Son of a Boy Dad - We Are Back | Son of a Boy Dad #263

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. It's definitely just all mental because he comes close consistently. But that is not true. You know, it's not all mental. I think after like when you're on when you're on hour seven, it's probably hard to stay dialed in on your swing You're probably just trying to make contact. What I just said is like Like Bryson DeChambeau is gonna do it in one tenth of the time that I'm gonna do it which is yeah the one tenth of the time that

Presumably Jerry's gonna I think I think like every I think your level of skill in golf Has he plays a huge factor for probably the first four hours and then I think after hour four it's just like It's just like whatever happens happens. Well, then it's endurance. Yeah again guys we train for golf Strength and all that are gonna have a better You think guys who have just more calloused hands? Yeah do like it like a construction worker would have a better chance of 100% don't you at a certain point rip up your hands though even if you have calluses Yeah, but I think it's hot to get to that point ripping off a callus is insane

Disgusting I've got some calluses. Yeah, man. Well, I've been throwing up throwing up weight All right, let's start. Overhead morning callus. Oh, what a fucking... this is all good ass shit. Alright, ready? Yeah. Let's make it a good one. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is...

Monday. Well, I was trying to decide if we wanted to be honest or not. Why wouldn't you? Why would you be honest? Well, he's always honest, and there has never been a reason to be. I like to be honest with the audience. He asked me how this is a four-year episode, four-year-old episode.

This is my first time back in Barstool. Welcome back, Francis. I can't believe you guys have snuck me in here. Well, it's actually not, we're not banking it that far in advance. It's Friday. Francis has to go to Friday, January 3rd. It's Friday, it's Friday, it's Friday, J three. And Francis has to go back to Nashville. I thought you were going to DC.

No, I'm going to Nashville on Monday, January 6th. Oh, fuck. I thought you're going to DC. No, I'm going to Nashville on Monday, January 6th. Oh, fuck. I should swing. He's going to do the Bussin with the Boys podcast. What I wonder what those brothers are doing for J6. Something probably huge. Probably going to a UFC event with Dana White. Yeah, probably. If I had to guess.

Tunnel of Chaos. The secret tunnel they built into the White House. The video that Will Compton was filming of Tate and Taylor Luan arguing? I watched 10 seconds of it. But then they made a joke that Taylor voted for Kamala, and I've never seen Taylor laugh so hard as if it was the furthest thing possible from the truth.

He like, screamed, laughed. It was amazing. Who said that joke? I think Will did. Will said it too. He was like, yeah, he said Kamala because that's who he voted for. And I think that fucking,

I think LaJuan shit himself laughing so hard. Now I wanna watch it. It was so joyous. Yeah, I didn't see that. I'm excited to see those guys. I'm excited to do that pod. I wouldn't fly to Nashville for three hours for many podcasts.

So you're not staying over? No. I don't know why I sounded like Andrew Tate when I said that, but you're not even gonna fly in on Sunday night and have a night at the One Hotel Nashville, or the W? Now you're talking my language. There's, across from the W,

there's a fantastic Greek restaurant that would really tickle your fancy. There's a great restaurant in Nashville that I really like called June, which I wouldn't mind hitting back again. Yeah, you could hear some live music in the lobby of the hotel too. That's always fun. The airport.

The airport, yeah. Just a little... What are you doing? You got any gigs today? Yeah, I'm going to Terminal C. Gate 14. We got two hours there. There's really nothing worse than like an early flight to Nashville and then getting to the hotel and there's just some dude, just some random dude. Whiskey away again. Just right next to the check-in counter, just slamming the guitar. They're always playing Tennessee whiskey though when you get down Yeah, it's so frustrating, but they're also So frustratingly good at music. It's crazy. They'd be the best singer in New York. No Like the most average singers in Nashville when pop punk performed in Nashville. Everybody was so disappointed at the quality of my voice

everybody was so disappointed at the quality of my voice. They were like, what is this guy fucking singing? We can go next door and see some ripped 6'4 dude who can play the guitar beautifully that sings like Pavarotti. They're looking at this bag of milk fucking belching out Blink 182. Nasty work. The rest of the band's great though. Sass, give us the update. I don't really have any updates. Give us the fucking update, brother. Tell us about yourself. Just been hanging out. Been home for Christmas. Now you're talking.

Now we're going. And went back to New York. Any dips? Any dips at home? What does that mean? Like, did you have any dips served with your family? No, not really. Not even a single bit? Not that I can think of, no. Maybe like a, maybe like a gross. Couple of.

Tomato. Charcuteries. Yeah. That's nice. Couple boards. Okay, a board. Couple charcuterie slabs. Okay, what kind of cheeses were we working with?

I don't know. Definitely a sharp cheddar in there. I believe it. Anything soft? Anything soft, I was just gonna ask. And did your folks bring it to sort of a room temperature? There were definitely some soft ones. I don't know what they were called though.

Breeze, maybe? There was definitely a breeze. Camembert? Camembert? I do not think we had any Camembert. That's my favorite of the softs. I like a soft cheese Do you oh, yeah? Okay, what about with some fig jam? You know what we did have with some pigs in a blanket on Christmas Day swish the homemade or or bought from the store

I don't know. Is that my cousins? I'm guessing they weren't homemade. No, I'm assuming they were not homemade Yeah, well you can do the homemade hack where you just get the Pillsbury and you wrap the little Pillsbury croissant. You rip that into little things and wrap that around. So it's kind of semi-homemade. But I doubt they even did that. I don't think these were homemade,

but they were great. Very tasty. That's great. Especially because I was a hungry, hungry boy and the food wasn't ready, but they brought the pigs in the blanket. And I started munching immediately. It's great.

I've been cooking up a storm. Very nice. Really, really, I have been. Last night I made roasted carrots with a Greek yogurt and garlic and lemon sauce, sort of a base sauce. Chobani. sauce, sort of a base sauce. And then I drizzled them in honey with some crumbled pistachios and cilantro chopped over the top.

What kind of yogurt did you use as your base? 2% Faya. Brand? Faya. Oh, Faya. You probably think it's fage. Yeah, I've always thought that was what it was. They've got it on the tub.

Oh really, the pronunciation? They say it's Faya, not faj. Interesting. Not fag. Yeah. Yeah. Well how's soft? I know if you mixed in like a dam- dam- daminals, danimals? Danimals. Danimals? As a dip for my carrots?

Are you out of your fucking mind? Could've been fine. Fruit on the bottom? The Oreo top. Yeah, maybe a yo-play? With a fucking maze on the back? Seven proofs of purchase and you get a boogie board. No, that is not how you make a nice roasted carrot dip. It could have been interesting. I'd give it a try next time.

What if the flavor was crazy? I'm pretty sure that strawberry kiwi does not go with roasted carrots. Thank you very much, Sass. That's what you think. How soft did the carrots wind up? They were good. They were sort of blistered on the outside

and nice and jammy on the inside. Not quite jammy. Almost between a jammy and a mealy. Oh my God, that sounds good. Yeah, it was good. Holy fuck. That does sound a lot for it. What did you pair them with, a roast?

No, then I did- A Cornish game tin? I did some roasted sweet potatoes that were wrapped in tin foil, which I sliced open. And then I did some organic butter, unsalted, salt, pepper, and a little spritz of lime juice actually goes a long way. You wouldn't have thought that, probably, Sass. Oh, no, I would. Lime juice goes well with everything.

Okay. And then I did some, I air fried some chicken thighs that were spritz Yeah, they were kind of paprika salt pepper little brown sugar garlic powder and Couple other spices that I used I'm picturing you do hitting this all just solo dining on a TV tray with a fucking hour long SkyBree porno on.

Just watching it on the big screen. That's kind of how I'm seeing it myself. Just you napkin tucked into the top of your, you know. Exactly what I'm picturing as well. Several forks, several different knives. There's nothing like a good mid meal prep hog crank with your hands covered in wet chicken goo. Most guys would wash. Yeah.

And I say no. Nature's lubricant. Used to your advantage. Yeah. Nature's lubricant. I saw Sky Bree was trying to, she was trying to get back in with her old boyfriend. You know who Sky Bree is? I know who Sky Bree is. I know who Sky Bree is.

I know her because of Glennie. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I know her. I think it's a game way drug to Sky Bree. She's fucking huge. Yeah, she's a tank. You mean she could take a beating? You mean she could take rounds off the side of her. She's jacked. I'm just kidding.

I know you know who she is. She's big in the streaming world, bro. Yeah, no, I don't know. I know her. I know the name. Sky Bry. Yeah. She's big in the streaming world and she was big on-

I'm not familiar with her work, though. No, I really mostly know her work from the streaming world. She tried to kiss her ex-boyfriend at the club. Damn. I know. Wow. She does like in-person streams? I think the club. Damn. I know. Wow. She does like in-person streams? I think so.

I don't fucking know. Woman on the street? What do they call that? Woman on the street? Woman on the street. Sky on the street. Tank on the street. Tank on the street.

Tan and Min Square. Yeah. Fat bitches on the street. Fias on the street. Lil' sass calls Sky Bree fat. Oh man. She's gross. She's gross. Yeah, I'm-

For her choices. I haven't done a single thing in the last week. Yeah, that's so nice. Or I guess two weeks. My brain is fucking fried right now. From what? You said you haven't done anything. I think that would be impressive.

Just playing so many video games. Oh yeah? Ranked. Are you? Yeah. What? What? No, it's like a game mode on Call of Duty. Oh. Ranked play? I thought you were saying you're ranked. Well, I am. What are you? Are you, if you, if this were chess, would you be Grandmaster? No, no, no, no, no. No? I don't

cheat, that's why. Got it. What about, what about the guys really quick that that taken they take a Rubber band put it around the joystick and keep their avatar spinning all night long So as to ensure that they are racking up Experience points or something like that. I don't know if that's a thing. I've seen that thing I don't know what that would do in Call of Duty other than get you, you would just die constantly. There's some game where people do that. I don't know what it is. Sky Bree is always doing that.

The younger, yeah, the younger brother of this girl that I used to, you know, have, this was a long time ago. But that I used to sort of see, he, I would come in and we would want to watch a movie in the basement. This was when I was in high school. Yeah. And we weren't allowed to use the TV because it would just have his guy on there spinning around.

That's a fucking classic move. I can't think of a single reason as to why you would want to do that. Maybe it must be a different game. Might have been Halo? Yeah, I don't know. Is it possible that it was Halo? It could have been. I don't, I don't, I never really got into Halo. Halo rings a bell. Yeah, I don't know. Is it possible that it was Halo? It could have been. I don't, I don't, I don't, I never really got into Halo.

Halo rings a bell. Yeah, great game. Halo Reach, that was the only one I ever played. You could have been playing Tasmanian Devil the game. Could have been something like that. Yeah, I don't know what game you'd want to play where you were not playing, but you were in the game just getting killed constantly. Tasmanian Devil 5 where you just have to spin around for like hours on end. They increase the rotation, the RPMs.

Maybe he was like going to the bathroom and he didn't want to get kicked. No, he did it all night. Yeah, no that doesn't make any sense. It feels like a good way to just have your KD be brutal. Maybe he was just trying to cock block you. Maybe he knew that you were trying to slide down to the basement to get some hanky panky on or maybe he was like Using it to masturbate Like holding down the triggers that the controller vibrates

He wasn't there and it would still be spinning. Yeah now it sounds like something was wrong with him Somebody out there weigh in on this because that is a thing and it made sense when he explained it to me. Well, in Call of Duty you get XP for like doing well and completing like daily objectives and shit. I see. But I don't think one of the daily objectives is just be online for 24 hours straight. Right, okay, right, right. Are you sure that it wasn't like the World Championships of ice skating or something like that video game? I do get those confused

because I was fingering girls to that too in high school. How did the masturbating with the controller work? Well, the controller vibrates. I don't think you would actually masturbate to it unless maybe you were a girl. Yeah, that sounds more girl behavior. Yeah. Speak for yourself. But occasionally, you throw the controller on your ball sack.

Just press it flush to your ball sack? Yeah, just throw it on the balls. Taint, paint. Maybe pull out a light machine gun, hold the trigger down. Yeah. Or like a run with Adrian Peterson and Madden or something like that. Yeah, exactly. Just take some big hits.

You'd need a cheat code for unlimited ammo. You can hop in the firing range. Oh, is that where you can practice? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Spoken like a man who's... I've been putting in a lot of hours in the firing range.

