Some More News - SMN: What, Why, How, And Who Is The Forward Party?
Episode Date: October 26, 2022Hi. In today's episode, we look at what the Forward Party is, who is actually behind them (in addition to Andrew Yang), and why they refuse to have any real policy positions. Plea...se fill out our SURVEY: https://kastmedia.com/survey/ Support us on our PATREON: http://patreon.com/somemorenews Check out our MERCH STORE: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/somemorenews?ref_id=9949 SUBSCRIBE to SOME MORE NEWS: https://tinyurl.com/ybfx89rh  Subscribe to the Even More News and SMN audio podcasts here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ebqegozpFt9hY2WJ7TDiA?si=5keGjCe5SxejFN1XkQlZ3w&dl_branch=1 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/show/even-more-news Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/SomeMoreNews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/SomeMoreNews/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SomeMoreNews/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@somemorenews Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vvhljb3l_hmDL3CEtI1PszRYtlUWdH2aEg567B5UfpQ/edit?usp=sharing Athletic Greens is going to give you an immune supporting FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase if you visit https://athleticgreens.com/morenews today. Prose is the healthy hair regimen with your name all over it. Take your FREE in-depth hair consultation and get 15% off your first order today at https://prose.com/morenews. #somemorenews #andrewyang #forwardpartySupport the show!: http://patreon.com.com/somemorenewsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Voting.
Wombo loves voting.
Oh, hello friends.
Remember me?
I'm Wombo.
You remember Wombo?
You'll never forget Wombo.
And Wombo just wanted to...
Um, yeah.
Hi, I'm Wombo.
And I just...
Hello.
I wanted to let you know that this November...
Hey, fuckface, stop playing with yourself and hurry up and...
Wombo is trying to decide! If you rush Wombo, he will find you and he will make you yearn for oblivion!
Voting is an important part of democracy, and so Wombo wants you to all get out and vote. Like Wombo is voting right now.
Okay, let's see.
Here's those nasty Republicans.
Can't vote for them.
Oh, here's the Democrats.
Wombo usually votes for them,
but it's so hard to know if any of them is part of the too far left that are often just as bad as Republicans.
This is so hard.
Jesus, man, you're gonna think everything out loud?
Wombo is no man!
Wombo is but a cosmic sensation of despair!
The weight of dredge in the pit of your heart!
Wombo is the shrill of the dying lamb!
I was fostered from no womb, nor act of fleshly...
Oh, wait, what's this?
Forward party?
Like, not left or right, but
forward?
This intrigues Warmbo.
Hey Warmbo!
Oh hi, Mr. Cody.
Yeah, hi. I uh heard you screaming from the other room.
Did somebody put a polling place in my house?
Miss Katie said you wouldn't mind. After
all, do you not want Wombo to be able to vote, city goat? Don't you advocate for an expansion
of voting rights? Oh, I see. This is one of those things where I hate it. Second question. Did I
hear you get excited for the forward party? Yeah, the forward party is not left or right, but forward.
Why?
Is that bad?
Yeah, I mean, it's, it's...
Hmm.
You know, I don't know.
Hey, can we wrap this up?
I gotta take a shit in your bathroom
and I don't wanna lose my spot in line.
I'm trying to vote.
The Forward Party!
What?
Huh?
And whuzzup?
Well, okay, so yeah, voting is good.
I'd rather have it happen not in my living room, but sure.
And having more options for voting is also good.
So in theory, this new third party could be a good thing.
So here's some news.
Let's look into the forward party with an open mind
and see what they're actually about.
This could be an illuminating experience
and perhaps a rare episode where a thing we talk about
turns out to be not bad.
Can you imagine that?
Where right now our politicians incentives lie on placating the most extreme 20% of voters in each of their districts because that's the way our system is designed.
So what we have to do is change that. We need open primaries and ranked choice voting so that leaders have to appeal to 51% of voters instead of the 20% on most on both extremes.
And then you'd see their behavior improve overnight. So that's what the forward party is about.
Okay, see, that's something.
Open primaries and ranked choice voting
are certainly solid ideas that deserve discussion.
And of course, those concepts and variations of them
are already implemented in many places.
There's a debate to be had when it comes to these ideas,
arguments for and arguments against them,
nuance and junk.
But again, it's at least something tangible they stand for.
Potentially good.
How would we go about doing it?
Give me those deets.
What is your step one, besides a book, an interview,
and pushing, and a movement, and tweets,
and keep talking about it,
but what is a concrete step that's going to take place to get
us on that path? You got it and that's actually what I'm most excited about.
Okay. Is that one state already passed open primaries and ranked choice voting
which has opened up the system so again that leaders have to appeal to a
majority of citizens instead of just 10 to 20 percent there are 24 other states
in our country that allow ballot initiatives where if enough of us get together and say we're fed up
enough is enough we can actually flip a switch and change the system oh so we just have to get
together and and flip a switch i'm sorry not to be a silly goat, but that kind of sounds vague
and also like something that's already kind of happening.
Again, stuff like open primaries
are actually pretty complicated
and could be implemented in good or bad ways.
So it would be nice to get a little more deets here
before I say that's definitely a good or bad thing.
But I'm sure things will start to come into focus
once we hear the forward
party's other positions, which are. Yeah, but Andrew, you're going to have to have policy
positions at some point. How does the forward party feel about Roe versus Wade? Should it
have been overturned? Well, I personally think that women's reproductive rights are fundamental
human rights. But the forward party
has a not left or right, but forward stance on even the most divisive and contentious issues.
