Some More News - SMN: Do Cities Really Need All These Cars?
Episode Date: March 22, 2023Hi. On today's episode, we look at how the U.S. became so car-centric, why more walkable cities are probably the way to go, and what we can do to loosen the car industry's mechan...ical grip on our urban planning. Plus, the cars in Pixar's "Cars" have to eat and go to the bathroom. How does that work? SOURCES: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cmOrze75T5B0cuGzXnweZYF9wbv9RFGr9MRza21PZpw/edit?usp=sharing Support us on our PATREON: http://patreon.com/somemorenews Check out our MERCH STORE: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/somemorenews?ref_id=9949 SUBSCRIBE to SOME MORE NEWS: https://tinyurl.com/ybfx89rh Subscribe to the Even More News and SMN audio podcasts here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ebqegozpFt9hY2WJ7TDiA?si=5keGjCe5SxejFN1XkQlZ3w&dl_branch=1 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/show/even-more-news Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/SomeMoreNews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/SomeMoreNews/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SomeMoreNews/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@somemorenews Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/morenews and you can get an extra three months FREE. Make CBD a part of reaching your full potential with NextEvo Naturals. Go to https://NextEvo.com/podcast and use promo code MORENEWS to get 20% off your first order of $40 or more.
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Ring, ring, ring.
That's my hand.
Hello, and welcome to some more news.
I'm Cody Johnston, your pool boy.
But where there would normally be water, there's news.
You get it.
And here's some news water, some H-news-O, cars.
What are they?
Where do they come from?
And where are they going?
Also, most importantly, why are cars? Here in these
United States of America, we sure have a lot of cars. Why wouldn't we? Just look at these little
studs. Yeah, look at that car go. That car go fast. Don't you want to go fast like car in a car? Oh yeah, now it's turning.
Man, I love it when I'm driving my car
and I turn in my car.
Feels so nice to turn in a car
while the car is going fast.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Did you feel that?
That was so real.
But it turns out that some people
have a somewhat cynical view of cars.
The subreddit fuckcars is full of complainers
such as Reddit user fuckcars69weed6969,
who writes, lightning dick queen flashed his headlights
as the strong erect cargo hook started to pound him right
in a tailpipe.
That's okay.
First of all, extremely hot and well-written.
But secondly, it's definitely the wrong fuck cars subreddit.
This, oh, ah, this is my pleasure phone.
Ah, science phone.
It's my science phone for figuring out
how the characters in the movie Cars have sex.
After all, there are man cars and woman cars,
and they're shown having different bathrooms to reflect that.
So do the cars have different genitals
that would cause them to require different toilets?
Is it more of a cultural gender thing?
Do they reproduce at all?
Or is somebody building them?
And if they drink gasoline, it flows V8 Cafe.
Is their exhaust all farts?
Just one long fart?
So are farts like their version of pissing?
They also eat food.
So are they pooping in those toilets?
Where's the poop coming from?
What is the poop like?
I need to see their genitals up close.
But I digress.
In the other subreddit, fuck cars,
users complain about the ways
in which they feel fucked by cars
in a less fun way than the first subreddit I mentioned. Most of the posts are focused about the ways in which they feel fucked by cars in a less fun way than the first subreddit
I mentioned.
Most of the posts are focused on the ways
in which car focused infrastructure is unfriendly to people
like this beach being replaced by a freeway
or the lack of town centers in many US cities
or before and after shots of streets being converted
from being more car focused to more pedestrian focused.
Some of their posts point out the dangers that cars
and specifically large cars pose to pedestrians.
A repeated theme is a small child
next to an extremely huge car,
which would be unlikely to see that small child.
And you know, do the math.
See, you thought math was useless in school,
but really you can use it to think about children
getting hit by cars.
And the car skeptic sentiment isn't only found
on the Fuck Cars subreddit.
It's also all over the internet as of late.
You've probably seen something on Twitter or Instagram
reflecting the same lament over America's overemphasis
on cars or how American cities were ruined
by car-focused infrastructure.
Sometimes there are examples of the inverse,
often non-American cities that replace roads
with more pedestrian-centric infrastructure
like this area in the Netherlands.
There's a lot of talk about stroads,
which is a poor man tow combining the word street with road.
If you've been in America, you've absolutely seen this,
a demonic combination where a major high-speed road
has a bunch of pedestrian areas shoehorned in,
the result being a place no one actually should be walking.
Stroads aren't the only problem
with car-centered infrastructure,
although they are perhaps the most iconic.
But I do want to stop saying the word strode
because I do not like the word.
Sounds like something Lightning Dick Queen
would fit in his mouth.
Anyway, this is an episode about cars, the vehicles,
not the sexy, sexy movie.
