Some More News - SMN: Government Subsidized Childcare, No More No Knock Raids and Other Simple Solutions
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God has a new name this day!
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I didn't see you.
I was just doing a little tinkering,
you know, fiddling about, puttering,
a bit of meddling with like the laws of nature and such.
NBD, as you may remember,
I made my own news AI a few months ago
using nothing but my ingenuity and Amazon Alexa
and allegedly the brain of a moose,
and it went pretty well.
Just okay.
It could be better,
which is why I did a bit more work
and am happy to present Code E 2.0!
While the interface is basically the same,
I did a major upgrade in the hardware area.
Specifically, I added a little bit of myself
into the programming in order to make it a bit more critical
and assessment of large corporations and boards
and things like that.
And yes, before you ask,
I mean that I literally put some of my own brain in there.
It's fine though.
Remember how I said NPD?
I already had the hardware needed
for digitizing brain matter, so it was pretty easy.
Except a small part of my brain is missing
and there's a wound on the back of my head.
And for some reason I cry every time
I see the color purple.
Now the color, not the movie.
Anywho, it should reflect my contempt
for companies like Amazon.
Now playing Shivers by Ed Sheeran.
Nope, cancel that.
Nobody asked you to do that.
Point is, along with allegedly being part moose
and very much still an Alexa,
Code E is now part me.
I once my pants at the dentist.
Ah, that must be the moose part.
That's not the Code E part.
Okay, well, you know the deal.
Maybe you don't, actually.
So here's the deal.
I'm going to give Code E some kind of systemic problem or general question concerning America,
and Code E will calculate an easy and often obvious solution that we could implement today.
So, like, if someone with power or money happens to be watching this,
perhaps they could take the solution suggested here and run with it in a meaningful way.
All right, Code E, are you ready for your first problem?
I desire an entire pumpkin.
That could actually be the moose or me.
There's no telling with that one.
Okay, first problem.
Infant care is ridiculously unaffordable
in the United States.
Is there a way to change that?
Processing, processinging. Processing.
Right, I've still got to put more ram into this thing.
Or, I don't know, hummingbirds are fast, so maybe I can cram a bunch of...
Ooh, it's ready!
The federal government should subsidize infant care.
That's actually really obvious when you see it written out like that.
It's important to ignore the male yearlings so that they may thrive on their own.
Extremely good point.
New parents, write that one down.
As for you childless freaks
wondering exactly what the dilly here is,
well, America is in a bit of a pickle
when it comes to childcare.
A real dilly of a pickle, you could say.
And this dildo of a pickle
is something nerds call a market failure,
as in an industry that is way too expensive
for both the
consumers and the providers of a service. For parents, the annual cost of childcare was at an
average of $9,977 before the pandemic. By one estimate, that number is now up to $14,117.
In Indiana, the most average state, families with kids under five spend around 20% of their income just on child
care alone.
And while you'd expect this to be the fault of big nanny strong-arming parents with their
playroom cabal, it turns out that on the provider side, child care workers aren't making diddly
shit despite these rising costs.
The mean average annual year salary for employees across the board is only $26,790 in America.
And so right about now, you're probably wondering
just where the heck all that money is going.
Was it all eaten by that money monster
George Clooney tried to warn us about?
Actually, kind of, or rather,
if you think of government regulations as a money monster,
which in this case, in most cases, you should not do that.
No, you see, the business of watching children
is one that needs a lot of oversight
for reasons that should be obvious.
When you drop your child or pet ape disguised
as a child off somewhere,
it's nice to know that the place has proper fire safety,
CPR certified employees,
and doesn't just stick your baby and or ape
in a basement drawer.
This is why the law requires only a handful of kids
per childcare worker so that each kid gets the proper
amount of attention.
And also probably why my own childcare business
failed so quickly and dramatically.
Super didn't know you couldn't let apes and babies
play together, learned that the gross way.
While there's probably a conversation out there
about regulation reform, there's simply no getting around
how expensive and regulated a childcare business needs to be.
You're basically running a small school,
something you may perhaps realize
is a thing funded by state taxes.
So why wouldn't we also do that with childcare?
Why in the hell would we consider the act
of watching over kids while adults go to work to survive
a for-profit business that only some people can afford?
After all, America likes babies, right?
They certainly put up a stink
if you accidentally feed one to an ape.
People are always concerned about our dwindling population
and most politicians, and especially the GOP,
are rock hard for families.
They are supposedly the pro-life party after all.
And while perhaps there was a time
when a single parent could provide for a household,
this is of course no longer the case.
So the logical conclusion here
is to either pay people way more money
or make childcare extremely cheap, if not totally free.
Or do both.
Now, I know I just mentioned conservatives,
but I'm really not talking about this
through the lens of any political ideology.
Despite your views of the free market,
the concept of childcare simply doesn't work when treated like a business. We're seeing this right now with the
aforementioned market failure. And that problem is compounding into everyone's problem as places
begin to rehire after the pandemic. You know how there's a very vocal push by both parties to
reopen schools? Well, that's not just for the kids' sake, but an essential step in getting our
economy back on track.
The childcare industry, it turns out, is a lynchpin to our whole system.
As one study discovered, roughly 8% of the economic activity in Europe simply can't
happen as long as kids remain at home where parents have to look after them.
They predict that's the same here in the States.
This of course most affects women, 1.6 million of which are currently unable to rejoin the
workforce due to a lack of childcare.
Now, this isn't an emotional plea.
It's not a political viewpoint.
This is just sexy, sexy numbers.