What does that mean? Don't you have to take a position on something?
Don't you have to take a position on something? You can't just say, well, you know, this is a
hot button issue, so I'm not going to take a position on you. You know, if you want to run
the country, you're going to have to make some hard decisions, Andrew.
Again, the forward party is about that common sense consensus majority view,
which is very clear on abortion. It's clear about guns. What about assault weapons?
It's actually clear on just about every issue under the sun.
Wow. All righty. So the forward party's policy positions are whatever the common sense consensus majority view is,
but they won't specify what those things are or openly advocate for them. So it's a little sketchy. Like what if the common sense majority were to suddenly be in favor of something immoral
and atrocious? Would they still support it?
Would they say, hold on there, majority.
That's not common sense.
It feels like I need to keep digging here.
They're not left or right, but forward.
The opposite of backward.
Womble kinda likes it.
Yeah, you would kinda like it, wouldn't you?
Fine, great, vote for the forlorn part or whatever.
Just hurry up. I only got 20
minutes to get to Panera Bread before my lunch break is over. Hey, voice, person, could you maybe
not vote here? This is my home. Whoa, you hear that? This guy doesn't want us to vote. What the
hell? Ain't you an advocate for fair and equitable access to polling places?
Yeah! What's the deal with this guy? I don't even know this guy!
Democracy hater!
Fucking Nazi!
Yeah! Eat his flesh!
Okay, wow. You three people can vote here, but nobody else!
Wombo is no person!
Wombo is a symphony of anguish!
Hanging up.
You know, I think I might have actually recognized the guy
from those clips we showed earlier.
I feel like he might've failed at politicking.
What's his darn name again?
I listened a lot to hip hop during like the 90s and 2000s
because-
What, like what, Andrew?
I gotta know.
Well, it was Jay-Z and a little bit of Nas and-
What's your favorite Jay-Z song?
I mean, he's a New Yorker.
Yes.
What is my favorite Jay-Z song?
Oh, right, Andrew Yang.
I remember him, he was a businessman or something, right?
He's the guy who ran for the Democratic nomination
for president with a platform of universal basic income
and being afraid of automation,
and then dropped out of the race
after earning zero delegates.
Just like our current vice president.
I remember him now.
Fun times, fun, fun times.
If you recall, which you don't, he also ran for mayor of New
York City in 2021, dropping out after a few months when his polling numbers plummeted largely because
of things like this. One thing that I think would be extraordinarily helpful is to have specific
shelters for victims of domestic violence who are often fleeing from an abusive partner
and it's a distinct population with distinct needs
and they should have a separate facility or place
that's able to serve those.
There are already a number,
a number of domestic violence shelters.
People talk about capacity issues
with domestic violence shelters, but they do already already exist oh no they of course they do exist
fun fun times yeah it seems like he was perhaps a little bit out of his depth along with this
moment yang also suggested that new york should institutionalize all the mentally ill people
and crack down on unlicensed street vendors he also didn't really endear himself to the people of New York City by saying that Times Square
was his favorite subway station and appearing to not know what a bodega is.
I think it's a kind of cat. Anyway, then only about two months after dropping out of the mayoral race,
Yang said he had changed his voter registration
from Democrat to Independent,
and was launching a new political party
called the Forward Party.
The key principles behind this party,
as announced in his book, Forward, are
ranked choice voting and open primaries,
fact-based governance, human-centered capitalism, effective
and modern-day government, universal basic income, and grace and tolerance.
So, in case you missed all of that, that's two clear policy positions, rank choice voting
slash open primaries and universal basic income.
And four vague made up things
that can mean literally whatever,
and in some cases seem like active contradictions.
And we'll get back to that list in a little bit,
which involves why this political party
appears to have launched twice.
But first, we're going to look at who this guy is in general,
where he came from,
and why exactly he might be starting a political party
in the first place.
It's time to ask, who is Andrew Yang?
Other than a huge Jay-Z fan.
Don't forget political loser.
Sorry, Andrew, that was too harsh.
Was it?
I'm sorry, am I?
Who cares?
Anywho, if you're running for president and mayor
and starting political parties, somehow in that order,
you better have a good story.
Like Brand the Broken, what a great show.
Perfect ending to a series that was and always will be
about the power of stories.
So Andrew Yang was born in New York State in 1975,
just like the band Blondie.
In the early 1990s,
Yang attended the highly selective Phillips Exeter Academy,
not like the band Blondie.
And he says he was part of the US national debate team
in 1992 that went to the world championships in London.
Now the coach of that team said he'd never heard of Yang
and he definitely doesn't appear anywhere in the program of that event. And it's possible he may have meant a separate
speech and debate tournament that took place 50 miles outside of London that year, which would
definitely not have put him on the US national debate team. But look, we got a lot of stuff
to get to. So let's just say, I don't know, maybe he was mistaken
about attending a world debate championship in London in 1992.
Who among us, you know?
Also, not for nothing, but personally, I don't think it's a great selling point
that a politician was allegedly trained and successful
in the art of convincing people of things, even if they're not true.
Anyway, then he went to Brown University
and Columbia Law School, and to his credit,
worked only five months as a corporate lawyer
before quitting, calling the experience
purposeless and empty.
Right on, Andrew, right on, Drew.
His coworker, Jonathan Phillips, came up with an idea for a startup
that would connect celebrities and their fans
with charitable causes while minimizing overhead.
And he and Yang started Star Giving together.
That company failed after the bursting
of the early aughts tech bubble.
