Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - The Most Unhinged Holiday Horror Stories | Reading Reddit Stories

Episode Date: November 24, 2022

We're reading and reacting to Reddit stories from Am I The Asshole, True Off My Chest, and Petty Revenge that will probably make you feel better about your own family holiday drama! 0:00 Intro 0:52 ...Cursed Potatoes 6:27 Meet The Parents 11:17 Christmas Present Takebacksies 15:25 The Bed Debacle 23:00 Paying for Your Plate? 30:59 The Most Unhinged Story of All Time Reddit Links: Cursed Potatoes: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/w8drnc/oop_understandably_has_questions_after_their/ Meet The Parents: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/qsocir/i_slept_with_my_girlfriends_mom_2_years_ago_i/ Christmas Present Takebacksies: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/xvufwn/i_waited_6_months_to_get_the_last_word/ The Bed Debacle: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ksdwro/aita_for_not_reimbursing_my_brother_for_an_air/ Paying for Your Plate?: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rmju7q/aita_for_sending_my_brother_a_bill_after_our/ The Most Unhinged Story of All Time: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/t0vpe1/aita_for_not_attending_my_sisters_wedding_since/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Kimmy Jimenez // https://www.instagram.com/kimmydoesstuff Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Rock Coleman Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Producer: Garrett Palm AD/ Sr Coord: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Asst. Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art PA: Alex Aguilar Art PA: Karsen Ross Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Cam Op: Vida Robbins Channel Manager: Lizzy Jones Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans Dir. Production: Zoe Moacanin DIT/AE: Robert Rice DP: Brennan Iketani Exec. Assistant: Erin Dougal GFX: Winton Foulds Office Manager: Selina Garcia Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Wardrobe: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:04 Get comfortable. We are. Yeah. Kimmy and Chance who are going to give their reactions and opinions Get comfortable. We are. Yeah, you don't have to tell me twice. Okay, I'm gonna put these under the couch. How did you look at this vibe I'm just okay, and dad's gonna read us stories. Daddy daddy daddy daddy. Daddy Daddy. That's my daddy's daddy. That's our new shirt. That's our new shirt We took from a bunch of different threads. Okay. Daddy. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. th. there. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Get the. the. theee. thee. theeee. thee. thee. the. the. the. the. Get the. Daddy Shing. That's our new shirt. We took from a bunch of different threads. Like there's the Am I the Asshole thread. There's the Today I Fucked Up thread. Um, whole bunch of them. Are we ready for the first story?
Starting point is 00:01:36 Yes. Great. Am I the asshole for laughing after my sister implied implied my brother's girlfriend's dish wasn't good at Thanksgiving. This is a 27-year-old woman. I, 27, and my brother, John, who's 26, are very close. So I was definitely shocked when he surprised us on Thanksgiving by bringing his new girlfriend, Chelsea. He was very happy though, and to be honest that's the only thing we want for him. So we, grandparents, parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, held off on all questions until another time. Anyway, dinner time rolls around and we're sharing everything and my aunt kind of pulls me off to the side and tells me we're not going
Starting point is 00:02:13 to be eating my mashed potatoes because Chelsea brought some and John asked that we serve those. I was a little peeved, not going to lie. Because I've done the mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving since I was 16, but I got over it pretty fast. I really didn't care as long as they were good. Spoiler alert, they were not. How? Everything that could have gone wrong with those potatoes went wrong. They were raisins. She was really excited though, so when she asked everybody if they were good, she got some, mm-hms. You know, the kind you do with your mouth closed and an uncomfortable
Starting point is 00:02:45 smile on your face. Everything else was good, so her dish was highlighted. We all thought we passed it though, until my nephew spit it out into a tissue. She said something about not pleasing everybody to lighten the mood because we were all looking at him hard as hell, and my brother went, I'm sure they glad to have a break from my potatoes anyway and then laughed. I wasn't going to say anything, but my sister, who's 22, said, we are not in the most monotone voice and I just laughed, man.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Like one burst of a cackle. Chelsea teared up and the rest of the night was awkward. My brother called me an ass and is still mad at me. Am I the asshole? What's your take on that? How do you mess up mashed potatoes first off? Number one, yeah. I mean like have you made cereal? Like you should be able to make mashed potatoes. I'm sorry. You don't fuck with potatoes at Thanksgiving. If there is one dish that you don't fuck with, it's potatoes. Right. And if we don't get the one that we've had since like 10. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. the th. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th....................................... the the the the to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the one that we've had since like 10 years before Then I'm pissed yeah, I'm mad. Yeah, if the mashed potatoes suck. Yeah, that's a huge bummer that's a huge bummer. Other things can kind of be okay. Cranberry sauce. If the cranberries aren't great.
Starting point is 00:03:54 I just will ignore it. Yes. But if the mash potatoes suck the whole thing. The whole thing thing. the whole thi. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah, that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the mash. the mash. the mash. the mash. the mash. the mash. No, she made it a thru. It's the brother. It's the brother. John should have spoken up. That's also pretty nuts because he's bringing his new girlfriend Chelsea and let it. That's a big thing. Yes. I think that's a big thing for Chelsea, if Chelsea asked him, like, can I bring the mashed potatoes for my first time or one of the first times the first times the first times the first times the first times the first times the first times the first times the first times the first times times times times times times times times times times times times times times times times times times times times, times, thi. to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toee. theeats. toeats. toeats. toeats. toeats. toeats. toeats. toeats. that's he he he. The first time you meet your significant others, like family, or even in the first few times, you kind of almost want to be borderline invisible, I think.
