makes a lot of sense. Yeah, but he became too powerful.
God, I want those powers.
I don't know, it sounded like, listen, people always say the grass is always greener and
that's why I know I stay on my side of the lawn and this sounds like that.
It sounds like the grass is always of joy. From being too awesome.
Yeah.
Okay, here's our last story. You ready?
I started a nasty rumor about someone back in high school that turned out to be true.
Oh! That's the best!
Whoa!
I am instantly involved.
I wonder if this is the best in this case.
Because our confessions is rarely like good. Oh wait, yeah, because it could be too too too too too too to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. too. too. too. too. too. to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their thoome. thoome. thoomea. tooomea. tooomea. tooomea. tooomea. tooome. tooomea. tooome. tooome. too. to best in this case, because our confessions is rarely like good.
Oh wait, yeah, because it could be a really bad rumor.
I'm thinking about like, okay, grounded, real rumor is like, oh yeah, this, I don't know, is the rumor
about a woman or a man or just like a rumor being like, they have a kid. That feels like a type of rumor that you'd spread, or that they committed a crime, and that's then it's true that they committed a crack. Oh wow.
Yeah, but what crime?
Don't just say they committed a crime.
Like did they murder?
Do they cook crack?
I don't know.
What?
Yeah, but yeah.
They're rumors of my school of murders.
And people cooking.
There's a movie. murders that happened at my school. Oh, oh. Yeah. Hold on what? Yeah, we can talk about it another time.
Okay.
So no predictions for you guys?
Oh, I got a prediction.
What's the rumor?
They like to put Legos in their ass,
and one's been, one's been stuck in there since fifth grade.
And now they're older than they say they are. Whoa, like a whole orphan situation. Yes.
That's a nasty rumor.
Yeah, okay.
Let's see.
This is my first time posting here,
so sorry if this post breaks any rules.
I'm using a throwaway because I have to get this off my chest
and don't want my main account to be associated with it. This happened in high school. So I was a thii, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, high school in a tiny southern, mostly conservative town. Oh no. Surprisingly, mine was one of those schools that pretended to care about discrimination
based on sexuality and gender, but it was all very half-a-a-sasped. I am a transgender male, female-to-male,
so back then I couldn't be out to too many people, so I mostly presented as a girl and was only out to a very small group of people who I considered to I I I I I I I was to a very, toe, to a very, and was, and was, and was, I, and was, I, I, and was, I, and was, I, I, and was toe, I, I was toe, and was toe, I was only, I was only, I was only toe, I was only told, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, to, to, to-s, to-s, to-s, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, the the the their, thi, thr-s, thrown, toe, toe, their, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to a very small group of people who I considered to be my close friends. There was this one girl who I thought I could trust with my identity, so I told her,
but she went and deliberately misgendered me behind my back.
Not to people I wasn't out to, but to my close friends who knew of and could discuss my identity.
Mind you, if someone slips up and uses she for me, I don't care. I correct them real quick or they will correct them themselves and I will thank them for it. Most trans people will tell you the
same thing. Slipping up the first few times is no biggy. Just quickly
correct yourself and move on. Please don't over apologize. It makes this
awkward for everyone involved. But this girl did it deliberately.
Going as far as rolling her eyes when I quietly and politely her. My dead name is not easy to pronounce for English speakers and my chosen name at the time was more American, but she still went out of her way to
learn how to pronounce my old name so she could call me it. I was going to
tolerate it because between my grades and my home life I wasn't in the mood to
deal with her, but one day I was sitting with a friend and she told me about this girl's behavior. I told her I just I I I I I I I I I I I I th her I th her I th her I just there I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I told her I told her I told her. told her. told her. told her. told her. told her. I told her. I told her. I told her. I told her. I told her I told her I told her I told her I told her I told her I told her I told her I told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I just told her I'm told her I'm told her I'm told her I'm told her I just told her I just told her I told her I told her I told told told her I just wanted to brush it off, and my friend asked if I was really about to let her do that to me.
For some reason, that made something click, and at the time, I thought I wasn't respecting
myself by doing nothing about it.
I decided to start a rumor that the girl was hooking up with her cousin.
Oh!
Ha ha!
Ha!
Ha! Hey, a lot of people were like, hey, don't make fun of her for that.
I tried to be subtle about it.
When someone mentioned her, I would ask, is it the one that's dating her cousin or another
one?
If I was asked about it, I'd say I think it's kind of gross, so I try not to think about it.
People in that school loved drama.