But Yang later found success
with the business test prep company Manhattan GMAT. First
as a tutor, but later as its chief executive, where he made a sum in the low millions when it
was sold to Kaplan. Then in 2011, he started Venture for America, a nonprofit that gives
recent college graduates experience with startups and supports their entrepreneurial endeavors.
It was this nonprofit which got Yang recognized
by President Obama as a champion of change
and a presidential ambassador for global entrepreneurship.
But even the success of Venture for America
is a little questionable as the endeavor fell far short
of its job creation goals, and Yang even later
said that the praise he got while running it gave him misgivings because he knew the
organization wasn't accomplishing what it had set out to do.
Again, right on Drew.
So in 2017, two years before he would show up on any polls, he quit Venture for America
and filed to run for president,
the logical next step.
And of course we all know how that turned out.
Bad, it turned out bad.
We still have to talk about Yang's vision
as a presidential candidate
and why he is starting a new political party
in the first place.
But right off the bat, you have to question how Yang's mild tech success and up and down
experience with a non-profit could possibly have prepared him to be president.
Spoiler alert, it did not.
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If you get the references to the show
that I've been referencing.
We were talking about the personal background
of Andrew Yang, a man who decided that he has the solution
for what plagues American society,
a solution to which Americans politely and repeatedly said,
"'No, thank you. Please stop.'"
During his presidential run,
that solution was universal basic income,
the idea that a wealthy country like the United States
can and should give payments of a certain dollar amount
each month to every adult
to ensure a basic standard of living.
And one thing we will give Yang credit for,
despite what his specific proposal
would have potentially done to various welfare
and disability programs,
is making the concept of direct,
no strings attached payments more of a mainstream idea. welfare, and disability programs is making the concept of direct, no-strings-attached payments
more of a mainstream idea. He brought up this proposal a lot during the campaign, specifically
as a way to counter the inevitable wave of unemployment that he fears will result from
AI and automation. Yeah, so I've been driven to universal basic income in part because I've been
looking at the numbers. So the danger
here is to think of it as artificial intelligence is coming. It's actually already eating up the
most common jobs in our economy. And it's driving Americans into distress in various ways in the
numbers. Wait a minute. I recognize those curtains. Where do I know that from? Is he on the bang bus?
I recognize those curtains. Where do I know that from?
Is he on the bang bus?
Ah, I was close.
It's the J-O-I Rogon Conversants.
That's one person whose job AI will never replace.
You can't program a robot to nod and say,
ah, that's what's wild.
When Aaron Rodgers talks about how his latest experience
with toad venom was good.
Yang's promotion of UBI may not have been enough
to save his campaign, but it did legitimately become
an idea more seriously floated in democratic circles,
especially in the early months of the pandemic
when it essentially got implemented
for the equivalent of a couple of months.
So, you know, good job.
Though it did get a little bit grating
to hear Yang talk about UBI as if the idea magically
sprouted from his mind during a wellness retreat,
given that the concept has existed for decades
and been tried out in a number
of notably successful pilot programs.
And it's unclear if Yang would still support UBI
if AI and automation doesn't cause millions of workers
to lose their jobs.
And the jury is still very much out on that.
I mean, let's be honest,
Captain Kidmaker's self-driving kill bots
aren't replacing America's more than 3 million truck drivers
anytime soon.
So, I know it really seems like I'm picking on Andrew Yang a lot here. So to be fair and you
know what? Balanced. I'm going to pick on him some more because while he seems like a nice guy and
by many accounts is a good guy to work for, it's also pretty clear that he's pretty naive and
clueless and maybe even not as nice as he seems, and isn't a good guy to work for,
he kind of reminds me of someone
I might have stuck my hand inside.
I forget who, it's a long list.
Anyway, for example, a 2020 profile of Yang revealed
that former employees found him to be smart
and occasionally inspiring, but he stumbled
when dealing with race and gender,
especially as the head of a nonprofit.
When he ran for mayor, he got a ton of accusations
of sexism coming from his campaign office,
specifically women getting passed up for positions
and being talked down to,
and even being fired for reporting harassment.
Not great.
One could call it bad.
Meanwhile, most accounts seem to portray Yang
as clueless of the problems with his staff,
because I don't think he's a guy
who's particularly interested in like being a boss
and generally lacks a degree of self-awareness.
In one Venture for America meeting,
Yang talked about the Babadook great film
and claimed that women should be given more opportunities
to direct films and start companies to fill holes
in the market left open by male directors and entrepreneurs.
To quote the profile,
"'Members of the mostly female team
"'recalled exchanging glances.
"'To some, it felt as if Mr. Yang were discovering sexism
"'for the first time and explaining it to them.
Sadly, there is no term for this phenomenon.
But that's kind of what this all feels like, right?
Yang proudly explaining stuff
that we all already kind of know.
Condescension is pretty common in the tech bro world
as these hanging dongs very often come up
with genius inventions that already existed.
And this is a guy who's spent the last few years telling us
the system is broken and the rest of us saying,
no shit, what's your plan?
And him explaining to us the same things
we already know over and over.
At the end of the day,
he seems to be a C-tier tech entrepreneur
who cobbled together a few
million dollars selling a test prep company and has had very little in the way of actual
success in politics, business, and, we're assuming, book sales.
There's no shame in that.
Maybe a little shame if you're feeling shameful, but it doesn't provide great evidence that
this is a person with innovative political ideas who will address our current crises.