Well, I got a new PlayStation controller for Christmas. I got the PlayStation Edge. Very, very nice controller. Is that the one that brings you right to the point of climax? It does, yes. And then stops the fire? Yeah. It has paddles on the back.

So now I got, I mean, I'm unstoppable. Just bat your balls around. Who got that for you? I got it for myself. Did you get, did you buy presents for your family? Yeah. One for each person? Yeah. Good ones?

Great. Were they pleased? Yes. Got my dad a fishing rod. Nice. We did some casts in the yard. Very nice. Wow, that does sound good. Beautiful five weight, Orbis Clearwater. Is he taking up fishing because of you?

No, he's always fished, but he never is fly-fished. So he's getting into that to bond with you. No, I bought him the rod. I don't think he had any intentions of getting into fly-fishing. You bought that to bond with you. No, I bought him the rod. I don't think he had any intentions of getting into fly fishing. You bought it to bond with him. I just bought him the rod because I was like, you should try it. You said, here's my favorite thing. Maybe we can do this together.

I don't even know if we'll do it together. I think maybe just like give it a try. You don't want to do it with him? I don't know where we would do it in Massachusetts is the thing. Oh, there's plenty of rivers in Massachusetts where you can fly fish. They're more in like Western Mass. I think you guys would enjoy the car ride. Long car ride.

Too long? Three hours. You're gonna, you're telling me you bought your dad a fly fishing rod to bond with him, but now you don't want to endure the car ride to get to the place where you would do the bonding. Look, we're both busy, we're both busy men. We had a lot on the count. I mean, we were going to go today, but you had to record. You weren't going with your dad. Yeah, my dad flew in from New York to go fishing with me today.

He's not going to fly in if he's not going to drive three hours a year. He literally, he texted me last night and he said, I'm going to fly in and we're going to go to New Jersey and go fishing together. And I said, that's perfect. I can't wait. I have nothing to do tomorrow. If there were any truth to that. And then Francis said, I have to go to a bussing with the boys on Monday. And I said, that's perfect. I can't wait. I have nothing to do tomorrow. If there were any truth to that. And then Francis said, I have to go to a bussing with the boys on Monday. And I said, pa.

You locked your dad in the hotel room. I said, pa. Pa. You're gonna wanna turn that plan around. I can no longer go and make your year by going father and son fishing trip. But it's all right. I do apologize.

There'll probably be another time where we could go do that. If he comes to do that, can I come too? Absolutely not. I was at the same Bucks game as his dad and he refused to make the connection where we could both meet each other. We were in the same stadium. Not even close to true. What?

You were on the fucking court. So? I was like- And my dad was not on the court and there was no way for my dad to go see Ron. I was saying I would go see him I was like just link me up with him and I'll go meet him right now and you said no Would you have court access does that mean you have access to the entire arena? Yeah, you just slip into a uniform and they'll let you shoot a three

The Notre Dame game you guys watch the Notre Dame Georgia game last night. I did watch the Notre Dame game. Did you guys watch the Notre Dame-Georgia game last night? I did watch the Notre Dame-Georgia game. I did. Did you see the Notre Dame-Georgia game? I saw Notre Dame versus Georgia. Notre Dame. Did you guys see the Notre Dame-Georgia game last night? No, no, the Notre Dame. You're saying that like it's, you're bluntly,

but that is the right, that's the way we in America say it. Oh. There's a school in Massachusetts called Notre Dame. Yeah, there's also a cathedral in Paris. Well, I know that obviously. That's been restored. Because it was burned down by Satan. But I always mix up the pronunciation of the girls' high school and the college.

Well you went havesies. You said Notre Dame. It's Notre Dame, right? Well, if you're gonna refer to the one in Paris, that is Notre Dame. And what's the girls high school? I've never heard of that, because I don't know them. There's a girls high school in Pennsylvania as well.

And it's like, it's not like that's the pronunciation. There's the French pronunciation, Notre Dame. And then there's the, if everywhere else you're from, you just pronounce it with that accent. Like if you're from Philly, you say Notre Dame. There's a different pronunciation for the high school. I'm going to Notre Dame. I don't think that my guess, Sass,

is that people don't refer to the girls' high school differently from the college. I'm trying to think of people with like a mass hole accent. Oh, and maybe it's in Manhattan. Notre Dame. There's probably a lot of Notre Dame's. Notre Dame. Yeah, my daughter goes to Notre Dame.

Oh yeah, there is one. She's a sophomore at Notre Dame. Oh, there's like 20 in Massachusetts. Is that how they say it in Massachusetts? There's literally there's like 20 in Massachusetts? Is that how they say it in Massachusetts? There's literally like 6 in Massachusetts. And there's no way they all pronounce them in Western Mass. They're like, oh yeah, she's at Notre Dame. They do. So laugh it up, but it's true. My daughter's an honest student at Notre Dame.

No, because anyone that talks like that, as kids, probably don't go at Notre Dame. No, because anyone that talks like that, these kids probably don't go to Notre Dame. You know, they just received a big gift from my favorite NBA player, Dom Lillard. Dom. Oh my God. Dom Lillard. Dom Judi Dench. My favorite actress.

You know who should have been in the town? Dom Judi Dench. Well anyways, it's going to be, it's got, I'm pumped for, uh, I can't wait for Notre Dame. I can't wait for Notre Dame to fucking destroy Penn State next week. Why are you saying that? What do you mean? There's on video evidence of you saying we are there's on video evidence of you. Yeah. I pretty much had a gun to my head. You guys were holding my contract over my head saying if you don't do this, you're not going to get rehired. Not at all. It's 360 camera. You can see everything. There's nothing that's obfuscated. Everything is on the table. You like Penn State and for some reason, you use this as-

I don't support pedophilia, especially amongst boys. Yeah, but so you root for the Roman Catholic team. You specify the gender of pedophilia that you like less? Well, I mean, if they're going to come from little boys. It's straight. I was little boy at one point. You can relate. Yeah, exactly.

You're also a man. You probably relate to the pedophiles too. Whoa, not at all. I mean, you're rooting for Notre Dame. You're rooting for Notre Dame, which is a Catholic institution, Roman Catholic institution. Everybody that works there is priests. You think they're absolved from that scandal?

Yes. Why? Tradition never graduates. What the fuck does that mean? So that means that the tradition of... There's a much difference. ...SA is... There's a bigger difference between the Catholics continuing a lifelong tradition

of pedophilia rather than Penn State just committing those crimes just for fun. Are you saying they pass it on? Yes. So that means that it's still going on. That means it hasn't graduated and it still goes on at Notre Dame. Oh yeah, of course, tradition of graduates.

Yeah, but at Penn State, we've exorcised our demons. No, not even close. What are you talking about? You will never be forgiven. You will never be forgiven. You will never be forgiven. You don't have the ability to forgive. You will never be forgiven. You will never be forgiven. You don't have the ability to forgive. You will never be forgiven. You're in your moral high ground, dude. You're not the one to forgive or forget.

You're not the one. You're never being forgiven. I'm not asking for your forgiveness. By going to that school. You have the Penn State gear basically emblazoned onto your body. I don't. I have no Penn State gear at all. I mean there's video of it online. No, probably burned it chat dig up the video dig up the video Yeah, I mean there is definitely video of me wearing Penn State gear because we did a video at Penn State which I was forced to do Yeah, you Brianna chicken fry does a video there movie does a video there. They're not wearing Penn State gear. They're not forced to it When did Brianna chicken fry and movie do a video at Penn State? They've done tons of videos at Penn State They go former They go. Former co-worker Grace?

Grace went. Big Ev has done videos there. He's not wearing it. Marty Mush has done videos there. He's not wearing it. Grace headlined their biggest theater. She did the Bryce Jordan Center. The Bryce Jordan Center.

No, she did Beaver Stadium. It was like 120,000. And they actually scheduled it for the same night that Penn had its whiteout game and state and The entire student section was empty. She's adding shows. She's adding shows to Beaver Stadium Did a matinee she's got a 430 at Beaver State you know when like when like there's like a football game and the the Sports Center ESPN or NFL or whatever the team will post a graphic with, say the Bills beat the Patriots this week and they'll post a graphic of Josh Allen

like diving into the end zone and with the score final, final and Buffalo. Did you, the Notre Dame-Georgia game, they just posted a graphic with Shane and the score under his face. And it was like, Notre Dame beats Georgia. And all the comments- If you say Notre Dame one more time.

And all the comments were just like, what does this have to do with Shane? Who posted that? Sports Center. What? Yeah. I mean, he's become kind of the spokesperson for Notre Dame.

Yeah, Notre Dame. And then somewhere Frank the Tank is crushing a fucking block of Himalayan sea salt in his palm, fucking furious that he's taken over his number one fan. Is Frank a big Notre Dame fan? And then somewhere Frank the Tank is crushing a fucking block of Himalayan sea salt in his palm fucking furious that he's taking over his number one fan. Is Frank a big Notre Dame fan? He loves Notre Dame. Does he?

What? I don't know. Do you remember the video of them last year of him and Cain Gillis walking? Oh yeah. They like walked into the game like it was a British soccer game like you'll never walk alone type alone like clapping over their heads Frank's fandom is very confusing. We're forever blowing he's a Mets fan Dolphins fam and a Notre Dame fan Yeah, that's classic New York behavior. Is it I feel like New Yorkers are all his fans of like the Bengals and the fucking

Minnesota Vikings and random shit like that. I'm a fan of the Bengals. Notre Dame gets fans from everywhere. Well yeah, because of the Irish. Because it's in the middle of nowhere. No, because the Catholics. When you're talking about the Irish. I'm an Irish Catholic.

Yeah, but it's because of the Catholic tradition of pedophilia that people like Notre Dame. You just took 50% of my reasoning and then tried to use it for your reasoning. What do you mean? The Irish are Catholics. And the Catholics are pedophiles. That's the transit of property. It's math. You just proved it yourself Penn State gets fans from a lot of places India mostly. I Mean that's every college Every college has a nice stable of Patels Respect not like Penn State. What? What do you mean? You think there's more Patels at Penn State? Yeah. Patel State? Yeah. That's not true at all.

I played some Patel. Where at? Over break? Yeah, I played some Patel. Although, you know, it's pronounced paddle, but it gets confusing because paddle is also paddle tennis, also known as platform tennis. The winter sport with the heated court played in a wire chicken coop fenced court. Paddle, P-A-D-E-L, is technically pronounced paddle. Comes from the Scandinavian area. And, uh, you know, we have decided that the way to differentiate is by saying, how long do you think it'll be before that?

This is kind of paddle, paddle sport of the moment. It feels like crushing it. How long do you think that will last until everybody who's into it moves on to the next thing? It's tough to say because this is what's confusing to me. You know, pickleball took the world by storm. And now anyone of higher taste has gravitated more towards Padel. But Padel had been percolating in Europe while the pickle balls was, you know, rage was growing.

And so it was poised to take over as soon as someone got a taste over here. I don't know if there's another sport being played somewhere in Japan or where. There has to be. Where if it, once we get a touch of it, we're gonna say, okay, Padel's done. I was supposed to play Padel with my father today. He was flying in to play Padel with me. And I said, sorry, Paul, last minute. Well,

didn't you get him a Padel Padel? I did. I got him the chicken coop and everything. A beautiful Padel chicken coop. I flew home early and I picked up some wire. You're conflating paddle tennis. So the way to just make this easier is call that platform tennis. No, we were playing Padel. No, because that's not played in a chicken coop. That's played in a glass sort of squash court with a turf surface.

Well, I mean, we were playing Padel. We were, I mean, obviously we didn't have the traditional setup because I didn't know how to build a glass box. You were playing sort of like Brazilian dirt soccer. Brazil. Exactly. Uh, hybrid. Yeah. Padel. Exactly. Uh, hybrid.