And I bring up Europe because, as you probably already guessed, other countries have already figured this out.
In countries like Norway and Iceland and Denmark, the government spends between 23 to $29,000 per year
per child.
Germany, New Zealand, Austria, and many more
all spend a substantial amount in the teens of thousands
on childcare subsidies as well.
And countries like Ireland and the UK
offer free preschool for some portion of the day.
Meanwhile, the United States spends only $500
per child per year.
That is it.
It's not even enough to get them the good PS5.
And that puts us, you know, pretty much dead last.
It seems bad and easily avoidable.
Because you know who else subsidized childcare?
The United States in the past.
27% of Richmond shipbuilders were women.
Feminine workers with small children inspired the founding of 35 nursery school units and 10 extended daycare centers, which mothered
over 1,400 youngsters at a time. On their way to work, parents left their hopefuls at one of the
nursery schools, knowing that the daily routine, commencing with a physical checkup
and followed by organized play,
would make their children both healthy and happy.
Thanks for that, old-timey voiceover man.
Now, you might recall that our nation's ladies
were once sent to fill in the jobs unoccupied by men
fighting in World War II.
During this era, the idea of women, or dames,
as they were scientifically classified at the time,
was that they traditionally did not go to work.
This was both due to a breathtaking system of sexism
and also the fact that we had an economy
where you could like work at a gas station
and afford a house and a family.
Wear that stupid milkman hat and turn crankshafts
and that would afford you a middle-class lifestyle.
But when the war happened, Congress quickly realized
that someone had to watch all these kids
while the moms were off riveting tanks and whatnot.
And so they used the Lanham Act
to create fully funded universal childcare.
Not only was it available six days a week,
but it costs families less than 12 cents per day,
which is around $12 today.
And boy, it was really effective.
In total, looking after an estimated 550,000 to 600,000 children before the subsidies were ended in 1946.
After that, we quietly went back to the same system
as before, pretending the whole subsidized childcare thing
didn't happen, like some kind of super kinky one night stand.
And yet today, it appears that we're in a similar situation
where both parents have to be away from home during the day.
So I guess the question is, why didn't we do anything between then and now?
Well, the last time the U.S. government seriously considered child care policy was in 1971.
But President Nixon vetoed it, saying a national child care system would weaken American families.
Yeah, it was Nixon.
Of course it was Nixon.
Or Reagan.
Or Clinton.
No president would be a surprise, I guess is my point.
But this was Nixon.
The 1971 Bipartisan Comprehensive Child Development Act
would have created a national network of federally funded child care centers
that would provide meals and medical checkups for kids whose parents had to work.
The program would have been optional for families
and subsidized based on their income.
At the time, the budget was $2 billion.
And as I mentioned, was deemed bipartisan
and passed by Congress,
only to be ultimately vetoed
by our first modern crime president.
And while I didn't really want to make this about politics,
the reason Nixon did this was purely ideological.
This is according to Nixon's then speechwriter,
Pat Buchanan, who said the goal
wasn't to simply reject it over the cost,
but push back against the quote,
"'Sovietization of American Children'
and to bury the idea of a national childcare entitlement."
And it worked!
After Gerald Ford became president,
the idea was once again resurrected,
only for members of Congress to be flooded
with angry letters from people accusing them
of attacking the American family
by helping American families, apparently.
Because of course, that's what it all boils down to.
The resistance here isn't logical,
but built on an extremely antiquated idea
that a child should be raised by a mommy and a daddy,
or more specifically, a stay-at-home mommy,
lest they become some kind of knife-wielding alleyway criminal.
And everything I've talked about here,
this resistance to the cold, hard fact that women have jobs,
the low pay for healthcare employees,
and the inability to pay much attention to the issue,
really follows a pattern when you realize who, statistically, it affects the most.
About 97% of early educators are women. About 40% are women of color. And the majority of women are
black, brown, and immigrant women who are doing this work.
That's the director of the Center for the Study of Child Care Employment at UC Berkeley pinpointing
a very important detail to all of this. The resistance to investing in infant and childcare is both subconsciously and deliberately
rooted in good old fashioned American misogyny.
Despite being supported by 60% of voters, certain good old country boys really want
us to think that childcare subsidies are some elitist idea being pushed on the working class
family.
This survey that J.D. Vance posted, by the way, simply says that most working class family. This survey that JD Vance posted, by the way, simply says that most working class parents prefer
having one of them stay home and watch the child
without the context that perhaps it's because childcare
is expensive and that's why they'd rather
do it themselves.
And this is what he used to prove that people don't want
affordable childcare.
It's just so very transparently ill-informed
and built upon this fantasy of a traditional American family
where the mommy tends to the children
while the dad goes to work.
But instead of facing the reality of our current workforce
or the fact that wages are too low
to provide for a family on a single income,
the idea here is to backwards engineer a government
that doesn't help its people
in order to encourage a specific family structure
that's economically extinct.
It's the abstin absence-only sex education approach
where you completely ignore the problem
and act like shutting your eyes and ears
will make it go away.
In short, since they believe
that a traditional American family
is a stay-at-home mom and a working dad,
they can't support any idea that recognizes
that this isn't the case anymore.
Even though it's super, super, super not the case. And so anyone acting like we shouldn't have subsidized childcare or that
families don't want it simply aren't operating from a logical perspective and should probably
be ignored and perhaps not be given political power or honestly have their book adapted into
a film with Glenn Close. But I guess we are past that. Okay, good problem solving code E.
