Son of a Boy Dad - Tardiness | Son of a Boy Dad #260

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

Tardiness | Son of a Boy Dad #260 -- Harry, Adam & Francis leave it all on the couch -- #Ad: Go check out https://mymobilex.com or download the MobileX app from the App Store or Google Play. -- #Ad: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster at https://RocketMoney.com/boy -- Follow us on our socials: https://linktr.ee/sonofaboydad -- Merch: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/son-of-a-boy-dad -- SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE #SonOfABoyDad #BarstoolSportsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All right. I would stop her in her tracks with that. Nice Salmon's. Thank you, brother. Same ones as last week. Alrighty, welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. It is Tuesday December 17th at 1244 p.m. and we are back for another episode. Good. Good. I was in the- I wasn't thrilled about that though.

Maybe you wake up, get out of that fucking idiot box you got there on your lap. I didn't know we were starting. I mean, it's just one of those things where when the two of us are silent, we've had the clap, which I had to step up and do cause you weren't doing it. Well, I was like-

You could only wait so long. Cause I had, I had shit that I had to take care of because Some of us were on rapper time today, and I've been here for a while What then my time then one wonders why you didn't my time of it my time the time my time is precious So like if I have if I have like even ten minutes of free time during it at any point in the day It's immediate. I gotta start making business moves. I don't think- Because that's money. I'm leaving money on the table if I don't.

There aren't many people in my life who annoy me as much as you do that I haven't cut out from my life. Francis texted me this morning. I said, does 1230 work? And you said, yes, but actually 1230. And then you said, Harry moves on rapper time Racist first off. Whoa. Whoa rappers can be white. Yeah Eminem was notoriously late. Really? No

He was notoriously on time. He was the most punctual rapper of all time. Yes, exactly You said 12 o'clock. So this is just a little glimpse. This is just a little glimpse behind the curtain No, this is just a little glimpse. This is just a little glimpse behind the curtain. Francis is a racist. And then I got here. Don't like that. Don't like that at all. I got here at 1228.

And Francis strolled in around 1237. Now let's add a little more piece of context. Originally we were supposed to meet at noon. That is true. That was when we were scheduled for. Roan was here at noon. I was, I've been in the office since. I actually, I saw Rhone walk in.

To the room? To the office. Yeah, I was here at noon. No. Yeah, he was dude, because I was here at 930 and he came in downstairs at noon. Relax. The hell are you getting here at 930 for?

Trying to prove something? I mean, that's just weird. You might as well be in charge if you're here at 930. Were you here at 930? I don't know. Were you the only person here? No, there were people here. Really? People come to work.

But bar stool starting time is 10. Everyone knows that. It's not true. That's what it's been since day one. Early bird gets the worm. Work starts at 10. There's worms out in the cracks here. Tell me you've seen the OG video with Dave and fights. Work starts at 10. There's worms out in the cracks here. Tell me you've seen the OG video with Dave and fights.

Work starts at 10. I, of course I've seen the video. Someone needs to brush up on their bar stool history. I mean, we have our company meeting today. I don't even know if you knew that. I did not. When is that? Do you have a company email?

I do. When was the last time you logged into that? Are you sure your contract re-upped? Yes, I actually have to company email. I do. When was the last time you logged into that? Are you sure your contract re-upped? Yes, I actually have to sign it. Yeah, maybe that's why you didn't get the email. I know. You're still technically unemployed, but it's gonna be the usual fucking rigmarole from Dave.

He's gonna mow some people down. I think so. People are gonna get chewed out, spit out. I was not mentally prepared for that meeting. Those meetings always drive me fucking nuts. Why? Cause I, like, it's always like, they just say all these people

that are doing better than us. And then they're like, son of a boy dad still exists, I guess, and uh. Do they even say that? The first year we did the podcast, we were like a focal point of the meeting. It was like son of a boy dad, macro dosing, killing it. In the culture section.

And then the next year it was like macro dosing is doing really well. Those meetings like Dave or Big Cat will always take a chance to take a shot at like Mincy or White Sox Dave. Oh yeah. Yeah. We'll be like, and fucking Mincy's over here I guarantee that happens oh we need to record just that part just so we can put out the joke as proof who do you guys think what's the odds of the person to have that joke made about them I think it's probably negative or like minus 150 I'll tell you exactly exactly what's gonna happen

mincy will do something I didn't know my mic was on. Yeah, his mic will be on something like that. Jerry will ask an insane question. 100%. Yeah. Do we have to pay taxes? There was one meeting that we had, I forget, with that guy. I don't want to say that. I'm not gonna, I don't want to put any smut on Jerry's name. It's not smut. I don't know to say that. I'm not going to. I don't want to put any smile on Jerry's name. It's not a smut. I don't know. Yes, we had to pay taxes.

Yeah, yes. We had to pay taxes. And then there was another meeting for the draft king's thing where he asked something. I forget what it was, but it was crazy. And everyone was like, nope. But yeah, those meetings are fun. So those are definitely. And then Whiteox Dave maybe could be a person that gets shit on.

Nate. Nate. Nate. Nate, Nate is. Smitty. I don't think Smitty will get shit on. Really? Not anymore. Why? Smitty's in charge now.

Smitty won a big lawsuit against Dave. Now he owned Barstool. Damn. Yeah, work place defamation. What, did Smitty quit? No. Oh, you guys were looking at me like he quit. No. He's, uh, I don't know what's going on there.

Best of, best wishes to Smiti. Yeah. I'm, I'm hoping for him. You know Smiti used to do stand-up? I do. I did know that. He opened for me and Donnie at Punchline many years ago. Yeah, he told me about it. He said that, uh. He said that he was like a big barstool crowd. And he said that he went out and he just tried to do like the five minutes that he did like years ago at like open mics.

And he said none of it was working. So then he was just like, isn't Nate just a fucking piece of shit? And the crowd went like nuts. He just completely bailed from the material. It's hilarious. How much you guys think Dave makes? Where's Big Cat guys? Am I right? That's hilarious.

You know, in the bracket today, they're doing stand-up comics. Are you guys either of you on it? They asked me to be. Did you not ask me to be? Or did you take them up on the offer? I don't know. I always sort of equivocate. Yeah. Is that the right word? Probably. I just remember last time we did that we did funniest people. Me and Francis did the white

socks date. What is the podcast? Oh yeah, the red line. We did the red line. No, the draft. The dog walk. The dog walk. We did the dog walk draft. You said plankton from SpongeBob. No, I said, for standup comedian, I said Louis CK. And then they posted the results of who had the best draft on the Barstool Instagram, and everyone was like, whoever took Louis CK and overall number one is a fucking idiot.

And I was like, I thought that was like a pretty good Pretty chalk pick. Yeah, I think it's a good option too. But, I mean, I think Plankton from Spongebob ruined your draft. I didn't have Plankton from Spongebob. Who'd you have from Spongebob? No one. Someone from Spongebob. Patrick.

Patrick. No! Patrick. There was no cartoons involved, were there? You didn't think Patrick is funny or? People didn't like Patrick is funny or? Patrick's always been funny. People didn't like that I had funniest politician

and I had Putin as mine. People didn't think that was. Yeah, it was a terrible thing. People thought that was a pretty bad one. Yeah. And I kind of, it wasn't a great one. You gotta dig real deep to make that work. It's obviously Zelensky.

Sure, well, Zelensky was a comedian, right? Yeah. Exactly. Wasn't he like an actor and he played a president in the show and then they were like, Zolinski. Sure, well, Zolinski was a comedian, right? Yeah, exactly. Wasn't he like an actor and he played a president in the show and then they were like, we like this guy so much in the show, we're just gonna make him the president? To be honest with you, I have not really followed him

that much, I'd rather we focus on our issues at home. Right. Understood, hey, and agreed. Totally, who's your guys top 16 seeds for the bracket? Who would your top 16? Fun no comics yeah funniest comics ever comics chapelle chapelle Louie Louie Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy Bill Burr Bill Burr for me I mean Patrice Bernie Mac Bernie Mac probably put Gatsby in there at this point Sebastian right or Gatsby Sebastian right

Chris Rock Chris Rock Chris Rock do you see his monologue? No very I watched like two minutes of it very funny Yeah, I always see the they checked him for baby oil on the way in. Yeah, no, yeah, that was funny. But he had a joke. I thought this was like one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard him tell, but it was about how people were saying that Trump's a rapist, and they were like, we elected a rapist. And he was like, are people not aware of the history of America? He's like, I have seven rapists in my wallet right now. He's like, I have seven rapists in my wallet right now. I don't know if that was a great joke. That is.

Fuck yeah. What a great history. I know. You're going to get us demonetized with that potty mouth talk though. What can you do? Carlin Dangerfield, Michelle Wolf. I put Seinfeld on there. Seinfeld.