Starting point is 00:04:31 You want to just be like, I'm here, I'm not going to invade your space. It's almost like when you introduce cats to each other, it's like, you have a door next in front of them, they it's like here's the scent like you guys are cool you're not enemies and you laugh at their jokes no matter how bad their jokes are you laugh at their jokes right Chelsea should have laughed I'm sorry girl you can't be that sensitive you cannot there is an edit here my my sister and I both apologized to the girlfriend although I just said I'm really sorry and my sister did more she apologized more oh there's an update the. T. the. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the. Oh. Oh. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. the. the. they. they. th. I. I. they. they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. there's an update here. The verdict on Reddit was that she wasn't an assle. Yep, correct. Correct.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Yes, they were actual raisins, not the metaphorical kind. They were just mixed into mashed potatoes. Who does that? That's diabolical. What? No, no, no, no, she wanted to She was gonna tank Thanksgiving one way or another. She chose violence with those fucking reasons. I'll say it a million times we're in the darkest timeline. She explained that my brother told her to bring the potatoes,
Starting point is 00:05:34 which she questioned because she is familiar with the traditional Thanksgiving set up. The justification for that was him wanting her to feel like a part of the family. She also said she was worried about none of us going for her dish and mentioned it to my brother, who then asked my aunt to only display hers. Apparently she saw some kind of tutorial online with the raisins and just went for it. No, it was not cultural. She asked for some mash tips,
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Starting point is 00:06:46 All right, well that's story one. I want to shout out really quick. If you're watching this today, November 24th, we have our Black Friday mystery box out right now at Smosh. Com. I would act fast and go and get it with them last time. So, better go. And if it's after November 24th, you might as well look. There's other stuff there. I don't know. Anyways, story number two. I think this story is going to be a little
Starting point is 00:07:14 different. This comes from the True Off My Chest subreddit. That is where people make massive confessions. Oh! They just drop insane stories, things they've maybe been holding on to for a long time. Are you guys prepared for this? Yeah. Here's the title of this story. I slept with my girlfriend's mom two years ago. No. No.
Starting point is 00:07:38 I can't tell her because I know she'll dump me and it'll probably end her parents' marriage. Oh God. Okay. Here we go. So let me first just say, I'm not the one in the wrong for this, but I have to say it somewhere. It's eating me alive. Two years ago when I was 19, I met this woman while I was working as a personal trainer. She was in her 40s and looked like a 25-year-old. Okay, hot. That's hot. That's hot.
Starting point is 00:08:11 That's hot. She took an interest in me and invited me out a number of times, and we had sex a few times. After one of our meetups, she said it was wrong for someone of her age to be to the th, th, th, and I, and I, th, and I, th, and I, thi, and I, thi, thi, thi, and I, thi, thi, thi, thi, and I, and I, and I, thi, and I, and I, and I, thi, thi, thi, and I was thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tooi, tooi, tooi, tooi, tooi, tooi, tooi, tooi, tooi, tooi, thi, thi, thi, someone of her age to be with me because I was too young and changed gyms. My girlfriend and I have been together for just under a year. She's amazing and I love her so much. Two months ago I met her family for the first time and it was a shock. Like she took me to the house where I had hooked up with a woman and I felt like I was being pranked. Before I see her mom, it hits me.
Starting point is 00:08:45 I have a type and they both fit that type so it makes sense. I've been hooking up with a single mom and I'm now with her daughter. Then her mom and dad pop out, and we both almost shit ourselves. I meet her parents, they've been married for 20 years. I realize I had been a married woman's boy toy. I feel incredibly that week that week that week that week that week that week that week that week that week that week that week that week that week that week that that that that that that that that thiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and I'm thi, and I'm thi, and I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I'm th. I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi theeeei thei thei thei thei thei thei thei thi thi. I'm thi, woman's boy toy. I feel incredibly ashamed. Later that week, her mom finds my number and tells me that I can never speak of what happened. She
Starting point is 00:09:11 says that my girlfriend will hate me forever because I'll be the one who broke up her parents. So now I'm stuck keeping this secret. She invited me to spend Thanksgiving with her family and since my family is a thousand miles away and I already told her I don't plan on going home, I don't really have an excuse to not go. So now I'm going to have to sit there at a table and enjoy Thanksgiving dinner with the woman I had an affair with, her husband and her daughter who I'm now in love with. I'm fucked. Uh, Jesus. You know, it's one, the mom, the mom, right? She's...
Starting point is 00:09:49 The mom? So, so, so... I like how this setup feels like how I met your mother and the story is about how he met her mother. Oh wow. Yeah, yeah. So he was with his girlfriend when he was hooking up with the bomb? No, no, no, I don't think he was... This was prior. He just needs... He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the to say that. So he was with his girlfriend when he was hooking up with the bomber? No, no, no, I don't think he was prior. Okay, this was prior. He just needs to, he shouldn't do this confession on line. He should just do this confession in real life, right?