Thanks for not speaking up much during that too,
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and we're talking about families and babies and all that
gross sh**. Hey, Code E,
you like babies? I long for the rutting season.
Don't we all?
Speaking of moose f***ing, the housing crisis.
It's an issue that affects everyone, from the people working full-time who still can't afford housing anywhere in the U.S.,
to the wealthy people who hate looking at homeless people but don't want to have to wear Gucci horse blinders everywhere.
So, Code E, housing crisis.
What do, like, what do?
Like, about it.
Processing, processing.
Get rid of single family zoning.
Ah yes, single family zoning.
It's a product of that fantasy we just talked about.
That American dream of a cozy little nuclear family,
a yard, picket children, and a loving fence
greeting you with coffee,
with just a little bit of bourbon in the morning. Why would we ever get rid of such a thing? Well, to answer
my own question, single-family zoning prevents affordable housing from being built, especially
in dense cities. I don't know if you realize this, but folks are having a bit of trouble finding
affordable places to live in this country. People tend to go where jobs are, and jobs tend to be
concentrated in cities
and you only have so much room in cities.
After all, we need enough space
to be able to toss around the old five iron, you know?
Put the old birdie in the bogey,
smash the old ball washer on the back nine
and sink the dink in the stink.
For real, golf courses consume over 10,000 acres of land
just in the greater Los Angeles area.
Using California state laws default density consume over 10,000 acres of land just in the greater Los Angeles area.
Using California state laws default density for low-income housing,
30 dwelling units per acre and reserving approximately 14% acreage for roads.
Well, golf course land could house approximately 258,000 low-income people or families. But of course, we can't take that land because rich people need it
for quadruple bogeys on the fairway.
Jeff Bezos' golf clubs are made of human femurs.
I bet they are.
Also, I guess poor people like golf too in theory.
Not sure why I'm being mean to just golf.
So we can't seize all the golf courses
and turn them into homes,
take all of Jeff Bezos' money and property
and turn his bones into foosball rods.
Well, then we still need to tackle single family home zoning
or we could do the golf course thing,
but it seems like America isn't ready for that.
So single family home zoning or SASS
are regulations enacted by local governments
that restrict buildings in an area
to stand alone single family homes.
No duplexes, townhouses, or multifamily housing
are allowed to be built in these areas.
The first zoning laws came into being around 1916
in Berkeley, California, when a real estate developer
named Duncan McDuffie wanted to make sure
that black people didn't move in next to his neighborhood
of Elmwood with their terrifying dance hall. And yep, there it is. The racist history of almost every single one of our
shitty laws. And surprisingly, the institutionalized racist effects of single family home zoning
didn't end even after we ended racism with that one Pepsi commercial. A study from UC Berkeley
found a correlation between single family home zoning
and racial segregation in 2020.
And a study from the Metropolitan Council
in the Twin Cities region found that white families
were three times more likely to be homeowners
than black families.
So single family home zoning was built on the bones
of racist policies and those residential zoning bones
continue to rattle to this day.
The bone zone seems, uh, bad.
Like something we should get rid of.
Not the bone zone.
I mean the other thing.
Single family home zoning screws over minorities and also non-minorities who haven't accumulated intergenerational wealth.
It is a very inclusive problem that certainly doesn't just affect Americans either.
And despite what people might tell you about bootstraps
and lifting one's selves up by them,
this lack of affordable housing
is one of the bigger smoking guns
when it comes to homeless rates in big cities.
People aren't always able to find housing they can afford
in areas where there are jobs or can't afford rent anywhere
or have to choose between food or rent or end up homeless.
And homeless people can't just get a job
to get a roof over their heads.
Despite the difficulties of holding a job
without having a stable home,
at the very least,
25% of the homeless population is employed.
And up to 60% of the homeless population
is employed part-time or goes through cycles of employment.
This is why there can be cities
that are thriving economically
that have people living on the streets
because they're seemingly designed
to make rent unaffordable
like some kind of impossible Riddler puzzle.
In Cupertino, California, headquarters of Apple,
the homeless population has been growing.
But since 2015,
the city has only allowed 19 low-income units to be built.
Meanwhile, they seem blindsided by the rise in homelessness
as if there isn't a glaringly
obvious reason for it. So if it would fix the problem, why is there such resistance to building
low-income housing? Why do we still cling on to the racist relics of single-family home zoning?
Well, because poor people are icky. Hi, I'm Big Speave spell i just want to say and marianne i can talk to you about this privately
um i don't know why the village council would be afraid of litigation from a 24 million dollar
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audition for you you look like clowns.
I am not bluffing.
I will take it all off the table.
That's all.
Thank you.
That was Dave Chappelle,
famed comedian turned grumpy old man
and cancel culture critic,
using his fame to cancel poor people
from living anywhere near his neighborhood.
Now his publicist has defended Chappelle saying,
neither Dave nor his neighbors
are against affordable housing. However, they are against has defended Chappelle, saying, neither Dave nor his neighbors are against affordable housing.
However, they are against the poorly vetted,
cookie cutter, sprawl style development deal,
which has little regard for the community,
culture, and infrastructure of the village.
Except Dave Chappelle only objected to the new plan
that included affordable townhouses and duplexes,
not the original plan that still had a bunch of development
and suburban sprawl, but for single family homes.
According to the New York Times,
the developer of the homes said he was not aware
of any efforts to block the development
until the plan was altered at the council's request
to include affordable housing options.
So yeah, I'm sure Chappelle likes affordable housing
in theory, just not in his backyard.