Hey again, remember me from before?
Good.
So you may have realized that everything I was talking about in that fuck cars segment, I mean, besides car genitals,
was circling the concept of a walkable city.
That's exactly what it sounds like,
as in a city designed to accommodate pedestrians over cars,
which is something that America very much lacks
compared to other countries.
So I guess the first question is,
what's so important about walkable cities?
I mean, if you really like walking,
you could always pay $50 a month for a gym membership
where you walk on a treadmill
while you're surrounded by hotter people
who are all shooting workout videos for Instagram
and not wiping down the equipment
so you get a fungal infection
that makes you break out in hives all over your body
so you have to go to the dermatologist
and then you get prescribed a steroid,
which makes you feel worse
than before you started going to the gym.
But aside from that alternative,
the fact remains that there's a lot of evidence
that walkable cities are just, they're just better.
And perhaps something we should have here in this country,
full of sweaty and terrible gym hogs and regular hogs.
For starters, they actually just make people happier.
Walkable cities, not hogs.
Maybe it seems obvious that having a city
where you can walk around to small shops
and run into friends and see people living their lives
would be better for your mental health.
But this is also backed up with facts and science
and also junk and feelings.
In a study on Latin American cities,
mental wellbeing and the influence of place,
a meta analysis of over 300 research articles
uncovered several themes apparent in the many studies
on emotional wellness and city design.
Green spaces such as parks, gardens, bird discos, et cetera,
offered a clear benefit to mental wellbeing.
Walkability in shorter distances to nodes of activity
also offered mental health benefits.
Walking specifically created, quote,
"'raised levels of hedonic happiness, satisfaction,
"'relaxation, and reduced anxiety stress.
"'From planning perspective,
"'various authors maintain that
"'in highly walkable communities,
"'residents can interact with their environment
"'with more regularity and, therefore,
"'feel more connected to and responsible
"'for their community, increasing individual calm,
"'community trust, and decreasing perceived danger
in public space.
Density was another factor noted in the meta analysis.
However, it's a bit more complex in that it seems
that there's a Goldilocks zone when it comes to density.
Too low and you lack the easily accessible services
and socializing you get with higher density.
Too high and it seems to negatively impact
people's stress levels.
Basically, we like having access to high density locations
that increase the possibility of human interaction
and general convenience, but at a certain point,
it can get overcrowded and stressful, which all checks out.
I may like seeing a herd of deer in the woods,
but that doesn't mean I would also appreciate
a thousand deer all coming at me in the middle of a Walmart.
And frankly, I don't know why I keep having that dream.
Researchers have also found that spatial design
has an impact on mental wellbeing.
Smaller city blocks, visible building facades
with windows and ornamentation, a variety of buildings
with plenty of accessible doors, all of that is preferred.
And of course, that's also exactly the opposite
of the stuff you often see in cities sprawled
with corporate parks or shopping centers.
Researchers also noted that allowing for mixed use zoning,
as in combining both residential and commercial areas,
allows for greater social interaction
and better mental health outcomes.
That makes a whole lick of sense.
Most people enjoy the idea of having a private space,
but also like being a walk away from social activity.
Lord knows I've always dreamed of living above an arcade
slash bar slash bowling alley slash dispensary
slash restaurant slash accountant,
because frankly I need a good tax person right now.
And speaking of money, having a walkable design
is just better for the economy of that city.
People tend to spend more money in a city
they can casually walk through.
Researchers also noted that ambient sounds
have an impact on stress levels and wellbeing.
Traffic noises negatively impact emotional health,
whereas birdsong, water, and low level human group sounds
have a positive impact.
Isn't that nice?
We like hearing each other talk.
That's so nice.
Essentially, it seems like current research
has led to the shocking revelation
that human beings like to live in cities
made for human beings, which we are,
instead of cities made for cars, which we are not.
After all, this isn't an erotic world
where cars are the dominant species.
Being able to walk from your home to shops,
run into friends and grab something to drink,
or going to a park without having to literally park,
these are all things that may, in fact,
make people kind of happier.
But, counterpoint.
Oh yeah, look at that car, it's going so fast.
Oof, yeah, I wanna be in that car going fast!
Turning on roads and mountains and stuff, whew!
Ooh yeah, bumper to bumper, that's right, ride my tail, man.
Get right up on my ass and tap my bumper if I stop too fast.
Ooh, yeah, waiting at the turn signal, yeah.
Ooh, turning into a parking lot and looking for parking.
God, I feel so alive.
Okay, sarcastic use of stock footage aside, hot.
Also, to be fair and balanced and fairly balanced,
Cody isn't saying ban all cars.
Cody likes cars. Cody likes cars.
Cody likes going fast in cars.