Seinfeld. Romano, Oswald. These are a little more gray. Straying a little farther from the. I might go like Sam Kinison and I would put, weirdly this is the more of a me thing but Lewis Black was somebody that I adored growing up yeah and thought he was so funny. Skip on the Daily Show. Skip I'm going right to... You could make an argument for

Kevin Hart. You could make an argument for Earthquake. Yeah definitely Earthquake maybe Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart's early stuff was really funny. He had three or four specials in a row. Yeah. When you put that many out in a row that are that good, that got better too. Yeah. I mean, that puts you in the conversation.

John Mulaney, definitely. Mulaney, absolutely. Chazelnick. Patrice Rogan, Tony, Moog. Moog. Have we named a woman yet? We haven't. I said Michelle Wolf. You guys fucking spit at the floor.

Michelle Wolf. Michelle Wolf, Wolf Blitzer, Wolfgang Puck, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf. Yes, the Boy Who Cried, of course. Wolf, comma, Boy Who Cried. In parentheses. These are obvious. Schumer, when she's stealing sass is best shit. Yeah. Can't forget about that.

The I have you told the story yet about how you confronted her about that? I heard you've been stealing my pit and she was like, parallel thinking, parallel thinking. And you're like, it's too fucking close. It's too close for comfort Schumer, cut it out. You slapped the latte out of her hand. DC. We already said DC. Cormier, Daniel Cormier?

Did we say DC? Yeah, of course. He was like the first one we DC. Cormier? Daniel Cormier? Did we say DC? Yeah, of course. He was like the first one we said. Dane Cook? That's a misdirection if I ever saw one. No, it's not. He refers to himself as DC.

Who's the best woman comedian ever? Silverman. Joan Rivers is the answer, right? Yeah. Over Silverman? Over Jensen? Silverman, Joan Rivers is the answer right? Yeah. Over Silverman? Over Jensen? Silverman, Joan Rivers. Over Schumer, early shit? Over Wanda Sykes? Wanda Sykes is a good answer. Wanda Sykes is a good one. I saw her do stand up at the garden. Over fucking Ellen? Ellen? The two different ways to- Ellen? There's- she said there's two different ways that you could use this maneuver with your hand.

Going up to reach for toilet paper or going down to reach for pickles. She had a good bit about getting out of the shower and scooting across the floor on the bath mat to get to the towel on the other side. I don't remember what it was, but it was funny Obviously go malli Go malli is that what they're calling her now? Yeah, I like that Go malli rest in peace To go mouse. Yeah goat malli the goat malli

Sad to lose goat malli The goat Mally, sad to lose goat Mally. It's been a long day without you my friend. Can I tell you all about it when I see you again? Did I ever tell you about when I was in high school and they like randomly like junior year, they started playing music over the loudspeakers in between classes? That's kind of nice.

No, it was terrible. Why? It made you feel like you were in a fucking movie at all times. That sounds nice. But they would play songs like that. Like you'd be like walking. How can we not talk about

the Hollywood fatties all that we got? They played, I remember, I have such a vivid memory of walking to my science class and them playing like, once I was seven years old. And I was like, I was so mad. It's like, who is this for? It's the deep planning music. Yeah, exactly. Who's like, I'm, everyone's pissed off. No one wants to be there. And then they're playing this fucking bullshit, like sad music over the loudspeaker. Have you ever seen the clip of the football team singing that song though?

Once I was seven years old. Oh yeah, I have seen that. Obviously, it's a black football team, so they're singing it with a beautiful soul. Mama told me, get yourself some, and they just repeat that part of it. Have you seen this Francis? No, I haven't I haven't seen that I'd like to I love watching football teams saying yeah Call me maybe What comes up someone sent me a link though Someone sent me a link saying that there's a firefighter who's gonna be in the next class that has a history of pornography

Next class of what firefighter like she's in the next class that has a history of pornography. Next class of what? Firefighter. Like she's in the next, like pro B class. Oh. Who has a pornography background. I'm very lost. Someone sent me a, how did we get to this? I opened my phone. I opened my phone and someone had sent me this link. Oh wow. That's at the top. A hub link, which unopened though. Unopened. It was unopened. I never crossed over to the hub.

You hadn't even verified your age yet. Yeah, I could be any age. I usually just tell them I'm underage, just so I don't have to see it. If you went on a first date with a girl and then went home later that night and saw her in an adult video, would that disqualify her from being in your life? Or would it incentivize you even further? Definitely wouldn't incentivize me further. Probably would disqualify. Right? It's definitely. I know that's not really a progressive answer. I have to show you this. Please.

And we'll get back to this pornography discussion. If they start harmonizing, I'm I love it. It's nice, dude. All their practice jerseys are not the same. So you know that that's a school that's really fallen on hard times. Right. They need to, like it means more when those are the brothers. Yeah, exactly. Those are kids that were displaced by Hurricane Katrina and were blown by the winds to different schools and brought together by song more than the football itself.

Yeah, exactly. Now you can break their homes, but you can't break their spirits. Exactly. And they were bonded by song. I don't need to see the movie. I don't need an hour and 30 minutes about them. I know the whole story from a 34-second clip. Yeah. You see it all unfold.

That offensive lineman there, which is what I'm going to assume he was based on his weight. He probably played both ways. Well, that and also he misses the first quarter of the state championship, which they miraculously arrive at because he's competing in the acapella championships. Right. Yeah. He goes with the team's blessing, which was hard for them to get to. But also he goes with his parents blessing because they're both pastors and they're like, boy, we don't want you singing that devil music. I know, I know. But then they come around. It's a

real kind of- Well, because he snuck on the bus and then they see him there. They like drive up and they're about to stop him, but then they hear him singing the a capella and they start crying in the audience. They know what it means to him. They know what it means to him. Yes, exactly. I mean, it unfolds right in front of your eyes. Then there's a guy next to him who tries to like make the kind of like funny harmonies with him. He's like a class clown and all of high school he just wants to be taken seriously. And then they see him in this video class president. Yes. Yes upward mobility breaking through barriers It's all great, but it is not as good as coda If these boys were deaf, yeah singing would sound a lot worse boys your words not mine. I prefer

men coda yes, and and it has nothing to do with the deafness or the racial makeup of the thug. What's wrong with you? It will be so funny. Clip it. It will be so funny to hear them going. All different pitches. Sass is watching you with a, he's wanting it. He's wanting more deaf voice.

The devil or like a deaf band or something like that. Like a deaf marching band where they're all playing but none of it sounds cohesive at all. Deaf marching band, I'll look it up. They have to march on a special pad that they can feel the vibrations through their feet. Yeah. Francis, I took the subway into work today. I'm so happy to hear it.

Any bags? No bags. There was an older man walking up the staircase, though, in front of me. And you grabbed the back of his belt loop and kind of felt him? No, I grabbed his ass cheeks and I kind of just gently guided him up the staircase. I'm happy to hear this. Yeah.

It was like grabbing two very left out pancakes. Just wrinkled and soggy. I was walking behind him and I was thinking about that and I was like this would be so funny if I just gently grabbed his ass and started just pushing him up the stairs. I love it. He just sits and just giving you some help. He just lets you do it. Yeah. With the New York version of a Sisyphean venture where at the top of the staircase he just tumbles back on down to you and you fall to the bottom to begin again. He unhooks his belt buckle,

just gives you some raw ass cheek to grab. Could be better for the grip for sure. Do you know what a Sisyphean Venture is? I do. You know Sisyphus? Yeah, of course. It's what happens when you don't wrap up. Hmm?

It's what happens when you don't wrap up. Hmm? It's what happens when you don't wrap up. There's a video about a deaf drummer. On that second date with that porn star. Oh yeah, we never got back to that. So what was your answer? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What was your answer? I would like to avoid the Sisyphus, so I am not going to see her again. Sisyphus. Hahaha. Well, you just, there's like a shot, or no, there's a pill for it now. Is there? I am not going to see her again. Sisyphus.

Well, you just, there's like a shot or no, there's a pill for it now. Is there? For Sisyphus. I think there is. I think syphilis is like the easy, one of the easier ones these days. I think they're all curable except for herpes. Herpes you live with forever. Well, it is prep just treat,

prep just treats and manages HIV symptoms. I think it prevents it from- Becoming AIDS. No, I think you don't have it. You don't have AIDS or HIV. You take prep and it won't let you get it. But once you have it- Does it also do something there too?