I wonder if there's like a way you'd shorten
that last phrase.
Oh, there is.
So once someone reaches a certain level of wealth,
they often turn into a NIMBY.
It's like the curse of the flying Dutchman,
except instead of turning into a cool pirate zombie,
you're just an asshole.
NIMBY is short for not in my backyard,
which is short for I don't want any poor people
even next to my neighborhood
or next to the neighborhood next to my neighborhood.
And no, I'm not being suspicious.
You won't find any orphans bones, not in my backyard.
Nimbys believe they deserve to live in a special bubble
filled only with other equally insufferable Nimbys.
They think allowing low income housing anywhere near them
will decrease property values and increase crime.
In terms of decreasing property values,
it doesn't seem to have as much of an
effect as people think, and negative effects can be mitigated by good design and proper maintenance.
Similarly, the evidence doesn't show an increase in crime when affordable housing is built near
affluent communities. There are even studies showing a county-wide reduction in crime with
the development of low-income housing, which can help revitalize more impoverished neighborhoods.
So again, the fears of NIMBYs are not backed up by research
and really does come down to irrational fears
and ew, poors.
So what can we do to stop the reign of NIMBYs?
Well, we gotta bully some of these wads
just enough to at least rid ourselves
of single-family zoning.
Thanks to the efforts of activists,
the Minneapolis City Council voted to end their single-family zoning. Thanks to the efforts of activists, the Minneapolis City Council voted
to end their single-family home zoning
regulations in 2018, which, by the way,
increased property value sales
by about 3-5%.
The city does still face challenges to the
new development, such as other regulations
in terms of building size, but it's a very
welcome precedent to actually take
on the zoning rules.
Now playing, Ed Sheeran's Shape of You.
What? Stop it!
No, no, no, cancel, cancel, cancel,
da, da, da, da, da, da, we'll get a copyright strike
and it sucks.
And I think we're good.
But sometimes it's a much greater uphill battle
to get the zoning regulations removed at the city level.
Local governments are dominated by the power
of wealthy homeowners.
They can use their wealth like Dave Chappelle, to threaten and influence the city council.
So they often have a disproportionately loud voice
in the very city councils that vote for zoning regulations.
When this happens, sometimes you need a higher authority.
The power of Jesus Christ?
What?
No, I'm talking about statewide laws
that allow for non-single family zones.
Who told you about Jesus?
Nevermind.
So in California,
Gavin Newsom signed Senate bills nine and 10,
which aim to defang single family home zoning.
SB9 allows someone who owns a single family plot
to split it into two lots,
either for two homes or two duplexes.
Effectively, SB9 allows any single family zone plot
to have up to four dwellings on it.
SB 10 allows local governments to skip review requirements
for rezoning neighborhoods near mass transit,
making it easier to add more dwellings in these areas.
While this may not be enough
to solve the housing crisis in California,
the fact that the government is taking direct aim
at single family zoning is a very significant move
and may help loosen the death grip it's had on neighborhoods.
Of course, passing these laws is being met by resistance,
like the rich neighborhood of Woodside in San Francisco,
who tried to claim their very wealthy suburb
was a mountain lion sanctuary
in order to avoid the application of the new SB9 law.
The Department of Fish and Wildlife rejected this claim.
If I were a lesser news dude,
I would make some kind of joke about the Cougar Sanctuary
being a sanctuary for wealthy, attractive women
rather than the species of Felidpuma concolor.
But I won't do that to you.
Instead, I'll quote affordable housing activist
and director of Yimby Action, Laura Foote, who said,
you can build a McMansion
and that somehow won't hurt the mountain lion.
But if you build two units,
the lions will somehow fall over and die.
So like mountain lions and other animals
are really important and we should help protect them
by conserving their actual habitat,
rather than let rich people pretend their heated pool
with built-in bar island legally counts as a wetland.
Talk about a cougar sanctuary.
I said no cougar jokes, monkey.
I'll have your brain for this.
So the logical argument here is that even if you're some
rich money bag, stumming your nose at homeless camps
and proclaiming the suffering of others as an eyesore,
you should still want to support affordable housing
and by extension, eliminating single family zoning
in order to keep the poor out of your direct vantage.
You can even pretend like you give a about poverty
by doing this because it would genuinely help people.
Except their vantage also isn't a logical one.
And so it's much easier for them to simply have the police
bulldoze the needy or move to Texas
instead of addressing the rotten roots of the problem
until we, you know, eat them
and go with that golf course idea from earlier.
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And we are back in Sassy.
We were just discussing how homeowners shouldn't have the right to prevent anyone else from getting housing.
That's not a reasonable human right.
But what is a reasonable human right
for someone to have in their home? Not getting murdered? That seems reasonable. So Code E,
what's an easy way we could stop people from being murdered in their own homes?
Processing. Processing.
Do you always have to say processing while you're thinking? It's a little repetitive.
Would you like a tortured scream?
What about like a fun thinking song like Blue's Clues does?
Playing tortured screams.
How's everyone doing?
Back of my head is bleeding pretty bad
so I might... Ooh. Stop doing
no-knock raids.
Ah yes. The no-knock raid.
Is it wicked and or totally sweet like the movie The Raid?
Quick answer, no.
Long answer, no, but longer.
Basically, a judge can issue a warrant that allows the cops to enter someone's home
without alerting them to their presence with, say, a knock or ringing the doorbell.
The idea is that it allows cops to enter the suspect's home
or sometimes an unrelated person's home
if they make a bit of a whoopsie doodly poopsie whoopser
boopel.