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Starting point is 00:10:45 It's genuinely like it's someone having to forget like, to be like anything before our relationship is the past and let that go in that, in this particular situation. Yeah, but if you like marry into it, then like that's him, no. Yeah, maybe you're right. If he's been marrying on marrying Yeah, it was two years ago that he hooked up with this woman. It's been a year, so that he's been, it is a long time and they're clearly very in love.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Someone said, they've got a type two. Someone said, damn, the mother is certainly projecting and deflecting her guilt into you. Not your fault, my dude. The guilt isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't isn't. shoulder. That's true. The internet can be a nice place. Someone said, fuck the dad, it's the only way. Yeah, it is the only way. Yeah, fair. Honest to God, out of everything I've heard, that is actually the only thing that I think is a solution. I do think he either needs to confess or walk away. Yeah. You don't want to live with that.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Mm-mm. It's also pretty cool that he couldn't be with the older woman and he found the one that the older woman raised. And he's like, I can be with you. I can be with you. He ranesbate. Someone said it's an 80- Wow. Yep. Story number three. Okay. We're back to the Am I the Asshole subreddit. You're tucking Mia.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I'm tucking you in. Fix his hair too. Thank you. Am I the Assu, for asking for matching plates and cutlery? Okay. Seems harmless. I have been dating Mia and she's my world. Mia has OCDD and likes to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the thia thia to the thia the thia thia thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toe. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t.a.a.a.a.a.a. t. t.a.a.a.a.a.a. t. t.a. t. I'mto eat off matching plates and cutlery. She finds patterns too distracting and it upsets her. My sister hosts Thanksgiving and has a bunch of different
Starting point is 00:12:30 theem plates. None that match well. I told her I want to bring Mia, but I was wondering if she could use different plates or even paper plates of one color. My sister's personality trait is to be that quirky vintage thrift girl and her husband is kind of a hipster douche. I told them how to make my girlfriend feel welcome in the family and that having paper plates isn't that big of a deal or cheap white plates. The argument was heated and it got to Christmas and my mom who hosts Christmas said she's not giving up her Christmas plates either. I know my girlfriend's anxieties and OCD would be triggered in this noisy chaos that our holidays are. I told my mom and sister that I would spend Thanksgiving and Christmas with my girlfriend
Starting point is 00:13:09 and both said that's best. I was upset by their response to not making her feel welcome. I didn't think asking for paper plates was that big of a deal, and I know many people that do that on the holidays. Huh? Wait, why can't Mia just eat on her own plates? She's OCD? She doesn't like if the plates aren't all matching. Oh, oh. I think all the plates in cutlery have to be matching. I just confuse me how she has to impose that on other people. No, that's a thing. That's the point. She needs the entire everyone to do this. Oh. But the fact that yeah, like you that, that, th. the th. the fact, th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the the the th. the th. th. the the th. the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that. that. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. thate. that. that. th. th. this. But the fact that yeah like you can't ask someone to change up their holiday traditions that they've had and that they love. What are these Christmas plates that they are so important to you? Like what? It can't be that important. It's just a plate. You've never had a cool plate clearly. I've never had a good plate. So Reddit deemed him the asshole. But I think this is just kind of a weird situation where it feels like a big deal is being made out of something that doesn't need to be that big of a deal. I don't know. If it's a big deal to her, that's valid,
Starting point is 00:14:10 but then you have your own Thanksgiving, you know? The top comment here is, you're the asshole. Your girlfriend has to find a way to cope if she wants to be invited to family things. Not everyone can cater to her every need the the the the the the the. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. the. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to. I. I is. I is. I's. to. I's. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. toea. teateatea. toeate. toeate. toe. the. the. the the the. the. to. to her every need. I feel like that's fair. Am I an assuful for agreeing with that? I mean, sounds like the plates would be the least of her concerns in navigating the holidays. Managing her conditions are her responsibility. You can request accommodations, but ultimately, it is up to the host to decide whether or not those accommodations are reasonable to them.
Starting point is 00:14:39 And this is a response to that comment. Exactly. Your girlfriend needs therapy. She would likely enjoy so much more out of life if she had a set of strong coping skills. My PTSD used to stop me from doing many things in life, but after three years of intense, consistent DBT therapy and effort, it rarely affects me negatively anymore. I mean, that sounds exhausting if you have to ask for things to be accommodated in that sort of way for you, yeah, finding a way around that. Like you could never go to IKEA. That's a hard way to live your life if you can't expose yourself to anything. Like this room, oh you fucked. Yeah, you're done. I just wondered too if he's babying her. Like I wonder if she isn't as severe with like, yeah. I wonder how much this actually bothers her or if he's going
Starting point is 00:15:26 Yeah, oh, this is gonna bother her. Yeah, I'm do I'm speaking for her. I'm making these accommodations for her like I'm today. I'm do I'm today. I'm do. I'm thea. I'm thii. I would thrown. I'm thrown. throwne. thrown. the drama. thrown. thrown. thrown. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thr. thi. I's thi. I'm tho. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm speaking. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm se. I'm speaking. I'm speaking. I'm speaking. I'm speaking. I'm speaking. I'm speaking. theeeeeeeeeea. I'm speaking. I'm speaking. I'm speaking. I'm the. I'm the. This comes from the Petty Revenge subreddit. Okay. Which is great. These are stories of just petty revenge, obviously. I waited six months to get the last word. This original post is from 2015, but there are updates. Okay. My ex-boyfriend wanted to see a sold-out show to the Foo Fighters this summer. Him and his friends failed desperately in getting their hands on any tickets. I, however, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. Yes, toe, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, to, to, to. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, the. Yes, the. Yes, the. Yes, the. the. the. the. the. theiii. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. te. the. te. sold-out show to the Foo Fighters this summer. Him and his friends failed desperately in getting their hands on any tickets. I, however, managed to snag, too. I waited until Christmas to give them to him, and he was beyond excited, jumping up and down excited. Fast forward, one and a half shiatsy together. Fast forward one and a half years together.
Starting point is 00:16:25 I haven't talked to him since, but little does he know that I wasn't quite finished with him yet. My brother just so happens to be a huge Foo Fighters fan as well. I logged into my ticket master account and surprise, surprise, tickets can be transferred. So my brother is going to have the time of his life while my ex-boyfriend gets turned around at the doors, Sucks to Suck. This is an update. Oh my God. This comes up. This is already, I love what she's doing.
