So... Alright - It's Olympics Time!
Episode Date: July 30, 2024Geoff does his best to drum up excitement for the summer olympics, by looking at weird and obscure facts about the event. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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as it did when I was a kid.
When I was a kid, it was a big fucking deal
to get on a Wheaties box, you know,
and the gold medalists always managed to,
and I felt like, I don't know, maybe it was just,
I was a product of my era,
but when I was growing up in the 80s, I felt like the Olympics were a huge thing. And maybe
they were just huge to me because I was a kid. Maybe like, because I was 10, the Olympics
were a big deal. And for every 10 year old in America right now, or in the world right
now, the Olympics are as big to them as they were to me back then. But I just don't get
the sense that that's the case.
Not the least of which is that just variety, you know, back when I was a kid, it was hard to miss the Olympics because there were only a handful of channels.
And now there are people are so spoiled for options and distractions
that something like the Olympics is has a lot of competition, you know,
between TikTok and YouTube and all of social
media and then a million different streaming services and channels.
The Olympics probably doesn't get as much attention share as it did then.
But I could also be way off track on that.
I just maybe it's a difference between being an adult and a child.
But every four years, actually every two years, because I like the Winter Olympics as well,
I get excited that the Olympics are coming.
They always catch me by surprise,
and I'm always like, oh fuck, it's the Olympics.
And you know, like that little inner kid
who loved Greg Luganis and Mary Lou Retton
and Flo Joe and Carl Lewis, and all these like,
in my mind, Tim Daggett, all these like,
and all these like, in my mind, Tim Daggett, all these like Titanic Olympian figures of my childhood
come back and I wanna feel that way again.
I wanna connect with it in the way that I did as a kid.
And I feel that way every time the Olympics come up
and I always endeavor to get into it and to watch it
and make a big fucking deal out of it.
And I always don't for whatever reason, even with content.
I saw that the Olympics were coming.
I pitched the guys a bunch of, you know,
not fully baked ideas that needed some work
on things we could do with the Olympics
and got some lukewarm response
and we kind of kicked some stuff around,
but nothing came out of it.
And so I don't think even regulation
will be doing any kind of official Olympic content.
It would be cool if we did and I hope we do, but
there's nothing on the books, you know, and unless somebody else has the enthusiasm that I do for it,
I probably just won't happen. And honestly, do I have enough enthusiasm for it? Because I'm not
making it happen. So, you know, if that's the case, then maybe I'm not that fucking excited about it.
Regardless, I want the Olympics to be a bigger deal.
And I wish they were a bigger deal to me,
like they were when I was a child.
I suspect they are not as big a deal globally
as they were in the 70s and the 80s,
but I wouldn't even know how to determine
if that's the case or not.
So I'm just gonna believe my instinct there.
So in an effort to get excited about this summer Olympics,
I've decided to do a little research to tickle my brain
and to look back on previous Olympics
and find some interesting and weird things about them
and try to immerse myself in Olympic ephemera
so that we can all get a little more excited
because we should be.
This is a big fucking deal.
It really is. And it should be a big deal. And it. This is a big fucking deal. It really is.
And it should be a big deal.
And it deserves to be a big deal.
So let's look at some weird Olympic shit that may excite us a little bit.
I've pulled up a bunch of lists of like weird Olympic facts,
shocking Olympic facts, like for one, this is off a BuzzFeed article.
There was a French skater named Surya Bonnelly, and this didn't happen that long.
This was in 1998.
And I have no memory of this, but she fell during her short
program. It was at the Nagano Olympics.
And so she knew she couldn't make a medal after that.
Like, if you fall, you're kind of fucked.
And so she decided to have an like an unforgettable performance anyway.
So she she did an illegal move.
They banned this move in 1976 and she decided to do it anyway,
because what are they going to do? Penalize her.
She already lost. She did a fucking back flip and landed on one skate.
I want I went and watched the video easily.
One of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I definitely recommend you look up Surya Banali's back flip
in the 1998 Nagano Olympics.
Who knows if we'll get something like that again this time? There's some other interesting facts.