I don't know. I'm asking. Oh, so it's like a vaccine. It like prevents it from coming out. Yeah. And I've said this before. I don't know why a bigger deal was not made about that drug. Yeah, you have said that. Because it just solved AIDS and nobody, there was no, as far as I can tell, there was no

like eureka moment. Because people are like, ugh, good. Like, fucking deal with that. There definitely is like a stigma around AIDS still It's just not as funny anymore There was like a time period where it was far enough removed from 1980 when it all started But like not enough into like the woke world or whatever 2013 when AIDS jokes reign supreme 2013 I think it was like 96 to 2013. Yeah for me it was definitely 2013 AIDS was everything I've said it before we used to say

Something like if something you oh, we have a test tomorrow Rather have a test tomorrow in math. No, you just saw that's AIDS. Oh AIDS was your AIDS was for that's thing. Yeah, exactly. Hmm, but everyone said it like everybody And then if you actually got AIDS, would you be like, bad news, I have a test tomorrow? Bad news, test tomorrow? Worse. I took a test and it turns out I have a test tomorrow. I failed to prep.

I don't even think I knew what AIDS was at the time. I think it was just like everyone was under the, like that was what AIDS was, it was bad. It was amazing for the battle rap community. AIDS? I mean, making jokes about AIDS was, this one dude was like, you had a HIV test and got an A-I-D-S. Ooh.

So succinct, that's the source. Succinct, like tightly written, the reveal, the level to which it all rhymes. I fuck with that pretty heavily. AIDS, I think someone would just end around with AIDS. AIDS. Dude, an AIDS joke still plays, is that like a solid AIDS joke? Nah, does it? Oh yeah.

I think PrEP not only knocked out the AIDS, but I think it kind of ruined it as a fountain for comedy. No, AIDS is still a... You think it plays still? I don't know. Harry's a different generation. I think an AIDS joke still hits. If it's a good one, like Always Sunny, and any time they bring up AIDS in Always Sunny,

it's the funniest moment of the show. LAUGHS But Frank, when they're at the, they go to the water park and they're, and they're trying to, they see that they see the child with cancer get escorted to the front of the line because he is cancer. And then, uh, and then it cuts and it's, it's, it's Frank with like cuts all over his chest and he's walking through the line and he's going, I got the AIDS, I got the HIV. And they let him go to the front of the line.

Speaking of lines, I was, I told you guys I went to that sports bar on Saturday and got pretty banged up. Did I tell you that? You told me that in passing in person, not on the pod. Oh, okay. I don't believe I heard this. I went to a bar on Saturday and got banged up. Hardest door in the city.

Banged up. Middle of the day. That's fun Saturday and got banged up. Hardest door in the city. Banged up. Middle of the day. That's fun. Just really banged up. Yeah. Did you throw up? No, that was earlier in the week. That was earlier in the week.

For after lunch. Yes. After boozy brunch, she came to the stand and told me I threw up. After the one you had to get out of here for with all your buddies? Yeah, and it wasn't even the booze. It was all the red meat I ate and the creamed corn and creamed spinach.

Yeah, that's way worse. Created a witch's brew in my stomach, because I only had two drinks. No, that's soft then. That's way worse. It was the food that made me throw up. Yeah, that's like a worse puke though. And I went home, it is.

I'm telling Biz, Whit, and Will about that, bro. Please don't. I'm gonna tell them that you threw up after two drinks. I went home and my cleaning lady was at my apartment and she had stripped the bed. She stripped the bed. She was ass naked. I went into my bedroom and said,

I'm just gonna lie down for a little. And she was like, there's no sheets on the bed. I said, doesn't matter. And I went in and I lay down on the bare bed. Just the mattress? Yep. With just the pillows, with their sort of feather stems sticking out. Just drunk as shit off cream corn. Yeah. And then 45 minutes later, she knocked on the door and woke me up because she had

to leave and wanted to make the bed. And because she woke me up when she did, I went straight from the bedroom to the bathroom and threw up while she was making the bed. Did she now? I have a really small apartment now. So she knew. Yeah. And she's been with me for like 10 years. Oh. It's family. So it was a shame. So she held her hair. She didn't really do anything to create ambient

noise that would have deflected from the scent of the vomiting. So she's getting a tip then. Big Christmas bonus. Yeah, she saw some nastiness. Did you have her... Bathroom might need a little work. You ever clean up the puke? No. Yeah, splattered a little bit. She'd already done the bathroom. I know you just finished the bathroom, but could you just... But back to Saturday, I was in line. I arrived at the...

Yeah, I just blame it on what is this? Did you throw up in here? You threw up in my bathroom? Why would you use? Somebody's going to have to clean this up. 10 years I've been with you and you throw up in my bathroom. Well, I'm sick. You say I'm sick. You're going to upset me Matilda. You're going to upset me Matilda. That would be so funny. That'd be nasty, but very fucked up and not okay.

I wouldn't do it. And I'm glad you didn't. I'm not wearing any underwear right now. I don't know what happened. It's a very strange move, especially with jeans on. They're heavy jeans. I cannot think of a more uncomfortable way to go about the day.

He's going to have a bleeding tip. Yeah. He's going to go with a shaved tip. Nick said that he, uh, he said like for his entire life, up until maybe the last 10 years, he never would wear underwear and he would wear jeans constantly with no underwear. And he said that he has, that his dick, he said his dick is a callus. Callus to the head. He said that he feels no pleasure. Callous. He said his dick is a callous. Callous to the head.

He said that he feels no pleasure from sex at all. The tip of his penis looks like a thumb of a guitarist. Just like a Dominican baseball player's palm. Yeah, a rowers palm. Yeah. Oh my God. A rowers palms. Oh my god. No feeling for a second. All the sensations in the shaft.

Just lower, lower, lower. Don't even put your mouth over the top. Just start at the bottom. What were we thinking? Were you just trying to show some neck today? Were you just trying to give the... I mean the ladies had, you know, seven ago, accessorized the nipple in a way that we need to be combating against as men. And I have some brothers, some brothers from back home who, they'll wear the sweatpants

with no fucking, with no underwear. I see a lot of photos of... Show their penis on TikTok. I see a lot of brothers that they'll sag no underwear. Show neck. Just show and puke. Show front neck. Just show, like sagging and showing puke.

Right, show hash-ass. Kind of an odd move, but I guess that's a big thing. Show a vein. Show like the suggestion of a vein. Yeah, it's a little out there. It's insane. It's so out there. Hairball doesn't even have to sag.

The pubes just show through his pants. Yeah, they pop up on the top I finally hope you're the other day clog your damn drain scene it's always it because I always get your cleaning over who shaved their the fucking maintenance man has to come up with gloves gloves on you've been with me for six weeks we got to God, we gotta talk about that. What? The DM that I sent you guys that I got.

So I talked about it a while ago, obviously if you listen to the podcast you'll probably remember when I was in Baltimore I clogged the toilet at the hotel and I clogged the toilet at the hotel and I went downstairs asked for a plunger. They didn't have a plunger, so the toilet remained clogged the entire time. So the entire weekend. If you're wondering about this, we talked about it for an entire episode. Yeah, it was a long episode.

So get the longer story back then. But some dude DM'd me, cause everyone was like, the big, the focal point of that episode was like, how does the hotel not have a plunger? Right. Right? That was the, kind of the biggest, like in what world does a hotel not have a plunger? Right. That was the biggest, in what world does a hotel not have a plunger?

This dude DM'd me and he said, clogged a hotel toilet last night. They send the maintenance guy up with gloves on, no plunger. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

She's sending a young cadet into battle with only a bayonet on a stick. Burn your teeth. No fucking gun. Just fucking latex gloves, a young cadet into battle with only a bayonet on a stick. No fucking gun. Just fucking latex gloves, just like jamming your hand down the toilet. Only wrist high.

Yeah, yeah. Like so it goes past it. Not even long gloves. You're still dipping your arm in the shit water. If that happened to me, I would be like, dude, give me the gloves, I'll do this. If someone's using their hands, I'd rather it be me than you. I think the technique there is you got to stir it like you might stir a drink with your finger.

You just got to stir it. Stir it up. I'd rather a long knife or something, or like bring in a stick. Yeah. Yeah. There's got to be a better solution. There's got to be a better solution. That poor maintenance man.

Who had it worse? That maintenance man or Francis' cleaning lady? That maintenance man by a lot. Yeah. He had to fucking put his hands in someone's shit. It can't have been the first time though. Dude, I mean- And how do you not quit after the first time? But how do you not be like, hey, I'm just gonna, I'll just bring in my plunger. They're $1. Yeah, if this is gonna be something you guys are gonna make me do on a daily basis, having to go up and just raw dog shits all day, like maybe we invest in a plunger.

Or he like walk past a line of plungers. I was like, I like this shit. Yeah, I'm doing it the old fashioned way. I live for this shit. Show this man what a man's supposed to do. No maintenance guys have any integrity anymore This is how it's meant to be done. It's like is the way his grandfather did it So it's like in the movie the Italian job when the safecrackers will open it by touch. Yeah

And feeling it It's an instant release. Pffft. Pffft. Loosen the glove. Should be all good. If you get any more problems let me know. The toilet explodes behind him as he walks away. He just like taps the back of the toilet a couple times. And from that day forward he never used a plunger again.