Starting point is 00:16:51 This is. This is roughly a month later. So this is probably after this. Which is also saying that before, before we even get to get to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the update, to to to the update, to to to the update, to the update, the update, to, the update, the update, the update, to, the update, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to update, to to. This, too, to. This, to to to to to to to to update, to update, to update, to update, to update, to update, to update, to to to to update, to to update, to the updates, the updates, the update, the update, the update, the update...................... to. to. to update. to. to-a. to-s. to-s. to-a. too-s. too-a. to-a. to, she knows that he's not even gonna recognize that he doesn't have him before. He's not gonna check up if he has him. So many of you wanted an update and here it is. This morning I received a text message from my brother letting me know that he could no longer make it to the concert, but that we would sell them instead.
Starting point is 00:17:14 But that we would sell them instead give him the chance to buy them or I would sell them to someone else. He never answered me, so I posted them online. Contacted quickly by a few people as the show is sold out. I sold them to a nice girl who is taking her for a fair price. Never thought about it after. Around supper tonight, around five-ish, my phone suddenly startsto him. About 39 seconds later, no less, I am suddenly getting an incoming call from him. Like hell, I am answering. I let it go to voicemail. While I am listening to the voicemail, I still want those tickets. Please don't tell me you sold them. Let me know. My phone was getting multiple text messages, six messages in about in se se se se se se se in in in in in in in about in about in about in about in a a their, in 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8. their, their, in, in, in a their, their, their, th. their, th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th the th th the te te te te te te te te te te. th te th th th the the th in about eight seconds from his friend. We drove all this way and paid for gas and hotel. Seriously? Another friend. Hey, did you sell blank concert tickets? He wanted me to ask. Decided to enjoy my supper and then maybe I would answer them.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Being the nice gal that I am, I told them that yes, I sold them. Last thing my says, thanks for that. So now they're in a city two hours away, stuck in a hotel room for the night, with nothing to do while the foos put on a slamming show. Still sucks to suck. Damn, that is awesome. I love it. I love it. I love it's a question of if you give someone a Christmas gift or a gift in general,
Starting point is 00:18:50 if you give a boyfriend or a girlfriend a gift for Christmas for whatever and then you break up, is it fair to retract that gift? No. So you don't think she was in the right here? Absolutely. I think a physical gift, you will never give back. You will never give back. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:19:08 That's awkward. This is an experience. This is a thing. These are two tickets that I want to go to with you. I want to share this experience with you. Right. And then after you're ghosting her, you's no longer. That's fair, because I completely agree with what she did. Oh, absolutely. She was so right.
Starting point is 00:19:26 If I was given tickets from a girlfriend and then we broke up, I would expect not to have them anymore. Exactly. Yeah. Maybe if the breakup would have gone smoothly, if he would have acted like an adult and like communicated what he was going through instead of ghosting for three weeks and then just randomly breaking up, then I can see like a world, they probably would have worked it out. The tickets, they would have figured it out. Yeah, he was an asshole.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Yeah, he was. Here's our next story. Okay. This is another, am I the asshole? Am I the asshole for not reimbursing my brother for an air mattress? It seems simple. Okay. It all, to. It's, to. I, to. I, to. to. to. I. to. to. to. to. to. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. th. th. It's the the the th. It's the the the the the. It's. It's. It's. It's does at first. This happened around Thanksgiving, but I'm still getting shit about it from my family. I'm a 27-year-old woman who lives in a one-bedroom apartment by myself. My brother, who's 24, and his significant other, who's 22, have lived on the opposite side of the country, in the U.S. for a few years and decided to fly over to see their respective
Starting point is 00:20:18 families, both of whom live around the same area. Neither my brother nor his girlfriend felt comfortable staying with their parents due to COVID, so I offered them my apartment while I stayed with my significant other for the week. Everyone was happy with this arrangement. We never talked about it specifically before they arrived, so I just assumed that they thea the their their thried, so I just assumed that they would sleep in to be sofa beds. The morning they arrived, I cleaned the apartment and changed the bedding. When they got to my apartment, my brother asked where they should sleep, and I indicated the bed. He sort of laughed at first and then realized I was serious and got really angry. His girlfriend didn't say much but looked mortified.
Starting point is 00:20:55 My brother kept saying that there was no way told him that everything was clean and reminded him that they'd have the apartment to themselves. He just kept saying he couldn't believe it. And finally snapped that they'd have to make do with the couch. I left quickly without further discussion because I was confused and pretty upset. That night, my brother called me and said the couches were impossible to sleep on. He said that he and his girlfriend needed to purchase an air mattress and requested that I reimburse him the $55 they paid for it. By now I was really pissed off and refused. I asked him again why they didn't just take the bed and he said that if I really had to ask I have major issues. I said that I didn't care what they did or did not do in the bed. We are all adults and should act accordingly.
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Starting point is 00:22:22 Here's an edit. A lot of people are asking if we belong to some weird culture where siblings aren't able to share beds. We do not, and my family has never been religious anyways. But as I stated in my post, they are really uptight. Like, we learned about the birds and the bees, but sex was always presented as something unpleasant and nasty. My brother and I never discuss each other's sexual lives, which in my opinion is normal, but it's pretty clear he has some major hang-ups.
Starting point is 00:22:48 My boyfriend is a lot more open about sex, but he's also very attuned to when people feel uncomfortable and says that even though he disagrees with their reasoning, he can understand why they may not want to sleep in my bed. He thinks I should just pay the $55 to keep the piece. Three, two, one, zero. The final seconds of the game separate true fans from the rest. The fans that are there for every victory, defeat, agony, and ecstasy. And when the buzzer sounds, you deserve a Coke zero sugar.