It doesn't matter if it sounds true. If it's juicy enough, it's good enough to spread. So of course, the news spread like wildfire. It was scary to watch because I thought I'd ruin someone's life
over a small conflict with something that wasn't actually true. Eventually the rumor reached
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and one of her cousins.
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into this mess, and because it turned out to be true.
Eventually things seemed to settle down when the administration made a vague statement about minding our business when it comes to people's personal lives. It hasn't been that long, but I have
graduated and I'm a sophomore in college now and I still lie awake at night
thinking about it. I practically ruined someone's reputation and got off
Scott Free, but at the same time this person was in an incestuous relationship
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That's because you're a good person.
Yeah, does the punishment meet the crime?
I don't know if I can say specifically.
I mean, this person went out of their way to disrespect someone in a way that they absolutely knew would hurt them the most.
So, I don't know, I mean, and certainly this person wasn't trying to, they didn't even
know. They were just doing, I'd say a very typical high school thing.
I mean, honestly, like Ball was in their court once the rumor was out there and
they decided to confirm it. Like does punishment meet the crime?
Not at all, because in my opinion,
there wasn't even punishment.
You date your cousin, that's what you do.
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Because then at least the punishment is like you deserve, you know, like, yeah.
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I, I, um, I've witnessed something kind of similar.
Not, not this, but when I dated my cousin.
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So roll tide.
Yo, that's incredible.
Someone said, she should have minded her own damn glass house then.
I say, good for you.
Don't waste your time thinking about her.
She certainly is not spending any time thinking about how she went out of her way to hurt you.
You're a good person. Sometimes good people are pushed too far. I know you're a good person because you're wasting your time thinking about the time
you spread a rumor about someone who actually was doing that very thing.
That's true.
Like I don't think she needs to be worrying about it now.
No, let it go.
Let go and let God.
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on a resume should like change their the way they think about it's almost like
they won the lottery like are they a psychic you know like there's
levels are they just really good at predicting you know cold reading people I they also got away with it completely nobody they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're their they're their they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. their they. they. they. their they. their they. their they. their their their their their their got away with it completely. Nobody knows that they... And they never did it again.
They are a good person.
They've never tapped into this power.
Now, she definitely had something coming to her,
but I'm going to point out that you got lucky.
I feel like you would be in a lot more trouble
and feel worse if you started a vicious rumor that was not th that's true. Yeah. But if it wasn't true, then they would have denied it and I think it wouldn't have had
the same impact.
But the fact that it got to her and she was just like, so what?
Yeah, dude, that's so weird.
That's so honestly, like someone should write a letter and put it in the mailbox.
It's so, rumors are so devastating and I stopped going to school in
middle school but even amongst like young actors there was just tons of
rumors that were always spread and it's like it's a bummer. It's it's
it's definitely like probably one of the main weapons that teenagers
used against each other. Yeah it sucks because it's like the power of the bystanders involved.
And like you all learn it when your kids
by like don't be a bystander,
but at least for me, not until my brain
was much more developed like out of high school
where I really was like,
oh, like the fact that rumors have power
is that everyone else is giving it power
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if you see something wrong, stand up for that.
But a rumor is kind of this thing that you don't see it happening.
It just kind of is a thing that exists.
And so you don't know what to do about it. because kids are practicing and like repeating behaviors they see adults do in like places that aren't necessarily fully, you know,
looked at, there's not enough adults,
so like they are, you know,
not all parents are the best, you know,
so maybe you're copying them how they talk shit.
Or you see them, you know, or this or that,
and then all of a sudden you got a whole bunch that's why it's just so sad. Yeah, I think moral of the story is stay out of people's business.
Stay out of people's business.
And don't date your cousin.
I feel like that's solid advice.
I feel confident in saying that.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Can we say a smosh, don't date your cousin? We can do that. Well, this has been a th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thii. thi. thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's that's that's that, that's that's that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that's that. that. that,that. Well, this has been great.
You guys have been so chill and awesome.
Oh, thank you, Shane.
Yeah.
No, I don't think we have to cut too much from this episode,
which usually I feel like when you guys are together,
some really out of pocket shit gets said.
Yeah, yeah, luckily we had Kana here actively directed.
Just monitoring you. the whole time. Dude the stories were pretty crazy though. These are good ones. These are really good ones. We're not that bad. No, no. Well thank you guys for being here. Yeah.
Next Saturday if you liked these today I've fucked up stories. Next week it's gonna be
almost entirely today I've fucked up stories. It's gonna get real fucked up stories.
We'll see you then. Bye.