Some More News - Some More News: John Fetterman And The Progressive Switcheroo
Episode Date: August 28, 2024Hi. Today we're looking at PA Sen. John Fetterman, a man who perhaps was progressive and abandoned his ideals, or maybe was never progressive and we just really, really didn't like Dr. Oz. Sources: h...ttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1xSavngbfndywVzFJm03Joh6eeQ5OXDZOqXcpQzS5Ws0/edit?usp=sharing Stop getting lost in countless finance apps and try Found for free at https://found.com/morenews (Found is a financial technology company, not a bank. Banking services are provided by Piermont Bank, Member FDIC. Found's core features are free. They also offer an optional paid product, Found Plus.)If you want to replace your multivitamin and more, start with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at https://drinkAG1.com/morenews.Go to https://Hungryroot.com/MORENEWS to get 40% off your first delivery and get your free veggies.Make switching seasons a breeze with Quince's high-quality closet essentials. Go to
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It is the big event of the summer after all.
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Whomst amongst us hasn't stayed home for a company picnic
or had our communications director publicly disapprove
of our stance on genocide.
That's right, America has Fetterman fever once again.
Only it's like the normal kind of fever
where you feel like your head is full of angry bees.
And so we figured we'd use this moment to take a step back
and look at Fetterman's career so far.
You know, like a performance review.
Has he lived up to the expectations
from that initial job interview?
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who turned out to be less than honest about their positions.
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You know, like the anti-war, bisexual,
and most colorful Congresswoman, Kirsten Sinema.
If you recall, Federman campaigned against Dr. Oz
as kind of a democratic socialist Shrek,
in that he appears to be a gruff everyman ogre type
with a heart for the working class and the downtrodden,
ready to fight against the stuffy rich fart quads of the GOP.
He was a member of Bernie's army for gosh sake.
He got the AOC AOK.
But after he got an office,
Fetterman became less of a Twitter savvy socialist Shrek
and more like one of those deep fried Shrek memes
that make you feel pretty uncomfortable, but still a little aroused.
What I mean is...
I don't know what the turn of words is that of course everyone has the right to defend
yourself a nation, but you also have the right, I believe, to go after and eliminate Hamas
or at least to force them to surrender.
And I've always confused why we're not talking
about that more.
And if you are gonna protest, why aren't we protesting?
I can't end that war.
Joe Biden can't end that war.
Netanyahu can't end that war,
but Hamas could end it right now immediately.
Yeesh.
Yeah, John, I'm not a war expert,
but I think Netanyahu could probably end that war.
And Biden, while not literally having an end war button,
could certainly stop providing the weapons
being used in that war.
And John, when you say you have a right to go after people,
or specifically Hamas,
does that mean you also have the right to kill
and show disregard for the tens of thousands
of innocent civilians,
the women and children who've died because of that?
John, what are you talking about?
So John Fetterman is all in on Israel.
He is in-sreal, but you know, so are a lot of,
if not most of, if not almost exactly all Democrats.
What's more shocking is that Fetterman is also
very publicly turned against progressive politics
and the folks who've endorsed him.
And a lot of his other sound bites are beginning
to sound downright conservative.
I honestly don't understand why it's controversial to say we need a secure border.
I've been very clear, in fact that was weaponized against me as Republicans in my race,
that I'm very much a strong supporter of immigration and, you know, my wife's family.
That's the Oregon story about that.
And I think two things can be true at the same time.
You can be very supportive of immigration,
but we also need to have a secure border.
That's him at the beginning of this year
talking about a secure border,
no differently than pick any moderate GOP dude you want.
Although it might come as a surprise to learn
that Federman has always been kind of like this
about our border policies. And I guess that's why I want to look into this guy and ask the question, was John
Fetterman always more right-leaning than we thought, or at least than he was presented?
Did we just get wrapped up in hype? Much like an old hoodie, the hype is very cozy. Or did he
actually pull a fast one on us? Because to hear a lot of people tell it,
Federman is one of the greatest heel turns of modern politics. And it's not hard to see why.
He's vocally antagonistic about the left, and he's boasted some downright conservative beliefs that
seem quite far from his progressive beginnings. For example, he's like super into fracking now.
This is despite once calling fracking a stain on his state.