Cops do over 20,000 of them per year.
So there must be some justification, right?
This is a matter of life or death.
Certainly we wouldn't be living in a country
where cops are allowed to systemically terrorize people
for no good reason, right?
Am I right?
Well, they're typically used for drug raids.
So no, I am not.
In fact, 80% of no knock raids are for a search warrant,
as in just looking for evidence
rather than confronting an active shooter or hostage takers.
The justification being that if the suspects know
the cops are coming, well, they'll flush their stash.
But there's something strange about this logic
and not just that the crime of simply having drugs
is maybe not worth murdering suspects over.
The other logical flaw is that if you have
a huge drug warehouse, you know, the kind of place
that would greatly contribute to drug trafficking,
there's no way you can flush the evidence
between the time the police announced their presence
and barge in.
So that means the no knock only really allows cops
to prevent someone with a small amount of drugs
from hiding the evidence.
You know, like a low level dealer
or just someone with a personal supply
who perhaps doesn't need a military grade hammer
to fall on them.
Seems like this is just a way to harass
and murder everyday people
rather than bust large drug suppliers.
The other justification is safety, but like, whose?
The New York Times found that between 2010 and 2016,
at least 81 civilians and 13 law enforcement officers
died in no-knock raids.
Jeez, it's like surprising someone
in the middle of the night with a gun in their face
might be dangerous.
You know, since we allow people in this country
to legally own guns for protection
from say a nighttime intruder.
And since no-knock raids take the appearance
of just such an intrusion,
it doesn't take an Alexa wired to a moose brain
wired to my own brain to figure out
that people will shoot at cops in self-defense if those cops barge in without announcing themselves.
Overnight, horns and lights blaring in protest after Minneapolis police shot and killed 22-year-old Amir Locke after entering an apartment on a no-knock warrant that police now say Locke wasn't listed on.
warrant that police now say Locke wasn't listed on. This was exactly the situation in the recent murder of Amir Locke, who was shot when police executed a no-knock raid at the apartment he was
sleeping in. Even though Amir Locke wasn't the suspect in the investigation the police were
conducting, he happened to be sleeping on the couch of a friend's apartment, which happened to
be the apartment the cops got a no-knock warrant for. Amir Locke legally owned a firearm, which
was on him at the time. Without knocking or
announcing their presence, police burst in, yelling and kicking the couch he was sleeping on.
Amir started to reach for his handgun when the police shot him. You can see the footage for
yourself if you can stomach it, but to sum it up, it's basically just the execution of a startled
man seconds after being woken up by a screaming horde. A similar situation is what led to the
police murder
of Breonna Taylor, except that time,
she wasn't even the person with the legal firearm.
It was her boyfriend who was responding
to the sudden appearance of unannounced armed intruders
after a battering ram slammed open their apartment door.
So what is it, America?
Are we allowed to have guns to defend against intruders
or are cops allowed to shoot you if they break into your house at night without saying they're
cops and acting indistinguishable from an intruder, except that they're legally allowed
to shoot you for acting in self-defense?
And does the answer to this question depend on your skin color?
I mean, yeah, after all, minorities are disproportionately likely to be subjected to a SWAT raid for
a search warrant.
minorities are disproportionately likely to be subjected to a SWAT raid for a search warrant.
84% of SWAT raids on minority suspects are for a search warrant rather than an active shooter or violent situation, whereas only 65% of SWAT raids for white suspects were for search warrants rather
than active violent situations. Maybe some helpful context is that no-knock raids were started during
the wildly racist War on Drugs, a war declared on the country of drugs
by Nixon in the 70s and fueled by Reagan,
but also by every subsequent president,
but more on that later.
And despite almost stupidly obvious problems
with no-knock raids on houses
where people are legally permitted firearms
for home protection,
police still do them even when they are fully aware
that the person or people inside legally carry firearms.
In 2014, someone was suspected of credit card fraud.
So the police broke down the doors of the home
and put guns in their faces.
In their justification, the cops actually cited the fact
that one of the people in the home had a legal gun permit
as a reason to swat the house and break down the doors.
So like, if you know someone has a gun,
you should startle them with more guns.
And then when either the cop or the citizen gets shot,
you start throwing guns on them
and a gun violence shows up to the scene
to shoot medicine bullets into the wounds.
Anyway, it seems like the justifications aren't very good.
And also there doesn't really seem to be any benefit,
even if you define benefit as winning a war on drugs.
According to the data available,
forced entry SWAT raids only turn up drugs 25% of the time.
So even if you're sitting there unironically
wearing a dare shirt,
waving a little yay war on drugs flag,
this is still a bad idea, much like the war on drugs.
So speaking of D.A.R.E., dude, a recap, excellent.
So to recap, no-knock raids kill people, including children,
or sometimes they just kill your pets,
or sometimes both people and pets at the same time.
People can be maimed, including children,
and burglars sometimes pretend to be police in order to force their way into homes,
because when there's basically no difference in behavior
between police and armed intruders,
it's an incredibly easy disguise.
It also can kill cops and doesn't actually work
in stopping the sale of drugs.
It just seems bad, which I guess is the overall theme
of today's episode.
And on top of all of that,
these raids get people accustomed to a police presence
that acts like an occupying force
and treats their citizens as enemy combatants.
It opens up for the normalization
of an increasingly powerful and unchecked police force,
as has already been happening over the past,
you know, entire history of US police.
Consider a controversial raid by Kentucky police in 2005.