Yeah. I've been Brazil. Yeah. Vela Brazil. Blue collar. Padel. Yeah. So the reason that I asked that is because I saw that last year, Tom Brady, LeBron James and Anheuser Bush all put together $75 dollars to start like the United Pickleball League or something like that. That was last year and now that league already needs a ten million dollar bailout or else it's gonna go bankrupt and they just put in seventy five million dollars because pickleball was supposed to be the biggest fucking most massive thing in the world and now

they're all basically about to go under if they don't get, you know, six of what they just got. Here's my issue. Pickleball, I might say I actually enjoy playing better. It's better exercise for me. It's more you can play with your grandparents and it's still fun. Padel though, at the pro level, much more fun to watch. I don't know my grandparents so I can't play with them You don't what? I don't know them

What happened? I don't know you do you just won't say this is like a Long-term I would love to play Padel with them We're gonna have a breakthrough someday and you're gonna figure out why you can't play Padel with your friends. You need to play pickleball Oh pickleball. Yes. Mm--hmm all right slow it down a little understood maybe you could just figure out why there's such a big problem with them and then you think it'd be a great way to attach things out is on the podel court yeah or the podel box where do you go to play these things? There's a, there's, there's a one in Dumbo right near where I live.

There's like a big Padel facility, the paddle house. I think it's called interesting. There's like a juice bar there. This is not the same thing with where you're facing where you're both facing the same side. You're in squash. Is that squash where you're in the glass box? Yeah. same side. You're talking about squash? Is that squash where you're in the glass box? Yeah, so it's not squash, but it's, you could argue it's almost closer to squash.

Are you talking about racquetball or squash? No, squash. It's almost a hybrid of squash and platform tennis, I would say. Interesting. Because squash can actually be played in the glass court. In fact, I think in Grand Central, they have an all glass squash court.

Really? Maybe. I know they have one at Harvard. They had an all glass court. At Grand Central, they have, they put up a bunch of them for like the fucking Squash World Cup or whatever. Yes, exactly.

What kind of footwear do you gotta wear for that? Gum-soled shoes. Thong, gum-soled, thong sandals. What if you take a fall? I feel like it's got to hurt a lot falling on the glass. On which surface? On the worst surface to fall on is on platform tennis. Really? Yeah, it's very sandpair, very coarse. In fact, it tears up your shoes pretty quickly. Really? Yeah, it's bad. Interesting, interesting. So what would you recommend for me? I don't think you should go anywhere near racket sports.

Interesting. Have you ever played a racket sport? No. I mean I've dabbled with the tennis a little bit. I think you should spend time reconnecting with your grandparents and your father. Well look, my grandparents are already here and my dad was flying in. We were going to do a little group fly fishing trip today out in New Jersey. How are you going to work in the paddle?

We're going to start off with fly fishing and then end the night with paddle tennis. And then hit the juice bar. Yeah. A nice cold pressed carrot ginger juice for gramps. Luckily my grandparents are huge Bustin' with the Boys fans, so they understood the mix-up. Mm-hmm. I appreciate that. They love Delaney.

They love the pick show. Pop pop squash. Pop pop settle. What do you call your grandparents? What are their nicknames? I don't know them. He doesn't have any relationship with them. He doesn't call them. I don't know if this He doesn't have any relationship with them. He doesn't call them.

I don't know if this is a bit or what. No, he doesn't. If it's true, it's funny and sad. It's funny and sad. It's funny and sad. I don't know them. Is that funny and sad? Is that true? Yes. There's an old Yak episode where he was like, I just saw my grandmother walking down the street. No way. And you didn't say hi? He didn't say hi. He said he called his dad and was like, I think I just saw your mom. Yeah. It was like, Are you for real? Yes.

And you're open about this? Yes. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't affect me at all. I don't know them. I guess my point would be, it's a rare disclosure of a deeply rift, a deep rift in your family life,

which I wouldn't expect from you. But now I can kinda see it. It's all sunshine and rainbows. No, I can kinda see it. Rainbow trout? Tortured artists. Rainbow trout would love to be on some rainbows today. Some bows.

Oh man, what a treat that would be. And in the vacation week, nice. I have a pound of haddock in my fridge right now. Really? Yeah, and it's fresh. A pound? And the guy, the fishmonger at Whole Foods, as I was stopping on the way back,

he was wrapping it up in the paper, and he goes, are you gonna eat this all in one sitting? Freak. And I was like, I don't know. Take a video if you do. Maybe I'll cook for someone else, and he goes, do you come here often? And I said, somewhat, and he goes, I'm come here often? And I said, somewhat.

And he goes, I'm starting to get the hang of who the regular shoppers are. Ah, so he's a new guy. He's been there for two months. Ooh, that's not that new, or that's not that old. Let's put it this way, I just wanted my fish. Yeah. Oh, you didn't want the small talk with it?

No, I didn't. I think it'd be nice if you get a rapport with the fishmonger because he might get something rare someday and be like, hey, I put this aside for you. Here's the cheek of a... I got some blowfish. Yeah. Some poisonous blowfish. Yeah.

What's the one from Japan? That's blowfish. Something Amberjack? Oh, I don't know. Something Jack? Yeah, yeah. Is that what it Something Jack? Yeah, yeah. Is that what it's called?

Yeah. I've never seen that in an actual fish store. But you know what? I'd much rather have the rapport with the butcher because first of all, every time I now I get a steak, I say, what do you got? What should I get? And they say, well, we got this, we got the grass fed, but it's pretty lean. It's pretty gamey.

We really prefer the marbling of a dry aged ribeye. And I say, okay, great. And he goes, which one would you like? And I always say, dealer's choice, which they like. That is fun because you're saying words they haven't heard before. I said dealer's choice. These men have never been to a casino.

It gives them agency. It lets them know, I appreciate your input. You guys spend all of your days handling your meat. I trust you to pick out the one that you would eat. Do you go to a real butcher or do you just go to Whole Foods? I would call those guys real butchers. Whole Foods has a beautiful... This Whole Foods over here has a great little butcher section.

Yeah, there's some good- There's some good- Have you ever been to a real one though? Yes, of course. Those places are crazy. There's one in Brooklyn Heights called Della Pietra's that is probably the best butcher I've ever been to, but it's really expensive. I'm sure.

You get better prices at Whole Foods. I'm sure, I don't know, meat's probably not as good as one of those smaller shops, but It's just more convenient. I like to do most of my shopping. What do you guys look for in a butcher? Do you look for someplace that's small that has great cuts and someone that's really knowledgeable and modern or do you look for like an Old-school looking place where it's like just random shit and like kind of bins. If there's not a dude in the back Shadowboxing the meat. Right. Then I'm not buying my meat from there. A Polish guy who's shadow boxing. Yeah. I need a guy in the back training.

I want a guy on a stool in a fedora. An old man just reading some newspaper, some gazette. I need a guy who's tethered in a gimp suit just taking bites out of the fucking steak as he fucks it. That's what I need in my head. That's hard to find. Yeah, that's not as easy to come by. You're gonna wanna go into Bushwick for that.

That's yeah. I like variety at a butcher. You know what I've been doing? You know what I got for Christmas? Do tell. I'm talking a lot about the food that I had and everything I've been cooking, but I've gotten into sous vide. Not familiar.

Or as you might pronounce it, sous vide. It's crazy that you guys are mad at me for pronouncing the name of the school the correct way. It's not the correct way. It is. You're hybridizing it. Notre-Dame. You should either go all the way school the correct way. It's not the correct way. It is. You're hybridizing it. Notre Dame. You should either go all the way or none the way. You're going Notre Dame is how you were saying it.

Notre Dame. Oh, you were saying that? I don't think so. No, I think you were saying Notre Dame. Probably. Which is half the French pronunciation and then half the American. I like to please, look it, I'm a people pleaser.

You're reaching across the aisle? Yeah, I mean, if there's some French people listening, they'll say, oh, I appreciate that he said Notre. Reaching across the aisle to fondle the balls of a six-year-old boy? Also, I'm not mad at all. Sick, that's sick. I think that it is just your high class upbringing

is showing. It comes through every now and again. Because I said Notre Dame? Yeah, it slips through. You're Matt high class upbringing is showing it comes through every now and again because I said Notre Dame Yeah, it slips through your Matt Damon's character In the departed you're out of your fucking mind you drop your arse on the weekend I said I don't want your fucking pedophile college to be the one that wins the college football championship Anytime you sense something going good in my life. You put yourself diametrically opposed to it

Exactly square up with any type of happiness that I could have like an Oklahoma drill look I try to Was gonna say I hope Penn State wins But then I pronounced your guys fucking word wrong and then you made fun of me for 20 minutes Then I decided I actually wish nothing but the worst for Penn State. And everyone that goes there. That's so fucking mean, dude. You will be able to celebrate with none of the spoils

when we bring home the booty. You'll have no taste of the sous vide, the sweet sous vide of Penn State. Ohio State's gonna run through either of those teams. Doesn't matter. Okay. They lost to teams. Doesn't matter. Okay. They lost to Michigan. Preposterous.

Ohio's hairy, bro. Should happen. That's, then ride with, ride with Ohio State. I am. Stay on that side for the rest of your life. I mean, dude, there's four teams in the playoffs as of right now. Three of those teams could all beat Penn State and will beat Penn State.

I don't know if Texas would beat them. Oh my God. They would put in Manning. Like at the end, they'd be like, we don't want to hurt our starter. I mean, Manning is better than their starter. Not even close. Suvide. Suvide. Suvide. Please tell.

Is the ancient art of basically boiling your food. Oh. So do you know about it? I do. You do? Yes. You just said you did it. I practice Suvide all the time.

You talked about it like it's martial art. Yeah. Hard boiled eggs. Suvide. I love a good Suvide egg on Easter. Yeah? Yeah. How do you sous vide? Well, it's the ancient art of boiling.

You're a sous vide-er. You're not going to stop. I actually don't even know if you would say it's boiling. Well, yeah, because the way it is, is you put food in a plastic bag and then submerge it in water that you put this rod, the sous vide rod into the water, and it heats the water to the very temperature at which you would like the food to be cooked through. I see.

So for a medium rare steak, do you know what the temperature of medium rare steak is? No, I'm all eyes. Is it 135? Well done. I'm all eyes and all feel. I don't know, I'm just a thermometer. What about properly cooked chicken? What about that poultry?

Do you know? All eyes. 165. I prefer it around 155. Now with like a- A little pink. Yeah, I like my chicken a little pink. So it doesn't fly away. For a steak, you're probably gonna wanna finish it on a cast iron or the grill,

in which case if I'm sous vide- I'm strictly a pansier man. Or do you finish it in the oven? No. Oh you just? Strictly a sear. Okay. That's cool. That's pretty old school and I would say it's not that precise. It is extremely precise and I definitely can make a better steak than you. Not a chance. At 100%. In the world. We've already been over this. I would be willing to bet everything I own, We've already been over this. that my steak is better than yours. And we would need to get-

I'd make a common man steak. Yeah, well, I could do a steak five different ways that would be better than your fucking flipping it like it's a pancake. We could do it. We could do a steak off. We showed a great British steak off. But we have to have people that are gonna come and taste the steaks and say which one's better.

And we could do a blind. Yeah, we can do a blind. We can do it. We can tell them. Well, I'm not going to cook mine blind. I need my eyes. Like I said, I'm all eyes. We have to have different people. We have to have some people judging it by the look, some people judging it by the taste, and some people go and look and taste. Not at all. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's only taste. Okay. Just taste then. I'm fine with that. We're not doing look.

Okay. I'm fine with that. Because Francis is going to be pulling out like he's going to have like some weird fucking, a screen. Yeah. Design fine with that. We're not doing look. Okay, I'm fine with that. But if we're- Because Francis is gonna be pulling out like he's gonna have like some weird fucking, yeah, designs on his. Accoutrements? Yeah. Francis is gonna have his face burnt into the crust. Yeah, a little brand. I'm gonna come around like Paul Hollywood and crew. Have you guys ever watched Great British Bake Off? I've never. Oh my god, it's the best fucking show on Netflix. Yeah, I've watched it. I was watching it this week. It's the most most calming show Paul Hollywood and crew. I wasn't paying attention my parents had it on Did they watch it? My mom watches it all the time. I didn't know they had anxiety It's a nice one. You didn't?

I guess it makes sense. With this? I guess it makes sense. Bundle of nerves. I guess it makes a lot of sense. Yeah, but we need to do this I need to have a yeah, I'm down But I mean, I don't know where we'd be able to do it because I'd have to use my home tools. Like I'm not playing in a way game for this. So this isn't getting done. Wait, you gotta go to Chicago.

No, I could do it in the, I could do it. In the Chicago office? I'll just bring my own gear. At Francis's, or you wanna do it at my house? You could do it at your house. Rones is probably the right idea. I had to disconnect my smoke alarms because I'm cooking so much and they just go off nonstop.