Like a Heinz bottle? Like when you tap the 57? toilet a couple times. And from that day forward, he never used a plunger again. Like a Heinz bottle, like when you tap the 57. Just has a stethoscope up to the back of a toilet. It's like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. It would be funny to go in and it's just all, he's just like trying to find the source of the problem. It's just all. Closing his eyes.

You find out when he walks out that he was blind the whole time. Yeah, yeah. I saw a blind lady this morning. No. Yeah. Yeah. By Seeless Manor. I saw a blind lady this morning at one of those like little side street general markets off the train station. And I was like like how do you even how do you even know that's there how'd you find it how do blind people

find Braille cuz I've been wondering this for so long dude Braille's got to be I'm like this might be pretty dumb to say I think Braille like do blind people even use Braille that's like letters letters think so but like if you're going to the bathroom, and they're like, oh, the bathroom's over here, like then what? Or what is the chance that the wall that you're touching has Braille on it?

I think there are a lot of blind people who don't have a person with them to say, that's the men's, that's the women's, if that's what you mean. Bathroom is the most used. But then how do you even know where the bathroom is? Because first of all, not all blind people are equally blind. Some can see shapes.

But most of them are probably like daredevil and they just hear a toilet flush and they just are like, they can echo locate it like a dolphin. Yeah, the world opens up. That is true, your senses enhance, you probably smell the shits Yeah, yeah like the Barnes and Noble you can hear like the distance between

The penis shaft and the water that is flashing as opposed to the vagina and where that's splashing from yeah Oh, that's closer. That must be the men's room. Yeah, you hear the fucking overwhelming Sound of liquid being dumped into the toilet and you go that must be the men's room. Yeah. You hear the fucking overwhelming sound of liquid being dumped into the toilet and you go, that must be the woman's bathroom. Sounds like a fucking fire hydrant just exploded. Someone took a bayonet to a bag of wine. It just fucking splatters. Like you pop the fucking water balloon. Gross. Girls are gross. I was in line at a sports bar this past Saturday.

The one that you went to. Yeah. Did you talk about this on the pod already? No, I didn't. You're being so generous as to us letting those fucking step all over your stories. I'm okay with it. I've learned to be patient.

We did get some good riffs in there. Those are some good riffs. They were worth it. You have to admit. Yeah. The toilet stuff was good. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm glad I waited.

Yeah, and you've been patient. But I got in the line and my friends were already inside and there was a gigantic line because it was SantaCon. Oh yes, yes, yes. And it's the toughest door in the city. That's what we've been saying. This place is a fucking tough door. Tough door, Tough door. What's the place called? Yeah. Rocco's. Do you know Rocco's? It's like that Italian guy's the bouncer and he's like, what is this?

Daniel Jones jersey. He's already on the Viking. They had, they had issued a proclamation on their website or something that said nobody that is dressed in Santa or Christmas attire is gonna be allowed in today. And every single person in line had done SantaCon and was wearing a Santa hat or some bullshit. And there was just a guy going up and down the line telling these people, like, you can't wear that. We're not letting you in if you're in there.

And people would just take it off, get inside and put the hat back on. But I was in the very back of the line. My friends were inside. There were probably 40 people between me and the door, all dressed in Santa shit. And the, the group in front of me, people kept joining their group from out of the line. That's bogus. And all of these people knew who I was. And they were like, Francis, what are you doing in line?

You should be able to cut the line. And I said, no, I can't do that. And for whatever reason, this just was a big collection of people that knew who I was. They were all wishing me well in surviving bar stool, things like that. Well, it's SantaCon, that's our demo. That is our exact demo.

They were trying to urge me to go to the front. They kept trying to convince me that I was worthy of cutting everyone. But I knew that the worst thing that could happen would be for me to take them up on their advice, go to the front and be like, here I am. And the guy be like, I don't fucking care. And then have to walk back to the back in shame. Yes. Which I said would be more shameful than the walk you do to the top of the water park slide line, you get to the slide, chicken out

and have to go back down. Yes. Which was featured in Malcolm in the Middle. Classic. As the greatest walk of shame that you could have. I had a similar walk of shame. I think I've told that when I had to get, when I was young and I was skiing and I had to get brought down on the stretcher because I couldn't go down the Black Diamond. I don't know that story. I've definitely told that story. But that doesn't sound like the type of skiing prowess that would lead you to grinding rails.

I was very young. Yeah, well. I was in second grade. Real park rats start young. Not me, I was a late bloomer. And the fear never leaves you. But so what happened? I just stood there patiently and kept sort of deflecting

and now they were like talking to me and then one of them said something and he spit all over me by accident. Oh, okay. So now you have to confront him. So now it's on site. And then I wanted him, I kind of wanted him to like wipe it off himself. Yeah. Don't you think? That's understandable.

Well, what were you wearing? I had a glob of spit on my coat. What was the outfit? Give us the outfit and the prices. Was it your good coat? It was good stuff. It was not my really, really good coat, but it was a very good coat. And it was- So like $1,500? Not far.

At $2,000. I'm like pissed for you right now. I had a glob of spit. That would send me over the edge. I don't know what I would do. And I wanted him, I didn't know, I couldn't say, Hey, can you, can you wipe that off so that I don't have to? And I just sort of let it bleed into me. Oh, and I because I didn't want to

set I didn't want to go like I didn't have it. I didn't really know what to do. I didn't throw up. Yeah, you let the set in your coat. All he did was he was like, I just spit all over you. Sorry. So he knew he. All he did was he was like I just spit all over you. Sorry So he knew what he saw. It was a big he was like five Francis and it just all came out in Fucking you got to grab his sleeve or his Santa hat or his elf costume and just be like hey

Let me borrow this and just do it and make up make a joke of it They really use him and and he to the that point, he wasn't afraid to touch me because then he started grabbing my shoulder and trying to pull me to go to the front of the line to cut everyone. Oh, that sounds like hell. It was not great. It was not great.

That's why you had to get in there. You were like five Jager shots. Yeah, and then finally, one of my friends came out and told the bouncer, hey, he's part of our group or something, and they let me in. That's good. Money talks too. One of those, Sly, one of those rapists

sent to the fucking guy's hands. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, so. No, I don't think that Ben Franklin was that rapey. I think they all probably were. I think he was the worst. I thought he was the least. I think he was the worst. I thought he was the least.

I think he was the worst. I think he was like a womanizer, but I think that they all wanted to be around him because they're sapiosexuals and they loved his ideas. Interesting. Didn't Louis have a bit about Ben Franklin fucking the guy's wife in France or something? Yeah. Yeah. It's hilarious.

It's really good. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, I need to educate myself on both the situation and the bit. There's that one movie about, well, actually, no reason to get into that. What was it? The Last Duel? It was like a French movie or the movie is about like a French, like two knights in the

1400 and one of them takes advantage of the other one's wife. It's Matt Damon. I watched that. It's amazing. That's an amazing, and they tell it from the three different perspectives. Yes. That's an amazing movie.

I've never seen it. It's really, really good. Bro, you would love this movie. You gotta watch it. The Last Duel. It's Adam Driver as well. Matt Damon and some woman. I'm surprised I haven't heard of this.

Kind of flew under the radar. Affleck is in it. It was one of the movies, one of the rare movies I watched, not just twice, but three times. I'll come back to it. Wow. It's excellent. Is it called The Last Duel? They have it out via joust, but it's joust to the death. And that spoils nothing because the's the movie starts with that.

That's interesting. I'll have to check that out. You definitely have to check it. I bought tickets for Game Time, the Complete Unknown. Yeah. The movie. Watch party. There's a we're ready out of there's an early screening tomorrow before Christmas. So I bought tickets last night. And I was like, pretty pumped. I was like, this is great. I can't believe I bought tickets last night and I was like pretty pumped.

I was like, this is great. I can't believe I got tickets for this. Surprised it wasn't sold out. And then I was like, I opened up my email to check the tickets, add them to the wallet. They are for Christmas Day. So if I came in here a little hot, seeming a little not in my best mood. That was the business you were taking care of? That was the reason. Fandango refunded my $25. I was very excited to see the movie and I was really looking forward to seeing it before

Christmas because I don't want to go see it when I'm back home. Why not? You want to be able to tell everyone, have you seen this movie? Because the movie theaters back home are not the movie theaters that They are here. There's no recliners. There must be some that have recliners for sure in Boston well, I'm not gonna be going to a movie theater in Boston. I'll be going to a movie theater in the suburbs of Massachusetts I'm pretty confident. You could find one that has recliner seats near there's like three movie theaters near me unless they've redone them But the last time I've been to those movie theaters, they're not recliners. We need that's why I think I've said like the first time I ever Am oh yeah tree yeah, dude the movie theater is like like I never I didn't even know that existed like the recliner thing until

I'm until I went to school in Chicago, and then when I moved here and went to the movies Right that was the first time I'd ever been to a movie theater that had the recliners. That's true for me too. I didn't experience the recliners in movies, which I'll reiterate, terrific for fingering. Yes. But-

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A stench. Uh oh. Of body. Just body. And there's three people in there I've never seen before. Two women and one man. And the guy, curly hair, kind of hairy chest chain type of deal. Italian.