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Starting point is 00:23:32 My friend's no idea, Loll. Yeah. Yeah. The what? What? realizes when he sleeps in a hotel bed. Right. Literally. What has happened there? What do you think happens? It's something weird, it's something weird about the sister, something weird about the sister, or the boy, or the boyfriend. Or the boy friend? Or the family is one of those families that just doesn't know how to like wash bed sheets so they like I'll only keep the same ones for their, like they're like, they're, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. was clean. She washed them all. She was like, I washed all these sheets, I did everything. Like what do they think happens when you wash stuff? I'll sleep in anybody's bed. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Yeah, I don't care. Like I said, when you sleep in a hotel bed, it's not just like what sex stuff has happened there, it's like, has someone been murdered. Yes, 100 percent. Like probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably. Probably. It was probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. Probably. Probably. Yeah. Probably. Probably. Yeah. Probably. Probably. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Probably. It was. It was. It was. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. It was. It was. Yeah. Probably. It was. Probably. It was. Probably. It was. It was. Probably. Probably. It was. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Probably. It was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. It. Yeah. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was so. It was so. It was so. It was so. It was so. It was so. the the th. I. I. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the brother and his girlfriend. The couches aren't too comfy. I'm sorry. Then get an Airbnb, bitch. Let's be clear, she gave them her entire apartment. Oh my God, she's a saint. And he's complaining that... We must protect her at all cost. He's complaining like, oh, you fucked me over because there's nowhere to say go get an Airbnb.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Literally the same thing. Go pay for the same exact situation, bitch. Go get what you want then. I'll go back to my apartment, purse, say less. I don't understand this. The most surprising part is, okay, maybe this is a weird family and they got weird, they're uptaped, sure, the friends? The friends?
Starting point is 00:24:56 The friends. I'm always blown away when I read when just sides with the crazy fucking thing. And it's also just like you ask to say it's someone's apartment. They give you their entire apartment and then you complain to them of there's nowhere to sleep in the apartment and so you need to pay for me to buy some stuff. No that's not fair. They already gave you their entire apartment for free for a week. You figure it out. The space alone. The space alone is worth ten times times. times. times. times. times. the the the space times. the space the space the space the space the space times. the space. the space the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. The space. The space. The space. The space. The space. The space. The space. The space is is is is the space. The space. The space. The space. It is is is is is the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the space. the. the. the. times. ti. the. ti. ti. ti. the. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. S. the. the. S. the. S. the. S. 55. That's insane entitlement. He's an asshole. Oh, there's an update. I didn't realize there's an update. I didn't realize there's an update. Oh my God!
Starting point is 00:25:30 So I have an update for y'all, good news and bad, insane news. Good news first. Me and my brother's relationship is back to normal or as normalto pay for his mattress. I also showed him everyone's responses and he conceded that he may have overreacted about this, which is as close as I'm getting to an apology. He also said that it's a classic example of a Reddit circle jerk, but I'll take what I can get. Insane news. The reason I posted on Am I the Assel to begin with was because I was so taken aback by one of my friends'aa''s call her Claire. She went to middle and high school with me and my brother, although they aren't close. Claire seemed so completely adamant that offering my bed was
Starting point is 00:26:12 inappropriate that I thought I might be in the wrong. We haven't spoken since I mentioned the situation to her and I didn't think anything of it. Until my phone started blowing up this past weekend. Long story short, Cl Cl Cl Cl Cl Cl Cl Cl Cl Cl Cl Cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi to to to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. toe.. Long story short, Claire texted some mutual friends, my parents, and my boss, who she doesn't know at all, that she believes me and my brother are having an improper relationship. To be clear, this is wildly out of character,
Starting point is 00:26:37 and I have reason to believe she's undergoing some sort of mental health crisis. Thankfully, my brother and family are being very supportive. So are my other friends and boyfriend. My boss not so much, and I'm dreading my upcoming performance review. Happy New Year, everyone. Wow. You know, maybe that's, you know, if you're having a relationship that's undergoing some turmoil, the way to fix it is to have another person in your life become more insane
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Starting point is 00:27:19 Claire. Holy shit, Claire. Claire. I'm always shocked at people who go out of their way to make their life way more busy, to just do whatever. I'm like, Claire's life, Claire could have been having a chill week. She decided to take it upon herself. She chose.
Starting point is 00:27:34 To make all this insane shit happen. I'm like, just, just let it chill. And it's not affecting her anyway. No, she could have just just, just, just, just, just, just, just, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. that, that, that, that, that, to to to to to to just, to to to to to to to to to to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to thi. the thi. to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that was nuts. That was, I don't, I love that one. I can't get over Claire. That had twists and turns. I love when a person comes out of nowhere. Yeah. She said, actually.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Ha ha ha ha ha. All right. Uh, here's our next story. Yeah. Am I the asshole. after our Thanksgiving meal. Okay, my inclination is already no. You don't think he's an asshole. No, not a bill, I can already tell. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Okay. Placed your bet. Kimmy, do you have an opinion? I have learned to never make a judgment based off the title, based on these. It's... But go ahead and make one. I'm gonna say there's some third-party Claire shit that's gonna happen here. You think it's a unexpected person is the asshole. I think no one's the asshole except for a third-party Claire.
