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Episode Date: May 27, 2023Have you ever had a roommate like these Redditors? 0:00-0:33 Intro 0:34-9:04 Moved My Roommates Insulin https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/12npaj6/aita_for_leaving_my_roommates_insulin_out..._of_the/ 9:05-17:34Sleeping Naked To Teach Flatmate's GF A Lesson https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/d10cpy/aita_for_sleeping_naked_on_top_of_the_covers_to/ 17:35-29:10 Roommate Exposed Us To Radiation https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/11k3wtj/roommate_exposed_us_to_toxic_gas/ 29:11-37:48 Roommate Ate My Steak https://www.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/9vnrm0/roommate_justified_eating_my_steaks_by_pointing/ 37:49-44:54 Roommate Doesn't Allow Boyfriends https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/12kt68v/aita_for_being_vindictive_and_telling_my/ 44:55-53:41 Asked My Roommate To Be Nicer https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/lpz2cr/how_dare_she_act_like_a_normal_human_person_no/ 53:42-1:04:22 Cooked Meat On My Vegan Roommates Dishes https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/pw633n/i_did_the_one_singular_thing_my_roommate_asked_me/ 1:04:23-1:15:44 Girl Copied My Whole Life https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ukzctc/aita_for_refusing_to_pay_for_girls_wig_after_she/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Vida Robbins Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - AP: Kimmy Jimenez EVP of Programming: Joel Rubin AD: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Art - Asst Dir.: Erin Kuschner Art Coord.: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Dir. Of Photography: Brennan Iketani GFX: Brittany Hobbs Post Manager: Luke Baker Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Sr. Dir. Of Production: Zoe Moacanin Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Wardrobe Supervisor: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back to Reddit Stories You Cannot Believe are real.
Today my guests are Courtney and Damien.
Hello.
So this, the theme today is relatively about roommates.
And roommate stories, we've had them before. They're always shocking.
Unbelivable. They're just fascinating. And Damien you and I used to be roommates forever ago. roommate stories, we've had them before, they're always shocking, unbelievable.
They're just fascinating.
And Damon, you and I used to be roommates forever ago, so I'm curious if we're going to relate
to this stuff.
Yeah.
All right.
We were the good roommates.
All right, here we go.
First story.
Am I the asshole for moving my roommate's insulin out of the way?
Off to an awesome start.
Off to an awesome start. So this is a 27-year-old man. So my roommate, a 23-year-old
woman, is a type 1 diabetic and she stores her insulin in the refrigerator. I
decided to throw a huge surprise party for my best friend, a 28-year-old man
this weekend. I knew the party would be a massive hit and I was super excited to see the look on his face when he walked in. To make the
party unforgettable, I ordered a giant custom-made ice cream cake which needed to
be kept in the fridge. When I got home with the cake I realized there wasn't
enough room in the fridge for it. My roommate wasn't home so I couldn't ask her stuff. I saw her insulin and I thought it would the the the the tha tha tha tha tha thii. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the throwneeathea the the the the toeathea' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theoun't. theaqqqqqqqqqqqqqqaqaqaqaqaqa'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'luua'lu.a'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'teatr. thought it would be no big deal if I took it out for a few hours while the party was going on just to make room for the cake.
I mean I didn't think she would need it during the party since she wasn't even
invited. Anyway my roommate came home unexpectedly during the party noticed her
insulin was missing and absolutely freaked out. She started yelling at
me in front of all of my guests making a scene and totally ruining the vibe.
She went on this whole rant about how this type of insulin spoils quickly at room temperature
or something.
She went on this whole rant about how this type of insulin spoils quickly at room temperature
or something.
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Now everyone's telling me I'm the asshole for taking your insulin out of the fridge,
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I think she overreacted.
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what you did? Anyways, oh my God. So I've only been on one other episode of this
show and I haven't used this card yet. This is a hundred percent fake.
You think this is fake? There's no way because think about the size of a cake
and the size of a fridge. my dad was a fridge. Even if we're talking mini fridge. My dad was a diabetic, right?
So there was insulin in the fridge.
Maybe syringes are separate, maybe it comes in the syringe.
He didn't take out the ketchup?
He didn't take out one thing of soda.
There is no way in the thing that moves to make room for the cake. Do we know how much insulin there was?
A month's supply is just like a bottle.
She had to take emergency insulin, which means I think like...
What does that mean?
Does she have a fridge in her room?
I'm serious.
Like, that's why I think this is fake.
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say what makes them an asshole is even if it doesn't spoil fast, it's like you still didn't
know that for sure when you made that decision. Yeah, I mean, this person clearly doesn't know much about like any medication that needs
to be refrigerated.
Like, I worked at a pharmacy and you have to be serious about it.
Even if you think you're 90% sure they're exaggerating that it might be fine, what if, like,
what if it wasn't?
Then that's like, you put that person's health aside for a cake that probably, unless it was
like an ice cream cake, would have needed to be, you know, or like it's a party.
Did you not have a cooler where you could put other stuff?
Yeah, and you couldn't even text this person.
Like I'm so, I'm so shocked.
That's wild.
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Yeah. Here's the wild thing about this to me too. Say for instance it is real.
I've had situations with roommates that are like didn't always get along with
but like they would use one of my pans or something. Say for instance they cleaned it with the Teckles all chipped off and I'll the the I I I I I I I I I I I I the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they's. they's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I's is is is is. I's. I'll is. It's. It's. It's. I'll is. It's. I'll is. I'll is. I'll is. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I wrong thing. I come back and the Teflon's all chipped off and I, you'll have the conversation of like,
hey, I'm sorry to do this, but you kind of botched the pan.
They're like, all right, I'll replace it.
Like, even if someone is a jerk, if they're like, hey, you ruined my thing, they'll
usually be like, I can at least understand that. well I googled your medication. Yeah, yeah. What? Like I'm 90% sure she's exaggerating.
Like it's just like dude, come on, man.
And she said something and she ruined the whole vibe.
It's like, bro, come on.
No, no way.
So the O.P.
responded to a bunch of people and commented a bunch of stuff.
And someone summed it all up.
And they go, O.P's comments comments comments comments comments commentsthe moderator it looks like, but he left one saying that they
didn't have fridges in historical times and diabetics were fine. For historical
context, if you were diagnosed with type 1 diabetes prior to the 1920s or so, you
would almost certainly be dead within three months. He also seemed
convinced somehow that insulin is essentially just a vial of sugar water.
If this is real, Jesus tap dancing Christ, he's a moron.
I mean, if this person's in the comments arguing with people, this might be real and this
person might be that stupid.
Yeah, or just like that.
How old is OP?
27.
This is the thing, though.
Look, it's okay to be stupid.
It's okay, it's okay.
I use that as a comeback all the time.
It's okay to be stupid.
It's okay to not understand how most medications work.
All you have to understand is just really, like, hey, whatever their rules are
for their medications,, that's how that's to stay in the fridge. That's for their life. Okay, fine. I don't understand how it works.
I don't get it, but I will keep it there.
But that's just the, that's the breaks.
Like, you know, um.
It's possible O.P. like,
like, removed a bunch of other stuff or like like you said taking out like
fuck it the milk like I don't know I imagine maybe they're in a rush and
they just took out some stuff said it there and like didn't I bet they didn't
even think that's the way I think they just grab stuff out and they just put
it out and then and then later we're like with another scenario where they are so unable to recognize making
a mistake and taking accountability for that.
Like for me to sleep well tonight, this has to be fake and if it's not, if this person is
around they could be breeding.
We got to stop this.
Yeah.
Clearly throwing parties.
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that keeps you alive was ruined is a real bummer.
And someone said expensive medicine.
Insurance won't cover the replacement.
No.