Split, Greek maybe? Greek, even worse. Something Mediterranean. Even smellier. Doing like a split lunge or something like that. The women are? Bulgarians perhaps Maybe bulb it. I think it was a Bulgarian split squat. I think that he was doing

And not weighted but enough that it was a good amount of exertion kettlebell swings 15 pound kettlebell. What's the one where you put your you put one leg elevated like that and then you squat Yeah, that's what he was doing. That's what he was doing Those are hell. Those are tough tough he was doing. Those are hell. Those are tough. Tough on the knee. Those are so brutal. I did those yesterday.

He was perspiring. Yeah. That's a perspiring exercise. Yeah. And then I check over the two women are fucking cranking like an overhead press type of thing. They're watching a video. Armpit hair? Armpit hair.

And the room was, you could see the smell smell ladies. Can we class it up, please? Can we class it up? Well, then we don't ask for much as men. I mean I saw than a clean shave I wasn't even asking for that It was that it was painting the picture with the smell that it was like a strong smell and there were clear culprits Never had seen them before but whatever I hit the incline tread 15, 2.8. And I'm 15 on the incline. Oh, how long? Hour.

What? No. For real? Yeah, 2.8. You do an hour of that? An hour on 15? On the elevation. That's crazy.

I did 20 minutes on 15 on 3.1. I do At 2.8, but I don't even if even if I went to 2.8 an hour feels like an eternity I did 20 minutes and I was drenched in sweat. Yeah that three times this week you throw on a show Whatever I motor through dude throwing on a show I was watching Barstool Survivor while doing it like it flies Did you forget that you're on your exercise? Yeah, I was howling. I have to play games I have to play backgammon or chess while I'm doing which is a little bit more core for you You're engaging your lower. Oh, do you have your hands on? Oh god? No, I don't touch that No, either. You got a free walk doing that is you're not even exercise. Yeah, you take the incline out of it

a free walk in. Doing that is you're not even exercising. Yeah, you take the incline out of it. Yeah. You know who does that? Like that. You know who is a big proponent of that move? Girls. Yeah. Yeah. Well, girls kind of also invented the incline treadmill walk. I know, but I mean- It is a girl workout. Woe betide me, it is very girl. And maybe I shouldn't be the one who's coming into their space and telling them how to do it, but they're just dangling on. Yeah. It's like walking in zero gravity. Yes. It's actually, I think it's actually easier than just walking.

It's more of an arm workout than anything. Yeah. You're really just engaging your triceps. It is good training for pushing a baby stroller. Yes, or holding a, or dragging a baby stroller down a hill. So these people leave, the three people leave. And most of the, there were like eight people in it max, which is not that big of a gym,

but there are a lot of people. It gets down to like two or three people and there's turnover because I'm on there for the hour. And another woman comes in, gives me a dirty look and cracks a window. Wow. As if I, cause there's no visual evidence of these three other people who were in the room.

Yikes. Clear culprits. Yeah. Clear culprits. The type of exercises, their physiogenetic traits. Yeah, that ain't right. You could have said something. Not my, not my stench lady.

I think you say it smelled this way when I got here. I'm with you. It's terrible. Greeks, Bulgarians. Yeah, that there were Bulgarians, a couple Turkish boys were in here earlier. Romanian deadlifts, Bulgarian split squats, Hungarian rapsodies. Just want to give you a little heads up. Couple Italians were in here when I got here.

Not me. I should have given her. I should have started lifting right by her and just given her. Get a whiff, that's Dove. Yeah, that's Old Spice. That's my little secret right there. That's actually women's deodorant.

The social contract. Is that the Dove? My little secret? Secret is. All right, I got a good thing. What a pull. I got a really good exercise for you guys, and I'm going to try to do it with this one. I did a bunch of these yesterday.

Hit us. So, give you a clean, right like that. Oh, my shoulder's popping out with that one. My arm would be on with that one. Down. Down. My arm would be on the ground next to me. If I did that, my arm is going with the kettlebell through the ceiling? I mean, don't even.

You just want it to show off. No, no. Don't do it with that heavy. Don't be giving us that workout like that's something that either of us could do. Do it with a 35. I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it with something light. And you do. I'm going to start very light. I don't even know why I workout like that's something that either of us could do. Do it with a 35. I'll do it with something light.

I'm going to start very light. I don't even know if I could do that without weight. Ten on each side for like four sets and you hit so many different muscle groups. I love it. That's a good full body. I'll tell you what, my wife has some of the five pounders, you know, you can throw around and I'll put one of the sandbag wristlets on and I'll do that. Just do a kind of freeway bodyweight. I shouldn't have done it with the left hand.

Imagine if Joe Rogan's face had smashed the watch. I feel like you could sue Rogan for that. You probably could. At least you could sue Onnit for that. I'm kind of surprised that Onnit hasn't reached out to us and been like, thanks for broadcasting our product. I did have five different guys reach out and say, hi, I'm a custom kettlebell mold forger. Let me know if you want us to make you one. And I went, are you for real? And they went, no. Each and every one. Five different guys made that joke, which was great. That's classic. I would love to have how it's made episode about forging our faces into kettlebells.

I'm not a huge workout. That looks like you're doing that workout at the gym. A lot of people are watching. No. Being like, what's up with this fucking guy? Dude, honestly, I don't really, first of all, I don't really care. To me, when I'm at the gym, I stay in my space, I don't make much noise, and I don't, the biggest thing that bothers me at the gym

more than anything is people who are on a rack or in a bench or at a station, and they're just on their phone, sitting there, wasting space that could be used. So my whole thing is I'm trying to get through it as fast as possible, wipe it down, free it up for the next person. I put my weights back on the right racks.

I'm a good gym. Put your weights back where you found them, wipe them off. Leave it cleaner than when you left. Or yeah, when you found it. Yeah. Yeah, hey look, I'm glad that we all have proper gym etiquette. Yeah. Because there's a lot of people out there that do not. There's a guy at this gym I go to on it's the Lifetime on 23rd and 6th and There's an area of the gym where- That's where Daniel Penny was on his way to.

Really? That lifetime. Huh. Go ahead. Okay. You probably worked out with him. Me what? I'm lost here. He's the guy who choked and killed the homeless guy on the subway.

But there's an area where there's treadmills and there are two rows that are facing each other and then in the middle of them is just an open space. But nobody really uses it because you're in the middle of like 20 people on treadmills who are watching you and working out. There's one dude who goes in there and I've seen him there every single day that I've been there at peak hours, five o'clock, who all he does is he's got this like,

he gets one of those boxes, like the foam box that you do a box jump onto, not foam, but whatever, padded thing. Yeah. And he jumps onto it and does a handstand, but it's not like a controlled handstand. I mean, he's waving, he looks like he's in a pool. And he's waving his feet around and holding on

for like three, four seconds, and then he falls off. It looks like he's trying to learn how to break dance. And he's doing this in the most visible place, clearly thinks he's showing off. Yeah. But looks insane. Complete bald sort of skinhead, lots of tattoos that don't. How old? He wears a wife beater with yellow shorts.

Oh, well, that's all you need to know. Yellow shorts. But he's like kind of wiry. I mean, he doesn't, he's, he's, he's trim, but it's the most disruptive freakish exercise. Yeah. I don't like when people do shit like that. That I've ever seen. Like you ever see when the dudes do the, like they'll, they'll, they'll grab the pull-up

bar and then they'll put their legs around it and they'll do like the full like body setups and it's like, dude, just do sit ups. That would be so much more controlled and discreet than what this guy is doing. It's not that discreet though, when you're working out and then you look over and there's a dude upside down. That workout is only acceptable if you're on a playground with jeans and Timbs on.

Yeah. Yeah. And no shirt. That's the only time. You've been shot nine times. Or if you're in full camouflage. You times in your music video with Dr. Dre. That's a 50 Cent for you. That was a 50 Cent reference that he just blessed you with.

I don't know that. You can play it on that. A to the level, down to the don'ts on top. And I'm gonna shine on me until my heart stop going to envy me. 50 Cent. I'm aware. I'm a reps MVP. Yeah. I'm not going anywhere, so you should get to know me. You obviously don't know that bro.