Starting point is 00:28:31 There's always the option of nobody's the asshole. No, Claire. Claire, from the other situation is still the asshole. And this one, she comes in. He's playing with his brother. What? Claire. You were from the last story. Claire, you're not a main character. You're not a main character, Claire. You're not a new character, no. The evening before Thanksgiving, my siblings, older sister and a younger brother, all of
Starting point is 00:28:54 us are in our 20s, decided to put on a last minute Thanksgiving with just the three of us. My brother offered to bring the turkey since, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the turkey, the turkey, to, the turkey, the turkey, the turkey, to, to, the turkey, the turkey, to, to, to, to, to, the, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. Wea, their their their their their their, their their the turkey since he got one for free from work, and my sister and I said, we could throw some sides together. We all seemed excited and we were laughing at how this is going to be a shit show since none of us have ever put together a large meal like this before, and none of us are particularly adept at cooking. My sister and I picked up groceries and for sides that we normally have at our family Thanksgiving, mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes, gravy, th, th, th, th, th, and th, and th, th, th, and th, th, and th, th, th, th, and th, th, and th, th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and tho, and tho, and thi, that, and tho, and tho, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi., theauu., theau., tho' tho' theauau., thi. thi. thi, thi, potatoes, buns, and wine beer. No raisins in there. No raisins don't belong. My brother said he would come over at noon and when he got there with the turkey we were still cooking. We underestimated how long it would take to prepare and fumbled through timing out the oven stove
Starting point is 00:29:37 timing. He was clearly very put out by this and grumbled about how he said he was to be there at noon. He grabbed a drink and went over to the couch to turn on the TV while my sister and I continued to cook. No offer to help cook. The sides all finished at different times and my brother became increasingly upset. We ended up having the full meal done around 2 p.m. But we were having bites of what was already finished. We, my sister and I thoved, the the the the end of it, though, my sister and I were actually really proud of ourselves. The sides turned out great. My brother is a picky eater, but we got food we always have at our usual family Thanksgiving,
Starting point is 00:30:12 so we thought we were safe. He apparently didn't like that we put rosemary in the mashed potatoes, so he avoided those. And then he was clearly skeptical of the rest of the sides and kind and kind and kind, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the the the the sides and kind of picked it those. His meal was mostly turkey and gravy. The day after, my sister and I put all our receipts together and split it evenly between the three of us. Again, my brother got the turkey free at work, and then my mom actually gave him all the seasoning and ingredients he needed for the rest when he told her he was making it.
Starting point is 00:30:39 So literally, his only contribution to Thanksgiving was actually cooking the turkey. My sister and I soon got a call from our mom, shaming us because my brother complained we unexpectedly sent him a bill and he said that he wasn't consulted on the sides and didn't even like the food we made, did need it, etc. She said that she would never think to charge people she invited over for Thanksgiving. My siblings and I are all early in our careers and all make a similar income. We generally generally this together, and even though my sister offered to have us at her apartment, I would never have assumed she was going to treat the two of us to an entire Thanksgiving meal. He also failed to mention he drank most of the alcohol my sister and I bought. I thought we were all on the same page about what to expect,
Starting point is 00:31:20 and I honestly thought the meal exceeded the meal sister didn't invite us over for dinner as a host. When we were discussing getting together, we just all agreed she had the best space, free of other roommates, biggest kitchen. I can see how my brother turned this into, she's hosting, but it didn't occur to me for a second to stick my sister with all the cost, to be fair.
Starting point is 00:31:42 No, we did not discuss splitting the cost the meal ahead of time. So now do you want to revise your opinions? What did I say? You said he was not? No he's not. Not even a little bit. You don't think he is an asshole? No. Do you think he's an asshole? I think this is the most more gray area one of the bunch that we've had so far because I think the bill is very the bill the bill is very the bill is very the bill is very the bill is very th.. I. the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu. the fact that they didn't talk about it beforehand to like to spring that on someone when they are hosting and like family too like family I would like I don't know I would try and go out of my way to even if I wasn't making much to like do something nice for them so I feel like it's it's great I don't know what you think? I see the verdict here I see the verdict the verdict is the verdict is the verdict is the verdict is the verdict is the verdict is the verdict is th. th. th. the verdict is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi the thi the. the. the. the. the. thi thi the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. the. the. The verdict is that he's an asshole. Which I find fascinating. I do find it a little interesting. The comments are saying like, very gently, possibly, you're the asshole.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Did you discuss splitting costs prior? If not, no matter how he acted throughout, a bill may make you the asshole. Since it may have sounded like a potluck to him. However, it sounds like he is the asshole in life, just in general. Yes. Oh, yeah, for sure. Sorry, O P. In this case, you're the asshole. It did sound like it was a potluck and your brother made the effort to cook the turkey and
Starting point is 00:32:52 did cook it, which would entail getting up sides up at the right time. You were two hours late, half an hour is no big deal, even an hour is not a problem if everything comes up within 10 or so minutes of each other. The turkey was more than two hours out of the oven, ready more than two hours before everything else. Cooking and baking are all about the you were shopping for supplies. Yes, he drank alcohol, but he was invited as a guest to your sister's home. Also, I apologize, but who puts rosemary and mashed potatoes? That is unheard of to me and is a travesty to potatoes. What? That person is? That person is that. Someone responded to that. I agree with everything you said except rosemary and potatoes part. They pair amazingly most times, but by how he describes their culinary skills,
Starting point is 00:33:46 I would assume they didn't do a good job. It's like you don't have to do that much, right? You're not putting raisins in your potatoes. Look, you can put spices and herbs yes, and your potatoes. Absolutely. I think the writing good time and whatever. And I think it makes it easier for you to side with him.
Starting point is 00:34:07 But it is true, maybe he's painting his brother in like this kind of bad way of like, yeah, well, he was mad. He made a turkey, and turkey, and that would have been the most for a turkey. He got it for free, but if you can get a turkey for free, you're gonna do that. Yeah. But they didn't suggest splitting the cost. They didn't. No, I think that's a big issue.