Mine is $800 per bottle without insurance.
O.P better be ready to pay up.
Yeah, I hope.
I would be interested to see if this was ever on Reddit or updates later. Oh, of the asshole for not giving my roommate $800?
It is recent.
It's somewhat recent, but no update.
I truly, like, would it feel safe living with someone like that?
Hell no.
I mean, if they, if this is all, if this went down as they said,
there's no way they're still living together.
No. No, expired would have said, like, hey, you need to pay me back for this.
And the other person would have been like, no, screw it, absolutely not.
No.
Like, oh, that's an ender.
Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's an ender's game right there.
And I'm glad that's thought that he was an asshole. I love that for him. But that's his friends, unfortunately. They're probably just like, whoa, that was crazy back there.
No, what he's saying?
Everyone was calling him an asshole.
Oh, good.
So everyone at the party saw that and was like,
bro, why did you do that?
Like, I guess there so like it looks like he didn't want to take out any of his stuff. Oh because he has to keep his beer cold or whatever for
the party. Yeah probably had a lot of stuff for the party so probably just like
oh all my roommate's stuff goes out. Awful person. Let's move on because that
we're starting off with a pretty horrible asshole. Never been washed horrible
asshole. Stinky.
The grossest asshole.
Stinky.
Okay, next story.
Am I the asshole for sleeping naked on top of the covers
to teach my flatmate's girlfriend a lesson?
So for context, I've heard this one before it,
so all I'm gonna do is make this face while you're reading it the whole time. Okay, I have not read this one, so let's let's see.
New to Reddit, please bear with. So I, 21 guy, live with my childhood best friend, 22,
also a guy, and have done for two years now, and have been for two years now.
Up until last week, things were perfect between us. However, he recently got a new
girlfriend, 23 lady, and she honestly seems absolutely
great except for one thing.
She seemingly has a complete aversion to knocking.
She and I have quite a lot in common, and I actually like spending time with her.
However, it bugs the hell out of me when she just barges into my room without knocking
first.
Now, she's never walked in on me doing anything untoward.
I'm usually just chilling on my bed or studying at my desk. However, however at least seven separate occasions now, she's done it first thing in the morning
to ask if I want coffee. I sleep naked. Every time prior to the last one, I've been under
the covers and she hasn't seen anything. I always point out that she could have, and she just giggles and says, but I didn't. When she stayed over last week in order to make my point, I intentionally slept
on top of the covers. Sure enough, she barges in at 7 a.m. begins to ask if I want coffee and
sees my you know what. She immediately backed out of the room and didn't speak to me for the
rest of the day. My mate later pulled me aside and said I was bang out of order,
accused me of deliberately exposing myself and pointed out that I'd threatened to do it before. I literally just said, okay but what if I had no
covers and you saw everything before. They're now framing this to others that I'm
some sick creep who intentionally got naked and lay and wait for her because that's
how I get my rocks off and I'm kind of seeing how it came off that way. Am I the asshole for doing this? Okay. Okay. Well, look, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to tho. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thoooooo. tho. tho. tho. that way. Am I the asshole for doing this? Okay.
Well, look, before we get into more details on this,
I will say like, you should knock.
Like, that's, that in a roommate situation,
that is, that is their private property.
That's their home.
Yeah, you should not.
Especially if they've made a comment about, like, hey, you could have, like, hey, you should knock. Yeah, it's just like, that to me is trespassing.
Like, that's...
But at the same time, he literally was like,
these guys are acting like,
I purposefully slept naked and waited for this.
That is exactly what you did.
He did, he did, in fact.
And it wasn't to get your physical rocks off, but it was to get your mental your mental your mental your mental your mental your mental your mental their their her wrong and that's exactly what you did. It's a it's a tough situation because I think they're kind of both
assholes like obviously you should knock like when someone is setting a boundary
with you multiple times and you're not respecting that boundary you are in the
wrong there and I understand him wanting to be like proving a point
I get that but it's not like you didn't, your cake fell down the
disposal because you didn't listen to me, like, oops, that's my point.
It's like, weird genitals were exposed to that person who didn't want to see that.
Like, oops.
And there were steps, there were steps that could have been taken. Yeah, so, you know, as always with Reddit stories, we don't have a lot a a a a a tha tha've written. He never says that he told them,
please don't like barge into my room. Please knock. He's not, he doesn't explicitly say that he had that
talk with them. He could have sat down and been like, hey, it really makes me uncomfortable when you
barge into my room without knocking. He didn't say that. He kind of went straight for the nuclear option. Yeah, and that, you know, that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that does that, that does, that, that, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. knocking. He didn't say that. He kind of went straight for the nuclear option.
Yeah, and that, you know, that does leave the possibility open of like,
is he just looking for this crazy thing to do?
Like, I, I, I, we don't know.
But look, are you an asshole for barging into someone's room without knocking?
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This sounds to me like someone who is frankly oblivious and like was in the right originally,
wanted to find a way to get back at them, but did something that is like, unfortunately,
like it does paint you in a pretty bad light. And it's like, you have now exposed
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And like beyond that with the privacy thing, like, you know, we've talked about personal
roommate stuff.
I had a roommate before who had a girlfriend who was like very immature and so like I would
sometimes be in my room and I would just hear a knock at the door and so like she
would knock and that was nice.
But like, I'd like, I, and she'd be like, hi.
And she'd be like, how are you?
I'm like, good, just sort of hanging out in my room.
And she's like, okay, why I just want to say hey?
And I was like, okay.
And like, even that is like, she didn't do anything wrong, but it was just kind of
like, hey, what the fuck was that back that? Hey man, I don't know you. You're my roommate's girlfriend and you guys are going to go hang out.
Like why are you here?
Sure.
We have some comments here.
So Reddit declared not the asshole.
And they said, not the asshole.
She knew it was a risk when she barged in.
How is she not the pervert?
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out like there are other forms of locks without getting a lock. There are other
ways you can do that. You shouldn't have to. You shouldn't have to.
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your girlfriend keeps walking in on me,
knowing that I sleep naked.
It's inappropriate.
Don't you think that's weird?
And then leave it to him to figure it out?
But like.
Yeah, the other comment that we have here.
the other comments. make your point. You deserve your privacy and she obviously isn't respecting that. If you told her before and she just shrugged it off, then maybe a little shock and real life
demonstration is what she needed in order to get the point across. Also, screw those people.
You didn't expose yourself to her. She exposed herself to you by barging into your private
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Yeah, I definitely am more on the side with you guys
of feeling like I really need to know,
frankly with this one I need to know way more context.
Like, yeah.
It's touchy, because like, first of all, she exposed herself to your exposure. Like, a lot of actual criminals would try to use that as an excuse when they're actually
trying to flash people.
Like, I think, like I said, he chose to sleep above the covers. And I feel like the only way
that this would have been actually funny and in any way slightly a method of fixing the problem is if he multiple
times spoke to both of the other people in the situation saying please do not
come into my room. Like I don't know I think I disagree with Reddit. Yeah I
think he skipped a few steps. Like I would have personally been like hey you have
violated my privacy a few times.
So just letting you know, from here on out, I will be sleeping naked above the covers.
If you come into my room, you are going to see me naked.
That's totally fair.
Just so you know, right?
And also, like, I do, so first, again, wrong of him to expose himself to her because he
did end up doing that.
Does the, how thick is that door?
Hey, you want coffee? That's it.
Yep.
Is it like five inches of steel?
It feels like there is like a lot, a huge lack of process.
I think that there's so many registrars where I'm like, I think they're 90% of this is missing. It's an untrustworthy narrator.
Yeah, and this is one of them.
So fill in the gaps with your own bias.
It definitely reads to me as, you know,
whether it's aged well or not.