But there are obviously some major problems
with designing our cities to prioritize cars.
The benefits to having fewer car-centric cities
underlined by the research we talked about earlier
makes some intuitive sense.
But on top of that, there are also downfalls
to having more car-centric cities.
When you're driving, you're not interacting with people, you're interacting with other
cars.
Big swole hunks of metal that can kill you.
And so we naturally get more upset at other people while driving cars.
It's scary and depersonalizing when another car enters your space.
You see this big metal threat, not a human being.
In an extreme example of American car culture
and gun culture colliding,
there's the phenomenon of road rage shootings,
seen here to my right,
and seen here in front of you in video form.
It's so American, like ice cream and apple pie
getting into a gunfight.
Compare that to using public transit,
which means you get more interaction with actual people.
If you bump into a person,
generally that person doesn't fly into a rage
because they're seeing someone as a human
and not a faceless enemy car.
Also, road rage has been found to be linked
to perception of class and status.
In a 1968 study by Doob and Gross,
the famed buddy scientist comedy duo of the 60s,
researchers intentionally blocked an intersection
either with a low status old car or high status new car.
The researchers found that in the low status case,
84% of blocked cars honked their horns,
but in the high status condition,
only 50% honked their horns.
So in a way, cars can bring out the worst impulses
of our society.
When we see other cars, we don't see other people.
We see symbols of status, threats, or objects of rage.
Meanwhile, when you are a pedestrian in a walkable city,
you share pedestrian areas with people
from all walks of life.
You have to see their faces, view them as people,
and you're not insulated in a carapace
of expensive metal and rubber,
which seems more healthy, maybe?
Unless you're racist.
Damn, I forgot about the racists.
I always forget about the racists,
except for all the episodes we've done on racists.
Well, there's at least some evidence
that being exposed to more diverse groups
will reduce racism.
I don't know how provable it is,
but I think it's also a little intuitive to say
that empathy is best formed
when exposed to other walks of life.
The key word there is walks,
as in walking around a city
and using public transportation with people
from different backgrounds.
It's like in that movie Crash, where cars cause racism.
So when you crash the cars, that solves racism.
I haven't seen Crash in almost 10 years,
but I'm almost certain that's the plot.
Do not correct me.
Point is that subways and buses create a system
where everyone is in the same boat
regardless of race or class,
especially if it's literally a boat.
Which is why if you were, let's say,
like a really rich guy who grew up during apartheid
and took private planes to his dad's emerald mine,
you might find public transportation icky,
which is probably why we should never allow someone like
that to try and design city transit in any way, shape,
or form or like run a company, but more on that later.
So to recap, walkable cities are good for mental health,
social interaction, empathy, and the economy.
While car-centric cities create unwalkable hellscapes,
divide people, and oh right, are really goddamn polluted.
Getting Dutch ovened by car farts
is actually pretty bad for your health.
It makes your brain not work so good
in a matter of hours after exposure.
Also, pollution causes lung cancer and other terrible stuff.
Also, tire dust, the stuff that gets shaved off your tires
as they wear down is killing salmon
by contaminating the rain.
So that's fun if you hate fish.
Honestly, I could use the rest of the episode
just listing studies about how bad car pollution is
for human bodies and animal bodies
and the planet and so on.
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about the wonder of cars.
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Hello again, watchers of me.
Thank you for your eyes.
And as your eyes saw earlier,
I was talking about how walkable cities
are generally considered better for humans
than cities that are balls deep in cars,
which definitely isn't the name of a video
I watched during the break.
But how did we get to this point
of having such a car-centric society?
Why are our cities built almost entirely around cars?
And why did we turn away from other options
like pedestrianism, bicycles, and trains?
And why does the Pixar movie Cars still have trains?
Are trains like the horses of their civilization,
but instead of riding on them,
they ride inside their stomachs?
Is it like the sandworms in Dune, but more consensual?
Or do the trains lament having to exist on tracks?
Is that a waking hell for them,
to never leave the same route for their entire lives?
So to answer all of those questions,
we have to go back in time to the 1920s,
a magical time where instead of iPhones, people had rickets.
In the 1920s, there was a paradigm shift
in terms of what streets and public space were meant for.
In an interview with Bloomberg,
historian UVA professor Peter Norton talks
about how our concept of streets was changed radically
by the car industry.
If you ask people today what a street is for,
they will say cars.
That's practically the opposite of what they would have said
100 years ago.
There was a lot of anger in the early years,
a lot of resentment against cars for endangering streets.
Back then, cars were seen as an incursion
on the natural flow of public life,
and often a lethal menace.
Papers and political art would depict cars
as killing machines, such as this 1924 New York Times
article showing a grim reaper figure driving
over panicked people.