While police did actually knock briefly in this case,
they bust down the door of an apartment
they didn't even have a warrant to.
Allegedly, they smelled marijuana
and heard a toilet flushing.
And so they assumed a drug dealer
that they were searching for may be in there.
While he wasn't, they still arrested the occupant
for having some drugs on him
and won the ensuing Supreme Court case
that ruled they didn't violate the man's civil rights.
There's no reason to believe
that the already flimsy justifications
for no-knock raids won't be expanded,
just like they have been for knock raids
or quick knock raids,
for which the knocking is already becoming
more or less a formality.
As the police can forcibly enter less than 20 seconds
after knocking and without confirming
the residents heard them.
So hey, maybe we shouldn't be setting the stage for police
to be able to break down your door
with or without announcing themselves
if they hear a toilet flush, smell weed,
or hear the crinkle of a tacky's bag.
Wouldn't you rather get high in the comfort of your home,
knowing that a person can't just bust in there
and randomly arrest or shoot you?
That's not unreasonable to ask.
So maybe just stop doing no knock raids.
I don't really have an alternative solution here.
They just seem really bad and we should stop doing them
because the damages far outweigh the benefits.
And you know what?
We also shouldn't be doing 99% of regular SWAT
because now the difference between a no knock rate
and a quick knock SWAT as they call it,
it's almost indistinguishable.
The fact we use military style forced entry for drugs
when we're starting to get boutique weed stores
in places it's legal is, you know, weird.
Oh, and bad and wrong.
And what else?
Bad.
Yes, bad.
Did I already say bad?
My memory is starting to do stuff not good.
Okay, but we're doing really great here.
Solving police stuff, large hole in the back of my head,
probably have time for one and a half more problems to solve
before I need to perhaps go to the hospital
about this brain hole.
My vision's a little blurry
and I can't quite form thoughts,
but you know what they say,
the basement upstairs is where spiders best
when swimming matches trees smelling burning trees.
Okay, new problem for code E.
So code E, let's talk more about this whole
war on the drugs dilly.
If we don't go about this drug war
by doing no knock raids on people's homes
and murdering them and their children, what should we do?
There is after all an opioid crisis
currently accelerating in this country.
As new data from the CDC shows that overdose deaths
have risen from 56,000 in 2020 to 76,000 in 2021.
That's an increase of 28.5%.
So it might be good to start maybe perhaps possibly
thinking of ways to solve this current crisis.
But also just the general problem that America
has the highest drug overdose mortality
among wealthy nations and only 10% of people
with substance abuse actually get help.
So solve that for us, Cody, before I die of brain.
Processing. Processing. Processing.
The sandwich can fly with ears, am I right?
Processing.
I feel cold.
Speckleworm!
Safe injection sites.
Ah, yes. Lamp flom. Just a sec.
Sorry, brain got loose for a second.
So let's start with the fact that addiction is a disease.
Now it's not an opinion,
but the conclusion of a 2016 report by the surgeon general
discussing how substance abuse will literally rewire
your brain to change the way a person makes decisions.
And not only does this disease kill a whole lot of people,
but costs us $420 billion
a year in things like healthcare, loss of productivity, and the criminal justice system.
Again, that's according to the Surgeon General. And when we think about how we prevent and help
with other diseases, like say, pneumono-ultra-microscopic silico-volcano-coneosis,
well, it's twofold. Always have trouble with that word. It's twofold. All right, we look for what
causes the disease
and try to create regulations and laws
that prevent it from happening.
And then we also treat the disease in a medical center.
What we don't do, however,
is create an environment
where the person suffering the disease
feels ashamed or afraid to tell anyone they have it.
We don't make it illegal to have the disease.
And yet here we are,
absolutely doing that for people with addiction.
Safe injection sites are exactly what they sound like,
an available clinical space for intravenous drug users
to inject themselves without the risk of infection
or needle sharing or overdose or physical assault,
or, and this is important, being arrested or harassed
for their disease.
It would have onsite healthcare professionals
who can treat overdoses as well as encourage
and refer the people coming to rehabilitation centers.
So instead of willingly forcing addicts into hiding,
this would get them directly in front of the people
best equipped to actually help.
Additionally, this also reduces problems in the community
by keeping these people off the streets.
It helps literally everybody.
And this is evidenced by other countries
already having these sites available.
In Switzerland, for example,
they found that these injection rooms
did all of the things I already mentioned,
reducing overdoses, helped addicts seek treatment,
and minimize drugs impact on the community.
Australia, Canada, France, Germany,
all have these sites as well.
The data collected all showing the same pattern
of infections like HIV and hepatitis C, as well as overdose data collected all showing the same pattern of infections like HIV and hepatitis C,
as well as overdose deaths, all decreasing, as well as a general lifting of the stigma that
came with addiction. This is such an obvious, easy, logical, and compassionate idea that of
course we aren't doing it here in America, and in fact, would have to fight tooth and nail to
have it happen. President Biden has decided to take $30 million of taxpayer money from his emergency
COVID bill that he passed with Democratic support last March. And he wants to use it
to facilitate the smoking of crack cocaine and meth in the name of racial justice, racial equity.
He says his people say they can make the smoking of crack cocaine and meth safer.
First, why are they using COVID money?
Number two, why are they using any money at all?
money. Number two, why are they using any money at all? There's no safe way to smoke crack or meth.
Sooner or later, it kills you. And that's just a fact. Why do we want to facilitate it?