It sounds like a premise of a friend's episode.
It wouldn't have aged well.
Oh, this is textbook Joey.
Yeah, it sounds like that. Anyways, all right, so moving on.
This next one, now we're moving on to something a little more simple, I guess you could say.
I don't know if that makes sense.
All right, next one.
This came from legal advice.
So you know it's real good.
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I'm hungry.
Uh, Damien, I'm curious if you'll be able to help us out with this one.
Yeah, I'm curious.
Why me specifically?
I, I don't know.
You pay attention better.
Not lately.
No, my meds have covered up on my OCD symptoms, which is what made me focus on shape. Now the ADHD is left and I'm just toast. Oh well we're all fucked then. Okay, okay. All right here we go.
Rommate exposed us to to toxic radon gas. That's why. Okay. Okay. I, a 26 year old female
live in a two-bedroom apartment with my 19-year-old male roommate. My roommate has a
collection of clocks and old electronics he keeps in a case in his bedroom.
I received my radon detector from a friend three days ago.
He had high radon levels, five pico curies per liter of air, which I guess is a lot in his
house, but got it mitigated and now it's down below one, and wanted to give it to me as he didn't need it anymore.
I turn it on and after the warm-up period,
see that it's reading 224 Pico Curie's, not 2.24, in the main room.
I move it to my bedroom, close to his, and it's maxing out at over 500 in my bedroom.
My apartment lobby reads at around 3.5.
I did some research and the radium clocks do emit radon,
but not nearly enough to cause that big of a spike in radon levels.
I questioned him when he gets back from work and he panics a bit and tells me that he has
around 13.5 millicuries of radium. He shows me the cabinet and there's a vial of thium paint thia thia thia thia thia. A thia. A thia. A th. A th. A th. A 13.5 millicuries of radium.
He shows me the cabinet, and there's a vial of radium paint.
A lot of shavings and glass jars, lots and lots of clocks and gauges, what he calls Soviet
radium scales, old U.S. Army radium discs, and other items with radium.
It's obvious how the apartment was contaminated, and I worry the radon is leaching into the rest of the apartments. He's been here and
had his collection for over a year. Levels this high are basically unheard of and
can cause cancer with ease. So I'm worried I might lose my life over this.
Obviously this isn't my landlord's fault, it's the roommate. So what do I
even do here? Does something like this break the lease? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. Ioome. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoom. Ieoleckhea. Ieckhea. Ieckhea. Ieckhea. Ieckhea. Ieckhea. Ieathea. Ieathea. Ieathea. Ieathea. Ieatheaugheathea. Ia. Ia. Ia. I'm iseatr. Ia. I'm. I'm. I'm justeateatr. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm theathea. I'm theathea. I'm theathe what do I even do here? Does something like this break the lease and get my roommate and all his radium kicked out? Can I sue him if I get lung cancer out of this? What
is my next step? Oh my gosh. I think that'd be criminal negligence. I think that's pretty
bad. Are you, I don't know the stuff. Are you legally allowed to own that stuff? I think criminal negligence is a great way to put it? Yeah. that? that? that. that? that? that? that? that? that? that? th. to to the? to to, to, the, to, to, to, to, their, to, to, to, their, to, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. theymea, they. tooome, too, too, toe not that hard to have that not that not even close to that much radium in your
apartment. That's a normal human. I don't know sometimes it's really hard for me I
open up cabinets and I'm like oh my god I forgot I put my radium in here. Yeah.
Oh no I actually bought more radium. Oh my god I bought millions of radium. Why is it my Roku working? Oh, it's just a bunch of radium.
And he's 19.
Obviously, I'd be livid if someone had this.
Thank God she got the...
Thank you actually randomly got like a meter for this.
That's the universe giving her something, yeah.
Um, we have some comments here. He said millicuries, thi thi th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi's thi's thi's thi, th, th, th, th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, thi thi, thi thi, thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi's thi. thi's thi. thi's thi's thi. thi's thi's thi's thi. thi's thi's thi. thi's thi's thi's thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thiicuries and not microcuries. Are you sure?
If it was millicuries, you need to stay far away from that cabinet
if it's not lined with lead, including whatever
is the opposite side of the wall.
At that point, you're looking at a significant source
of gamma radiation on top of the radon hazard.
Does he have a guide your counter?
You need to report this stuff now. That's an absurd amount of radium to have lying
around. O.P. responded, from my research, he'd be over 13.5 microcuries after his first 14 clocks,
since it looks like each one of those is one microcurry. So I'd assume it's millicuries.
Most of the items are in lead containers. He took them out to show me, which is how I know
about the full collection. The clocks and gag aren't though. He does have a Geiger
counter and told me the dose rate foot from the cabinet is barely above
background. Clearly the lead and plastic bags aren't blocking out the radon though.
Someone else, clearly there's a lot of experts here in, in legal advice, you have to put what state you're in. So someone said, well, you can call the Wyoming Department of Environmental Quality and
or the federal EPA and ask what to do.
Be prepared to move out immediately, as it's not far-fetched for your apartment to be declared
a hazardous waste site.
You are not going to be held to your lease if this happens. Do not suggest to your roommate that he's, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thrown, thrown, and, and, to, and, and, too, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, too, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the the toe. the the the the the the the the the the the toe roommate that he throw this stuff out in the trash, you can't even throw out old smoke detectors.
So the likelihood that he can safely throw this stuff out is zero.
He certainly cannot do so legally.
They, OP responded,
If the apartment is destroyed by the radiation,
will I be in trouble or will he have to pay for all the damages?
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responder organization for assessing radiological incidents. Rap advises
federal, that's what says. That's their that's short our IP.
Local and tribal public safety officials first responders and law
enforcement personnel on steps to protect public health and safety or the environment during incidents involving radioactive
materials. We need a tribe called Quest. Yeah, I'm glad we're here. We need them now.
We need them here. Oh my goodness. So there is an update. Oh okay. Okay.
Okay. Here we go. Let's go. I forgot about this throwaway account. I figured I should
update this post. The day after I made this post, I slept in my car.
The next day, I went in wearing an N95 mask.
I can't get vaccinated for medical reasons,
so I carry them around to get my stuff and leave.
19-year-old man was gone.
His radiation detector on the kitchen table.
I don't know where he was, but I didn't care. Using his radiation detector, I was able to figure out the actual dose rate in my bedroom.
70 micro-severts an hour on my bed,
350 times over the natural background.
So bad.
Using some of the resources I was PMed,
I calculated around 1.1 cvert per year,
thin theaughed, I calculated around 1.1% per year. that's pretty damn bad. I then then, the the the then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, thr, thr., thr., thr., throwneeea, thean, thean, theauoooooooooooooea, thea, thea, thea, the, the radiation and the radon. Considering the background is somewhere around 0.005 Cverts per year,
that's pretty damn bad.
I then entered my roommate's room
to document exactly what he had in case my landlord wanted to blame me.
The radiation detector began alarming.
I took pictures of the cabinet.
When I placed the detector inside it,
it went into overload so I couldn't see the dose rate. For legal reasons, I will not the th th the th, I will the thine the thine the thine thine the thine thine thine the thi the thi, I will thi, I will thi, I will thi, I will thus, I will thus, I will thus, tho, the, I will the the, the, the, the the, the tho, the the, the, I the, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th..... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, I'm, I'm, I'm thee, I'm the, the, thean, theanan. thean. too too too too too too tean. teanan. cabinet. Finally, I tested my belongings for radiation. While there was a slightly detectable level from what
I learned, Radon daughters decay completely after 40 days, and I never got a reading over 0.5
micro receivers per hour. So it sounds like her stuff wasn't too bad.