At best, he's a well-intentioned guy
who overestimates his ability to inspire genuine change
and is probably a little sexist.
And at worst, he's an opportunistic wannabe
using other people's ideas to try and force himself
into political relevance and is probably a little sexist.
And also will like raise money
for some Web three crypto things.
Boy, don't even wanna unpack that.
You also might've noticed that we've already featured
a few of his tweets because he tweets a lot, don't we all?
And they're frequently cringy and or embarrassing.
I sure, I wish, I wish, I wish we could show you a bunch
of those tweets in a montage set to like royalty free classical guitar.
So let's do that. That was fun.
Weird guy, right?
Who still follows me on Twitter,
but maybe won't after this.
Anyway, Wormbo, did any of this change your mind? Maybe the sexism,
or the thing about being pro-institutionalization,
or boy, this universal basic income
sounds very scary to Wombo.
I mean, I'm all for helping the poor
through TikTok stunts or eating their young
or wearing a ribbon,
but we don't want to turn off normal Americans
with extreme liberal policies
and a third party could split the vote
and usher in four more years of Donald Trump
or Ron DeSantis or that dreamboat Chuck Grassley?
Chuck Grassley is 89, and I don't think he's running for president.
He better not.
That meanie.
Nasty.
Luscious hunk of a man.
Oh my God, just vote already.
I gotta take this dump and meet my wife at Panera Bread.
Agreed.
Can everyone please just vote as quickly as possible and leave my home?
Oh, more voter intimidation tactics from
cody don't get bullied stay in line stay in line stay in line stay in line stay in line
stay in line just do it over there!
Okay, so we've looked at this one guy,
but we still have an entire political party to examine.
So why don't we take a look at the Forward Party's website,
press materials, and interviews,
and see what they're actually all about.
And maybe after that, we can kick out these voters.
I really don't like the position they've put me in.
Okay, so the Forward Party's homepage
is about as boilerplate as you can get
without being filled with lorems and ipsums,
platitudes about bringing Americans together
instead of dividing them,
keeping America free and building thriving communities.
But in fairness, it's just the homepage.
Both the Democrats and the Republicans' websites
have to be pretty similar, right?
Creating diverse communities
or protecting your community from other communities,
stuff like that.
So let's dig a little deeper.
In fact, you know what?
Okay, when you click on why forward at the top of the page,
you do get really specific insights
like the Forward Party will welcome new ideas and fearless conversations around the issues of the page, you do get really specific insights like the forward party will welcome new ideas
and fearless conversations around the issues of the day.
And the forward party will approach each other
with grace and tolerance,
finding ways to pick people back up
rather than knock them down.
And we're moving American politics forward
with a party focused on innovative, collaborative
and common sense solutions
that work for the majority.
And the forward party will take you to the Horn Dungeon,
an exclusive club only for the horniest dungeon masters.
Want to see a naked cloud giant?
Come to the Horn Dungeon.
That's from a different browser tab. Okay, we're gonna keep looking. Platform! They
got a platform button. Okay, here we go. Let's do it. Finally, the platform. Ranked choice voting,
nonpartisan primaries, independent redistricting commissions, and...
That's it! Now, once again, those things are worth exploring.
Ranked choice voting has various potentially positive
and negative effects on governance and voter turnout.
And independent redistricting commissions are necessary
to prevent partisan gerrymandering
in ways that disenfranchise voters,
particularly voters of color.
Of course, the Supreme Court is hearing a case
that could eliminate the ability of state courts
and independent commissions
from throwing out racist gerrymandered maps,
which would likely negate the federal law
the forward party wants to establish
to make such gerrymandering illegal.
And wow, Supreme Court,
way to rain on the forward party's parade.
The one law this entire political party supports
at the federal level,
and you're about to make it impossible since you are,
legally speaking, gaping dickholes.
Dickholes so big you could fit dicks in there.
But Forward is not a non-profit advocacy group
for new election laws.
It's a political party.
They have a whole webpage after all.
Presumably they want people to join and donate to
and campaign for and maybe even vote for
this political party.
As Jim Acosta said to Andrew Yang in that interview,
"'You're gonna have to have policy positions at some point.'
And that point at the moment appears
to be far down the X axis,
maybe off the sheet of graph paper,
perhaps even in someone else's geometry class,
a horny cloud giants geometry class in the horn dungeon?
Who knows anything's possible
in the sexy, sexy imagination.
But amazingly, instead of rushing out policy
positions to blunt this criticism, the forward party is doubling down on not having them.
In a post on the party's blog called Open Letter to Forward Skeptics, Florida forward party leader
Nate Smolenski suggests that skepticism is based entirely
on the brokenness of the two party system
and not the party's lack of definition itself.
Smolenski writes, quote,
"'As to our philosophy and guiding principles,
"'some may have been thrown off
"'by the open-endedness of our messaging.
"'Unlike most political parties,
"'we're not interested in putting forward a top-down dogma
of what we deem right on each and every issue.
Instead, we believe in building a coalition
of pragmatic, independent, innovative thinkers.
And then what, Nate?
What do the innovative thinkers think, Nate?
Former Republican Congressman David Jolly,
now one of the leaders of the Forward Party,
addressed this as well at the party's kickoff event
in Houston on September 24th.
And before we get to the clip, let me tell you,
this thing was a fucking rager,
by which I mean it seems like there were a lot
of white guys named Ray there.
Yeah, this is a very critical question, and as what I referenced earlier, this is a different kind of party, By which I mean, it seems like there were a lot of white guys named Ray there. that today's Democratic Party writes off half of the country as being antithetical to their values
and Republicans write off the other half as being antithetical to their values.