I read a thing a while back about how Paul McCartney got paid one pound
to perform at the opening games, the opening ceremony in 2012
because they had to pay them something.
But that isn't the funniest thing to me.
I think that's actually pretty common.
It's just like how musicians don't really get paid shit to do the halftime show at
the Super Bowl or Oscars hosts really don't get anything for that as well.
But one funny
side story of that is that the organizers who had Paul McCartney do that at the to
perform at the opening ceremonies, they they also asked Bill Kurbishly, who's the manager of the Who,
if Keith Moon would be interested in performing as well,
not realizing that Keith Moon had been dead
for over 30 years.
So not big Who fans, I guess, not big enough Who fans.
Oh, here's another interesting one.
Did you know that, listen, it should be expected, I guess,
caught me off surprise when I read this, should
be expected that if you're going to put the world's best athletes all between the ages
of probably 18 and 24 together in one campus, in the shape of their lives, everybody just
a gorgeous specimen of a human being, they're gonna fuck like crazy.
And that is exactly what happens at every Olympics.
At the 2000 Olympic Games,
Australia pre-ordered 70,000 condoms
just to be ready for this.
And halfway through, they ran out.
And they had to get 20,000 more at the last second.
When they did the Summer Games in Athens,
DurEx donated over 100,000 more at the last second. When they did the summer games in Athens, Durex donated over 100,000 condoms
to smooth the performance of the world's elite sports people
in the arena and under the covers, they said.
And not to be outdone,
when the Olympics was in Rio de Janeiro,
which would have been, I don't know, mid 2014, somewhere
around there, they supplied Olympic Village, organizers supplied the Olympic Village with
450,000 condoms, which averaged out to 42 condoms per athlete.
No word on if they ran out, but good Lord.
There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on on
the court and off at the Olympics. It sounds like. Let's see. I read a lot about the 1904
Olympic marathon and how it was one of the more bizarre races that's ever happened in
the Olympics. 32 men started off, but only 14 crossed the finish line.
This is before, you were allowed to do,
people showed up in dress clothes,
there was no paving on the road,
they were having to run in the dirt,
so there was dust everywhere,
so 16 people, I guess, dropped out.
No, 18 people dropped out.
And the guy who actually won,
apparently got an 11- mile ride in a car.
And one dude had to be carried over the finish line.
Just sounded like an absolute...
Oh yeah.
It was the gold medal ultimately went to Thomas Hicks who was carried over the finish line
after he started hallucinating that he still had another 20 miles to go.
Man, those people were not prepared to run a marathon.
Did you know that, well first off,
the original Olympics was celebrated in 776 BC,
and it used to take six months to complete.
So they've really whittled it down.
And you know what, we should actually get into the history
of the Olympics in a second,
but first I wanna continue going through this,
some of these interesting facts and weird facts.
Did you know that from the early 1900,
I think up until like 19, I wanna say 1954,
they used to award medals at the Olympics for art.
Like you could have, well, they had painting,
architecture, literature, music, sculpture.
And it just, whatever you were submitting,
it just had to be inspired by sport
or like the concept of sport.
And they eventually did away with it
because it was difficult to determine
who was a professional and an amateur,
if you think about it.
So wild to think that arts used,
well, and not in the original Olympics, right?
But just from like the early 19th,
for about 50 years, I think they did that.
Before we get too deeply into the history of it,
I will say, did you know that the Olympics were banned?
You don't hear about it for a long time.
From 396 AD, the Romans banned it,
and it was considered a pagan ritual
that was in direct conflict with Christianity.
So like the discus throw in the pentathlon
were anti-Christian, I guess, good Lord.
So that was another 1,500 years
until the modern Olympic games re-emerged in 1896.
But we'll get into that in the future.
Another weird fucking fact though.
Here's a winter Olympic fact that's kind of interesting.
Did you know that the United States is the only country to have earned a medal at
every Olympic Winter Games? Now you do.
How about another little piece of trivia?
There are five countries that have competed in every Olympic summer game.