I texted my landlord that I was leaving and terminating my lease due to the radiation hazard. I attached to the pictures I took, grabbed everything I could, including his radiation
detector.
I shouldn't have done this from a legal standpoint, but I wanted to be safe and left for my mom's
place.
I made it there safely and immediately showered.
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I have a damn good chance of making it out alive, and that's what matters.
I'm as safe as I can get. This will be my only update.
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This is gonna gain and value over time? No. If that's her exposure? What's his exposure? Yeah,
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I don't know.
I just feel like you know random facts about like they, like I feel like you would know like
oh radiation.
I don't know.
Okay, well then let's get into it then.
I have some uranium glass.
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and then like literally fall to the ground and decay.
And mine is behind glass.
Also, it is mostly radioactive when chipped or scratched or whatever.
I have stuff from the 30s in good condition.
It is well made, but it is probably more like radioactive than other things
would be, so I don't drink out of it or anything. It's a nice little display. And yes, it's bright green and see-through. That's kind of cool.
That's cool. But like a bunch of radium clocks, like I have a tea set. That's it. I'm all set. I'm fine. Behind glass. Clearly he's a hobby. That's a thi. thrown. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. the. thi. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. this sounds like the worst hobby ever. Yeah. Radiation aside, like it's like this
is stuff that you can't look at, have to keep in tight of a case, inside of a case,
that could, well, radiation not aside, that could kill you. Like I don't, and it's like, I would rather have Legos that I can't even play with you know what I mean?
This is like the inanimate object version of Tiger King.
So someone who works in this field in radiation in a year will potentially get 50 micro-severts in a year.
How much did she get? She got 70 on her bed.
So she is getting more in a day than a professional gets in a year.
That's rough.
Honestly, I think OPE should be super psyched because she's going to be SheHulk probably.
The green part, I think it's some part of, it's some part of the scoge.
They said gamma.
They said gamma radiation.
I can't not say something.
Look, we're all always thinking of the Hulk. It's just... It's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. They they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. I. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I they they're all always thinking of the Hulk.
It's just...
So we now had two roommate stories where the roommate tried to kill the OPE.
Well, we can't say tried.
Yeah.
Flashing someone doesn't kill them.
No, that's insulin.
Oh, no, I'm kidding.
So do you think Ninja Turtle Radi radiation roommate is worse than insulin roommate?
Yes.
Yeah, because insulin roommate, one incident is.
Both are idiots.
Both are, oh, yeah.
But radiation person, like, they're doing this.
They're a super building.
It's awful hard to like give someone cancer.
Like, just like, that's not usually like an action that you're like,
I'm sorry, I gave you cancer.
That's so true, it's like, damn.
Like the insulin thing sucks and that's gonna cost money and time,
it's gonna be a headache.
And it could have been bad.
It could have been very bad.
But this person did...
They don't make green cards cards the tha the tha tha this is like me, this might be the only way I know of bet you could do it and without
someone knowing.
Yeah, this is crazy.
You munch house and proxied cancer into your roommate.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's wild.
All right.
I've been feeding you lead paint for years.
I know, and it's delicious. Okay, boy, crazy stuff.
On to the next one.
Here we go.
Maybe this one'll be a little less crazy, you know.
So this comes from our bad roommates.
Oh, no new sub-redd.
That we found.
A roommate justified eating my stakes by pointing out
that he thought I wasn't going to eat the food.
Plus I got yelled at for touching my own food. What is this Terrace House?
I was... I was...
Oh, this is the meeting.
For the people who watch Terrace House.
I don't know.
Okay.
Or do you get it.
My house has a detached garage, which has a chest freezer that I bought.
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stuffed it away in my chest freezer. My roommate also happens to use the chest
freezer and he tends to stuff his frozen foods into it. Space tends to get limited
but never really had an issue. Until this incident happened. The stakes
the stakes were in low supply and I think I was down to two of them. Well I the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes the stakes, the stakes, th. th. thoing, I thi. the stakes, I thi. thi, I tho, I th-s, I, I, the st. the. to to to to to the, to the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thia, thia, thia, thia, thi, thi, thi, thu-s, thu-s, teaughed, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, thu. te was down to two of them. Well, I planned on having some for supper, so I decided to head home from the gym
to start thawing the steaks.
Well, that didn't exactly happen
because they were already on the counter-thawing.
I verified they were mine by checking the name on the seal,
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He sees that I'm looking over the steak and just sharply asks,
what are you doing?
I look up and simply thank him for setting steaks out for me.
He gave me a look like I had kicked his dog.
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I defended myself by mentioning that I ate through nearly 14 packages of steak from an entire cow in the span of one year,
so I was definitely eating them. That didn't sway him, and so I decided I'd ignore him and started to cut open the seal.
He screams at me, I hope you washed your hands for touching the food I'm going to eat. I replied with, did you buy it? Him. Does that matter? I gave a sinister grin and said, yeah, but just
a little though. Anyways, anyways, he had to explain to his dinner guest why he had to grill
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Damn, that's fucking, that's some, that's some gall that room.
Yeah. I feel like this is another one where there's got to be some missing. No, I don't think it's fake.
I think there's got to be some missing pieces because like it's so cut and dry.
It's so obvious. My roommate stole my food and got mad at me.
It's like, what else?
Because like.
This isn't an am I the asshole story.
So he's not asking if he's in the wrong or not.
He's just talking, he's just posting in bad roommates.
This is my bad roommate.
I will say I don't like the way this person writes.
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Because they're just like, I hope you're watching your hands for the steak so you're gonna
eat.
Yeah, it only matters just a little though.
It's like, wow, you guys, if you watch me a little?
Does that matter?
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Yeah, yeah.
But no, like, I don't want to glance past this.
He's like, we tend to store our beef there.
It tends to get a little full.
We tend to do, I'm like.
I think he just likes the word.
I don't know.
Well, their garage. It's true. But that's just like it feels very, this person
who, if this is all true, it feels like this person, I don't even know, maybe they were
acting that way because their guest was over and they were trying to like be, because
like just sounded very like arrogant. It's definitely, I look, there are people who are this arrogant. They said that they, they were like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their like, like, their like, th, th, th. th. this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, th. th. th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this, th. this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this are people who are this arrogant they said that they they were like my stakes were nowhere to be found
so these are the last two stakes for sure last two stakes and he will you check
the seal and his name was on like he put named on them like that's what's
crazy I'm trying to find what's missing though because like I could see a world if there were more stakes the roommate was like hey I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their. I the. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I was. I was the the the the the the the the the. the. theeea. thea. thea. thea. their thea. thea. theea. the. the. for my guest. I've already put two hours of thawing into it. Can I pay you back with different steaks later?
He said these are the last two steaks.
These are the last two steaks.
And he's like, no, these are mine.
And have you guys ever had roommates eat your food?
I've had it happened twice. nice bottle of whiskey that was kind of hard to find and I noticed that like
when I came back from a trip it was like a quarter gone and that's a lot
for a very nice bottle of whiskey and so I had asked my room I was like hey I'm
not trying to be accusatory but like did you have any of my whiskey and he
was like oh yeah I had a glass one night and I was like well it's kind of you know please in the future like don't to tak the glass the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. I'm to be. I to be. I to be. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm the. I was th it's kind of you know please in the future like don't don't take my stuff. Yeah it was yeah it was huge and so that was
the unfortunate glass yeah I hold up a match in the house explodes so like
relating it back to this like it was expensive whiskey it wasn't even
opened yet and like knowing him I think he probably mixed it with stuff too so it's like it's like it didn't even opened yet. And like knowing him, I think he probably mixed it
with stuff too.
So it's like it didn't even appreciate it.
You think maybe he thought you weren't gonna toucest.