And while Federman's newfound support of fracking
is tied to the idea that it promotes and protects union jobs,
a 2022 Food and Water Watch report showed
that while oil and gas production
were hitting a record highs in Pennsylvania,
jobs in that industry actually plummeted.
Out of the 5 million workers in the state,
the oil and gas industry accounted for only 25,000 people.
On top of that, as we also had to mention
in our recent teaching Jordan Peterson
about climate change episodes,
citizens that live close to these drill sites
have significantly higher risks of developing asthma
and lymphoma, especially children.
Boy, that's bleak.
Maybe we should spin it and we'll call them younglings
to soften the harsh consequence a bit.
My Lord, the younglings have been stricken
with cases of deep shallow breath
after exposure to the dark liquid bones
of our beastly ancestors.
Perfect, that sounds awesome now.
Anyway, this still hasn't stopped Fetterman
from fighting against Joe Biden's moratorium
on natural gas exports earlier this year.
Federman also supported Ron DeSantis and his weird stance against lab-grown meat.
I mean, John is from Pennsylvania, so it's sort of expected for him to simp for big agriculture,
but it's still jarring to see Fedman post a picture of a food processing machine like it's an alien torture device.
And even the community notes on X the Everything app
point out that most commercial food,
including organic meat,
goes through processors like this one.
It's a bioreactor.
You know what else is made using bioreactors, John?
Vaccines.
Are you anti-vaccine now too, John?
Because they're made in a spooky device?
Does the sight of a brewery make you go cry
to puss in boots, John?
And of course, it still looks much tamer
than the factory farming process
meat typically comes from.
You know those devices we use on other living beings?
Also, hey John, do you know what fracking looks like?
This, are you hiding in your swamp,
pissing yourself right now, John?
So all in all, this post just makes him look
like a weird right-wing freak.
Like you could take this post and put it on Matt Gates
or Ben Shapiro's account and no one would bat an eye, right?
Then of course there's immigration.
While Federman's 2022 campaign featured an ad
showcasing his immigrated wife in support
of the contributions of migrants in this country,
he still supported Title 42,
which notoriously turned away people seeking asylum.
Later, after Federman was elected Senator,
he attempted to strike a deal with Republicans
over foreign aid packages for Ukraine and Israel.
Republicans argued that this funding for foreign aid
should also be paired with funding
for the US-Mexico border security.
And while the Democratic Party balked at this addition,
Federman was all for it.
I haven't really thought anything that I've said
is really controversial.
Standing and leaning in with our critical ally in Israel
and being very pro immigration,
but also realizing that we have to have a secured border.
Ah, yes, nothing controversial about being all in on Israel and siding with the GOP about the border.
It must be all of us! Although actually these days, being pro-Israel and pro-cracking down on the border is a pretty bipartisan stance.
But maybe it's also about your approach to that stance.
Republicans are now pleasantly surprised with Federman
and seem to consider him an ally.
While the leader of the Republican Party
has now taken to calling his colleagues
like Senate Majority Leader and Democrat Chuck Schumer
a Palestinian as a pejorative.
And while in a vacuum,
the idea of a politician having a lot of bipartisan goodwill
isn't bad, we're not in a vacuum. the idea of a politician having a lot of bipartisan goodwill isn't bad,
we're not in a vacuum, although everything does suck.
In any case, the bill did eventually pass, but didn't include funding for the border.
And chances are, Federman mostly cared more about the Israel aid than all the border stuff.
After all, Federman has shown unfettered Zing support for Israel,
waving a normal-sized Israeli flag
during protests that were against the US
supplying weapons for Israel's offensive in Gaza.
And he's shot down efforts to negotiate a ceasefire
in the area, as if we need any more help stalling efforts
to negotiate a ceasefire.
He also donned Israel's flag, wearing it as a cape
at pro-Israel protests, trying to look like Superman, but actually endorsing punisher behavior.
So yeah, what's the deal, man?
What happened to John Fetterman?
How did he go from this progressive social media star
to a dude posting scary pictures of a meat processor
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We were talking about Jonathan Fetteman
and his seemingly odd apparent turn
from progressive working class hero
to weird centrist progenocide dude
who whines about liberal meat.
So where and when did this disconnect happen?
Let's entertain the first theory
that Fetterman was always more centrist than we hoped.
