Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Open Faced Lasagna & The Best Places To Hide Something - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

Spit Hit for Dec 30th, 2024: On this episode, we learn about Mike’s sneaky “heel hack”. We also discuss boogering a spider web, tickle workouts, and Jason’s soggy front. You also do not want to miss our draft of the best places to hide something valuable.  Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: x.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. A rickety-rack, a boop-bop-biddly-bip-bop. That was a full U-turn in the middle. That was, we need to turn back there. Let's get back to where we're comfortable robot sounds I Enjoyed it

Had heart it did and and the nice thing is right before we were like even when the music started playing Andy knew he's like I've got nothing. That's right. He closed his eyes He put his head in his hands. Jason started staring at me. I just started staring at him to try to make him uncomfortable. And I think it just put pressure on for you to come through in that big fashion. Well, you know, 217 episodes in excited to be with you. Spit wads, Al Borland in the building. What's up? Spit wads. And uh, well we have a great show. We have have Would You Rather? That's a great question. And we are drafting the best places to hide something valuable.

Hoo hoo hoo! I am going with all of my picks have to be something I've seen on TV. That's in my head when I was trying to think of this TV or a movie like, where do they hide it? And that's what I'm that as I was making my list I was just everything that came to mind okay all right well that'll be fun there'll be some interesting picks I'm sure thank you for supporting the show for subscribing on Apple podcast Spotify reviewing this show we appreciate it tell your family tell your friends your family I mean that's your friends that are your family right your family yeah you do have Framley. I mean... That's your friends that are your family. Right.

Your family. Yeah, you do have Framley. You've got family that you're not friends with. That's right. You have friends that you're not family with. How is that not a thing already? Well, it just became a thing. You're Framley members?

Yeah. I mean, in this world where we love to just, you know, do mishmash words. Well, it should be on the social media platforms. You know, I have your friends. Yeah. You should have your friends, your family, and then your family. The problem with the Framley button

is that it lets your regular family members know where they stand. Yeah, they got to earn some. They got to do something. Yeah, but you don't want your family members knowing they're not Framley. I don't think that's the case, though, because if you're in the family, that's, you don't,

you can't be in both. Oh yeah. It lets the friends people know that they are on the outside, where the family people, they just, they have their status of family. And that doesn't mean I like you. Yeah, that's exactly right. I see Jason's point. I mean, you would, you'd have two tiers.

We'd be setting up society a little different. No, because the family never gets moved into framily no matter what wait how does fam how do you become framily that's a friend who moves into the frame oh see what we were yeah we're the opposite we're talking very differently we were talking about these are family members who you're actually who you like the ones you like the ones you's none of them. Well, that's for you. For you. That's more of a you issue. Yeah, that's a you issue. There's at least. Can we make everybody strangers?

Yeah, where's? There's a handful of family members that I really like. Yeah, you're frenemies. My frenemy. Oh, no. All right, well, let's start the show. ["Would You Rather?" by The Bachelorette plays in background.] Would you rather? Let's start the show. Would you rather? All right, Ryan from Patreon.

What is happening? Oh, we have people sprinting across the studio. Producers running through the shot. I love it. Ryan from Patreon, would you rather drink 12 ounces of water from a vase as a vase? Thank you, Mike. Can't it be a vase? It's a vase. Thank you, Mike. Can't it be a vase though, too? I want it to be fancy. Yeah.

Okay. From a vase. It's a tomato-tomato thing, but... Well, not really, because a tomato and a tomato, in the end, it is the same thing. A vase and a vase, one is worth a lot more money. Oh, you think it's worth more because it's a vase? If I pay over $1,000, thousand dollars for a vase? Goodness gracious I cap out at a vase at like 50 bucks. Do tomatoes cost more? No that's what I'm saying tomatoes tomatoes they're the same price point. I'd love to just cut off halfway through the

question. So never ever buy a vase because if you're paying more than $50 for a vase it's they're all the same. Well let's wait and see where we might hide valuable things Mike. Would you rather? for a vase. It's they're all the same. Well, let's wait and see where we might hide valuable things Mike Would you rather in a vase? Wait, no, they'll steal the vase Well, the vase becomes a vase if you put something of value in it that would also be true Would you rather drink 12 ounces of water from a vase or that has a that has two week old flowers? That's not that old or eat one giant spiderweb. What? Yeah, this is a question.

I didn't write it, that's for sure. Ryan from Patreon wrote it. Define giant spiderweb. I would say something that is about the size of a standard piece of paper. Oh, it's a spiderweb. You'll eat that? Now there's probably some flies in it. Probably, maybe or maybe not. It's not a cobwe Oh, it's a spider web. You'll eat that? Now there's probably some flies in it. Probably. Maybe. It's not a cobweb, it's a spider web. Right,

but even a spider web, I can take that thing. I can roll that. I mean, what's the size of a, even a giant spider web, if you roll that thing down. Oh, it's tiny. It's barely the size. It's like a grain of sand. That being said. It's very difficult to eat. Can we rewind for a second? You said it's not a cobweb, it's a spiderweb. I am unaware that there is a difference between a cobweb and a spiderweb. There is, a cobweb is a spiderweb that has been departed and has now collected dust and is not in use.

Wait, is that a spitballers definition or is that a real definition? It's an abandoned spiderweb? What? Yeah, it's a cobweb. This is real? That is literally the word that they use when defining it. It refers to an abandoned web. Thank you very much.

Impressive. That is incredible. Send me the honorary doctorate. I didn't know spiders were just moving willy nilly. Old and covered with dust. I've been just quoting the dictionary. I knew that the dust thing felt accurate. My point in even saying it was the fact that a spiderweb likely has very fresh bugs in it,

whereas a cobweb, the bugs of an eel, they've disintegrated and you're just eating. Let's say one bug. One bug. Max one bug. There's a fly. There's got to be at least one bug. All right. There's a fly. There's gotta be at least one bug. There's a fly. You have to consume the whole thing. That's gonna be very difficult. No. That will not be difficult. No.

Okay, hold on. It's like eating, you know, it's way worse than cotton candy. It's very sticky. See, cotton candy dissolves. It also might be a spider. Maybe the easiest thing, if there's a spider, I'm out. Okay, I'm out. You just said there might be,'s a spider, I'm out. Okay, I'm out. You just said there might be, I'm out. Could be.