Hate it or love it bro. I know the song. I put Lamborghini doors on my Escalade. Low pros so low. Looks like I'm riding on blades. The guy from Schultz. If I were a girl at your gym I would would be in the dead center just filming myself working out with all the treadmills right behind me and everybody. I'd be like, look at these perverts

watching me work out. You'd get so much online fucking love for that. What's the etiquette of asking a girl out at the gym? Is there any way to do that anymore or is that just completely, strictly forbidden? We all understand any way to do that anymore? Or is that just completely strictly forbidden? We all understand we can't do that now. You wait until they're filming and then you do it. That sounds like death. I think you wait till they're doing some like lateral pull downs or something. And then you go and you just grab the bar and rip it down with one arm.

Show her how strong you are. And you go, me, you, Rockos tonight. Make sure you don't wear any Santa gear. They won't let you in. And you just let go and it clanks. And then you disappear. I feel like I say this because it's understood that you're not supposed to ask girls out that you work with right? Yes, not that I would not that nothing against the women here. I just I don't know I mean people get married here

Well scary scary here, and they get married true work Gym these are off-limits. I feel like those were two pretty prominent places There are third spaces these days, or you know I guess work is a second space Jim I feel like it's kind of like you shouldn't because I feel like that's like going up to someone who's like in the middle of meditating and being like, hey, do you want to go out to, do you want to fuck me? Yeah, but okay, so fair enough. Agreed, agreed. But what about if you wait till they're done meditating slash done working out? Step one, step one, both of the people have to be really

hot. You have to be super hot. Both of them have to be really hot for it to work. Like you could pull off the going up to a girl at the gym. Like you're like a jacked in shape dude. Yeah. Like I- So is everybody at the gym? No. No, no, no. Oh God, no. No, you're right. You're a sorely mistaken. If I went up to a girl at the gym, they would be like, oh yeah, could you wipe down the, like they'd think I was an employee there. Right, they'd think you have a Purple Planet fitness shirt on. Yeah. Yeah.

But I think step two is, there has to have been a lot of eye contact made between the parties, unless. That's big, that's big. I feel like if you just go up to somebody who's like in their own world with big Headphones on like a low hat or something. What the fuck are you talking about? Who are you? Yeah, and it's got to be you got to be throwing up a lot of weight you think I don't know

Yes, yes 100 you dude you can't like if because if it's a girl that works out a lot say yeah Like if she's benching like 135 or something like that I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm not asking a girl who's benching That's just not really the type. I'm looking for right now. No offense to bench But if you're if you're benching as a woman even squatting though If you're if you're I'd much rather ask out a girl who's but if you're asking asking, if you're on the, say you're on the squat rack and there's a girl next to you on the squat rack and she's putting up, because I mean, you've seen girls squat, some of those girls are throwing up like 315.

But if you're benching with a bar, if you're benching with some dumbbells, okay, maybe just like something like at the- Yeah, fine, fine. Fine. But if you have a bar, if you have somebody spotting you and you're benching, that's insane. That's insane behavior. I think you gotta be putting up a lot more weight than they are to even consider asking them out.

Well, sure. I mean, yeah, I'm not looking for a fucking bodyguard. I guess this is really only applying to me Yeah, you have I guess there's not that many girls out there that are out benching you well Yeah, I mean I'm not I'm not out here trying to get find some girl to peg me at the gym, you know I'm not looking to get fucking rag dolled in the what is it the Samoan position. What is it called? Is that what Amazon? Samoan position. What is it called? Is that what it's called? Amazon. Those were the guys like this and then they... Oh yeah yeah yeah. But it's still... yeah.

So what... were you in a situation... You've been wrestling at Rocco's. Were you in a situation where you were thinking about asking your girl out at the gym? No. There's a lot of really attractive women at the gym and I don't even dare look at them really or try to solicit any sort of flirtation because of all these TikToks that I've seen and the videos I've seen of guys, girls filming themselves and be like,

look at this creep who's just said hi to me or watching me or whatever. I mean, I get it. It's not the right place. So, am I to write off entirely the gym as a place of saying hi to someone? You know that song where it's like, it's a man's world. It is not a man's world anymore. It is a woman's world. And it basically is on them to ask you out at the gym. Okay. The patriarchy has been pegged. It's the patriarchy has been bent over the barrel Yes, patriarchy was screaming

Yeah, the patriarchy got Amazon the patriarchy had ice on their pussy. Yeah, I Saw a tweet about did you guys see Jalen hurts his necklace? Yeah It's did you guys see Jalen Hurts' necklace? Yeah. Did you see his necklace? No, I don't really watch much ball. Everybody's basically like, why don't rappers have necklaces this nice? This necklace is so fucking insane, and it has to be so fucking expensive.

They're saying the difference between like, Justin Jefferson and like Jalen Hurts' diamonds compared to... Like just look at, they're like, a billion tweets going viral. Why don't your rapper's diamonds do the bachata like these ones? Yeah, they're pretty much saying that like the rapper's diamonds are fake, and that's what real diamonds looks like. Dude, I...

I like this tweet, I'm sorry to cut you off, so I like this tweet that a woman put out. She said, I know that chain feels so good on a booty hole. What the fuck? It's like out of a short chain and I've been trying to figure out the logistics of what the fuck she means. Do you have a prolapsed sort of like hook for a Christmas ornament? Like where's his face going that the chain is on the booty hole? The upper, the lower back. Do you unclasp it and then shove it in like beads

Yeah, because it's too short to be it's not like a dangling chain That's like he's railing her out and there's chain Yeah, or is he just like pressing it on it like a key card for an entry Swiping it like he's trying to get into the office Bob Lazar's Dude speaking of Jalen Hurts. Did you see that the power rankings came out and they've got Eagles at number one? According to ESPN? Why wouldn't they? The Lions have been at number one all year.

Who gives a shit about that? I mean the Bills. Bills have... Bills gotta be number one right now. Bills just lost to the Rams. But they beat the Chiefs and the Lions. They just lost to the Rams. But they just beat the Chiefs.

But they just beat the Lions. It's all just bullshit, dude. They've got the, dude, they've got the Broncos at six. Broncos are wagon-like, brother. The Broncos? Didn't they have the Packers up pretty high, too? What? Didn't they have the Packers up pretty high? The Packers they have high, but the Packers are good.

I mean, the Broncos... Broncos are nasty, bro. Broncos defense, that dude Nick Bonito. Yeah. The Packers are tanking. The Broncos defense is really strong, but their offense I mean, that's not a number six offense They win a few more games and they get some home field advantage in the playoffs Broncos could be a problem

Oh, Nick's unbelievable. He runs the way that he runs like Josh Allen like Drake May What's funny about that? I'm agreeing with you. Drake May has the second highest per yard average of any, any rookie or something. Doesn't he average like 10 yards of rush or some insane statistic? I was, when I was at the game, Drake May took off on like a 50 yard run. I almost orgasmed. People were screaming. I really think that there are four to five legitimate candidates for MVP this year that are like all Drake may bow nicks. Who else? They're going to use a, they're giving me. Well,

you'd have to throw Lamar in again. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Lamar. But he's like, I think he's like number two right now. It's a Gwan Lamar, Josh Allen. I think Josh Allen's like a, like the, I'm not putting them in order. Oh, OK. Um, Burrow would be if they didn't say I do. Burrow should be in my job. Burrow is unbelievable. I get like his team is terrible, but it's just the defense is terrible.

So sad he's having the best. Isn't he having the best year of his career? I think he might be like, dude, he's he's averaging like four touchdowns a game. Yeah, and they still suck Yeah, it's gotta be so frustrating to be playing that well and losing all the time I think they've said that they've it's like maybe like I was reading some statistic where it was like He'd like they're one of the only teams to ever put up like 40 40 points in three games and lose all three of those games That's so bad. He was like cursing out his coach. Yeah, he said he said this is fucking embarrassing

Yeah, and they won that game Yeah, it sucks. They just cuz they were playing the Titans Yeah, like it is embarrassing but the Titans actually do have a pretty good defense might be might I wouldn't put Derek Henry in there I guess but but like Derek Henry's at numbers aren't that far off from Saquon's It's just that sake on sake one seems much better Yeah, Jared golf throw him for like five touchdowns in multiple games, but he just shared off through for four 60 yards last night. You'd never have a receiver on there, but Jamar chase is out of his fucking tomorrow chase See, I don't get I don't get why like I get it's like a quarterback award now, but like

Like I I did I agree with you. I don't know why Jamar chase wouldn't be there for MVP I mean, he's playing unbelievable. I'm on Raw's having a really good season Justin Jefferson Yeah, did you see the statistic that Justin Jefferson is the fastest player ever to 7,000 yards? No, I didn't see that That's crazy. But to be honest with you, I don't really know. I'd rather not talk ball anymore. So nice talking ball. I'm not really watching. It felt so good hearing you rattle off those stats.

Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison are more lethal duo than Jamar and T Higgins. Or AJ Brown and Devante. Brother, they're not in the race. Did you see that? They are levels below. They both had over 100 yards this week. They had 10 and 9 catches and they both had a touchdown. Do you watch ball or are you just a red zone guy?