No, I think like, it was during a time in my life
where I would like regularly have a nice small glass of whiskey
and be like, it would be the one thing I enjoyed.
It's a nightly ritual thing, like some people have their beer, I would have a whiskey or something and be like, oh, this is my sipping drink.
So like, I would definitely have it.
That's crazy.
It's something I can't fathom.
And it's, you know, we also get stories of people at work taking other people's lunches.
And I'm just like, how they don't have a sense of responsibility or like the how it truly impacts other people like taking this
lunch it doesn't feel like it's a big deal to me I'm just pulling a piece of
thing out of a fridge but it's like no that was someone's meal that was
someone's nutrition. 100% yeah I will say I have had the other way
though and I feel like I went about this the right way, but I've had situations with like,
if a roommate bought like a pack of like six frozen
breakfast sandwiches, and I'm in the house,
and I'm in a rush, and I'm like exhausted,
and I take one of those breakfast sandwiches,
and I eat it, I would immediately tell the roommate
the next box. I'll make sure you get as many as you were owed, plus one.
Like, that's a fair trade.
And then we had a roommate one time,
where like we threw a birthday party for me.
And the roommate approached me the day after and was like, hey, I had two beers in the fridge, and it looks like they were drank, you know,
during your party, which he attended.
And he was like, so I think, you know,
it'd be really nice if you could replace those.
And it, you know, it wasn't like two fancy beers.
It was too like, coarslight.
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wouldn't really buy like five dollars worth of beer, like it would have to be a six-pack.
Whoa. And I was like, huh? And I'm, and he was like, he the adult thing to replace the two beers that got taken with six beers.
Because you can't just buy two beers.
I have to buy them a new six packs.
Because it was my birthday and someone else drank.
It's Charmin Logic.
Two equals six.
Yeah, when they're like, this is a hundred mega rolls.
That's so funny.
Yeah, when they're like, that's such roommate shit. That, that terminus. You know where I could see the line being blurred?
You know where I could see myself being guilty?
I don't think I did this, but I could see myself doing this is condiments.
Oh sure.
If someone had like sarachia, I could see myself using that up and I could see at a certain
point being like, ah, fuck, you probably only I need all the saracha tonight.
I was going to mainline saracha for a joke.
Yeah, but also I feel like it's very typical roommate etiquette.
Like if you guys had a bunch of stuff, of a thing,
and then you're down to the last one or the last two.
If it's not mine and I wanted some and it's the last one. It's wrong of me to take the last one without even saying, hey, like letting them know.
And they were just being very entitled about it.
So weird.
All right, let's move on.
Am I the asshole for being vindictive
and telling my soon-to-be ex-rumate's potential new roommate
about her strict no-boy's rule. OK, so this is a roommate-a's warning their roommates. Their predecessor roommate.
Yeah, yeah. I, a 19-year-old woman have lived in an apartment with Jess, a 21-year-old
woman, for a year and a half. In that time I've had one guy, my boyfriend stay overnight, a
whopping total of three times. When I moved in, Jess said she didn't care about sleepovers. I guess that changed. So I always made sure to let her know when my boyfriend was coming over and we were always respectful and tried to
coordinate times when she wasn't going to be home. He also never mooched off of us and we
mostly hung at his place because Jess was so insufferable to be around when you had guests.
Jess and I recently got into a huge argument about it. thr it's disrespectful of me to have a guy overnight. We clearly both have our own opinions about it and couldn't persuade the others, so I
made arrangements to move in with my boyfriend and Jess was going to find a new flatmate.
Her, Kate, and her boyfriend came over to check the place out.
I could tell Jess was irritated by that since she was only sharing with the girl and not the pair. At one point, Kate made a comment about the size of the bed, king size,
and some comment to her boyfriend about the romantic nights they'd spend together.
Here's where I may be the asshole.
I knew that if Kate moved in, there would be some huge argument about her boyfriend in the near future,
especially since she was making comments about him hanging out there.
So while we were waiting for Jess to get some the the room, I mentioned that she doesn't like her roommates having guys over at all, especially overnight.
This seemed to concern the pair, and they asked Jess about it when she came back over.
She looked really embarrassed and said, I'm not actually.
The pair tried to pry for answers, but she said that if Kate moved at a time, especially not overnight. This caused Kate and her boyfriend to leave.
After they left, Jess blew up at me
and accused me of sabotaging the meeting.
I said that she's being ridiculous
because there's no way in hell she's going to be okay
with her boyfriend if she wasn't okay with me and mine.
She called me vindictive and malicious to bring up her rule. I said that I never technically broke her rules. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the to, to, to, to, to, told, to, to, the to, to, to, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the the the the the to, and, and, and, and, and, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the the the the, the the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th th th th th th thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, th too, th thr-a, too, too, too, th thea, thea, thea, the, the, technically broke her rules as we agreed on allowing sleepovers so long
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that she didn't tell me.
Now she's infuriated with me.
Am I the asshole?
Holy shit.
Wow.
That's cut and dry.
Yeah, that's also very cut and dry.
I can't believe she like would lie. Yeah, that's where she's really shitty. Like what?
Where she's like, I'm not actually.
It's like, yes you are.
And then they took only a little bit for you to be like,
okay, yeah, he can be here for a couple hours.
It's like, what?
Like, you're just lied then.
You're like, you're adults. Like you guys are drinking all night and blasting music
and you can hear rumbling through the walls.
Like, that's a different thing,
but she's not bringing that up.
And like the fact that she wouldn't lay down ground rules
with this new roommate, it's like having someone new,
it's like to come over with the way I'm allergic to dogs you can't have dogs. Yeah it's like it's like it feels like scam me it's scammy it's scummy it's just weird and
it's controlling. I can relate to this because where a roommate having a
significant other over is totally fine I do think the line and I think we learned
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That's no longer your boyfriend or girlfriend spending the night.
That becomes a whole different situation.
The same beer replacement roommate wanted their significant other to like move in because they stayed over all the time and I was like yeah you
know they're already here a lot like they're using water electricity like
they should you know split and his solution was yeah we'll split the cost of
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I just want to make sure this is right for you.
I was like, no.
I also, like, if this person wants to spend any decent amount of quality time with
their boyfriend, that means she's probably having to sleep at his place
a lot.
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Some comments here.
Not the asshole.
Kate doesn't deserve to move in and then be told her boyfriend can't sleep over, especially
if she's also, she is also paying rent.
You didn't deserve that either.
I would absolutely tell any potential roommate so that someone isn't locked into a lease
agreement with someone like Jess. Someone else said, not the asshole. She was being dishonest. A potential new roommate has the right to know the truth before moving in.
Absolutely. Yeah, the lying part is the weirdest part to me.
You know, if you want to move in with someone, they go, hey, I feel this way.
It's like, okay, you're weird, but fine.
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of just like hey I don't have a problem with like your girlfriend staying over
or whatever but it'd be nice if there was some like breaks in between
because otherwise it's just a third roommate and I really don't want a
third roommate. So like you know he would understand that. So the rule was kind of like three nights in a row
and then maybe a break would be cool.
So like it felt weird to even put stipulations on that.
But one issue was they always hung out in the kitchen.
He had his own room, but they always hung out in the kitchen.
And that's all they would do is they were hanging out in the kitchen.
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Like, they were the entire, like,
if I wanted to go to the kitchen,
it would just be like, everything was silent,
and no eye contact or whatever.
And I'm not playing that.
So eventually I was just like, hi, she can't stay here anymore.
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to be comfortable and make the vibe happen or this has to change. Yeah, I remember
hearing about all this stuff and that was a very, it was a very crappy situation and they were very immature. Yeah, roommates are going to roommate.
They sure are.
Rommating.
Ruminating.
All right, hey, I ruminate.
All right, let's move on to the next one.