Republicans don't try to win anything in California. Democrats don't try to win
anything in Alabama. It seems kind of silly. What if you built a party big enough, broad enough,
to represent the entire country, to actually have forward party elected offices in Alabama and in California.
Think about it.
Wow, what an original idea to have candidates
closest to their communities articulate
an important position of their community.
Like some kind of representative,
such a different and fresh concept
as opposed to our current system
of representational democracy.
Listen, I get it.
Our current system is extremely partisan
and super not great.
We talk about this all the time on the show,
but he's literally just describing a democracy
as if he just invented it.
The thing our system is supposed to be,
and technically still is,
politicians represent the states they are elected from
to the point that they will go against their party
or morality or dignity if they think it will help them
get reelected.
The Democrats went all out this year
to support anti-abortion Democrat Henry Queller
against the primary challenger in the red state of Texas.
Joe Manchin's a Democrat and he won't do anything
unless West Virginia's 10,000 or so coal miners are okay with it. Kyrsten Sinema is a Democrat
and actively thinks her own party should not be able to pass any legislation whatsoever.
Remember when that GOP weirdo ate a burger in front of the US Capitol because they thought AOC
was going to outlaw meat or whatever?
Well, that guy was representing Utah,
which has an economy hinged on livestock.
I get that it's frustrating when national progress
is halted because one person is concerned
about the industry in their state,
or more likely being paid lots of money by that industry.
There's absolutely a problem in this country
with how unbalanced and corrupt our representation is
and how partisan the entire process has become.
It is a busted two party system
where both parties still manage to come together
and agree that two things that still kick ass
are capitalism and war.
But the answer isn't to add a political party so generic that they stand for absolutely
nothing in fear of angering a portion of Americans. Not to go all the dictionary on them,
but the definition of a political party is a group of people with shared views about how power is to
be exerted and to what ends. There's simply no getting around that.
If your selling point is that you fundamentally believe
in nothing, you're not a political party.
You're the nihilist from the Big Lebowski.
We wants the policy, Lebowski.
We will get to why the Forward Party refuses
to have policy positions in a minute.
But for now, after looking at their announcements,
press materials, website, and public statements,
the most you can say is that their pitch is,
we are a third party.
Nearly every article announcing the launch of the party
uses the same quote,
that it wants to give Americans more choices in elections,
more confidence in a government that works,
and more say in our future.
Those second and third things are vague
and don't mean anything.
And the first is announcing
that they are an additional choice
with no selling point whatsoever.
All while ignoring the fact
that there are already other choices.
It's like if you were tired of Coke and Pepsi,
and then some other company started advertising
bubbly dark mess, or if you opened a store,
didn't sell anything, and all of your advertisements
were about how we need more stores, donations accepted.
Their entire selling point is that they exist
as a third option, as if that's new and exciting.
The Forward Party is more of a vibe than a political movement.
You can't describe it, bruh. It's like a feeling. They're the hip shortening of the word forward
to FWD. You know, like the kinds of emails you delete. They're also this star triangle letter A
thing. These tri-colored arrows, these zigzagging paper airplanes,
and this low production value ripoff of ASAP science.
What is gerrymandering and why is it bad in 60 seconds? We all like to think that we choose our
elected officials. In reality though, they choose us. Every 10 years when the census comes around,
legislators in all 50 states redraw their district maps.
My God, pick a theme and design scheme already.
I don't know what the common sense majority view is
on the best graphic to convey the concept of forward,
but I'm pretty sure it's not thwud.
And if the people in charge of this party can't agree
on what color the arrows should be,
or which way they should be pointing,
how are they going to agree on things like,
I don't know,
what to do about the imminent fucking climate catastrophe,
or more specifically,
what to do about anything specific?
The only consistent idea is that most of their imagery
is about three things, three arrows, three points on a star.
This graphic Yang tweeted showing that
while partisans are two things, forwardists are three.
As in third party, as in our only idea
is to exist as a third option.
Listen, if you're in the forward party
and all you want is ranked choice voting
and other electoral reforms,
there are advocacy groups
that have been fighting for those things for years.
Maybe toss them a few bucks or volunteer,
you know, get involved in your community
or, and this is a wacky idea,
join one of the political parties
that also wants those
things. The Green Party supports ranked choice voting as well as a bunch of other common sense
things. Not saying everyone should vote for them. Green is objectively the color of boogers,
but that party does exist. In fact, I hope it's been clear from watching this
that I'm not criticizing third parties as a concept.
Other political parties can and should present new ideas
and alternatives to the existing two party system.
But in terms of why this party will be the one
to break through where others have failed,
I just don't see a compelling argument.
If the forward party has other tangible political positions
and actual changes they want to make to American society,
people have to know what they are.
And if those positions really are the common sense
consensus majority view, great.
Then post on your website that you want legal access
to abortion, background checks on your website that you want legal access to abortion,
background checks on all gun purchases,
public health care, free COVID tests
and masks delivered to the home,
and yes, even age limits for holding public office.
But they're not advocating for those things.
That's strange, isn't it?
How so many consensus reforms are being ignored by them.
Could it be that most of those things are things
that one of the two major political parties
already kind of much of the time
is at least claiming to be in favor of?
Or maybe it's because the vast majority
of the forward party's current membership
doesn't want those things.
Which leads us to the broader who of the Forward Party.
Who is doing this if it's not just Andrew Yang?