And now I sleep fitfully. The only problem- Because I'm concerned that I've left on a burner from all the cooking I'm doing and I won't be alerted. My bedroom will be safe. I'll open the door to a wall of flame. Yeah, that's not good. Well, you know what you need is you need to downgrade

and get an electric stove like me. You could literally throw, you could put- Yeah, those never start fires. You could cover that thing in flint and it wouldn't light up in flames. No way. Those have to be one of the top five ways fires start in New York City.

An electric stove? Those things get like, you could literally like place your face on it on max temperature and you'd be like, oh, it's a little warm. Maybe it's just my new one. Maybe mine just sucks. There's a new technology that everyone's using. People are moving away from gas because it's causing harm down the road to people. But what's it called?

The one that's like... A flat top? It's not electric. down the road to people. But what's it called? The one that's like... The flat top? It's not electric. You put the thing on top and it's almost like magnetic or something. I don't know. There's some type of new oven, or excuse me, burner technology

that everyone's advocating for. Dude, why don't we do a nice steak off. You guys talk, I'm gonna find this. Let's do a steak off. Let's watch ball. Let's have a steak off launching into playoff football. I like that. Playoff football is around the corner.

It is next week. That's what I mean. That's fucking exciting. I'm going to have pigs in a blanket, but I won't have them before the stakes. I want my palate to be clean. Who else should I have as a judge? Jack Mack? Induction, induction stoves. I want my pallet to be clean. Who else should I have as a judge? Jack Mack? Induction, induction stoves. I'm not familiar. Yeah. Is that old? Is that new technology or old? I think that's pretty new actually. I'm thinking of convection.

Convection is easy bake up. They say electric is the second most safe and then third is gas and fourth is ceramic or glass top stoves which I've never even heard of. That's what I have in my apartment. I have a ceramic stove. Use glass top, use a see-through oven. You have a coil of hot wire. Yeah. Which frat brothers turn into their Greek symbols to brand their shoulders. I could really do mine anywhere cuz I got the Coleman. I'll just bring the Coleman over. Do it outside. Yeah.

You have a Coleman stove? Oh yeah. The original? Well, I have one for camping. Last, to close the loop. But it's big, it's like a full, you could fit a full pan on there. I'm sous-viding.

I had been using the water displacement method on Ziploc bags. So you submerged the meat into the Ziploc in the water and you use the water pressure to sort of seal it. Imperfect. For Christmas I was given a vacuum sealer, which with plastic bags. And so now the seal is precise.

Wow. And you can package marijuana odor free and vacuum seal it. I don't do that. No, I don't think you would need to. No, I don't need to. But that's on the table. You could for you. Unless you're looking at like catapult drugs

across the border. Well, you move big volume. You're a volume weed guy. I'm a volume man. So I can make it so that, you know, when you start to really pile up your stores, I can make it odor free. That'd be great.

So that your landlords don't catch wind. I definitely would appreciate that. Literally catch wind. But that you have been, I mean, your apartment's basically a drug den. It's not. It's basically a FOP house. My apartment is so nice and clean.

I went to Stass's apartment and there were Dominican girls in bras. Just moving around. When they leave for the day, Sas checks between their toes like it's blood diamonds. We're just like tiny weed nugs. I'm sorry, mister. I didn't know how I got in there. They call him Poppy. Oh man.

They definitely do. That's great. Just fumes. They're just wearing ski masks. They're wearing balaclavas and then bras. Very funny. Gas masks for the fumes of the fucking terpenes. Very funny.

Now, are you still on the high THC strains or are you mixing it over to something a little bit lighter? I don't know what you're talking about, brother. You got me mixed up with the wrong guy. I think if you just start being honest now. Rone's actively rotating between two different weed pens as we speak. I gotta keep you in check, brother. I'm not even kidding.

I looked over there and there's two different weed pens that he's hitting. I gotta keep the ups and the downs There's one black one and one white one and he's rotating hits between them. It's the duality of man the yin and the yang my brother I Got them from you. No you did not. I bought them at your oh never put that poison in me. No, you don't you want this is live rosin not resin. You're gonna like this one much better. Oh, all right So ask thanks. Rhone texted me last night asking me if I know where I could get him some shatter.

And they're like, go, just come over. He said, I'm looking to pick up an ounce of shatter. Do you know a guy? He said, it's never too late, just come right over. Freezers filled with it. I'll have Consuelo bring it to your house. I was like, dude, I don't even know what that is. No, I know that you were fucking drizzling shatter all over.

Do you know one thing I found very discouraging in watching the football game yesterday was that. It sucks and college football sucks. No, I was gonna say once again, there's just some story of some fucking lacrosse player. Oh yeah. Who like walked onto the football team. Yeah, the quarterback.

He had, and they're like, yeah, he's a, no, he's a slot, he was a receiver. Oh really? On Notre Dame. And they're like, yeah, he's a, no, he's a slot, he was a receiver on Notre Dame. And they were like, yeah, he's, you know, hoping that he gets to show up a little late to practice so that his team, the football team makes the finals. And it's like, he, and then they go into this thing about how he hadn't even picked up a lacrosse stick until he was like, and every single time,

these stories are always about how this, you know, incredible football player discovered lacrosse late in life. Yeah. And just like the game was easy, you know? Yeah. It's never like brilliant lacrosse player picks up a football and just walks onto the field at Notre Dame and is a fucking prodigy. And is that what happened? Yeah, this guy and he won a national

championship with Notre Dame last year and he's an attackman in lacrosse. He just picked up football randomly? No, I think he came to Notre Dame for... So does it ever go that direction? Does it ever go where a guy's just like sick of lacrosse and he just like won hands of football? Yeah, that was cool. And then now he's on the Warriors, right? Yes, he is. He got he had a couple of coffee with the he was on their G League team. Yeah, he bumped up to their big guy.

He made the final team. That's crazier to me. To go from a I don't understand how. To go from a, I don't understand how you could go from a field sport to basketball. Just like picking up a basketball and having perfect form. Dude, I think basketball is so specialized that it doesn't make any sense to me. Going from football and lacrosse. It makes less sense to me when the, all these

football players that like could have gone to the MLB or like, like Deion Sanders. Bo Jackson. I kind of agree with that. Like that makes less sense to me. That's like baseball feels like. But isn't it usually quarterbacks though? Russell Wilson, Arizona. Kyle Brady. Kyle. Kyle Murray. Tom Brady almost I think they said that he could have gone to the he would have been drafted to the MLB if he didn't keep playing football.

I can understand how quarterbacks are able to translate the quarterback throughout a pitching. Yeah. That makes sense to me. are able to translate the quarterback throw to pitching. That makes sense to me. Yeah, I guess that is true. But basketball to me, it's like, if you don't dribble every fucking day and shoot, I don't know how you can keep being, I don't know how you're good at that.

Like are people, is anyone even born with perfect shooting form? Or is that something that's always taught? Curry and Clark. No, it's's the only one I could think of. They had their dad. They had their dad in the, you know, or at least Curry had his dad as an NBA player. Yeah. Dell, who left a very promising career in computers to follow his dreams of joining the NBA. Yeah. Dell. And he left, he was. Yeah, Dell and he left.

He was married to Adele and then they got divorced. Speaking of Dell, great, great computers. I was looking at them the other day. Ended up going with an HP instead. Hewlett Packard. Yep. You're out of the Mac game fully. No, no, I got a new monitor for gaming.

Oh, monitor. I thought you're talking about a laptop. No. That'd be respectable to get out of the Mac game. Thinking about it. I mean, I thought about getting a PC, but they're just too expensive. Really? I don't have the funds for that. That's not true. Well, I'm not talking about getting like a fucking PC for like work and like a gaming PC. Well, once you're a cabal of managers who are

stealing your every dime stop, you might be able to afford it. It's true. You just need to let them go, brother. Yeah. You let me and Francis do that business. Fire everyone so I can get a gaming PC. Sorry, guys.

I'm not gonna fire you all. I need a gaming PC. No. Just try and rehire them a little bit later. Does Mac make gaming computers? No. I see. It should.

It's kind of dumb if it don't. I got 50 pages left in the Steve Jobs biography. Phenomenal. Pretty interesting journey. I mean, are they pretty much still just living off the back of his innovation and sensibility for sleep design? It's kind of weird. I don't really know because I haven't figured out what happened after.

Obviously Tim Cook becomes CEO, but I mean, his oversight of the company was just this like when he came back, it was just like whatever, 10 straight years of product innovation that was like fucking MacBook, you know, iPhone, no, iPod first, which really became the big thing. Yeah. Then iPhone, iPad. Blackberry. No. But it was like, just one after another, a product that like just, you know, became something that everyone in the world had to have. Did you ever hear that thing about how like how it took them?

Like they spent like weeks trying to figure out the click on this. No. To make it as satisfying as possible. That's cool. Yeah. That's all. Yeah. That's all the type of stuff that he was obsessed with, you know? But I don't, to your point, Rome, what products has Apple come out with since he died? I think he died in 2011.

I guess it's like the- The fucking virtual reality bullshit. Virtual goggles. But did they, were they at the forefront of that? No. Yeah. Did they, were they at the forefront of that? No. Yeah, so they're just repackaging somebody else's good idea with Apple branding. In under Tim Cook's tenure,

they've become a trillion dollar company. So clearly they're doing well. And does that just mean that they're refining the iPhone and like leaning in to improve their products so much? Probably. Is there a new product from Apple that has come out since 2011 that has been like this groundbreaking thing? Am I just forgetting?

I think the Apple camera. Apple Watch. Apple Watch. Apple Watch, a lot of people have the Apple Watch. Yeah, a ton of people have that. The camera alone on the iPhone is better than every other phone camera. Yeah. Is it?

And that was probably, yeah, I think so. I thought the Samsung camera used to have a fucking- The new one is, the new iPhone camera is insane. Yeah. It can damn near do that zoom in on the moon that the one used to present. They constantly make it look like the Google Pixel and these Samsung phones have better cameras

because the camera on their phone is this big for some reason. And then you see the photos and you're like, I know this is still worse than the iPhone. This is worse than like the iPhone 5. I'm just not really tapped in on like computers or technology. I'd love to be, but I'm just not dialed. So I just don't know if Apple still has the upper hand of crazy innovation. I think they do. I mean. Oh, okay. Apple Watch, that was 2014.

Over 100 million people have it worldwide. AirPods, AirPods. AirPods is a big one. AirPods is huge. I was looking at the cinematic mode on the camera. And this looks like a real fucking camera. Vision Pro. What do you mean a real camera? Like it looks like a. fucking camera vision pro putting a real camera like it looks like it is a real camera DSLR though air pods is a big

fucking one and then they've added features like face ID and different things to some of their other products yeah I like. He's such a weird guy. Jobs? Yeah. From all that LSD he was doing? Diet was nuts. What was his diet? He just ate fruit.

Really? Strict vegan, had these crazy diet fads, and he would eat fruit to the point where he didn't think that he had body odor. And he would stink. And people would tell him, and he was like, you're wrong. I only eat fruit. I don't smell. They're like, dude, we can't work with you. This is unbearable. How bad you smell. That's a good autism.

He would walk around with barefoot. He had all these like Eastern, uh, you know, Hindu kind of beliefs. Was he always like that or was that when he just got really rich that he became No, no, he, he was that way. And I would say became less so. Oh really? Yeah. Interesting. That was- Was he harder to work with? He was always tough. He got fired, right? Yeah. That's got to be so brutal. Imagine getting fired from- Well then he went to Pixar. That'd be like if we all voted out Dave. He went to Pixar. Like if we were like, Dave, you no longer work here. Like wouldn't you be like, if we all voted out Dave. He went to Pixar. Yeah. Like, if we were like, Dave, you no longer work here. Like, wouldn't you be like, what the fuck are you talking

about? I created the company. Yeah, but then, yeah, and then Dave leaves, and like, Barstool just starts, you know, treading water under someone's leadership. And then we got to bring him back. Bring him back, and it just explodes again. Yeah.

So what did he do with Pixar? So Pixar, I think initially was like a software company or something, but they had this one guy, Andy Lasseter, I think his name was, who like just fooled around with animation. The gymnast coach? Carl Nassner, or Larry Nassar. Oh, Larry Nassar?