Can you guess off the top of your head who they are? Go ahead and pause it
I'll wait one Mississippi two Mississippi three Mississippi four Mississippi five Mississippi if you didn't pause it
I'm just gonna blurt it out now. It's your fault not mine Greece Switzerland Great Britain. Congratulations Gavin
Australia and France so Greece Switzerland Great Britain Australia and France are the only five countries to have competed in every Olympic summer game.
Here's another weird fact. I remember this when this happened.
In 92, the Lithuanian basketball team couldn't afford to participate in the Summer Olympics because of the collapse of the Soviet Union.
So the Grateful Dead donated cash, but also gave them permission to sell Grateful Dead licensed Olympic merchandise.
And it raised enough money to allow Lithuania to compete.
And then they won the bronze fucking medal.
So that's a what an awesome story.
There's probably a documentary about that.
And we should all look for it and watch it because what a wild turn of events that the Grateful Dead helped fund
Lithuania's bronze medal in the 1992 Olympics
Did you know that?
Competitors in well actually the top eight competitors in each sport at the Olympics receive an Olympic diploma
Believe it or not it used to just be awarded, I think, to the people who won
the gold medal, and then it was expanded to people who won gold, silver and bronze.
But now since the I don't know, since like the 80s, I want to say
they've been awarding diplomas to the top eight finishers in every Olympic sport.
I don't know what the diploma means.
But they fucking have one. So I don't have every Olympic sport. I don't know what the diploma means, but they fucking have one.
So I don't have an Olympic diploma.
Do you have an Olympic diploma?
I graduated from Olympia University.
That's probably a real university actually.
From Olympic University.
You know, with thinking back to all that Olympic sex,
I wonder if anyone has ever,
well, it would be, how would you know if somebody,
well, I mean, I guess you could put the dates together
to figure out if a child was conceived at,
an Olympian conceived a child at the Olympics.
But I wonder if anybody has competed
in the Olympics pregnant.
Let's see about that.
Oh, wow.
Looks like there are at least 25 Olympians
have competed while pregnant.
I wonder if anybody's won a medal while pregnant.
Anki van Grunsven of the Netherlands in 1988
won a gold medal, no, I'm sorry,
in 2004 won a gold medal in EDR.
What is EDR?
EDR, I feel like I should be able to figure that out.
Equestrian dressage, oh that seems dangerous
to do while you're pregnant, okay.
Well that's very impressive for her, dang.
I wonder if she's the only one who's won a medal though.
Let's see, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Cornelia Foll in Germany.
Looks like she won a bronze medal in 2007,
month, oh, no, seven months pregnant in 2004.
She won a bronze medal.
In archery, maybe, and her kid was born 57 days after her last Olympic event.
That's amazing.
Oh, here's an American, Juno Stover-Irwin,
won a bronze medal in diving, It looks like in 1952, while three and a half months pregnant.
I wonder if there's anything more like what's the most.
Oh, here we go. Two months pregnant.
He won a silver medal in 2010 for skiing, I would believe.
Kirsten Zimakowiak, who's German.
Dang, that's really neat.
I wonder if those kids appreciate that they were present in the most unique way for an
Olympic medal to be, like they were there, they were in their parent while they won an
Olympic medal.
And apparently only about four or five,
at least in modern history, kids can claim that.
They had a front row seat to the Olympics
in a way that very,
well, they are in an exclusive fucking group.
It sounds like that's crazy.
Okay, let's talk a little bit about Olympic history.
When was the very first Olympics?
Let's see.
Aristotle reckons the date of the first Olympics
to be 776 BC, a date largely accepted by most,
this is from Wikipedia, but most, but not all historians.
It's still the traditionally given date
in archeology, archeologic, fuck me.
It is still the traditionally given date
and archeological facts confirm approximately Fuck me. It is still the traditionally given date and archaeological facts
confirm
Approximately that Olympics starting at or soon after this time
The the third century saw a decline in the popularity of the games the victory list of Africanus ends at the
249th Olympiad
Moses of Choreen's history of Armenia lists a boxing winner from as late as 369.
That would be the 287th Olympiad.
And then excavated inscriptions also show the games continued past 217 until recently
the last securely dateable winner was Publius Assepiatus of Corinth.
Publius who Publi Publius should be a,
that name needs to come back around.