We've got some bangers today.
We do, we do.
And mesh?
Am I the asshole for asking my roommate to be more polite toward my guests. Oh, flip side of it.
Okay.
So I, a 20-year-old woman, live with Erica, who's a 27-year-old woman.
I think that's the true.
She's usually nice and cleans up after herself and all that stuff, but we had an issue recently.
Last week, a guy, Josh, a guy, Josh, the evening. When he arrived, she was in the kitchen cooking some kind of curry.
Josh and I went up to my room almost right away, and once we got up there, he sort of awkwardly
said that he absolutely hates the smell of curry.
Can't really be around it because it makes him want to barf and he had to leave.
The last time before that, when Josh slept over, apparently, Erikaa was blowing her nose, an ungodly number of times in the morning. He could hear it because her room shares a wall with the bathroom,
and it grossed him out a ton.
Apparently, he also heard her fart super loud
when he went to the bathroom late at night once, too.
Basically, he thinks she's super gross,
and as a result can barely stand to be at our house.
We've actually had,
we've actually had discussions had the kind of friends he'd want to be friends with or set up with his friends.
I'm sorry sorry sorry I'll be quiet I'll be quiet.
Or be set up with his friends. This morning Josh came over and Erica was hard boiling eggs and again
the kitchen smelled like farts and he had to leave. I love that her roommate is Shrek Fiona.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
That's how he sees her.
I confront Erica about trying to be a little less loud, cook less smelly food all the time,
because I feel like it's really rude towards Josh that she's literally making him so uncomfortable,
that he needs to drive back to his house 25 minutes away and food all the time because I feel like it's really rude towards Josh that she's literally making him so uncomfortable that he needs
to drive back to his house 25 minutes away and waste all that gas. To my
surprise Erica, who is normally calm and polite, I've never seen her mad
before even when I accidentally ruined some of her expensive kitchen stuff.
She didn't even ask me to pay for it because accidents happened. Got really angry and said that she wasn't that she, whole life for random people that I'm sleeping with. I was really hurt by the
random people comment because it's not like I'm sleeping with different
strangers all the time and told her all the things Josh had said about her
just being generally disgusting like with the nose blowing sounds and
the farting and she said her bodily functions were going to happen like it or not. I was still hurt and to to to to to to to to to told. I told. I told. I told. I told. I told. I was still told. told. told. I was still told. told. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. I was thi. thi. I'm th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I'm not thi. I'm not thi. I'm not thr. I'm not. I'm not. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm not. I'm th. I'm like it or not. I was still hurt and told her it was no wonder she was still single at her age.
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That she couldn't show basic respect to other people and also said the thing Josh said about
not wanting to be serious with me because he thinks I surround myself with bad, impolite people.
Erica then said, the reason he isn't committing to you
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Oh my God.
I have so much to say.
Please.
I mean, okay, This guy sucks. Yeah, he sucks. This guy sucks. A lot.
Those kinds of people, people who have to blow their nose and fart. That's just a person.
This guy's. I farted three times since this story. I think I think this guy is a racist piece of shit.
And he's being shitty about her, like, because
the curry was like the first red flag.
If you're just like disgusted by the curry, the smell of curry, I'm like, what is your palate?
That is a recurring bit here on Reddit stories is people, is people really judging.
Yeah, and saying.
It's generally like you're into the asshole. Yeah, but saying those kinds of people is like, okay, it's a done deal. You're weird.
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This is a very specific type of guy and it's not a good one.
And what's crazy is, when people write these stories, they write it, you can't help it.
You try to write yourself a little bit like the hero.
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Like, I'm at home.
I'm literally at home in my bedroom.
I'm going to be blowing my nose and be farting.
I'm going to cook the food I like.
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ooh, that's a little slut, Shamy.
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opposite fart.
The roommate is right in that.
The roommate is right in that.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
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Like, I can't be around that often, babe.
I'm sorry, it's good for you.
Yeah, I, we just had sex.
I can't stay in cuddle because I smell curry.
I gotta go.
Exactly.
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anybody's background. He chose bacon and onions as his exclusive food. He would
cook the bacon, and then cook the onions in the bacon grease. Sounds great,
smells bad. We didn't have AC, there was no way to like get the air out.
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onions. So um so there's some comments here. O.P. is so insufferable. But I'm also cracking up at this Josh person. He can't smell curry? Hard boiled eggs. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to the the the to the to the to the the the the the the the th. the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to to to th th to to th to to to th. I th. I the to the to the. I the. I to to to the. thi thea. to thi thi. thi. the. the. the but I'm also cracking up at this Josh person.
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A woman farted in her own room while he was taking a shit in a house.
He doesn't own, and he thinks she's gross. Good God, someone come get this man. Don't call him, he's a baby.
He's a baby.
He's a baby.
You're the asshole, it's her home too.
If Josh is so uptight about a woman doing unwomanly things
in the comfort, safety, privacy of her own house,
maybe you two can shack up at his house where women don't fart.
Hash team Erica.
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Yeah, I think I actually did hear this one a long time ago, but it's so funny to hear it again.
It's still just as infuriating.
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Am I the asshole for using my vegan roommates, pans and utensils?
Uh-oh.
Okay.
She's from Vegas.
I, a 20-year-old woman,
have been living with two roommates, also both 20 and women.
I'm not vegetarian, but one of them is.
When we moved in together, the vegan roommates said she did not want meat in her tuporware on her pots, pans,
or her cooking items like spatulas, plates, utensils, spoons, etc.
She had lived in another apartment before, so she brought all of her own items and kept them separately in one cabinet.
And me and the other girl shared stuff, thate, the fridge we each claimed a row and then had shared condiments and we all had our own cabinet for our snacks and cooking supplies
like seasoning and oil. It was all good. She would do her dishes with her own
separate dishbrush and store them separately. She was barely home due to school
and work but was very clean and the few items we split for the place, paper
towels dish soap she always paid for along with splitting some decor like a kitchen rug, coffee table and couch.
My other roommate had been in a rush yesterday morning and not cleaned the pans from last night
or today, and I was in a rush too.
My vegan roommate wasn't there and I borrowed a plate, two pans and spatula from her
cabinet to make some French toast, eggs, and bacon. I figured I could just clean it after class, and she's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, and, ta, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th.. th. tha, tha, tha, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. t before I did and she asked if someone had used her pans and items to
make anything.
And I said, yeah, sorry, that our pans were dirty and it was an emergency.
She said that it was fine, but she specifically asked us to not use her stuff and she was upset that
I disrespected her boundaries. She said that I could go ahead and keep the plate, and she moved all of her cookware to her, their, it out as she needs it. She asked if I would just buy her new pans but I said
no and she dropped it. It's been a little tense she barely talks to me but I
don't see why. I offered to clean the dishes for her right away but she
said don't bother. It was just eggs and bacon not that deep. My other friend is vegetarian but the a thii.'m the asshole for not offering to buy her new pans.
It's $25.
But I don't see why I should accommodate her personal fear of meat having once touched
her dishes.
Um...
Because you used her stuff and broke her boundaries?
Yeah.
Like, when you set a boundary with someone, you don't agree to that boundary, but then you don't live together, or you don't work together, like all that kind of stuff.
If someone sets a boundary and you're like, okay, then like, great, you're entering into
a contract with that person.
And it's true, they agreed to it.
It's true.
It's like keeping a kitchen kosher. or your food preferences. It could just literally be like, I'm a germop, don't touch my pans. Yeah, she invalidated the roommate by doing that.
Also, she made a point to clean them as well as she could
when she was done.
I feel like she could have just done a really quick and easy
rinsing off of her own pans
that she shares with the other roommate, probably the most obvious things
that a vegan would want to avoid?