It's time to explore that question.
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We were talking about the who and the why
of the Forward Party,
because if you'll remember,
I mentioned that this political party
strangely launched twice,
once in 2021,
and then again just a few months ago.
What is the deal? It turns out there are a few months ago. What is the deal?
It turns out there are a few other groups
that merged earlier this year with the Forward Party,
i.e. Andrew Yang,
necessitating a second, bigger announcement.
Those groups are the Serve America Movement,
or the SAM Party,
and the Renew America Movement, or RAM.
And instead of renaming the new group
the Forward America Movement to keep it all in the fam,
they decided to stick with simply Forward,
and label themselves as a collective of former Democrats,
Republicans, and Independents.
But when you look into who started these other groups,
those S's on the end of Democrats and Independents
are doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Those S's are going to be Joe Rogan swole
by the time they are done lifting that phrase.
The Serve America movement was founded in 2017
by Morgan Stanley executive Eric Grossman.
And to hear him talk about the party early on,
it sounds strikingly similar to what Yang
has consistently said and not said about the forward party.
For example, the Sam party boasts a core conviction
to bridge the growing political divide in America
through civil dialogue and finding common ground.
And their platform page says they reject the approach
of having predetermined policy positions.
Their greatest and only success early on
was getting a candidate on the ballot
in the 2018 New York governor's race,
the formerly Democratic mayor of Syracuse, Stephanie Minor.
She came in fifth place with less than 1% of the vote
and was listed on the ballot under the Sam party.
Other than Minor, however,
the vast majority of the Sam Party's leadership
were never-Trump Republicans,
like the Lincoln Project's Reid Galen and Sara Lenti,
and also former Republican Congressman David Jolly,
the guy who pretended that he came up with the idea
of local politics in that clip from earlier.
Oh, and the vast majority of the funding for the Sam Party
came from former Philip Morris executive, Charles Wall,
who spent most of the 1990s
defending tobacco companies from lawsuits,
even arguing to the Supreme Court
that they should be shielded from being sued
given the health warnings
that were legally required on tobacco products.
Cool guy.
The Renew America movement,
the other group Forward merged with a few months ago,
started with a political manifesto
signed by 150 Republicans
literally the day after Liz Cheney was ousted
as the chair of the House Republican Conference.
That is to say,
it started not as a genuine political party
with its own set of ideals and priorities,
but as a Republican response to the MAGA movement
and a rejection of the extreme elements of that ideology.
And to give credit to their manifesto,
a call for American renewal,
or you know, a call to make America new again,
it also does oppose the disenfranchisement of voters
and condemns the very sort of bigotry
that so many Republicans are now using
as the basis for their campaigns.
But it was remarkably thin on expressing an opinion
about anything other than a rejection of MAGA ideals,
cronyism, and racist nationalism.
You have to squint to see what specifically,
if anything, the collective stands for.
And then in your squinting, you can make out the phrases
limited regulation and encouraging self-reliance,
and it becomes perfectly clear who these people are
and have always been.
The call for American renewal was initiated
by Evan McMullin, a former CIA agent and investment banker
who left the Republican Party after Donald Trump
became his nominee in 2016, and also Miles Taylor, a congressional staffer during the
George W. Bush administration, who later served as chief of staff for the Department of Homeland
Security under Trump. He's the guy who wrote that 2018 New York Times op-ed,
I am part of the resistance inside the Trump administration.
But before you give him a hearty pat on the dumper
for his brave resisting,
you should know that he wrote in that op-ed, quote,
to be clear, ours is not the popular resistance of the left.
We want the administration, to be clear,
the Trump administration, to succeed
and think that many
of its policies have already made America safer and more prosperous. Again, that is one of the
founders of a group that just merged with the Forward Party, arguing that, like, the Muslim ban
and a cocktail napkin drawing of a border wall were making America safer and more prosperous.
Unrelated, or maybe a little related,
Miles Taylor is, or was, it's unclear,
a Havana Syndrome sufferer.
You know, the mysterious vague symptoms
impacting US officials that definitely isn't
a mass psychogenic illness caused by terrifying clicking
that definitely isn't crickets.
It was sort of a chirping, somewhere between what you would think is a cricket or sort of a digital sound.
I didn't know what it was, but it was enough to wake me up.
What was really strange about it is I went to the window, opened up my window, looked down at the street. And keep in mind, Scott, this is probably 3, 3.30 in the morning.
And I see a white van and the van's brake lights turned on and it pulled off and it sped
away. How long did it last? This whole episode only lasted about seven to 10 minutes. How did
you feel the next day? Off, off, not ready to go to work. You know, kind of wanting to take the day
off. You know, sick. And look, not to discount the symptoms, okay? I do believe that Taylor felt off, like, you know, sick that day.
But coupled with an anonymous op-ed that turned into an anonymous book, a very public statement
of principles, and ultimately a merger with a bunch of other notable Reagan and Bush acolytes,
it seems more and more that we're looking at the actions of people trying to stay
relevant and in the public eye as much as possible. This collection of anti-Trump Republican
organizations, which a number of articles strangely refer to as centrist groups, that's who this new
forward party is. So when they say they're a collective of Democrats, Republicans, and
independents, what they mean is that they are a group of Democrats
represented by Andrew Yang
and like the 500 or so people
who liked this tweet of him and Mark Cuban.
Republicans represented by most of the other members
of the party, including former New Jersey governor
and Bush administration official, Christine Todd Whitman,
who is now the forward party's co-chair.