That's like the modern day pubert.
Corinth, who won the pentathlon in 241,
which would have been the 255th Olympiad.
And then in 1994, a bronze plaque was found
inscribed with the victors of combative events
hailing from mainland and Asia Minor, proof that an international Olympic games continued until at least 385.
That would be the 291st Olympiad.
Interesting.
Interesting.
So if the first Olympics was 776 BC and then the final one, well, I mean, would have at
least been 385.
Although it says, oh yeah, here you go.
The games continued past 385,
by which time flooding and earthquakes
had damaged the buildings and invasions
by barbarians had reached Olympia.
The last recorded games were held under Theodiceus I at 393,
which would have been the 293rd Olympiad,
but archeological evidence indicates that some games were still held.
And then it was, I guess, made illegal, like we were saying earlier.
But what were the original or the original sports?
Like in the very.
All right. Hold on. Let me see if I can figure that out.
The ancient Olympian games were initially a one day event.
Yeah. And then they're extended to three days.
I thought they were fucking six months.
Man, history needs to get its shit together.
What were the, all right, the ancient games included?
Pentathlon, okay.
Then running, so there was a variety of races.
Jumping.
Athletes use stone or lead weights called halteris
to increase the distance of a jump.
They held onto the weights until the end of their flight and then jettisoned them backwards.
That's fucking funny.
I wonder how well that works.
We should try that now.
Discus throw.
All right.
That's always been around.
Wrestling.
Gotta have wrestling.
Boxing.
Pankration.
Pankration?
Pankration? wrestling, boxing, pancration, pancration, pancration.
This was a primitive form of martial arts combining
wrestling and boxing and was considered to be one of the
toughest sports.
Ah, Greeks believe that it was founded by Theseus when he
defeated the fierce Minotaur in the labyrinth.
Oh, it looks just like, yeah, just like Naked Dudes
are wrestling.
Equestrian events.
Oh, okay, so equestrian events paint great
wrestling boxing boxing
Wrestling discus throw jumping running pentathlon. Those were your original Olympic Games
So we brought the Olympic Games back in Athens in
1896 what were the sports we played then it looks like there were 43 events from track and field,
cycling, swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, wrestling,
fencing, shooting, and tennis.
So not that different from where we are right now.
I wonder what are some of the Olympic sports
that didn't quite make it, you know?
That didn't stick around.
Let's see if we can determine that.
Okay, Olympic sports that we no longer, that didn't quite take. Let's see what we have, uh, or forgotten Olympic sports.
Croquet. Croquet?
Huh. Croquet was the first Olympic sport that women could play. Also, it was only in, from what I can tell,
it was only in one Olympic game in
1900s. Interesting. Plunge for distance.
It was in just one Olympics, 1904 games in St. Louis, Missouri. Competitors in the plunge for distance event dove into a pool
and remained motionless for one minute. The athlete who glided the farthest won. Five men
participated in the event. All Americans. William Dickey took home the gold
for a distance of almost 63 feet.
That's fucking funny.
Live pigeon shooting.
Once again, only happened in one Olympics, 1900 in Paris.
Animal rights activists protested,
and so they decided to use clay pigeons
instead of real pigeons.
Good call.
Oh, in 1908 in London, they had a motorboat race
with speeds topping out at 19 miles an hour.
I wonder how many times an engine
has appeared in the Olympics.
I wonder if that was the only time.
Pistol dueling, also in the early 1900s,
I think in 1908, they would have dudes face each other
with loaded wax bullets,
and then they wore protective equipment. But I also read that they didn't actually shoot face each other with loaded wax bullets and then they wore protective equipment
But I also read that they didn't actually shoot at each other
I also read that there was dueling where they shot at mannequins and then
I guess based it on how well how you know how good your shot was
I wonder if they did it both ways tug-of-war was a big one. I remember that lasted around 20 years
that was not early 1900s and it was
one I remember that lasted around 20 years that was not early 1900s and it was it was what you would think it would be just I think I want to say the UK was
the best tug-of-war team let's see if I can find that out oh yeah here's a little
bit more information it was from 1900 to 1920 nations were allowed to enter more
than one team huh which is how the United States swept the board in st.