Could be, I'm out. That's all I need, anything, I'm out. In fact, the name, if it's a cobweb, okay, spider web, too much of the name, I'm out. But what is, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, none of us, you guys have not ever tried a spider web? No, I've never tried one. Not recently.

Do you have to use those cotton candy things? Yeah, you gotta wind it up. But maybe because these bugs stick to this thing, I would imagine it is very difficult. Like is swallowing it easy or does it- The bugs are weak. That's the problem. There's their bugs, they're insignificant. But spiderwebs are sticky.

Like if you go through a spiderweb and you feel it on your skin it sticks to you it doesn't it clings it does cling yeah it don't it clings to I get it but you if it's like a booger I mean you give this thing enough rubbing up in the head not that's not a fact well but for sure I will I will cannot booger a spider web if I said it once I'll say it a thousand times you can't booger a web it's very snot like there are some not snot line There are some boogers that no matter how many times you roll it or flick it will not remove and then the best you could do is change fingers. You know what I mean? You're trying to get it off with the other finger nits. There is some part of that thing that is magically

sticky. But eventually enough of your finger oil will break it down and you get a flick. But I don't. Mike has never cleared a spider web in all of his days. Oh, I definitely have. But swallowing a spider web that might just have one of those magically sticky spots, I think would be a real problem. This is no problem.

You think you can just gulp down a spider web? You're a maniac. Yes, I think you can. Well, he's going to roll it into a ball and hope he canb. You're a maniac. Yes. He's going to roll it into a ball and hope he could basically swallow it like a pill. Yes. You can not. Yes. You can. The booger analogy, you that booger, you want to know how you get that off your finger? Take bite. This is that thing's off your finger. Look at his like sticky fishing line. You can't, you can't just roll that into a little ball oh yes you can how long I officially am drinking the plant water well ounces is a that's

a lot of dirt water it's it's very nutritious also water-borne bacteria is one of the leading causes of serious illness and death in on the planet I'm not that worried about the two-week old vase vase water no that's just that's about it. I'm not worried about bacteria. Vase water, they don't actually put water in vases. They water their plants with wine. Ooh, well I'll take the vase wine. But the 12 ounces is a good amount of water. And I think the spiderweb is... It's almost like a cup and a half. Like, it might take me a little bit more time

to make sure I've got all the spiderweb in a place where I'm going to house it. But the actual, the action of eating the spiderweb will be very fast. There's no, I mean, I... Good luck swallowing it. 12 ounces of water you could put down in less than two seconds's pretty quick. You're not no you're not to say no You are not times of my you are not getting 12 ounces down in two seconds. Bring me 12. I would bring me 12 ounces

I will make a hundred dollar bet hundred dollar bet. Okay. Here we go. We've got the first 12 ounces of water in two seconds In the meantime I am concerned that Mike may try to swallow this spider web and it will only go halfway down and become a spider web in his very throat. That could happen. Where spiders begin to grow, obviously, from the web. How do you, you can't heimlich someone if it's sticky. No. You know what I mean? Now you're having trouble breathing. Yeah. I mean, I don't think people are you know in other countries You know how they eat bugs and they eat other things that we don't eat. Yes, they're not eating spiderwebs

Well, no, they're but they're using them to catch I think you'll spend 45 minutes going like this trying to get the thing How did now how did we measure this water? He has a measuring cup the water measuring water water has been yeah, we do okay all right He's got oh, man. I'll give you the tough. It's I'll give you the play-by-play Do we have a timer? We have a stopwatch back there right yep, okay? Just sick oh shoot this isn't gonna happen no it's not but it's gonna be like five seconds to a sec

Okay hold on you you go when Jeremy's gonna count you down I just said the wrong number. My second is not two seconds. Yes. All right. No, this is so good. Okay. Okay, hold on. You go when... Jeremy's going to count you down. Yeah, you got to wait until the water touches or give me a chance here. We'll give you a three, two, one, click. Okay, ready?

Jeremy, go ahead. Three, two, one, go. Oh, you started way too soon. He's covered. Yeah. That was four seconds. Hold on, hold on, hold on. So that was four seconds. So you cheated, and you poured a bunch of it on yourself.

Well, I was trying to drink as fast as I could. $100. OK, I owe you $100. In addition to that, the amount of water that I'm sitting in right now that went straight to my appropriate so you got a soggy bottom now I got soggy front Mike I got a soggy front and it is uncomfortable so you can just to be clear you can in four seconds drink half a cup of water and pour the other half on your cross right that's right right. That's right. Okay, we did it.

But if I had said five seconds. If you had said five seconds, I would have said yes. Okay, but getting... The bet would have changed. Because I know how much 12 ounces of water is. All right. All right, but pretend that was Vos water now that you did it. I mean, I would have drank it the same way, as fast as I could.

But he poured Vos water on his crotch. To get back to the... My crotch is soaking right now. I don't know, that was way more than 12 ounces. That's incredible that you managed to do that. I am proud of myself, but so getting back to the original question. I'm proud of myself. Yes, I'm proud of you.

That's the fastest 100 bucks of all time. You made, it's four second, $100, that's a good deal. That being said, that's a good deal. That being said, that means that the Vos water can be drank in five seconds. Uh, maybe. I just proved it. Yeah, no, you gotta give him that, Mike. No, no, no, no, because you drank perfectly clean, fresh water.

Now go get some Vos water. I am going with the water. I don't want to eat the spider web. Okay. I'm going to go with the water as well. It wasn to eat the spider whip. Okay, I'm gonna go with the water as well. It wasn't that bad and it's kind of cooling me off right now. Right, but then like 12 ounces of something that you did not want to drink sitting in your stomach. Yeah. That's gonna be unpleasant. No, I agree, but so will that one bug you had to eat. Yeah, no. You had to eat at least one bug. A one bug is no problem. I couldn't eat a fly. Like if you... If it was a fly, just eat one dead fly?

I'll tell you, I wouldn't do that for $100. I mean... Would you eat a fly? You wouldn't eat a fly for $100? No way! I don't think I could! What? We're talking a regular fly.