And we all simply turned a blind eye to it
during his campaign.
After all, he was running against Dr. Oz,
who was a lot like the Wizard of Oz
if he killed over 300 puppies,
which maybe the wizard did that too.
We don't know where he got his powers,
but with Fetterman, there were some early warning signs
that he was a tad bit inconsistent with his messaging.
Mr. Fetterman, I do have a specific question,
which you can continue on this topic,
but you have made two conflicting statements
regarding fracking.
In a 2018 interview, you said, quote,
I don't support fracking at all.
I never have.
But earlier this month, you told an interviewer, quote,
I support fracking.
I support the energy independence that we should have here in the United States.
So, Mr. Federman, please explain your changing position.
60 seconds.
I've always supported fracking and I always believe that independence with our energy is critical.
We can't be held, you know, ransom to somebody like Russia.
Hold on! Give him a moment to explain.
You're saying tonight that you support fracking, that you've always supported fracking, but there is that 2018 interview that you said, quote, I don't support fracking at all. So
how do you square the two?
Oh, I do support fracking and I don't, I don't, I support fracking and I stand and I do support fracking.
Oh, okay.
Thanks.
Look, to be fair and balanced and empathetic,
Fetterman was still recovering from a stroke
and he would have a pacemaker procedure on election day.
So one can understand if his mindset wasn't 100%
on his campaign.
And as he said in between those clips, he hasn't taken money from the fracking industry,
which appears to be true.
But even with that stroke, he kind of flip-flopped.
You might even find it a bit uncouth that we're even bringing up the stroke.
But he himself has said that the stroke specifically changed him and made him move away from progressives
only a few months after
saying that he never changed and progressives are mistaken to ever think he was one of them.
I mean, what could have given them that silly idea?
This tweet where he specifically said that he's a progressive Democrat?
Also, if he didn't change, does that mean a lot of his staff did change since a lot
of him quit specifically because he changed?
Feels very gaslighty. I also don't feel like I'm much closer to an answer. After all, politicians
say a lot of stuff. They're all, like all of them, liars and wieners. So let's look at Fetterman's
actual record and by extension his past. Let's find the frack out. Will all of this have happened before
and will it happen again?
He started in AmeriCorps,
helping low income students in Pittsburgh,
then to Harvard to get a master's degree in public policy,
and then the small town of Braddock, Pennsylvania,
where he started a GED program.
So far, those are all pretty good things.
I can just see him at Harvard being all will hunting,
eating apples, being ghostwritten by William Goldman.
Although you may be surprised to learn
that John Fetterman actually came from money
thanks to his parents' insurance business.
So he's not so much wheel hunting
as he is the other guy in that apple scene.
Anyway, Braddock was a steel mill town
that peaked in the 1920s,
but had since degraded and as a result
lost 90% of its population.
Basically picture every old steel town in America. Or the film The Road, which was specifically
filmed in Braddock to recreate the look of a hopeless wasteland. In fact, most of that movie
about the end of the world was shot in Pennsylvania and also Mount St. Helens. So a blown out volcano
and also Mount St. Helens. So a blown out volcano in Pennsylvania, you get it.
Federman would eventually run and serve as mayor
of Braddock from 2006 until 2019.
During this Federman would use his nonprofit organization
that his family bankrolled, Braddock Redux,
to circumvent a corrupt borough council
to get some of his initiatives done
without requiring their full approval.
And corrupt they were, or rather more specifically,
the borough manager absolutely pleaded guilty
for stealing $170,000 from the town.
So Fetterman would use his family's nonprofit
to fund community programs that he proposed,
renovate dilapidated buildings in Braddock,
and get a lot of national media attention for doing it.
He was awesomely dubbed the Mayor of Hell by Rolling Stone,
and even got a jeans commercial out of the fame.
People think there aren't frontiers anymore.
They can't see how frontiers are all around us.
That's from when Levi's shot an ad in Braddock
for their Ready to Work ad campaign,
incidentally directed by the director of The Road.
And in exchange, Levi's donated nearly $950,000
to Braddock Redux to support the renovation of a community center
and start a community vegetable farm.
Again, seems like good stuff.
I mean, sure, critics and members of the community
believe that the small town couldn't handle
such a large expansion and renovation,
but that farm still exists.
And so, Federman pushed on.