And vegans, there are people who are vegan
because they just, you know, for health stuff.
But like there's also people who are really hardcore vegans
because of not just health or nutrition,
but because of like moral standards or moral, just, you know.
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and I love breakfast foods.
I was about to ask this.
She's in a super rush where she can't clean this plate,
but she makes eggs,
thrown, the fencent hole in the story for sure. I think she, I think that's, she said I was in a rush and if you're in a rush, you made eggs.
Yeah, you meant to be, you're in a rush.
You grab bread.
You go to the Starbucks drive-through.
Yeah. You just, like, no, well boy. I rarely, French toast eggs and bacon,
damn, that's a lot of food.
There's already eggs in the French toast, I mean, damn.
Yeah.
So someone points this out in the comments,
oh no, I'm running late.
Better make some French toast.
toast.
It's not a thought that has Okay, dude. Yeah, that's Easter.
That's Mother's Day.
That is truly like, I love French toast and I make,
I only ever make it on Saturday or Sunday.
You can't make that before you go to class or work.
You're just eating the bread if you're late, broo.
Yeah.
You're not.
You're the dirty stuff or you could have skipped breakfast and bought something on your way out. You need to replace her
roommate's stuff. She set a boundary and you violated it. It doesn't matter
your opinion. It's her stuff. It's her stuff. She gets to set the rules around it, not you.
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And like, that's, don't forget the vanilla extract.
I got, I got, I got, I got.
Cinnamon, it's an imitation.
No, I want the one from the beaver asshole.
That's how they make vanilla.
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specifically this to not happen. I hate that. She moved her stuff to a room and
in my head I first was like oh that's a bitmuch and I'm like no you can't
trust. No with a roommate yeah that's what you got to do because she's
getting a session again. So going back to the the whiskey thing at that time I was like well I don't I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I don't th I don't th I don't th I don't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi tho. thi thi thi tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's thi. that's that's thi. thi. thi. that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. thi. thi. the the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. thing, at that time,
I was like, well, I don't trust my room in anymore.
So right next to my bed was like,
I would make cocktails for guests or whatever.
So I have this whole like men menagerie of like different kinds of alcohols.
And like, again, I'm not like chugging alcohol every night,
but I'm just looking at him like, this looks really bad right next to my bed. You look like you sleep with a whiskey bottle that's a pillow, yeah.
That's funny.
Why should I break the family tradition?
But yeah, there are roommates that like, they have an entire apartment in their own room
because they can't, they can't operate with the roommate.
I simply had to give up on like keeping much stuff in my fridge the fridge the fridge roommates because there's just usually no room or space
to. So I just found it was easier to be the type of roommate that unless you literally went into my bathroom
or into my bedroom, you wouldn't know I lived there. Interesting. Yeah. I've talked about a lot of bad
roommates. I got, you know, you were a wonderful roommate. I've had one roommate that I've lived with twice, two separate times. And I gotthea their their their their their their their th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thr-a. thr-a. thr-s. thi. thr-s. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. I the. I theea. I'm thea. to teea. tea. tea. tea. tea. thea. thea. thea. thea. I've had one roommate that I've lived with twice, two separate times, and I got to say,
good roommates are out there. Yeah, they are. Good-giving roommates are out there.
Like literally at any time if I was like, hey man, I'm out of milk. Can I have your milk?
He'd be like, go for it. You'd like, I Like we each had our own stuff, but it was just like,
hey, I see your situation, I understand it.
It's like, well, it's a relationship.
It is a weird relationship because it's a relationship
with a, often a stranger in many ways,
but you still communicate and you set those boundaries,
and you just respect each other's boundaries.
And it's two different people that were raised in a vacuum. Like like like like like like, family did. You only know what your family did. I only know what's normal
for my family and now it's like let's put them together and watch what
what happened. You know what I have one roommate story that just comes to mind.
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roommates making some eggs, this is late at night. This is like 9 to 10 p.m. he's
making eggs, he's like, hey man how's it going? I'm just like, oh you know man,
it's going all right. And he's just like, oh dude, oh okay like, like, he's just like cool man, like he's just like, he's just like, he's like, he's a a he's a th... th. th. He's th. He's like, th. He's like, th, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thee. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. just some plain, scrambled eggs on to Playtos, like, thanks,
man.
Like, it was just very sweet.
Oh, my God.
And this is like the first couple days of me moving in.
That was like, oh my.
It felt like the beginning of a sitcom.
Like, it was very like.
Or the beginning milk thing. Vanilla milk! Yeah! This is a us story.
Yeah, I had a girlfriend who was over.
This is later on, I had a girlfriend who was over and she was late at night and she's like,
I am fucking starving.
And like, Davy comes out of his room, you were probably playing like dark souls or something.
And, uh, and we were like, looking through the kitchen, like, there was just, we were, we were just out of everything at this time.
And she's like, God, I'm starving.
Is there anything?
And you're just like, you, you go, well, I could make some vanilla milk.
Because you would make, you would make, like a concoction.
Well, that's it.
Well, what is it? So you mix vanilla and milk? And that's it. So I thought that was a normal thing.
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kind of, we watch it, we finish it, we're like, that's crazy.
And then we're all just kind of standing around, like, so me and my girlfriend are
kind of standing right to me and imagine this. Well, get out.
It was just like, I vividly remember it so well, I think you even had a hand you were like,
well, get out.
It was so great.
It was just so much silence and it was so late and I was like, I'm going to go back
to playing video games now.
And we all died laughing and were like, yeah, it wasn't disrespectful. That was just a, that was just like. I was just like. I want it. I was just. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It was just just just just just just just just just just. It. It. It was just just just just just just like. It was just like. It was just like. It was just like. It was just like. I was just like. I was just like. I was just like. I was just like. I was just like. I was just like. I was just like. I was just like. I was just. I was just. I was just. I was just. I was just. I was just. I. I was just. I. I. I was just. I was just. I was just. I was just. I was just. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was just. I was just. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want., I'm gonna go back to playing video games now. And we all died laughing and were like, yeah, it wasn't disrespectful.
That was just a-
No, I love it. I want a world like that.
Oh, direct communication?
Yeah, it was so funny.
Yeah, it was so fun.
Yeah, it was just, to me that was so normal.
It was fine. It was great. We're done talking now. Good. All right. All right.
Let's get another story in here.
Okay, here's the last story.
Am I the asshole for refusing to pay for a girl's wig after she shaved it because of me?
There's this girl that lives in my uni halls.
We're not roommates but we are flatmates.
Let's name her Kaya, 19.
I, 19, both women, met her, th, th, met, th, th, met, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the their, thu, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, both women, met her in September
when we started university and moved into halls.
We're not best friends, but we are friendly.
We don't really spend much time together.
Over time, my friends noticed that Kaya tried to copy me in everything.
It started slowly, accessories and some clothes,
nothing major.
I didn't even notice until people started pointing it.
I have a rather distinct style, and she started pointing it out to me. I have a rather distinct style and she started copying it. I don't own the style and she's free to wear
what she likes but it's the exact same copies of my outfits which is very odd.
But then it started going further. I dyed my hair, she died her hair. I bought
something for my room, she bought the same thing. I started chatting
with the guy. She became obsessed with that guy to a point that whenever I had a male friend or guy I was interested in over, she would go out of her way to try and get
their attention, coming down to the kitchen in nothing but a towel. She never used to do it, etc.
She would do anything to attract attention. Now, don't get me wrong. I couldn't care less
if the guy was looking, and even if it was my boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend'd have beef with him, not her,
but the blatant attention seeking behavior was just odd.
I joined societies in sports and after she found out,
she joined the same ones I did.
Basically, everything I do, she copies eventually.