We're under the mill. Not like a fruit fly. Yeah. Fruit flies, I eat fruit flies. I accidentally drink those all the time. Yeah. Final answer, Mike? You're going with the spider web.

The final answer is I do have $100 that has been sent to me by Jigsaw. I'm a man of my word. OK, well, that was the first time money has exchanged hands live on the show. Excepted no takesy-backsies. Well, there could be a bet later in the show. Yeah, we'll see.

We'll see. I hope to have this exchange quite a few times going back and forth. Simon from Patreon, which valuable power would you rather get? Okay, we've got three choices. The ability to cure someone's depression by hugging them. Okay, that's a great one. Ability to cure someone's illness by tickling them for one minute. The ability to cure someone's physical injury by kissing it. Which of those three? Now the the one I found to be a little bit disturbing is the one minute of tickles. That's a long tickle. Because the cure hasn't happened

till the end of the tickle. Right. So you've got one minute of torturing an ill person is the way it sounds, right? You let's say you're down with the flu, Mike. You've had the flu before. Right, of course. Someone tickles you for one minute while you're sick with the flu, but then you're better. Oh, every time. I mean, I know you'd be in on it, but that'd be a bad minute, right? Oh, for sure.

It'll be a terrible minute. Now, remind me the third one, because we could cure depression with a hug. You can cure illness with a tickle or... Kiss a boo-boo. Kiss a boo-boo. An owie-boo physical injury So you break your legs and look just kiss it and it fixes now when I'm looking at this all of these are serious I don't want to denigrate any of this. Yeah, they're all but really good injury appears to be

Potentially deadly like you know what I mean like and the illness and the depression Yeah, all of them are very deadly Okay, I think I know what I mean? And the illness and the depression. Yeah. So all of them are very deadly. All right, okay. I'm just thinking like- I know what you mean by like in an emergency. In an accident. Someone gets in a car crash, they're injured. I can kiss it all better.

Now, now, hold on, hold on. You are also now kissing a gaping neck wound. Yeah, that was the first thought I had genuinely. When it was being read, I was like, I got to kiss, like this. That's not like eating a spider web. No, it's like, oh, it's a rug burn. No problem. You know, come here.

I'll kiss that and your booboo will go away. But like, oh, no, that's a knife wound. I'm like, I don't want to. Oh, man. No. Like, you have that now you have this super power. It is a French kiss, too. You have a super power that you never want to share with anybody

I can I could take another one away here because here's another superpower I don't really want now you can tickle this person with a with a serious illness Oh, yeah, and there's nothing curing you and they gotta take all your self. They've got to tickle you back Well, they don't have the power to be power and that's the problem. I can't I'm ticklish I can't tickle myself so I can't get rid of my own illness. I could if I could tickle myself. So you're going to get, so in the second one you get sick. And the third one you kiss some blood. You're just grossed out and then you get sick physically. Oh but you're really grossed out. And the first one, the first one they don't want you

to hug them necessarily, right? Until the hug. Because then I think anyone anyone who has their depression taken away Would I mean that is that that hug would be the best hug? Yeah of their life. I would be depressed if you hug me You would be depressed. You couldn't be there What a paradox I mean, I think that's the fastest bout of depression I think that's the one that I think that's the fastest bout of depression. I think that's the one that, that I want to go with. It brings joy. It takes away sadness.

And it's a, you know, it's one of those like actual, you know, when people are depressed, you actually want to give them a hug. You want to have that embrace it. Come here. You know, someone is going through something sad and you have that embrace that holding like, I am here with you. I'm here for you. I want that is like a normal response. So this is, this is the natural, empathetic, normal response you want to do that actually now has a superpower to get rid of the thing causing it. That seems like perfection. Like the others have a real problem with the power this is just pure hearted gold you're not busting out

the the feather that's feathered tickler here comes the tickler you put it on the end of a long stick and you don't get sick I don't think feathers actually tickle someone. Oh yeah man do you not, feather to the foot. Do you not have ticklish feet? Maybe to the feet. Maybe to the feet. And the neck? No, the neck couldn't make me tickle. Yeah, no, the neck for sure. The goat, as they call it? And the schnoz? Get a feather right in the nostrils? Oh yeah. That might make me sneeze. That's a, yeah, a tickle. Oh, it's a tickle sneeze. Alright, that's a different kind of tickle. That's like, when you get a tickle at your nose, you're not like, hahahaha. Yeah, but it's still a tickle. I nose you're not like yeah but it but it's still a tickling I think we're we should under one minute is a long time to tickle somebody it is right because you normally you know you can get away with even like I tickle my

my kids yeah it's like stop stop stop after like two seconds so it's torture let me tell you two seconds is a lot quicker than you think can you I have learned that two seconds it's probably more like four seconds, Andy, is my guess of what you're thinking, how long you could tickle your kids. I bet you a hundred dollars. Can you die from being tickled? Anybody ever been killed in history by being tickled? I see somebody Googling over there. Yeah, we're on it. I mean, in the history of humanity, probably. Certainly it caused something, like, oh, someone tickled the ribs and they jumped out and there was a bus.

They should not have done that. Or you tickled a driver and they swerved. Oh, you never tickled a driver. Kids, never tickle the driver. That is a rule in my car that is screamed too often. Okay, so we got... Alright, so we need to get some... We do have an article here. I don't know how to say the word.

Tickle. Wait. Aneurysm? Is that aneurysm? Yeah. Okay, I don't know how to spell aneurysm. So we've had somebody get it, have an aneurysm during a tickle fight? Okay, that makes sense. Could you? Because of so much laughing. I mean, I don't want to stumble down the mountain too far here, but why don't we, could we get

some secrets from other governments through this kind of a torture method? Of the what? The tickle method. The tickle method? Yeah. I mean, it's not good? Tickle torture? Forget waterboarding. Yeah.

And if the person has any underlying conditions, it says it can lead to a stroke, heart attack, and respiratory arrest. That makes sense. But that's like pretty much anything you do to somebody that has the possibility of that. Yeah, walking into a room unannounced could give someone a heart attack.