There's this guy at Pixar, Larry Nassar. Penn State grad. We are. Go Lions. He just fooled around, yeah. He just fooled around, he was fooling around and he had like, it made a short film where toys were, you know, coming to life a little bit

and then they partnered with Disney. Because Pixar, at that point, was like failing with their software. Jobs had launched another company called Next. They were trying to make computers and compete with Apple. And then I think Pixar might have been the software company that they were partnering with.

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made a good animated movie. So they partnered with Disney as a distribution company. And then they put out Toy Story and it became. And then they did, it was like Toy Story, a Bugs Life, Cars, Ratatouille, Finding Nemo. They did 10 movies in a row that were just like, Bugs Life, Cars, Ratatouille, Finding Nemo. They did 10 movies in a row that were just like gigantic blockbusters. Bugs Life is a banger.

Do you know the story of that? No. So there was a guy at Disney, I think, who had been in on the conversations with them about making a story about like insects that were anthropomorphic or whatever. And he decided to rush forward ants. Do you remember ants? Yeah. And they launched ants six weeks before A Bug's Life. I remember them both coming out. And it caused a huge rift, huge war.

Did Pixar do the B movie too? No, no, they didn't. So that's one of the greatest movies of all time. It's a Seinfeld, right? Yeah. I never saw it. Oh, it's unbelievable. I never saw it either.

I'm not supporting that pedophile that you love. What, what? Yeah, that's what I fucking thought, bro. Bro, not even comparable. Your favorites are pedophiles. Jerry Seinfeld's not a pedophile, eh. He, what are you talking about? Seventeen is a minor.

But they were in a loving relationship. There's a different term for this. I'm gonna find it. Are you gonna do like the age? There's like age groups for pedophilia? Yeah. It's like, there's a specification John Marco has a very funny bit about that

If you like them Older It's not that but it's really not that bad That's literally what sass is saying right now, it's actually not that bad no, I'm saying Jerry Seinfeld was in a loving relationship with a child and Jerry Sandusky was forcefully bringing his life into other children's lives. And I'm disgusted by one and you're supporting the other Jerry S.

No, you are. Thefibophilia, primary sexual interest in mid to late adolescence generally ages 15 to 19 all right and then there's before that is hebophilia which is around 11 to 14 hebophilia loves the Jews which makes me think that pedophilia is younger than 11 I think it is or maybe it's all-encompassing I think it is. Or maybe it's all encompassing. I mean, it seems like you know a lot about it. Vitaly, come on in. Vitaly, we got it.

I know that only because of the John Marco bit. And then he says, at the end of the bit, he goes, and the only reason that people don't know that is because the only people that know that are pedophiles. Who are always being like, I'm not. I'm not a pedophile, yeah, I'm a hebephilia. Yeah, yeah a feebophilic Anyway, so Steve Jobs is Or no a feebophile would be the term I guess Steve Jobs

Yeah, so so you were you were just at the story of you were at the precipice of the story of ants Yeah, so ants came out and I went and saw ants in theaters I remember and it scared the shit out of me. That movie was kind of like weird. It was dark. Yeah. It was war.

Yeah. Just full blown war. Yeah. And like marching ants and you know, and it did okay at the box office. And then six weeks later, Bugs Life came out and was the graphically was so much better. And they talk about things like, you like, seeing the bugs perspective in the grass and like the light glinting off the blades of grass and the dew was so revolutionary.

And the story was just so much better. All these myriad species of insect bonding together to fight off the grasshoppers. It's far less sinister than the ants. Who are the grasshoppers supposed to be? The Japanese? That is a good comp. hoppers is far less sinister than the ants who are the grasshoppers supposed to be the Japanese It's good. That is a good comp when did it come out? What ants?

Bugs life and ants. Yeah, probably like 2000 2000 flash Cronin's Oh look, there's probably the Koreans Yeah, who is the worst the worst people du jour at that time? Probably like the Egyptians or some shit like that. Arabs. 1998 is when A Bug's Life came out.

So who were the grasshoppers? Who did we hate in 1998? I think the Koreans. Probably like the Yugoslavs or some shit like that. Oh, okay. Yeah, ethnic Serbs. Yeah, the Serbs. These fucking Serbian grasshoppers.

Slobodan Milosevic's. Probably like the Yugoslavs or something like that. Oh, okay, yeah. Ethnic Serbs. Yeah, the Serbs. Yeah. These fucking Serbian grasshoppers. Slobodan Milosevic's. Just mowing down the fucking Serbian grasshoppers. Francis, you gotta go watch the B-movie tonight. Okay. It's a banger.

I've been watching some great movies. I saw Anora. Oh, I've heard that. That's really good. I fucking loved it. So that's what you were jerking off to while you had the fucking... No, she's not my type. I've heard there's a ton of nudity in it. It sure is. That's what you were jerking off to while you had the fucking no, she's not my type I've heard there's a ton of nudity in it sure is a fuckfest. Yeah full frontal. Did you like it?

You didn't like it. I thought it was good. Not great. Oh, I thought it was so you said it was great Good not great. You were like, I saw Nora last night. You're talking about me. No, he said it No, I said I lit the menorah last night I said I lit the menorah last night. Last night of Onika. The B movie is such a good movie. Stop talking about B movie. Shut up about the B movie. It's literally about a B who has a relationship with a real woman and her boyfriend hates the B.

It's so funny, dude The boyfriend tries to kill the bee because the bees like fucking his girlfriend And isn't there a second one where they have a daughter named Sky B? It's such like a bizarrely funny movie and they live in the hive and like the beginning is Jerry Seinfeld and he's like a young bee who's graduating they only go to school for like one day he falls in love with a 17 year old pretty much yeah but he's like his parents are like how's your report card and he goes perfect report card all bees that's a good line you've seen this movie enough times to quote it oh

it's so good dude I put the bee this movie enough times to quote it. Oh, it's so good, dude. I'd put the B movie up there with Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. The best animated movies, the B movie. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is so good. Big Hero 6, banger. I didn't mind Big Hero 6. You didn't mind it? What was the one about girls getting their periods? It was phenomenal? What was the one about like, girls getting their periods?

Poofy was phenomenal. What's the one about girls getting their... Inside out? No, no, no. There's like another one. Where there's like a panda or something like that. Oh, Kung Fu Panda. No, no, there's another one.

Kung Fu Panda's great. It's amazing. Yeah, Ratatouille's unbelievable. I just rewatched that. That is a banger. But it's kind of like B-movie just ripped off Ratatouille. In what way? Like the relationship with the animal and the human? Yeah I guess but I don't think that's a ripoff at all like it's been done a lot of different times. And

like what? Bugs life. There's no relationship with the human in there. I don't even know if the human are there humans in a bug's life I don't remember. I don't think so There's got to be another one The animal and the human have a relationship. Yeah, not really Ted Ted yeah, Ted. Yeah You're wearing Nike elites. I think they're blazers No, I meant the socks. No, these are Smart Wool.

Oh, fuck yeah. He thought he was wearing some dark leech. Man of culture. Yeah. We all have dark smart wool. Love the dark socks. Check out these. What are those?

I love bean. Nice. Not bad. Bean socks. Oh yeah. Nice. Not smart though. He's a beaner.

Dumb wool. What other movies have you seen? Did you see Dee Dee? I watched, no, but I want to. I watched- Did you watch Scent of a Woman yet? What's that? Did you watch Scent of a Woman? No, I watched Juror number two last night.

Is that new? Yeah, it's a Clint Eastwood movie. It's insane. Great plot. It's insane that you would watch Juror two before you'd watch Scent of a Woman. You don't get to choose the order of my movies. No, if I gave you a recommendation, I assume you're going to watch the recommendation.

It's just an order of how I feel at that time. I disagree. I saw a new Western movie that came out. I've heard about this. Dude, have you seen that trailer for the A24 Navy SEAL movie that's coming out? No. It's directed by a Navy SEAL.

That sounds cool. It looks fucking insane. I Like that. It wasn't that yeah, Oh Horizon an American Saga That I watched it was fucking pretty good. You saw it. Yeah, it's not bad. It was interesting It was like a medley. It was like almost like Crash where it's just a bunch of stories But they didn't even really weave together. And then at the end of the movie, they just motored through.

Like they told a bunch of stories, 80%, and then they finished it with a montage. Almost like they ran out of money. Yeah. I feel like I've seen a couple of movies like that. Jury number two is pretty good. Yeah, what's it about? Nicholas Holt, who is selected for jury duty

on a case where a guy is accused of murder, murdering his girlfriend. But as they learn the facts of the case, Nicholas Holt realizes that he was at the actual same spot the night that the alleged murder happened, and he was driving down the road in the dark in the rain, and he thought he hit a deer, but he actually hit the woman.

All right, well no spoilers. I'm probably gonna watch this. This is in the trailer. Okay. Didn't know that he hit the woman. He kills her or thinks he kills her and then doesn't know how he should go about it. I guess adjudicate the case as a juror.

And it's about him trying to. Oh, he's the one who did it. Oh, he's the one that. Yeah. It's highly implied through the trailer. Like, yeah. So I would just be like, she's guilty. Yeah.

100. I'd be like, the guy, the guy's guilty. Yeah. The other guy. That's amazing. Yeah, 100, I'd be like, send him to the chair. The guy's guilty, yeah. The guy understands. The other guy. That's amazing. Yeah, give him the chair. What are you talking about? Open and shut case.

Firing quarter. This should have been a short movie. Yeah, this motherfucker needs to burn. But he's a- Look at his face, look at his face, how he's looking. He's a consumable young man. He's not just, but it's complicated because his wife is in her third trimester of pregnancy

and he knows that if he fesses up to the crime, there's all kinds of weird actors in it. Like fucking Kiefer Sutherland has like four lines in it and then JK Simmons is also in it for a cup of coffee. I love JK Simmons. Dudes the Goat. Tess from Whiplash. He's doing a lot of good stuff. I just don't like his positions on trans people. I love JK Simmons. Dude's the goat. Just from whiplash? He's from a lot of good stuff. I just don't like his positions on trans people.

What are they? I'm thinking of JK Rowling. Little HP joke. I was thinking of JK Dobbins. Little TSHP joke. You locked in on Ball. I can't believe that fucking Penn State's in the final four and nobody, like not you guys should be celebrating this for me

Why would we be celebrating because we could all celebrate together Harvard men. We don't give a fuck about the Final Four Men of Harvard. Yeah, sorry my bad. No, that's right. You don't say Harvard men you uncultured swine That's how I know you'll never be a man of Harvard I want the Bengals to make the playoffs so bad You uncultured swine. That's how I know you'll never be a man of Harvard. I want the Bengals to make the playoffs so bad. So they play the Brown, or they play the Steelers? They play the Steelers and they need the Jets to beat the Dolphins, which I think they will.

And they need, but they need the Chiefs to beat the Broncos. Oh, this isn't pointless for us to talk about this. I know, cause it's gonna be over by now. Fuck. Do you think there's truth that if the Bengals somehow do make the playoffs, that they're gonna give Joe burrow the MVP I think they should I think I mean I think he should be the MVP regardless, but they're not he's not gonna get it

It's probably gonna be Josh Allen and it probably should be Lamar. I Think they give him it to to Joe burrow if he makes it just cuz he's so fucking handsome cuz he's so I mean dude He's the best. I love Joe Burrow and I used to hate him. Do you love Timothée Chalamet too? Dude, Timothée Chalamet I like, but I'm like starting to wonder what? No, I still haven't seen it. What? Yeah.

I'm starting, I just haven't had time, been working. I haven't, I've been playing video games a lot, but I'm starting to wonder if Timothy Chalme just has like a super good PR person. I think he has a huge penis. Oh, that, no, obviously. But like, what would make, why would out of nowhere, like, like I, cause like now- Cause the movie's coming out.

Yeah. So obviously I know he's doing PR but I mean like I mean like how long has Timothée Chalamet been around? What like eight years now? But he's not doing PR. He's doing press. He's not it's not like public relations where he's trying to rehab his image. He's doing press for the movie. I think he is trying to rehab his image. No but he's from what? It's press from the movie. Dude Timothée Chalamet has for his entire career he has had like a choke hold on every single girl in the world. Like girls are obsessed with Timothy Sharpman. Sure, but why do you say he's trying to rehab his career?