In 2013, he lured celebrity chef, Kevin Sousa,
to open a restaurant in Braddock, which sounds great.
This all, in theory, sounds great.
Sousa choose a former car dealership
as the restaurant's location, with the mutual hope
that this would boost the economy
and give residents a nice place to eat.
There was only one problem.
Residents couldn't afford to eat there.
Also, a single restaurant isn't exactly
a huge job creator or draw.
Also, it turns out that this celebrity chef
has a habit of opening restaurants
and dwindling neighborhoods
and then abandoning the project.
So fucking oopsa,
Susa ended up ditching the whole thing
after it closed down during the pandemic,
leaving several Braddock residents jobless.
Again, not a huge job creator.
Now to be clear, I don't want to yuckers all over the yummies
that Federman did for this town.
Even if it didn't all work out,
he was still doing some good there.
For example, Federman's nonprofit also created the Free Store
that helped residents get needed sundries
at no cost to them,
along with creating affordable housing for artists
and local businesses.
But you may have noticed that all of this
is being funneled through that Braddock Redux nonprofit
and not through the town itself.
Fetterman sort of just declared
the town's government corrupt,
which might've been true for at least a guy,
and then just went rogue in a way
that just happened to funnel money through his family.
Like, mayors don't actually get to do the stuff he did here,
and Fetterman didn't use that mayoral position
to make these changes,
but rather he used his other position
as the head of a nonprofit.
And while you could argue that he cut around the bureaucracy
to do good for his town,
it all kind of has that icky Mr. Beast vibe
when you look more into it.
Not in the alleged faking of videos and torturous abuse
and allegedly rampant sexual harassment,
but like, Fetterman didn't go to any meetings
or do much official mayor stuff,
so much as he used the town
to seemingly boost his own fame.
Also, since Braddock Redux is a nonprofit,
Federman doesn't have to disclose who donates to it
and made most of these decisions
with a small group of board members
instead of consulting the public,
which is worth noting,
considering that the public in this predominantly black town
didn't always agree with what he did.
For example, Federman wanted to get rid
of a local nightclub that he claimed was a nuisance.
You know, like a weird busybody Republican might claim,
while simultaneously pushing the opening
of a hip new brewery.
You know, like a weird hypocrite Republican might push.
Except many black residents liked the club
and pointed out that, much like that Sousa restaurant,
they probably couldn't afford to drink
at some fancy new place. Also, breweries are annoying. and pointed out that much like that Sousa restaurant, they probably couldn't afford to drink
at some fancy new place.
Also, breweries are annoying.
The food sucks except for the pretzel bites
if they're warm and buttery and salty and crispy and soft
and let's actually go get some right now.
And all their beers are named shit like
dastardly Dan's beard flavored bacon IPA slut machine.
Stop trying to impress me with your soy edginess,
you fucking brewery.
Just give me the booze liquid.
Anyway, again, just a little icky.
This white mayor of a predominantly black neighborhood
just deciding what's best for everyone
through his own family's nonprofit
while getting glowing national praise
from people who don't actually live in the town.
And of course, the racial tension didn't end there.
Mayor John Fetterman says he rushed his son inside,
called 911 and took off in his truck
after a masked man in black he saw running.
But Chris Mayeres, the man Fetterman confronted,
turns out to be an innocent jogger
who police say had no weapon.
Oof, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Maybe it's not so bad.
Mayor Federman did have a weapon.
A 20 gauge shotgun under the back seat of my truck,
which I pulled out and I showed to just say,
look, we're gonna wait here
and we're gonna get this all sorted out
when the police arrive.
I believe I did the right thing,
but I may have broken the law during the course of it.
And I'm certainly not above the law if I did, but what I did, I did the right thing, but I may have broken the law during the course of it. And, you know, I'm certainly not above the law if I did,
but what I did, I did in a split second
out of concern as the father and the mayor.
Oof!
Okay.
Ah, oof.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oof.
Okay.
The jogger, Christopher Mayares,
claimed that Fetterman knew his race
and pointed his shotgun at his chest,
which Federman denies on both counts.
This incident rightfully concerned black Democrats
in Pennsylvania during Federman's campaign
for the Senate years later.
Federman never apologized for the incident
and even referenced it in a campaign ad.