Louis in 1904 Great Britain repeated the feat in 1908
When a team is from a website called techopedia by the way when a team from the city of London police top the podium
Ahead of two other sides supplied by police forces the British won again in Antwerp
You know in Belgium in 1920 and are still the reigning champions even though the sport has never been featured again
interesting town planning Still the reigning champions, even though the sport has never been featured again. Interesting.
Town planning.
One of the, I mentioned artistic categories earlier, and one of those was architecture
with a subcategory, town planning.
Medals were awarded four times between 1928 and 1948.
The 1932 winner was British architect John Hughes
with his design for a sports stadium
and recreation center in Liverpool.
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and recreation center in Liverpool.
Oh my God.
Four years later, Germany carried off the top award with a plan for a rike sports field
while the final gold was won in 1948 in Finland. Damn, my stupidity aside, that was a little interesting.
So how many countries compete in the Olympics?
Let's see.
We have the twenty twenty four.
Let's have a how many countries are competing in this Olympics?
Looks like two hundred and six national Olympic committees along with the IOC
Refugee Olympic team.
OK, cool. So about two6 and then the refugee team.
Ah, that's a lot of countries.
I wonder how many countries have never won a medal.
Is that, can I find that out?
That should be easy to find out, right?
Let's see.
I wonder who's won the most medals.
No, I'd rather know who's won the least first.
Let's see.
There are more than 60 countries that have participated, but never won an Olympic medal.
Bangladesh is the most populated country that has yet to win a medal.
They've competed in 10 summer games and failed to reach the podium each time.
Congo has appeared in 13 summer games.
It's the second highest populated country to not win a medal.
It's the second highest populated country to not win a medal. Monaco, however, has 21 summer and 10 winter appearances
for 32 total Olympics without a single medal.
They're the most for any country, Jesus.
Next longest streak is Andorra with 25 Olympic games.
So who's won the most medals total?
Okay, well let's just look at summer, right?
Cuz we're just doing summer right now. The United States has
2,629 total Summer Olympic medals
So the Union is in second place with a thousand and ten
Gonna be hard for them to add to that for a while Great Britain is at nine sixteen
France is in fourth place at 751 in and Germany is in fifth at 655.
Damn.
So number two, Soviet Union and number three,
Great Britain combined wouldn't equal,
would still be 700 medals short of America.
That would be a France short of America.
So you could put two, three, and four together
to equal the amount of medals, to get to the
amount of medals the United States has.
That's how far ahead they are.
That's nuts.
How about total medals?
Combined total, winter and summer.
United States number one, Soviet Union with the 1200 is number two, Great Britain 950,
number four is Germany for total combined at 922.
They over index in winter, obviously obviously and then France at 889
interesting
Wonder who's so who's won the most Olympic medals in a single game?
United States claimed
239 total medals at the Olympic Games held in 1904 in st. Louis. I guess that was
the record USSR has the second highest total of medals
won in a single Olympic game,
with 195 at the 1980 Moscow Olympics.
Man, they killed it in Moscow in 80.
And then UK has 145 medals in third place
at the 1908 London games.
Interesting, countries seem to do really well
when they're the host country, big surprise.
Okay, so if there's 206 countries and then the the refugee team how many athletes are competing in 24?
I get excited about this Olympics
Paris Olympics will feature
10,500 athletes
According to the Associated Press
Wow, that's interesting summer Olympia
I mean, I guess so but summer Olympics is so much bigger than the Winter Olympics
The Winter Olympics only averages around 2,900 athletes Summer Olympics has over 10,000
So what are we gonna watch or what are the good?
storylines in
2024 that I can look for
Like Simone Biles is back right so we'll have her return to the Olympics
I know she she left for health reasons in the previous Olympics.
So it'll be cool to watch her.
Oh, Sha'Carri Richardson is gonna be in this Olympics.
You know, she got in, well, listen,
she failed a drug test for weed
before the last Olympics and got booted,
which while she was dealing with the death
of a family member, I believe, is what it was.