Right. So we're gonna take that off the table. Could you pass out though? You could probably pass out. Yeah. Yeah, if you... A minute of tickling is a lot of... And we're talking take that off the table. Could you pass out though? You could probably pass out. Yeah. A minute of tickling is a lot of... And we're talking max tickle. Yeah, we're talking max tickle, but I feel like could you lose weight?

You might be able to lose weight being tickled. Could I go to a gym that is just a tickle gym? Oh wow. And I go there and they just tickle me for a while and then it gets my heart rate up and then I leave and I didn't have to do nothing. Yeah, they also have this machine that they put on you that that just zaps your muscles it's a working look at it and his Apple watch says are you being tickled right now and then he starts to work out we have to find the answer this thing oh my

final answer is definitely curing depression with a with a golden hug I'm gonna go with the I'm gonna go with the tickling one I know it's not not gonna be a good minute. Who's kissing the wounds? Not me that's gross. Sorry. Unfortunately it's the last one you do have it. Yeah no I'm sorry. Well those people are gonna perish. I will get all finger cuts removed don't worry if you slice yourself on that paper come my way. Well like I can like a bruise. I caught a finger cut. You did. But like if you got like a bruise okay I can handle that. Yeah. But if you got if you're bleeding no. If the bone's sticking out go to the ER I ain't kissing that thing. Alright Woody from Twitter in a fight to the death with a foe would you rather get a six shooter with a single bullet placed randomly in the cylinder or a machete?

Your opponent gets the other weapon. Wow. The gun? Yeah, for sure. Click, click, click, click, click, click. You're dead. Click, click, click, click, boom. And it might just be boom.

I mean, I can maintain the aim for six clicks. I will it might just be boom. I mean I can wait I can maintain the aim for six I will fix this question very easily You get a six shooter. There are two bullets in the chambers. You don't know where you don't know where they're at Okay, but one of them is bad and you get one shot Okay, gunner the machete you've basically got a one in three for having the bullet 33% chance. Yeah, well I don't understand you're saying there's two random bullets in the cylinder It's a six shooter So you got a one in three chance that and you spin it you're spinning it and then the other person gets a machete

He only get to shoot the gun once to pull the trigger once. That's right. It may not fire Okay, I get it now you get a 33% chance of even having it fire and then I'm done with it I could use it as a weapon still you could swing it around a bludgeoning device. Yeah, which will not be that good against the machete No, so I maybe no I would go machete there because it's 66% chance So what if it's three bullets, let's go 50 50 shot You gotta go with the bullet, but then what's your percentage chance of hitting them? Because then you got to do some advanced math. Yeah, are you better than 50-50 on hitting them? Yeah, I think so I don't know what type of distance. I'm gonna let them run at me with the machete for a while

Here's the truth. You're talking about the distance what kind of distance you're gonna be out of the range of the machete or at least You hope you are that's true. You're gonna need to in order to win I mean, I've played enough duck hunt in my day. That's the key. You're in a boxing ring. Oh I like that. That's good. Yeah I can hit someone. For what it's worth I think you guys discounted the original question way too quickly as far as like being able to get the shot off accurately and if you miss now you're weaponless. Yeah but I mean I'm not a gun person but I imagine if you're just Pointing it like at your target and you just cycle through the trigger real fast

Also, I think you are underestimating what the person with the machete is going to do like what they should do, right? The you're at your corners in the boxing ring the bell rings. You need to charge. Yep Charge a person with the gun pointed at you. It ain't going to be easy. You're going to start and you're going to be wanting to dodge and duck and dive and you're not charging that gun. It's just not happening. You run in a zigzag pattern. Yeah. I mean, I go into a roll. I go into a roll. That's the right move. You got to dive, roll. And I stabbed myself with my own machete. Yes, in the roll and then they walk out with the gun having not been fired and they go that was easy

that guy just killed himself and I've got a gun just tiger rolling all hey now sitting there now is there a chance see if I had the machete here's a strategy you're in a boxing ring, which changes everything. Do you throw the machete? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no actually but now I have no weapon yeah and they've got a gun yeah but they have no weapon either as long as you close the distance how do they have if you close the distance their gun disappear just grab the gun get it away from them yeah you just do that grab the gun without firing your face I've seen the tic-tox on how you disarm somebody oh yeah it's easy now the guns pointed easy. You just go, wha-skah! Now the gun's pointed at you! Okay, new plan. One more.

You're in a boxing ring, right? Very springy floor? Uh-huh. It's not working. When you charge, you jump as high as you can so you get shot in the lowest part of your body so you can continue fighting. See, actually, I think the opposite is the better route. I think that if someone...

Get shot in the head? No, if someone has a machete and you're gonna gonna say I'm gonna I'm gonna try to block a machete strike to get a close distance While I'm click click clicking You're you're probably gonna be okay. Well you get six shots again. No, no, you're you're cycling through trying to get to the bull Yeah, I'm just saying like the one swing of a machete certainly could but if I find defending myself That's probably not taking me out. So how bouncy are boxing rings that the term bouncy was thrown out there. I just I threw it out there like WWE Matt are they like like the gymnastics? No, they're not like that. I mean these guys aren't jumping around

Six feet high punching each other awesome. WWE should have a trampoline event Yeah, where the boxing ring is a trampoline and they have to they're like running Just like moon. It's moon boxing. Heck. Yeah, man. I'm in a sport Oh, but are you boxing? Okay, or you just put them in those old moon shoes from the 80s? I mean or you put them on the moon either way from you don't remember those like back when we were young They had the the shoes that were the bouncy shoes like springs. Yes Wow, it didn't work that well. That's why they're gone. No, there was lots of injuries. All right, we are going to move on That's a great question

Luke wants to know if you have two lasagnas and you put one on top of the other is it now One lasagna or is it two lasagna? Nope. It's one lasagna. That's for sure. That's that's that's an easy one because there's no rule to the layer What amount on a lasagna? I have what is common? Exactly Mike exactly No one knows there isn, I'm asking the question. No one knows? There isn't an answer. I'm sure...

It's not like three of the noodle? Here's the question. The base of a lasagna, I've had a lot of lasagnas, and the base oftentimes, just based on the baking, can get a little crispy. Yeah, well, there'd be an acknowledgement of the crispy middle on this new single lasagna. And could that disrupt it, right? If you put a house on another house with the foundation, you still have two houses, you're saying the lasagna right, the lasagna has been cooked already. That's that.