I realized that I could never forgive myself
if I didn't do anything and something terrible would have
happened.
So I made that decision at that point to intervene to stop him
from going any further until the first responders could
arrive.
What are you doing, man?
You pulled a shotgun on a jogger and are now replaying the
account over heroic music.
Like you stopped a 9-11.
See how this is all getting more and more icky,
especially since, and this is key,
when Fetterman was elected
Lieutenant Governor of Pennsylvania in 2019,
he didn't leave Braddock much better than when he arrived.
Population still went down,
and like many underserved communities,
the town still struggled with drug addiction and crime
as Fetterman shifted his focus towards higher offices.
And even as lieutenant governor, Fetterman often no-showed when he should have been
collaborating with his fellow elected officials and constituents. It really seems like Fetterman
honed in on a struggling town, did a bunch of photo ops, and then bounced with this new image
as a miracle worker, while having no actual connection to the town, and in fact was sometimes
more antagonistic than helpful.
Like remember that nightclub he hated?
Fetterman actually showed his displeasure by vandalizing their sign in plain view of
their security cameras.
He is a local mayor and believe it or not what he's headed to do, he's about to vandalize
the sign at a local business in his town.
I know that they have cameras out front and it was my way of putting them on notice.
So it was a very public way that I chose to, you know, put them on notice that, hey, you
know, we're, we're, we're going to shut you down.
Boy, he sure loves doing very public things that make the news for himself.
Vetterman never got rid of that nightclub.
And ironically, when he became a rising star,
the press actually interviewed a local praising him
while in that nightclub to show like his hometown charm.
The nightclub he hated and wanted to destroy and vandalized.
And that kind of sums up his rise.
A media novelty that had someone looked a little closer
would immediately have lost a lot of that charm.
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as this progressive superstar when he ran for Senator?
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So we were talking about John Fetterman,
the latest cautionary tale about how even the most
progressive seeming and hip politician is still,
it turns out, a politician.
It seems like he was always kind of an opportunist,
but many people were still pretty surprised
at the turn his public image has taken with progressives.
Why is that?
Well, during both of his 2016 and 2022 Senate campaigns,
Fetterman ran with policies
that were quite popular with progressives,
such as legalizing marijuana, eliminating the filibuster,
lowering taxes of low-income families,
and while clearly being pro-gun,
advocating for additional gun laws.
But there were still some differences
between his 2016 and 2022 runs for Senate.
For starters, he fucking lost the 2016 primary.
Incidentally, he was more vocally progressive
during that 2016 run, full-throatedly boasting
that he started a progressive movement in his state
and going all in on Bernie.
It should be noted that he never really had a shot
in this first election,
since his primary opponent was being backed
by both Obama and Biden.
But in a long standing Democrat tradition,
I guess Fetterman saw this loss
as a reason to soften his far left views.
For example, in 2016, he supported a moratorium on fracking
until more regulations and protections
for the environment were in place.
And as I said earlier,
he'd go on to flip on that issue in 2022.
But the effectiveness of all of this got more confusing
because in the general election,
his opponent was this, this.
Thought I'd do some grocery shopping.
I'm at Wagner's and my wife wants some vegetables
for crudite, right?
So here's a broccoli.
That's two bucks, about a ton of broccoli there.
There's some asparagus, that's $4.
That's Dr. Oz at Wegmans, or I guess Wegners,
as he calls it, man of the people,
standing on the, is he on the left
or is he all that stuff on the right?
I don't know, he's somewhere in that picture.
He really blends in with the vegetables.
And this villain-browed celebrity doctor
actually played a big part in why the public saw Fetterman
as more of a progressive figure than he was.
Because in his defense, Fetterman wasn't exactly hiding it.
Are you a progressive?
No, I'm just a Democrat that has always run
on what I believe and know to be true.
That was for May 11, 2022, six months before he would be elected senator.
Up until that point, Fetterman had often aligned with more progressive policies,
such as showing clemency towards prisoners serving life sentences.
But he was very vocal in distancing himself from the so-called squad of
progressives that often endorsed him.
And in his own words, he would lean in
to using his Senate seat to benefit Israel.
That doesn't sound like he's a progressive really at all.
So why was he seen as such a radical leftist socialist?
Probably because that's what Dr. Oz wanted you to think.