It's just really creepy,
but I haven't said anything.
I wouldn't even know what to say.
Over the Easter break, my friend and I were at my family house, a bit drunk and decided to test out whether Kaya really copies everything I do.
I made a point on social media about shaving my head.
My friend does hairdressing and she helped me out by faking my shaved head and I posted
a photo with a shaved head.
I deleted the photo a few days later and forgot about this whole thing.
After Easter break was over, we had uni exams and I was focusing on that. Imagine my shock when I came back and Kaya had shaved her
head and she was pissed when she saw me. She started shouting how I lied to her
and why would I do that? She went on and on and on really angry.
Admittedly, I ignored her and hid in my room. She sent me a text telling me that she expects me to pay for her wig,
as it's my fault she shaved her head. I replied that absolutely not, that it was not my fault,
and she decided on her own to do that. She kept attacking me over it every time I saw her.
It's been a few days since I came back from Easter break. My exam start tomorrow,
and yesterday I received an email from my university asking me for a meeting over the issue. She reported me to uni over something she's done.
I am genuinely confused.
Was I really in the wrong?
Am I the asshole for pretending to shave my head and refusing to pay for her wig?
Uh, what?
What?
This is just crazy enough to be real?
I think this is real.
I don't fucking
either. Same. Even Siri was like, I'm sorry, what are you guys fucking with? I
beg your unbelievable pardon people? I mean this is based, this is that movie, single
wife female. This is like a classic movie tro. I've got a children's book that was like this.
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Holy shit.
I...
It's, you know, I totally believe like all the copying and stuff,
because I've heard those sorts of stories.
It's more common than you'd think.
But it's once she did copy and it wasn't that she's like,
going to to be like, hey, I'm fucking man. It's like, you'd be like, oh, fuck. Like, I, I, like, that's where it's like,
she's living in a different world.
That's what's missing for me in this story,
not in terms of like, someone's hiding something,
but I want to know more, like,
it's all out in the open now, she's none of that in there. Like, is there anything in that in the comments or?
Let's see.
The O.P. didn't respond to any comments.
Uh, one comment says, not the asshole, but I'd be nervous if someone was that obsessed with me.
Like I wouldn't feel safe around that individual at all.
Someone else said, even with all the extra details, the meeting, and now this girl shaved her head. Isn't your responsibility?
It's very creepy behavior and weird that she would report this.
A normal person wouldn't.
She needs help and you just stay away from her.
Yeah, this person needs to get out.
It's unfortunate that this person either has like an unhealthy obsession that's probably
brought on by like some actual issues.
So there's actual issues. Yeah, like unaddressed, serious issues.
That's like, because it's more common.
I get served TicTox a lot where like some someone will find somebody who follows them on
Instagram and is copying their photos and outfits and basically duplicating their account
but to their own people, like it's very strange. This is a form of, I mean, this is really like stalking.
Like, she is stalking her and it's that kind of, it's in that category.
I, in a way, her reporting her might be a blessing because this is gonna put it on the faculty's
radar and they're like, what the hell is this?
And that's the tough thing because I want to sit here and be like to sit to sit here and be like to sit here and be like to sit here and be like to sit here and be like to sit here and be like to sit here and be like to sit here and be like to sit here and be like to sit here all acknowledging like this is clearly a severe mental health issue and that's the tough balance because you want to
call that out and be like this is wild which it is but first we have to worry
about the other girl's safety like because I'm like you are not safe in this
moment and I also want to take care of this other this
attacking her every time she saw her. Like, whoa. This gets into the category of like, I wouldn't even say asshole.
I would say like, this is one of those wild stories where it's like, oh my God.
And this is also a 19 year old.
Like, she's just fresh into the real world.
Probably doesn't understand her own mind.
And this is all going on.
This is deeply sad.
Yeah, my feelings are like, oh,
oh, kudos to OPE though for the whole, like, the person showing up in the common areas
like in just a towel to get this guy's attention because I know in a previous episode there was
a person who was shared in a shared dorm would just not wear a bra under their shirt and was
getting shamed for that. And the girl who is pissed, got got got got got got got got got got pissed, got got pissed, got pissed, got pissed, got pissed, got pissed, got pissed, got pissed, got pissed, got pissed, th, the th, th, th, th, the th, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi, the the, thi, th. th. Oh, th. Oh, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. And, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh for that. And the girl who was pissed, got pissed at her, not her boyfriend.
So we got the better version of that in this.
That's what made me trust this narrator so much too,
because she was just like, hey, I would have actually been mad at the guy.
Like, it's not her responsibility.
They're not her fault.
I'm like, okay. She can do whatever she wants. Yeah, she's done well. And this frankly didn't even be posted on Am I the Assul, like no one's question.
Am I safe?
Where along the line do you think the line was crossed?
Because I think it was crossed before the shaved head.
I would say, hmm.
I'd say like when it's like time to ask them about it, you know, would be the hair dying because it's not like, the the the the their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomom. th's not like the O.P. had this hair color for a long time,
then this, then the, then the asshole died the hair.
It's like, O.P. died their hair.
Then the asshole immediately died their hair the same color.
Then I would have been a friendly way,
be like, hey, so you, she's not the one noticing it. She, everyone around her is also like, hey, what's going on there?
So it's like everyone in this hallway is going, we all notice this.
More people need to talk to this other.
Yeah. That's true. Why are you doing this?
That's the tough part about this question though is because I don't think this is something that would generally come up in a healthy relationship of any kind like when everybody is
mentally healthy and safe because like you know take you and I for example Shane
we're similar people in our humor but like if I started switching to jeans
and plaid and dyed my hair blonde I wouldn't feel comfortable because I'd
be like oh I kind of look like Shane now like I would recognize that in myself but I might see you wear that chain and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I... I.. I. I. I........... I..... I. I. I.... I.. I.. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. And. t. And. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. And. And. And. And. And. now. Like I would recognize that in myself, but I might see you wear that chain and go like,
oh, where did you get that chain? Like I asked you where you got that chain and
be like, I kind of want one like that. Like, totally. You could take little bits like that.
Inspiration is one thing. But she, and she says,
a whole. I think you would be aware that like, oh, I think I'm kind of doing this thing. And if I was walking around going, do you know that I voice character and Fire Emble?
You'd be just like Courtney.
And that's the weirdest thing.
I'd be like, Courtney, have you seen this thing?
Yeah.
There are relationships where I have friends
where we wear similar stuff. on the same day, I'm pretty sure. But that's you both at the same time being like, oh, yeah, but like we have the same style and it's like,
it's fun and friendly.
I also, as a cast member, am conscious of like,
I wouldn't want to chop my hair off
and cut my bangs to be a centimeter long
because we already have a person.
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No, she said they weren't really friends.
And it's also, it's the time period between she would change something, she would change something, she would change something.
And it was everything.
Yeah, I feel like I would honestly do the same thing that OP did. Where it's like, I don't own the style, who am I to be upset? Even if I naturally feel a reaction
to someone copying my outfits and hair, that's on me.
It's up to me how I choose to react to that situation.
And if I wanted to ask about it in a playful, constructive way,
maybe I could, but I think I would just pretend
to shave my head.
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stories are fake, but we have no choice but to be like, they're real.
And these would be things that if I saw it in a TV show, I'd go, this is ridiculous.
Yeah.
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They really are.
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enough to be real. Like people go through some crazy shit. Yeah, they do.
Well, thank you guys for joining me on this roommate adventure and thank you all
for watching next weekend. I will be joined by Tommy and Spencer and we will be reading work-stories, work, corporate, retail, service, you know,
it gets, it gets real crazy at work.
Okay, work.
Relationships, they're also nuts.
So we'll see you then.
Bye.
Bye.
Well, get out.