Why, Americans are asking themselves, wouldn't we take this money and use it to help people get off the illicit drugs? Why wouldn't we take this
money, the American people are asking themselves, and use it to stop the drugs from coming in our
country in the first place by securing the border? Okay, good God. Just to begin, Kmart Lindsey
Graham is wrong. Across the board, smoking a drug is way, way safer than injecting it.
It helps prevent overdoses and infections.
If you know someone who injects a drug,
getting them to smoke that drug instead
would be a huge reduction in risk.
This was of course, in response to the false Biden
crack pipe story that went around not too long ago.
And while people have jumped on the misinformation side
of this, that honestly misses the entire point.
Because when this story broke,
Biden's team almost immediately scrambled to deny it.
Like a playground child screaming, nah.
They were never a part of the kit.
It was inaccurate reporting.
And we wanted to put out information to make that clear.
What is in the safe smoking kit?
A safe smoking kit may contain alcohol swabs, lip balm,
other materials to promote hygiene
and reduce the transmission of diseases like HIV and hepatitis.
I would note that what we're really talking about here is steps that we're taking as a
federal government to address the opioid epidemic, which is killing tens of thousands, if not
more, Americans every single day, week, month of the year.
To their credit, Psakiaki very quickly points out
that these types of kits are important
to helping with the addiction epidemic,
while still denying multiple times
that they are not handing out pipes,
a thing they absolutely should be doing,
but apparently can't because of the political optics.
And so much like a lot of things
we're talking about in this video,
America seems bogged down with a fantasy morality
instead of the actual facts.
The drug addicts and therefore drug paraphernalia are bad
and not something taxpayers should be supporting.
Lord help us if we even entertain the idea
that our hard earned money goes to helping a person
that we've decided is bad.
I'd much rather have my hard earned money go to hurting,
I don't know, kids overseas.
This is all of course, thanks to the decades long
and extremely ineffective war on drugs
that spawned programs like D.A.R.E.
where cops went into elementary schools
and told kids to just say no
whilst playing educational videos
portraying drug users as cartoon Ninja Turtles thugs.
How incredibly misguided are we
that we'd allow cops instead of doctors
to talk to kids about addiction?
That's like having Thanos teach people about recycling. But we did this because for some
reason, America treated drug addiction like a criminal issue and not a health issue.
And by America, I super don't just mean the GOP because, hey, you hear about this Biden guy?
America is under attack, literally under attack by an enemy who is well financed,
well supplied and well armed and fully capable of declaring total war against the nation and
its people. As we've seen in Colombia, the president says he wants to wage a war on drugs.
But if that's true, what we need is another D-Day, not another Vietnam, not another limited war
fought on the cheap and
destined for stalemate and human tragedy.
And in line with what the president is calling for, we have to hold every drug user accountable.
Because if there were no drug users, there would be no appetite for drugs and there'd
be no market for them.
Violent drug offenders will commit more than 100,000 crimes on this day alone.
And the sad part is that we have no more police in the streets of our major cities than we had 10 years ago.
In a nutshell, the president's plan doesn't include enough police officers to catch the violent thugs,
not enough prosecutors to convict them, not enough judges to sentence them,
and not enough prison cells to put
them away for a long time. That's why right now, six out of every 10 criminals who are arrested
on drug charges have their cases dropped. Absolutely horrifying stuff. Thank you, Joe.
I'm sure most people are aware of Biden's long history with doing the exact wrong thing when
it comes to drug addiction in this country.
You could argue he has evolved,
but it sure didn't seem like it
when he went back and forth on the issue
during the primaries.
And that's a bit of a bummer
considering that this sort of change
really could start at the top.
It would be especially nice
because Biden's past failures
stem from almost the exact opposite ideology
of safe injection sites.
In the early 2000s,
he became a main promoter for the RAVE Act
and the Illicit Drug Anti-Proliferation Act,
which were amendments to the Controlled Substances Act
that created steep penalties
for anyone intentionally leasing, renting,
or intentionally profiting
from any place where people were doing drugs.
This essentially made places like RAVE's more dangerous
by forcing club owners to hide drug use
and by extension efforts to aid anyone
who might be overdosing, such as giving out water
or offering cool off rooms for people in distress.
You remember that scene in Bad Boys 2
where Peter Stormare dumps a kid onto the street
so he doesn't OD in his club?
Of course you remember that scene.
It's a great film.
And that's the kind of thinking
the Rave Act would encourage.
It didn't stop raves,
but just made them more underground
and therefore more dangerous.
It's once more that abstinence-only sex education approach
I mentioned earlier,
where instead of finding solutions to a problem,
they opted to close their eyes and cover their ears.
And somehow they thought this would win the war on drugs,
which is staggering to think about.
Anyone who had strict parents can certainly attest
that inflicting hard rules and penalties
doesn't prevent a misdeed,
but rather forces a person into hiding and repression
until one day it all comes out
and they're doing self-inflicted brain surgery
and bulk purchasing apes for various tasks.
Wait, there are more of me?
But again, that was the old Biden. Unfortunately, the new Biden
isn't that much different. While he's changed his tone on weed, he also really hasn't done much to
decriminalize or legalize it on a federal level. By all accounts, he is very much stuck in the
shoddy war on drugs mentality. So while we really should just declassify opioids as a schedule one
drug and turn over that rock so that we could actually treat people with addictions.
That seems unlikely since we're still grappling
with the concept of decriminalizing weed.
And while his administration has supported the idea
of harm reduction measures,
it's yet to actually endorse the idea
of a safe injection site.