I think it might've, you know what, let me look that up
because I don't wanna get that wrong. Yeah, I believe, is what it was. I think it might have. You know what? Let me look that up, because I don't want to get that wrong.
Yeah, in 2021, Richardson emerges
a top contender in the women's 100 meters at the Olympics
after blazing through the US Olympic trials
with an insane time of 10.86 seconds.
However, her victory was overshadowed
when a post-race drug test revealed
THC in her system, which was also right around the time
I think she found out her mother died. And also's fucking weed weed never made anybody faster Jesus fucking anyway
So excited to see Shaqari Richardson finally get to be in the Olympics about fucking time
Who else can we be excited about? Oh?
The US men's basketball team and the women's basketball team. Dude, this is the first time I think LeBron James
and Steph Curry have appeared on the court together
in the Olympics.
And I don't know if you guys have been watching,
I've been watching some of the Olympic games thus far.
I gotta say, LeBron James looks like he's about 25 years old
and is carrying that team and Steph Curry looks cooked.
And I hate to say it, but he does.
Also, another thing I hate to say,
Anthony Edwards and Jason Tatum look exhausted
and tuned out.
And I say this as the world's biggest Celtics fan.
Those dudes have, I don't blame them.
They went deep in the playoffs.
I mean, Anthony Edwards did.
Jason Tatum went as deep as you can fucking go
and emerged as a champion.
But you know, they've had no fucking summer and no break.
And while all the rest of the NBA players were banana
boat and out in Cancun, the Celtics were still going strong, winning a title.
And then he Derek White, Drew Holiday and Jason Tatum immediately switch gears
and then go play for the Olympic team.
They must be so fucking tired.
All all that going to say that I don't blame them for not playing
particularly well in these games.
And just continue to be impressed at a fucking, essentially a 40 year old LeBron James outplaying everybody on the field. He won that game the other night. Insane.
So those are some things to be excited about.
I'm going to watch Shaqari Richardson.
I'm going to watch Simone Biles.
I'm going to watch the Olympic men's team.
And then I'm just going gonna try to watch as much,
I'm gonna just try to get in to the Olympics
and immerse myself in it as I did when I was a kid.
I really want to feel that way about the Olympics again.
I really wanna be like that.
I wanna feel that American pride,
watching our sons and daughters go off to compete
against the rest of the world.
And I want everybody who's listening to this
to feel the same way, not about my country,
unless you're American, but about your country.
The Olympics are here for us,
the Summer Olympics are here for us every four years
to celebrate and enjoy the spirit of competition
and global competition.
And I just wanna enjoy it again,
like I did when I was 12 years old.
And so I'm going to do everything in my power to do that this year.
And I encourage everybody else to as well or not.
I really don't give a fuck. You just do what's good for you.
Right. If you want to enjoy the Olympics, enjoy the Olympics.
If you don't want to enjoy the Olympics, ignore me.
However, before I peel off, I do owe you a song.
I realize I missed my song last week in the episode.
But I'm going to make sure I don't today.
Today's song is by a band called Lost Sounds.
It is a kind of a, I guess it's been described
as sort of a garage band mixed with synth and dark wave.
Kind of, it is a late 90s, early 2000s band,
one of the Jay Retard projects,
and it's just, it's fucking awesome.
Really dark, like dark material, dark lyrics,
real buzzy, aggressive, droning, dancy kind of sound.
I really love the keyboards in it.
The song I'm gonna pick,
I had a hard time picking between songs.
The two songs I've been listening to every day right now,
and you dance, and I get nervous.
But I think I'm gonna pick I get nervous today.
I think that's my song.
That's the song of the episode.
I get nervous by Lost Sounds.
Rest in peace, Jay Retard.
And that'll be it for us today.
Thanks for tuning in.
Thanks for spending a little bit of time with me.
Thanks for listening to me try to get excited
about the Olympics.
Maybe I sparked a little bit of interest in you as well.
It would be, I think the whole world would be served
by getting into this stuff and enjoying the spirit
of pride in your country
and just enjoy the healthy spirit of competition
on a global scale.
I'll talk to you guys next week.
All right.
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This is the end of the show.
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Mwah!