And independents represented by,
I don't know, the Mooch. He signed that manifesto and doesn't seem to have much else going on,
so why not? Independent, former press secretary for Donald Trump, the Mooch. And that brings us,
finally, to why the Forward Party has been so bad at presenting any policy position so far.
Remember that list of key principles Yang presented
in his book that were going to form the cornerstone
of his pre-Sam and pre-Ram Forward Party.
What lives on the party's website now
on their Why Forward page is very similar,
promoting ranked choice voting,
and even Yang's vague notions of grace and tolerance.
But you know what's not there?
Universal basic income.
The one major policy proposal
that elevated Andrew Yang's campaign for president
and made him a household name is curiously absent
from the forward party's press offerings and messaging.
The only references to UBI on the website
now appear to be abandoned holdovers
from before those other groups joined.
And Yang himself even suggested in a tweet in May
that he was moving on from that proposal,
and he hasn't mentioned it since.
Could it be that Andrew Yang doesn't think
that the looming threat of automation
is the national emergency it once was,
like a year and a half ago?
Or that universal cash payments would be less effective
than targeted aid to low income communities?
Or, and you might wanna sit down and swallow your kombucha
lest this suggestion initiate a spit take
that short circuits your laptop
and sets your house on fire.
Maybe it's that all of the people Yang joined forces with
to try and stay relevant are a bunch of neocons
who have no interest in any progressive policy proposals.
He can go on television and say,
"'Common sense consensus majority view view as much as he wants.
But when the entire organization is run
by former Bush administration goons and Republicans
for whom Trump is just a little too openly racist,
that's going to send a pretty specific message
of what you stand for.
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Now look, in terms of being a political party that actually runs candidates and competes in elections, the waters here are still a little murky.
After all, Evan McMullin, the former CIA guy who initiated the Call for American Renewal,
is running, poorly, for Senate as an independent,
not as a member of the Forward Party. Democratic Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona is also listed on
the Renew America Movements page as a renewer, and has been endorsed by the Forward Party.
But he's still running for re-election as a Democrat. The Forward Party itself says it has
no plans to run a presidential candidate in 2024 2024 and has no candidates in the current midterm cycle.
They have endorsed a small number of candidates in the midterms from a number of parties,
but the Forward Party does say they plan on having candidates at some point.
Their national political director and chief strategist, Joel Searby,
says they're in U.S. politics for the long haul, just not for this cycle and
2024. Though I have to say, just from a PR perspective, if you're trying to build confidence,
maybe don't introduce your chief strategist like this.
It is my pleasure to welcome to Forward, a man who has lost more independent political races
than anyone else in the country,
perhaps the head of political strategy for forward Joel Searby. Welcome, Joel.
I know you all think I'm a big loser who can't win anything, but let me introduce to you a big
loser who can't win anything. Take a bow, fuck brains. What I really want to emphasize here is
that the forward party or any third party
could become a major force in American politics,
but it would require real vision
and a desire to fundamentally upend
our current electoral system.
Rank choice voting and crossing your fingers
that the Supreme Court will continue
to allow independent redistricting commissions
isn't going to be enough.
It doesn't change the
fact that our system is designed to coalesce voters into the two biggest possible tents
in order to compete for power. Not to get too legal or French, but this idea is known as
Duvergier's Law, which says that systems of first-past-the-post, win-or-take-all districts,
will naturally favor two party systems.
As smaller parties will find it difficult to win any seats
and voters will be wary of wasting their votes
on anyone they deem unlikely to win.
And while Duvergier's law has been challenged
and debate continues on how much of a law it really is,
it's not hard to see how the American system
makes it extremely difficult for a third party to succeed.
For example, remember this guy?
If not, go ask your parent, guardian, or sexy uncle
if they remember this guy.
His name was H. Ross Perot.
The H stands for howdy.
And he ran the most successful third party
presidential campaign in recent memory.
In 1992, the year Andrew Yang maybe went to some debate event somewhere,
Perot took advantage of a recent recession,
the willingness of cable news to feature him prominently,
and low poll numbers for George Howdy Whitey Bush
to become a major factor in that election.
He was part of the debates, impersonated by Dana Carvey on SNL,
and paid for 30 to 60 minute long infomercials
on TV networks.
It was a major story and a hugely successful campaign.
And in the end, Ross Perot garnered 19%
of the popular vote on election night.
Good enough for zero electoral votes.
So yeah, even in this perfect storm
where voters were desperate for an alternative
and one fifth of them voted for a third party candidate,
they got absolutely bubkiss in terms of representation.
And that's the real problem here.
And it's one that the forward party
for all its bluster about a broken system
has not put forth any solution to address.
And they could address it, for example,
and this is just spitting on my balls,
they could advocate for abolishing the Electoral College.
It's a common sense consensus thing that most Americans want.
Or how about this?
Promote a proportional representation system,
which would determine leadership based on the proportion
of voters who selected each party,
thus encouraging voters to choose whichever party
most closely aligns with their viewpoints.
Could there be any drawbacks to this?
I mean, sure.
Sweden just made some neo-fascist
their second largest political party,
and Italy elected its most far right government
since Mussolini.
And that might explain why the forward party
isn't promoting it.
Giving voters many options typically encourages
a wider distribution of votes,
not just consolidation toward the center.
But you know, that's,
that's democracy for you.
Democracy, occasionally ushering in fascism since 507 BC.
The Forward Party hasn't proposed any of these things
because it doesn't want to actually change the system.