Because I think they think, I have a theory, I mean, it's not that crazy, but I think someone was probably like, you have every girl that is going to movies wants to go see you in a movie. If you somehow can get, all all the sudden get a massive male Fanbase like you are going to be like Leonardo DiCaprio. I wouldn't say I wouldn't use the word rehab for that I would say he's you're saying having it. There's no re I mean dude He like I never have I've never disliked Timothy Chalamet and I've always thought he was a great actor I've never been like a big I've never been like oh, I gotta go see that movie I love Timothy Chalamet and now all of a sudden he's doing like

fucking Pat McAfee and Theo Vonn's show and he's doing Nard War. Like he's doing like all these shows where like he comes off as like he's like, this guy's the fucking man. Which like, if that's what he's really like, props to him, he fucking rules. But like, it's kind of like out of nowhere.

But I think that is what he's really like. You think so? I saw a TikTok from somebody that went to high school with him that was like, this has been, this is exactly who he is. He's really like you think so I saw a tick-tock from somebody that went to high school that with Him that was like this has been this is exactly who he is. He's like Yeah, I was for a girl that went to high school with him. He rules Yeah, I think he might I think you might but I feel like it's a little out of nowhere Like all of a sudden he's like well you just needed to get your weight up and not your hate up

I think is what I'm not hating at all. No you have but you had been hating no I said I said I never just liked him you said he needed to rehab his image because he's been choking women You said he had a vial of woman's blood around his neck he's had a choke hold on every woman in the world that he would go to the steakhouse and Cannibalize women because okay So like I go to the butcher and say dealers choice for Like, Timothy- like, I've seen a lot of Timothy Chalamet movies that I really like. That I think are really good. Just wrapping all the callbacks into one.

Yeah. There's- there's a lot of really good Timothy Chalamet movies. I've never had anything against him, and I've always thought he was a good actor. But, like, he's never been an actor that, like, men have been, like- Like, if, like, Leonardo DiCaprio's in a new movie that like Quentin Tarantino directed I'm gonna be like oh I gotta go see that in theaters but like once upon a time Hollywood DiCaprio was like that too. All of my friends went and saw that movie. He can't be like this manly actor until you're like a man yeah yeah like he can't be like you can't get a cop role

yeah you know. I think there are some young men who have established themselves as manly actors like teller I Wasn't even gonna say him cuz he be Jordan Yeah, that's better my Jordan Jordan Who whom else? Well, yeah, but he's kind of a dreamboat guy too. He's like Elvis. Yeah, he could never He could never do what Chalamet is doing right now. No way he would get it on the desk.

He's not going to Pat McAfee. He couldn't mix it up with Tactical Diggs. But like dude, was that not, did that not seem bizarre that they did the picks for whatever game that was and Timothée Chalamet was the only one that got it right On college game day He was the only one who got what? They all do like their pick who they think is gonna win I don't even remember what the game was And everyone voted one team

And Timothy Chalamet was the only one that voted the other team And that was the team that won And then everyone was like, holy fuck dude Tim, I wanna hang out with Timothy Chalamet Yeah That's literally what you do every week with your parlay. You're like, I have too many girlfriends. I'm gonna start talking balls,

just to try and diversify my audience. I don't think that's what I do at all. You're 100% doing that. You're like, let's talk about the parlay. You're like reading how to, you had the French pronunciation of it up the first time. Dude, you literally went to a college that embraces pedophiles.

Why are you coming at me? And you're smoking two different weed pens at the same time. It's called a fucking cocktail, brother. No, we're actually worried about you, and this is why we're recording on Friday. Well, then why don't you help me, bro? No, we're gonna send you somewhere. This is a call for help.

Sass is gonna start calling our recording sessions salons instead of recordings. There he is. We're doing a TED-OTes. I lost the fantasy championship. To whom? Brandon. Wow. Me and Brandon were side texting.

I was like, Brandon, take his ass down. Were you really? He was like, calling me up. He was like, should I? He was asking for tips? Yeah. No fucking way. He was like, Purdy or Stafford?

He was going back and forth. He texted me Purdy or Stafford. And I said, what the fuck are you texting me for? Well, he was calling me up for tips. And then afterwards he was like, we got the son of a bitch. It took a while. We were rooting on your downfall so fucking hard.

That's because I fucking rinsed you. That's because I rinsed you. You beat me by three points. If I made it to the final, I would have won by 20. Embarrassing performance by Rowan. Well. No, because Jalen Hurts got a concussion. Embarrassing.

And you were popping champagne like Business Insider had just gone under. You couldn't have been having more fun. I told you, I don't root for injury. That's not who I am. Yeah, you pray for them. You don't root for them. Dude, when I lost, it was tough

because I lost from Jameer Gibbs, who I now have his jersey. And I didn't want I lost from Jameer Gibbs who I now have his jersey and You know, I didn't want to root against Jameer Gibbs and I definitely would never root for injury against Jameer Gibbs like hope the Lions win the Super Bowl, but Though the real the real one was so it was there was Saturday games and Sunday games Saturday because it was Christmas week too. So like a lot of teams have played already. So Saturday going into the 8pm game, it was commanders versus the Falcons. I had one player left to play and Brandon had two

players left to play. I had Terry McLaurin and he had B'Jaun Robinson and Jameer Gibbs and I was up by 40 points. So I was like, all right, if I can stay on the same pace or around the same pace as Bichon Robinson, like Terry McLaurin, and I can be up by at least 30 by the time that we're going into Jameer Gibbs playing, this is an easy win. Terry McLaurin puts up 1.5 points and Bijon Robinson puts up what? 28?

Yep. It's never easy in fantasy, bro. That's when you lost, when you started thinking you were about to have an easy win. Dude, I literally like, I almost cried. I genuinely was like, I've never, I don't think I've been that upset in a really long time. I think that my third favorite sport behind like football and basketball is like my own fantasy football team. Oh yeah. Like I root that in a really long time. I think that my third favorite sport behind football and basketball is my own fantasy football team. Oh, yeah. I root for it so hard. I had a lot of fun this year.

My first time. Are you bummed that you're going to be out of the league next year? I understand why it's happened. But I would give you a second chance. I need to know how to do it. But it's so easy to do. Nobody told me.

The only advice I ever got the entire time was from him. What if you get like listen you your guys hurt you need to trade him This is how you do it press these buttons in this order, but you're not retarded So you should be able to figure that out on your own by the time that my whole like, you know Team yeah, I mean I don't know where to go Your team got away from you and there was no point in recovering. But he picked Christian McCaffrey first overall. Yeah, you got, I picked Tyreek first overall.

But then I'm saying, so I hit him up first week and I was like, pick up Jordan Mason. Like Jordan Mason, like McCaffrey's going to be out. Just take Jordan Mason now. I didn't even know, I didn't even know how to trade or find new players. But none of us did. I'd never used Sleeper before. But I think that you should, this is a good potential solution.

You having a co-manager next year. Now, as commissioner, I'm banning that already. I could just, I could easily just watch a YouTube video and figure this out. I just, like, by the time that my- I'll give you one month to decide. Team was completely injured, you know.

But everyone's was. Like, dude, if I go back to my first week roster, half those players aren't on my team. Then what? Then I go where? I go into the pool of NFL players I've never even fucking heard of? Dude, I didn't know who Chubba Hubbard was

until fucking week 10. That's how I know you're not a ball watcher. Chubba. The fact that you didn't, no, just the fact that you didn't watch him in college. Yeah, I don't watch college football. We've been over that a thousand times. Is this what always happens in fantasy, though?

Is that by the end of the season, you're picking up players that you've never even heard of? Yes, 100%. That's always in? Well, unless you're a ball-nower. You know who Juan Jennings was before this season? Joe Juan Jennings? Joe Juan Jennings, the one who went to Tennessee?

No, we know at this point that SAS likes to give them their native pronunciation. Juan. Juan. It's J-U-A-N. J-A-J-U-A-N. No, it's not. Is it?

Yeah. There's Joshua and Ja'Juan. J-A-W-A-N. Jennings. Dude, there's literally like on the sleeper app, it literally has a, it has like a thing that says available players and then you can sort them by the best available players. Right. I guess I got very confused. I didn't understand a lot.

I mean, I didn't understand it. Well, it's up to you. You don't have to do it. No pressure. We'd love to have you back. We'd love to have you back if you understand it. Well, it's up to you. You don't have to do it, no pressure. We'd love to have you back. I can't, my problem is- We'd love to have you back if you do it. If you don't do it, you will be blacklisted forever. Forever, you're saying I get one more chance.

You get one more chance, but you have to commit. Well, you were beating- It takes- I was in first place for the first four weeks of the season. It takes three minutes to update your lineup. I was in first place for a while, I was winning. And then you lost, you literally lost the league. Well, because my quarterback got injured for the rest of the season.

You'd have to go sleep in the port authority for four hours. Right. And if I had known... You'd have to eat like a stack of pancakes, drink 45 beers. If those had been the... We determined the punishments and the prize for the winner before the season, that would have been information that I would have. Easiest thing to do is to go into the people

who are available, click on who is projected to have the most points that week at that position, and just pick that person. Thanks Pete. Thanks Pete. What? Repeat. What do you mean?

I just said that word for word. Well, no one listens to you. I just said that word for word. When did you to you. I just said that word for word. I don't know. When did you say that? Yeah, no one listens to you, dude. Look, there's gonna be higher stakes next year and honestly, Yeah, there's gonna be a lot higher stakes. There's gonna be a buy-in. I think we're gonna stay with pet with ten-man leagues, ten-man teams. I don't know if we'll add two more people. Adding two more people could be nice. Che is always a value add.

Che is always valuable, but he didn't want to do it this year because he already had too many leagues. We need to coerce him. Or a keeper league would also be interesting. I am very interested in a dynasty league. Yeah. I think we raise the steaks out of the water and reverse sear them for a nice caramelized crust.

Use the hook and work the steak. High heat, yeah. High heat. I was playing video games with Mooc and my buddy Matt when Terry McLaurin was playing. And I had to get off the video games. I couldn't breathe. Can I ask a question to our listenership? I was like, I literally felt like someone just stabbed me in the chest. I have a question for our listenership. I don't, this is how I get answers now. Some people use chat GPT or AI. I just ask our listenership. You're like your Alexa. Cleaning my grill. Okay. Have you ever used an onion? Oh, you're talking about your inside

grill. No, no. I'm talking about my outside grill. Oh, your upsteak grill. Yeah, because I finished my sous vide steaks on the grill. But there was, I think, a lot of stuff in the grill from the last time I used it, even though I scrape it. So there was a bit of a lot of flame happening. What's the best way to do that? Some people have told me you just crank it all the way to the highest heat possible, turn everything in there

to ash and then sort of, but that sounds dangerous to me and could cause a grill fire. Well, I think it's dangerous, but if you're watching it, it's probably not that dangerous. Well, I want distance if I'm going to crank my grill all the way up to turn it into a fucking crematorium. What do you think it's going to explode? Cause a grill fire.

Then just put it out. With a fire extinguisher? Or some baking powder? Some baking soda? Those flames are not going down with some baking soda. Also then what? I've now put baking soda in my grill? Yeah, clean to the end.

Do I need to get into the, all the way into the weeds with something? I mean, it's saying right here, you could clean it with an onion. But I have, I don't, that's just for the grill grate, it looks like. I have the fake rocks, you know, I have a nice wolf grill. And there's the fake charcoal,

whatever the, you know, pentagons or something. Yeah. And there's the fake charcoal, whatever, the pentagons or something. Yeah. And there's stuff in between. I've only used it like four times, and already there's just tons of stuff catchin' fire. Send it back. What do I do? There has to be a-

You know what you do, you send it back. The way you open up the bottom. Yes, I've done that. I've gotten all that out. It's just the stuff that's in between. I got a good one for you guys. A good financial question. Great. By the way, a lot of people reached out to me about the fact that your business

manager is paying your rent and everyone universally agrees you are losing money and you haven't realized it yet. Okay. I don't really care about that, but this is another real financial situation. So my PlayStation 5, less than six months old, the HDMI port on the back has broke. You know where you, I got the answer for you. You break, I fix. You break, I fix. I swear to God, that's so good to say.