Yes. And now you're you're you're slicing out a piece of lasagna, you're putting it on because if you put if you're making somebody go did you serve me two pieces of lasagna stacked on top of each other or do they say thank you for my piece of lasagna well I mean obviously if it's it's got to be an internal piece it has to because if it if it's got the sides and you've got the full like you know the the attachment on the bottom of the side. I accept an internal piece being stacked Internal piece on the bottom is a little It's certainly not going to be optimal for keeping your lasagna together

But I don't think anybody would say why have you served me one lasagna on top of the lasagna? I would just like to acknowledge that lasagna is Delicious it's fine. Okay okay it is like of all the Italian dishes that's the that's on the the lower rung for me here's the problem and I'm never like people like oh it's lasagna I'm not gonna fight you on this Mike I'm not gonna fight you on this because there are so many layers in a lasagna that's just opportunities to make a mistake so a peak lasagna is really really good do you yes but you can mess a peak lasagna is really really good

Do you yes, but you can mess up a lasagna on many different layers You can mess one layer up it ruins the lasagna how often when you are dishing the lasagna do you get it? In tact very rarely without it just sliding and now it's it's not a lot It's now you're eating a like an open-faced lasagna Yeah That's why I took out the Side dishes of those on you because that'll stay together Because of that crust on the side and the bottom if you've got an internal piece I'm pretty sure that that's impossible to stay together

Anybody ever deep-fried a piece of lasagna now we're talking to keep it all together Fire that up. That is some American ingenuity, right? I appreciate where your mind is going and the the possibilities, but I'm looking it up I think what we need to do is we need to do the double stacked lasagna and then the deep fry Yeah, then it's definitely one piece then it is definitely one piece. Oh lasagna looking this up. How many layers is in a lasagna? Three unless you look at a different site four unless you look at a different Oh five five six that five is way too many these are saying this is normal No, this is not four to four to six is the is the standard some sites say there You know rule to how how deep a lasagna. Let me ask you is a layer of chaos is a layer constituted by simply one

Piece of pasta would that count as an additional layer? I believe that each layer is the pasta. So like if you go pasta, cheese, pasta, you're at two layers. Interesting, I would have thought it's the guts between the pastas. Really? Like the meat, then the cheese, then the meat? Back to the house, your roof is not a floor,

it's the roof, it's the ceiling. No one lives up there. So hold on on let me describe to you a slice of lasagna and you tell me how many layers it okay do it let's get all right we got crust yep we got cheese yep we got a crust yeah just the bottom layer of noodles yes okay gotcha so now we got like like graham cracker crust at the bottom of this thing. Let's try that on for size.

Alright, noodle. Cheese. Noodle. Meat. Noodle. Cheese noodle. That's a three layer lasagna. I had six.

Wait, you had six? You count both? Wait. No, you're counting like, you're counting noodle and, and guts? Noodle and, and stuffing as a layer. Is that what I'm doing? That's what you just did. Oh, that sounds delicious. You also counted the basements. Do you feel like- You counted the foundation. Do you feel like more of a man if you have more layers to your lasagna? Yeah, I'm sitting here eating six layer lasagna. You guys are eating three layer lasagna. That's what I think this is all about. Let me guess you put a little pepper on top another layer? Oh man I mean if there's maybe some parm on top I can get up to eight nine ten layers. Alright I think we settled that. Cameron.

Nice. You must survive the next month as an animal while the entire animal kingdom hunts you down. Which animal are you choosing? I'm a bear. I'm a bear. I mean we have been deep diving and exploring very recently some of the- I'm a cheetah. Oh so you're just running. Oh yeah. Now cheetahs die by other animals all the time. Nope, never died before. Really? Every cheetah you see out there is the first one. Yeah, they don't die. How do cheetahs get killed? They're predators, so they're at the bottom of the- They're not smart.

Cheetahs? Correct. But they're so fast. Well, they are that. And that's good, because they are not smart. What, they're dumb? That's what I've heard. Well, look, I just wanted to run away from things.

I feel like that's your best bet of not being killed Yeah, but you also will eventually be tired if the entire is can barely sprint They can go for a little while then they're super tired if the entire animal kingdom is after you your your will Oh, is that what it said? Oh the entire animal kingdom lions leopards and hyenas screw this I'm a peregrine Falcon. All prey on cheetah now we're taking to the air and I like your thing. I'm getting out of here. That might even be better than a bear. I don't think so. It's the fastest flying creature. Yeah like if that I can't be caught. If you can fly. Jet engines is my problem. If you can fly the only concern for you now for a while will be other creatures of flight. But you can also find like a nice little nook or cranny

in a cliff and hide where no one else can get you. Thank you, Mike. If you are wanting to not live your life, if you're wanting to just go run and hide like a coward. It's just survive for a month. Are you fighting the animal kingdom? I'm living my normal life. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

A bear would be able to do that. Yeah, because we were talking about- Like a polar bear? This is about a week ago. You probably go with the polar bear. I think they're the biggest. At lunch, we were talking about how incredibly strong chimpanzees are. Which if you didn't realize, like some people around this studio didn't realize- They will tear your face off. and have torn face off. I saw an interview recently from like an expert talking about this and the level of definitiveness that he had and it was about like could this super MMA fighter survive a fight with this chimp and it was like no no he

would be killed immediately he's like he has arms would be ripped off of his body. They literally said, they go, out of 100 fights, how many does he win? He goes, he would lose all 100. Yeah. So there's no doubt. I mean, and that was the chimpanzee. So then we were like, oh my gosh, a gorilla, a full size

mammoth gorilla that a chimpanzee cannot handle. That's got to be the apex most unstoppable creature on land. And then we were like, well, it turns out that the like, what is it? Silverback gorilla. Yeah. Yeah. Those compared to a grizzly bear, they got nothing on the grizzly because the grizzly is going to be hundred pounds or so. Yeah. I mean, it's way bigger, just as strong, has the claws and the teeth that the The gorillas don't have so I mean if you're talking about what what are you? You know the lion versus the grizzly grizzly the the the

That's why I think the Polar is the actual apex. Oh the polar. Yeah, you might be right there I don't I'm I'm very biased to where I live. I've not visited the Arctic recently. No, yours was a desert bear. Mine was a desert bear. But then you talk about elephants, and it's, hmm. Oh, that's actually a really good. Enough animal kingdom could take out an elephant though,

right? I don't know. I guess if there's other elephants involved. I mean, if you threw like, I don't know. I mean, I guess if there's other elephants involved. I mean, if you threw like, I don't know. Oh, there's a problem with your bear. Yeah. Now the bears are coming to get you. I think it's got to be the rest of the animal king. Your kind aren't fighting for you, but they are not fighting against you.