Starting point is 00:34:30 It also says they never discussed, like the sister wasn't like, I'll host, it was just like, oh, you should have it's, hosting. I also probably would have just pocketed the bill myself and I probably wouldn't have charged but I don't think it is super unreasonable to split it three ways. Yeah. I don't think it's yeah. Especially because it's the brother doing it not the sister sending the bill. Yeah. It sounds like the three of them planned this together. Yes. I guess it's maybe it's because that's how I think my brothers and I would view it just inherently of like if the three of us just plan something together,
Starting point is 00:35:07 we would all just like, oh, it's all, all of us are going in on this together, all the aspects of it, including the bill of it all. And the brother is the one doing the bi- It's not the sister hosting. The sister is not like I bought this alcohol. It's like we bought all this alcohol and you did drink it and alcohol is the most expensive part of it. The potluck defense feels to me that's more like amongst friends. Yeah. That's like if you're having a friends giving and like whatever but it's three siblings. Yeah like you should you know the situation. I don't know. I agree. I kind of land on the fence on this to be to be honest. Yeah I don't think I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I thin thin thin think I thin thin thin think I th I th I th I th I th I th I thin thin' thin' thin' th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th thin thin thin thin thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the the the the the the to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to to to the to the the the the to be honest so yeah it's definitely not cut and dry no
Starting point is 00:35:45 it's tough I don't think it's an asshole for sending the bill but I do think that he can be like oh I don't want to pay I think like oh okay okay fair he has a fair defense yeah am I the asshole am I'm the asshole the thousand I'm going to say it's my the sissu I'm going to say it's my my my my my my my my th in th in thin thin thin th th th th th th th th to th to to to th th th th th th th th thin th th th th th thus. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thus is thus is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi is thi is thi is to thi is to to to thi to thi thi to to thi to to to thi to thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, that's tough. Yeah. No, they're not the asshole. You don't think they're the asshole. I'm going to say, my sister's wedding? Sister. Yes. This entirely depends on the reasoning of why the husband is not invited.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Oh, you're so right. My ultimate inclination is, yes, you're the be there for them. But at the same time, if it's a dumb reason the husband's not invited, I'm like, no, that's fair. Like, then your sister betrayed you. Yes. But if the husband tried to murder your sister, that's a good reason. Or slept with the groom or something. If there, if it's, it, we're going to see what level me start by saying, I do understand my husband's behavior is inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Oh, okay. Well, not a great start. I would end it there. Everyone in this room just said, awww. But like all of us, he's not perfect. And I took vows to him to stand by him and accept him as a whole person, including his flaws. Overall, he's a good husband, and I love him despite this one issue.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I don't like it. What is the one issue? No? What is it? What is it? Ah! I need you guys to both buckle up. Okay, buckled.
Starting point is 00:37:24 My husband has a kink for urinating on himself in public. I think it's the humiliation aspect that gets him off. So sometimes, not every time, we get together with my family, he will pee his pants. No. But overall, it's not really that. We get together with my family, he will pee his pants. But overall, it's not really that disruptive. No, no. He just stands up and says something like, oh no, I've peed myself. Then he goes to the bathroom and changes.
Starting point is 00:37:58 I always bring a change of pants and underwear for him in case this happens. No! And when he gets back, we just move on and don't talk about it. Of course, we don't want people to know my husband is doing this for a kink, so we've told my family he has a medical condition that causes him to not have a full control of his bladder. I told them, the reason he doesn't wear a adult diapers is that he's ashamed of needing diapers at his age, so he's basically in denial that he needs them and refuses to wear them. Well, now my sister is getting married and she says my husband can't come
Starting point is 00:38:30 because she doesn't want him disrupting the wedding by peeing his pants. I told her it was unfair to exclude him over a medical condition he can't help. Which is true as far as she knows. That's true. That's true. But she said it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the true. the true. the true. the the trueue. the true. the true. true. true. true. true. true. true. that's true. that's That's true. That's true. But she said it's his own choice to refuse to wear adult diapers so it's his fault. Bam, uno reverse. Wait. Fuck yeah, that's it. I told her it's her wedding and she can invite who she wants but if my husband isn't invited I'm not coming. He loves my family and I know it really hurts him to be excluded from the wedding just because of a kink he can't help having.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Fuck you! Yeah, what? You can have a kink, but you don't need to do it at a family gathering. And at the expense of others' comfort and... Absolutely not. He's been crying and saying he feels disgusting for having this kink, but that he can't control himself and now my family doesn't even want him around. I know it would really hurt him if I just left him home and went to the wedding by myself. He told me it's my choice to go if I want and that he won't be mad but I know he'd be
Starting point is 00:39:31 really sad if I went. I love my sister and my family, but my husband is my life partner so he's always my number one priority above anyone else. And I believe I should stand by him and support him rather than choosing my family over him. So I told my sister I won't make it to the wedding, and now she's extremely angry with me, saying I'm a bad sister because I won't be there to support her. She's marrying a woman so she also said it makes it look like I'm homophobic if I don't show up to support their union. I told her Ithat layer to it. We had a little spice. We added some rosemary to those mashed potatoes.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Yes, absolutely. I told her I'd love to come if my husband is invited, but she said she can't stand the thought of him disrupting the ceremony or reception by peeing his pants and announcing it. No. No. Um, I toled her how much it hurts. I pee myself. Does anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone thoe thoe tho I tho I tho tho tho I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that tho tho tho tho to to to tho tho thoes. I thoes. I th. I th. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I the. I tho. I tho. I told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told tho it hurts. I'm pitting myself. Does anyone object?