Despite what they say, I'm not sold
that they ultimately want to run political candidates at all.
It seems like maybe they just want attention,
that they're a group of people
who lose every election they're in,
take every opportunity they can to go on TV
and prove what a good person they are,
and want to make themselves feel better
after their longtime political party
turned into this guy's voter chum bucket.
It's an empty vanity exercise.
It's a cry for help.
It's a desperate attempt to prove that
you really did have what it takes to make it in american politics and if it doesn't work out well
maybe we're a year or two away from andrew yang being revealed as the frog prince on the masked
singer should be a good season a good dystopian season i can't even believe that show is real
it's so weird when you see clips of it you've seen clips of that show and it's like, this is fake. You're
faking me out right now. Anyway, I'm actually going to wrap things up here by defending the
forward party a little bit, because if you've been watching any coverage of it on cable news,
one of the top criticisms is not that these are essentially Republicans
or that they're pretending to be the first people
to come up with the concept of a third party,
but that the forward party will help Republicans
beat Democrats in elections.
This stands out as a really stupid idea.
Ralph Nader basically elected George W. Bush in 2000.
Jill Stein basically elected Donald Trump in 2016.
And the only possible thing this could do is bleed some moderate Republicans off of voting for
whoever the Democratic nominee is. What Louisiana Skeletor is pushing there
is the prominent narrative that Democrats need to get more centrist,
since the only way they can win elections is by winning over the mythical moderate Republicans who might one day vote for them, despite the fact that they never, ever have or ever will.
And in fact, sometimes write op-eds that support the Trump administration
on principle and policy, but not his rudeness.
I don't know where Louisiana Skeletor got this idea.
Too much cayenne in the crawfish?
Maybe.
But the argument that third-party candidates
tend to help Republicans win is fucking false.
A 2021 analysis of 2016 voters found that, quote, Gary Johnson and Jill
Stein did not deprive Hillary Clinton of an electoral college majority, nor Donald Trump
the legitimacy of winning the national popular vote. We estimate that most Johnson and Stein
voters would have abstained from voting if denied the choice to vote for their preferred candidate,
and that most of Johnson's remaining voters would have supported Trump.
Even in 2000, analysis shows that at least 40% of Ralph Nader voters in Florida
would have voted for George W. Bush if Nader had not been on the ballot.
Why would they have done this?
Again, who knows?
It's a cayenne in the crawfish scenario.
Crawfish, of course, being my slang for the anus.
But there were plenty of other third party candidates
in that election as well.
Any one of whose voters
could still have put Bush over the top.
It's a false narrative meant to deflect attention away
from the real ideas that third party candidates
often put forward.
So no, the forward party is very likely
not going to help Donald Trump win a second term,
even if they got very popular,
and that's a horny cloud giant sized if.
There's no indication that it would peel off
more moderate Democrats than moderate Republicans.
After all, the core of their pitch
seems to be Republican discourse grievance filtered through noncommittal, banal Democrat appeasement rhetoric.
Also, again, if your idea for a political party is for people to come together and come up with popular policies to implement,
you've come up with the idea of government, of having representational democracy.
And sure, in a lot of ways, we don't have that,
but surely you don't need to pretend
that that's not what you're proposing.
Also, also, one of their other couple of proposals,
you know that open primary thing
in which party primaries aren't exclusive
to those within the party?
So let's say open primaries, all right?
Where let's say a progressive, more green candidate
could run and win a Democratic primary.
Or let's say, let's say there's a group of mostly Republicans
who mostly just didn't like Trump's boorishness.
So let's say maybe they, you know,
get the nominee for the Democratic Party.
Wouldn't that be interesting
if that's what a lot of them wanted to do?
But if you're some high-fiving teenager
that totally exists
and you're still excited for the forward party,
don't let this idea stop you from voting for them.
Vote for whomever.
Don't vote.
Vote for the horny cloud giant.
We're not your boss.
It is good to have more options.
It's good to point out that the current system is broken
and needs to be fixed.
But also, maybe don't vote for them
because you can't actually until after 2024,
allegedly, maybe. Generally, probably not until they like,
have clear political positions.
That seems reasonable.
You know, the common sense consensus majority view
that a political party should actually stand for something.
Boo!
Hiss!
Slander!
Oh, right, you're still here.
Wait, why are you mad at me?
Mr. Cody, you don't seem to understand that the system is broken and the Forward Party is the only way to fix it.
Wait, weren't you, like, against the Forward Party? But now you're... you gotta make up your mind, man.
Thank you! Well, that was the case. But then you brought up my beloved nephew, Ross Perot,
and Wombo remembered that when he was working
on the 92 campaign, he got to drive around Iowa
in a big bus with Perot written on the side,
singing Tiny Dancer.
Okay.
That's a lot of new information about you.
The far left and the far right are both too extreme.
We need radical centrists brave enough to say things like
politics are bad.
Hashtag Yang for life.
For God's sake, just hurry up.
Panera Bread is closing soon.
Don't worry, they just opened a Panera Bread next door
by this coffee table.
Okay, I'm texting Katie.
The Panera Bread in my living room is pushing it.
Oh, are you saying it should
be illegal to give food to people in a
long voter line? Cody's trying to suppress
voter participation by
getting the Panera Bread shut down.
If you haven't received a
Bacon Turkey Bravo Sandwich yet,
stay in line.
Stay in line!
Stay in line!
Stay in line! Stay in line! Stay in line!
Anyway, I hope you all learned something about the forward party.
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