The radical left has gone crazy.
They even wasted COVID relief money on golf courses,
ski slopes and luxury hotels, sticking us with the bill.
Crazy ideas from radical politicians
and Fetterman's the craziest.
After all, for the GOP,
pretty much everyone is a lefty socialist.
Joe Biden is a lefty socialist.
In that ad with radical lefty Nancy Pelosi,
Kamala Harris is a communist now, you see.
So looking at this retrospectively,
Dr. Oz did more to help Federman's progressive image
than his deceitful diet products
did to help people lose weight.
By comparing Federman to socialist boogie men
like Bernie Sanders,
Ozzy not only tried to rile up the MAGA base,
but unintentionally made Federman appear more left
than even he himself advertised.
And that ironically actually helped Fetterman's appeal
for some.
It's a common tactic even among Democrats
as Fetterman's primary opponents PAC also ran an attack ad
that labeled Fetterman a democratic socialist.
And of course, this is all not to mention
that Dr. Oz was a weird snake oil millionaire
that acted like a fancy alien and clearly knew nothing about Pennsylvania. And of course, this is all not to mention that Dr. Oz was a weird snake oil millionaire
that acted like a fancy alien
and clearly knew nothing about Pennsylvania,
while John Federman was not that.
And P.A., we call this a veggie tray.
And if this looks anything other than a veggie tray to you,
then I am not your candidate.
Oz got absolutely clown-dicked
by Federman's social social media teams trolling,
to the point that it actually affected polling.
We can't harp enough on how Federman's social media presence
at this time was a major factor in his election in 2022,
as it helped garner 70% of the youth vote
and supplemented Federman's public presence.
After all, he was never praised as an eloquent speaker
during speeches and debates.
So it really helped that he went so hard online.
Meanwhile, Dr. Oz's attempts to troll back fell flat,
given the obvious reasons.
Those reasons being that he has all the charisma
of a wet sandwich and wet from like Pepsi.
He's a rich freak that prior to buying a house in Pennsylvania just before the election,
never lived in the state where he was running, probably because he had nine other homes.
Hell, Oz even lost favor with the person who made him famous in the first place.
That's gotta sting a bit.
So this seemed like a swish.
A bag of dead beetles could probably win against Dr. Oz.
And yet, amazingly, in spite of all these endorsements
and the national attention and entertaining dunks
on a daytime TV doofus,
Federman only squeaked out a win with 51% of the vote,
which is wild.
Even with all we know now about Federman,
it is still wild that Dr. Oz was that close to winning.
And when you think about it,
Fetterman's trolling was only as effective
as how incredibly ineffective Dr. Oz was.
And you can make a case for Fetterman's success
being directly tied to how distasteful his opponent was.
And the Democrats desire to never hear the word
Senator Oz in their life.
And now that the dust has settled,
the things people praised Federman for
just seem less charming.
For example, his online trolling,
which was never really that clever,
but much like with his campaign against Dr. Oz,
Federman has been using social media
to troll members of his own party
and dunk on any pro-Palestinian talking points
from constituents.
He's still trying to be like a charming media darling,
but it's in the same breath he's using
to call college protesters anti-Semitic
for not liking genocide.
I'm not gonna give the president any advice or anyone,
only on fashion.
And, you know, but I will say this is that it's very clear
that there is a very germ of anti-Semitism
in all of these protests.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
He does dress funny.
What a cutup.
Just like how Shrek dismissed that mob.
Am I right?
Remember, remember Shrek and how Shrek had ties
with the democratic majority for Israel
and several pro-Israel PACs
that financially backed his campaign.
One of his top contributors is J Street,
a centrist pro-Israel lobby group
that endorses unconditional support from the US to Israel.
Fetterman isn't the only one,
as these donations from pro-Israel groups
have compromised Congress on both sides of the aisle.
Per The Guardian, only 17% of the U.S. Congress supported a ceasefire within the first six weeks
of the war, while 68% of voters supported a ceasefire. True representation right there.
And so Fetterman parrots pro-Israel talking points, claiming that the IDF has never targeted
civilians, even though there is reporting and evidence
that heavily suggests otherwise.
He scolds pro-Palestinian protesters further
by saying they should be protesting Hamas,
the thing that the US isn't funding
or supplying with weapons.