Additionally, back then the victims of car deaths
were disproportionately children aged five to 14,
which caused a lot of public outrage.
People generally don't like it when you run over a child,
which is why I'm banned for most go-kart tracks and roads.
To overcome this bad public image,
the car industry improved the safety
of their vehicles and roads,
made sure that pedestrians were safe,
and agreed with legislation limiting the activity
of cars in public spaces.
Ah, sorry, I have this weird brain thing
where I say the thing I wish was true,
but it's in fact the exact opposite of reality.
I think it's some sort of coping mechanism and or parasite.
What the car industry actually did
was go on a public messaging campaign
to get people to see streets as unsafe areas for pedestrians
so they could cede ownership of the streets
from pedestrians to cars.
In other words, they put the blame
for fatal incidents on the victims.
Don't take foolish chances.
Don't jaywalk.
Don't cross against a don't walk sign.
You could be killed that way.
Don't cross against a red light.
That caused nearly 3,000 casualties last year.
Don't cross between parked cars in the middle of the block.
That killed more pedestrians last year
than any other type of traffic accident.
Don't jaywalk.
Don't get me wrong, it's good to look both ways
before crossing the street and not run out into traffic.
We here at the Showdy are firmly pro
not running out into traffic.
Traffic that is now forcing itself on the public
and blaming them for it.
Indeed, what we might see as a safety campaign
was actually a really sneaky way
to punt the problem with cars onto the pedestrians.
This attitude started in 1923
when residents of Cincinnati
gathered over 7,000 signatures
to support a requirement to build cars
with a speed limiter of 25 miles per hour.
The car companies panicked knowing
that slow cars would be harder to sell.
And so they did what any racist at the time would do
and used anti-Chinese xenophobia
to turn people against the idea.
They warned that speed governors,
the devices on cars that would limit speed,
would create a Chinese wall around the city
and deter motorists from driving there.
The referendum failed and the car industry continued
to fight to dominate our streets.
Auto industry groups flocked to government meetings
held by Secretary of Commerce Herbert Hoover
and ushered in the 1928 Model Municipal Traffic Ordinance
that controlled the movement of pedestrians,
reducing their rights so that they were only able to cross
at crosswalks and at right angles,
the worst kind of angles.
To win over the public,
both the government and the auto industry
started a propaganda campaign to blame jaywalkers
for fatal car accidents.
As detailed in this Vox article, PR started targeting jaywalkers for fatal car accidents. As detailed in this Vox article,
PR started targeting jaywalkers as the source of the problem,
depicting them as idiots and asking for it.
In 1924, there was a safety parade in New York
that depicted a jaywalking clown
who got repeatedly rammed by a slow moving car.
In fact, the entire etymology of the crime jaywalking
was based on the insult jay, which meant hick,
or a low class non-city dweller.
The concept of jaywalking and road danger
was something taught to children,
and auto clubs like AAA funded school safety programs.
And again, this was all framed as a way to protect people,
but cleverly got
children used to the idea that streets were meant for cars, not humans. After all, if you're a human
watching this, that seems like common sense. You were raised on endless PSAs telling you not to
jaywalk and to look both ways and to fear roads. And we still do this today all over the world,
as evidenced by this video from Russia.
Wait, why would the cars need crosswalks if the streets are also for cars?
In the Cars universe version of Russia,
do only some cars have the right to drive in streets?
Is there an underclass of car serfs
who are only allowed to use crosswalks?
Why would there even be a fucking sidewalk to begin with
or traffic lights?
We don't have traffic lights dictating
when to walk at the mall.
Also, are their tires their shoes?
Because tires can pop and be replaced.
So what other parts of them are considered their bodies
and what parts are clothes?
Oh God, what if the tires are their fingernails?
Anyway, you get the point.
The car industry managed to make roads
something that pedestrians were supposed to fear
and were personally responsible for keeping off of.
And by the 1930s, car dependence firmly had a
foothold, tire hold, tire hold on the nation.
Assembly lines perfected during World War II
allowed for the mass production of cars
and an increase of wealth in the US
allowed for more individuals to buy cars.
Europe struggled more financially during this period
and so their ability to buy cars was limited,
both in quantity and in the size of cars.
That meant the US had a headstart on mass car adoption.
The way for this had quite literally been paved
by the auto industry, including General Motors and AAA,
who in the 1930s established
the National Highway Users Conference
to affect federal policy regulating roadways.
Their aim was for roads to be publicly funded,
which would make them free to drivers
and make cars become an integral part of US infrastructure.
In 1939, the congressional planning document,
Toll Roads and Free Roads,
laid out this plan for the publicly funded interstate.