Okay, but that's where this comes into play. So it's still usable. Like it's still, it's just, it's super finicky. Like I have to fuck with it for like 20 minutes before, like right now it's plugged in's just it's super finicky like I have to fuck with it for like 20 minutes before like Right now it's plugged in so it's good to go. Hmm, but I brought my PlayStation home Oh, and then it took me like 30 minutes to get it going and then I brought it back to New York and it took Me another 30 minutes. That's gotta be so frustrating It is it is and then I was playing like the other day with mook and and it

disconnected and then I just had to get off because it wouldn't fix. So I was looking at getting it repaired and there's a bunch of places, but You Break, I Fix is the most popular one and they have great reviews. Well, it's a brand that you can trust. It's a brand that you can trust with your brands that you already no longer trust. Have you lost trust?

Yeah. Have you lost trust then? Yeah. And so I called, so I set an appointment for You Break, I Fix. Take it to the former Penn State guy that's working there. Yeah. If you I called, so I set an appointment for you, Break iFix. Take it to the former Penn State guy that's working there. Yeah. If you know what I mean.

I was gonna bring it in, but then I was like, why don't I just call? Like, why am I bringing, why am I gonna bring, carry my PlayStation across the city when I could just call them and be like, hey, what's this gonna cost? Get all the information. So I call, I say, HDMI port.

They say, no problem, we see this all the time and then they say it's gonna cost $225 to get it repaired and there's gonna be a over a week turn around PlayStation right now. I could probably get a PlayStation 5 new for 400 would you a Turn it in get it repaired for $225 and not be able to play PlayStation for a full week. I think you, did you counter? Did you see, like, did you say something like,

I was hoping to get this done for like 150 bucks? I'll happily pay cash and see if they accept that? No. That's the type of place I could see them being like, you can actually haggle on price a little. There has to be a place where you can haggle, even if it's not the good, venerable people that you break I fixed. It's New York City. There has to be someone that can do this shit today. I would look at TaskRabbit, I would look at TaskRabbit.

I would also put the call out here. Anyone in the tri-state area that specializes in readjusting HDMI ports on PlayStation 5s. Well, I was gonna do it myself, and then I looked it up and it was like, nah. It's too complicated. You gotta open up the PlayStation and then you have to have like a,

what is it called, soldering? Soldering. Soldering, you have to have a soldering kit. Soldermize. You have to have a hot iron. You have that on your stove. That's how you cook your steaks. I don't know if that would work well with the PlayStation 5.

I'm just hovering the open PlayStation 5 over my electric stove. And I sear to it. Melting the new HDMI port on. Just suit meeting it together. Yeah. So what do you think I should do? You think I should just get a new PlayStation 5? Call around.

Put out the call. Genuinely. No, genuinely. I'm not fucking with you, dude. Every fucking problem I've had in my life, I mentioned it on the podcast, and some amazing person out there reaches out, and we figure it out together.

But if this was you. Let me ask you another, can I ask a follow-up? What's something that you use everyday that you really enjoy, that you like? My sous vide. Your sous vide. Say your, how much is the sous vide?

I don't know, $150. It's not that much. $120. Say it was $150? It's not that much. $120? Say it was $400. OK. And it broke. But it was still usable, but it kind of broke. And then someone said they could fix it for $300.

You wouldn't be able to use it for a week. You getting it fixed for $300, or are you just going to say, I'm just going to spend the extra $100 and get a new one? You're trying to justify buying a new PlayStation 5. How long ago did you buy it? Six months ago. Is it not under warranty? No.

Really? It is, but that doesn't cover it because they look at the... I went through the whole thing. That sounds like a hardware issue. It is a hardware issue, but it's an accidental hardware break. Can you play it right now? It's my fault, apparently. You've reached out to Sony about this? No, I was on the Reddit and everyone was like... Because the HDMI port is the number one thing that breaks on a PlayStation. This would be my first course of action would be to actually hit up Sony or whatever and say like, hey, this happened, it's not working. Lie about why and then see if they'll send you a new one or a refurbished one or whatever.

The problem is it's not like it's like a interior problem. It's literally like you can see like the HD, like the actual thing, like the, the, you know, how when you put it in, it goes in like that, like a vagina. Yes. It's like cracked. Like it's clearly, I pulled out the cord too aggressively or something.

Well, you shouldn't have just said that right now because now you've just waived any of your plausible deniability. Yeah. Oh, I'm not a liar. Well, they're gonna listen I don't lie. This is gonna be in this someone's listening to this in court right now. I Think I'm just gonna ride it out until it until she doesn't work anymore That is that's my question to can it play right now?

Or I will I will ask about the warranty thing for Sony can it play right now? It can play right now and oh it will play today So then oh, she's gonna be playing then just keep playing her. She's gonna be working over time. Just keep playing her What are you talking about? Just wait until it breaks and then get a new one. Whatever that is Oh, man, I cannot wait for the sesh tonight. I know I'm excited for you I was talking about it. Because Bo's going to Spain tomorrow morning. So this is the last sesh for three months. Wow, what's he doing in Spain? Going abroad. For what?

Studying. He's getting his master's in Paris. Really? Classic. No, he's still in school, and this is his last semester, and he said he was gonna go abroad for his last semester. No way. Are you gonna go visit him over there?

So he has no friends. So he has no friends at school. At school? No. He lives in an apartment in Denver. It's not like he's on, he transferred there last year. So he has like the last semester of school, I feel like everybody just wants to be around to soak up college with their friends for the last year. Dude, he's like 24. All the kids that are in school still are like 19. Oh, he has no friends. No wonder he's but with you, bro Yeah, but I It's not like the typical college experience that any of us had no shit He's like his sixth college. He's like Nikki smokes You went to all just a bench other on Who can make their early 20s weirder? You guys are at the weirdo Olympics for the early 20s.

I don't think we are. I mean look he went to because he went to Ole Miss then he went to UVM And then he went to community college in Denver, and then he transferred to Denver Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, but I mean also there was a pandemic that happened in the smack in the middle of that. Bo going to Ole Miss makes a lot of sense. It was hilarious. It was so funny. Why? Because his whole life he was like,

because his family is like Southern, like from Georgia. No shit, they gotta be. And his whole life he's been like, oh yeah, like I'm like, I'm Southern. I'm gonna, he's like, I'm gonna go to Georgia or Ole Miss or Alabama like one of these big schools then he went there and just immediately was like this is the worst that this issue I've ever made

Like he all of his like he was in like he was in a fraternity and they all had like rifles just like in the house And he was like is not for me. Hmm. They didn't treat him like a southerner No, and he'd like to get like hazed at the fraternity. That sucks. That sucks badly. It was hilarious. Why did he just not join a fraternity? Because I think there's like, when you go to a school like that, I think there's a ton

of pressure to join a fraternity. Like a southern school, you mean? Yeah. Or a big state school? Like a big state school in the south? I mean, Penn State isn't in the south, but it's a big state school. There was no pressure. I had an amazing time being nowhere near fraternity.

Yeah, but I'm saying that I think at Ole Miss, there's a lot of pressure to join a fraternity. It's a big frat school. To have fun. There's got to be pressure at Penn State to join a frat. There was like, some people were in frats, but I had like an amazing and complete college experience without ever thinking about joining the frat. I'm sure there's good frats up there. Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, it's a lot easier to say when you're out of college rather than when you're 18 years old going to Ole Miss. Yeah, especially if you don't know anybody there. A lot of people from my high school went there. It's kind of like a pay to play. No, it really is. Like I remember looking into it and it was like, it was like, there was this website, I think it was called like Niche, and it was like

you could look up like the reviews of the school, like actual like school shit, and then you could look up like the nightlife and shit like that, and there was like grades, and it was like, they say on certain schools, so like if you're going there and you're not planning on joining a fraternity, expect to party significantly less than you would if you were in a fraternity.

What the fuck? There's just an alternate universe Like if you're going there and you're not planning on joining a fraternity, expect to party significantly less than you would if you were in a fraternity. What the fuck? There's just an alternate universe where he's just like Ben Mintz. Yeah. No, literally. Yeah. Yeah. Where he gets hired at Barstool the same way that the whole Ford and Pussy Patrol get hired. Like your whole friend group gets hired because you went to Penn State, he went to Ole Miss. Well, my sister's gonna go to college soon, and I told her whenever team wins, that's where she's going.

So Penn State's on the table. She's thinking about Penn State or Ohio State. I hope she doesn't go to Notre Dame. I don't think she can get in. Are you caught up on surviving Barstool? Yeah, completely. I hope she doesn't go to Notre Dame. I don't think she can get in. Are you caught up on surviving bar school? Yeah, completely. We did not talk about you getting out in the last episode of the pod,

if we want to cover that really quick. Or your episode. I mean, I'm happy to talk about it. It was pretty spectacular to watch. And I'm happy to hear about it, brother. Did you watch it? Of course. What'd you think? Uh, I thought it sucked. Well, it sucked that you guys both got knocked out back to back.

And the episode sucked. No, I thought the episode was good. People were telling me that that was like supposed to be the worst episode. Which one? Where I got booted? Yeah. Far from it. Yeah. I think there was one earlier that was way worse. I haven't thought any of, dude, that show is like, I don't know if you guys have talked to people about it. I think that show is becoming a mainstream hit. Dude, I-

Is it? Oh my God. All right, let me say something, and I don't know how this is gonna be received because it's gonna sound like a humble brag, but I hope it's not. because it's going to sound like a humble brag, but I hope it's not. From this show, I have had more women reach out to me than anything else in my life.

And a lot of it is people messaging me being like, hey, I watched you on Surviving Barstool. My sister is your soulmate. You guys don't know it yet. She's too shy to message you, so you need to reach out to her. Here's her Instagram or like my cousin or something. It's like women hitting me up thinking that based on my performance on a game show that I should marry a family member. Are you sure they're not robots? Yes. Let me just- I get that DM all the time that's like, heyate I'll send you an ass pic if you if you message my other Instagram. That's definitely

not what's going on with Francis. And they're robots. I'm pretty sure he's smart enough to vet what's a real point. Well he's not smart enough to know how to add a tight end from the sleeper app so. Different skills you know. He was born to play this game. Different strokes. You hired a business manager to pay your rent. That's not what I hired him for. And he's siphoning money. That's not what I hired him for. He just does that.

He's skimming right now. He's not skimming. Okay, so let me just say this. The reason that I brought this up, stop, stop doing that, women, ladies. I'm flattered, but you're wrong. I am not right for your sister or your cousin. I am a disaster, okay?

And if you set us up, it will ruin your cousin or your sister's life. And I don't wanna do that to her And and they deserve better. So while I'm very flattered and touched. I'm a wreck Psychologically and I am damaged and you should you should save yourselves. That's just gonna make them want it more, bro Don't you fucking get it? Francis put out a call to action. No, no more pussy No more ladies, please stop sending me your tits. They're not doing that. They're sending me an account that they want me to reach out to somebody that they care about. And they're all wrong. Yeah. Because

they're wrong about me. They think that I'm the guy from the show. I'm not the guy from the show. You're exactly the guy from the show. I am the guy from the show. Yeah, definitely. You're definitely the guy from the show. But that's nice that it's a mainstream hit. It was a good... Dude, I was home for Christmas and my... Ooh, just popped a Listerine strip. Shit's got some kick to it. Wait, are you for real? Yeah. You put one in? Yeah. Strong as fuck. When did you do that? Just now. Can I have one?

Sure. I actually really want one. No, don't hand it to me. Let me take it myself. Well, no, because I keep my drugs in here. We'll give it a rattle. What? The old West Virginia made in Co.

I keep my Kalan pins in here just in case All right, come on I'm not getting high as shit and Francis goes thanks There might be a little excess K pin on this isn't strong at all how many do you do one Do you go roof of the mouth or tongue? I don't think it really matters You had to itch your ear You look like I do them all the time that one just hit a little harder than they usually this is whelming This is not on over one that one must have had a little cape in it. That's what it was fair enough I thought that there were some scenes that they had cut out of the episode where I got booted, that I was a little bit annoyed that weren't in there.

Yeah. Yeah, so let's talk about it really quick. Do tell. One, so I made, I mean, spoiler, if you haven't, if you're this deep in the episode, it's fucking insane. I mean, it's fine. It's gonna be a spoiler. So, if you don't wanna hear it, jump ahead. But I got booted this episode. I had a fake idol or whatever and I was My plan was to go to Mubi and to try to convince her that it was a real idol

But there was a scene in there where she was like I can't disobey Dave Yeah, and I was and they didn't put that in and I was like you don't have to obey Dave Like that's so crazy to say disobey Dave. That's like, you shouldn't have to. And she was like, I didn't say obey. I was like, well, it's kind of the same thing. Didn't she start crying? She cried like the whole episode.