Because you're sounding like just a red zone guy. It sounds like you don't watch the actual game. Like you don't grind tape. Like you don't listen to actual game. Like you don't grind tape, like you don't listen to the pods. Like you're not on PFF. Like you're not looking at all the advanced. I'm on all of these things. Dude, Jordan or Jamar Chase and Justin Jefferson. So Devontae Smith, I would say a hundred percent competes with T Higgins and Jordan Addison. Maybe even is better than both of them. Yeah. AJ Brown is not even in the same realm as Jamar chase and Justin Jefferson. I

Don't know about that. I think he's in the same realm not even in the same galaxy, brother How many yards is a agent run out of the season 45? Maybe he's been injured. He's been injured He's been bitching. He's been moaning. I mean, he doesn't do anything He had 110 yards and a touchdown this week. The fuck are you talking about? He had to go get one good game. He's not putting up, dude, like Justin Jefferson and Jamar Chase are putting up like, like three touchdown games. Yeah, but the Eagles are up like fucking 20 points in the fourth quarter. So they run the ball with Saquon 20 times in the second half. They're not throwing the ball.

Saquon does have more carries than any other running back in the league this year. I got a good question for you guys. Is, if you have a player that you like, but is not on your team, is it a bad look to buy their jersey? If you were asking for a Jameer Gibbs jersey for Christmas, Francis and I already have that covered. We have so many Cresps. Is that a bad look to get a Jameer Gibbs jersey?

I think you have to get it in like an off color. You can't be wearing the Hawaiian blue that the Lions wear, but I think you, or Honolulu blue, I think you have to get it in the black color way. I got it in the Hawaiian blue because the black color way was sold out. Because a lot of people are on this probably. A lot of people are like, let me get the black colorway was sold out. Because a lot of people are on this probably. A lot of people are like, let me get the black colorway.

But I want it to be known. My mom was asking me what I want for Christmas. I was like, I don't really want anything. But then I was like, why don't I get a jersey? That's a good gift and I'll actually use that. And so my first one was Gonzales on the Patriots. But that sold out in every color and every size. So that was not an option.

And then I was like, well, who else do I want and every size. So that was not an option. And then I was like, well, who else do I want a Jersey for? And I was like, well, Josh Allen will be going. But then I was like, well, I'm not going to get another quarterback. I'm not going to get another team's quarterback. That's too far. That's Dick. That's Dick riding.

I have a Drake May Jersey. I have my Mac Jones Jersey. I don't need another quarterback. And then I was like, who's a player that I like? Jameer Gibbs. I was thinking about Jamar Chase So I went to me or Gibbs and then they didn't have I really wanted the black to the black is so sick If you had gotten Jamar Chase, what color would you have gotten the black? Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, the orange was pretty cool I really wanted the Patriots Gonzalez red jersey

Hmm red jerseys are pretty loud. I don't like that. What uh what you should jerseys are pretty loud. I don't like that. What you should do. All jerseys are pretty loud. I'm not gonna wear the Jersey like just to the podcast. That is something that I will wear in my apartment on Sundays. Oh, here would be a pro move. Or perhaps the Superbowl,

if the Lions go to the Superbowl. Here would be a pro move. You get the Travis Hunter Patriots Jersey custom made. See, I thought about that. I thought about that. Get the Travis Hunter Patriots jersey. See, I thought about that. I thought about that. Get the Travis Hunter custom. I genuinely did think about that, but I don't know what his number is going to be because he said he's not going to go to, he's not going to go 12 if he goes to the Patriots.

Yeah, because Brady. Because of Tom Brady. But I think that you, uh, if you just get like one Hunter, one, it will be even more rare if you have the wrong number. Like it would be legendary if you had that. Cause if you're like, oh shit, he got it before Travis Hunter even had a number. Yeah. Like he called his shot.

That's kind of Dick Rock. That's like when people get the fucking Superbowl tattoo before the Superbowl happens and then their team loses in the fucking divisional round. You should get Travis Hunter's girlfriend tattooed on you. That would be the true fucking Patriots fan move. Have you seen his girlfriend? No, I heard about her. I heard she caused a ruckus by not standing up. She can't stop causing ruckuses and then she just put out a statement about it and was like I said I didn't like him but I only said I didn't like him because he's a cheater not because he's ugly. About who her boyfriend? Oh wow really she was like I said I didn't like him at first and he wasn't my type

But it was because he's a cheater not because he's ugly Damn she Dude I felt bad for him in multiple of those. I didn't know he was cheating on her, but no no he cheated before her Oh, I see, I see. Dude, but those videos of him, like that game, I forget what the game was, it was a couple weeks ago where he had like fucking seven touchdowns and 20 interceptions. Guaranteed himself the husband.

Some insane game, and then he like walks over to his girlfriend and she's just like pissed, and I was like, oh my God, that would be so, imagine having like the game of your life and then walking over and your girlfriend's like, I wanna go home. And she's like, no, no, no, and then he puts having like the game of your life and then walking over and your girlfriend's like, I wanna go home. And she's like, no, no, no. And like puts a fry on her mouth.

I don't wanna be here. Yeah. Devastating. But she explained that, she was like, I already had said, congratulations, it was just like the most lukewarm explanation. He's gonna pull a CD-LAM. Isn't that what, didn't CD-LAM do that?

Oh yeah, at the draft. But at the draft? His girlfriend like tried to to take one of his phones and he was like, ehh. And he broke up with her immediately after he got drafted. You know who else did that? Russell Wilson.

Really? No, maybe not immediately, but his girlfriend looked crazy at the draft and then eventually he broke it off with her and married Sierra. Yeah, moms won't let the girlfriend in. That should be the true test of genetic athleticism for draft prospects is how fast your mom can block out the girlfriend.

Yeah. Because you have the lateral movement for her to just like her three cone drill. Yeah. So she has the lateral movement to block out like girlfriend side piece, potential girlfriend, snow bunny? Can she swap to snow bunny? All right. All right.

Well, we got to hate to be that guy, but we actually have to do our parlay. Oh, yeah. Oh, god. And it's early in the week. Oh, it's your turn. Yeah, it's your turn fine by me Fine by me the Yeah, is this if you wind up not putting a hundred because I could see you being like Oh, this will probably lose and then you put like $10 instead of 100.

You will have to pay us what the amount would be. Dude, at one point, I had the option to cash out for $30 in the 1 PM games, which when you have a 15 leg parlay, I think is actually pretty solid. Yeah, you got the thrill for about 10 minutes and paid 70 bucks. I was curious what the cash out would have been if we had hit on all of the 1PMs.

It would be insane. Well, maybe. You still have like seven or eight legs left because there were what? There was, there are three games tonight? Or there were three games last night? Maybe it wouldn't be insane. My mom just sent me this photo of me.

What the fuck? But she said it's from high school, but it says 2017 to 20, it looks like I died. Ha ha ha. And I said, what is this from? Well, your year in high school is two years, right? Start in fall of 2017, you end in spring of 2018. Oh, I guess guess that makes sense.

Junior year. It's like a season. What the fuck is she predicting your death dude? Fucking Greg Heffley. All right come on now. All right. Get serious, this matters. Focus up.

This matters. Hey, I think this is gonna be the week. I do too. I think this is gonna be it. We were really on the hunt last week. We were really on the hunt and I think things are, I think things are getting clearer. What lessons did we learn from last week?

Is there anything that I think? I think we gotta be less, get away from the over so much. Over, under, that's what I was gonna say as well. I think we, well, it's not that we can't, it's just we can't, if we're gonna do the over, under, we can't just say it's gonna be over every time. Because we only did overs.

But I don't wanna bet the under. Then fine, then we can stay away from it. gonna be over every time Because we only did but I don't want to bet the under then fine I say that's a way for my way unless it's like a clear Okay, why don't you want to bet the under cuz it's not fun Vegas knows that dude. It's not supposed to be fun Look at this brutal loss last night Drake London Aaron Jones Justin Jefferson for two well, I see like eight legs lost on that parlay. It doesn't seem so real to me. No, it's because it's two picks. It's only one leg lost.

Yeah, right, bro. Fucking Lieutenant Dan over here. All right. Here we go. We don't do Thursday. We don't do Thursday. Here comes the parlay, everybody. Oh yeah, and also, for the people

that are bitching about the parlay, if you don't wanna listen to the parlay, episode's over, go do something else. Seriously, you don't have to, it's the end of the episode we do it. There's no one making you listen to this. That was pissing me off. I saw a lot of people being like, I hate the parlay. It's like, dude, it's after an hour of us talking.

Like there's no, if you don't like it, it's simply don't listen to it. If we were stopping at 50 minutes and being like, OK, let's do 10 minutes of the parlay, that would be an understandable gripe. We just did over an hour, and now we're doing the parlay. OK. This is going to be fun on many levels.