That same year, GM would present an impressive image
of the next 20 years with
a World's Fair exhibit titled Futurama. Over a spectacular suspension bridge,
the motorway enters a large city, spanning the navigable river on which it is situated
and forming a gateway to the city. 20 years ago, the population of this city was approximately a million persons.
It is much larger, rebuilt and remanned.
Residential, commercial and industrial areas
all have been separated for greater efficiency
and greater convenience.
Terrible episode, almost as bad as the dead dog one.
Anyway, did you notice how they boasted zoned off areas
as a good thing?
Residential and commercial kept far apart
for maximum efficiency.
But little did we know that kind of thinking
would absolutely get us into the pickle we are in today.
Because of course, none of this was inherently bad.
Public roads are a good thing.
We kind of need them provided that they are designed
to put the wellbeing and interests of the public first.
But the obvious flaw here was that the auto industry
was the same entity pushing for these roads,
an industry that had inserted itself into our government.
And in 1947, a group of these auto industry bigwigs
teamed up with engineers to create a map
of a future interstate system.
Less than a decade later,
another document called the Yellow Book
would specify how this system of highways
would intersect with city centers.
In both of these cases,
no one even bothered to include any urban planners
to help with the design.
Instead, it was people like Charles Wilson,
the former CEO of General Motors,
who would go on to be nominated by President Eisenhower
as Secretary of Defense in 1953.
When questioned about the conflict of interest,
Chuck said, quote,
"'I cannot conceive of one, because for years,
"'I thought what was good for our country
was good for General Motors and vice versa.
Convenient.
And wouldn't you know, the yellow book would go on
to become the groundwork for the 1956
Federal Aid Highway Act,
which created the interstates we use today.
After it was passed, Engine Charlie would return
to the board of GM in 1957 because I guess,
I guess government work wasn't his passion after all.
Weird how the thing he claims is good for both GM
and the country was mostly way more good for GM.
And in fact, not actually good for the country
because did I mention that this interstate highway system
ultimately turned out to be bad?
It plowed right through cities and communities,
flattening neighborhoods, creating divisions
where there were none and destroying local businesses.
Highways were used as tools of segregation,
facilitating white flight from cities into the suburbs.
According to NYU law professor, Deborah Archer,
the path of highways also sometimes coincided with former racial zoning
boundaries from the era of segregation.
And white communities would sometimes intentionally ask
for highway planners to build highways
to separate them from their black neighbors.
So it was particularly bad for poor communities
and black communities, something they knew
was the case at the time.
To quote Robert Moses,
New York City's construction coordinator post-World War II,
"'Our categorical imperative is action to clear the slums.
"'We can't let minorities dictate
"'that this century-old chore
"'will be put off another generation or finally abandoned.'"
Moses, a racist guy,
was one of the most influential city planners of his time
and also happened to be an adamant supporter
of putting the highway system directly through cities
as opposed to going around them.
So yeah, I'm not saying
that a national interstate highway system
would be categorically bad under any circumstance.
It's just that the one created in the US
was done without regard to how it would carve up cities
and damage communities,
as well as was crafted to prioritize the needs
of the auto industry and intentionally used
to pave over poor areas and poor black neighborhoods.
All that seems really bad
for the fabric of American society, but counterpoint.
Yeah!
Fast cars!
Yes!
Vroom vroom!
Look how fast that car is going to find loopholes in integration laws and perpetuate a class
and racial divide that still haunts us today!
Beep beep!
Vroom vroom!
And so, as public infrastructure continued to become more and more car-focused, we naturally
moved away from other modes of transportation.
Street cars, very notably, struggled to operate.
That is, if they weren't bought by GM and then subsequently shut down,
which is absolutely what happened in Los Angeles.
If you recall, this was right around the time
that entire toon towns were getting paved over
to make way for these highways.
Wait a second.
Is who framed Roger Rabbit about how highways
created city design segregation through the transit system?
That would mean that the tunes were metaphors
for minority populations.
It's a lot to take in.
Much like a car's penis.
By the way, despite what that very historical film
would have you believe, there's actually no evidence
that GM shutting down the streetcars in LA
was a big conspiracy.
Not because it wasn't insidious,
but rather because they didn't need to do it in secret
or conspire about it.
It was just what was happening at the time.
Cars were allowed to drive along the trolley tracks,
causing gridlock,
and the disproportionate government subsidy given to cars
meant that street cars no longer had the money or infrastructure to function
and were typically torn up and discarded
to make way for city buses.
And so that pretty much brings us to where we are now.
The promise of a futuristic transit system
completely dictated by a car industry whose main goal
was to make as much money as possible.
And as a result, decided to choke our nation
with as many roads as possible. It as a result, decided to choke our nation with as many roads as possible.