But especially during this meeting where, and like, so I had to like, kind of like back off, like I'd kind of like step away. And cause I, it's not that deep. Cause you were like this is out of control. Well, I was like, she's crying. Like it's not, I'm not going to keep on being like, please vote for me.

And she starts crying and I'll be like, fucking get it together. Yeah. And I was just like, okay, it's fine. Like I kind of- Guys, Francis, you would have done that. What? You would have been like, take a deep breath, figure it out.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mubi, I need you locked in. He pushed so much harder than I thought he was going to.

I remember there was a moment you were like, I need you to look at me right now and tell me you're not going to vote for me or something like that. To her? Yeah. And yeah. And she couldn't do it, right? She couldn't really look at me to vote for me or something like that. To her? Yeah. And she couldn't do it, right? She couldn't really look at me. Yeah.

And I did the same or well, and so I also did the same thing with Big Cat and I should have noticed, but it was like hard for him to look me in the eye and I should have fucking picked it up at that second. But he called me, I was like annoyed because he called me before the show and was like, dude, just so you know, you're like one of two people, I'll never write your name down. Did he write your name down? Yes, he like orchestrated and then he go out on camera and was like, you like that?

Damn. Oh, did he? No, but he did that for, that was the my vote thing. Yeah, but he wrote your name down? Him and Dave wrote my name down then. And so after that, I was like, what the fuck? And so I kept on catching him and Dave walking through the hallway.

And like the cameras would be on them and they'd be like whispering to each other about what to do. And I would walk up next to them. And Big Cat would just be like, I was just saying that I was just telling Dave to vote for me. I was like, no, you're lying right now. That's not what happened. The movie and Dave thing was so funny. And then I listened to the unnamed show, which I'd never listened to before.

And Kirk saying that they were talking about grace. They were talking about, well, Kirk said that Dave saying that he can't vote Mubi out was the lowest point of his entire career. And then- Wait, say that again? Kirk said that Dave saying that he can't vote Mubi out cause it'll hurt her personally.

He said that Kirk said that was the lowest moment of Dave's career. And then they were talking about, they were talking about, they were talking about Grace. They were talking about Grace. No, I guess this is way funnier. They were talking about Grace O'Malley leaving Barstool.

And I guess Dave got into it with Whitney Cummings. And he said that like, she's too old to be using a filter on Instagram. Cause she posted something saying that like, how does Barstool not have an HR department? And Dave said like, she's like, you're too old to be using a filter on TikTok. And then Kirk was like,

I think Whitney was like, we should have Whitney Cummings on Surviving Barstool. And then Kirk was like, Dave would probably have her on if we split her in half, have one Whitney, have one Cummings, like age-wise. Like if you split her age in half and one of them was Whitney and one of them was Cummings. Oh my God.

That's good. That's amazing. But yeah, then I got launched back to the house and it was just, I mean, I get there and it's Mincy and Clemmer, but then Francis and Whitney is just a blast. Yeah. When does it come back? Comes back, I guess this comes out today. It probably comes out tonight.

Tonight. So and tonight's the episode that is tonight is like. Can't be better. I think it's probably the best one. Maybe a marquee, maybe one of the couple, like two or three best episodes and definitely like a marquee episode for the series. But almost like, I mean, if it's that marquee episode for the series, but almost like I mean, if it's that level, like for reality TV, it's incredible reality. I almost I almost texted Tommy over the break and said, send me the send me the Dropbox.

Let me get these. Let me get these episodes. He has it. I think he gets them early. Yeah. But I didn't. And I'm happy that I didn't. Right. Cause I thought I was gonna wanna watch them way more. I thought this week was gonna, cause I was like, I thought it was kind of dumb that they did the whole break, but now that it's like the breaks almost over, I'm kind of like, that was actually smart.

Dave's explanation also made sense to me. What did he say? On the Unnamed show, I think. Let people catch up. That and you know, people are traveling for the holidays and all this. And just the viewership would be down. Well, it built.

It did a great job of building up suspense. There's what, six more? So well, too, with Kirk finding the idol. Yeah, it's like a Thanos moment. I mean, it ends on a, without that moment, there's a big downturn. As soon as I'm out of the show, they're like, well, who do we look to now? Agreed.

Yeah. Yeah, dude, when I was home, my cousin's husband was like, like, they don't watch Barstool at all. And he was like, yeah, we're watching it every night. There are a lot of people like that. And he was like, we're going back and we're watching the last season now. Wow. Yeah.

I can't, I know this is preposterous and stupid to do, but I did spend the last, I would just find myself daydreaming at random moments over the last week or so about how I was envisioning a conversation with Rhone where I was like, listen, they're coming for me. Yeah, how you would have done it differently. I'm going to give you the idol now.

They're going to vote me out tonight. And I'll say, damn it, I can't believe I'm going home with an idol in my pocket. And then at the next tribal council, they're going to come for you. But you're going to play the idol. That would have been such a fucking sick play. That would have been the coolest thing ever. Well, dude, it would have been such a fucking sick play. That would have been the coolest thing ever. Well, dude, it would have been an insane play if I had the real idol and I played with a fake idol the entire time to make them think that the idol was fake.

And so they all fucking ganged up on me and then I was able to use... That would have been next level. That would have been the kind of shit you fantasize about. Because then you could have just taken one bullet and taken out whoever you wanted. And who would you have taken out if that had been the case? At that time, I think Dave, I think we were going for Dave. Yeah, we liked that. Yeah. Sad.

This is it. Yeah. I've been having that same conversation with myself all week. I've been daydreaming about it. Do the next season. No No, I was thinking more like I was just I was gonna say fantasy football That's what I was you do the next season no chance You know if I started James Cook instead of Terry McLaurin I would have won by one point Can I just add one more thought I listened to like 19 Louis albums on the drive to me? Oh, yeah, and he has a joke in one of them that resonated so much with me, where he talks about how he sits first class on planes

and then a lot of the time a military member will get on the plane and he envisions himself giving up his seat and going to sit in their seat. And he's so proud of himself for even having this idea that he's like, congratulated himself. He never does it. He never does it, but he's actually told himself, good for you for just thinking it.

Like that's how I've been with this idea about giving run the idol. I've just been like, it gives me pleasure to think of how much we outwitted those guys that were trying to get us out. In a move that never happened. In a move that never happened. It was fucking preposterous.

It was so funny. You said you watched you re-listen to Sorry, right? Yeah, that was the one I had listened to already and I re-listened to it. And you had told me it was your favorite and it is my favorite. Yeah. Dude, the bit in that where he says, he talks about his dog and he's like, he's like, it's so weird like living with this animal and like we, like we think like, like they just like, like they make decisions, like they make decisions,

like they'll, they'll, they'll get up and they'll leave the room. And you're like, you don't know what they're thinking. He's like my whole life. All I've thought they just, they just walk in the room and they just go dog. I love that. But also when, what he, when he's talking about, like, what does the dog think when he just sits and watches TV for like four hours? He's watching me like, what's wrong with him? Why isn't he doing anything at all? I don't know if I told you, I was at the stand,

this was the day I got back to New York. I was at the stand on Friday or Saturday last week and I had three spots and one of them was at 730 and then my next two were like 1130 and midnight So I I left and came back and then I got back and it was like pretty empty because there's only one more show Left and it's already seated. So I was just upstairs sitting with like like one of the managers in a comic. And then the manager got up and went and did something. And I was just like sitting on my phone.

And then I looked up and Louie was just sitting at the table, at the table with me and this other comedian. And he was talking to her and I wasn't saying anything. Like I didn't say like my heart was beating like 300 beats per minute. And he kept looking at me to see if I was laughing. And I just would like laugh as hard as I could every single time. And then he got up and he was like, all right, see you guys. And I was like, see you man.

And that was it. I w I had, I, I had not a single thing to say. I literally did not say a single word. Yeah. I was, I thought I was literally listening to him talk, sitting there, and I was like, anything that I say is going to be the wrong thing. You'd be like, right, right? Yeah, right.

They were talking about working out, and I was like, anything that I chime in with here will be the wrong thing. Yeah, it's not really your wheelhouse of a conversation anyway. But no matter what you said, it would just come off as like, there's no way you're going to have the perfect joke that's

going to represent how you want your sense of humor to be represented to Louis CK in your first meeting to make this lasting impression. It's better to be forgettable, I think, in that scenario than being memorable for another reason. I don't think you even considered that I was a comedian. He was like, it was me and like a ghost was there. Yeah.

Me a woman and a ghost. That's so funny. That's fucking great though. That's awesome. Well, it was this Sienna from the stand was sitting there and they were talking like, and then he got up and left and I was like, are you guys friends?

And she was like, no, we've spoke like twice. And I was like, well, that seemed like you guys have known each other for like 30 years. Was he performing? Yeah. Yeah, he performed the stand. Yeah, and I wasn't there cuz I went I had to go home and play fucking Call of Duty downstairs. Yeah, were you performing downstairs? No, I performed downstairs after him Really on another show on another show That's so funny. That would have been I mean that'd be a fucking incredible if just stay if I just stayed I would have been able to see well it does go to show I mean you get to a Point you're like how many more times do you need to be shown that you playing 19 hours of video games a day? Is actually not is keeping you I mean those sevens I finished my amazing life experiences

I finished my spot at 745 and my next spot was at 1130 That's why you should be drinking 10 minutes I live 10 minutes away from the club. What was I gonna do? Just sit there for four hours? What night was it? I think if Louie shows up, yeah, you're like. Oh, I didn't know he wasn't there when I left. Yeah.

But it's Saturday night at the stand. Yeah, I don't know. It was a bummer. Like I could see on a Tuesday night, you being like, okay, well Well, I mean I wasn't gonna see there for four hours Tuesday all the touring comics are home little life hack. Yeah. All right. I gotta get the fuck out of here All right. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Oh, I'm gonna be in a Phoenix

Arizona this weekend. I Arizona this weekend. I've got some dates now. Yeah. I'm coming back. Francis is back on the road. Franny boy. But more importantly, oh, I'm not going to be in Phoenix this weekend. There we go. I'm going to be in Bloomington, Minnesota. And there's actually a lot of tickets already sold. So those will maybe sell out. Bloomington,

Indiana? Probably not. No, Minnesota. Interesting. In the Mall of America. Ooh. My favorite club. Well, they have a great gap there. Remember we both bought underwear? Oh, yeah. Great gap there.

And we rode the roller coaster. That's the kind of weekend that you want to come with maybe a half full suitcase. It's two suitcases. You don't know what you're going to be picking up. The tiny suitcase inside the big one. All right. You don't know what the gap at the Mall of America is. And say, Francis, what's your available?

I'm going to be in Washington, D.C. at the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the Comedy Loft with James C. and I'm going to be in the say Francis what's your evils? I'm going to be in Washington DC at the comedy loft with John Feitelberg will be featuring for me there Wow That is the first weekend in February February 6 to the 8th. So that's a long way away Let's go ahead and just hammer this Bloomington, Minnesota date Different strokes for different.. Different strokes for different folks. If you like the comedic stylings of little Sasquatch, go to his website. If you live in DC, which is a completely different city from Bloomington, Indiana, go to PunchUp.live

slash Francis Ellis. It's also in my Instagram link in my bio. And then I'll be going to Providence in April as well. And a lot of these tickets are actually moving pretty quickly. I would guess on the heels of my performance in surviving Barstool. So go ahead. Time to add the fourth or 30 shows.

Yep. Bloomington, Minnesota, Phoenix, Arizona, Toronto's coming up. I got Boston coming up, that'll sell out. I got Atlanta, Georgia, that'll sell out, I got Atlanta, Georgia, that'll sell out, I have Westminister, I don't even know where that is, somewhere in Canada. Alright, let's hit these ads. Seattle, Portland, Stanford, Winnipeg, Edmonton, Philly in May.

We're in May? We're talking about May right now? That's all. Oh, I may as well get them all out there. May as well. All right, we'll see you guys next week. ["Close"] Close was over, still, still underground. So I looked older, till you came around. To you, came a ride

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