Starting point is 00:40:26 I have pitted myself. No. I do not object. I do not object, but I have weeweed myself. I told her how much it hurts my husband that he's excluded, but she doesn't care. I said fine, but that means I can't come, but she won't let it go and keep starting fights saying I'm a bad sister I do feel bad that it hurts her that I won't be there. Holy shit. So what's the original question? Am I the asshole for not attending my sister's wedding since my husband is not invited? Yeah wait yes you are
Starting point is 00:40:59 the the assh. She's the asshole in so many ways that her family doesn't even know about? Yes! Crazy! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, you you you you you you you! Yes, you you! Yes, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you are th, yes, yes, you are th, you are th, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you are th, th th th th th, th, th, that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it, that it that it, that it, that it, that it that it, that it, th that it, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that it that it the asshole. She's the asshole in so many ways. She's the asshole in so many ways that her family doesn't even know about. Yes. Crazy! Now is she the asshole from her sister's side? Yes, yes, because the sister brought the good point. You have a medical condition, that's fine. Wear diapers. Yeah, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:41:18 100 percent. And don't stand up and announcement. It it it it it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi's thi. thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi, thithe announcement. That's the announcement. Oh, I want to know how he announces it too. I don't know. I'm shocked that she lets this go, like she knows it's a kink. And he's doing it with her family? And he's gonna do it at the wedding. You know he can't resist. That's prime, pime. I would, yeah, absolutely. You gotta do it there. Huff up on the mic, hey guys, I just have a little shout out. It's ti-ting-ting-ting.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Ting-ting-ting. Baby, let's go. You'd have to be doing it multiple times, because it's two events. There's the ceremony and there's a reception. You got to hear yourself. Oh my God. Okay, we've got some comments here. Someone said, the actual fuck, you know the husband is going to get off on pissing himself right in the middle of the vow exchange, right? You have to.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Yeah, you must. I mean, look, if I'm him, you got to. He's not sad that he's not going to. He's sad that's why he's crying. That would have been the spot. You know this was going to be an important moment for me. I also feel like the family knows it's not a medical condition. Oh, yeah. He's like, oh no, I peed myself. Oops!
Starting point is 00:42:35 Oops! Whoops! Oh, woopsie! Oh, wow, it's so fucked up that I peed myself. Yeah. You guys should all talk shit about me. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Don't look. Please. I read a lot of Reddit, and I'm going to be very candid here. One of my favorite subredits is our sex, where people talk about stories about their sexual lives and sexual relationships. And I think it is great when people are like very accepting of like when like a partner comes to them with like a very embarrassing king. Yeah. It's a kink that they're like, hey, I'm really nervous. I like to pee myself. Yeah. Yeah. They don't have their consent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And people are accepting of that. I think that's beautiful. Yeah, it's at the expense. Yes. It's not. they're not. they're not. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. They. No. They. They don. They don. They don. They don't. the. the. the. the. their. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. I. I. I they're. I they're. I they're. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I they. I they. I they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I they. I they. I they. I they. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I like. I like. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Your wife's family. Yeah, people are really agreeing on that.
Starting point is 00:43:25 You're the asshole, who, boy, this is not where I thought any of this would go. You've got kinks, you've got angry family members, you've got a gay wedding, you've got it all. You've got it all. Yeah. Someone said, what if the husband is the husband, the husband, the husband, the husband is the one who wrote this post in order to get more humiliation in the comments? What if we're seeing him? We have been exposed to the key.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Cut the camera. Cut the camera. Ha! Someone said, right. We've actually known a couple people who have struggled with incontinence, and they would bend over backwards to keep it private. Even in front of people ontinence and they would bend over backwards to keep it private. Even in front of people they knew and trusted.
Starting point is 00:44:07 If I met an adult who was so casual about it happening repeatedly, I'd seriously start to suspect something like this as well. And he's sitting while he's doing this. How many chairs and couches has he ruined? That is the best story I've ever heard. Again I want to say it. It is so disrespectful to people who like actually have a medical condition. Lying about a medical condition to like cover for yourself is so messed up. And then being so deluded about the lie that they're like, I can't believe they didn't respect
Starting point is 00:44:34 my husband's fake medical condition that I made up to disguise the fact that he is a pissed tank. I imagine I imagine. I imagine this this this this this this this person this person this person this person. I this person. I this person this person. I this person. I this person. I this person. I imagine this person. I imagine this person. I imagine this person. I imagine this person. I imagine this person is probably probably probably this person is probably probably this person is probably probably, I'm just, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th... I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm this. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi lot. Yeah. She's fully crazy. A lot of these people are crazy. But that's, hey, that's the joy of the holidays. Yeah. Do you think this guy did this on like on Thanksgiving at some point? Oh, he's definitely done it on everything. He's done it. He's done it enough times that he's not getting invited to the wedding.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Right, right. Well, thank you too for joining me on this journey of insane Reddit stories. These are absolutely friggin bonkers. We had some good ones. We used to read Reddit stories like this all the time on Twitch. But let us know if you'd like us to do this more here on YouTube, because we love doing it, and there is a plethora of unhinged stories out there for us to find and read. Thank you all for watching. We hope you guys have a great holiday season. We hope it is piss-free.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Yeah. I do hope you piss at some point in at the appropriate places. This holiday season, please piss. Don't hold that in. Just do it in the right spot. God damn it. Yeah, we want a disclaimer, it's okay to piss. It's okay to piss. Go piss, girl. Go piss, girl.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Thank you. Thanks. Thanks.

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