A bear is losing against, I don't know, 100 elephants. They're not winning that. Oh, yes. They're just getting trampled. I don't think anything could take down a full size like if you're the biggest elephant out there I don't think that the pack of lions can take down one of these elephants. They are 20 tigers could take an out an elephant Yeah, maybe if there's just if it's just the one flying away people any of you want to be a worm and hide under the ground

I mean, that's a whole month That's not hiding. But I'm no I'm not worried about the hiding. Nothing can get to you 60 down. I'm saying go spend a month in a room of solitary confinement and then come out a normal person. Jason, a hundred dollars. Nothing. Aside from humans, lions are the only predators powerful enough to kill an elephant. Okay. So you're learning today. There's a bunch of them.

I am learning. Because one of them can't do it. There's no way. Now, here's the problem. If I was going to attack the falcon, because I said I'd go falcon, I'd be waiting for the storm to roll in, right? Because that's when you might be a little bit more vulnerable as a bird. Yeah. They can fly in the rain though. You think they're flying a good, they can fly in

like a storm or hurricane? Yeah, for sure. Not where they want to go. Did you say not for sure? No, I said for sure. Mike said not. I said for sure. No, have you never seen... Birds don't like the storm when there's a strong wind. Have you never seen the bird that's flapping and flying except it's not moving? Yes, I have seen that, but but I can't out duel the wind. I'm but I'm saying it can stay Float and it stays fine. I've seen birds flying a hurricane not well, they're not enjoying life, but they're really flying It's kind of thrown around Like a sailboat in the ocean during a storm you go where the wind wants you to go Yeah, this is like a sailboat in the ocean during a storm. You go where the wind wants you to go

These little birds aren't fighting the wind sure but that doesn't mean that other animals aren't fighting the same wind and they're gonna attack I was just saying it would ground the bird and make them vulnerable to the other attackers. Okay, final answer I will choose the peregrine Falcon. Yeah One more here should sack lunch sandwiches always be cut in half or is it acceptable to leave them whole? Andrew from Patreon would like to know. And a follow up, do you teach your children some sort of discipline by making them eat a whole sandwich? No, that's nonsense. Because they've got to break through the crust.

If you do not cut, they either have to tear it in half and get messy hands. Yes. Or they gotta break through the kid problem of not eating crust, which is, how does this happen? And my son still to this day, now he's never asked me to cut it off, he just doesn't eat it. Yeah, he'll just eat to the rim there? Yeah, and then it's, I'm full, I'm so full,

I could never eat that. How does this happen that we, because I'm sure you guys were guilty too, like I wouldn't eat the that. How does this happen that we, because I'm sure you guys were guilty too. Like I wouldn't eat the crust. Oh no. Pizza crust, you're like no thank you. And then eventually at some point in your maturation, you're like well maybe I guess I'll try it.

And you go oh yeah, it's just like the rest of the bread. It's not just as good as the rest of the bread, it's not. Because it doesn't have, what? It doesn't have the, He's right. It doesn't have the filling all the way of the bread. It's not because it doesn't have it doesn't have this right It doesn't have the filling all the way to the even if you try even better Well pizza pizza crust sure, but we're talking two different things like I've seen with sour dough Okay, no, you're right on that right on that is different talking run-of-the-mill white bread off the shelf white bread The the crust is not as good now. I it's exactly the same

It's it's a different texture it's you know look the the outside got baked more and is a Different flavor and a different texture has not there to say that it's kind of better on sourdough But then it's not any different on other well the sourdough because yeah I guess you're saying that the sourdough is far more crispy But I even like when it's just the white bread or the wheat bread I don't know it feels like it's all the same softness to me now what we do in the Moore household Would you eat an all-crust sandwich sure oh the heel the heel oh perfect question

Oh, yeah, no you know how many you know me heel sandwiches my children have eaten without their knowledge wait They don't know how could they not know they are there I hide them on the bottom and they don't care you take the heels Okay, you can't pay so exposed to you know you do secret heal you monster peanut butter and jelly You put it together, and then you take your sandwich cutter, and you cut it and they have wait first of all sandwich cutter Oh, yeah, the circle the circle sandwich cutter. Oh, I've never heard of this This is you got to have this for the children because they don't like it. But the irony is that that's to make it a crustless sandwich. Yes. And you're making an all crust sandwich. And they have no idea. So you just get personal satisfaction. Yes I do. Of making them think

that they're getting what and they have no problem. They have no because you would never because on the outside it just looks like regular my mind is blown that is genius That is so mean that is literally the thing. I've heard of some healthier, right? I've heard I've heard of animals ripping faces off I've never heard of something this mean you are making them eat the heel of a loaf of bread without Making them express written consent. No, they choose to eat the sandwich. They say, Dad, I need a sandwich. They say, Dad, I trust you.

And you say, ha ha ha ha ha. That's amazing. And I made a delicious sandwich. The flip, he does the flip. Oh my goodness. And then he covers it with peanut butter to hide it. And then he goes and dances in the other room. Just inside out the heels.

Oh my goodness. And circle cut. Have you done a double heel? Yeah, I've done it with, yes my and circle cut you done a double heel Yeah, I've done it with yes, you've served a child with a heel on both sides flipped. Yes, so yes Oh you your mom's they don't know here eat up They don't know cuz there's no difference. Yeah Wow Cheated up will tell you oh Man, that is a prank what you got to do is give one kid the double heel sandwich and make it obvious and have them complain and give the other the other one.