It's pretty amazing that we just outsourced
one of the most vital and fundamental parts of our country
to a bunch of rich business owners.
You know, I mean, it would be amazing
if that wasn't the thing we did constantly
throughout the history of America, but still.
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Hey, Doc Hudson.
What are you doing with that air pump?
Tit lights.
I was awake that whole time.
And we were talking about when I was awake the whole time. And we were talking about when I was awake,
the whole time, cars!
Cars and the auto industry
and how it pretty much built our highway system,
which just so happened to be bad.
And from the 50s to today,
we've pretty much prioritized cars over people.
We invested so heavily in cars
that even our solutions to car-cause problems are to throw more cars at them.
Problems with traffic?
Well, why not expand highways?
Even though that just prompts more people to drive
and adds more cars to the equation
and causes the same amount of congestion,
but with more cars this time.
Hey, traffic safety conditions?
Build more technologically advanced cars
with better airbags and safety features.
Even though in the last few years,
we've been experiencing the highest pedestrian death rate
in 30 years.
And the US has the greatest number of pedestrian deaths
compared to Germany, the Netherlands, Denmark, and the UK.
Yay, go us, we're number so bad at this.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
It's good to make cars that are safer for the driver,
but it's yet again prioritizing drivers
and cars above all others.
There are other ways to improve safety,
like creating pedestrian-only zones,
limiting traffic in busy areas,
getting rid of stroads,
and creating more bike-safe streets.
But of course, those solutions don't offer car companies
a way to make a profit you see.
Can't have that.
Technological improvements in cars can be good
and necessary like electric vehicles.
And some can be bad,
like how apparently gear shifts are dials now
and everything you want to do is through a menu screen.
Electric vehicles, by the way,
were prevented from being developed much earlier
because they weren't seen as profitable.
General Motors developed an electric vehicle,
the EV1, in the late 90s.
But even though customer reviews were positive,
GM determined that the car wouldn't be profitable
and destroyed their remaining stock.
But the prioritization of profit doesn't end
with just killing your own projects.
There's also been an organized effort by the auto industry
to kill public transportation and divert public funds
towards car infrastructure.
Sometimes it's through propaganda,
especially in car advertisements.
Like this ad in a college newspaper from 2011
telling students to stop pedaling and start driving
while depicting a hot woman laughing at a guy on a bike.
Look at how emasculated he is by biking.
No woman would find a guy on a bike
with his tight biker's shorts
and sweaty, taut biker's calves
to be attractive in the slightest.
Spandex bulges, no thank you.
And here's a GM ad campaign from the early 2000s
that depicts bus riders as creeps and weirdos,
propagating the idea that buses are dangerous
and full of scary people, which as we briefly mentioned,
just so happens to be how Elon Musk
also describes public transportation.
Quote, why do you want to get on something
with a lot of other people that doesn't leave where you want it to leave, doesn't start where you want to get on something with a lot of other people that doesn't
leave where you want it to leave, doesn't start where you want it to start, doesn't end where you
want it to end, and it doesn't go all the time? He then added, it's a pain in the ass. That's why
everyone doesn't like it. And there's like a bunch of random strangers, one of who might be a serial
killer. Okay, great. And so that's why people like individualized transport
that goes where you want, when you want.
Besides the obvious fact that he thinks a system
that makes you interact with other people is somehow bad,
the really shitty part is how he laments
that public transportation doesn't always work.
What makes that so angering is that the reason
why public transportation is underfunded or inefficient
is specifically because of people like Elon Musk.
Take a look at his boring company
and the infamously not very functional Hyperloop
that exclusively features Tesla cars
driving at a slow speed while surrounded by party lights
designed to make the inevitable autopilot accidents
look like a discotheque fire.
We've talked about them a lot in this show
and how these vague and unrealized promises
of a high-speed car tunnel have been constantly used
by Musk to seemingly undermine rail projects.
In San Bernardino, California,
the Transportation Authority had planned
to integrate a rail line from the airport,
but Elon Musk swooped in and promised
to build a hyperloop tunnel
using autonomous vehicles instead.
The San Bernardino Transportation Authority
bought Musk's sales pitch
and actually halted the rail project.
Musk then ghosted San Bernardino,
missing the 2022 deadline for a bid on the project.
Musk did the same thing to Chicago
when they wanted to build a rail line to the O'Hare airport
and probably in California to try to lure lawmakers away
from the high-speed rail project.
I know Musk is pretty much the villain in all of this,
but also like shout out, you know,
to the lawmakers out there who really should have done
some sliver of work to assess
if the guy promising Jetsons tunnels
actually had a viable plan.
But Musk isn't even innovative
when it comes to halting progress on public transportation.