First off, Draft King Sportsbook. Get on the Draft King Sportsbook. That's one level it's fun on. And the other level is just rooting for us all to be together on something right agreed Let's go. I have one leg that I demand be the way I want it to be let's start with that one Which one it we have to take the bangles spread? Against I don't even know who they're playing, but I think it's six and a half or seven and a half

Yeah, I need you to choose. I need that to be the way. Allow it, bro. That's the only thing I wanna say. Okay. Okay, anything else is- I mean, I just... Six and a half is like, feels like they're baiting you to take it. It's seven and a half. Oh, it's seven and a half? Oh, then I like it. I love seven and a half.

But have the Bengals even won a game by seven and a half this entire season? Are you just doing this? All right, we'll take it. The Bengals even won a game by seven and a half this entire season? Are you just doing this? Alright, we'll take it. The Bengals... I mean, look, I'm rooting for the Bengals every week, so I'm there with you. I want that to happen. They have the worst defense in the NFL. It's fine. Here we go. Keep going. Doesn't Trey Henderson lead the league in sacks?

I don't know. I think he does, bro. But their team lets up a lot of points. Okay, this is gonna be a tough week. Yeah. I may have been wrong. This might not be the week Believe it's supposed to be our Texans chiefs Spread what's the spread 1.5? You got to give us the spread in the over under over under 39 and a half money line Texans are favored is this in Arrowhead? Yeah. Oh, because my home is fucked.

Oh, he's injured, yeah. Carson Wentz would be the quarterback. I weird... I feel like my home is probably going to play. He always does this bullshit. He always does this bullshit. I know we don't want... I know we just said we were going to stay away from over... I was going to say take the under.

Under 39? Really? this bullshit. I know we don't want I know we just said we were gonna stay away from over I was gonna say take the end under 39 really Wentz is not gonna be that bad. I don't know. I think it's gonna be a high-scoring game. God damn it, dude I think we just got chance fuck If mom's is playing he's not like running for first downs. He's getting that they're throwing a lot of screens short short garbage Probably running throwing a lot of screens, short, short garbage, probably running it a lot. Plus it could be cold as hell. But the cheese might be due though. Cheese might be due for a loss. This could be like scheduled loss for them.

And the Texans need to win. That's why I like the under. I think we go Texans money line. Wait, how many points? It's minus one or minus 1.5. I guess money line Do we like that yeah, I mean you're basically just covering against them winning by only one No, that's why I said money line. I know, and I don't. What you're taking your money line odds to like minus 132 or something?

It's the odds for the spread are minus 110 and the odds for money line are minus 122. Okay, fine, take the money line. Dicey. Fuck it, it's supposed to be scary. Yep. Steelers at Ravenss Steelers plus six over 44.5. Oh

Yes, I like Steelers I like Steelers I think bounce back game after their loss to the Eagles plus six or bunny line Take a six. Yeah, the six. That's a lot of points. Yeah, I think the Ravens could win but Cardinals at Panthers. I Think the Cardinals are a disaster. Ooh, what's the, what's the- Four and a half. Where is it? Carolina.

Do you still feel good about- I don't know if that really means anything though. Bryce? I don't think they had a great game last week. He's kind of an every other game guy right now. Should we take it? They got smoked. Should we take the Panthers? Let's take the Panthers. Oh no, they were on a bye.

They were? I like the Panthers. Didn't they lose to someone in the NFC East? They lost to the Cowboys. They got smoked by the Cowboys. They lost by 16. And the Cowboys are pretty bad. But they're not that bad. Let's take the Panthers. The Panthers spread? Yeah. Panthers spread. Let's go Panthers. All right. We ride Panthers. Lions at Bears. Six and a half. I like lions. Sure. I'm good with that. I'm a lost back spot. They're gonna smoke them

They have been putting it to teams this year when they have to yeah Caleb Williams is in hell Rams at what do you have to say about your boy Caleb? What do you mean Caleb Williams? I was never a pro Caleb guy brother. We have years of table view glazing his dick off Rams at Jets minus three and a half. Rams are favored. I like Rams minus three and a half, honestly. Why? Because the Rams can put up a ton of points and the Jets cannot. The Jets just had a huge game though.

Dude, the Jets are so bad. They won through absolute flukes. Yeah, I think the Rams. I agree. And the Rams need to win. I like the Rams. The Rams need to win. The Jets are already eliminated from the playoffs.

Giants at Falcons, Falcons minus 10, don't love that. Over under 41.5. Falcons got their bounce back, I I guess the Raiders the Raiders suck though and that game was weirdly close and they scraped by but the Giants have been losing by a lot of points they want the one overall pick too you could tell they want that one overall pick they are not trying to win. Falcons minus 10? Falcons haven't been playing great. I agree so what do you want to take it should we take the Giants? No, definitely not bad.

I would take the Under on this one too. Under 41? Okay. I like that. I like that. Eagles at commanders, Eagles minus 3.5, over 45 and a half.

I like Eagles three and a half. Ooh, I was gonna say I like the commanders in this game. Really? Yeah. They've been looking pretty good. I mean they There's some studs. Yeah, but the Eagles are just so good and he was already beat the commanders earlier in the season Okay, you want to take the Eagles? I think Eagles three and a half. I might do Eagles money line on this one. All right I'll take that Titans at Colts. I had to sit that one out because I didn't want my emotions to get the last thing

I want is my emotions to play anything in the betting. I think Eagles moneylines are pretty good middle ground I think that's a good bet What's yours? What was the next one Titans at Colts? That's Weird shootout. I think I think that could be a weird-ass shootout or the worst game we've ever seen I think Colts minus four. Colts are still in the, no Colts season's over right? Yeah I think so. Yeah but the Colts are falling apart aren't they? Yeah we could go over on this one. 42? I like Rowan saying it's a shootout that sounds pretty interesting to me. What if it's a

shootout of field goals? Then you need how many field goals? I mean, you need enough field goals. All right, over? You need 14 field goals. Over 42? Or 13, or no. Are we in the four PMs yet? Yes.

Good. Vikings at Seahawks. Ooh, it's an interesting game. Spreads three. I like the Vikings. I like the Vikings. Vikings, done Jags at Raiders spread is one and a half over 39 this could be the worst game of the year

I don't think we just don't I think we get all yeah let's just get away from I like that skip skip skip they're not gonna bait us into taking that game bills at our Patriots at bills Spread is 14 You these are your two teams so I'm gonna let you tell us what we do on this Patriots I kind of like the Patriots for plus 14. Yeah, okay 14 is a lot for Innocent division game these games are always close 14 is a lot. That's a team that can handle cold weather. And it's a division game.

These games are always close. All right, plus 14. It could get ugly. It could be like a 28 to 3 situation. Mayo's not going to let that happen, bro. Mayo's terrible. Mayo is not going to let that happen to the troops. He's not going to send the troops out there

and let them get burnt like that. We have to be close to done. We are. We have to be close to done. We are, we have three left. 49ers at Dolphins. Spread is one. I think the Niners. Are the Niners still contending? I think. Are the Dolphins out? The Dolphins are out of it, right?

Or is McCaffrey going to be back? Probably not. Probably not. Maybe in there. Are the dolphins out? The dolphins are out of it, right? Or is McCaffrey going to be back? Probably not. Probably not. Whatever you guys think. I kind of just like over 44, I actually love that. Love it. Okay, take it. Yep, works.

It's in Miami. Yeah. Oh yeah. Nice weather, great good good good field there I like bucks minus four bucks need to win sure okay bucks minus four love that Saints at Packers spread is 13 and a half under is 42 like the Saints dude the Saints put up a real fight last week against the... Commanders. Commanders. Who's playing at quarterback? They put in Rattler late in the game.

They had that other dude starting, but then they went back to Rattler. Am I right? Yeah, that's right. Sounds right. Take Saints. 14 legs. 100 pays out 689,000.

Wow. Okay. Wow. Okay. You didn't do any of the Monday games. No, I did. Oh, really? Yeah, I did. There's only one Monday game. It's Saints Packers.

Got it. Okay. I think that that's enough money that we would all be happy winning $690,000. The odds just went down. It's now $670,000. Put it in! What the fuck are you doing? Vegas is on to us.

Just dials in there. It's booked. Oh my god. Alright, son of a boy dad, it is Christmas week. Enjoy yourselves out there. Sass, send us off with a song. A nice Christmas song, Sass. I published, my bad.

I'm gonna delete that. I didn't know it was just going out to everybody on DraftKings. The weather outside is frightful and the fire is so delightful. And since we've no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. When we finally kiss goodnight. Oh, I hate to go out in the storm but if you really hold me tight all the way home I'll be warm oh the fire's slowly dying hey all right see you guys next. I was just killing time for you.

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