They brag about it and then reveal at the end. Very nice. I don't believe you that you can't tell a difference. Impressive. $100 Mike that I can tell the difference between a heel sandwich and a non heel sandwich. The problem with this is it's just opinion. But like if I gave you, if we had 100 sandwiches. Could you find the two?

Could you do it every single, yeah, could you pick it out every time? Without a doubt. I don't know. Maybe, maybe you could. I mean, I can do that in under five seconds, Mike. It is a texture difference. Yeah, maybe.

And a flavor difference. I don't know. You might be able to do it. I'm not, yeah, not fully doubting, but. Well, we. And a flavor difference. I don't know. You might be able to do it. I'm not fully doubting, but. Well, we've solved life's problems. Let's move on. The Spitballers Draft. Today we are drafting the best places to hide something valuable. places to hide something valuable. Now I know my co-hosts very well. And with the first pick, unfortunately, look this wouldn't be my necessarily my favorite place to hide something. But you think that we would take it immediately? But I'm a little worried that it would be one of your top picks. Okay. So

unfortunately you have backed me into a corner. We're just sitting here man. No this is on both of you. We haven't done nothing. But I'm going to have to go with my butt. Oh, I did not see that coming. It's not even on my list. It is not on my list. Wait a minute.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, brother. Oh, that just happened. This is your fault. It's supposed to be your fault! It's never a thought! No, no, I've got... When you see my list... No, of course it's not on my list!

People, people do that to you! Yeah, people do do that! Yeah, not me! Not me, I'm not choosing that on my list, but Andy is, with the 101. He's going to hide something in his butt. Oh yes. I am so happy we backed him into that corner. I'm like, I don't know how we did it, but great job. I thought for sure you'd choose your butt because I would never do it. If it was really valuable and you didn't want anybody to get it. I mean I won't find it there. I promise

Wow Great pick great starting it off strong with the butt Criminals do it all the time guys that is true. I know it happens. I'm not a criminal I'm just gonna hide my my cash in a place. I can hide it. I'm just trying criminal, I'm just gonna hide my cash in a place I can hide it. I'm just trying to conceal some documents. Yeah, I'm not trying to hide anything inappropriate over here. Oh, boy, you're not finding this. No.

No, that cash is yours. Keep it safe. All right, Mike. Well, the 101 is taken care of. So the first... so I Took a drink and then I remember that he drafted his blood and almost lost it. Oh The footglans got my back it's it's not as extreme side But I would an aquarium

Okay in an aquarium, I mean put that in a ziplock bag or something boring. Yeah Sure, I have to get a waterproof package a little bit of an inconvenience Just put it under this under the the there, and then you fill it with water. I mean, come on. Horrible mistake. No one's putting it in. I thought for sure you were taking toilets or something. Well, in a matter of speaking.

Okay, okay. That's where he reveals his treasure. Okay, well. Oh man, I thought there was a one for sure. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to take the same one. Andy took just slightly different. I'm going to go with a hole in the backyard, which is, you know, we both have a hole in the bag. I know I got it. Um, for my first pick and then for my second pick, I just for my second pick, I just always want one of these. And so I'm going to draft it so that I get one.

It's a safe behind a painting. Oh, yeah. I want to open the painting. I've thought about putting one of those in. Yeah, that'd be so cool. I get to, like, look, this is a painting. No. Oh, look.

And it opens, and then there's a safe behind it You probably got a six shooter in there, too Yeah, yeah, I like it cuz you're as a human you're like you think that art's valuable Just wait till you see what the real value is yeah, I keep it behind the valuables So you you're that way when someone comes and steals your valuable painting. They're like, oh dude, there's another another thing right here Buried in the backyard at wall safe and then Mike you have the bottom of an aquarium and I'm gonna go you guys wish you'd been able to pick my pick here. I mean like you got it before we could

Yes, I did egg on our face. Yes. I did I will go with dog kennel. Okay Interesting. Okay. Yeah, I mean like what's that? That's the Not a dog house or well, I mean I can't I feel like a dog house is has to be outside of your house You're running a risk of the dog eating your valuables but sure sure but I feel like I can attach you know, they're little the pillow or whatever they sleep on and I feel like I can attach you know their little the pillow or whatever they sleep on and Okay, you have the the envelope of money under there if the dog is sleeping in the dog kennel the the the cat burglar is Not going in there now you have brought up an interesting idea. I had not thought about my dog's but

This this animal will eat that money. Whose butt is available? Because I got some things to hide. I got three more picks. And I'm wanting to know where I can put these things. Whose butt? Alright, so obviously I've already got in my butt with my 101. And you chose Bariot, which was going to be in there. I'm going to go with bottom of a well. He can't stop from the bottom. I'm going to go with bottom of a well. You can't stop from the bottom.

I'm going to the bottom of a well. I'm lowering my valuables down into the well. No one's going down there. No one's going there because it's just water. You only fall into a well. You don't go into a well. If someone's down in that well, they fell in. And once they're there? Yeah, they can't get out. How many skeletons are in your well? That's right

Yes, everybody's well as several dead bodies knowing goes in there to look The second choice a little different than Jason's in the walls. I'm hiding something valuable Inside of the walls. My hope is that I never tell anybody about it pass away and then generations later They go to remodel the house, they find the millions, and I've blessed somebody. I have, when I was doing this, I came up with my list really easily, but then I searched to see if I was forgetting anything, and I saw all these great- I clearly did not search.

All these great places to hide stuff, and all I kept thinking when I looked at all these really intricate, like this is where you actually wanna hide something that a robber will never find. I'm like, I will never remember where I put this. I will hide my valuable there, and that is gone. I'm like, I will never remember where I put this. I will hide my valuable there. And that is gone. I just deleted the valuable from my life.

That's fair. Yeah. And eventually that flower container will get thrown away and it's gone. That's how I was thinking about this is if someone had broken into my house and they're looking for the valuables, where are the obvious places to put it? They ain't looking there. No, you obvious places to put it? In your butt. They ain't looking there. No, no, you're safe.