16 now former campaign staff members urged him
to reconsider his stance,
and many of his digital and social media staff members,
the ones that helped him ratio the fuck out of Dr. Oz online,
have quit because of this,
as well as his abandonment of progressivism,
which probably also explains
why his Twitter game has gone way down.
Like, wow, man, a Jerry Springer reference for the kids?
Very, very, very topical stuff.
Beanie Babies are totally real.
So was John Fetterman always like this and we didn't notice?
Or did he lie about being a progressive
in order to get elected? I guess both.
But counterpoint, who gives a shit?
If there's a lesson from this,
it's that progressive ideas are actually popular to run on,
probably because people like them,
but suddenly become less popular once you get elected.
There's a reason why nobody runs as a moderate
and then becomes a secret progressive once in office, right?
That's not a phenomenon, though maybe it should be.
Whereas lefty politician, go centrist, absolutely is.
And that says something pretty bleak
and not at all surprising about how the government works.
That once you get into office,
it is far easier and much more rewarding
to simply follow the status quo in exchange for support
from your peers and richest donors.
Create your little inner circle the way Fetterman did
through his nonprofit and ignore everyone else.
And even the most progressive seemseeming candidates are only as
progressive as their environment allows, and often they're a part of that environment too.
Obama ran on change, but didn't go nearly hard enough when he had the first Democratic trifecta
since 1993. Then eventually, he had to contend with the GOP majority. Ah, shucks. Was that his fault? Not exactly. But kinda. And regardless, it
still sucks. You will be disappointed by politicians no matter how much hope they seem to offer
you. They'll still do some good things, but fully trusting them or fully buying into their
pitch will only lead you to feeling betrayed. There's also the fact that compared to every
freak right-wing candidate,
most Democrats just feel like far left progressives,
not only because the GOP labels them like that.
It's just something to think about
going into the next election.
Like, not gonna yuck the yum that is Tim Walz, so yum.
But in the event that he and Harris actually win,
chances are they won't be nearly as progressive
as a lot of people assume.
Despite of course being better than the freak party of freaks,
Harris has good union support,
wants to raise the minimum wage,
but she too has Shrek flipped around on fracking
and on Medicare for all.
And like the general democratic party, the border.
Other than a shift in tone,
she seems to be confirming the party line
on Israel-Palestine.
And everyone is just sort of saying that she and whoever is the current president, some
guy I guess, are fighting day and night for a ceasefire, as if we're supposed to believe
that they think that's even on the table, as if we're supposed to believe that while
we keep providing them with the weapons, the weapons we want them to cease firing,
all politicians will disappoint you.
It's just a matter of how much you let them,
how much you let yourself trust them.
Future president of the United States,
whether you like it or not,
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has occasionally
disappointed the left while frustrating
her centrist colleagues.
She's a wacky socialist who spars with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
She was all in on sticking with Biden.
She doesn't seem to have a critical word for the party.
She also made the crowd go wild at the recent DNC.
Despite whatever criticism one can have of her,
she appears to be playing the game in a way
that won't have her pushed out and defeated
like Cori Bush or Jamal Bowman.
Billionaires in both parties should not be able
to buy elections, including primary elections.
(*crowd cheering*)
Including primary elections, damn right Bernie got them.
The hope of course is that somebody like AOC
being continually embraced by the party
can lead to her changing that environment
and making it a safer space for politicians
to say that they're progressive and mean it
more than others have meant it.
Heck, maybe she'll pull a reverse Federman
and present herself as a recovering progressive
who, after a stroke, now sees the beautiful,
moderate light of centrist truth.
And then, when she gets into office,
she'll force everyone to see a doctor for free.
Or, you know, or she'll disappoint you.
Like all politicians,
even if they aren't purposefully misleading people
like what Fetterman clearly did.
They are after all, squares and freaks and rich freaks.
Like what Fetterman pretended not to be with those hoodies.
Even old white guy taco there.
God, he's just so lovable.
I wanna take him to Sears and go pants shopping.
Maybe do some cocaine afterwards.
White guy spice.
You think he likes cocaine?
You think he'd ask Kamala for some for me?
Kamala extract?
Another Battlestar Galactica reference for you.
Though you're welcome. Roll the credits. Voting for bad legislation. Fit, fit, fit a man.
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