The auto industry has been lobbying
and sabotaging rail projects
and other infrastructure for years.
The Koch brothers, God rest one of their souls,
you know, if you had one.
Well, they funded AstroTurf movements
to stop rail projects all over the United States
for years now.
In 2018, Koch-backed groups tried to push through
a ballot measure to stop all funding
for all rail projects in Phoenix, Arizona.
It didn't pass, but often these efforts
to stop public transit projects absolutely do work.
Like in 2016, when they helped kill a transit project
in Michigan, which would have expanded bus routes. Or in 2018 2016 when they helped kill a transit project in Michigan,
which would have expanded bus routes,
or in 2018 when they turned voters
against a mass transit proposal in Nashville.
Why do the Kochs hate public transportation so much?
Maybe it just rubs them the wrong way,
or maybe it could be because they own Flint Hills Resources,
a diesel, gasoline, and petroleum company,
or because they own Molex,
which produces electric parts for cars,
or maybe it's because they want to both be invested in oil
and electric car batteries,
or maybe it's because they have some kind of car fetish
and promised their life-sized replica of Lightning McQueen,
which they engage in sexual poise with via the tailpipe,
that they will do whatever it takes
to keep as many cars on the road as possible.
Do we have an image of that?
No.
Well, someone get an image of that to me at some point.
No rush, but hurry up.
My point is that the auto industry has a death grip,
not only on their junk while they look at photos
of sexy cars, but also on our country and our government.
The auto industry spent around $80 million
lobbying Congress in 2022 alone.
Maybe this is part of why so much of our tax dollars
go to funding car infrastructure
at the cost of any other kind of transit
or pedestrian infrastructure.
Like Biden's compromise infrastructure deal
that gives states $273 billion for highways over five years
with very little in terms of restrictions or limitations.
We as a nation are so fixated on cars
that it doesn't feel at all weird
when a US president does free PR for GM's electric Hummer.
Anybody wanna jump on the back?
On the roof?
You look good.
I mean, fine, okay, whatever, good.
Get people excited about the big, dumb electric car.
We're not getting rid of cars in the next five years
or 50 years or 100 years.
And so we need them to at least be electric
because it's critical to meet CO2 reduction goals.
So if we have to make electric cars sexy and cool and hip,
you know, by putting Joe Biden in one, then so be it.
But we may want to consider,
in addition to addressing our immediate climate needs,
that we should perhaps eventually, slowly,
maybe have a society that isn't 100% car dependent.
And one way we can start is to address fucked up zoning laws
which have allowed for uncontrolled suburban sprawl
and prevented high density and affordable housing.
And there's actually a little bit of progress on this front.
The Bay Area is set to have its restrictive zoning revoked
due to their inability to adhere to a law
called the Housing Accountability Act.
But generally speaking, we have a long road ahead of us.
You get it?
Roads?
Yeah, like the kind sexy animated cars drive on.
We can't just get rid of cars overnight.
And even if we're able to fix our infrastructure
and build amazing public transportation,
people will still need and want to drive cars sometimes.
And that's fine.
I don't think we should fuck all cars.
I mean, except for this one, or maybe this one,
definitely that one.
Some car usage is necessary,
especially if you don't live in a city.
The problem isn't that we use cars.
The problem is that in this country,
we sure seem to be really, really, really into cars,
and not in the healthy sexual way. Our car culture goes far beyond just liking cars for convenience,
and in fact, really seems like something of a cult.
For even more protection, you have explosive underbody shielding, bulletproof glass,
electrified door handles,
military grade run flat tires, and a ram steel bumper. If anyone's following you,
you have blinding lights in the front and the back or a smoke screen. Plus my favorite,
pepper spray. If you're picking your kids up from the mall, let them know you're there with strobe
lights and your intercom. Hey, Bobby, it's your mommy.
Ah, sweet.
What kid doesn't like being picked up
in an eight foot tall military grade minivan
only to be pepper sprayed when they touch the handle
because their doom prepper mom confuses them for a minority
and then smoke bombs an entire class field trip?
Ah, to be a child again.
This car is called Vengeance
because that is a normal name to give a car
in a healthy and thriving culture.
For only $285,000,
the car's website promises that vengeance is yours.
You can add bulletproof glass if you'd like.
Also it's EMP proof in case of a nuclear explosion.
So your car will still run after your skin melts off
from the radiation.
It's a nice reminder that only the ultra rich will survive
whatever apocalypse they probably caused.
Like Mad Max was in all likelihood a hedge fund manager
before he became the road warrior.
This is also the logical conclusion of our car culture.
We want the biggest, baddest, most extreme cars
to be able to win at vehicular warfare.
Because a running theme you might have noticed
is that cars, and by extension car culture,
is all about isolating people from others.