You're not even at home. Yeah, I'm hoping I'm not there. All right, so you got your toothpicks? The bottom of the well and inside of the walls. Yes, and also my butt. Yes, well documented. A place where I feel like a burglar is not going to look for something of high value

It's in my children's closet up there at the top where they kind of kids cannot reach it So I understand they like well if your kid finds it But but if you put it at the top of the closet the kid can't get up there and wouldn't who's putting just Valuables in there just asking for a friend You got any of your valuables in these places? Yeah that's a good question. I don't know. Hey burglars listen up we don't hide, we hide nothing anywhere here. I'm in trouble. They know Andy, they know. Yeah I feel like when the burglar has what I don't know whatever their five minutes or whatever they give themselves

to go quickly through a house, in the kid's room, they're gonna open it up, see stuffed animals, go, there's nothing valuable in here. Okay, all right. At least to me, I don't know. No, it's not the first place they're looking. All right. Jason, you got two picks.

So I told you, I was going with like, where you always see things hidden in movies, you got the safe behind the pictures, very fancy. But if you feel that creek in the floor you're going to want to pull that that rug away. And those floorboards are loose. So I'm hiding it under the floor on a rug. Nice. Because I've always wanted like that. It would be really fun. You know it's like oh because the two step process is really important to me. You know that you've got to you got to pull something back to pull something back. Right. Yeah. Because if it's just under the rug, I thought you were going to go a safe

under them under there as well. Under the rug. What is why is that rug so high up off the ground? Don't look under that rug. The big lump. Yes. You can put the safe in the floor. That is where I was going, but no it's funnier. It's just the safe covered by a rug. Yes, covered by a rug. Don't look under that, it's just a rug. Alright, so one more Jason. Alright, well since I'm going with my thing in a thing motif here, I feel committed to that and I'm looking through my list and I'm wrapping it in aluminum foil and putting it in the freezer Because that's getting thrown out. Yeah, that's the problem. That was that was my worry thrown out for sure It's in the back of the freezer and here's the nice thing using your you're thinking cash for all of this

Anything small it could be a flash drive. It could be cash. It could be it could be documents It could be baseball cards be a flash drive, it could be cash, it could be documents, it could be... Baseball cards? Yeah. Is a flash drive... What about a ring? In a freezer, that'll work. But a flash drive in a freezer, would that break?

No, I don't think it would break. It depends what kind. I'll bet you $100. Here, take your valuables. How long? I think according to my research, flash drives can stay in a freezer indefinitely I've done no research. Okay, that's it. You got to take some trust in those reports when you do that Yeah, yeah, cuz if you're wrong that thing's toast. Well, okay the opposite. Yeah, it's frozen

Yes, so my assets have been frozen. We are back literally with your final pick. All right. The pick I thought you were going to make, Andy, is the back of the toilet. Yes, it's on my list. I mean, it's the same idea as the aquarium. Is that better in the back or in the top part of the toilet? That's what I mean. I'm not taping it to the back. I'm putting it in the tank.

In the tank. Tank of the toilet. Maybe that's common enough now, but to me, that feels like a fine place. It's a gift for the plumber That's the one problem Okay, yeah when you fixed that toilet, don't take the money So I've got in my butt at the bottom of a well inside the walls Okay, and I'm gonna go with a little a little bit of a twist here at the end

I mean more than I've already yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go with swallow it In plain sight. Oh. Okay. I'm going in plain... because there's nothing I can... The cash is on the table. Well I was thinking like when I'm looking for something I can't find the thing right in front of my face. Yeah. So neither can the robbers, right? No way.'re going to look under every cabinet and in those toilets but that that countertop they won't see it. Don't say there's no way that's real cash. That's right. That's no one. That's the decoy. Now you get it. Well I on the. On the counter in plain sight. I'm a bit of a genius. Yeah, no I love it. So here is, are we, this is... That's it.

We're done. Alright, here's some of the things I had under the mattress. You know, classic. I have up in a tree and in the attic, you gotta get the height sometimes. People are lazy. They ain't be climbing. I should have taken in a vase because it was on my list. I do have a planter in mind. Yeah. And a drop ceiling. You know, you always see that in the movies. Oh, yeah. Where would they have the tiles that go up? But I don't have any drop

ceilings at my house. And so the last one was in your sock. Keep it. Keep it close to you. You know what I mean? The one you're wearing. Yeah. So you're the sock you're wearing. You're just stepping on it all day. Well, it's to you. You know what I mean? The one you're wearing. Yes, the sock you're wearing. You're just stepping on it all day. Well, it's not under, it's, these are ankle socks, and it is on the side of my leg. So it's rubbing against your ankle all day. I've actually done this many, many times.

Hidden stuff in my sock, and you don't even know it's there. This sounds very uncomfortable. No, you have no idea. It sounds awful. You'd put like a diamond ring in your sock and walk around? Well, I did do that once when I proposed to my wife, and it was fine. Wait, you did?

You put it in your sock? I did. But it was in a box. I put the whole box in there. You were in tube socks? You were in tube socks? Yeah, I had to wear tube socks to keep the full box ring. You didn't want it in your pocket?

Were you without pockets? Well, didn't want it in your pocket? Were you without pockets? Well, it was really bulky in the pocket, and you could tell. And I was trying to hide. All right, Hot Shots. So it wasn't very obvious that you had a goiter sticking out the side of your pants?

No, because I had pants on over that. So you couldn't see. How baggy are these pants? Just normal baggy. And it was fine. It covered it no problem. And then when you bend down on one knee, guess where you are. baggier these pants just normal baggie and it was fine it covered it no problem and then when you bend down on one knee she saw it she knew where you are yeah you're at your

sock unless you're wearing like MC Hammer pants just regular did her big do you think this ring is her ring smell a little bit this this ring is three feet wide I'm not worried about the ring I'm worried about the box that I'm worried about the box. That sounds gigantic. The box is just normal ring box size. What did we learn today? I learned that Andy doesn't know us as well as he thinks he does. That's fair. I learned that it takes approximately five seconds to drink 12 ounces of water. Yep, yep, learned that lesson today as well.

And I learned that Mike is a monster for feeding his kids. You're a genius. The double heel, double bird sandwich. All right, that'll do it for the Spitballers. For Al Borland and company, farewell. Goodbye. Thanks for listening to the Spitballers Podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, check out spitballerspod.com.