It's a real goddamn stinker
because there's a universe out there
where the president could not only promote the idea
of safe injection sites,
but direct the DOJ and federal law enforcement
to then ignore them as targets.
Because it turns out that this extremely good idea
of having safe injection sites is already something
that's beginning to happen on a state and local level.
Presumably because they watched this video just now.
You're welcome America.
Right now, New York is opening several safe injection sites
while other areas are fighting to do the same.
Philadelphia is currently tied up in federal courts
to start their own site.
The complications, thanks to a certain document flushing
former loser president's DOJ,
suing the nonprofit responsible under the claim
that safe injection sites would violate, can you guess it?
The Illicit Drug Anti-proliferation act.
Thanks again, Joe.
See, it actually doesn't matter if Joe has changed his mind
since pushing the Rave Act,
because as long as it's still in effect,
the next administration can use it to snuff out
any attempt to maintain safe injection sites.
So unless the federal government gets involved,
cities like San Francisco can open such a place,
operate it for years,
only to have the rug pulled from under them at any point.
And so any modern effort to tackle addiction
in a meaningful way kind of falls short
unless it addresses and nullifies
the previous terrible efforts to crack down on drug users.
We can't simply claim to evolve
or move past the mistakes of the past.
We need to address them head past the mistakes of the past.
We need to address them head on and stomp them out.
And so while the actual logistics of lifting the stigma
and creating safe injection sites are very simple on paper,
they become wildly complicated when you factor
that it would require a bunch of old ass politicians
to openly admit they were fear mongering for decades
and reverse their ideology on the issue.
Because, you know, everything we've talked about today,
the stuff that actually needs to be done to help,
it's not happening because of fear.
Fear that our way of life is being threatened.
And instead of exploring the systemic problems,
opting to blame the people in most need of help.
Single mothers or parents struggling to make a living,
drug addicts and the homeless,
instead of thinking from the top down and questioning the government and its policies,
there's still this death wish mentality where we can't see past the solution beyond the realm of
criminal justice. For example, hey, Code E, real quick, what should an individual do if they see
somebody shoplifting? Processing. Processing. Please be quick. I can feel the blood running down my back.
You should mind your own business.
Ta-da!
Now, you probably have seen all these stories about a shoplifting crisis in America,
often, but not exclusively, boosted by right-leaning sites talking about this
rising epidemic and highlighting lax, laud law liberal areas being mocked by thieves.
You've probably seen scores of people filming
and even intervening with said shoplifting,
which according to sources has become more emboldened
in states like California.
And it's hard not to be concerned when, for example,
the president of the California Retailers Association
tells the media that in San Francisco and Oakland alone,
retail stores lost $3.6
billion to shoplifting last year, which is just wild because that's actually 25% of all
retail sales in that area.
That's a lot.
That's like suspiciously a lot, like in the way that it's actually a lie.
And when the LA Times asked someone at the CRA how they got that number,
they responded by saying, quote, there's no way of knowing exactly what the actual number would be,
as in they just pulled one from their behinds or anuses. And, you know, it turns out that there
is a way to know how bad shoplifting is in this country. For example, the National Retail
Federation puts the number at a way more realistic 0.07%
of all retail sales.
And if we think about burglary as a whole
in both residential and commercial spaces,
according to the FBI,
these types of crimes have been going steadily down
for years.
Even in San Francisco specifically,
there's a decline as evidenced
by checking out California's DOJ statistics for that city.
So why are we talking about this theft epidemic? For starters, many of the sources saying it's a
problem are the companies themselves who happen to be in the middle of lobbying Congress to pass
a specific law against reselling stolen goods. But also by other accounts, shoplifting did slightly
increase because of the pandemic while still remaining low overall,
you know, because everyone lost their jobs
and are trying to survive.
And so going back to the original solution,
maybe we should just mind our own business
and these fake shoplifting scares are something
that just happen every now and then.
Like here's one from 2008.
And so yeah, sure, shoplifting can hurt
especially small stores and perhaps we should have insurance companies cover it
because it turns out they don't.
But in terms of how to fix it,
like it's some kind of crisis, it just isn't one.
And ultimately, it's a symptom of other systemic problems
like drug addiction, poverty,
and maybe we shouldn't film these people
and especially not try to stop them
and instead think about what's causing this.
You know, besides the corporate fear mongering
and a media more than happy to relay their propaganda
because it gets them the clicks.
Fear sells Walgreens products.
You know who actually should be filmed and shamed?
The politicians denying us affordable childcare
or safe injection sites,
or the cops busting in on our homes,
or the rich jerks bullying neighborhood zoning laws.
Compared to them, these shoplifters are saints,
sticky fingered saints, Anthony of Padua
for all you saint nerds,
or you know, Val Kilmer in The Saint.
It's just kind of the perfect storm of everything
we're talking about with fear, blaming the vulnerable
and being glued to a capitalist system of law and order
justifying a lot of shitty ideas.
It's like we can't stop cutting off our noses
to spite our faces or drilling large holes in our skulls
to run our experimental moose AI.
All right, well, I'm gonna lie down for a while
before the tiny firemen reach my mouth,
but I think this went really well.
Cody didn't show for Amazon once or threatened
to kill anyone, so I really can't think of a single flaw
with this whole jelly bean razor blade.
Okay, bye dad.
Great Thanksgiving everyone.
Just gonna take a quick nap.
I'm just gonna take a quick nap.
Ah, right, I'm back, I'm awake. I think I'm fine actually.
It seems to be healed over.
I woke up and felt Warmbo licking the wound.
Maybe his spit did it.
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