Elon Musk wants us all to travel
in our own personal pods underground.
Traffic and road rage all circle around
our lack of empathy when driving.
And so while this specific tank car seems over the top,
it's really no different than any other car ad.
Now you like me, man, bring it on!
Yeah, come on!
Yee-haw! I'm a four truck man. We all have a choice.
We can either be sheep or shepherds.
And then there's a couple of things America got right.
Cars and freedom.
Oh yeah, don't be a sheep, be a wolf.
Tow smaller trucks around.
Run over British people because you're an American, you see.
That last ad is a cinematic masterpiece by the way.
And look, it's easy to dismiss these as fun,
silly commercials because they are.
But car commercials are also carefully crafted
to get people to buy a very expensive thing.
And so they know that they have to both appeal
to public sentiment and also shape it
to make people really want cars,
not just for transport, but as an intrinsic part of their American identity.
Something that makes them feel special, tough, powerful, or patriotic, or however this makes
you feel.
It's fine to like cars, to enjoy driving, or like them as a hobby, or as an object of
sexual desire.
But when car culture becomes too dominant in our society,
we miss out on the human element and it shows.
Remember when I pointed out that back in the 1920s,
people were outraged at cars specifically because
of how often they would hit children?
Compare that to today and this story
of a child getting killed by a giant SUV
that somehow manages to blame the eight year old
for his own death.
A similar thing happened when former mayor Pete Buttigieg
was still mayor, where he ostensibly blamed a kid
for getting hit or, you know, raised questions.
I don't know if you know this,
but that guy is the secretary of transportation right now.
Point is, we lose something when we encase ourselves
in cars and give in to a hyper individualized culture
that's so scared of being around other people
that we now have a market for pepper spray door handles.
And to once again stress this,
it's not like regaining more human scaled cities
is out of reach or means we have to get rid
of all of our cars.
This is an area in Milwaukee,
which underwent a freeway tear down
and reconstruction into a street.
And sure, there are still cars,
but there are now sidewalks and crosswalks
and easy access to buildings.
Boston's Big Dig project took the highway
and put it underground so that they could build city parks
in its place.
And that's something other cities are now considering.
That didn't even require getting rid of any roads to do.
This feels not only superior,
but necessary to increasing our quality of life,
to actually build a world
that encourages empathy over paranoia,
because this isn't the movie Cars.
The cities we live in should be for people
interacting with other people. or in other words.
Look, and they're driving right by.
They don't even know what they're missing.
Thank you, Lightning Dick Queen.
I couldn't have said it better.
When we're driving right by,
we don't know what we're missing.
To spend so much of our time enclosed
in our own little bubbles of steel,
we're never going to actually engage with others.
Or I guess because Lightning McQueen is a car,
he's saying that cars should smash into each other more?
Wait, that sounds like the plot of Crash,
the Don Cheadle one, not the 1996 one
where people fucking car crashes.
Although maybe that film also had some good moral messages.
I wonder if the Pixar cars have a similar fetish
where they collide into each other and then have sex.
Then I guess they would have to get their bodies
towed away by Larry the Cable Guy.
Is Mater a hick because of his culture
or was he born that way?
Like, are Pixar cars born into specific class groups
because of their make and model?
That's fucking dark.
I'm done with the episode, by the way.
You can roll the credits while I figure this stuff out.
So, okay.
Also, in the movie Cars,
flies and other insects are depicted as tiny cars,
which would imply that the genetic code
of all life on this planet is car-based.
And if this is true,
there would be a massive amount of genetic bottleneck,
meaning that the entire population of life
on the Cars planet could be wiped out
with just one potential pathogen.
And so also like how do cars die?
If you put a new motor in a dead car,
is this some kind of reanimated corpse car?
Or is it a new car?
Is the engine even the brain?
Or is it more like the heart?
How many pieces of a car can you gradually change
before it becomes a completely different soul?
Also, when those fans flash their headlights at McQueen,
it implies those are their nipples then, right?
So then that means everyone is going around
exposing their tits to see at night.
Why are the tits light up?
I just think the movie Cars might not make sense,
but you can still jerk off to it.
Oh, let's see a bit, a bit, a bit.
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What do I got?
I got one of these.
I got a, oh, a Star Wars.
This is what it is.
This is a guitar stand.
I don't know.
Hey, hey, thanks for watching the video.
There's no bit.
I can't figure it out.
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And one day there'll be a bit that I'll figure out with,
okay, so, okay, doctor's office.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, so give me, give me, give me, give me,
give me, give me, give me, give me, gimme, gimme some time, okay?
Gimme a fucking break is what I want, actually.
Gimme a fucking break, please?
Jesus Christ.